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[INST] What kind of market data would you suggest. I'm tempted to include a candlestick chart of any symbols that are mentioned here. what else? [/INST] Print out 10-k reports for the companies lmao
[INST] I mean I would look at it like CMG only needs to drop to $415.60 for you to break even... Only 2%. A mild red day tomorrow for the market could easily see CMG dropping 5%+ after going up 24% Edit: Definitely don't consider this investing advice, i know nothing [/INST] Very true. But for now I'll just continue to invest in Chipotle-Away, because I don't have a golden butthole
[INST] Yes [/INST] so, i just sold @ 11.04 because i did the opposite of what you nerd were telling me to do. #made$$
[INST] Actually make it functional. 90.6% of this sub says thanks [/INST] 100% of the mod team says thanks
[INST] Not necessarily, it could also be that they need the money now. [/INST] Very true. It also could be because their cat stepped on their keyboard.
[INST] Yeah I know I just thought I'd mention it This is so low volume the ticker stops moving [/INST] So who’s going to buy your options
[INST] You're in the wrong sub. Smart move though. Amazon was climbing to 2k before this trump slash 2 days we call a recession mess. [/INST] Sold half @ 1525 - might hit 1550 on a beat. Whatever I’m happy today.
[INST] even better, I live in my girlfriend's parent's condo. It's their second home so they only visit 4-6 times a year. Just have to pay HOA and utilities. [/INST] Freeload in rent and use cash to yolo on MU and AMD
[INST] I wish I did, but the reason is I didn't want any kind of screwing around with my run up. No volatility, no time decay, no liquidity problems.. etc. [/INST] I see, you are probably day trading the shares right? I have been avoiding these etfs because of the decays from volatility; QQQ is down 1.3% for the month, but TQQQ is down 6% for the month when it should be closer to 4%. That said, the volitility does generate some nice premiums if you sell calls against your shares.
[INST] I did the same. Picked up about 100k worth this morning. I couldn’t resist that almost 6% dividend [/INST] Holy shit is it really that high? 4x Ally
[INST] It did work well [/INST] My Cisco FD calls worked out as well I pulled everything out and I'm up 75% for the day. I feel like I need to sit back and pretend like I actually have all this money even though I'm gonna blow it on FD's next week.
[INST] Yeah now that it shot up 20%. Now you know it’s gud [/INST] same thing with mu, its only cheap when it shoots up 20+%
[INST] Because I like making money 💰 [/INST] Wrong sub then.
[INST] around 4000 now [/INST] I'm sitting with 133....lol. good for you though dude.
[INST] Laughed irl [/INST] [Proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/5ihlu5/whats_up_who_got_questions/db87chj/?context=3)
[INST] So short $APPL? [/INST] Yes, fuck swift. I own calls though for some reason kill me.
[INST] 5/18 17.5 strike [/INST] SAME
[INST] now what [/INST] Already lost $40.
[INST] I'm feeling quite wasp as well [/INST] My bees are perked up
[INST] So yes? [/INST] Probably, depending on the license.
[INST] I meant the whole thread, try not to bring down the average, thanks. [/INST] If the questions aren't gay enough, he'll suspect this didn't come from WSB.
[INST] I want to know too. Specifically, weights or body weight exercises? I don't know anything about any kind of gainz. [/INST] > I don't know anything about any kind of gainz You're on r/WSB, no need for redundancy.
[INST] I know right. I am so stupid for not shorting a fking tech giant that have Dividend , 66% gross margin and p/e under 30. It also makes everything in server. I am dumb. [/INST] Don’t forget they spend more on r&d in one quarter than their competition makes an entire year
[INST] 5g is still in testing. AT&T spent 21B last year too. So this isn't a sudden jump for 5G. [/INST] Spectrum maybe?
[INST] I can't wait to see how this ages. Remindme! 3 hours [/INST] Amazon prime now has two shipping to the Mooooon
[INST] So you saw the numbers and still sold right away? That is fucking stupid. Plenty of difference between the Goog and the Zuck. [/INST] I waited for it to jump up to 167 and sold. I was at a loss for a while. But yes, it was stupid.
[INST] Hey free two dollars is more than enough for a four piece of tendies [/INST] Not after fees
[INST] Put your money where your mouth is instead of bitching and moaning at someone who is making money off your losses, faggot. [/INST] U fucked amazon and intel beat like no other. Spy 270 tmr
[INST] Airplane mode + WiFi = Accessing your account without possibility of receiving a margin call on the same device. You sly bastard. [/INST] Bingo!
[INST] Or the .01s. Do people actually buy and sell those? [/INST] Yes based on the thread here
[INST] yeah tread carefully anything can happen in this market [/INST] I really hope he didn't do it, it's already up over 100 in AH
[INST] What’s the play here? I am thinking just shares and ITM calls $95 or $100 but probably sell $115 [/INST] Sounds like an ok plan. I'll take another look at it tomorrow.
[INST] But only on a few random days each month [/INST] Or a few random posts a day
[INST] No he is right this time. Faggot finally speaks something right. [/INST] A broke autist sucks cocks twice a day. I think that’s the quote.
[INST] AMD did the same thing yesterday [/INST] Not really, it was down 3.5% for the day and hung there
[INST] Probably, depending on the license. [/INST] But why male models?
[INST] Ya, the boomers left that part out though. Instead they told their kids to follow their dreams and find their passions and then called their kids idiots when that's what they did. Boomers are retarded. [/INST] I remember in the 90's when my teacher would show us articles about faggots with history degrees getting signing bonuses.
[INST] [Picked this up 2 hours before close.](https://imgur.com/98EchxB) Pay no attention to the rest of the portfolio. [/INST] Nice work man
[INST] I guess I was wondering how premium scalping would work on expiration day if, such as on RobinHood, market participants can’t buy. My cost basis is .10 for my contracts, if we don’t open ITM we should open close enough for that premium to be inappropriate. [/INST] There's no point in scalping anything, they will be worth 10x your cost basis
[INST] Come down to Tacoma to get me I just want watch and snap pics and steal some of ya'lls cocaine. [/INST] cokes for shareholders only sorry pal
[INST] Math [/INST] Nah. CFD,s aren't open after hours but I have a projected profit of $18000
[INST] I'm going to be calling my Dr. If they smash on iPhone numbers [/INST] dr kavorkian?
[INST] He is absolutely wrong and should be ashamed of himself for giving such irresponsible advice. Buying only as many tickets as you can afford is a typical rookie mistake. For god's sake, have some dignity and go the extra mile. There is a reason why you have multiple credit cards and the option to take out another mortgage. [/INST] Bitch please, you think anyone who buys lottery tickets has a house to mortgage? Banks don't let you take a mortgage out against a tent in a public park.
[INST] if it were perfect it would have amd [/INST] No mu or sq either. Just a faker.
[INST] Do you or can you reply to overseas mail? [/INST] I think it is allowed- check here: https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#mail
[INST] R u retarded 230 Pacific [/INST] He is so wassup
[INST] We need a college student with access to unlimited printing capabilities. Every 1000 pages you print, the mods of r/wsb will send you a $2 MCD gift card for your tendies pleasure [/INST] i would but there's always some old lady that stares at me while i print anything more than 7 pages.
[INST] Die faggot [/INST] ;)
[INST] It only had to go up 2% for you to win 100%???? I gotta get me some of these options. [/INST] bruh, AMD went up by 14% today
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[INST] XOM, CVX and maybe AKAM [/INST] hmm, idk if meme enough, maybe xom
[INST] My SPY FDs would like that very much [/INST] My SPY 4-30 call, also agrees with that.
[INST] Are they comparable? I think I saw that the calculations were done differently. [/INST] I am 99% sure they are non comparable.
[INST] Jeff will be a good boy and split the stock so we will get $160 Amazon for all. [/INST] I dont think he'll ever split. Pretty sure he doesn't want it to be easily tradeable.
[INST] GET FUCKED MSFT BEARS! [/INST] There is literally no such thing as Microsoft bears that shit has like .01% short interest
[INST] good point he should put that free bloomberg terminal you get in jail to good use [/INST] We’ll just need to send him market data if he wants to do it.
[INST] Hopefully the conference call turns things around. [/INST] It crossed 97 in google finance
[INST] fade? [/INST] Means sell the reaction
[INST] i sold msft at a loss at 74. [/INST] Don't look after hours or you might need to go to suicide watch
[INST] Anyone else get a boner reading this? [/INST] yes
[INST] Don't lie to me through your transitions lenses [/INST] This one stung.
[INST] Hey uh...gonna sound really dumb but...every week I feel like I learn a new popular thing like QQQ and TQQQ and Vix etc. Is there like, some kind of list to know about? [/INST] Yeah that did sound really dumb
[INST] I've got 8 @ $700 holding for life [/INST] 15 @650 holding for as long as possible
[INST] I have that size and I am just using limits [/INST] **Axiom 1:** >> Someone with that portfolio size should be using more than just limit orders **Axiom 2:** > I (/u/roaf) have that size **Modus Ponens (1, 2):** /u/roaf should be using more than just limit orders.
[INST] Chris Pratt's learning disabled eastern European cousin, Chris Byat. [/INST] *Blyat
[INST] this is the most Caucasian joke ive ever seen in my life. [/INST] Seemed more Nordic or perhaps Anglo-Saxon to me.
[INST] I bought em too at open. Also, I sold em in early afternoon for profit [/INST] rip in pieces
[INST] How is two day shipping to the moon priced in [/INST] That joke was Prime
[INST] Lol you missed the thread [/INST] Damn it
[INST] Down 93% in the last week. Where is this $ROPE stock people keep talking about and can it save my portfolio? [/INST] Everyone else in this sub seems to be up big $$$ this week. What did you do!?
[INST] bitch please they'll just cheney his heart back together [/INST] It's just a Cummins turbo diesel at this point.
[INST] What s your expected salary? [/INST] Starting should be around 80k/year, or 100k if I move to the bay area and don't work for a startup. Then that typically goes up 6-8% every 5 years of experience. I'm actually job hunting now.
[INST] Post pictures you fucking egg [/INST] Markets closed so options don't price you fucking dunce.
[INST] $YZY [/INST] LONG $YZY
[INST] No the judge didn't like him and made it slightly harder on him probably still a minimum-security though [/INST] I have family that live in the area and we have base-access. Facility is no joke, but run professionally. I'm sure he is safe and taken care of, they don't play like Hollywood portrays in federal prisons run by the military.
[INST] What is that app called? [/INST] How did you get this far?
[INST] just set your computer clock back an hour. [/INST] GOTTA GO BACK IN TIME
[INST] AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they? [/INST] Well that’s what happens when you bet against Bae Sue.
[INST] amazon has those juicy post-earnings rallies so nah gonna wait it out and enjoy the slew of PT upgrades [/INST] BOSS!
[INST] BzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzT [/INST] Always that one guy...
[INST] Got to have CONfidence guys. It’s all about your self-esteem. [/INST] I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
[INST] ? [/INST] You can day trade with options in a cash account, as long as you do not exceed settle funds. Funds clears the next morning; works in most REAL option brokers.
[INST] So, my $26 April 27 on $GE is possible? [/INST] Ya if it’s a put
[INST] All that's missing is 'Die at 45 from boredom.' [/INST] “Never swing for the fences because you might miss.”
[INST] Naked as can be. [/INST] F
[INST] God your Windows are dirty. [/INST] I should really clean those zune
[INST] It's tldr all the way down. [/INST] How many turtles is that?
[INST] I would like 1 win please. [/INST] Me too thanks
[INST] Due diligence aka homework [/INST] oh word. while we’re here what the fuck does FD mean
[INST] Which bourbon? Pls don’t fucking disappoint, I’ve made it this far. [/INST] I will first ask if there is any local stuff
[INST] Yep. They're fine. Dont be silly. [/INST] In all seriousness I always like to add the caveat that the question he was asked was * “Should I take my money out of my Bear Stearns brokerage account?”* and his response was that you shouldn’t because Bear is fine. However, he did recommend buying Bear Stearns stock about 3 weeks before that call.
[INST] Do they still serve Dry Aged steaks? [/INST] I always get the seared sirloin with butter poached lobster tail
[INST] http://imgur.com/gallery/Mtijr5g I actually went these. Thanks for believing in me [/INST] Hey! Nice job, crazy yolo!!! I knew it was gonna be big!
[INST] Like camomile and coffee... [/INST] Jizz and gin...
[INST] Bill 'Big Dick' O'Reilly going with the long play of DRIPin into retirement with reinvested dividends on AT&T stocks [/INST] It is down 6% today. There went this years dividends, sad.
[INST] Yeah, 5 delta short strike IC is such a craaaazy idea. Shut up. Back to the gloryhole with you. [/INST] I'm guessing you tried the same thing on CMG and tried to recoup your losses here. On almost any other stock you'd be right - it's an obvious play. But you wouldn't bother trying it on almost any other stock because the premiums wouldn't make it worthwhile. And now here you are. I say panic sell at open and throw what's left at zero day FDs. Fucking condors are almost extinct for a reason.
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[INST] Say you have $100k to burn and you buy Jan 70c for $3, so yo can buy 330 contracts. Then you sell 330 Jan $80 contracts for $2, so you have $66k. You then repeat the process as Infineum. You end up with a net debit of $1, so you get 900% gain if the the share price hits or exceeds $80. If you only buy the $70 calls with the $100k you would need the share price to hit $100 for the same gain [/INST] Fuck. I have to understand...so your initial 100K into the 70s and grab the 66K credit off selling the 80s. Use that to buy 220 more 70s with that 66K and sell 220 more 80s for 44K and so on? You just set this up all in one go or adjust in over time? Leverage on leverage on leverage....
[INST] Why not just sell at open and roll forward? How much more upside are you expecting to see after it's gone up 7% in 3 days? [/INST] I held on to them past market close is what I mean. Of course i'm gonna sell at market open im not a mad man.
[INST] [Snacks](https://youtu.be/YrEr9Z0LUtA?t=50s) this video has the right pace for the price action on ALRM too [/INST] Crabs eating carbs. What a time to be alive.