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[INST] What’s the ticker? [/INST] FUCC
[INST] Quick where do I dump my money in order to qualify for that 300k rate? [/INST] I know you are joking, but its a laddered rate. The first 100k always pays the 100k rate regardless of how much you put in.
[INST] may I ask what your background is? [/INST] He works at MacDonalds
[INST] 271+ would mean we broke out of the downtrend completely. not so sure that happens unless bond yield pulls back majorly [/INST] Right and I agree. I believe we get squeezed up to a test of 271 which sets up a longer time frame bearish move
[INST] I wonder what it takes to get rejected from rh options [/INST] probably being literally banned from trading. like bernie maddoff or somone else in jail for securities fraud lol
[INST] PR bonds might be a decent play? They're essentially US backed bonds right? Espectially if the Dems win in November? [/INST] I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr
[INST] Hoping my TVIX jumps up [/INST] Even in light of NK agreeing to outside investigators?
[INST] All of those companies are busy building their own chips tho [/INST] I really think apple and others building chips is a very risky move. They are trying to upseat established semi giants. I don't think that's going to happen. I think more likely is they waste billions of R&D making chips that perform as well as last generation. Not good enough.
[INST] I've noticed that but won't people pump inevitably for ER anyway or you think not? [/INST] No, if anything people may continue to sell off slightly before earnings unless good news comes out ahead of it. A continued selloff and surprise good news might be great for people who buy calls at the last minute, though.
[INST] News was out during market open Friday [/INST] ya friday wasn’t exactly the best day..,PRICEDIN?
[INST] Holy. Shit. Please post all your trades for inversing. [/INST] Whatever he holds, he should just sell it for annuities
[INST] haha, I am in at 59 brah, since last earning and this shit just keeps going down. [/INST] At least you don't have a weak hand lol I believe it'll be back at 59 before summers end
[INST] Corn tho [/INST] chipotle corn aint crunchy b what u smoking
[INST] G [/INST] [Well Done Boys](http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/mission-accomplished-george-bush.jpg)
[INST] Lmao verified purchase. Bro you still bought it. [/INST] a lot of people bought the first one
[INST] You gotta understand....if it was /r/investing they would be all 'GET IN A GOOD CD OR VANGUARD MONEY MARKET FUND!' [/INST] Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf
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[INST] Fuck RH for not approving me for spreads. Gonna use TW and lose everything on commissions instead [/INST] Just fucking lie on your investor profile. What the fuck are they going to do, send the Robinhood police to kick in your door and make sure you're telling the truth? You do need margin though to be approved for level 3 though, I think
[INST] I’m guessing covered calls on something as slow moving as utilities arent worth a fortune [/INST] But it can reduce the cost basis.
[INST] You really think it will beat?... And I know thats the problem, these days it doesn't even seem to matter with these ERs [/INST] Yeah its gonna beat. Its fuckin AAPL. But like the OP is saying, wtf does that have to do with the movement of the stock during this earnings season??
[INST] If you’re really that stupid that you’re looking at random apps to tell you what to invest in you deserve to lose your money. [/INST] I’ll make sure to read this comment in a video from the deck of my yacht kid
[INST] More like spread butthole [/INST] Pics plz
[INST] Made a thread about it earlier [/INST] If you're capable of pulling your face out of the glue long enough to make a thread, you should be capable of linking to it.
[INST] Dude, sneezing makes this stock go down. lets no say a lawsuit. [/INST] This whole case is built on “evidence” gathered from public statements — saying that the companies conspired by reading each other’s public statements. LOL — this shit is going NOWHERE.
[INST] Lol. I'm up 80% YTD riding mu from 37 to 60 in like a month. I'm aight, gotta pay my respects and buy back in [/INST] Dont worry MU soon be at 39
[INST] You can borrow mine if it helps your pride. [/INST] you mean your mom’s sugar daddy’s?
[INST] Rough guess..... Go for more leverage on MU?? [/INST] Diversify his bought MU calls with some MU shares and sold MU puts.
[INST] The article came out at 5:30 PM. [/INST] EST?
[INST] So US is kinda an A-hole? [/INST] >kinda
[INST] Huh [/INST] [DELETED]
[INST] Trading at 43X earnings and over 8X book, in what world of even slight brain function is that limited downside. They have to absolutely crush it over the next decade just to break even. [/INST] plus, emperor xi is in town, that's gonna rile the fears up
[INST] Your dildo has veins? [/INST] Yours doesn't?
[INST] we can't value stocks correctly, why do you think we can value boats correctly? [/INST] Boats have no intristic value when in international waters.
[INST] I doubt it. Demo would have to win by a land slide and I don’t think they actually care about pr [/INST] This lol. If anyone gave a shit about PR except for, well, PR, then it would have been a state ages ago.
[INST] My ally account got rejected also, they couldn't verify my identify and didn't put too much effort into following up on that. So their competitor got my savings account instead [/INST] By competitor, you mean robinhood, correct?
[INST] Brought up the subject didn't I? You're just looking for a fight. [/INST] Yeah, you're right. I was just stirring shit up put of boredom. Anyway, you playing earnings this week?
[INST] It's really not, but you're just going to keep doubling down aren't you? [/INST] she got second degree burns all over her body.
[INST] Does anyone know what a fitbit does other than track your steps and act as a watch? What is the point [/INST] You compare your steps with your friends and ultimately pace around the house to catch up with them
[INST] Wtf no they don’t. That’s r/pf [/INST] Naw PF jerks off with pennies from their Ally accounts.
[INST] I love the iPhone, I hate everything else they make [/INST] I hate the iPhone, but my work supplies us with Macbook pros and Macbook airs and these things are fucking legit. Have been using it every day, all day, for about 4 years now. They just don't fuck up or break....ever.
[INST] > If it doesn't require a crew it's not a yacht. til my ford taurus is a yacht thanks wsb [/INST] Well, it handles like one.
[INST] tfw you can't go full gold cause it doesn't float [/INST] Neither does iron you dumb cuck
[INST] 'Track the chain of custody of every shit you take on our secure decentralized cloud' \- 1.2 billion market cap [/INST] It's the sequel to 'farm to table'
[INST] My side piece, her husband is a FF lol. [/INST] Damn, that's cold son.
[INST] https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8g5kiq/help_me_with_my_tendies_dont_upvote/ [/INST] Exactly why I came to mind to check it out!
[INST] Question. What do financial analysts do for smaller companies? Are you trying to hedge supplies or was it like it an investment company? [/INST] I would guess mostly FP&A
[INST] Iirc, that wasn't a complete accident. He was filthy rich as is. [/INST] No, he didn't have enough to cover those puts. He basically had a few million on loan.
[INST] haha! you guys are funny :) [/INST] Funny, how? Funny like a clown? Like I'm here to fucking amuse you? Tell me how I'm funny.
[INST] Thanks to the internet and recruiters, HR people get like 100 applicants per open job, so why not weed out people the easiest way possible? [/INST] Indeed. I'm only partially criticising HR. My main point is that OP can get great at something -- even better than all graduates -- but without a degree, he still may never even get an interview (unless there's someway for his skill to catch the eyes of recruiters outside the normal HR process). I've written programs for HR departments that scan applications. If your application isn't top 75-90th percentile, the HR reps don't even see it.
[INST] 3:55. I was the highest filled on the 160s yesterday lol [/INST] Very nice, good job!
[INST] What's a computer [/INST] It's obsolete tech. Like the tape-casset
[INST] Yeah I was honestly thinking it was a error.. 05 to 1.93 instantly AH. [/INST] It's just the midpoint between the bid and ask that is how robinhood shows option prices. Your problem is the ask is insanely high and completely b.s. and the bid is literally 0 because no one wants them. So robinhood shows a high price just because it is showing the price as half of the rediculous ask. These are worth nothing currently. You may get a fill at $0.05 - $0.10 if you are lucky
[INST] Fuck you. I'm seriously jealous. [/INST] :( Oh just kidding I didn't see what sub I was in when I came back to this comment. But seriously, highly recommend.
[INST] > this old ass billionaire who doesn't understand tech is buying this tech stock, checkmate nigga [/INST] For real. Getting into IBM in 2011 doesn't help either.
[INST] Yo same [/INST] Good to know that I'm not the only one who reviews no new loans or conditions between 9:30 and 10:00.
[INST] What kind of engineering? [/INST] i work in chemical / polymer engineering..can confirm the math is all done by robots and computer software now...except organic chemistry is still a cunt.
[INST] Tf does rMBP mean? Refurbished MBP? [/INST] Retina MBP, you filthy peasant
[INST] > Once the temporary workers they hired lose their last fingers and die of exhaustion Nah, AMZN has already shown that treating workers like shit is great for shareholder value. [/INST] That's why the share price is up 8 percent, DUH!!!
[INST] Listen man i gotta get validation from somewhere [/INST] Don't worry, I think you're handsome, and I admire the length and girth of your penis.
[INST] Ahead of you. Let’s hold hands [/INST] Just entered while it was up almost 1% about 5 minutes ago. Got a decent price I think. Good luck to us!
[INST] Looks inverted [/INST] Your flair didn't have stipulations.
[INST] Read this http://www.philosophicaleconomics.com/2016/05/passive/ [/INST] Yeah, that model is still based on two real investors that 98 passives follow. 100% passive investors - who fill their diapers when looking at an individual company - would undisputedly bring down the entire market.
[INST] So, was the dude actually smart? Or, just stubborn with enough charisma to carry him through? [/INST] Yeah, Tango! Was Steve Jobs, like, even smart?!? Tell us!!! XD
[INST] Is that really an episode? [/INST] Woosh
[INST] The only reason to get a real broker Is if you ate day trading [/INST] Ate? Hate or ain't? Spoken like a true fag that doesn't understand execution. Btw with 600k almost any large brokerage is going to give you free trades.
[INST] Once mu pops the shit posting don’t stop. [/INST] I dumped some call options to the tune of a $500 loss. ...thinking about jumping back in the pool.
[INST] Agreed. I don’t have a lot riding on tomorrow’s call, but it’s enough to make my butt hurt enough to walk away from trading for a while. [/INST] You merely adopted the butt hurt. I was born in it, molded by it.....I didn't have a pain free butt until I was already a man!
[INST] right on, see any strike prices you like? I was looking at $74's and 71.50's. FD's naturally. [/INST] I bought 5/4 74 call
[INST] AND MY SWORD [/INST] And my cereals
[INST] damn that sounds kinda lonely:( [/INST] Pffft sounds like a fucking dream.
[INST] apparently not stupid cu they're the biggest company in the world [/INST] That means they never *ever* fuck up!
[INST] Why doesn't the $70 call have a good chance at profitability? [/INST] Its over a standard deviation from current market price, price would need to go to about $55 to double the price paid for the call. If you sell lower priced calls against the $70 call, OP can profit from both the rise in the stock price and the shorter calls expiring worthless letting OP keep the credit.
[INST] what tf is that? [/INST] Falcon 9 exhaust trail over California
[INST] Im all in calls this earnings with my cash account, hope youre on the other side of my trade [/INST] F
[INST] What do you think this is? Mexico? [/INST] It's México, gringo.
[INST] I'm looking for trading and info platforms with API. Can you post a link on that as well? [/INST] Quantopian is a totally free. It’s what I use. I think freestockcharts has some functionality aimed at non-programmers but you have to pay for it,
[INST] I had a first gen cts v. I'm all about the four doors sleepers. Did you remove the pesky TCS system? [/INST] Gross, the v1 was a joke. It looks like a sleeper, but that goes away as soon as I start it lol. Tcs didn't work when I bought the damn thing lol. Fuck traction control. https://i.imgur.com/ySjrrNf.jpg
[INST] ha, well do you see any good reason why the market should rally soon? I don't, so keep doing it!! good for you! I'll buy calls on VXX today. What strike should I go for? ha. [/INST] I’ve just been buying slightly ITM weeklies ‘cause they’re cheap, but the delta is high enough that you can quickly lock in profit on the spikes. For example, if it dips back down to about 41.50, I’d grab $41 calls for maybe $1.25, then expect to sell when it gets up to $42, which should have you at about $1.55/contract.
[INST] My MTCH leaps are probably so red right now... I don't even want to look. [/INST] Don’t. They probably look like my GRUB Calls this morning
[INST] If it doesn't let me hook up with random chicks like Tinder it is a POS. [/INST] It definitely won’t be near as good as tinder. But the damage is done. You’ve done it again zuck, you’ve fucked me
[INST] We're bi around here. [/INST] How else can you lose money both ways?
[INST] Can't count that high [/INST] F
[INST] My calls were going down so I doubled down HOW THE FUCK DOES FB FUCK ME WHEN I STOPPED TRADING IT. [/INST] Rough go, but realistically, it's just an overreaction by the market. If you have time on your calls (normally i wouldnt advise this) but you might actually wanna double down again... that shit will probably rebound fairly quick. Match has a huge userbase - they arent just gonna cancel their subscriptions and move to FB immediately.
[INST] The Dollar is used more than the Naira in Nigeria. [/INST] that's bullshit
[INST] Hey mildlyretarded there's a button below the title that says 'give gold' maybe start there. [/INST] “mildly”
[INST] Did you sell? [/INST] Nah gonna wait till next earnings and shit post again about a yacht.
[INST] Who wants to date on a platform where they can trace you back to your real profile? haha [/INST] That's actually a good point. I think the zuck said something about it being separate from your personal profile and that you wouldn't be seen by people who you were already friends with on FB so that sort of alleviates the issue but FB has way more users then Tinder and the market cap to make it work... MTCH got some competition now
[INST] Ey Mon! Don chu worries it’s gonna be alright mon! [/INST] Insured up to 500k just delete the app and claim 500k then start again!
[INST] They diversified their bonds, nigga. [/INST] I fucks wit it
[INST] That’s what I’m asking. I looked into it and it’s legit and adds up. I’m really hoping to be proved wrong before something bad happens. Until then, I’m piling my money in. [/INST] Looked it is an oil and gas trust. U playing with some super cyclical shit right now and u won’t get money once the wells dry up
[INST] Need me to repeat myself? [/INST] Yes
[INST] gunna add more if premiums dip after they miss earnings tomorrow lol [/INST] Earnings tomorrow? Where are you seeing this? Nasdaq has it 5/14, and their own site says 5/9.
[INST] Good to know that I'm not the only one who reviews no new loans or conditions between 9:30 and 10:00. [/INST] We have a dude on our team that's heavily invested in meme stocks so we get the morning update at 9:30 about how much he's about to lose every day. I barely even need to come here.
[INST] Those come out in November [/INST] Then wtf false advertising OP
[INST] Good guy $AAPL is going to crush it [/INST] Can confirm. Sold my calls at 12:30 today
[INST] Yeah that just qualified you for employment where I work. We only hire retards. [/INST] >We only hire retards. I see.
[INST] pics of the facility, scope, and view: https://imgur.com/a/wsCNe9G [/INST] Thats awesome
[INST] Electrical / biomedical [/INST] you make vibrators got it
[INST] sign me up friend [/INST] R/anarcho_capitalism
[INST] Yep. Definitely on an uptrend today. I keep looking for entry points, and I'm not quite getting there. Happened yesterday when I targeted 40.75 to grab $40 calls. Dipped to 40.78, and then shot up to 41.50 in the blink of an eye. Oh well, I'd rather have that happen than get in on the wrong side. Also, I never buy puts on it to try to catch the downward bounces -- I feel like it always ratchets downward, but zooms upward. (This could be entirely silly on my part and just a sign of autism.) [/INST] I just bought 6 VXX puts.. maybe that will help you. It certainly wont go down now haha.