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[INST] nice. i got mine last friday super cheap. 15.5 4/20 calls for .275 and 16 calls for .10. 181% total return so far. [/INST] Have you done in DD on KMI?
[INST] I assume the average moron in here has less than a grand laying around, it's just easier that way [/INST] Also, only reason to exercise calls early is for dividends so doesn't really make sense
[INST] still a rich daddy. [/INST] or DSLs
[INST] My penis is 8 inches. SMALL FRY [/INST] That really threw him off his game.
[INST] 98 percent chance of success. Robinhood says 24 dollar credit per contract. I’ll take 1000 plz. [/INST] Famous last words?
[INST] Then what the fuck did he mean by 'crisis actor'. [/INST] A kid who is coached, then proceeds to act accordingly on CNN in response to a shooting?
[INST] Isn’t that the asshole from citron? The guy that loves to talk shit about NVDA. [/INST] NVDA and SHOP.
[INST] Originally he wrote 'I only hold stocks 4:28-9:32' [/INST] Oh okay I never saw before the Ninja edit
[INST] No. As long as none of them see this. [/INST] >long calls it is
[INST] To be fair he’s always in the middle of writing tweets. [/INST] If he really takes that long thinking about what he writes on Twitter I will be shocked. On second thought, maybe I won't.
[INST] That's not complaining. That's called information. Goddamn goys, I swear to fucking Moses you're all FAGGOTS. [/INST] Get em jonloovox!
[INST] Buy puts? [/INST] God damn right I did
[INST] its a bull market till its not you'll know when that happens [/INST] like if spy dropped 10% in a month or two?
[INST] Does IBM even make business machines any more? [/INST] yes
[INST] GE may have built it but it's up to LUV to maintain it. Comes down to who decided to cut a corner, LUV or their contractor. [/INST] Yeah doesn't LUV buy old ass planes to keep maintenance costs low? They might get Allegiant'd
[INST] Finger on the trigger for tvix. Although I wouldn’t hold it until something happens, even if you miss out on some gains not worth the decay [/INST] [this is what it feels like to hold $TVIX long](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ajVPvS7)
[INST] Lmao if you exercise at 270 and it drops to 267 you still lose $3 a share. [/INST] He is too far gone. I don’t think he realizes that you get shares, not cash, when you exercise an option
[INST] Have you been paying attention the last week of earnings? [/INST] political events were ruling the market last week, so it doesn't matter what happened last week
[INST] DRIV is the autonomous car etf that should be a fun ride in the coming future [/INST] /r/dadjokes
[INST] I'd probably still find a way to fuck it up [/INST] you be the idiot who crashes his yacht
[INST] Their coffee fucking sucks anyways. [/INST] The stock is also garbage.
[INST] Why didn't you get the job boi? [/INST] Amazon is savage af when it comes to SDE interviews. If you can't compete with the H1B's that code 24/7 that they practically breathe it, you already lost.
[INST] Yeah that is the smart thing to do, It's slightly down even now. [/INST] update us with a new thread when you decide to buy if at all
[INST] Holy fuck... Next case of ramen for your dorm room is on you then I guess mr. moneybags. [/INST] How do I buy ramen on margin?
[INST] Don't see how they act immorally still. [/INST] Success is immoral nigga. Haven't you read /r/LateStageCapitalism ?
[INST] I would switch tesla for go pro, and general electric for fit bit. [/INST] JCP is also a good one.
[INST] Is there a 3x meme ETF? [/INST] Yeah, it's called $ROPE
[INST] All wars are ~~logistical~~ nightmares. [/INST] Bullshit. The Conch Rebellion was a great time.
[INST] Gains be gains bro, could have gone the other way and had a loss [/INST] Yeah exactly. That's what I try to remember. I had no way of knowing AMZN would gain $60 the day after I sold. And if I knew how to predict this shit I would be the richest man on earth.
[INST] I follow him. I also play RGR. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ I also follow Left and play SHOP. 😎 Edit: downvotes for that? Lol. Fuck all ya'll. [/INST] You following him is the only thing in that list that I would say is retarded.
[INST] iy nught og neen ,e [/INST] Did you just have a stroke?
[INST] Marijuana killed my best friend, I never will trust whatever they put in that dang reefer. Overdosing on this **ILLEGAL** drug is no joke and I, for one, am glad that we have the fine folks at the DEA helping put away these violent criminals who partake in the Marijuanas. [/INST] My cousin injected just HALF of a pot, and now he's gay.
[INST] Nope he wasn't on campus [/INST] [Fake news.](http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2018/mar/27/blog-posting/david-hogg-not-school-during-shooting-s-fake-news/)
[INST] /u/Parson1991 with the real roast. Honestly, this kid is an absolute schmuck. [/INST] Lol
[INST] Wow, so like its basically alcohol, but Rastafari. [/INST] lol it reads like a grade 7 social studies presentation
[INST] 500 bucks at least plus ammo thats not that cheap that you chew through REALLY quick. I bought a lever action 30/30 instead. [/INST] 30/30 is the way to go. I use it for boar hunting
[INST] Could've just gave me $150 and I would've told you instead of doing this [/INST] if he learned from others he never wouldve posted on wsb
[INST] OP was convinced that he would make millions off of penny stocks. OP forgot that stocks could go down, instead of up. [/INST] I’m a masochist
[INST] Its inception was in 2016 March at 60. At 72 today it is up 20%. So it is only 4% below SPX annually. [/INST] yes but it has insane fees vs spx
[INST] Why not just spxu in that case? Especially if you're bullish on spy, then you can buy puts and profit off of expense ratio. And only $10 share price vs $44 on spxl [/INST] r/TIL
[INST] > Thursday Oh honey. [/INST] Oh honey, I know this is WSB but it doesn't mean everyone here is retarded. Maximum pain is 12 in 3 days with over 250k puts expiring. Price target 11 is easy and conservative by this Friday.
[INST] Bart is for real [/INST] Bort is ideal
[INST] You mean 13 years ago [/INST] 13 years and 8 months
[INST] she sexy af. i wanna ride her hard to 18$ a share. [/INST] $40 per share
[INST] They had a video up at the end of last year with some wall street fag saying that 'the current bull run will easily continue until at least the end of 2018' [/INST] LOLOL street fag
[INST] Not op but VTI has small and mid cap exposure. [/INST] Not like that affects returns
[INST] You mean his father and brother [/INST] You mean your father and brother
[INST] Nah that's fake news. His own Dad said in an interview that he wasn't at the school when the shooting happened. He had left before it happened but he went back. You do realize that nobody would just be allowed to leave after the shooting occurred just all willy nilly? Every student had to come out with their hands up. He wasn't there. [/INST] You sound like you live deep up sean hannitys ass
[INST] I exaggerated, they didn't specifically say BLM but they had a day where they had baristas do stuff to encourage conversations about race around when BLM gained prominence. http://fortune.com/2015/03/16/starbucks-baristas-race-talk/ [/INST] That's cool, the problem with BLM is it's not a conversation, it's a list of demands.
[INST] Did you have a stroke? [/INST] About 100. He always types one handed on WSB
[INST] Wfc is sanctioned by Uncle Sam and would have had declining profits had tax reform not happened. No reason to pick wfc over the other three [/INST] Seems like they are all moving together for the most part. Financials heavily manipulated
[INST] Yeah but then it wouldn't have been so entertaining for us. [/INST] So basically he died for our sins. Literally Jesus.
[INST] Wsb is literally meme economy with real money. I love it! [/INST] And I’ll call out the fake money fucking YOLO trades with a little info.
[INST] Faggot [/INST] Delight
[INST] I think both are set to do well in the coming years, but you have to do your own DD. What was your entry price for TWMJF? [/INST] 5k at $7 15k at $12 2k at $22 Rough estimates but close enough, including unrealized gainz, i am currently sitting on $27k on TWMJF.
[INST] oh damn, do you think we will see impact of epyc soon or in another 5 quarters? [/INST] This is the first quarter of Epyc with OEM support. I don't know anything until we see the ER. Companies move very slowly from what I've read. It's very likely that they try some servers and find that they like it before they order more. Before Spectre and meltdown, companies could have a short term memory and say Intel works great. We dont have any reason to switch. Now with Spectre and Meltdown fresh they can't say Intel was great anymore so they should be more willing to try AMD.
[INST] Take your 2k to the old folks home for some bingo. [/INST] :(
[INST] Same here my man, someone feed me something juicy. [/INST] Bought IBM calls when it was at 148.5, hope to enjoy some quick tendies.
[INST] As mentioned earlier in the thread ^^ mobile use and installed base growth is where the real revs are derived They’re just priced too perfectly right now, the expansion is great for them long term and could result in an AMZN buyout one day, but that PE is coming dooooown to 80ish one way or another Anyhow, GL, I’m betting the other way tho [/INST] The fact that you are trading this off the pe makes no sense. Are you short amzn and nflx too? You sound like a poor mans einhorn. I’m with op.
[INST] Heheheheh. I'm up almost 3% today. [/INST] Well I'm glad you got profits. Thankfully MU went back up. Sold my 52.5 calls for a nice gain. Maybe it was destined for at least 2 fags to make money in this retarded market
[INST] Took the advice from a guy yesterday that posted about QQQ calls. Bought some May 4 $165 and $168 calls. Here's to hoping for one of those $4 jumps it likes to make. [/INST] I have a position in TQQQ. Hopefully with a couple giants releasing earnings next week, it'll be good for us.
[INST] He and everyone else that followed him was raped on the 4/20 175 calls. [/INST] I got in some 72.5 calls earlier this morning. Not bad so far
[INST] It’s mind boggling how everyone wants to believe DRAM is going to crash. There’s no evidence of overproduction and no reason for any of the mfgs to even get near overproduction as the pricing hit will be oversized. [/INST] Many people still have scars from the last downcycle. Once bitten, twice shy, yada yada yada. The naysaying pussy queefs will come around eventually memory prices just keep on a risin'
[INST] Well 3 shares costs about as much as what the spread would cost, but you know your risk tollerance. [The spread improves your odds of making money by about 8%](https://imgur.com/a/FKf0F) [/INST] What tool is that?
[INST] That's true. He's a smart guy but he doesn't understand the importance of perception. [/INST] The law should have nothing to do with perceptions
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[INST] I made 60% this week fyi [/INST] Nice work, my dude. I'm also up, ~25%ish. Cheers.
[INST] Go ahead, report back. [/INST] zzz... https://i.imgur.com/9JIMVaq.png
[INST] your opinion is misinformed [/INST] Its either peaked or heading to its pre .com bubble all time high. Im betting on peaking near 60 (i sold at 40 so yes I'm salty).
[INST] Unless there's some kind of gross negligence uncovered, this is probably just one of those statistical Russian Roulette events that's gonna happen eventually, and this time Southwest got caught with a bullet in the chamber. [/INST] The negligence would only be if SW was seriously neglecting upkeep. There's a good chance this hits the engine mfg. as much or more than SW.
[INST] You following him is the only thing in that list that I would say is retarded. [/INST] Well, you're not wrong. I follow a lot of idiots who I think may affect things I'm in.
[INST] For real lol. For someone so smart how can you be so dumb. Offering a bounty on a former First Lady. I mean I get it I hate the bitch too but if you have a shred of self preservation you couldve seen how that would end. And your out on bail. So dumb. [/INST] Pretty much . I think he would be out chilling and enjoying his money if he didn't do that
[INST] Hold? Look at 3 month chart def bear market inbound [/INST] yeah like Imma trust a dude on the internet who looked at the chart for 1 sec even though I only looked at the chart for 1 sec today and made like 5 trades
[INST] Please buy CSCO puts. Thanks. [/INST] sorry, balls deep in amazon. (so, short it I guess?) EDIT: ooooo shit, don't short!
[INST] #FreeMyNiggaShkreli [/INST] lmao my boy
[INST] Thanks for the great DD!! $SQ really jumped today [/INST] 👌
[INST] LEARNED MY LESSON LONG AGO. NEVER AGAIN [/INST] Username checks out?
[INST] Shh, bought calls when he posted this. [/INST] Nice
[INST] Don't care, their fault! [/INST] I hate to admit it, but GE would be the ones in charge of making sure the fan shroud can contain a fan failure. Hopefully that French company built the part that shrapnelled or it turns out LUV has been patching their engines with jiz.
[INST] \> all-in \> diversifying [/INST] I think the advantages of diversity are slightly negated by it being a 3x etf.
[INST] Not sure. I wanted to buy at open but I had some business to do so I paid more. [/INST] eli5 limit order
[INST] Yeah exactly. That's what I try to remember. I had no way of knowing AMZN would gain $60 the day after I sold. And if I knew how to predict this shit I would be the richest man on earth. [/INST] Yeah, I should cashed out my nflx call for 30 prevent gain, instead I got scared and cashed out for 10%.... Tomorrow it could moon, or shorts could push it down, we shall see
[INST] afternoon [/INST] Yeah I missed out on $800 by closing my NFLX call in the morning after earnings which is why I'm hesitant to do the same with AMZN
[INST] Fun stuff. Do they settle every Wed? or monthly? [/INST] Every Wednesday. One contract a month is the 'monthly' and the rest are 'weekly', but in effect there's one settling every Wednesday.
[INST] I don’t think he ever even posted proof lel. [/INST] He did, dude isn't fake
[INST] I’ve been buying MSFT calls when they dip. Just look for something longer term (30-45 days). Because your weeklies you’re gonna get burned. [/INST] MSFT calls are the only reason i'm back green after fucking with meme stocks
[INST] [Takes like 20 secs at most](https://i.imgur.com/e0er61Z.png) [/INST] /u/Violent_Blue says he can do it in ten, sorry but we’re going to have to give him the contract.
[INST] Bad news for Tesla = good news for Tesla Good news for MU = bad news for MU It's simple really [/INST] All news is good news for Tesla
[INST] Pissed enough to tweet out that USPS and Amazon conspired to inflate the Prime numbers. [/INST] I can't bring myself to check his Twitter.. is that real
[INST] That's a Sunday. You mean the 18th? [/INST] Yup. God I'm such a queer.
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[INST] Shut the fuck up. This is /r/WallStreetBets, where all we do is speculate. And no one cares about your crappy Canadian municipal bonds. This is the shit people complain about when they’re talking about how this sub isn’t like it used to be [/INST] FunnY, your post embodies the “new” wallstreetbets Have fun with your 3 shares of AMD
[INST] How many men are in this stall with you? [/INST] It was... Crowded
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[INST] I'll also accept you eating a shoe [/INST] Or go full McAfee and eat your cock
[INST] wow thats almost $200 [/INST] 15x1527=200
[INST] Was thinking about getting puts on them but I thought it’s such a piece of shit it couldn’t go much lower [/INST] Zero is way lower than $3.50.
[INST] I think people love the idea of a Tesla, but in practice there is a lot of things that Tesla cannot provide. Like for example easy maintenance. Why do I need to call Tesla to get something fixed? Why can't my existing dealer do repairs? [/INST] Try it. The dealer probably can't fix it anyway.
[INST] This shit might lift the entire tech sector. QQQ is gonna moon into FANG earnings next week. Jesus Christ this company is a fucking machine. [/INST] Netflix the other day, Amazon today. Incredible.
[INST] They don't want poor fags to buy their stock [/INST] Amazon being +$1000 is the only thing that saves it from the kiss of death that is WSB. If it was cheap fags on here could afford it and sell the second it drops 2%