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I sold at 40 to pay rent for a year....
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you have no monthly income or something? |
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One does not simply play earnings without iv
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But Apple and Microsoft are around 28%. Grubhub is at 77% |
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Was a autocorrect. They are a reggae company
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I read up on what reggae music is but I don't get what drawbacks it applies to MU. Can you explain pls? |
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Do you keep the receipts and write them off on your own 1040?
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I'm not very eager for the IRS to audit my taxes. |
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You could say it goes up when there are more buyers than sellers
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Which is sort of a misnomer. There are always equal buyers and sellers, it's more like, if more buyers or sellers are willing to concede on price. |
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125 million subscribers paying ~$10 a month.
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That's .. more than I thought it would be. |
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I’m with ya pal. I had long calls and sold them yesterday. Picked up the same contracts as you for .25. My money is on it opening around 13.00 tomorrow. If it’s like past earning it will be a bloodbath early and then bounce.
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Yah, I'm not sure what they could say tomorrow to make the stock go up. I just picked up some 4/27 13.5 puts since they're so cheap right now. |
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15/17 contracts at ~150% profit, so I'm playing with house money now :)
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Nice! I wish the advice I give myself worked out as well as the advice I give others 😂 |
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me too but meh fuck it now i just pay
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Well I'm old now. So i have to pay. |
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Thats WHY they have to piss in bubbles. Those 100 million people want their 2 day deliveries. If something is a day later than the delivery date people complain and get a free month of prime.
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.. Or maybe the billionaire can hire more people. |
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I Just read the first letters and the last paragraph
Someone make a tldr of the middle bits
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Tldr yolo spy 4/20 blazeit |
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Get a job
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i do have a job, making almost 6 figures, but am paying off high interest debt first |
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No homoskedasticity
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I love this sub |
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Investors finally seeing the restructuring they asked for, CEO sold the IT part of the healthcare division for 1.something Bil, people trust he knows what hes doing since hes most familiar with that part of the company. Poised for volatility at earnings, buy calls and puts.
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can you explain to me, with your fedora on, the difference in applications of strangles and straddles? |
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Oh by 'slow and steady gains' I mean options, only bitches actually buy equities.
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Damn here I was thinking I was an OG. |
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Literally finished that exact bag last night so yeah it'll be nice to reload the freezer
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Got any spare tendies? I'll do your laundry and clean all your piss bottles. |
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When I started working there in 2011 they gave me 335 shares as a signing bonus (~$200 a share at the time). Too bad I had to sell them in early 2014, when they were $350.
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Out half a million dollars. Noice. |
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you're betting on love with that PE
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I get it but it's priced to double earnings. I'm skeptical that it can increase usership very much more than they already have |
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> tsm guidance
You can summarize that in 4 words: Getting Cucked By Apple
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Apple is staying with TSMC for this year. |
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Except the dumbass faggots that make up half the country
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It blows my mind how appalled these retards are when they find out that the recording device they paid for and put into their own home doesn't *just* begin listening to them when they say *Herr Alexa* |
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They crashed really hard during the dot com bubble
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More than 93% at one point. In the book *Everything Store*, people interviewed claimed that Jeff Bezos didn't even blink his eyes on that. Cold ice runs in his blood.
The fact that Charlie Monger says 'I will never bet against Jeff Bezos.' gives me enough temptation to go all in AMZN. |
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It’s a price weighted index so no you don’t want that. Just pile in the highest priced shit = instant gainz
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Lol imagine if Berkshire Hathaway class a was added
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Bango
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Bongo |
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I don’t understand...they are a profitable company!
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But you have to understand... |
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Depending on how we open, 16 May.
Edit: Im an idiot and realize theres no june calls
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Haha, I was wondering what broker lets you get June calls and how I can switch to them. I settled on 17 May calls, kinda risky but I think within a month the bad press will blow over. Hoping for a run up right before earnings so I can sell off then. |
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I guess the people who have to pay more for the same product they were getting before? But it's legal so it's not a scam.
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insurance companies? |
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or it'll drop back down into the $40's for no good reason :P
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TSM guidance terrible, we fucked fam.
any encouraging words ? |
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You were saying
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I was saying good luck and I didn’t like the odds. Did you sell already?
NFLX seemed to uncork the runs. I know that there will be red, but if AMZN keeps performing strong leading up to earnings, I think it will generally have an upwards impact on the market as a whole. |
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ill be sure to post my profit
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Loss* |
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dont be a faggot
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Too late |
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Jesse livermore was a wildly successful speculator in the 20th century. He nade money on the great depression, lost it all, made it back, lost it all again, then offed himself.
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\#lifegoals |
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Luck only gets you so far.. this is autistic skills at its finest.
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It's almost as if buying really OTM options are risky because they mostly end in complete failure. |
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It's up. Going hard on da puts
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all in calls baby, lets go |
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Yuck. This turned me off AMD.
Edit: WSB, what has happened to you?
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ur existence turned me off of this universe |
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Except Bezos is a profitable company
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But remember when it wasn't and everyone said LOL OVERVALUED AMZN IS GONNA GO BROKE THEY DON'T MAKE MONEY
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ur poor af
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nooooooooo |
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Point taken. However, this boi is complaining about the toaster screenshot being in German.
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F |
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My 177 $4 call is getting shit on but I’m waiting on earnings tbh
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I bought 10 x 177.5 calls for earnings at $5 a pop just two fucking days ago. Sold them off this morning at 3.30 a pop. My asshole hurts. |
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Good work! I have no idea what this means...
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What's an option? I wasn't aware that I had any options other than to choke on my remaining pennies. |
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A 50% drop in FNGU only represents a ~20% drop in the big cap tech sector. If you think there's little/no chance of that, youre lying to yourself and believing what you want to believe. It absolutely can and certainly will. The only question is when.
For what it's worth, my portfolio is 20% FNGU... With an average cost of $68..
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I think there's a strong chance that FNGU hits 50% in losses, I just am even more pessimistic about weed stocks. I see weed stocks as the new tobacco stocks, except without a captive market and with a less addictive, lower demand product. |
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Oh thanks for that! Don’t wanna risk too much right now after my losses.
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So far these are paying off pretty well. Up 37% since yesterday |
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Stoked my market rally that's for sure. ^^I'm ^^talking ^^about ^^my ^^penis.
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Are you one of those degenerates that likes handholding? |
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I bought some 14.5 calls hoping for the best. Gonna try to get out early with a decent profit but Yolo if not
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Are those expiring tomorrow? |
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Yes.
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Tnx bb |
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Well they expire Monday so I've got a little time but I definitely don't want to hold over the weekend unless I absolutely have to. I expect a gap up based on earnings that come out tonight. And Trump will be too happy to fuck the markets up in the morning. I hope.
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Next week are the big earnings. I don't see anything that is going to move SPY tonight. But good luck man, someone deserves to make money. |
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You made me a couple hundred bucks today. Thanks!
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No problem! Now, I think it's time to talk about my consultation fee... |
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You look to be winning at the moment
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I'm sure we'll both be cucked by this time tomorrow |
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More reason for the autistic minds of WSB to put together some shit course and charge $5,000 for it... We could be pimping this subreddit out so hard
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'Lecture 1: How Memes Fulfill Dreams' |
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Yes. Very well explained and easy to understand.
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Looking forward to it. Do you know of something that would allow me to practice with fake $? I think if I could see how the trades worked in real time without the fear of getting hosed, that help a lot too |
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Oorrrrr quit being a dumb dumb and start trading volatility
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All I can say is you are being too kind by just calling me a dumb dumb. |
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it has been a beast this past year though
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It doesn't matter. All good news are PRICED IN. except for Netflix. |
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>technicals
>TSLA
Pick one
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LOL |
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good call
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Damn! |
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MU weeklies
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Yeah MU really fucked me today. Lost 50% on my 4/27 $51.50 calls. I expect them to come back though. |
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the rest of my 27k deposit finally posts to RH tomorrow, ill probably sit tight until monday. maybe.
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Shit you are only down 3k and have 27k more available tomorrow? You'll ~~make that back~~ lose the rest in no time |
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whats your target for tomorrow man?
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I think it's gonna drop out of that slow move up and go down 1% or more, or it'll go back up and continue it's slow move up. But if it goes up again, I dunno about it making it to 270 :/ |
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That does seem suspicious. Why are they up so much?
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no clue. A bank upped their 1 yr target to $13. Pretty sure it’ll tank soon |
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Bold move, stock is a fair price right now IMO, call options are a gamble.
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Banking on esports and battle royale genre which requires huge processing power. Pubg is too addictive. Value investing... |
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Not me. I always get fucked trying to play earnings
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Have you tried straddles? You don’t even have to be right. You just gotta hope it moves. |
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I bought 100 13$ puts. GL. We're either burned or gonna be rich.
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misspellingbot only plays futures brah |
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Where’s all the moms at! Yea I had a bad feeling about this all day but it was such a cheap play, figured $85 bucks was worth it. But TEAM not going up surprised me. Ohh well... praying for WM in the morning.
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If you only lost $85 there's not too much to complain about unless you really needed that $85. Never gamble what you can't afford to lose. |
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Damn, what was the price when you bought these? I'm trying to long Amazon rn with money from calls I made yesterday. I should be able to buy $30 contracts but I don't wanna pay that much if I don't have to ya know
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For 1.8k. Shouldve added more when they went down to 1k lol |
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What but biscuits are different?
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With butt gravy they are. |
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Maybe go all-in on an Ally savings account.
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I miss the WSB that would tell OP to take out a second mortgage to finance a make-or-break YOLO. |
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Some places give you your entire allotment of shares on day one, but they only vest 20% per year for the first 5 years. Apparently the sale of the company triggered the 100% vesting immediately for him.
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What a bizarre cash-flow for the company. Guess it's the same to the employee in the end anyway unless they leave early. |
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that these things
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are cyclical |
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420
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it's 420 eve, make sure you leave milk and cookies out for snoop dogg |
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by change do you mean buy another FD for next week?
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Nah I mean like when it got to $168 and change as in the cents. Guess I should have just said 'when it breached $168' haha. Sorry XD. |
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Is that part of a prime membership or do you have to pay extra?
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There's a delivery charge for groceries and restaurants. I think it's $4.99, or free if over $40.
Only available in certain areas. Just go to your app store and type it in, as it's a separate app than regular amazon. |
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It's a valid differentiation.
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its perfectly cromulent |
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So pick em further out lol?
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Too expensive |
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yeah dude. Same here. Had nice profits yesterday. So much bullshit.
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I was at almost 100% yesterday. Lost all that. At least I have a month on my calls. |
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Logic ~10% of their business. This is silly.
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it’s not like they make...
LOGIC BOARDS 😎 |
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Never said it was a yolo, still a good chance of losing a shitload
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Good chance of losing a shitload makes it a YOLO. |
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No worries, fam. I'm all good :D.
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Wow are you two gonna suck each others dicks now or what |
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Hold on let me just pull it out of my ass.
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So GE? |
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It’s comments like these that keep me coming back to WSB
Thank you, thank all of you
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Hey fuck you fag! Jk we love you too |
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Lecture 9: The Margin Call, Voicemail, and When to Get a New Phone Number
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Lecture 10: Listening to your Inner Autist, aka 'The Art of Faggotry' |
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ya i don't go all in and go broke the next day. Sorry i don't belong here.
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nah bro i just don't think you understand anything about trading...so you DO belong here |
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The vast left-wing conspiracy is justified...
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How to troll Conservatives 101. |
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And go up along with MU pre ER runup
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lolz? MU doesn't have ER until early June. |
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Just wait for the weak ass guidance fam
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So hold my 5/4 puts? |
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Because he bought at 1.35, then it went way OTM before rocketing up in a day. P/L Open says $32.50, meaning thats his profit. Not so impressive now...
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Yeah I for sure thought It was a loss |
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that is one good looking mofo. i would share a tendie with little dude.
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Sho iz |
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What app are you using?
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Robinhood |
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What so you have a 50/50 chance of making like 3000%?
What the fuck is the downside? Sounds OP
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The down side is losing 100% of the premium you paid lol.
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OP wants to be long, writing puts gets you long plus some premium
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Technically yes but if he buys contracts he's got a definitive amount of loss. If he sells contracts he'll have to watch it vigilantly in the event the trade flips against him or worse it goes ITM and he's forced to cover. |
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Weak hands man, I doubled down on 6/15 $28 calls when it was under .60 on Wednesday.
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Dude, I know! Such a cuck, should have given it at least until May because historically financials come back and it's not like their earnings or guidance were bad. I'm my own worst enemy lol. |
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So flattening of yield curve indicates slowing economic growth?
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Yes sir. |
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i have a hate love abusive relationship with MU
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My mu relationship is basically a bdsm session. Very painful and I keep coming back |
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ICO when? 🤔
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Hey hey hey |
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SQ,FB,SHOP are my top 3 if we rally
i'm hoping 1 more sideways day tho
edit: futures are red af and it's opex
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Big if true. Holding sq and fb calls |
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Gonna have to decline on that one dawg
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The mods of this sub only exist to lose you money |
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4/27 175 strike. I’m okay averaging down tomorrow if need be but I think next week will be a ramp up to earnings despite rumored bad news.
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Fuckin hope so. Grabbed the 5/4 $180 yesterday afternoon thinking it had bottomed and then lost 10% immediately. Almost did the 4/27 $175 but I'm an idiot. |
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wait for the short squeeze my guy
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Explain? Was thinking of buying puts today as well. |
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GG faggot. How did you know to do this?
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He didn’t . He bought a scratch off and won. Nigga best cash that shit in before trump tweets |
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Canada Math Olympiad?
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im not that good, but got perfect on pascal and cayley |
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With butt gravy they are.
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Im here to collect |
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yeah because of lying, it's like me going around town saying i've shagged 15 girls this year because i downloaded tinder the other night
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If they kept lying it would have kept going up |
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Between piss bottles
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it’s the way of the road, pal |
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