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[INST] 'whole run' [/INST] Fuck off with that pedantic shit.
[INST] House of cards already collapsed and they killed earnings anyway LONG NFLX [/INST] Yeah if we keep going up without interference from Trump then that's the right way to play it.
[INST] We need guidelines in the event of a tie. There are only so many 'common' sizes, and it's highly likely all 3 are well endowed given the man ignoring any other metrics. I say there's a good chance that the other 2 have matching volumes. [/INST] Ass
[INST] Lmaoooo. I see you're on Season 3. [/INST] Hell yah good ass show
[INST] Because the joke doesn't need that last line you wrote to be funny. It doesn't do anything for the joke other than add another sentence when the joke already ended in the previous one. It's like when someone says something funny and everyone laughs but then they keep talking and keep trying to add to the joke until it's no longer funny anymore. [/INST] Maybe it is not needed. Just additional pun.
[INST] The VIX is not a sentiment gauge, it just gets bill as one [/INST] I don't think this is necessarily true but it is used inappropriately. Best way I can think of it is, if VIX is a function the 'derivative of VIX' would be the fear index. So if the VIX is moving up that is indicative of growing fear and if it is moving down, that indicates fear waning. But I am probably just retarded.
[INST] [Aaaand you're wrong](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/china-to-ease-rules-on-foreign-auto-makers-after-us-calls-for-level-playing-field-2018-04-17) [/INST] Requires 50- 50 joint venture ... lol You didn’t even read it did you? Meanwhile ... this is China 'blinking' ... not. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/in-new-sign-of-trade-war-china-slaps-us-sorghum-producers-with-179-percent-deposit/2018/04/17/ff8de9c8-4216-11e8-baaf-8b3c5a3da888_story.html
[INST] Sorry. Learning here. So you're basically gambling ~$2.5k per contract? [/INST] no im not going to buy. u/knickedup was right about the premiums of the contracts
[INST] Multiple accounts for you? Oh yes, surely, because you're very important. And while I made a speculative quip, you decided to behave like a petulant child while also attempting to present legal doctrine. And again you bring up 'facts,' but I've yet to see any reference to back that up. But don't worry, I don't expect you to. That would make you less than a fucking imbecile, and you've already well developed the expectation otherwise. [/INST] > ...speculative quip... Oh, you're joking now? Sure. Regarding your other crap, you made the (ignorant as fuck) claim. ***You need to prove your bullshit***. Scientists don't bother disproving creationists for the same reason I'm not disproving your nonsense. It's so stupid that it doesn't deserve it. It only deserves mockery and shame, ya pillow biting ingrate.
[INST] We're all autistic and it's okay http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12039606 [/INST] *extreme*
[INST] Of how to go to jail? [/INST] Of how to go to jail *in style*
[INST] That is what I said [/INST] They’re halting to further enhance their production capabilities.
[INST] But you need to understand !! [/INST] We are a profitable company
[INST] how do u know [/INST] It’s what we do to keep ourselves sane, keep saying it and maybe it’ll happen
[INST] Fake news, i have 4/20 MU calls ^^^^^im ^^^^^a ^^^^^faggot [/INST] What happened to the other 16
[INST] What? How is this legal? [/INST] So employees dont have an option to profit from sabotaging their work place.
[INST] Tesla seems like a giant gamble long term. Either they become a car manufacturer like all the rest, or they go bankrupt. In both scenarios the current value is insane. [/INST] Actually I'm more compelled by the energy storage & solar aspects of TSLA.
[INST] Yeah just like your mom [/INST] ...’s butt
[INST] This is literally like flying a kite in a thunderstorm and if you survive someone give you $100 [/INST] This is literally not like this
[INST] Don’t under estimate the amount of micro trades ones can accumulate [/INST] Long with Robinhood and short with everyone else?
[INST] Those shares would exercise at 270 supposedly, not 267. Yes, if they exercised at 267 price you're totally right, this strategy is autistic. We're banking that if you tell them to exercise there and then, they are entitled to exercise at that 270 at the first email, even if time passes. [/INST] Lmao if you exercise at 270 and it drops to 267 you still lose $3 a share.
[INST] Honestly, they are probably better than real diamonds since you get to adjust it's chemical structure to your own desires. And cheaper. [/INST] There is only one chemical structure for diamonds
[INST] i just rub my dick on the keyboard when I type our glorious president's name [/INST] Just like how he tweets
[INST] You do realize that you could still lose money even if LRCX goes up 3-5% if it doesn't quite reach your option strike's breakeven point, right? [/INST] I do.
[INST] I believe it depends on your options trading level in RH. I have options there but not spreads. [/INST] Ahhh yes, yes it does, was unaware you weren't level 3. Alright, that solves it then.
[INST] I don’t know. I’m in Canada. [/INST] Have to look up the conversion of cups to bags.
[INST] [Mine's even older.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/1ekghs/new_board_member/) [/INST] Indeed. I think there are many variations of this joke but I was looking at word for word. I wonder if this variation was published or posted first.
[INST] Redditor for 8 years lmao [/INST] With a singular interest in online dating, apparently.
[INST] Correct. [/INST] That's quite surprising. Any link to an article that I can read up on? I always thought it would be Google or Apple if not Coke. Thanks.
[INST] Yeah no shit Sherlock, I just said that. That's all I meant by purity... the only difference is your definition of the word 'real'. It wouldn't be considered 'real' by some people if it wasn't naturally formed, even if there was literally no difference. [/INST] > It wouldn't be considered 'real' by some people Yeah, by people who over-paid for 'real' diamonds...
[INST] What if all this time the plural of faggot was faggot? It's not like they ever taught it to us in school. [/INST] https://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/the-plural-of/faggot.html
[INST] The dude lost five bucks and thought it was going so bad that he needed to ask for advice. What do you think we're dealing with here? [/INST] He can get those $5 back when he does his taxes. Trading with real money up to a loss of $3,000 is essentially paper trading since you get it all back at the end of the year.
[INST] $323.75 AH close. I'm good. $11.25 out of the money with IV crushed. Edit: Closed at market open for $0.92 profit. [/INST] Haha good thing, cause... You might have fucked up otherwise
[INST] Counterpoint: I like it. [/INST] There's no arguing that
[INST] They literally do not sell data. [/INST] Indirectly they do. They let do “targeted ads” which pull info like your age, race, location, political views
[INST] For fun [/INST] She said she might have aids but she might not. So I stuck my dick in her, for fun.
[INST] Some regulators even tell you how much each farm is making at any given time because of grid stability and pool price and whatnot. http://ets.aeso.ca/ets_web/ip/Market/Reports/CSDReportServlet [/INST] P R I C E I N
[INST] Fallacy of Appeal to Nature. [/INST] How is this appeal to nature. FAN arises by ascribing superiority to a choice based on it being 'natural.' As in P in N therefore P. For some proposition P and N being a set of all 'natural' propositions. The comment you replied to did not have a preferred choice.
[INST] Even for like super low level employees? Thats the reason I assumed ha [/INST] usually companies identify people with material nonpublic information (aka insider information), you will know for sure whether or not you're on that list, its one of the biggest jobs for the equity / legal counsel at public companies. If you are not on that list you are **still** advised to be careful and mindful of insider trading laws, but for most average joe's and their $1000 portfolios its a nonissue.
[INST] He no fam if he behave like dat pham. [/INST] they banned dat pham, now it's only his brother fake niga
[INST] Well the screener is only to find candidate stocks. The ones to invest in are those that show signs of a turnaround or of the selloff being overdone. [/INST] yeah i understand that it's just riskier than i think i'd be comfortable with myself -- at least with more than just a tiny bet.
[INST] Your total profit will be $17. Now that’s straight up gansta. [/INST] [Gangsta.](https://i.imgur.com/l4C8DJl.png)
[INST] We live in a society [/INST] A one with completely retarded priorities. What pisses me off is this is in a nutshell the Canadian federal government's platform summed up by some random altercation at a Philly SBUX.
[INST] They do, but traditionally they seemed to be anti-hemp as it cut into rope making jobs or whatever the fuck excuse we used the last couple of times hemp was brought up. [/INST] I think it just comes down to people not knowing the difference between hemp and the reefer
[INST] If we saw the future we'd be on a yacht and not WSB [/INST] I'd probably still find a way to fuck it up
[INST] Haven't looked into it at all, but the Brazilian market is very interesting. Probably not worth spilling my speculation about it, other than: successful companies in Brazil have a natural incumbency moat that is not witnessed in a lot of places. Consider how long Orkut was popular there. [/INST] 7% increase today...
[INST] Where's my fucking yacht then? [/INST] wrong job
[INST] Congrats in what? You think I hold TVIX on Green days? [/INST] Not today ofc. On the gains you made with this strategy.
[INST] haha, yeah. Sorry I was trying to save space in my spreadsheet cells. [/INST] No worries man! Good work. Wish this sub could have more like this rather than all the shitposts.
[INST] That’s exactly what I was thinking all of last week when I was loading up, they must’ve got burned between $12-$5 and just don’t like the company because of it, idiots are missing free money [/INST] Actually I was burned between 33 and 12
[INST] There is only one chemical structure for diamonds [/INST] Right, and that chemical structure is a **Sc**andium + **Am**ericium amalgam
[INST] https://marketrealist.com/2015/07/colgate-highest-brand-penetration-world I can't give you my actual report but this is another related one and you can use it to Google anything else you are looking for. [/INST] Thank you sir! So you actually did a report on this yourself?
[INST] an airline company [/INST] They have excellent beverage choices and also don't kill your dogs during travel.
[INST] I start work as a ranger there this summer. Fuckin' stoked brah. [/INST] Legend has it that if you eat the perfect amount of Larabars in proportion to the rest of your caloric intake on the trail, you can shit all week without ever needing to wipe. Completely clean shits every single time.
[INST] ayyy KMI to mid 20's by the end of the year [/INST] My calls are up 26%
[INST] What happened to the other 16 [/INST] Margin Call.
[INST] You should have yolo'd on it a month ago when calls were cheap. As usual, if you're hearing about a stock or option on reddit you're already too late. [/INST] Just wait for the seasonal AMD dump after the pump and buy puts.
[INST] Can you teach me about trainsets and baseball statistics from 1976? [/INST] Lmao. An incel who posts in r/pornfree calling somebody autistic? I'd rather be Rain Man than some loser with mommy issues. Don't ask for advice on basic options concepts if you're going to backbite the dude who's helping you. u/PoopDOLLLA gave you the straight dope and you're too stupid to understand.
[INST] Explain oh wise one. [/INST] 2017 had low volume
[INST] True, thanks for the response. It just seems like AMD is getting a bigger boost than it's peers and I was looking for a specific reason but I guess there isn't always a specific reason lol. [/INST] Maybe the earnings coming up plus the decline lately? I’ll i noticed that too have and calls and Mu and navidia aren’t up as much.
[INST] Expecting it to rally into earnings and then pull back after AMD inevitably disappoints. [/INST] Why buy puts today and eat theta? Why not buy puts at EOD on earnings day for supper cheap and then sell them after the drop the next day?
[INST] a six pack so shredded youd mistake it for bbq [/INST] That's good. That's better than what I said.
[INST] How is this appeal to nature. FAN arises by ascribing superiority to a choice based on it being 'natural.' As in P in N therefore P. For some proposition P and N being a set of all 'natural' propositions. The comment you replied to did not have a preferred choice. [/INST] He's appealing to the nanural nature of men and saying this natural state is the best.
[INST] This guy fucks [/INST] himself
[INST] People were expecting more? [/INST] Nobody is expecting anything from banks.
[INST] You die or make a million? [/INST] Where's my kite?
[INST] $10 5/18 here, $10.66 breakeven price. Currently +41%. Have no idea when to sell. Holding up to earnings at least I guess. [/INST] Obviously sell when it hits $15
[INST] yeah I feel you man, market goes up, JD doesn't move; market goes down, JD goes down. I lost $100k on June 43 calls the past month. I just rolled it over to September 40 calls yesterday. I really think it should get back to $45 level by the next ER, which is end of May. Hope you get back in the game, and make some money. Good luck [/INST] Yo I thought u were gonna stop gambling big on options.
[INST] up another 13% and still going. liftoff!! [/INST] Now down a couple percent. That stock is so volatile man, I'd still suggest bailing
[INST] Now you can upgrade your TV. [/INST] Roku tv
[INST] > If you have gains [/INST] >I have have gains Said no one here ever
[INST] Thanks [/INST] Lol I'm sure this thread is great for your self esteem.
[INST] But what if I buy low and sell high? [/INST] You gotta buy high and sell low you idiot
[INST] ok, thanks. here goes nothin' RIP [/INST] buy to close
[INST] I mean, you could just sell May $400 calls instead. No way it'll ever reach that price by May. [/INST] 98 percent chance of success. Robinhood says 24 dollar credit per contract. I’ll take 1000 plz.
[INST] take a break to regroup. have a plan on where to buy and sell. buy a few months out closing your eyes and buying an etf isn't any better [/INST] you're right. he should close his eyes and buy calls on a 3x ETF
[INST] Whet? [/INST] exactly
[INST] Goldman Sachs is that you? [/INST] actually yes
[INST] > Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. [/INST] >> Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. >Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me
[INST] Advanced Money Dispenser [/INST] Negative. Advanced Money Destroyer If you look at the chart for the past year and cross reference it with earnings dates. Drops every single time.
[INST] Innovation at its finest, technology is truly a beautiful thing. [/INST] *eats taco bell for breakfast*
[INST] 1) sell covered calls 2) Use those gains to buy more JD 3) yacht 2019 [/INST] Covered calls on calls would just be a call spread. This faggot doesn't have until 2019.
[INST] Isn't that normally the level of autism that gets you mod status on this subreddit... I mean all that's missing is talks of shorting Vanguard lol [/INST] I made money last year i think that disqualifies me from being a mod...but i did use robinhood so maybe they'll make an exception
[INST] Usually just SPY for me, not enough liquidity for such short term in most of the 3x etfs. [/INST] thoughts on QQQ?
[INST] Yes, the Fed cannot invest in the stock market. It would require a massive, complex conspiracy involving hundreds or thousands of people to pull off at scale. [/INST] I agree. The /es is way too liquid. If the fed were to buy/sell contracts, they would need 1000's upon 1000's of contracts to even just make a dent. 100,000 contracts x $50/point = $5m Just to move the market one point? I just don't see it.
[INST] did they really do this? I will never go to starbucks again. BLM is a hate group im sorry. I know some of them have good intentions but im sorry. [/INST] I exaggerated, they didn't specifically say BLM but they had a day where they had baristas do stuff to encourage conversations about race around when BLM gained prominence. http://fortune.com/2015/03/16/starbucks-baristas-race-talk/
[INST] yes it has before faggot look at the monthly charts [/INST] Not recently
[INST] Tbh, better than headlines that quote the Dow (rather than SP500) in terms of point movement (rather than percentage movement). [/INST] I truly believe the only way to value stocks is in big, round increments of 1,000.
[INST] I actually like it; fuck it if you’re gonna show me ads might as well show me things I’m interested in. [/INST] I get to control my reputation. Well, more so than the previous rumor mill crap
[INST] I think im gonna try to get rid of it before earnings. Ive got a put at 9 that i bought when it was around 9.5, but idk if itll ever get down there. I may sell a put to spread it off and define my risk. [/INST] I'm banking on a $10 puts. At 0.01 per share. With how volatile it's been why the hell not.
[INST] Imagine this lil shit telling some hardened as fuck Florida gator fucking red neck that he wants him to sell his IRA and turn in his guns. What a tool lmao [/INST] You assuming that same Florida Red Neck knows what an IRA is. Regardless, your statement still holds true hahaha
[INST] S [/INST] Goodbye.
[INST] Isn't this sub dedicated to burning money? [/INST] I mean, it really seems so from how we all act but when you look at the rules it specifically says 'don't glorify losing money' or some gay ass shit like that
[INST] > It wouldn't be considered 'real' by some people Yeah, by people who over-paid for 'real' diamonds... [/INST] I know dude..... Idk where my wording got confused
[INST] why are you starting this by diasgreeing with a statement that is saying what you spend 3 lines typoing out> [/INST] Did you have a stroke?
[INST] I don't want to bet against tech yet, I just want to bet for non-tech companies. My bet against tech will be LEAP puts on FDN at some point in 2019ish. [/INST] Long everything and short the tech at an appropriate ratio. It's called a pairs trade.
[INST] You fucking autist [/INST] Thanks, I love finger painting! With my shit
[INST] So employees dont have an option to profit from sabotaging their work place. [/INST] This makes no sense lol...I work as an engineer for a fortune 500 in manufacturing and we can buy or trade any security of theirs we want, derivatives included. We did have to do a 'insider trading' training module tho...
[INST] Once the dust clears do you think this is buying opportunity? [/INST] Maybe.
[INST] As a software engineer I constantly read tech blogs, study cloud architecture and listen to podcasts. The letters IBM never ever get mentioned once. They have these silly abstract Watson commercials that are getting so old... [/INST] I'm actually trying to begin my career in software engineering. Still taking classes. Would you mind sharing where you go to for the learning resources and the names of the podcast please? Thanks a lot sir.