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[INST] So don't hold them to expiration... [/INST] That’s so far OTM good luck unloading
[INST] Lecture 5: The IRS Tax those gains but only write off 3k per year when you lose it all. [/INST] Lecture 6: The IRS is a terrible waifu
[INST] I need gas and I'm not tryna pay $2.80 when it was $2.35 a gallon like 5 days ago [/INST] Seriously. I went to Costco the other day and it was $2.50/gallon. Week before it was $2.20ish
[INST] Have you considered taking out a mortgage to finance your plan to make WSB great again? [/INST] If he does, short WSB?
[INST] That’s completely fine lol I just can’t stand when people think the game is out to get them and then want sympathy from people when they run out of money [/INST] >I just can’t stand when people think the game is out to get them and then want sympathy from people when they run out of money Welcome to America, where without government subsidies, something like 70% of the economy would be completely gone. *Defense, wheat/corn/soybean agriculture, steel, aluminum, auto manufacturers, the banks, hospitals, etc.*
[INST] This rite here, my jam [/INST] turn that shit off this is my jam
[INST] no, it absolutely can be more than 10% of your networth, how do you think HFT makes money? [/INST] on risky investments? No way bro. Unless its in a bull run you move that % up.
[INST] Most of us here need to git help [/INST] if most of us were programming this sub might be slightly less retarded only slightly though
[INST] Same. But think of all the funny memes people will post when it sky rockets. [/INST] *And from the ashes, WE WILL BUILD A BETTER ONE!*
[INST] I stuck my hand in the SPY toilet at the end of the day today. I hope you get rich tomorrow. [/INST] Lmk if you want to split rent on a cardboard box.
[INST] 'I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I couldn't do that.' [/INST] But I *did* know I couldn't do that! UH HA HA HA HAHA
[INST] So then in my scenario I would just say in at 48.50? [/INST] Yes you would claim your strike and if particularly frisky list your premiums but nobody does that cause they're lazy and want to sound smart
[INST] Nah [/INST] no arguing that
[INST] Lol the best thing about the last election is all of the memes. I for whatever reason didn't watch them when it was going on. Now I have hours of entertainment. [/INST] I don't think I will ever get as fun of a campaign season in my life again.
[INST] You should probably invest in $ROPE. [/INST] In other news, the sun in hot, water is wet, and ur momma's a whore
[INST] Probably using RH. You can't set stop losses on RH options I don't think. [/INST] Of course not. Why would beginner traders need stop loss? Fuckin’ lel.
[INST] I want to see how you faggots play options. Then I won't play it the way you guys play it. [/INST] dude you're an absolute faggot...u/lesB1honest leave this cuckhold be..he's prob paper trading
[INST] Good luck, brother. I have SPY 269 puts. May the best faggot win [/INST] Reeeee
[INST] Tromp stoxxx? [/INST] No just opshins.
[INST] If that's the case then those slacking JD workers better buckle up and ready their piss bottles amazon style. [/INST] JD workers wear diapers, no time for piss bottles, just pee on self and keep working.
[INST] Not everything, just your portfolio [/INST] Savage, yet accurate.
[INST] Isn't that the A in FANG? [/INST] no it’s the A in FAGGOT
[INST] Thats why i said its a fake ass dip. First three days next week i think we smash [/INST] Why tho
[INST] Cooler? What r u? 14? [/INST] If he/she/it were 14, it would have said 'would be sicker'.
[INST] You’re probably like 16 years old hahahahahah [/INST] That sounds like you. But ok. I didn't being 16 is a bad thing. That was good times. At least use the 12 year old insult. Again, you have shown that you are literally stupid. How is that even an insult? That's a good age kid. You will know when you get older.
[INST] Yep. Dumb ass shit. As if Apple is the only big swinging dick in town. Those bitches need to move the fuck out the way for big Daddy Bezos. [/INST] Daddy bezos 😍😩😩🍆💦💦💦
[INST] If only we could predict this cycle. [/INST] This is why I store a few open-topped 55 gallon drums of gasoline in my basement, right next to the fuse box.
[INST] *Out of the money* options which expire the week you bought them. [/INST] There are options that aren’t out of the money?
[INST] Beautiful [/INST] Thanks!
[INST] Except GE. Because GE is such a great company and the market is super rational. [/INST] You have to understand
[INST] It doesn't let you sell the option unless you have collateral, so it kind of prevents you from fucking yourself [/INST] So if I buy a call contract with a strike price of $16, and the stock price goes up to $20 from $15, and I want to sell the call option, I’ll need to have $1600 in my account?
[INST] Didn't he say that he only gave that Clinton bashing speech because she was gonna win anyways. That's one example off the top of my head. [/INST] He admitted that he reopened the email investigation because he figured she was going to win anyway and he wanted to hold the president to a high standard. It was a pretty dumb thing to do but it comes across as a lot better than if he closed the investigation for the same reason.
[INST] I remember years ago when it spiked over 5 dollars a gallon in DC [/INST] We usually have some of the cheapest gas in the country. Motor city and all that shit. I dunnowutdafuq.
[INST] I want a daily WSB poll of 'The SNP will go up tomorrow' just so I can know to bet the opposite. [/INST] S&P* fag
[INST] Goldball sacks probably. [/INST] Good chuckles was had
[INST] [Well done](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/014/620/f5f.gif) [/INST] did you throw up that upvote
[INST] You’re not gay pal you’re just a faggot [/INST] im faggot
[INST] you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? [/INST] His mouth exclusively belongs to his dad.
[INST] Hey, BadDayTrader, just a quick heads-up: **should of** is actually spelled **should have**. You can remember it by **should have sounds like should of, but it just isn't right**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment. [/INST] Now hes doing it to show you whos the boss you bastqrd
[INST] Rip my dude [/INST] might kms
[INST] I laugh so I don't cry [/INST] Fuck
[INST] I probably gonna grab the 5/18 apple 170s if I have money left [/INST] Margin is a thing of beauty.
[INST] For some reason, your post reads like a @realDonaldTrump tweet... [/INST] ya think?
[INST] Loss* [/INST] Sold it for a 10 dollar profit once it crashed this afternoon
[INST] You don’t ? [/INST] 1.95” +\- .03” depending on the weather.
[INST] Also googles eco system is too fragmented. Apple is very good at updates unlike android which is dependent on the individual companies to push updates. [/INST] That's why you go direct to Google where you can for the similar experience
[INST] Like a millionaire, minus the millions. [/INST] so just aire?
[INST] https://twitter.com/eWhispers [/INST] are you afraid of being mugged
[INST] F [/INST] fuckin Apple... I averaged down today. By close, I'm even right now. Not worried yet
[INST] MM at their best. “Apple shares may fall” in the headline lol [/INST] To make it as easy as possible for algos to pick up.
[INST] Hardware makes both galaxy and pixel better but ios is a better system. [/INST] Ironically enough, from a pure chip standpoint the galaxy and the pixel are outclassed by a mile. I used to buy iPhones for software. Now I buy them for speed weirdly enough. I switch back and forth usually but it’s crazy how fast the latest iPhones are compared to android. Android is being hamstrung primarily by Qualcomm. Samsung makes decent chips, but generally not used in US phones for whatever reason. Qualcomm just sucks.
[INST] I got ass plowed. Oh well, just an opportunity to load up on 4/27 267C [/INST] EOD Rally into AH looks good for that. I bought into some FDs on AAPL hoping for a bit of a rebound early next week and out.
[INST] Yeah, his problem is that he likes companies that make a lot of money, make actual things that people buy and have an insane return on investment ratio. Doesn't he know tech is all about pixie farts and the 'what if' and 'could be'. [/INST] Except he failed to see that Google, Microsoft, Facebook all make a shit load of money
[INST] Aye [/INST] Aye's have it.
[INST] Uh who is this [/INST] [This ghostly looking fuck](https://imgur.com/Ax2eaWD). There are much better examples in the season, but I'm not spending Friday night looking for them for you.
[INST] damn what kinda calls did u have? [/INST] I had a few ITM $5 credit spreads with a break even of $172~ for May 18. Not too bad but I literally bought them yesterday before close, pretty much an instant 50% loss on the spread at open. Hopefully they recover after earning, as long as it's >172 by May 18 then it'll be fine. I also have about 80 shares of AAPL which have a basis of around 165 so it's not too bad I suppose. If they dip further I'll buy another 20 shares and start selling calls or something.
[INST] Why haven't you posted a screenshot of your Total % Change? [/INST] I got one. How the fuck I put screenshots in replies?
[INST] Long SNAP [/INST] Username checks out
[INST] >downgrade price target of stock from 203 to 200 while it's at 170 >stock drops 4% If I'm gonna lose a bunch of money it'd be nice to have some actual logic behind it [/INST] I still don't understand the logic of how sheep investors blindly follow analysts ratings as if they know anything more than anyone else. My goal in life is to become Twitter famous and just tweet shit like Citron so I can be rich af without ever trying.
[INST] Two years of tax deductions my friend [/INST] Once you’re in the hundreds of years though does it really help?
[INST] I have a Droid turbo and my battery life is 48 hours. [/INST] i have an iphone and i charge it at night so im good
[INST] Buying puts in a bull market after two red days lmaoooo [/INST] Buying puts in a correction works just as good as calls in a bull run.
[INST] Funny how easy it can be to time the market in reverse. [/INST] Too bad we can't profit from that!
[INST] Pixels suck tho [/INST] You shut your whore mouth.
[INST] Tim Cuck [/INST] Sexual flavors
[INST] Max pain is a variable of current price though. The cost of moving it by buying all the open volume to 12 would probably be more than what the mm loses from a bad finish. Losing being a relative term, they still made money. [/INST] Thanks for putting this out there. It baffles me when people talk of max pain as some absolute force, divorced from market share price.
[INST] you know, it was your post that got me looking at SQ so a year's worth of reddit gold to you if SQ hits 55 next week [/INST] Yeah, I think he incepted me with his excel sheet because I bought right after.
[INST] We want you to make money. You have to understand! [/INST] So do.
[INST] I love this new screenshot rule [/INST] Seriously, if I would have sold all my positions every time I screenshotted and backed up the truck to fill up every time I considered panic selling I'd be sitting on so many tendies
[INST] fuckin Apple... I averaged down today. By close, I'm even right now. Not worried yet [/INST] I bought two calls today for apple. They'll be back up, they didn't break their floor from the last dip
[INST] Dead cat bounce on monday and I'll exit. [/INST] Yes because aapl is a failing company.
[INST] This guy knows the term structure of interest rates!! Downward sloping curves all the way for more tendies!!! [/INST] Buy long puts 18 months out on the worst companies, you bank if you’re right. Hefty premium though.
[INST] That’s the day WSB starts gambling with bonds [/INST] Volatility, my dude.
[INST] Why do I have the feeling he sleeps in till 1 pm? [/INST] Right!! Whats the point if your not going to be awake during market hours. Maybe his balls are bigger than ours ?
[INST] Explain? [/INST] Explanation: he tarded.
[INST] To make it as easy as possible for algos to pick up. [/INST] My algos catch 'may' and ignore it as speculative garbage. My algos are also very mediocre...
[INST] Wired headphones and to connect it to a new Mac. Also if you want to split screen. [/INST] Why not just connect the headphones to the Mac...?
[INST] Agreed. Realister is more of a faggot than I am. Ban! [/INST] You'd think a guy posting these trades would recognize a fuckin joke
[INST] Shit is looking exactly like it did in February. Everybody that bought calls today is nuts. [/INST] Hoping Fat Man Kim being open to negotiation and denuclearization of his country will lead the stock market to a climb
[INST] Fag [/INST] 30 years into the game and he still hasn’t figured out what to do with the simulation pshh
[INST] Well technically no but Robinhood has a glitch that adds your deposits to your earnings on the chart [/INST] It's not really a 'glitch', Schwab at least does the same. It's an 'account value' chart.
[INST] you sir, will be burned in hell one day. [/INST] Still not as bad as using bing.
[INST] I'm autistic because I pointed out how you couldn't craft a basic sentence without sounding like a child? Got it. Also, I'm a bundle of sticks? [I'm crying over here](https://media.giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/giphy.gif). [/INST] Bruh, welcome to Wall Street Bets where we welcome faggots with faggotry, faggot.
[INST] See options are like when you order a car, you have options for cruise control, or a stereo system but instead of cars its with stocks. You can have like TSLA with a model X option. Or Amazon, no AWS. Those are called calls and puts. [/INST] Directions unclear, I just long put my dick in a ceiling fan.
[INST] There are options that aren’t out of the money? [/INST] Yeah, they just cost more.
[INST] Ironically enough, from a pure chip standpoint the galaxy and the pixel are outclassed by a mile. I used to buy iPhones for software. Now I buy them for speed weirdly enough. I switch back and forth usually but it’s crazy how fast the latest iPhones are compared to android. Android is being hamstrung primarily by Qualcomm. Samsung makes decent chips, but generally not used in US phones for whatever reason. Qualcomm just sucks. [/INST] Samsung is not used in chips due to patents. The A series are beasts currently but IOS helps by being architectured in a ways that makes is faster than jvm bundle bloat of android
[INST] Caz there aren’t any other alternatives to it. Hospitals are begging for this shit. Fda is bitching about how they cut corners not about how effective the drug [/INST] Where
[INST] Yupp. I'll probably be one of those taking part in the conservative Exodus. [/INST] Same
[INST] exercise it how? You need stock to exercise a put. [/INST] Not really, in the case of a halt especially. You need the stock for settlement.
[INST] I think those days are long gone, personally. This is pretty much peak earnings, it's almost certainly downhill from here. Not saying there's no shorter term upside left in the market, but for the most part I think this will be a disappointing year. [/INST] Downhill based on what? If companies continue to knock earnings out of the park we will continue to see new highs. A lack of growth from heavier hitters like AMZN and Netflix could change things and I’m sure they’ll slow down at some point but they are currently destroying all expectations and I don’t see that changing in the immediate future based off the latest subscription numbers.
[INST] $tsla to the moon [/INST] No OSHA on the moon
[INST] when im on my gold rowboat funded by QQQ puts i will be the one laughin [/INST] How would that not sink?
[INST] Wow. That's like 200 bucks! [/INST] let me enjoy my 1 bag of tendies you fucking fag
[INST] Yup. It's a safety net for later when there is actually an issue and a recession / crash actually occurs, then you lower the interest rates to make money easier to borrow. Pretty basic macro economics. [/INST] So why did they keep them so low for so long? pReTtY bAsIc EcOnOmIcS
[INST] How so? [/INST] the squiggly line this time is ABOVE the straight line. the other times the squiggly line was BELOW the straight line
[INST] holy shit. no way. this is like when I found out Facebook owns oculus [/INST] I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but Burt's is one of those brands that was wildly successful through word of mouth, without heavy marketing. Now that CLX is marketing them heavily, they're bound to produce more revenue. It just sucks that they've raised the prices already on their products, the next step is to make a cheaper (read: shittier) product to increase margins.
[INST] not arguing your point but last earnings guidance was down and facebook dropped 5% [/INST] PRICED IN
[INST] Just move the line a little, BOOM new resistance [/INST] Add some triangles too!
[INST] If inflation is at 9%, 12% is an effective 3%. Not that great [/INST] 3% return literally guaranteed risk-free = not great, you heard it here first
[INST] Awesome man, with that Dough you could have just done a few Amazon calls or 500 calls on AMD and let it ride up a few cents and close out.. But MU again huh.. [/INST] I have those also