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[INST] You can also threaten Robinhood that you will reinstall the app [/INST] Then I’ll get options again and I won’t know what to do with TD Ameritrade....
[INST] Tesla isn't getting a bail out though. [/INST] I wasn’t talking about a bailout, just pointing out that peak GM ineptitude was no match for how poorly run Tesla is.
[INST] I didn't mean to imply that. [/INST] > I believe that his point is that Apple and Amazon can stay solvent for way longer than Spotify, because all parties are operating at a loss. Spotify doesn't need money is what I'm saying. But life is short, I'm not going to dive into financials.
[INST] Hello [/INST] From the other siiiiide
[INST] Yeah and people also say 'I would of done that' and 'ATM machine' and they're all wrong > edit - original, uncorrected comment: Yeah and people also say 'I would of done that' and 'ATM machine'the they're all wrong [/INST] Found guy with brain cancer
[INST] I think the big sell of was expected. I'm hoping Monday starts with a positive trend otherwise people will say this might be another down quarter. [/INST] Look at the bottom from February compared to this current drop. That long tail is similar to a dragonfly and a good indication of a turning point. That hasn't happened yet for this one. The fact that it has not formed a proper bottom pattern suggests it still has room to fall. Also the last correction bounced off the RSI twice, this one has bounced once with a poor bull signals upward. Downside risk outweighs upside potential.
[INST] Well, it is Easter after all. Who knows what to believe. [/INST] Oh shit I knew I was supposed to be somewhere today.
[INST] Priced in? [/INST] yup, for the last 3 weeks or so.
[INST] I’m learning this the hard way with my fb puts last week. [/INST] Can't win 'em all, my dude. Down like ... $6K on calls during bearish times all within March so shit happens. With FDs definitely close if you see profit or if the market reverses and if you're still bullish roll them over into ones expiring further out.
[INST] He almost hit a home run with weaponizing autism but afraid of the ban and changed it to investments. [/INST] REEEEEEinvestments
[INST] You blew it! We almost got to see this guy blow up his account [/INST] this is WSB, good advice will not stop him from blowing up his account
[INST] You are fun at parties. Im sure of it. [/INST] Probably talks about religion and politics after cracking that first juice box... Like a true autist
[INST] Long MeatSpin [/INST] take a ride on my Meat $PIN
[INST] Probably all his lost head hair aggregated to his ass too. [/INST] Same
[INST] Well the best way for TESLA to survive as a car company is to fire half the techies and start hiring automotive/mechanical engineers and start full scale production line. But of course TESLA is not a car company, it's a battery company disguised as a car company. [/INST] BuT THey DOnT mAkE BaTTeRiES
[INST] they have a 1 year warranty. just send it in. [/INST] the glass back broke as well. so i have this feeling they are going to say that whatever impact that caused the glass to break (really happened only because i leaned against a counter with my phone in my front pocket) affected the home button.
[INST] Do you not get whacked with a big exercise fee? Or is that just on the buyers side? [/INST] It’s 10 bucks with my broker. But sometimes the spread to close the option costs more than that
[INST] is anyone actually doubting the size of women's fashion retail? Or that puts/calls are attempts at fad-timing? [/INST] you'll have to ask them but it seems like everyone on here thinks it's about to tank
[INST] I’m coming up with 32.33 uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival. [/INST] LEEEROYYYYYY
[INST] Shorted GE too early [/INST] something something irrational longer than you can stay solvent
[INST] It always goes down on Mondays, n00b. [/INST] What about thursdees?
[INST] Do you have a job, and if so where? [/INST] serial SF startup brogrammer
[INST] FB doing that would be hilarious given SNAPs little Cyrillic joke yesterday. [/INST] Not gonna lie that was ~~gay~~ funny af
[INST] Omg I'm torn because I've seen the Bumfights videos and they are truly fucked up, but ts hard to not like a guy who trolled Dr Phil that hard. [/INST] Yeah it was terrible but this guy is still a special type of piece of shit, he wasn't the original bumfights guy, had nothing to do with it's making, he bought the franchise and then tried to market it by being a total douche. But that shit on Dr Phil was still quite funny.
[INST] What expiration date for the $200? [/INST] got some weeklies (lolz) as well as some that are like later this year.
[INST] Nope. A 3x Gold ETF. [/INST] How do you know they’re inversely related
[INST] The strongest results from AndexXa's trials are in treating patients who have severe ICH, caused by use of popular anticoagulants. If you had read their newest results, you would have known what I was referring to. [/INST] It's not treating ich, it prevents worse hemorrhage in patients who already have ich. Honestly while useful, those applications seem limited. What are the off label applications? E: reversal agents do not play a role in routine surgeries. Maybe emergency surgery in patients on long term xa anticoagulation but that's not super common. It also would probably not play a routine role in cardiac catheterizations- reversal in those patients could cause a heart attack.
[INST] No slaves. But seriously what nationality are you great grandparents? How did you get here? Someone once immigrated probably. Fucking weird how kids these days are like bah fuck people that want a better life.. meantime they're German/Italian or something ..lol shits ridiculous. I work in service industry part time one of my jobs and there are some great people I work with getting papers. Not all one way.. def many diff situations [/INST] > seriously what nationality are you great grandparents My ancestors came here in the early 1700s, and were Irish and German. >Someone once immigrated probably. Sure my family all integrated to the US, voted for federalists, fought in the Revolutionary war (at least the overwhelming majority did) and came *legally*.
[INST] true, though I hate the idea of having to pay extra just to avoid getting harassed by actual retards [/INST] this
[INST] Yep, they didn't cover any of the repairs which cost and total about $500. This is what it cost me for the washing machine by itself. [/INST] Samsung appliances suck ass, like most of their products.
[INST] It's appropriately condescending. [/INST] No, it implies that they aren't fully capable of making, or responsible for the repercussions of, their decisions. The only reason to pity them would be if they had some flaw they aren't responsible for that caused them to make the wrong decision. They are FULLY culpable for electing this oaf.
[INST] Or we can just let it gap down and then buy calls for some sweet gains. [/INST] > buy TSLA calls Bless your heart
[INST] You only need the V once [/INST] Not much luck with the ladies eh?
[INST] You're dumb if you don't buy TSLA tomorrow Only dumb investors think FB is going to rip Don't be dumb; listen to Jim Cramer These are the types of titles she writes and I highly doubt there's an editor that only ascribes such 'dumb' title to the one author. If that's what college education teaches 'journalists' and 'writers', fuck college [/INST] But Jim cramer said to dump $mu because NAND is weak right now ... :(((
[INST] 'top 100 universities' are a way for the wealthy clubs to surround themselves with each other privately, put a stamp on their prestige and create illusion for the middle class to keep up with the Joneses. In America anyone rich and/or famous enough can get an Ivy League degree they want. Sometimes even teach a course or two. [/INST] I don't think you understand how much of a joke Universities are for example in SE Asia where cheating culture is rampant in China, India and overall considered a walk in the park. Try asking any STEM american if University was a walk in the park. And Europe has 500 million people, far more than America, Europe's levels of R&D are TRUMPED by America
[INST] To be real with you, I would have straight up killed myself if that was me. [/INST] I don't know how I'm still alive tbh. I'm pretty numb and dead inside.
[INST] synthetic shorts with options then... [/INST] You're recommending options in a comment chain looking for alternatives to options.
[INST] have them send you the certificate to hang on your wall. 'Look kids: this is a stock from the old days when Amazon was still in black and white' [/INST] [The wild ride begins!](https://imgur.com/a/27UGN)
[INST] Well lately wsb has switched from being pro trump to anti trump as his idiocracy is revealed. Now all these TarD shills coming in force trying to fix the sub by pretending they actually have any knowledge at all about the economy or stock market. Go to any user giving fellatio to trump and chances are it's some t_d shill whose every post is political bullshit [/INST] Wait you mean this sub was pro Trump when the market was going up and now flipped when it's down??
[INST] Lmao, they don’t. Depositing more funds. Does that clear it up for you, Boss Man? [/INST] I was kidding. 😂 Back to work.
[INST] Go open an account at the blood bank [/INST] https://youtu.be/i5fjCQRE4_4
[INST] So who is blocking the bill from passing? [/INST] /u/jonesrr2 is a fucking sycophant, don't waste your time with him.
[INST] How can we yolo on 3x ETFs under these new rules? I come here for the degenerate gambling, not responsible investing advice. In fact, knowing there are bigger autists than me losing their tendies every day is what keeps me sane about my losses. [/INST] its FDs, and nothing wrong with posting your shitty FD plays.
[INST] What's that restaurant you like with all the shit on the walls? [/INST] You mean Autism Awareness Day?
[INST] except use trump as the ball [/INST] 'Please Mr. Trump, we should get rid of him, the US economy is doing too well!'
[INST] He should and then light it all on fire in the greatest potlatch in human history. [/INST] 'Bezos should totally just give Trump $5B, that'll show him!'
[INST] Are you short OSTK currently? Wondering if it is worth it or if I am too late to the party [/INST] couldn't even find AKRX options so I guess I'm just long stock now
[INST] Damn intel in second place for the race to 50 after sq. Can mu join them? [/INST] Race to 40*
[INST] Bought 5/18 calls this morning. Sure fucking hope it is! [/INST] I have 16 calls with that exp, all down at least 50%
[INST] ive written puts from 11.5 down to 7. Ill ride this bitch and then sell calls when it goes back up. [/INST] Bought more calls. Holding $10.50 and $11 5/4. Fuck you AMD.
[INST] Being Trump of course [/INST] Don’t you know, trade wars are good and easy to win.
[INST] I gotta get paid [/INST] That's the way it is
[INST] Hate us, cuz they ain't us [/INST] No Regerts
[INST] thank you for your sacrifice [/INST] I'm up about 90%. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
[INST] Fuckerberg [/INST] Fuckersperg
[INST] WTF why would anyone agree to finance this? [/INST] same reason anyone does anything for him ever even though he has a life long record of fucking people over, People, at their core, are very very stupid.
[INST] 69/18= 3.833; I said lower than 3.8 because I didnt take compounding into account. [/INST] Why not do it correct though? 1.69^(1/18)=1.0296 So about 2.96% per year then.
[INST] Do I really need the firing pin, or can I just use something pointy? Firing pins cost money my man. Also, instead of a .45 can I just use a .22? Also money. [/INST] I was thinking along those same lines, brother, but here are my thoughts. I have never actually fired a round by striking the primer manually and therefore do not have any data to show that this is a sure bet, so I might have to use a firing pin. The 45 is mostly a personal choice, but also the 45 would have a higher success rate if you flinched or something at the last moment. Basically I figured better safe than sorry.
[INST] This is like the opposite of true. GE only looks good @13 if you have a very long time frame. [/INST] I'm just looking to take money off the table. It's had a nice slide from $14 and really just looking for a small bounce to take my pennies and be on my way.
[INST] I don't understand how they can get away with selling counterfeit products, personally. eBay got slapped down by... I believe it was...Tiffany? Amazon is a loada shit. [/INST] Amazon can not sell counterfeit goods, Primary party. 3rd party can so long as they do not say 'Sony brand' or the like when it is not. Same with eBay, I am currently in a dispute because I purchased a huge quantity of factory replacements for something that is 100% identical to the original but I got in trouble for using the brand name without the words 'compatible replacement'.
[INST] They even let mom and pop shops sell on their platform...it's a large portion of their online sales. Small business can sell directly to customers, or can ship their crap to Amazon and amazon will take care of [packaging it up, shipping it to customers, and even phone support for your products](https://services.amazon.com/fulfillment-by-amazon/benefits.html). [/INST] You know until like this year *that* was their main feature right?
[INST] It's not unreasonable to be mad at someone for intentionally hurting the US economy for no gain. [/INST] Is this what winning a trade war is like? I don't like it very much.
[INST] So he said April 20th, $30 calls for TWTR...I didn't listen and buy but have been keeping a close eye on that whole play to see if it does work in the end. (I got approved for options on Robinhood recently and have been trying to follow what goes around on reddit regarding that) [/INST] Lol u bought fds and have no idea what you are doing with options. Prepare to get fucked raw caz u are going to lose everything. Take it to heart and learn to not play with fds
[INST] Thank you for that. I'll look into it. I'm on the fence about TA being a useful tool. On the one hand, I'm a fundamentalist at heart, but on the other, TA has made me money. Any papers proving or disproving it can only make me a better investor/trader. [/INST] Yeah I used TA to make money too but it was during a bull market and a lot of the TA amounted to BTFD which was a profitable strategy at that time. Aka I have no idea how much of that success was attributable to TA and how much was pure chance.
[INST] Hard to say in this current environment [/INST] [May need some stimulation at first...](https://i.imgur.com/05uVaOJ.gifv).
[INST] My apologies, bad wording. But if the loan isn’t repaid after 30 years in England the government wipe it off. Enough do that and we might have an issue? [/INST] In the US you have a student loan until you die! It also is one of the very few items that cannot be be removed by bankruptcy.
[INST] How exactly am I illiterate? It says... 'SPY just broke through 200 MDA.' Obviously I can read the sentence, I've just never seen the acronym 'MDA' [/INST] Are you nuts?! Don’t ask questions on this sub. Google anything you don’t understand.
[INST] Fuckersperg [/INST] Cuckerfuckerberg
[INST] really glad I clicked this, would recommend [/INST] I'm crying
[INST] 'There are many different types of chips and processors that go into Apple's products, both from Intel and competitors like Qualcomm, Broadcom and Arm. But Apple has increasingly looked to bring design of the most important chips — for things like artificial intelligence and augmented reality — in-house.' Does not day ARM but competition like them [/INST] All of Apple's in-house chips are still ARMs. ARM doesn't manufacture chips - they license their 'blueprints' to many other companies, who then customise and integrate them in products.
[INST] Quick enough??? Tank city today [/INST] It’s a good start. Helping off set my massive loses on my fb calls
[INST] IV will kill you, don't do this. [/INST] Mebbe spreads. But I was looking all day and IV was obscene.
[INST] Oh, I forgot that bull markets have 3% swings in the indexes. My bad. [/INST] I said good luck faggot now stop crying.
[INST] Well, the volatility has caused the option premiums to increase, which means there will need to be a larger movement in order to obtain profit. In other words, P R I C E D _ I N. [/INST] It's early enough that we probably aren't totally priced in yet.
[INST] The $10.50 calls OP bought were .17 and Jan 2019 $10 calls are 1.65 each. So you pay 1.48 per share more for a year of theta and .50 lower strike. IMO a great deal [/INST] 75% of a year FTFY
[INST] I’ve got 4/6 calls, will sell off on next upswing ... puts on 4/20 sounds like a fine deal based on past history [/INST] With the IV on JNUG you're losing money on *any* purchased option imo
[INST] You should invest 100% of your portfolio in day trading or you’re doing it wrong. [/INST] What's the ticker for day trading? I keep hearing about it but can't find it. Sometimes Robinhood tells me I've done it too much, but I've never bought or sold it. /S
[INST] The immortal jellyfish doesn't have that issue, and those motherfuckers don't live forever either ... because if you stay around long enough something will get you! [/INST] Exactly. The bull market can potentially last forever however it eventually will run into a problem that creates a bear market.
[INST] Delving deep to find great rewards. [/INST] im 10+ scrolls deep right now
[INST] Your rage is so adorable. You should keep stomping your feet and crying until somebody listens to you. You sound like a bitch. [/INST] Sounds just like trump when it comes to amazon by your logic then~
[INST] Me too, thanks [/INST] Me too, thanks
[INST] >delicious pizza It's pretty confusing when you change context like that. Which pizza company are you talking about? [/INST] Well it's edible
[INST] Nobody knew it would be this complicated. [/INST] Grab me by the pussy and then... Just grab it again
[INST] I have till friday; i’m fucked [/INST] Good luck man, I'm not ballsy enough for fd's, I'll take my conservative 50% returns thank you very much.
[INST] You people are retards. Macro trends impact Microns stock price [/INST] Hello fellow stock trader! Is that how it works?
[INST] BBB bond default rates. You're welcome. [/INST] goodbot
[INST] Look at the bottom from February compared to this current drop. That long tail is similar to a dragonfly and a good indication of a turning point. That hasn't happened yet for this one. The fact that it has not formed a proper bottom pattern suggests it still has room to fall. Also the last correction bounced off the RSI twice, this one has bounced once with a poor bull signals upward. Downside risk outweighs upside potential. [/INST] You were right thanks for the advice.
[INST] You mean Autism Awareness Day? [/INST] Oppositional Defiant Syndrome I assume.
[INST] If your market crashes and stays down because of tweets, it was a bubble to begin with. [/INST] What do you mean 'my market', if you live in EU or Asia you will be affected way more than USA traders and investors so it's global market which get affected by his tweets. Wallsteet is overreacting to his tweets
[INST] As though that matters when the market values the company at a PE of 6 [/INST] To win this bet you just need to be smarter than me. That is NOT a high bar to reach. :)
[INST] Yeah, I'm not sure if he decided to be a tool on purpose, or his straight hatred of Spotify caused him to lack the ability for form sentences. Either way, I just don't get how this thing becomes profitable. But I'd be too chicken to short it. [/INST] If I get this correctly he's saying that as an artist he's screwed. Spotify (or any streaming) is too good of a deal for consumers to not do it, and the model will only become more successful as there are more people in the planet to subscribe to these services. But he as an artist is screwed, cause he will see nearly nothing of that money. He's upset that the model works, just not in his favor, which I would too if I were in his place
[INST] That didn't end how I expected it to end [/INST] I picked up some SPY calls today at -$6, and then doubled down at -$7.80 that expire Wednesday. Looking for a big green day tomorrow, but I will sell them if the optimism fades.
[INST] $1.30, but about $1 of this was used to roll out to this expiration. I don’t think I’ll be able to roll again. [/INST] So you are working with about $0.30 credit? Yeah, the deltas say you have about a 20% chance of expiring with profit. So a slightly higher chance of being able to take profit before expiry. But it isn't a good position, that's for sure. And you can't really roll out again right now. You could fly it off with the Apr20 $52.50 / $55.00 call spreads but that only gets you about $0.08 per spread, which is garbage.
[INST] What I believe to be factually incorrect information. I got some shit confused. [/INST] No worries my dude. Was just curious.
[INST] Well I mean, they are in the future after all [/INST] So why can we see them now
[INST] oh gosh, be careful :) Sometimes there will be sunk-cost situations, but make sure you're ok with taking that sunk cost, and throwing it in QQQ. I like to think I'm fairly conservative, but I genuinely think a 10-15% gain from 130.00 levels in the next 30 days is more likely than not. [/INST] Not a yoloer, just burned up my powder on the way down. Still a small percentage of the portfolio overall with most of it in indices.
[INST] Fuck AMD. It's done for a very very long time. Either it gets competitive real quick or gets a wave of new investors. In either case, this will take time. [/INST] I hope you're wrong.
[INST] If anybody can successfully move their PCs from Intel to their own proprietary CPU it will be Apple. They've done it before with Power PC and it makes sense for them to have all their products run on the same CPU design. [/INST] umm...power pc is IBM.
[INST] Yup, Trump will talk Friday so buy puts Thursday 100% [/INST] Thursdays already fuck me enough thanks.
[INST] the glass back broke as well. so i have this feeling they are going to say that whatever impact that caused the glass to break (really happened only because i leaned against a counter with my phone in my front pocket) affected the home button. [/INST] Do you beat your phones up or what? I'm almost at year 3 with my S7 edge and it still works/looks fine. Seriously waiting for it to start acting up so I have an exuse to go waste money on something newer.