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[INST] We all know damn well that if we had $9800 at 19 we would have blown it all on weed and beer. And even if we would have invested we almost certainly would have yoloed and lost it all. His head start helped him become uber rich. But he still would have been rich. I don't know anyone who is phenomenal at finance that is making less than $200k right now. [/INST] You know how quickly I would have been able to save that kind of money between 17-20 years old if I didn't buy weed and booze?! I sure as shit wouldn't the on Reddit, let alone WSB at 33....
[INST] Na the wsb mods aren't capable of that level of subtlety. Also shadowbans come from admins not mods. [/INST] plant by admins
[INST] Aren't those tariffs the same as the ones from last week? Are they new? [/INST] They're not new but I think they will be outlining the specifics of the announced ones on Friday.
[INST] Unrelated: Shaun king is for sure white. [/INST] Shaun White is for sure king. FTFY
[INST] 900/150 = 6 ya fuckface [/INST] How the fuck can I trust DD of someone who isn't able to calculate EV properly
[INST] GoPro is such a joke. Soon to fail. [/INST] I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.
[INST] This is the pain he and I share. That and everyone thinking we got little dicks and stuff. [/INST] We have the smallest dicks, don't we folks? Minuscule dongs, no one uses small dicks better than me, folks, believe me, that I can tell you!
[INST] And the question is, how much of America's ability to buy things today, is based on credit instead of actual income. [/INST] Just nearly all of it. If credit dries up the speeding comes to a screeching deafening hault. None money.
[INST] what. the. fuck. [/INST] Keep in mind baby boomers crossed the '62 years of age' threshold in that period. He said Mexicans AND old people. It's mostly just old people.
[INST] but there's gotta be a way [/INST] Yes, follow da queen.
[INST] One of my best buds is a portfolio margin product manager there. Can confirm that the guys in risk have no fucking clue what they are doing at ET. [/INST] Thanks for that. I guess you are complimenting your best bud by saying he has no *fucking clue*? Lol ;)
[INST] Why would you voluntarily lower your initial investment to taxes though? [/INST] Because future tax environments are not likely to be more favorable than now.
[INST] That’s not really important. Their own auditing firm was hired in February (it says so in 10-k), thus the company didn’t actually misspell anything. [/INST] That firm made bank. Show up in February, slap them with significant deficiencies, laugh their way out the door. $236k for what I'm sure amounted to less than a couple weeks work.
[INST] Just a reminder of what I said 33 days ago. [/INST] Lol I'm still all cash B. imma buy the dip when it stops dipping.
[INST] I have a feeling this sub isn't satire [/INST] Where does it say this sub is satire? You're just not living life like we are.
[INST] Yeah, he created it retroactively. [/INST] He’s got the best autism.
[INST] Absolutely. iPad battery life is already crazy, take that chipset and throw it in a laptop with 30-50% more space for the battery and you’ll have a machine that could probably last two full workdays with no charge. [/INST] Well, I doubt it will last any time with no charge. Even Apple isn't that good.
[INST] I can't afford :( [/INST] The Great Recession of 2018 has been hard on all of us.
[INST] Right there with ya. I also have a decent chunk of DIS. ...livin' up to my flair, I guess. [/INST] Hey me too, 1/10 my portfolio as of yesterday when i bought it.
[INST] Yeah man. What kind of imbecile adds overhead for the same pool of customers? It would make more sense to stick an inexpensive casino next to the upscale one to capture two markets. Adding supply when there's no demand...brilliant. [/INST] When you are born into the kind of money he was, you don't really have much motivation to learn how to do things.
[INST] Sometimes I watch tho [/INST] fag
[INST] Bro the state dept does foreign policy. They run embassies in other countries and have literally nothing to do with regulating companies. [/INST] You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.
[INST] burnt toast [/INST] Horse
[INST] got some weeklies (lolz) as well as some that are like later this year. [/INST] Lol nice
[INST] I just bought $4 5/18 puts. Hopefully it keeps tanking. [/INST] it could good luck man! whats the theta and delta on it.
[INST] Just like the fucking tariff was an appeal to Western Pennsylvania's special election. He started a trade war because he doesn't know that Pittsburgh hasn't been a steel town for nearly 50 years. It's a fucking medical/tech hub. [/INST] He wants to save trade jobs.....which we have very little trade workers for so we will need immigrants which he is against. 4D chess.
[INST] Even then it's still an absurd valuation, $66mm of that is from sales of 'physical commodities'. [/INST] Agreed. Half my portfolio is puts on this stock, and I'm still buying.
[INST] Proof: https://m.imgur.com/a/4cSi1 [/INST] Charge your phone
[INST] I think he is down ~~45~~ 57 . you can buy/sell that position at ~~160~~ 143. he bought at 200. but that's the advantage of the spread. max loss is 200. also, in RH can you close the position in the same order? or leg by leg? [/INST] You have to open and close leg by leg. It's the main reason I won't do spreads on RH.
[INST] Yeah, I’m the happiest fucker alive. Rich or poor. [/INST] serotonin syndrome is a serious issue. please reach out if you need help in dealing with your debilitating disease.
[INST] Lol. They pay around 10% federal. [/INST] You're talking as if Amazon doesn't play by the same set of tax rules that all other corporations do. Maybe if Trump's dick wasn't so far up your ass you'd have room in that skull for a brain? kys faggot
[INST] Hahahahahhaha! [/INST] LOL LMAO XDDD!
[INST] joke that you could read it as October 2019 or October 19th. Dad joke... now go to your room and wait for me to come home, you about to have to keep a secret. [/INST] actually in russia the first number is the year and second number is the month. so this is the 19th month of 3010.
[INST] Just start tweeting positive sentiment while directing it at Trump and I'm sure it'll find its way into his Twitter schedule. Good news? Can't think of any with consumer spending down 3 months in a row but you never know. 3 new stores in NYC is pretty big. [/INST] Good idea. Will start a Twitter campaign and report back.
[INST] Suck on my, gonads [/INST] Present, them
[INST] 208 in commissions and fees alone, at least someone got richer off you. [/INST] Wish I only paid 208 [so far this year ](https://i.imgur.com/a5YBV38.jpg)
[INST] Risky click of the day [/INST] I was actually a little disappointed
[INST] The starting price of $132 may have an impact as well. [/INST] That's just a reference price. The actual price may vary substantially
[INST] 8.50 confirmed. [/INST] next up half life 3
[INST] I would love to see him have a conversation about how he thought stock options worked. [/INST] uncovered puts are good and easy to win
[INST] I mean I've seriously considered signing up for sperm donation for cash, so yes [/INST] You really think they'd accept *your* sperm? Child, please...
[INST] Future is now [/INST] The way of the future.
[INST] Why can't they take the wife first? [/INST] Nah pimp out the wife amd get steady dividends
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[INST] Yay Dow -10,994! [/INST] So it is possible to be down 1000%
[INST] You got me. [/INST] Hi Andrew, how does it feel knowing that your wife goes to the hood everyday for a massive bukkake? Also how do you plan to short this situation?
[INST] Hey me too, 1/10 my portfolio as of yesterday when i bought it. [/INST] I'm about 1/3 Goog since, idk, ~2005.
[INST] anything good to buy on the way up? thinking about leveraging what I got [/INST] $shop $baba $JD ... juicy dips on all 3
[INST] what is IBs per contract price? [/INST] $1 per 200 shares stock, not more than .5% of trade value, options at most is .70 per contract i think, cheaper premiums pay less. They have tiering also if u trade a lot
[INST] Not sure where you got that number from, they have $1.3 billion in long term debt alone according to their 10k [/INST] yeah, but they also have $1.1 billion in cash...
[INST] Diversify into MU. U golden-boi noi [/INST] Going to diversify into Advanced Money Destroyer. Not. Was looking at BXC as a next potential addition.
[INST] I should have clarified. I'm not trying to invest, but the stock needs to be industrials. Ideally some small cap. [/INST] but you asked for industrials to invest in? if this is for a school project or something r/investing is still where you should look
[INST] This might be the first non autistic, thought out and reasonable strategy I've seen in this sub this far I will be inversing, thanks [/INST] Oh, don't worry - I'm definitely on the spectrum
[INST] 2nd this. Loving the mods these days. [/INST] Need more.
[INST] SPX options are ridic right now. I bought some 2645 calls for 2.60, could have sold them for profit 5 mins after i bought them then had to sit on increasing loss until they were like .35. Then this insane spike brought them up and I sold at 3.10, was mad that I didn't sell at 4.40, and now it's back down... ridic [/INST] Yeah, it's about playing everyday now, I'm only going to buy 0-14 day options now. Forget anything longer.. this garbage will all be sold each day. But, like I've been saying I'll leave a few open that are longer and try to capture any craziness they will try to throw out.
[INST] Yeah I guess thats not much. Good for him [/INST] that's the point of the spread. you can only lose a max of 200 in this position. (the diff between the premium of the put we sold and what he pay for the put)
[INST] How do September 47.5 calls sound? [/INST] I'm suggesting on buying shares. This isn't a Yolo play.
[INST] That’s some good DD [/INST] I would provide more but I'm at work on mobile.
[INST] OP is a faggot. Can’t even post in the right subreddit. Faggot [/INST] He's the guy who'd be gunning for July AMD calls, and buy calls expiring tomorrow.
[INST] Of course he's a packers fan. Of course [/INST] all that fried cheese curds fucked up his brain.
[INST] Theta of -.1040 and delta is .0720 [/INST] I think you might have a hard time with puts on gpro. especially at these prices. They still have assets, branding, and some IP. did you sell puts or buy them?
[INST] What's worked for me in the past has been to hold on to it trying to hit the home run of my trading life, and then subsequently lose it all. [/INST] I know that one.
[INST] Alright, but this people/MM dichotomy doesn't hold when retail is chump change, most of this action is between algos duking it out between themselves, we're just running around like ants in this [/INST] Agree, we are the ants. Algo's are pushing it where it needs to be and obviously they are doing it right when they need to. Probably zillions of traders had shorts right there and they shoved it up real fast to knock out the shorts/puts.. ?
[INST] Pretty ballsy move. [/INST] Nothing a good yolo cant fix
[INST] So it is possible to be down 1000% [/INST] 1000 points not 100 percent henlo?
[INST] Do you beat your phones up or what? I'm almost at year 3 with my S7 edge and it still works/looks fine. Seriously waiting for it to start acting up so I have an exuse to go waste money on something newer. [/INST] I did work in a dusty environment, but there are many youtube videos of people with a similar issue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlw99HWHzNI comments seem to corroborate that this issue goes further than the A5.
[INST] I was being facetious. 'Gambling without hedging' is a humorous juxtaposition. [/INST] Yeah I struggled with how to word the response and should have just assumed you were horsing around.
[INST] I guess he’ll be sleeping there till their valuation hits $650b [/INST] I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the middle of his factory, to allow his giant dong to swing back and forth over the workers, functioning as a kind of 'cock clock.' Elon will slowly meld into the factory, the machines becomings his limbs, the security cameras becoming his eyes, all while his giant dong swings back and forth 'tick, tock, tick tock.' This is what he means by 'the machine that designs the machine'
[INST] Average Asian? [/INST] *flair checks out, guess I should have it too.
[INST] Can you send me a link where he tweeted that the first time? I got a youtube channel where I read the most ridiculous Trump tweets, but I must have missed that one [/INST] What's your YT channel?
[INST] P R I C E D I N [/INST] Who the fuck knows in this market
[INST] That's like 20% above their peak last year. When did you buy lol? [/INST] Options, probably
[INST] Okay, so right now the price is 10.14 and the strike price is 22.5. So exercising the option would be 12.36. The market value is 14.05. So i would be hoping that the price drops to make up for the time decay if i were to plan to exercise it? Can you exercise an option before expiry? Im not seeing that on robinhood. [/INST] No you can't exercise before the end of the contract (with American options trading). The market thinks it will keep dropping so they're willing to pay more than the current value for your option.
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[INST] basically any time this sub gets obsessed with something it's a bad buy [/INST] mu looking pretty good
[INST] I hope he's in a padded room, away from ropes and Bridges [/INST] It’s gonna rot off...
[INST] I freakin yelled at him to close it yesterday.. now its at 270. [/INST] FYI: he was down $10 at the time of the post. he had no way to make money. now he is down $100 + decay tomorrow.
[INST] YES! YES! More delicious salt! Please give more, faggot... [/INST] WSB isn’t even a left leaning sub and you’re getting buried in downvotes. You should consider the possibility that you’re an asshole
[INST] What about $mu though ? [/INST] It’s also a buy at $5
[INST] Spotify has never made a profit. Ever. How long do you think they can keep going? If everything stays the same Spotify is doomed to fail. Spotify isn't a profitable organisation or a stable one. [/INST] But they have a good product and a loyal userbase. Look to Twitter for guidance on this one.
[INST] It think that's a Default in Yahoo. just check TW and bid is 0. [/INST] Ah makes sense
[INST] I hope you make money because seeing someone willing to throw out $10k on a meme just butters my croissant. [/INST] 🔪🥐
[INST] for me its 100% minimum, profit or loss [/INST] so i caved like a turd and tried to shed a few options at break-even and accidentally sold them all (set a limit sell hours ago and forgot) then i bought back in at a 20% higher price to punish myself, but smaller position it’s still okay though, the perfect storm off tradewar shitfit, FB, and TSLA should be subsiding. i imagine FB and shitfit will continue occasionally pulling down the market, just hopefully not over the next 3 days
[INST] Laying on my inflatable yacht in a margarita-filled kiddie pool. [/INST] Sounds like you're living the life
[INST] Nah. If I straddle it'll go sideways the rest of the day. [/INST] literally what happened to me this morning.
[INST] I disagree. [/INST] ree
[INST] Why did I do this to myself [/INST] Not sure, literally anything else would have been far better. Literally anything.
[INST] Options, probably [/INST] guessing April time frame of 2016 when I did 125% :)
[INST] RIP CLDR [/INST] no, now is the time to buy calls!
[INST] They are already best friends my manz. [/INST] No, I mean, like in the open and not just in the gym showers.
[INST] But, not every Democratic state(s)? [/INST] SURGICAL PRECISION TARIFFS.
[INST] I’m fine with that, unless that’s against the rules? Mods help [/INST] I don't think it's against the rules, but I wouldn't want my name associated with these autists.
[INST] he owns all the calls at strike 29 of Tata Motors expiring in April 13. 1. the average #contracts for this stock is 50, he bought 225 for a total of $1,000. 4. he can't recoup the $1,000 b/c they are worthless at the current stock price (he could maybe get something, like $100). 3. the stock is at 26, and going down. 4. by Apr 13 they expire worthless and he is out of $1000.00 [/INST] So he'll break even if tata hits $29 before April 13 and he sells correct?
[INST] A friendly reminder; this guy has options. [/INST] So do I
[INST] Unfortunately i am exiled from my homeland. [/INST] Makes sense
[INST] RH has always had two factor. [/INST] Didn't know that
[INST] Spotify wish they had 6 billion to start signing producers and artists. [/INST] They'd be smart if they did
[INST] Tf [/INST] I trade a lot I guess
[INST] By investing in cobalt right now. [/INST] Potash.
[INST] Uhhhh gunfire detection? I guess that will be useful... or maybe people can just dial 911 instead? Is there anything more to this company? [/INST] Police have fucking huge budgets and are encouraged to spend it all. Better bet your ass every department will be buying these whether they actually need them or not