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[INST] Tfw you realize that Tesla is going to manufacture 5k cars per week, recognizing $2.4 billion in revenue per quarter in incremental revenue. [/INST] good luck with that
[INST] True, I could switch. [/INST] we know for a fact that RH sells their order feed directly to HFT so other brokers might as well. I haven't experienced that with Ally even though their platform is garbage
[INST] I reserved day 1 as well. Got my email to configure last week. [/INST] Mine says August but I am in the South East, we might be last on the list.
[INST] Betting against a sideways market seems pretty solid right now. How do I actually tell if I should take the bet? Based on how tingly my balls feel. I usually weight it towards the side I think will move and think of the other side as a hedge against my stupidity. I think what I’m doing is like a lopsided strangle so both sides are usually 5–10 points OTM when I set it up [/INST] but that's literally the same thing as buying the difference in puts/calls, why not just buy only that amount
[INST] I'm just checking in. Shit is .59 right now. Did I miss the window to sell it, or is it supposed to be picking up again? [/INST] > Did I miss the window to sell it No, you didn't miss anything. As it stands right now, this appears to have been a dud. 17 days is still plenty of time turn it around, though.
[INST] I present to you... trump2cash: https://github.com/maxbbraun/trump2cash [/INST] Nice. Got Amazon in previous tweets as negative, but not this time. https://twitter.com/Trump2Cash
[INST] What calls do you have? [/INST] All may 18, 175, 180, 185 strike
[INST] Oh sorry I thought that was like a joke thing we did here. [/INST] haha
[INST] [just want you to know](https://i.imgur.com/zOowU8x.gif) [/INST] [and you should know...](https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKwOvjlnqQ9KQY8/giphy.gif)
[INST] Pssft like I’m gonna give a flair to someone that can’t even spell railgun [/INST] rulgain?
[INST] You probably should have waited til a day or two for it to go up some more. Anyway, good job. Hope you win big tendies. [/INST] Thanks. I have a tight stop loss just in case
[INST] Didn't UA have a dip for the same reason after UAL beat up the Chinese doctor man? [/INST] UA had a dip bc it's fucking UA
[INST] Because I’m up 75% on the SPY calls I bought midday instead of holding SuBae’s nuts in my mouth another day [/INST] what strike and expiration
[INST] did you look at thw trajectory and time frame it took to reach its current level? whats the price expectation youd like to see it at? i hope you win, but i think this one will be hars for you. [/INST] I think GoPro could hit $3-3.50 in a month if the market as a whole keeps going down. Even if tech companies rebound, the Tesla’s and amazons are much more appealing to millenials than GoPro, which appears to have maxed out its niche market. Idk. You’re definitely right that its a long shot but I’m a degenerate gambler.
[INST] Seeking Alpha reports all sorts of nonsense. [/INST] Didn't realize reporting off of what Bloomberg reported was nonsense,. My bad home slice.
[INST] If I wanted to be judged I would've gone to church or /r/personalfinance [/INST] If you wanted anything other than to be shit on, you wouldnt have posted this in wsb. Havent you heard of diversifying your portfolio? Weed stocks are ass
[INST] I sent him a message he hasn’t replied yet, was around $750k or so [/INST] Is SWCH a good short at this price do you think?
[INST] >1/14/2004 wut [/INST] OP time traveller confirmed
[INST] That link isn't what Ichigo first uses bankai vs byakuya.... [/INST] That is a good one
[INST] Volatility = More Money. [/INST] Yeah, for the market makers. Not for the traders. Investors get rich. Traders get fucked.
[INST] I hear he has plans to build a hammock hanging down in the middle of his factory, to allow his giant dong to swing back and forth over the workers, functioning as a kind of 'cock clock.' Elon will slowly meld into the factory, the machines becomings his limbs, the security cameras becoming his eyes, all while his giant dong swings back and forth 'tick, tock, tick tock.' This is what he means by 'the machine that designs the machine' [/INST] And that hammock will be plagued with design flaws.
[INST] Ah yeah you’re right. TD had Nvidia down less than a percent for some reason. [/INST] NVDA now down 2.93% vs AMD -2.51% :(
[INST] It didn't actually think Trump would be this retarded. [/INST] I think he's actually managed to piss off every person in this country. Mexicans, African Americans, Women, and now every person with a bank account and 401k. Thanks Trump.
[INST] I meant the whole restaurant [/INST] Damn that would have been good
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[INST] I don't give af what happens to TSLA after this Friday. [/INST] what's this Friday? just curious
[INST] But his net is zero if this is within the same financial year, right? So he just sells all and pays no tax. 25k up then 25k down. Capital gain of zero? [/INST] Yes
[INST] What are your returns so far? [/INST] Bout 10k.
[INST] I do think it’s a bit unfair that we freely let others do business in our country while China pretty much sets up the opportunity to steal our IP if we want access to their market. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. [/INST] The economies of US and China are very different, and both countries cannot be equal trading partners until they become at least somewhat comparable (e.g., Japan, Korea, or EU). Until then, the cost of doing business in these countries will vary greatly. While China might 'steal' IP, Western nations are benefiting substantially from its cheap labour and lax environmental regulations. Obviously, that won't work in the long-term and China will become an equally developed country sooner or later.
[INST] this will never get passed. one of it's main arguments is the loss of purchasing power due to inflation. the whole ponzi scheme known as the US federal government relies on modest inflation so that we can continuously issue new debt and pay it off with cheaper dollars in the future. James Rickards talks a lot about this in his books. If you're in to dooms day, dollar apocalypse theories then this is your guy. [/INST] https://youtu.be/GbsNP48zJpI
[INST] what about now [/INST] New information
[INST] Trump: Omae wa moe shindeiru [/INST] Nani
[INST] [here it is](https://www.google.com/search?q=you+vape+bro&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjPk_yD0p_aAhXFuFkKHfqEApcQ_AUIESgB&biw=414&bih=622#imgdii=s33akOFajUkE_M:&imgrc=ABc4gZMfdxrdkM:) [/INST] Thanks
[INST] Theta and Trump both about to team up to take your gains [/INST] Lol god fuckin damn it
[INST] Sure, long term hes probably right. We cant let china bully the west while we can still hurt them. Short term rip market [/INST] You're not allowed to say he's right!
[INST] I think history has shown us that if you going into any war thinking it's an easy win you're gonna have a bad time. [/INST] I think history has shown us that no past Trump tweet will be in line with any current Trump tweet. It's like his thoughts and ideologies get reset at midnight every day.
[INST] I don’t need to put money in my tip jar. I use mine to fill theirs. I’m not at all trying to degrade the service industry. I did the math, and actually it checks out (with some reservations). I just simply don’t believe the majority of the world could handle that style of living. [/INST] They can’t. The stress, multitasking, etc, etc means you’re always “on”. Half the time we don’t even get a chance to piss until the end of our shift. Just need to steer clear of drinking, blow, and sluts. Keep your goal in mind. Be greedy. Can’t remember what billionaire was asked what he’d do if his fortune was gone tomorrow, but he was like, “sales job during the day and bartend at night. For 2 years straight. Then, I’d be back here in 5 years”
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[INST] I think almost everyone in this forum is a buffetfag but ok [/INST] Disagree. Buffett’s all about “time in the market” whereas WSB is about timing the market, badly. Catastrophically. Long $ROPE
[INST] Who managed to bankrupt multiple casinos. We've seen his plans, it's going to suck when he tries to declare US Bankruptcy to the Supreme Court. [/INST] How do you even bankrupt a casino how's that possible
[INST] >I would have voted Bernie but voted Trump Holy fuck you more retarded than the orange guy. [/INST] truly the dumbest of the dumb fucks
[INST] I think they're not big enough to not be effected by this.. [/INST] I don’t even smoke the shit, but the BC bud industry is worth billions BEFORE legalization
[INST] Cause it’s a good sentiment... but it’s unreasonable to uphold the rest of the world to our laws [/INST] If a law cannot be enforced it isn't a law though.
[INST] holy fuck i thought it was photoshopped, this nigga tripping [/INST] i swear i thought it was a meme
[INST] No trade! No trade! You’re the trade! [/INST] “So the candidate is the trade?,” the undercover reporter asked. “Always,” replied Mr Nix.
[INST] thE ARt OF tHe DeAL [/INST] * thE ARt OF cOcK sUckINg
[INST] Trade deficit also isn't always a bad thing, China gets the funnymoney you print 24/7, you get all this cool shit to play with. [/INST] Saw it in another thread 'I have a trade deficit with my grocery store' Anyone who supports these tariffs has 0 understanding of macro economics. Intellectual property theft is a problem but tariffs are not the way to solve it
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[INST] Wallstreet bets in a nut shell. [/INST] TL;DR
[INST] Well buying wells to sell bottled water is not something western governments have any jurisdiction over. They are maximizing their profits by abusing low education and corrupt local authorities. [/INST] Would you prefer they minimize profits? Nothing the have done is against the law
[INST] 100% autistic [/INST] 100% green
[INST] Not at all. [at least we got good meme material](https://imgur.com/a/zMWqg) [/INST] The man looks like a Jeff Dunham puppet.
[INST] Ur like 2 year late with this meme trade! [/INST] It's the same price as 2 years ago, so he basically the same time
[INST] Straightening economy will take like 2 years though where literally everything is way more expensive to buy. Value of dollar goes down and companies lose lots of value. Everyone is fucked for a year basically. [/INST] At which point we have to deal with tax hikes because the individual tax cuts will end and we will have a brand new cluster fuck to deal with.
[INST] Found the guy who bought $Spot at 165. Cuck. [/INST] >Cuck Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. I blocked r/The_Dipshits a long time ago after they banned me for pointing out their whining.
[INST] Oh look at mr backup plan over here. Those of us already sucking dick ain't gonna have no fallback. [/INST] You can bend over, I guess there are a lot of people that would pay
[INST] Im shitting now [/INST] Pics or didn't happen MODS
[INST] It’s a maybe [/INST] Ahh attempting to understand DT syntax is one of my favorite games.
[INST] Yes, piper perry is actually 22... [/INST] This guy porns.
[INST] I saw Dane Cook and BareNaked Ladies at the Gwinnett Center back in middle school. It’s a shit venue and it is super small. I bet they have trouble booking most big concerts. Usually big names play Atlanta at Phillips Arena since it’s huge and actually in Atlanta not the ‘burbs. [/INST] Yeah, when I saw that capacity, I knew matchbox didnt belong there. LYV can easily prove it didnt make financial sense
[INST] As he slowly rots any company or idea he's ever come up with. [/INST] Slowly?
[INST] This assumes I ever close it 😂😬😔😩 [/INST] Wow what a rollercoaster!
[INST] If only there was some international body the US could go to to resolve this without tarrifs. Like, I don't know, some international organization that deals with world trade. Like a World Trade Organization. Then we wouldn't need a trade war. Oh well, I'll take my pie in the sky dreams elsewhere [/INST] This is the correct answer.
[INST] Except everyone 😝 [/INST] No shit
[INST] It should be the official Presidential portrait. It perfectly sums up Trump’s tenure. [/INST] Lets make it happen reddit!
[INST] A W E S O M E bot [/INST] A|W|E|S|O|M|E| -|-|-|-|-|-|-| W|W| | | | | | E| |E| | | | | S| | |S| | | | O| | | |O| | | M| | | | |M| | E| | | | | |E|
[INST] Micron: 51% of revenue from China [/INST] For real?
[INST] Every 30% drop starts as a 3% drop by definition [/INST] this guy technicalities
[INST] Shhhh bby we gon be great again soon [/INST] End of his second term i can see him saying 'it can only be done in 3 terms'
[INST] But it also went down before it went up! [/INST] Big if true
[INST] That was painful. [/INST] That was amazing. Didn't you know the stock crashed from 2014-2016? Oh the market went up substantially, best not respond.
[INST] Which stage we going to [/INST] This one.
[INST] [Wait no more.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elhyo-_fR0E) [/INST] Is he having a stroke here?
[INST] Bleach blonde, I feel it accents the fake tan really well. [/INST] Back in my day we got melanoma and we LIKED it
[INST] 'No trade war, no trade war, youre the trade war.' [/INST] No trade wars in my [saaaafe spaaace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U).
[INST] Man I don't care - keep it on r/politics. You're speculating at best and acting like it's fact. But worse, you're oh so serious, and you're evangelizing. [/INST] Sucks you can't just ban people who disagree huh? Just label it concern trolling and boom. Go back to the_dipshits.
[INST] Ya I should have but to be honest it’s not as bad as I thought! There’s still hope for us! ;) [/INST] ...to lose even more!
[INST] The market yesterday was down compared to where it started the year. It’s even further down now. [/INST] I think that's his point.
[INST] Imagination is a wild thing when you are autistic. [/INST] Seems pretty coherent
[INST] yes [/INST] Shouldn’t it be dropping today? I was going to buy puts
[INST] Felons are usually called felons *after* a conviction. [/INST] I think he meant “fell on” As in: she fell on her ass and got chucked into a van like a side of beef.
[INST] this guy technicalities [/INST] The best kind of correct
[INST] I can't stand these guys. My cousin is one of them and he's a 35 year old man with a pregnant wife and daughter that will send some protrump anti Clinton bullshit into our family group chat full of illegal immigrants and women. Literally adds nothing but shit on the walls [/INST] Anyone that is still talking about Hillary in any context except 'Oh yeah, remember when she won the popular vote, but not the election? That was something...' need to move the fuck on already. Like, I can even understand Obama's name coming up often. He's only been out of office a little over a year, etc etc etc.... but talking about HILLARY?!? It's fucking April of 2018... I can't take this shit anymore.
[INST] he said the naughty word. ban him [/INST] Buy amd is what I got out of that
[INST] Because they’re incriminating, yeah. Not to mention pay to play and the Uranium one deal which are publicly known. Have you even read them? [/INST] Uranium one has been shredded as a conspiracy theory, and your boy has been paying every political hack since the mid 80s, then used his money with CA to subvert democracy. Enjoy the ride homie, cause shit is going sideways quick.
[INST] You forgot, “fake news”. Did Trump soothe you with his tweet this morning, saying we are not in a trade war? Edit: lol, you come from r/anarchy and r/conspiracy [/INST] > Only in America is a defeatist attitude championed and our leader mocked based solely off raw emotion and political bias. I can't even comprehend how fucking stupid you have to be to believe this. Like you literally have to have a mental deficiency.
[INST] /r/Frugal_Jerk [/INST] /r/pfjerk taught me well
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[INST] I don't see why. There is an arbitrage condition and I don't see how the tail would wag the dog. If a stock goes up 10% and makes up 10% of an ETF then the ETF should go up 1%. Demand for an ETF creates demand for what it holds, true, but the APs will arb away any price discrepancies. [/INST] I agree with you. Buts not my point. My point is that if everyone is buying spy, the holdings themselves rise together generating price inefficiency, because not everything deserves the value incease. Its why i believe there is a balance between active and passive managment.
[INST] N U K E D IN [/INST] Setting off the nukes during premarket hours is the market's version of using some pacific island to test drive the H bomb
[INST] This one. [/INST] I’ll meet you there
[INST] Youre a troll and or hillarytard [/INST] And you're a trump cultist.
[INST] >240k jobs added really means 240k people quit their jobs Are you really that autistic? [/INST] Job openings are thru the roof because so many fortune 500 people are leaving in droves to start their own companies and get dat sweet 20% tax rate Also all the robinhooders getting options trading and quitting their jobs to become day traders
[INST] That didn't include China though [/INST] That was the point. The deal organized a bloc that collectively controlled 500bln in Chinese trade. China would have had to have been accomodating
[INST] This is sad [/INST] right? not even good at trolling. obvious troll is obvious.
[INST] Debt has blown up before and will blow up again. Debt relies on your ability to pay back, even if you’re not going to pay it back. Eventually someone loses the ability to pay their debts even if only temporarily. [/INST] This isn't someone, this is the single largest nation in the current world. Kind of different when it's a nation vs a person.
[INST] Delet dis [/INST] Delete yourself
[INST] That was amazing. Didn't you know the stock crashed from 2014-2016? Oh the market went up substantially, best not respond. [/INST] Toward the end of 2014 when the price of a barrel of oil took a shit, the market went sideways for about a year. However, the prices picked up after that until Q1-2018.
[INST] Jamesvien is a genius [/INST] Makes you wonder why he's going so far out of his way to prove the opposite, then.
[INST] Before my 1550 made me look like an idiot, now I look smart. [/INST] Now my 2000 puts me off the fucking charts