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[INST] Capitalizing words are for Chinese cucks [/INST] Only soybois capitalize.
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[INST] He did better than the last one, but I certainly wouldn't say he 'held his own.' [/INST] You need to understand...
[INST] I hope you're right, and thank you for your sacrifice Otherwise, if it tanks, looks like you'll end up a winner [/INST] Thanks for the thanks but to be honest I've sacrificed enough as it is to be pulling stupid impulsive shit like this. Should have taken like ... 2 minutes to look at the 5 minute and see that we hadn't even gotten to overbought, AROON still showed bullish, and the market momentum was bullish. Doubt it'll tank without some awful news and I reckon Trump is out of that because he doesn't want to ruin a good thing now. Believe me, I'm not that lucky.
[INST] Not a whole lot, fundamentals are shit and he just got a fuck ton of lawsuits as well as a SEC investigation going on. [/INST] I am no longer worried. Weird that it's not falling back to pre-announcement levels yet.
[INST] >I'm hoping he gets arrested on live TV. God that would make me so happy [/INST] Apparently he transferred shares to his wife and she sold them, so...
[INST] Long $DELIVERY [/INST] And lose the precious minutes to open the door?
[INST] > posts in worldnews. [/INST] >doesn’t know the difference between posting and commenting
[INST] yuge news! [/INST] bigly
[INST] Public elementary school [/INST] I wish I got that far
[INST] Thanks for the tip! Held over night and just sold for a 16% profit! I would like to sign up for your newsletter. Edit: Aren't you the guy that banked from movie pass? [/INST] :) I’m glad it worked out for you. Yes I am that guy. Good job taking profit. Yes there’s a chance this goes higher, but you never lose taking profit.
[INST] Your comment history leads me to believe you're a douchebag who thinks he's smarter than everyone else because he's an engineer. Guess what bud, I'm an engineer too. Nobody cares. [/INST] You cared enough to look up his comment history, I guess. Where the fuck does being an engineer play into any of this? lmao
[INST] This isn't someone, this is the single largest nation in the current world. Kind of different when it's a nation vs a person. [/INST] The largest economy in the world had a liquidity crisis that would have been infinitely worse if the debt had been infinitely larger.
[INST] I agree with you. Buts not my point. My point is that if everyone is buying spy, the holdings themselves rise together generating price inefficiency, because not everything deserves the value incease. Its why i believe there is a balance between active and passive managment. [/INST] Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same.
[INST] Is he having a stroke here? [/INST] yes, one every 4 seconds
[INST] >to sprinkle PCP in his morning coffee make it meth and youve got yourself a deal [/INST] *Adderall. Just as good
[INST] The government will literally never cut spending or increase taxes because whoever is responsible for it won't get reelected. The only time it will happen is when the future repercussions are both close enough (within 4 years) and large enough (massive recession) that the government will take action to get their shit under control. And when they do that, they're going to have to both raise taxes and cut spending. So yeah, everything really is going to shit. [/INST] Maybe. Unless there are actual Congress critters who only care about populism. If a bunch of bernie Sanders types end up in a tea party position i could reasonably see a massive personal tax on the wealthy.
[INST] I think history has shown us that no past Trump tweet will be in line with any current Trump tweet. It's like his thoughts and ideologies get reset at midnight every day. [/INST] Can we apply TA to his opinions? Like maybe his tweet sentiment would follow Bollinger Bands or something?
[INST] Consider just grabbing some indica gummy bears and chilling with the blue planet 2 set this weekend my dude [/INST] 🤔
[INST] proof or ban [/INST] why not both?
[INST] Triggered trumptards are hilarious. [/INST] I'm long. Are you?
[INST] Not likely. Too much political nonsensory bullcrappings. [/INST] Jobs this friday right?
[INST] Noob here, eli5? [/INST] Thursdays have been red, consecutively, for like 7 months+
[INST] But aren't the more economically successful states democratic in general? Or am I mistaken? [/INST] TX is Repub, but you got CA, and NY as blue and massively successful. All other states are shit-tier.
[INST] > Only in America is a defeatist attitude championed and our leader mocked based solely off raw emotion and political bias. I can't even comprehend how fucking stupid you have to be to believe this. Like you literally have to have a mental deficiency. [/INST] To think that people are easily swayed and subjected to emotions? Nigga that’s called being a human.
[INST] When? [/INST] As soon as you sell, of course!
[INST] About 50K. I didn't go big even. I was joking about that. I'm not too worried. [/INST] RIP
[INST] Yeah the politicians advocating for free college and better wages for teachers are the ones who love the poorly educated. [/INST] But they are not the loudest!
[INST] $5 is enough for the whole week. Just buy oats [/INST] > Just buy oats Do I look like a rich horse to you motherfucker? Another week of Trump being a stable-market-genius and I am going to be eating goddamn [African mud cookies.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ)
[INST] Damn. Legend is absolutely right. I can't believe what high spirits he is in despite getting fucked on that sentence. [/INST] Well when you’re a dick and you break the law that’s kinda what happens. His only problem was he wasn’t rich enough.
[INST] Moron here. Doesn't this mean OP is obligated to sell 200 shares (probably) below market on the 6th? [/INST] Buying options gives you the right, but not the obligation, to buy or sell at the specified strike price. Pretty textbook options stuff. Afaik American options can be exercised at any point but European need to be done in the expiration date.
[INST] Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a sub of successful or at least wannabe successful autist kids. My bad. [/INST] just as successful as our autist president at running the government.
[INST] Kys and livestream it I’ll totally watch bro [/INST] Ok bby
[INST] I have but i don't watch ads. If you mean the static ones that you scroll past those seem pretty useless cuz who stops to look at one. Can you even remember 3 static ads you've seen in the past month? [/INST] Lol. You don't understand marketing . Quit being a smug fsggot
[INST] You are an individual. a Grocery store is a corporation. The two are not in the same class at all. Individuals do not typically trade anything in modern times other than their skills to their employer, for currency. So your analogy just doesn't work. [/INST] Our trade deficit is due to companies trading more cash (for goods) to foreign entities than they are receiving for goods. It's the same with me and the grocery store. That is how it is accurate.
[INST] I didn't realize gifs were so large compared to mp4s [/INST] They are incredibly inefficient. It's why they take so long to load in your browser.
[INST] [don’t forget about the popular crammer bears in NA](https://imgur.com/6ifxfUl) [/INST] The Spectacled Bear is sometimes known as the Andean Bear because they live in the Andes Mountains.
[INST] That's not unfounded. SOP intelligence. [/INST] He is part of the Lew Rockwell, Ron Paul, and Mises Crowd.
[INST] Prove it, then I'll tell you. [/INST] [RIP](https://imgur.com/gallery/aF18A)
[INST] Wait a minute Is using a meme-stock-madness style system the ultimate momentum stock picker? [/INST] We need to have a weekly meme stock madness in order to out perform the market
[INST] Am I the grocery stores biggest customer? I might want to use that leverage if I am smart. Is the leverage worth billions? I think it's worth getting down to brass tacks. [/INST] Don't try to reason with these people, it's overrun by people from defaults that don't understand that China has been fighting globalism with protectionist policies for decades.
[INST] Trump would be like '5 minutes?! But I'm mad *now*' [/INST] They'd be like sorry sir maybe you got weak ass wi-fi in the office.
[INST] Naw they r dirty Jews just like the rest of us. “Neutral” is the excuse they use to launder money from both sides [/INST] *Mountain Jews to be precise
[INST] Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? If you think this is all going south short things. No? Oh, so you just hate Trump and can't think with* your wallet and instead think with your emotions. [/INST] With how it's been going I'm glad I sold when I did
[INST] Haha ok fag. [/INST] Bezos isnt a success? How many BKs has he had. How does Trump’s swamp ass taste?
[INST] I bought the 6/15 $10 and $5 they are pretty reasonable at $3ish and $1.20 ish [/INST] i have 2.5 4/20 lmao
[INST] Bought calls at the open before this fine piece of literature was published. [/INST] Aaaaand its down....wait now its up, down again, up!, Down, down down UPPPP
[INST] good move better hope it isn't a 7 layer dip [/INST] > better hope it isn't a 7 layer dip This is the best description of Micron I've ever heard, yet I've made a ton of money on it.
[INST] Basically flatline [/INST] more like squiggly line?
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[INST] America can shop around and buy shitty goods elsewhere. China is over extended and needs us to not fall into another recession. China is going to stop buying our services and luxury goods? [/INST] Yeah, like from where?
[INST] Shorted at $161, just closed for $2300 profit. https://imgur.com/BHkQya1 [/INST] Paper trader. GTFO
[INST] You know what's funny? [It's in the top 10 of stocks bought today by Fidelity members](https://i.imgur.com/oYO8PCH.png) Literal fucking sheep. Jesus christ it makes me so angry how dumb people are. [/INST] Greater fool theory. As long as some other faggot will pay more than you did then iss all good fam
[INST] I'm not surprised every time I hear of this guy it's like he fucked up another play why would people give him money? [/INST] literally from the article >Since its 2004 start through 2017, Pershing Square returned 494%, after fees, more than double the S&P 500’s return over the same period. He's had a few bad trades which incidentally were some of his most public ones. Measured over his career, he's still an excellent money manager.
[INST] Very! Not sure if I want to throw money at calls though even if there are that many more shorts to squeeze out. Eventually this shit will turn south and I don't want to be holding bags. Hell of a move if you got in early though. [/INST] Looking at the last few days, a 'safe' option could be to play the short squeeze at open every day and sell around 10-10:15am, while holding a generally short position. Works till it doesn't, I guess. My shorts are fucked today.
[INST] > 5 CLDR 4/20 $20 Put - In 4/02 9:38 AM @$0.65. Out 4/04 9:45 AM @$6.40. +$2,875.00 / +885% um. what? [/INST] **5 CLDR 4/20 $20 PUT - IN 4/02 9:38 AM @$0.65. OUT 4/04 9:45 AM @$6.40. +$2,875.00 / +885%**
[INST] Ding ding. Me too tho [/INST] So what do we do?? I want in on this spectrum
[INST] > 5/11@59 C, 5/11@49 P that's a strangle https://imgur.com/a/JSZVb EDIT: so, you have a 30% chance of making at lest $0.01. the stock needs to be at 45 or less, or 62 or more for any profit. current: $50.42 [/INST] What trading platform is that?
[INST] He doesn't understand. [/INST] You have to understand
[INST] yesterday 9:30 AM. [/INST] I got a few yesterday SPY $335 3/2019 calls for .23
[INST] how do I short human futures [/INST] BOTZ
[INST] Went up on MU puts and took a fisting with Twitter calls [/INST] Better than taking a plug and a ball gag from that monstrosity that is Facebook, amirite gang?
[INST] Yeah that's true of any index product, not just ETFs. But the relative prices will stay the same. [/INST] Yes, but beta/volatility would be affected by the volume of the etf.
[INST] Can confirm, bought at 9.60 watched that shit sink near 9.00 and HERE WE GO TODAY BABY [/INST] Riding the train straight to earnings!
[INST] Only way that is possible is if you have a bunch of swing trading idiots who have done no DD trying to catch a rebound and start pumping it but after that 10-k this will certainly make it under 5 soon enough. [/INST] holy sheeetttt. Holding these puts
[INST] Oh, without doubt, but not because I think people should be treated fairly when it comes to breaking the law. I’m just an asshat. [/INST] We are all asshats on this blessed sub
[INST] Average price target is still like $75 One analyst out of 21 has a sell [/INST] You know OP is screwed when you're consoling him with analyst recos. But, eight out of ten dentists approve!
[INST] As soon as you say oversold, you’re speculating, which is fair. But Tesla will go bankrupt and it will die. Only a matter of when. [/INST] I guess our bank accounts will find out
[INST] Martin is a martyr, the wsb lord and savior. Sacrificed himself for our gainz [/INST] We should establish a mail fan club
[INST] European beta males. Long MU [/INST] His dainty fingers didn’t completely depress the 1 key. It’s all a big misunderstanding over a typo. He meant $135.
[INST] 🤔 Cause this company does not trade rationally. Out for 400% gain [/INST] Was thinking about you and hoping you held as this ripped to the moon today, solid play mang!
[INST] Fuck Hilary's rusty cunt [/INST] Chill bruh. You might get 7 years for this comment.
[INST] Nasty woman. Sad! [/INST] # #LockHerUp
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[INST] Hmmmmmmm [/INST] Give it time young padawan
[INST] Wait, how do you short yourself? [/INST] Life insurance
[INST] He thought he could joke about a political candidate without getting thrown in jail [/INST] He wound up in jail because he did some shady stuff and then did everything possible to sabotage himself. Can you imagine if Kathy Griffin has been on trial when she did her little stunt?
[INST] Even if you are trading european options, you still have the same rights. It is just the difference if you can execute/sell them anytime (american) or at the expiration date only (european) [/INST] You are right. I got the two confused. thank you
[INST] Idk that’s why I asked [/INST] eat eggs do pushups
[INST] Good point. Someone on Mars could’ve posted quicker. Literally. [/INST] Even spaceman?
[INST] Im looking forward to t_d mental gymnastics, this should be entertaining. [/INST] Ok, let's say I'm a stupid faggot. How is losing money by delivering for Amazon better than not losing money for not delivering for Amazon?
[INST] i have 2.5 4/20 lmao [/INST] Shit man good luck.
[INST] You still holding? [/INST] No I got out before the end of the year. I just think it is a house of cards ready to fall
[INST] # #LockHerUp [/INST] **EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE RULE OF LAW**
[INST] $TQQQ @ $144 $RUSL @ $58 [/INST] Nice work
[INST] Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [/INST] Ayyyyy lmao
[INST] you do know what sub we are on right. this is a bet, not a investing decision. [/INST] Options are a bet.
[INST] “I call it a trade coalition of the willing. With plenty of blackjack, hookers and blow. I think everybody in the world knows that China has not played by the rules for many years.” - Kudlow So excited! We haven’t had a proper coalition of the willing for like a decade [/INST] Is Kudlow *our guy*?
[INST] And the fact that their revenue has *fallen* in a massive bull market [/INST] Oi vey
[INST] Great question. No idea. [/INST] > two days in the past week there have been 1.5MM+ orders for well over the current ask which have spurred runs > you would buy shares at market price and exercise at your put price to whoever wrote the options. not rocket science. there will always be a seller you may just get fucked with a spike on people buying to exercise their options
[INST] yup, dont understand why people only play one side of the trade BULLshit [/INST] Probably because its a bull market, and you have better odds trading with the trend than against it.
[INST] Funny thing is that there was a consensus around the unfairness of Chinese trade parctices 18 months ago [/INST] We agreed that china was a currency manipulator, trump failed to act. Oh how quickly we forget. Trade deficits is a more complex topic.
[INST] Are you saying that now is a good time to invest in rope? [/INST] You're onto something I think.
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[INST] Does that make me the greatest fool since I keep losing money? [/INST] somebody has to
[INST] 494% returns since 2004 btw [/INST] Yeah the guy was a titan in the industry. Sad to see how far he's fallen tbh. It's going to take more than a break out year to regain investor confidence though.
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[INST] Barchart rates it 100% buy right now. [/INST] Robinhood didn’t tell me to buy it though.
[INST] Aren't I pretty much getting $0 back from the time anyway since it expires tomorrow? [/INST] No one buys an option the day it expires
[INST] That sounded more clever in your head than it did on the page. [/INST] Someone was burned... Want some Neosporin for that?