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[INST] U were defending the supposedly 'conservative' POS sub that we were talking about. You can't b on both sides buddy. [/INST] It's called being a libertarian lmao what the fuck how utterly dumb are you
[INST] As a $RAD bagholder, he should buy $RAD. [/INST] RAD is done. They sold the stores to WAG and Albertsons is getting the rest
[INST] and rental properties in denver are basically a license to print money, especially if he bought in 2002. that's cold hard cash in your pocket every month. [/INST] for real. the value of denver property has skyrocketed. My buddy's property practically doubled in the last 5 years
[INST] think foursquare but for goats [/INST] Lmfao
[INST] F U N K Y T O W N [/INST] F U N D A Y A T T H E F A I R
[INST] Or historical volatility [/INST] oh right that's a thing
[INST] yes my $spy 1 dollar call expired and I lost everything. [/INST] Yeah, SPY isn’t very liquid bro
[INST] The entirety of musk's net worth is in TSLA stock. There is no Paypal money left to save him. He has a $500 million credit line with Morgan Stanley so he can live the billionaire lifestyle without selling his shares. [/INST] Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY!
[INST] Minimum. [/INST] how many in the pink?
[INST] Can you please sell me some for $60 then? [/INST] Sure I'll sell you some in 2019 for $60.
[INST] How long was he in the slammer for? [/INST] I think that carries a minimum 3 year sentence
[INST] I met the CEO. Decent guy who worked with the big hedge boys (also the deceased); Bear Stearns, Merryl, Lehman. Connections with JPM, C and even AAPL. [/INST] i own some $AAPL does that mean i have connections with them?
[INST] that means I should buy puts. [/INST] Probably...but what if I buy puts too?
[INST] Solid DD, like you're mom's huge tits [/INST] I was raised by two dads faggot.
[INST] Yes [/INST] Cool
[INST] Fuck. It takes a very special kind of person to buy 5.3% Junk bonds from a company which makes negative profits just as rates are expected to rise. Still yielding only 8%, plenty of room to fall even further. Does this mean that the preorder free money well is completely dry? If so, TSLAQ. [/INST] If you have a few million dollars and a good lawyer, you might want to consider a distressed debt play on $TSLA. That would be interesting an interesting WSB post.
[INST] No I can sell sooner if it's ITM (in the money). I just let it expire if it's not. I am not selling anything. Just straight buying puts and calls. I bought a 3 day (or weekly) VXX call (not smart, don't do that unless ur sure) yesterday at open. Sold today at high for 100% profit. Didn't want to roll the dice tomorrow and the time eats away gains. Theta time decay. Not sure how that works enough to explain. It's Greek to me. [/INST] So you saying op is retarded?!
[INST] Of my loans? Here are some of my short ITM puts on TSLA. https://i.imgur.com/vuga0ie.png [/INST] wow lmao. sorry
[INST] hard to do considering there aren't too many other companies taking on similar ventures, and consistently losing billions of dollars. [/INST] snap fulfills the second part
[INST] Nah most quote on the fund size basis so $25m was probably the fund size and it's up to ~$40m. [/INST] What?
[INST] You are one of the elders. Im sure you know who to talk to in order to make this possible. [/INST] Truly slobbering every knob you can eh?
[INST] Wassu [/INST] I looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee.............. BEETCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!!!!!
[INST] Preferably FDs [/INST] FDs ride you buddy
[INST] When after hours trading hits [/INST] Jokes on you I only have 3 Microsoft options in my portfolio. MEGA DIVERSIFICATION.
[INST] I would never go short on the United States of America. [/INST] G'head and crack open one of the many buds you have chilling in your fridge.
[INST] No, been there done that. $10 5/18 this time. [/INST] I may join you depends on how it perform tmr
[INST] What exactly about amzn constitutes their stock almost doubling in the span of a year? [/INST] Things
[INST] It's too late [/INST] Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble.
[INST] My campaign promises to make WSB great again: - Hire an Indian dude to write me a bot for removing shit posts and garbage. - Stop the fuck up from spamming discord links. Noone gives a shit about some low level chatroom. - Some weekly threads for young niggas to ask questions and shit. - More mixtapes. \#Vote4nigga [/INST] Sounds like a solid vote
[INST] https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g19605464/best-cars-2018/ [/INST] Who cares about a review of the Model 3? They can’t make them profitably. The recalls will glorious.
[INST] i wish i had fuck you money so i could exercise deep otm options at expiration just to fuck with whoever is holding the other side of my trade [/INST] Give them free money?
[INST] I mean that was literally that guys username before he was banned [/INST] He’s a mod now. He’s needs to be able to deal with the dicks on this sub, especially people that make a lot in the market. They tend to be arrogant sons of bitches. I know because I am one of them. Would post trades if I didn’t work in PWM and wouldn’t be fired for posting, but I wouldn’t have this sick flair either. P.S. I ❤️ the mods.
[INST] IF I KNEW WHAT LOGIC WAS I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST 85% HEYOOO [/INST] Proof or gtfo
[INST] You can short stock. Options are not available yet tho. Takes a few weeks. [/INST] Who are you going to borrow from?
[INST] LOL. I was up $1 and now I'm down $2 on an AMD call. What a time to be alive. [/INST] Riveting amounts of money involved right here. Let's have claps for AMD stock volatility!
[INST] God I want one so bad. [/INST] It's a glorified torch in an airsoft-gun frame, you autist. You can buy 1-3 real life guns for the price of this BBQ toy in the greatest country on earth if you want an actual tool of destruction instead of a Numale collectable
[INST] Worstest Worstest News: I don't have a wife. I don't have anyone. [/INST] hey dont be like that! im sure your debt collectors will be at your funeral.
[INST] He has sillicon valley on speed dial if he wished it. [/INST] Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week.
[INST] Did you just Jinx it? I mean with so much cash bleeding, I wouldn't be surprised if there *is* some kind of creative accounting going on. Edit: Remember *The Producers*, no one cares if it's going to be a flop... which Tesla might turn out to be when reading the REEEEEEEEs on r/teslamotors [/INST] I definitely buy in to the conspiracy that TSLA funnels a *lot* of money into SpaceX. Don't forget [TSLA is under investigation by the SEC](https://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/mobility/2017/12/15/report-tesla-sec-investigation/108638994/)
[INST] Hook a bro up [/INST] Ask Donnie. He has done it bigly.
[INST] Why? I’m fine, nothing expiring until July. I held b/t $37-42 for months, $55 ain’t sheet [/INST] **Serious Question** Marty, how's your MU looking now?
[INST] Looks like $262 is a real possibility. [/INST] I think we close above 262, maybe 263 if we can.
[INST] At this rate he’s bound for testicular cancer before Dow hits 25k again. [/INST] It's called edging... look it up
[INST] My man [/INST] That’s a girl
[INST] The entire market is fucked due to our supreme leader. But its also clear that the market is filled with Dumb asses who are STILL FUCKING SELLING. Keep selling idiots. There is a reason why he got elected president. [/INST] Keep your bullshit politics to yourself faggot
[INST] That accent does not inspire confidence...hard to believe it took this long for people to realize that company is a complete fucking scam [/INST] YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THIS IS FINTECH COMPANY THIS IS PROFITABLE COMPANY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND
[INST] Don't give the admins any ideas. Last thing we need is to securitize karma. [/INST] How the fuck are you not banned yet gtfo nerd
[INST] All that would amount to is another Twitter account called the 'RealREALDonaldTrump'. [/INST] It would be totally worth it if it forced him to change his username to that.
[INST] More like RapeSmelly amirite Cmon it’s rallying. Deploy the shorts before my dad creeps up behind you [/INST] Oh Your dad already got banged twice from behind, because unfortunately I had SPY calls before! So Rally on up! it doesn't matter!! https://imgur.com/PmHCErU
[INST] Didn't Soros buy a fuckload of it like a year ago? [/INST] I believe so
[INST] Quit being a bitch and buy the dip. Trump is only creating buying opportunities. He isn’t going to tank the market. [/INST] I need him to talk more shit so we can get a real dip. Right now we're only back to the price of late January.
[INST] Goodbye. [/INST] Hello.
[INST] If you have less than 25k in a cash account, you’ll be PDT after a certain number of day trades within 5 trading days. I know, because it just hit me. Different brokerages have different limits but RH now has me on 90 day, day trade ban. I can still trade overnight though. [/INST] It's 3 day trades allowed, then your account gets restricted. Same for every brokerage, since it's a [FINRA Rule.](http://www.finra.org/investors/day-trading-margin-requirements-know-rules)
[INST] reeeee [/INST] No joke tho Look into the BILI IPO. I think it’s a winner You can’t lose if you invest in companies with 2D mascots right?
[INST] But my credit is so bad I can't even get a credit card from my bank I've been with for almost 10+yrs. [/INST] I’ll send you some capital. But in order to verify your identity, send me next month’s rent. I’ll then reverse said transaction of course.
[INST] Noone cares that you're vegan faggot [/INST] Lmao
[INST] Maybe he will share his secrets and I can get my house back [/INST] If he was buying strangles maybe
[INST] The guy just isn't good with women. Then there's this: http://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-attended-notorious-silicon-valley-party-left-early-2018-1 [/INST] No wonder he’s become Nerd Jesus.
[INST] Eyyyyyyy boi, today was a bit better huh? I bought some more SGMO at around $18. [/INST] Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY.
[INST] Well in that case don't bet against the investment bank that is $MS. They know their shit. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF? JEWS DONT AROUND FUCK WITH MONEY! [/INST] What are Salomon Brothers, LTCM, Lehman Brothers, and Bear Stearns, Alex?
[INST] What? [/INST] **Most quote on the fund size basis so $25m was probably the fund size and it's up to ~$40m.**
[INST] Not too late. Buy in now S&P is good price and fundamentals are strong in our economy. Hold it for years. Don’t day trade, that’s where you get in trouble. [/INST] Agreed. Nice uptick today. turns out we were right. Virtual five!
[INST] I've been a bag holder since $90. Almost all in a Roth. Not selling until I'm 65 years old. [/INST] FaCeBoOk Is ThE nExT mYsPaCe
[INST] >Nice. Needs more jpegs [There you go!](http://morejpeg.com/Image/View/d1bc3965-7f33-e811-80f0-9d5eaea625ba) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot [/INST] Oh now I see!
[INST] No because he trained his successors well. They have made good plays like kmi and Apple [/INST] I guess that makes sense given how long-term he thinks
[INST] Simple — I’m long when it moves up and short when it moves down. That’s how you make money, fucknugget [/INST] Ummmmmmmmm but
[INST] I do it on my US treasury ETF, sell them OTM enough that it's unlikely to get called away and if it does it means I made enough between then and now to make it worthwhile. Plus being the actual holder means I'm entitled to the dividends. I usually pick low IV dividend stocks for this but that's mostly because it's what makes up the basis for my account minimums. [/INST] I have enough shell to do this, i am tempted to write then although the demand is low
[INST] He did. Why else is here? [/INST] Fatality
[INST] This stock taught me a few lessons: 1) The importance of having a chunk of cash waiting around for the right call 2) The importance of waiting for the bottom to start falling out before buying puts [/INST] > 2) The importance of waiting for the bottom to start falling out before buying puts Meaning that you don't buy puts or short sell stock upon finding a shit company that you think is overvalued, but rather keep an eye on it and once it starts to fall then jump into action? Makes sense if so. I've been burned a couple times on jumping the gun - something something market stay irrational longer than you stay solvent right?
[INST] wtf all in $AMZN for finding novel correlations where they did not exist before [/INST] Cage for the front, bulb for the back
[INST] This is an ambitious undertaking on my part; I have never done a NoFap challenge on this scale so it will be poorly done at first. Once I hit my stride I will be able to seamlessly provide updates on my cock's inaction [/INST] I made it to 120 days once....once. Let's compare how well you trade once your brain expands beyond it's biological drives and achieves nirvana.
[INST] Just looking at the 5 year chart for TQQQ why don't we see any massive drops in its structure? I'm sure QQQ has had a few really down days right? Just confused why the chart indicates TQQQ's leverage hasnt messed up it's performance long term. [/INST] Because it started after the 08 crash lmao ? Worst 1 day loss at best was probably like 30% for tqqq in the last 10 years
[INST] On reddit he can literally only do the Ama on the t_d subreddit so his audience is very limited. He's probably only able to reach like 10000 people at once [/INST] He had a bigger audience than the entire platform could handle. Took down the servers
[INST] I shorted and made over 3k so far. Very thankful for that post for making me look into it and pull the trigger [/INST] Nice dude! I only got one $22.5 4/20 put for $160 because I’m long only most of the time and was too afraid of potential manipulation. Only worth $755 last time I checked, but that’s 371.87% gain. Thinking about gathering evidence for the SEC, buying more puts, then submitting a report to them so $LFIN gets delisted and I sell at par. Proof of my tiny return: https://imgur.com/a/NNsDl It could have been so much bigger😢
[INST] Nahh see I came to this sub for the risky investment ideas! But I guess all in on $TQQQ is just dumb not risky. [/INST] no TQQQ is not dumb, it's just that this sub is having an identity crisis right now, so most people posting a'int from around here.
[INST] It’s low yeah but not sure what that has to do with this? [/INST] They've been noted on Nasdaq for 34 years now, when do you think it stops being a growth company and starts transitioning to pay a dividend of ~10%-20% of the profit? Outside of MU being a memestock, their low PE and them making chips, I have no idea of their situation.
[INST] I feel like there's a non-zero chance they'd lie or fudge the numbers just to avoid the calamity of another production miss. [/INST] Too many barriers to lying, Sarbanes-Oxley would put Mr. Musk in jail. PwC, their auditor, is big four. I’ve heard stories from vets what it was like in the Enron days. The partners and senior auditors def don’t want to end up like Arthur Andersen. Just do cash flow analysis yourself. TSLA about to die, and Elon won’t be liable for it. He tried, but he couldn’t be CEO at two companies. Pretty obvious he chose SpaceX.
[INST] Robinhood FREEEE [/INST] Lucky bastarda. Fk Canada
[INST] The entire stock market is a huge pump and dump scheme. We all just hope to make some tendies along the way. [/INST] Are you joking? I can’t tell. Got to have superior information to win.
[INST] Ok. [/INST] Thank you good sir, the world needed this
[INST] why was jartek even demodded [/INST] I'm pretty sure I can't be demodded by anyone.
[INST] Dealt with it ok though. I called the wrong direction today, but dropped the future short, and held my Short shares on Spy incase it wants to go back, but my 4 little measly calls saved the day. https://imgur.com/JjgLy1y [/INST] Big strength holding the 200 and shorts needing to cover EOM. Was a recipe for a squeeze today. Shoulda loaded more calls.
[INST] Oversold on the daily? Overbought on the 5 minute. Edit: yeah that was fairly predictable as it bounced off of $160. More of a question now of whether they make this bull run real or if day traders keep selling off. [/INST] Wouldn't we all like to know..
[INST] Checks the cash burn rate. Pretty sure they aren’t making money [/INST] They DO make a gross profit on every car off the line though. We don't want Tesla to make a NET profit. We want them to spend as much as humanly possible to become a behemoth in cars, energy, and storage. Vertical integration and hypergrowth investment. It's a thing of beauty.
[INST] Ford wouldn’t... that’s just a pipe dream. Another company surely would if TSLA don’t get its shit together. [/INST] Who in this space exactly can afford a $50-$60B acquisition? And what makes you think Elon Musk, who owns 22% of the outstanding shares and together with his family and allies owns about half the voting shares, would ever vote to sell? Come on now. You're smarter than this.
[INST] 47.83% and climbing. Mine expire 5/4 so I have some time and it's a pretty small position. [/INST] Ditto. 1 Contract, $80P 5/18 so plenty of time for theta to bleed me dry or this thing to tank back to its previous share price. At $100 for the contract I'm not too concerned, just had $4.1K in SPY calls expire worthless so ... yeah.
[INST] Robinhood has stupid in-house restrictions. One being the fact that even in your margin account if you sell stocks from overnight holds you can't daytrade with that cap. Not the PDT or fed regulation it's just RH. Also they don't allow options trading with cash accounts. which sucks because T+1 settlement commission free would skewer the 'competitive' pricing of brokers like TW [/INST] Yeah honestly fuck robinhood. TW let's me day trade & lose my money and theirs all I want
[INST] Ask him for a reading list (books) and what he reads (news, blogs, etc.) [/INST] This. And also the best place for steak.
[INST] Gainz are gainz brah. You're still better off by virtue of making the trade unlike me. [/INST] gains are gains, just be stoked you didnt lose. Pigs get slaughtered.
[INST] Thanks brosef. I can't believe I'm actually learning stuff on r/wsb [/INST] yeah unsubbed
[INST] I did watch it, it still didn't explain how some po'-ass fry cook could afford the monthly cash flow. [/INST] the loans and the banks
[INST] Damn straight. Elon could get 1 billion dollars in financing in a week. [/INST] Is this the kind of DD we are working with on $tsla? You goons are fucked.
[INST] Sure was. Shorts holding Sangamo down. My bullshit price target is $40 by EOY. [/INST] Yea that'd be nice. They've got some promising results already, it'd be good to see them have a decent rest of the year.
[INST] Lol with your SWCH money? [/INST] I gotta get that updated cause I have 73 shares now!!!
[INST] This means Horowitz (OIG) has subpoena and grand jury power behind him now... Expect a bloodbath of red next week, probably Mon-Thurs e. what a day for AH news, holy fuck [/INST] Can someone else confirm these claims
[INST] Trump happened. [/INST] So this is an example of how TQQQ could fuck me lol
[INST] This is literally like any automotive recalls. Make an appointment at the dealer or service center, drop off your car for 1-3 hours, and you're good to go. My Acura had a similar recall like this a few months ago. Baddabing baddaboom Should have no material impact whatsoever. [/INST] Yeah, it's not like a blender where they refund you.
[INST] You know what happened in 2001, right?! [/INST] Was that the .com bubble? Also, I don’t think TQQQ was around in 2001.
[INST] yolo would be all in TQQQ OTM but i hear you. good luck, if it hits your 261 or less we're both \#winning [/INST] Well shit, I didn't think of that
[INST] FB is gonna be dead in 15 years. [/INST] Bro Instagram is the shit tits