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[INST] puts lol star wars opening day was in top 5 of all time bro [/INST] Who am I kidding. The reason I cancelled is to have extra for food next month. LoL Puts are off-limit.
[INST] Does this apply to all things in life? Should I be inversing my daily life, like instead of getting fucked in the ass I should be doing the fucking? Let me know thanks 🙏 [/INST] 'Screaming rapist says Robinhood made him do it.'
[INST] I gotta clean my room and do dishes and shit [/INST] Shiiiet tough life, son
[INST] yeah okay, quarter earnings, full self driving is going to be released, battery day, start selling in china, i could keep going. [/INST] Wonder why Tesla is drilling rn
[INST] They have any catalysts coming up we should be aware of [/INST] Not that I'm aware of. Earnings is after options day in February, so it's smooth sailing. Damn, work interfering with trading, so I only sold at $2.11
[INST] I wanted to fight that guy [/INST] Yeah he was a dick. You can’t judge someone’s intellectual ability based on where they get their haircut or the fact that they don’t wear shoes, that’s just pompous as fuck
[INST] Think we’re gonna have a pull back and then maybe green Monday. But hopefully 420 soon [/INST] Can you keep it at $400 for me please?
[INST] On the calls? Idc about those now, I just want to know if my thoughts on the strangle would be smart or dumb? I didn’t lose much [/INST] Are you talking the 1 week out options? Or the ones expiring today? For the 1w options, which I saw priced at 0.48, you need a 2% move to make money, and earnings aren't until Jan. Put to call ratio is 0.24. I'd bail on the puts altogether and get a Jan bull call spread instead Edit: Feb expiry.
[INST] you probably made bank today with them puts eh? [/INST] He said he was SELLING 410 puts. Which to my knowledge would mean he was bullish on Tesla going up.
[INST] What would be the catalyst? [/INST] Your mom’s amateur peloton porn going viral
[INST] I see a pullback. Even for an AMD ultra bull like myself, this is getting dumb. No significant news or change in fundamentals, just a buncha pigs trying to get in for a quick buck and FOMO [/INST] It'll probably fall on earnings next month like it always does when the stock gets too far ahead of itself.
[INST] There's no way they actually let him talk to world leaders. [/INST] They definitely let him. It’s why he got impeached
[INST] I'm retarded but I want to get some longer dated calls [/INST] +1
[INST] You’re right. Feeling better now. Was scared I got hepatitis B from all the massages I got while in Vietnam. [/INST] Prolly got super AIDs or its isomer exceptional AIDs
[INST] Of course, so many things where I lack. [/INST] like investing?
[INST] I made this account original to post pictures of my dick on gay subreddits (I'm straight), thats why its NSFW :D [/INST] U should do a hybrid of dicks and ta .. u could like make instructional videos and use ur dick as the pointer, or better yet wave it around like a conductor .. to my knowledge wsb is the only other homosexual stock community im aware of so you prob won’t have a lot of competition in the field
[INST] Check the 5Y chart. The upside is massive. [/INST] Their tender offer during the buyout mania was 4 dollars a share for about 4500 stores.That failed. They sold half the stores. and then did a 20-1 reverse split. That would value the current company at 40 dollars a share if you just split it in half. Which factors out their pharmacy fulfillment business that they retained.
[INST] how do i make money on the sidewise [/INST] Sell both of your kidneys.
[INST] lollll i think you’re gonna rip. when’s the expiration? [/INST] Almost certainly today
[INST] Imo there's gonna be a real nice correction in 2020 [/INST] I completely agree... we're due for it!
[INST] what do you mean up? [/INST] Just dumb luck. Probably gonna lose everything the longer I play 👍
[INST] Yeah I expect us to continue to melt up. 3250 to 3300 is my target. Going long vol at this point is only smart [/INST] My SPY puts expiring in January say a drop lol. Will see what happens. But I’ll be buying SPY puts over the next 3 months. Maybe I’ll get lucky in a month
[INST] Do you use any protection like put spreads? [/INST] On index funds I have to use a spread. If I have enough cash for naked puts on stocks then I do that.
[INST] I've seen a lot of people say they hate the WeBull UI. [/INST] It's not great, but it has graphs!
[INST] we didn't win this one :( [/INST] No we did not. I rolled my calls out to 1/17 though so 1950 by then would be great.
[INST] Boy you are retarded [/INST] nah I'm right, she's trying to fuck with separation of powers here. house had their clown show and voted, now the senate is up at bat
[INST] What fucking planet are you living on that the SPY rallies 200%? [/INST] China US phase 2 talks going well
[INST] Lots of retired folks have self employment income. [/INST] Some do, it is not a huge percentage though. Also, passive income does not count which will deny further investments from a large portion of old peeps.
[INST] >red candle Hi. What would those look like? I don't see any on my SP chart [/INST] What are you even smoking dude? there are plenty of red candles just looke below 1h candles
[INST] Lol I know, but no one would have a counter argument anyways [/INST] They say stuff like the REPO situation isn't a big deal and point to things like the recent jobs numbers to make the point that the economy is just fine and all this recession talk is just doom and gloom BS. I sometimes think there are people on financial subs like /investing and /wsb who have a singular job of preventing certain information/opinions to spread. Note: If one of you people are reading this, where do I apply for this job?
[INST] I am not sure if you are looking for a technical or headline justification of my entries - in case it is a technical, just know that system also takes in data for CL and ES to make RB trading decisions. [/INST] No, just speculating after examining your charts. I do a lot of reverse engineering on systems. CL is key to RB although they trade together in microseconds so can't really make too much use of datafeeds. That said, as I said the CL is very sensitive to technical levels. Everyone piles up hoping to scalp a few ticks. Problem is that when CL blasts through, it really blasts. I'm a flow trader using the DOM along with the algos that I have coded.
[INST] ah, yes. You're correct. I was reading that wrong hastily LOL. I guess you read what you want to read (would have been great 'scalp' for today from open with puts)... [/INST] Didn't enter the position based on the weak open, thankfully 🥰
[INST] No because the past is gone [/INST] Touche
[INST] No way I know someone that works for Microsoft who said they’re releasing a real life sex doll. Good thing we trust and believe everything we read online. [/INST] Too bad the only model looks like bill gates
[INST] Haha. Hating myself at the moment. I am a bit early to be betting against this market. But I’m thinking by March 2020 I’ll be making $ [/INST] Same. I'm not confident enough to go long with options plays. My YTD is wildly volatile because of it.
[INST] Their tender offer during the buyout mania was 4 dollars a share for about 4500 stores.That failed. They sold half the stores. and then did a 20-1 reverse split. That would value the current company at 40 dollars a share if you just split it in half. Which factors out their pharmacy fulfillment business that they retained. [/INST] The P/B ratio is totally retarded. It's 0.6 right now imagine before the big pop.
[INST] Man, $10K on options that are more than 100% OTM [/INST] and only 6x return on them.. Crazy IV there.
[INST] Do you expect me to use a literature level English in WSB? But no, not the first language. Does it really matter? [/INST] I expected an MLA paper, 1.5 point font and double spaced and i didnt get it
[INST] Ever bought nice furniture? Hand made furniture is extremely expensive when made out of quality hardwood. [/INST] ..so? What stock do you want me to buy? Who is making money off these millions of people spending on hardwood closets?
[INST] Doesn't really matter if you think it shouldn't be worth $70 billion. The only thing that matters for your investment choices is if you think it **will** be worth $70 billion. [/INST] Aka pie in the sky investing vs fundamental investing.
[INST] Bought at $6.6 sold at $20.9 so almost $1500 but they’re trading at $45 now.. Edit: realized they were $360C [/INST] A win is a win, take it and keep moving
[INST] Pfft. Who needs a charger with gains like that. Buy a new phone [/INST] You could easily buy a new flagship phone every day for a year with those gains
[INST] I mean, anything really. If you are new to options, please don't play weeklies. Buy something a bit further out. Give yourself some room. [/INST] Much appreciated dood😎
[INST] I FOMO'd into some bull put spreads this morning that are nearing max loss lol... [/INST] legally changing my name to Max Loss☠🍑
[INST] Options held under a year are treated as ordinary income rather than capital gains [/INST] Ah thank you... didn't know options are treated diff than stocks.
[INST] $GM. Chads drive Chevys. [/INST] Correct, Bretts drive $F
[INST] 1/17 lmao 😂 I just hate holding over the weekend because I’m a 🐓 [/INST] Hold, I sold my 12/27 for like 45% gains and bought some 329c 1/21 and 325c 1/08. 321 is the floor.
[INST] You are srsly fucking retarded. I just told you to buy, you would have made som quick cash my guy but w/e stay broke homie [/INST] I'd be up like $100 and be risking a lot more than that on a late selloff/profit taking. Yea, no thanks.
[INST] 22mm? don't think so bud. [/INST] https://www.tweaktown.com/news/69158/14nm-shortage-bad-intel-reviving-22nm-cpu-2013/index.html
[INST] SPY won gold medals in every event at the special olympics without even entering, but it's about to get pinched for doping [/INST] SPY sweeping the AVN awards in all categories!!
[INST] Is the short squeeze cancelled? Asking for a friend balls deep in calls $35 1/17. [/INST] Looks that’s way. I’m still waiting...
[INST] Doomed to be forever flat? [/INST] 1. low-to-no growth in developed markets 2. permanently suppressed credit conditions (rates at or near zero indefinitely) 3. deficit spending and central bank stimulus fails to restore growth 4. low inflation 5. corporate credit bubble implosion stalls halfway, propped up by nationalization and/or central bank credit infusion, resulting in a surfeit of zombie companies on permanent life support
[INST] rofl tfw when you don't actually trade and get upset people don't like your intentionally ambiguous and usually inaccurate posts [/INST] His posts are fucking trash. He’s a paper trader?
[INST] I mean... isn't the Fed in the process of creating another financial crisis in the form of a giant corporate debt bubble...? Hell, we saw last year that rate hikes alone will take us there. [/INST] Yeah but we had rate increases combined with a lot of trade uncertainty. That's a good point though, it'll be interesting to see how things play out in 2020/2021
[INST] Absolutely agree with this. The emotional aspect is just a state. You then have to worry about Greed, Fear, Hope and Regret. All these psychological states need to be checked or else you’ll blow your account over nothing. [/INST] Fear is my biggest one. Keeps me in check but then I get emotionally charged over not being riskier greedier and making more money. Go figure
[INST] Leverage has worked really well for me. I started using robinhood gold since they first added it. Because my account was so small. Had like 10k in it at one point and was using like 15-20k of margin to buy shares. I was only adding like 1k a month so for that first year or two my account was in the low to mid 5 digits while I was using margin to high ten my exposure. This was before Robinhood added options and before I understood what options were [/INST] You definitely high tenned your exposure.
[INST] Yeah not looking forward to tax season lol. Thankfully most of this is unrealized gains and capital gains when I do sell so I don’t have to pay income tax on most of it. But my recent option plays are gonna be taxed as income. [/INST] Unrealized gains aren't gain, my 'tard.
[INST] Put credit spreads because of the low volatility. OPEC is going to reevaluate cuts in March so oil likely to float up until then. It's been pretty resilient so far [/INST] So I've been researching this, are you selling OTM puts? I see like a $7 credit on 40-something risk for two weeks out.
[INST] This didn't age well [/INST] Nope! Check [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Biotechplays/comments/ebwfk2/pti_roundup_post_your_losses/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) out
[INST] You're about 18 years too late on the 'being the first space tourist bit' but yeah, there's really no way to test spacecraft except by sending it. At least they always start with unmanned flights. Or dogs/chimpanzees if we're in the 1950s. [/INST] yeah, the russians were selling flights for awhile, right?
[INST] did wsb just cure aids? [/INST] No, the mods still have it
[INST] Those will print, only takes 5 more points [/INST] Got out with a few tendies, weathered today bc of your confirmation bias so tyty
[INST] I'm going to community college and then to a cheap state school. Only gonna cost me like 25k in total. [/INST] Have fun at university of phoenix
[INST] no, tsla only goes up [/INST] I was pointing out the possibility. As long as we are all observing it. It should hit 420 next Tuesday. Right before Christmas for Elon.
[INST] Cool story though. 👍👍👍 [/INST] Naw, but seriously, don't talk shit about Alphonso. He was Harambe before Harambe was cool.
[INST] Well, my Jan 2020 Puts at $175 strike are not looking good right now. Down 99.7%. Bought them in November 2018 and should've cashed out during the summer drop, but got greedy. [/INST] Wow. You should make a thorough Reddit post so people can learn from this.
[INST] Got any actual numbers? [/INST] Yes, they're all positive.
[INST] U should do a hybrid of dicks and ta .. u could like make instructional videos and use ur dick as the pointer, or better yet wave it around like a conductor .. to my knowledge wsb is the only other homosexual stock community im aware of so you prob won’t have a lot of competition in the field [/INST] flair checks out
[INST] What's the catalyst here? [/INST] 11 million volume in the final minute of trading. WTF.
[INST] Not looking good brother. IV is low, volume is lower than what I would bet on. Also the downward trend . The whole thing to me says not good. I would cash out what you can but I am far from a Financial advisor. I don’t mess with options much besides scalping at work while bored and random lotto plays. [/INST] What's IV?
[INST] For these companies it's basically a tip amount [/INST] It could also be Robinhood's whole operating account
[INST] The only true answer. [/INST] Deal or No Deal
[INST] Can someone make this man a hedge fund manager? [/INST] I've seen hedge funds bloom from equally as retarded theses.
[INST] 'Saving money is for pussies.' - The last 5 Fed Chairpeople [/INST] It's a little less about saving money since you can just print more, rather maintaining it's value.
[INST] That sucks man. Who would've thought playing meme stocks was risky and can end poorly? [/INST] But the analysts said price target 39!
[INST] In-laws dropped off a bottle of macallan sherry oak that is delicious so more of that. [/INST] Never had it but it sounds tasty
[INST] Sell naked [/INST] But like I was saying, I need collateral in the form of 100 stocks or the cash equivalent. For many stocks, that means a lot of capital. Selling a naked put for TSLA means like $35000+ collateral.
[INST] Nope, I should probably look it up then? Edit: LMAO I’ve seen that video, never knew his name though. Didn’t they lose everything on crude oil or something? [/INST] Rogue Wave!
[INST] They have unlimited money? Must have a RH gold account. [/INST] When you can create money out of thin air, yeah, it's unlimited.
[INST] No problem, that being said Deutsche Bank is still trash with lots of issues. So a short position on them wouldn’t be terrible... only downside is they have already fallen a ton so not sure how much they have left to go [/INST] Yea looked at their one year and they’re pretty much rock bottom already
[INST] ? The GPS satellites are already in space. If anything they should have a stronger signal = better navigation [/INST] I mean if you're on the moon, using GPS is pretty useless. It's a system designed for navigating on the earth's surface, not in space.
[INST] They told me I need to come to their embassy for some oil tendies 👀 [/INST] 😂
[INST] It's assigning a negative value and going off of that. So basically it's showing you the price to close the contracts. [/INST] So the total return shown is my actual profits if I were to sell at that price correct? Should I just ignore the credit value at this point?
[INST] you’re being dense, you know what he’s trying to say you bearhole [/INST] That’s it’s not a good idea to buy puts until it is?
[INST] agreed for sure. Thanks for the book tip as well [/INST] Sure. Happy gambling!
[INST] Thanks! Made a video too if anyone is interested to see more info https://youtu.be/LZjjNvwY9Xo [/INST] Lol you even showed your Credit Karma. Love the video update. Now that you are positive and above water, I think it would be a great idea to reduce risk and not take on such huge bets anymore. Losing a great amount and making a comeback that quickly can make traders feel invincible. From a low of about $28k a month ago to $111k today is quite the comeback.
[INST] Long term insider. OP goes to jail for insider trading? [/INST] *cucks quietly from the closet whilst buying $amd calls*
[INST] that happened to sell when you're up? [/INST] I was up on AAPL calls and sold then the SPY play is what took me down.
[INST] might be idiotic question: I've been trading since 2016 and never learned how to report tax cuz it seems way to hard. Do I still own tax if I have spent those incomes? [/INST] You’re good, you just just stumbled upon the “what money? I don’t have any money” loophole
[INST] TSLA till $500 baby [/INST] Till $500? OP's only 18, they'll need something to invest in after next week too.
[INST] I was doing 1 to 3 days dte. Didn't check delta [/INST] Dude no wonder you are getting fucked. Gamma risk is stupidly obscenely high. Didn't check delta? Wow.
[INST] They have micros and mini. /MGC [/INST] Read the liquidity on those aren't good. What say u Capitan?
[INST] No problem - I was surprised when I first drank it but it's pretty fruit forward and nuanced that I would get some more. I think I paid ~$70 which isn't that bad considering most distilleries are having a hard time keeping up with demand. What are you drinking? [/INST] Macallan tonight but with it being cold as hell, I’m digging hot toddys right now.
[INST] Looks that’s way. I’m still waiting... [/INST] We’re with you General🎖 - whether we go to 0 or 10x.
[INST] Don't be jealous, go out and do it [/INST] > Don’t be ~~jealous~~ a pussy, go out and do it
[INST] Next time..if you type a reply.. have the balls to keep it posted and not insta-delete it. [/INST] Huh?
[INST] That’s an advanced move I haven’t tried yet. I was contemplating a 30.5/32.5 on $PTON earlier on the week which would have paid off in the end, or at least looked good enough at open to take profit today. I went a bit too hard on $PTON this week and I’ll dial it back and spread out some more. No need to have one meme stock be my downfall. [/INST] Right there with you. Opened 12/27 31/32’s on Monday and some 1/3 29/30’s today
[INST] I'm short on all positions [/INST] Depending on the position you should be long.
[INST] It’s a circle jerk sub. If it’s not guarding a van or a fucking spider you’re stupid and you should feel bad. r/investing might as well be called r/indexfunds or some other dumb shit. At least we’re honest here and have actual discussions not just “gonna keep buying VOO 😎” or some other weak penis shit [/INST] /r/investing and /r/personalfinance are such defeatist ass subs “Hey guys im excited about going on vaca-“ “HAVE. YOU. MAXED. OUT. YOUR. 401k?”
[INST] I only started making money on options when I began setting trailing and occasionally fixed stop losses. It took my profitable trade ratio from like 30% to 90% It’s slower money but waaaaaay more reliable [/INST] Can you set trailing/fixed stops on RH for options, or stocks only?