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[INST] I sold my $60 calls for 380% profit on Friday with the plan to wait for the dip this week and buy more $65 calls. Drunk me bought 120 $65 calls last Friday, and sure enough, now the dip I was waiting for is here:/ [/INST] 65$ calls exp 01/17?
[INST] Still down $12k since the peak last october, but up $52k since the valley last December 😅😅😅 [/INST] That’s the glass half full attitude that I like to see, not too bad but still ouch. Very ouch
[INST] Just remember - no teeth 🦷🦷🦷 [/INST] Where?
[INST] Great country to short shipping stocks [/INST] And piracy! Short MAERSK-B
[INST] Why not but puts for the dip? [/INST] Big brain time
[INST] ABUS off of that one guys DD? [/INST] ABUS because I had it on my watch list on RH. Best DD.
[INST] Dudes gonna win it all back, just wait [/INST] !remindme heat death of the universe
[INST] Just because I let Mr. Market have my ass doesn’t mean I’m gay [/INST] That's slightly gay
[INST] True in general, but LEAPs bought this summer are up +1,000% and more ... [/INST] I bought some Jan 2021 $200C for $65 lol
[INST] What delta do you usually go for? [/INST] Depends on trade type and context. No clear cut answer.
[INST] QE is good for gold and silver [/INST] I want to believe
[INST] Yeah I see that, disappoint 200 dollar lost for me. My guess it was already priced in before we got the contacts so the stock will trade sideways all day [/INST] Yep. Screw Baird... would have been nothing but hype if they hadn't chimed in. I just got out for only a $10 loss. Amazing how when a stock goes up 4% overnight, I can still manage to lose money.
[INST] If nothing else, know that this little thing called IV crush means **you should never bother buying and holding options through earnings.** The upshot is that because of IV crush, you can still lose money if you buy calls/puts before earnings and the price goes the way you wanted it to. Personally, I've had most of my success with options by buying calls/puts with a long expiry (e.g. 6+ months) and using them as leveraged exposure to a stock. [/INST] Hay thank you. I am just taking it really slow. Honestly I only got $500 in RH to just kind of learn with
[INST] all i learned there is that orange man = bad [/INST] Except when trade talks are going well.
[INST] Even when you change to a higher quality stream on Spotify? Genuinely curious [/INST] Yes - I'm usually listening to music at work with nice headphones and the difference is notable.
[INST] You too? [/INST] it's a GUH'fest
[INST]   #  the whole trade war was like an artificial recession   Yes, this. All caused by one guy on Twitter. When history does look back at these times, and it will, ***THIS*** is what they will look at the most. !RemindMe 5 years [/INST] Hi I’m from the future, I’m only in 2nd grade in this timeline but I can confirm we studied his tweets. S&P500 hit 5000 by the end of 2020 btw Stonks do go up
[INST] My understanding is that they 'could' become a C-Corp but have not yet. But i'm not long so i havent looked at their filings. So don't trust me. [/INST] I checked they’re filings and they’re definitely still a partnership so I believe you’re correct.
[INST] “bUt tHaT’S oBaMa’S eCoNoMy” [/INST] TBF, that's true.
[INST] Clinton won the next election after being impeached though [/INST] Yeah but his error was a different kind.
[INST] His pot smoking photo would be perfect for this. [/INST] That incident caused SpaceX AND Boeing to go under thourough review by NASA and SpaceX by the military.
[INST] Wsb will still lose money [/INST] feeling personally attacked rn
[INST] NKE is near ATH 1.5 hours before market close and ER. If I was going to play this run-up I would have started this morning. [/INST] So puts?
[INST] you must be printing on those 317's right now [/INST] Yeah the 317 has some gains on it but gains still under 2k since the premium was 3.14 if we go 321 tomorrow that will be nice but at the same time I'm considering taking the minimal profit for Christmas..
[INST] WHY LOL [/INST] Haha, yolo? Didn't have the balls for it though so ended up selling up 44% or so. Tiny position, just playing around.
[INST] I think it will rise, trump only has the market on his side right now so they gonna pump this bad boy [/INST] I want to believe
[INST] Priced in [/INST] That’s what they said last quarter and Walmart jumped like 10%
[INST] Today Happy cake day too 🍰 🥳 🎉 🎊 🎈 [/INST] Thanks!
[INST] But rates have tapered off a bit for past few days. Still in wait and see mode. [/INST] I got back in the saddle and joined the party boss. Not because of the short interest thesis or anything though. All this talk about guys jacking off to the instructors and what not - I figure PornHub will come in and buy them out with the kind of weight/revenue they’re throwing around in web traffic. How ya like that DD ( • )( • )
[INST] right there with ya pal. [/INST] We can do this. P/C ratio is too damn low. These bubble followers are going to get fucked up by theta gang. I just hope we don’t too
[INST] I was selling 390 puts yesterday man sorry for ur loss [/INST] ? I was wrong, they were 392.50. I crushed it haha I bought back my short 390 puts this morning for 98 cents then closed the spreads for like 30ish%.
[INST] if you bought when i posted, you should have your $10 if not more by now [/INST] I was late. I made $5 just sold when it bounced down off of ~278.72. Lol trying to slowly rebuild my small $380 account.
[INST] Did your coworkers report you to HR? [/INST] They're not allowed to do that anymore, because of the Autism.
[INST] Probably because it's part of a hedge. [/INST] Yeah, I only played twice with small amounts of money just to see how it went. companies with less volume that I thought were due to make an announcement.
[INST] These are low income housing markets. Any slowdown, consumer or car markets take a dive will spike their delinquencies like crazy. Cheap money does seem an issue but even at around 5 perc cost of capital... They'll still struggle to make any profit on their holdings at the current prices. [/INST] RemindMe! 6 Months Cheap money always inflates the value of their assets
[INST] Lol you are fucking dumb. [/INST] Yeah, what 27 year-old *doesn't* have 6 months of expenses saved up and a side gig while recovering from a major illness?
[INST] Go to post Malone. What are the top 2 right now? If you say anything other than 'circles' and 'goodbyes' then I'll need screenshot proof. Those two are not most played. They have 484 mil and 502 mil plays respectively, while rockstar is at 1.8 bil plays. Rockstar is his most played and is number 6 on the list. It doesn't even make the top 5 because they're pushing new releases on listeners. [/INST] Oh I see what you're saying. Yeah, that's not that big of a deal... if the lists were all time they would barely change... they're probably like best within a year or something. I'm cool with that. He went to my hs btw haha
[INST] love it. Hope it works out homie I think it's a good trade but take that with a grain of salt I'm retarded [/INST] Awe. Aren't we all. Best of luck man.
[INST] They’re always going well because trade wars are easy to win .. where have u been bro? [/INST] I do love the Bull gang circlejerk over Phase One like it's not just getting us back to the 2016 status quo we had before.
[INST] Thank you for a really thorough answer! [/INST] >You can however tweak the voltage of each of the three phases individually, you can change the phase offset between the three phases, you can change the frequency, you can change the max current, the shape of the alternating current (sine wave, square wave ect), the max RPM could be limited in software. I have the suspicion that improvements in all that you mentioned and much more are found in part by fleet learning.
[INST] I think he is actually dead. Or they found a double. super possible. But, I do know one thing he is still alive. Maybe send the SEALs to his Island to clean it up. EVERY SEAL TEAM. Time to clean house. Then actually clean the house because... blood n meth n bad stuff. [/INST] [?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a0233955008491f26d759408195fbaee26d49f9db&rid=giphy.gif)
[INST] Meh he admitted he was easily manipulated, sounds like he’s admitting fault [/INST] “Look what you made me do!” It’s some textbook deflection shit. Admitting fault while not admitting fault.
[INST] US companies spent $4T buying back their own stock [/INST] 4T that should have went into infrastructure, education, and other public works.
[INST] That’s how the game always works IIRC. The first offer is EV+ when you have a shit load of $5 and $10 size briefcases on the board and then more and more EV- as the game goes on. [/INST] Actually the shit is random as fuck... I once saw the banker offer them way over EV with 3 cases left.
[INST] We will brother! Just stay positive [/INST] of course i buy the day it drops RIP coulda got cheaper
[INST] my autistic ass bought Solar City. Elon bought Solar City and converted those shares to Tesla shares at an ATH. This is the first time I can consider selling for a gain. [/INST] I'd be so fucking stoked right now if I was you.
[INST] That is the basis of scientology [/INST] Hersey! L.Ron worshiped DC-8s! No it's our lord and savior Elon who sees the great purple 747 in the sky. $TSLA 420!
[INST] This is like half cultural pride, half anti-Semitic. What? [/INST] r/GamersRiseUp? edit: I take that back, the first one is somehow far more antisemitic.
[INST] looks like MSFT may lay some ATH pipe [/INST] Let’s go msft!! 💪
[INST] I do believe we are screwed good sir. [/INST] yeah i sold for 2k lost its alright i'll get them next Q
[INST] Put in a notification and light up your stuff the moment it hits 420. Bonus if you also buy a share at 420.69 and selfie the whole seance. [/INST] Whats stopping me from buying a share at $420.69 right now?
[INST] There’s a reason why their wages are low though. Education, geography, etc. All things that are choices. You have to have a really good excuse not to have anything saved up. My parents always lived paycheck to paycheck and I saw the reason why. Bad financial choices. [/INST] Ah right, I forgot it was individuals *choosing* to be paid less yoy for the past few decades. Silly me!
[INST] sorry, $ulta [/INST] I was just hoping for a bigger move for the day but didnt realize it had fallen and rocketed back up midday, my bad.
[INST] It was down to 98 at one point. I have 99P that looked like they were gonna print. Now it looks like it’s recovering and I’m just gonna lose to theta again 🤷‍♂️ [/INST] 99p aren’t fucking lottos lol. It’s $1 off the close price
[INST] Is this on RBH? I can't seem to find it? [/INST] **CIICU ticker**
[INST] I dgaf bout money I just want to look cool. [/INST] You’ll fit right in
[INST] Impeachment means nothing. He will be acquitted by the Senate like Clinton was. [/INST] Good for you lol?
[INST] Fair enough. Good luck to you on the next one sir! [/INST] Appreciate it. Likewise
[INST] There is gonna be a rug pull, but timing it is so fucking hard. Lost over 90% of my account trying to do it [/INST] Instead of trying to time it, just long gold which one assumes should moon when it happens, but is also supported in the mean time, unlike short SPY which continues to go tits up as we wait
[INST] Fuck you [/INST] Ho
[INST] If you had IRon condors you would be printing. Better luck next time bud [/INST] bro im up 12k today alone. I lost 2k, oh well
[INST] Gonna hold for the week, they did well in their ER [/INST] eh they're shares why not i guess. already recovering a bit. got calendar put spread on this so should make a lil money. think ill bail on it at open tomorrow cuz i think it'll run flat
[INST] Yes its priced into options [/INST] is it priced into SPY share price ?
[INST] Can't tell if satire but... Nike is the company that's been sponsoring the push to break the 2 hour marathon, and somebody finally did it this year. [/INST] Take an upvote for knowledge. Was being serious. Wasn't satire I'm a fat IT nerd.
[INST] People have sources on WSB? [/INST] You be my source, I’ll be yours? Ain’t that how this works?
[INST] delta of 0.06 means even a regression period after this run-up would get sweet F-A on the returns table. Plus your maximum upside (Tsla to $0) on this contract = ~$15,700. The contract cost you around $1800, aye? A lottery usually has a way better payout than 8.5x the ticket price but what the fuck do I know. [/INST] What the fuck do I know either!
[INST] On god [/INST] This is ridiculous. Nike is such a tease
[INST] That's actually exactly what they do Edit: don't use TOS though. Use TW. TW caps fees at 10 contracts [/INST] 10 contracts in one order? Day? Cause I bought 10 QQQs lately and it cost me $6.50 on TD. And it’ll be another $6.50 to sell. Obviously that’s the same as what you’re saying, but if I were to have bought more, at least I wouldn’t have to pay any more than that. Is the per contract fee $0.65 still?
[INST] I know what I said. LHM is a penny stock: Lo-Hwang Miritarry. They make knock-of military gear and sell it on Craigslist [/INST] lol
[INST] hard to say with the gap effect going on w/ it, but today's could be called a spinning top. The shortening candle bodies isn't too bullish looking tbh, sellers pretty aggressive, also declining volume on rising price not too bullish. Stocks only go up though so I always give bulls benefit of the doubt [/INST] Thanks for your input... I have a similar outlook on it as well... but 'stocks only go up'
[INST] Bc I'm a n00b. I just wanted to be sure it would still get filled, and I wouldn't have to check on it later, and I kinda figured it would fill at the best possible price once the market opened? Silly me though, I guess... [/INST] Well congratulations on kickstarting your losses Silly Sally!
[INST] 65$ calls exp 01/17? [/INST] Yeah
[INST] Endorphins [/INST] Carry on then
[INST] Yes, allow me to help. 1. When a person comments on a post, it is a comment, not a post. 2. I just asked if anyone was aware that at one point in time, these buybacks were considered illegal. 3. My point wasn't really to infer anything, just inject a tiny nugget of knowledge in something that isn't widely known. Sorry, I guess? [/INST] Information for information's sake is a perfectly good reason to comment. My apologies.
[INST] Interesting, I bought into NFLX & PFE a little while ago. The general sentiment towards netflix is way off imo. [/INST] I think the hedge funds shorted NFLX a lot after Disney streaming came out. Those dudes are getting squeezed.
[INST] Buy puTs pussy [/INST] I will be tomorrow
[INST] gonna be a long night [/INST] Lmao
[INST] Why sell, roku is going to 160 [/INST] If it hits 160 tmmr I’ll suck your dick no cap, like deadass bring it here because I’ll suck some dick for 12 grand
[INST] CONN They’ve been under fire for years and just had a massive sell off. Their P/E is like a 4 and I suspect there will be a rebound on their next ER or soon just out of the blue. [/INST] I thought they'd get a bounceback a lot sooner or at least a dead cat bounce, nope, \~9% further down today on my shares, and all my options for them are screwed too. Need that turd to hit $15 tomorrow!
[INST] Today, I don't want to be exercised on the short leg if it finishes above $402.50 [/INST] You could always exercise the long leg and just sell off for the difference. I don't know how much capital you have though.
[INST] This is the way [/INST] This is the way
[INST] After the crash and inflation we'll all be sucking a Chinaman's dick for a bowl of rice. [/INST] Hey look guys , I see a 🐻
[INST] That's pretty good? [/INST] Beats losing 3k
[INST] Welcome to the group of “stocks only go up” [/INST] Stonks
[INST] I see. So I should absolutely sell my CMG calls at open tomorrow before it tanks? [/INST] Some stocks have major retard rallies and I wouldn’t count on it stopping with CMG
[INST] of course i buy the day it drops RIP coulda got cheaper [/INST] Same lmao
[INST] Yes u sheep [/INST] Look into it 👀
[INST] [?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/2XskdWuNUyqElkKe4bm/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a0233955008491f26d759408195fbaee26d49f9db&rid=giphy.gif) [/INST] Try to keep up Steve.
[INST] 4T that should have went into infrastructure, education, and other public works. [/INST] Because those 4T absolutely evaporated and every trade has just a buyer who takes the stock while literally burning his money.
[INST] I do love the Bull gang circlejerk over Phase One like it's not just getting us back to the 2016 status quo we had before. [/INST] Phase 1 is easier to win then trade wars
[INST] I dunno man .. I learned in r/investing that warren buffet always says “Vix up tits up” .. so I’m kinda nervous about breaking the investing nursery rhyme strategy [/INST] VIX down double down
[INST] 24 years in IT or you are 24? [/INST] I am 43 - 24 years in IT.
[INST] spy 322 [/INST] Good because I bought 6 321 spy calls expiring tomorrow for .14, hoping for gap up
[INST] I’m trying to run this under a guardian so it can be legal. Also no taxation without representation [/INST] Lol being 18 isn’t the requirement to run a fund*. You have to be licensed. You’re going to end up in jail.
[INST] Ribeye roast is on sale at Vons, so I'll be doing the same on Sunday. [/INST] I have like half a cow problem is idk how to cook a lot of it and if like the different cuts are good or gross 🤢
[INST] They're not allowed to do that anymore, because of the Autism. [/INST] Ghattt dayummm!
[INST] My bad, I didnt think somebody would be that fucking stupid. [/INST] I'm sorry but are you lost? This is WSB we are talking about here.
[INST] Thanks for the info. How early did you open the position? [/INST] No problem, and I opened the position just yesterday. I also sold put spreads on Boeing yesterday. I’m not big on it running up, but I don’t think it’s going to fall any lower, so I sold them for a week out to capture all the premium.
[INST] Tons. If you drive around 6 am, you see a lot of Model S and they tend to go into the garages. Around 10-2 pm, I see Model 3s everywhere. When youre stuck in traffic with a lot of other cars, you tend to see the Nissans, Hondas, and Toyotas. If youre driving near Tysons, you see a huge uptick of BMWs [/INST] > Around 10-2 pm I am not sure if this is a “lunch break” or the joke is Tesla owners don’t have jobs
[INST] I made $2,000 overall on NFLX, but I see it as losing 8,000 since that is what I lost by selling the 332.5 (after buying the 330) yesterday. [/INST] you lose and win some