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[INST] Robinhood fractional shares are Changing everything. do you have any damn clue how many JRE stoners with Robinhood just bought $4.20 worth of TSLA fractions (shake ozs) today? [/INST] If you or anyone else here really thinks a few million in robinhood fractional shares has a real effect on the market you're all bat shit insane
[INST] [Here you go](https://youtu.be/PBoz2XigTFA) [/INST] So much fucking bullshit. just get to the point man. why the fuck are the successful
[INST] Is that you Robert Kraft? [/INST] The sad part is that everything I said was 100% accurate lol
[INST] I have a huge library of liked songs (kind of like a liked playlist), but I don’t think I can search my liked songs by artist etc. [/INST] I just tried it. It pulled by artist, album, and track name. Is your Spotify app up to date?
[INST] bro 😎💪 [/INST] Bro 🐃
[INST] I’m doubling down at open because U MADE ME DO IT. [/INST] Buy /zs futures while you’re at it too
[INST] I know but fuck it I still bought some 4/20 calls so I can ride the pump up when it happens [/INST] yea that's super long dated you're definitely fine
[INST] What’s your venmo [/INST] Messaged you
[INST] What’s with those eyes in the back? Are those real?? Edit: never mind it looks like the light reflecting off glasses 🤣🤣 [/INST] glasses
[INST] Judging from ur name, I did not see any opai picture, yet you still dare to ask questions? So rude. [/INST] y-yeah? ... w-well, i didn't even w-want to know in the first place.. you d-dummy baka [https://cdn.myanimelist.net/s/common/uploaded\_files/1482737474-ff8a60204154b9ef330bc845c04460fd.jpeg](https://cdn.myanimelist.net/s/common/uploaded_files/1482737474-ff8a60204154b9ef330bc845c04460fd.jpeg)
[INST] They make me want to kill myself lol, but i don’t do DD off my jaded pretentious taste [/INST] lmao that's honest af i'm legit loling
[INST] jesus christ where did you go to school? buckingham palace? ​ also, good luck man. keep up the grind. [/INST] I wish I had a good reason but it was my poor decisions that led me to have to basically repeat my first year and also borrowing more than I needed. Plus my parents made enough money that I barely qualified for any financial aid but not enough to really help much with tuition. But really it’s the boomers’ fault.
[INST] When the CFO sells off, it’s time to get outta dodge [/INST] Yawn. In the past five years, the CFOs of Amazon, Netflix and Google have all quit and sold significant amounts of their shares. No one cared. One dude wanted to travel the world with his wife, another one wanted to be a full time philanthropist. A CFO quitting in and of itself is meaningless, it only raises red flags if the context is fishy. Like if he leaves suddenly with no succession plan, if he quits right before an IPO, if he quits within months of joining, etc.
[INST] I thought u of all people would know 😭 ya win some ya lose some lol [/INST] I saw the easy karma to take lol
[INST] I didn't even know about PTI..... that's a pretty crazy 1 month chart. What made you get interested in that one? [/INST] Looking for repeat of AUPH and got sucked into a bullish echo chamber saying it was going to 30.
[INST] I still thitk you've lost, and they gained. [/INST] I still don't get why you think that though
[INST] Your stocks are still in a bubble. You're fine for now [/INST] Can you at least tell me when it's going to pop?
[INST] No I bought micron puts two days ago, I'm pretty sure that's wrong. Stocks stop trading at 4pm EST right? [/INST] F
[INST] I guess I was asking about the justification as why it's different for taxes than other financial instruments [/INST] It's tax law. No justification needed.
[INST] 486? [/INST] 386
[INST] How far out expiration [/INST] 3 days
[INST] poor u/martymoho may he RIP. I am sure he took his own life. he lost a fortune on MU. [/INST] Looks like all he talked about in the end.. Hope he isn't actually dead. Jesus.
[INST] Vienna sauage gang [/INST] thanks for lunch tip
[INST] I wanted to get 12/20 puts at $395 but chickened out. Probably for the better [/INST] 100% for the better
[INST] My next comment on the thread said that it saves you $3. $15.99 > $12.99 Not everything can just be folded into a prime membership without raising its price. [/INST] When self-driving cars become trusted, Amazon is going to kill Uber and Lyft by offering Prime members 2 free Amazon Zip rides per month. Amazon has cyborgs studying Uber and Lyft learning from their successes and mistakes.
[INST] Too late? I just bought a space suit [/INST] I am in space
[INST] Yea someone making 45k is not on the same level as someone making 300k. [/INST] Dentist salary vs high school teacher
[INST] Just picked them up $17 calls for 1/17/20 [/INST] 1/20? I dont see those available. What was you entry cost?
[INST] Sub 50 by Friday. Mark. Ma. Wurds... [/INST] Did you listen to the call? They confidently called the bottom of the memory cycle. That means it's definitely going sub $45, maybe even $40....at least until everyone's calls expire.
[INST] I swear to God MU needs a hype man VP of finance or some shit. I say this every fucking ER and yet we still hear the drone shit outta Sanjay. I mean look at Jensen at NVDA the dude hype shit up bigly. [/INST] Let's all pitch in and hire Sanjay a coach and a speech writer. Bonus points if they can get him to wear Mr. T's gold chains for the call as a confidence enhancer.
[INST] I dunno, Warren B is gonna die and that foundation is gonna rip to earths core. [/INST] People have been saying that for like 15 years now, I’m not even kidding. He lives, I shit you not, 30 seconds from the Nebraska medical center, and funded like 1/5 of the hospital. They’ll keep him alive as long as he wants to live.
[INST] Three giant Chinese manufacturers were supposed to be making DRAM also right now which would have put Micron well into losses with almost no light in the tunnel for future profit. That's why it tanked below book value. Trump banned two of them from american semi suppliers and they went tits up. Only one Chinese company survived which isn't enough to tank the market and Micron has a future again. [/INST] The surviving one also only makes very little and very shitty DRAM. It is many years behind, and Xi double pinky swears on no more IP theft.
[INST] Federal legalization [/INST] usa or are you talking about canada's '2.0'
[INST] He is not wrong. It would take 3 months to learn and net you conservatively 25% annual in any market condition for life. Probably closer to 40%. [/INST] I’ll take 25% annually. What are you referring to that would take 3 months to learn? Selling covered calls?
[INST] Again, negligible without the proper equipment, which 90% of phone uses don't have. Tidal Hifi streams 24bit/320kbps. [/INST] Actually Tidal hifi is muuuuuch higher than 320kbps. Given that flac (standard lossless) is 1440kbps.
[INST] If you or anyone else here really thinks a few million in robinhood fractional shares has a real effect on the market you're all bat shit insane [/INST] Robinhood's userbase was 4 million this last summer.. I don't think fractional shares are widely released at this point so I don't necessarily agree with op's take but I do see it having significant sway on millennial chip stonks when it goes live for most people.
[INST] Trump is Russia's useful idiot. [/INST] You guys give a lot of credit to a bunch of drunken Russian subhumans.
[INST] Currently been on the hunt for jobs in the 7 cities my Becky wants to possibly maybe literally move to. Been applying to jobs in my field in said cities. Been receiving an increase in looks at my LinkedIn while also receiving “Sorry you didn’t get this job.” emails. We still have 6 months on the lease but damn I need to see some drive out of her or I’m gonna give up the search. [/INST] shit what do you do? i figured im coming from a tech city with a coding background so the world is my oyster but i could be overconfident
[INST] Tendies n chill? [/INST] 8=====D-
[INST] Something he didnt do? Wtf? [/INST] Pelosi said they’ve been working on this for 2.5 years (or since he was elected). But the Ukraine (bull)shit was a few months ago. It’s all bullshit.
[INST] we're back up ​ OMG FUTURES ARE CLIMBING [/INST] Probably just the Europeans thinking impeachment matters and smarter US bots buying it back up.
[INST] The moment it hits 420, after a minute, it will skyrocket to 450 [/INST] I see news channels covering it too much so yeah can break 450
[INST] 1/20? I dont see those available. What was you entry cost? [/INST] 1/17/20 .65 entry
[INST] Every fucking thing is priced in unless you own a supercomputer analyzing every single trade or have insider info. [/INST] What luck, I invested in a supercomputer in 1984!
[INST] Spoken like someone who's experienced a lot of luck [/INST] Yeah conscious decisions = luck. That makes so much sense.
[INST] why do u keep posting this? pton stuck in ur butt? [/INST] He got 1 put contract on his 50 dollar account. Trynna speak his 10$ gain into existence
[INST] One of the criteria to be added to the index are regularly occurring profits. [/INST] 3 out of the last 5 quarters good enough for you?
[INST] So what your saying is its relative to where you live lol, just like I said [/INST] Holy shit lol. “120k is not low class anywhere in USA” Idc if it’s relative. It’s not. Even in the most expensive place in the world 120 is NOT relatively low class.
[INST] I've got one more [/INST] We're awaiting the magic drip
[INST] Been going to the wrong gym, my spin classes are full of manatees. [/INST] The advanced classes probably have less hamburglars
[INST] Robinhood's userbase was 4 million this last summer.. I don't think fractional shares are widely released at this point so I don't necessarily agree with op's take but I do see it having significant sway on millennial chip stonks when it goes live for most people. [/INST] With collective net worth of negative 10m $
[INST] Be sure to switch it to pornhub gay for the quickest/best results. [/INST] I find more trap porn in the regular pornhub tho
[INST] I had a nightmare of a sky full of purple 747s with guns once [/INST] That is the basis of scientology
[INST] In a shit company, and rely on share buybacks to maybe make a profit? fuck that noise. [/INST] That's pretty much been the last year in the stock market.
[INST] I love when people discover stock trading on Tuesday and hate universal healthcare by Thursday. [/INST] Not sure if you’re referring to me? I didn’t mention universal healthcare. I wouldn’t equate universal healthcare and socialism dog.
[INST] watch it in german with subtitles. I know it sounds crazy but just do it- sooo much better. ​ u/excadedecadedecada confirm this please? [/INST] 100%
[INST] Yep, just got assigned 100 stonks at 130. [/INST] I just got assigned too, but I only lost $66 for 3 contracts. Thank you theta! Still holding 7 contracts. Make sure you exercise your long leg (RH should have done it for you if it was part of a spread)
[INST] Mr. Market is a crazy ass mofo. It doesn't matter that profit was 7 times lower, as long as it did beat expectations [/INST] How is that not 7x inflation then?
[INST] Bojangles is for white people that are afraid to go into Popeyes [/INST] LMAO
[INST] Did you listen to the call? They confidently called the bottom of the memory cycle. That means it's definitely going sub $45, maybe even $40....at least until everyone's calls expire. [/INST] I am shorting 300 Shares @ 54.10 and not worried a bit... praying for a blood bath today
[INST] There once was a man who broke the bank of England... [/INST] And his name was Soros
[INST] They are in FY20 Q2 right now and probably have seen spot and contract prices bottoming/starting to rise. That plus the quarters after that being seasonaly better means that the current quarter (the one they guided to) is the bottom. [/INST] I know they are in Q2 2020 right now, that is why I said six months from now, since that’s when we can confirm they were full of shit. Didn’t Micron say that Q2 2020 is going to be the bottom, not this quarter? They are predicting Q2 2020 is the bottom, but haven’t even started Q3 2020. That is what I’m point out to be total BS from the company guidance.
[INST] Not flipping me. I called him out on the first one, thinking he was pumping his sells. One of his biggest skeptics. Proved me wrong. Then Herman fucking Miller comes around and he’s got a cryptic play on that too with no DD? Had to jump on it. [/INST] i thought he was FUD'n herman...boy was i wrong
[INST] you can reduce delta exposure by going deeper into the money. [/INST] Are you still trading? Looks like you've learned a lot since GUH
[INST] I'm so retarded I don't even understand options yet. I opened my RH account 2 months ago. I am only buying a few stocks so far. Options scare the fuck out of me. [/INST] Buying options isn't too scary. You only lose what you paid for the option at most. But stocks are boring, options are the way to make money because it lets you bet on 100 shares of stock at a time.
[INST] Calls or puts? [/INST] Calls
[INST] what? 4 months? im stressed due to $thing_i_wont_mention but shit... ineed this to end sooner than later. [/INST] I means its my own damn fault, I got all hot and spicy with the wifey, then boom 9 months latter this thing is crawling out of my wife's who-ha. Now all it does is wake me up early AF, knocks over my gin&tonics constantly and poops it self.
[INST] post your gains [/INST] done
[INST] How are you making any money here? Premiums are so little. [/INST] It's not glamorous I admit, but mostly taking advantage of pullbacks and selling ATM puts with my spreads. Normally I'd consider this a little riskier but the lack of volatility has kept things pretty consistent.
[INST] Ugh, MU won't MOVE. [/INST] Yeah I see that, disappoint 200 dollar lost for me. My guess it was already priced in before we got the contacts so the stock will trade sideways all day
[INST] I wish I wasn't such a shit trader, I'd give you gold. I hate this pump bullshit. [/INST] lol 450 shares have traded today. (though that might be because it's OTC.)
[INST] No, you don't. And? [/INST] I think you're actually retarded. Go re-read this, do I have to spell it out for you?
[INST] No but a smart person has money saved up to avoid that. No matter what you guys throw at me, you’ll never be able to put me in an unprepared position. [/INST] Lol you are fucking dumb.
[INST] VXX charging up for a spike or a drop. [/INST] ⤵️
[INST] Can retail investors access the repo market [/INST] you have to write a nice letter to the new york market operations desk
[INST] You're probably not wrong. They're feeling ballsy lately; saying they will 'lap' Amazon and all. [/INST] I entered the spread the day before their earnings. They took a 10% haircut yesterday and took UPS with them.
[INST] I think his point is that there's no way to sort an artist/band's songs by popularity beyond 'the top 5 most popular'. I don't know if that's true -- I don't use Spotify -- but that's a legitimate criticism. [/INST] Yes, that's exactly the criticism
[INST] If their 'analysis' were worth anything they wouldn't publish it for free. [/INST] I actually wish I had access to the sell-side research reports, because they are quite in-depth and it'll give you a look at their full analysis, which you can then call bullshit on if you don't agree with their thesis. I just don't think it's wise to blindly accept their ratings without knowing more.
[INST] You want to exercise your long leg. Not sell. Exercising will 'give' you the shares to sell that your assignment requires. If you sell the put, you're just getting the value of the put with no way to cover the assignment on the call. Since it's ITM, this might happen automatically depending on your broker, but you'll definitely want to get in touch with them. [/INST] That would be for calls. It’s puts. Getting assigned ‘gives’ him the shares; exercising his owned put ‘gets rid of’ the shares.
[INST] Your supposed to diversify asset classes as well, but who's counting anyway. [/INST] Those companies own a lot of different assets -- LULU and SBUX own very different things. I think he's good
[INST] Almost at that 5 year low baby... All aboard the ST VIX call train. Horizon has a VIX-based volatility ETF that looks hella attractive at the moment. [/INST] I dunno man .. I learned in r/investing that warren buffet always says “Vix up tits up” .. so I’m kinda nervous about breaking the investing nursery rhyme strategy
[INST] It never is, until it is. [/INST] It's only financial advice when it works.
[INST] It worked for me! [/INST] He now lives in a Chinese internment camp. Unrelated.
[INST] oh man..conservative 'humor' [/INST] Oh man.. relax some ffs
[INST] i think the premium we sold for did not justify the jump, i think we fine hopefully it still fades tho [/INST] I do believe we are screwed good sir.
[INST] What luck, I invested in a supercomputer in 1984! [/INST] That was priced that you'd get a super computer.
[INST] I got calls in it 2 days ago. It bounced off the 200SMA [/INST] Enjoying a nice return I see
[INST] Isn't domain camping illegal. If you buy just to sell to them then you're gonna get sued and not receive anything [/INST] Just don't open your mouth about it and make drafts for a fake company. 'Bike? I bought peloton.com to start a paleontologist fansite.'
[INST] Nice, smart play. Playing any other earnings today? [/INST] Nothing looks good for earnings. Nike's vol is too low. Sold some puts in APA, strangles in FDX, strangles in MU, and some strangles in DKS. All small positions, across Jan monthly expiration and Feb weekly with about 45 DTE.
[INST] Not when have the dis subscribers got it free for a year [/INST] Just enough time to watch it all
[INST] you either want market share or you don’t. Find a new slant [/INST] r/NBA is leaking
[INST] Tulsi's base is internet basement dwellers with Tulsi waifu pillows. [/INST] I feel personally attacked
[INST] Ye boi, santa better bring me 105$ NKE stock for xmas. [/INST] I'll give you $300 for your option play if you promise to keep trading further, try and turn it into $10.000 by making the most autistic trades ever. Deal?
[INST] yep I'm in finance (software role tho). The psychological aspect of a wildly fluctuating account is definitely taxing, and is probably worth the missed gains to not have to deal with. If I ever set something up maybe I'll have two accounts, and hide one of them and just never look at the balance for a few years and see if that will prevent me from stressing over it [/INST] Nice, I've through about moving to finance but have trouble leaving the biotech domain as I generally love it. Dude if you hide and never look at the balance for years you've got leaps and bounds more self control than me I get email alerts when things start dropping rapidly because i'm such a neurotic psycho.
[INST] Ok learn this once and for all. Take the strike and amount of calls/puts and add like this. Spy 318 (- 5 puts) Spy 317 (+5 puts) If you sell 5 puts (500 shares) x SPY at 318 = 159,000 if you buy 5 puts (500 shares) x SPY at 317 = 158,500 You take 159,000 - 158,500 = 500 Have you figured out max loss yet? [/INST] Bro you are giving me too much credit. So OP sold 13 contracts so that’s 13 x $500 max loss per contract right?
[INST] Sweet, i wish i put more into it but im poor so i tried this 'portfolio dicersificarion' scam and only got 10 shares of MU however the 100 shares of 8.23 RAD (sold at 10.87 because retarred) was my first taste of tendies :D I try not to fuck with day trading because patern day trader sounds scarrrry [/INST] Pattern day trader just means you traded more than 4? or 5 day trades per a certain amount of days while you have under $25,000. It's actually a joke and should never have been put into place. Don't fear the PDT rules, just make trades count and don't trade until you actually see good levels or big big moves. There are hundreds of stocks, so you can find a different stock any day.
[INST] For strategies that don’t take off, what’s your stop loss? Are you doing many trades a year or a more buy and hold style? Are you confident in your model or do you feel luck is simply on your side? I’m merely asking because I am interested in options myself but currently paying off debt. I appreciate the response, cheers and best of luck. [/INST] There's a lot of dumbasses here and there's a lot of smart dumbasses too. Learn proper risk management and you'll be better than 98% of the people here and in general
[INST] did you hold? [/INST] Yeah I held. Sold for a break even and rolled 1 call for $140 two weeks out.
[INST] Only 84 open interest on that, how many do you have? I might buy $27c [/INST] I have 8...so not a shit ton but definitely a nice size for me!!
[INST] you cant import them, but you can enter them in turbo tax. Its not that hard to do. The shitty thing is most mlps send you the K1 a week before filing deadline (or after) so you are up against the wall to file, or you end up filing an extension. shit is stupid. [/INST] Well that sounds like a PITA.