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[INST] No. the 82 is the total amount of buys and sells op made. He says his avg trade was about 200k so to get to 82 mil he made \~410 200k trades that resulted in a profit total of \~1.2 mil. He never held even close to 82mil worth of anything [/INST] 410 trades
[INST] You should just buy a Mar a Lago membership and he'll tell you before he tweets. You'll have 5 min to make your trade. $$$ [/INST] smart man \^\^\^
[INST] Something something daily settlement [/INST] At least I bought calls at EOD yesterday ;)
[INST] And how has this been working for you? [/INST] Give me a minute and I'll tell you.
[INST] finna get paid 140 [/INST] Are you really still replying to me over $140? Lunch money? Dude, I’mma make more than that on my FDX FDs, good play take your money and go buy half an iPod touch.
[INST] 200k to 1mil is 400% return. [/INST] 400% or 5X
[INST] Snitch [/INST] On my own link??
[INST] Netflix up pre market, good on you [/INST] Thanks. NFLX is still in the initial stages of a rally. I think it's still a buy on the dip here.
[INST] Some beckys will fuck you up [/INST] BECKY ain't fuckin me. I just watch as LULU and EL reaches new highs while I miss out. Then I buy equity at the top and then they go down for someone else T_T
[INST] I absolutely meant credit spread [/INST] I might be screwing up too but, usually you want the PUT to expire worthless. In this case the short PUT is like $12 ITM with your long PUT like $7 ITM and you seem to be ok with it. Net = Exercise ($125-130)\*100 + Net Credit spread of $450 So you lose like $50 if it expires ITM $0 to $130 or keep $450 if it expires above OTM (>$130)?
[INST] iphone sales are down 30% in China. It’s going to bleed a bit more. 🩸 [/INST] Last weeks news
[INST] MLHR $45 puts, 12/20 [/INST] please dont fuck with me, please tell me you're serious. ill blow $500 on a hunch, np, but dont be a dick.
[INST] I think Bernie will be one of the front runners, and what he said at previous debates sent UNH tumbling [/INST] If he can't win any of the first four states which is looking like a possibility his momentum will be dead.
[INST] Pulling some off the table, but I think they’ll have a good report & raise guidance. [/INST] Then let em run brother 💸💸💸📈📈📈
[INST] \-300% isnt a bit. [/INST] Ok, I'll Byte then... What's a bit?
[INST] Dude. That’s not cool. Penny stocks aren’t real stocks. [/INST] I’m up $700 so it’s real to me
[INST] 322 on the 24th Shoulda waited but oh wellz [/INST] i sold my fb calls a bit early but rn im up 15% on spy calls, i'm probably holding til friday and selling regardless of gains or loss ​ 320c 12/23, bought at $0.63 good luck brudda
[INST] Same, I'm thinking of selling ITM calls for MU at close too [/INST] Just did.
[INST] Majority of Reddit has been a drag since the tumblr invasion [/INST] Don’t forget the GIF invasion. That shit was terrible.
[INST] It's not always what you think it is. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how\_did\_you\_transition\_from\_95\_to\_trading\_for\_a/fat2qua/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/eaa272/how_did_you_transition_from_95_to_trading_for_a/fat2qua/?context=3) [/INST] I hear you about the documentation side of things. My personal white whale is trying to reconcile 837i and 835 EDI files, lol. It shouldn't be that hard!
[INST] That’s debatable, LOL [/INST] Debatable as fuck
[INST] Up 67% for the day, 20% total because of spread fuckery from yesterday. [/INST] yeah there's a wide bid/ask, i'm going with bid price. prob a bit more if i sell in mid point but ill just hold. only a few contracts
[INST] I hate to say this but is it not priced in already? [/INST] There's an argument there!
[INST] Oh FUCK YEA. I've been living that ET life for a while and it's fucking delicious. ​ \*Edit - They're under FBI investigation currently for bribery and such, but once they're cleared we should see a bump along with this steady rise to $20. [/INST] Lol feel like I’ve heard this before “They’re waiting for fda approval but once they’re cleared we should see a bump...” And if they’re not?
[INST] I like that a lot , hopefully the high implied v doesn’t destroy ur call buy [/INST] I should make a profit if the stock ends anywhere between $99 and $105. Feeling pretty good about it, but we’ll see.
[INST] why you taking large doses of magnesium? [/INST] For the poops
[INST] I do like this, a lot Why though? [/INST] Cuz life sucks and then you die.
[INST] The psychologist wsb has been asking for. [/INST] thanks, I guess? Wanted to say something snarky, But something something something.
[INST] They always are, low share price plus very large market cap. It just hasn't given a fuck since august [/INST] Ok well I'm in so expect the rally to die
[INST] me too, i bought about $10 lower in strike and a week farther out, dumped it at close for a nice double up How'd you do? [/INST] Posted reply on the original reply. Made slightly more than double as well. Seems it is dropping further. But profit is profit :)
[INST] correct - Full movie on youtube: Rouge Trader - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclDzvDWrds) [/INST] In the first 2 minutes of this movie you can see l2fmw in his natural habitat
[INST] Is this a joke? Please tell me this is a joke... [/INST] Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate
[INST] This stock is so retarded it drops to 270 and pops back up despite nothing really changing. [/INST] Disagree, people have stopped talking about Disney+ and that helps take the pressure off NFLX. But also, it's always been a volatile stock 🥰
[INST] We know how this ends. [/INST] Something something pigs get slaughtered
[INST] No, he didn't. You would be correct if OP bought $200k worth of AMD and his position was worth $1.2M today. **THAT'S** a 500% gain. He spent $82M to net $83M. If his average trade size was $200k, he traded AMD over 410 times this year. Stop ignoring the other 409 trades he also placed throughout the year. This sub is fucking retarded. [/INST] Wait so when hedge funds like Renaissance Technologies make 60% a year, you think they bought a bunch of stocks on January 1, and at the end of the year those stocks are up 60%?? Nah dude, they make thousands of trades a year.
[INST] So he started with 200k?! [/INST] Step 1: don't be poor
[INST] half of my portfolio is now in 12/20/19 $56 Calls ... wish me luck [/INST] You'll die bravely.
[INST] I disagree [/INST] Time will tell. Look at all time charts. Everything falls. Just when and why
[INST] Nothing little about 240%. Congrats. [/INST] A supportive tweet‽ Am I on the right sub‽
[INST] Haha are you drunk? [/INST] $80k is when you lose student loan deduction, traditional IRA, 22% tax bracket, etc.
[INST] Step 1: don't be poor [/INST] Ya working on that part.
[INST] I'd rather make money being stress free than making more money being stressed [/INST] Yeah, trading the stress of job loss with the stress of not being able to pay some bills potentially for a little bit
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ecb6pt/daily_discussion_thread_december_18_2019/fbay6tx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf [/INST] So they released better AirPod sales?
[INST] what're the jobs? need more info before we steer you in the wrong direction [/INST] 14.50/hour working the holiday season at the mall vs. 12/hour at McDonald's.
[INST] HAHA ... 'blind leading the blind' [/INST] lmao. w.e. you're one of the most decent guys in here so I trust you more than most at the very least. But good point
[INST] No problem, let me know when you want to buy calls on something and I’ll just sell some calls. :) [/INST] Nice try
[INST] Where can see a schedule of the repo funds getting injected? Also, this Friday is quadruple witching for the market... you think we could see a strong enough sell off to overpower what's being pumped in by repo? [/INST] What's happening now is eerily similiar to 1999. Lot of people don't realize the pump was pumping the markets then during the '[dot.com](https://dot.com)' boom. Once could actually argue the 'boom' wasn't because of tech ... but because of Fed actions. As we're going through Christmas and the need to ensure consumer sentiment is sound going into next week ... a sell off now would be catastrophic politically speaking. Im not willing to be on it :)
[INST] I almost bought a bunch of stocks in 2016, so I really want this shit to collapse. [/INST] lol what? collapse?
[INST] Literally cant go tits up [/INST] Stonks only go up
[INST] Odds they really wrap up the repo aid in January? Or will they just keep extending it indefinitely? [/INST] keep doing it till inflation starts looking ugly. I'm going cash gang mid Jan though.
[INST] lmao that shit was so cringe [/INST] As cringe as daddy Powell licking your fart hole?
[INST] Wait, really? Aren't they hoping for the option they wrote to expire worthless? [/INST] They wait for extrinsic value to decay, which you will give them instantly when exercising. Seller would then just have the “inconvenience” of dealing with shares if they usually avoid that.
[INST] Nah just visited a couple massages parlours for the old rub n tug [/INST] Is that you Robert Kraft?
[INST] Wait, the goal is to *make* money? I thought we were supposed to be propping up the market. [/INST] The goal is to make money this month.
[INST] except options decay and price changes on them drastically and shares actually hold their value forever until a company goes bankrupt. [/INST] There are few things as technically true but deeply misleading as telling people that 'this call spread has a maximum potential loss, holding stock has *unlimited risk*!'
[INST] Fuck you buddy! [/INST] The day isn’t over!!
[INST] At least wsb can be non partisan and down vote us both [/INST] The only balance left is the partisan politics now. This is what the old handcocks warned us about. It’s no longer branches checking each other it’s partisans all over them fighting each other from within. At this rate it will prolly spread into an all out civil war in a few years.
[INST] Alexa, play despacito. [/INST] Alexa, set volume to 10.
[INST] What exp/price [/INST] 145 call, exp 12/20 .48 cost
[INST] lol [true story](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4ei2ha/i_won_the_wsb_limerick_contest_here_is_proof_of/). NSFW [/INST] Who the fuck has that many plants in their room?
[INST] 41400% return? I find that hard to believe. [/INST] He did not earn 82 million. You are terrible at maths.
[INST] Still preparing for takeoff [/INST] I am going to need a takeoff soon... Theta going to crush these january calls.
[INST] Pretty new to all this but I thought it was free to trade on etrade and ToS now? [/INST] I dunno about Etrade. I just meant isn’t $5 typically the ceiling in general at various brokers, no matter how many shares you buy.
[INST] $13 calls bought at the top. Jesus Christ you’re autistic [/INST] Hes up 47% thats really good!
[INST] That's my biggest issue with Amazon nowadays. They have tons of options but I have to take the time to use [Fakespot.com](https://Fakespot.com) to filter out the trash items with fake reviews. Quality > Quantity [/INST] I try to shop at independent online retailers instead of using Amazon or Ebay. I got an amazing bag from builtforathletes.com. cost $85 but totally fucking amazing. I get my clothes from the actual store websites or from their stores. Fuck Amazon. I limit my use of Amazon as much as possible and only use it if they are the only option to get something fast
[INST] sorry I meant naked calls [/INST] selling naked calls is the single gayest thing you can do in the market just open up that asshole
[INST] oh you mean break-even like that.. whats the expiry? imo take some gain but then again i'm bias as i'm short on BBBY [/INST] Expires mid-Jan. I probably will sell it.
[INST] \#freeshrekli [/INST] Amen
[INST] Cuz life sucks and then you die. [/INST] It appears to me that the most highly evolved Earthling creatures find being alive embarrassing or much worse.
[INST] Joe Rogan podcast Game Changers Debate [/INST] Lmao. That dude got embarrassed.
[INST] I remember going when I could still fit in the shopping cart lol I have to shop at sams club now and it’s garbage. Freaking Wally World trash store lmao [/INST] no 🌈, this warmed my soul a bit and took me back to riding in the cart and eating the perfect slice of pizza with my family. Sams club is ass lol
[INST] Why the fuck do people in here keep thinking impeachment vote everyone already knows the results of will have any effect whatsoever on the markets. [/INST] trump can drop the market by tweeting china is poo poo. u dont think algos will react to 'president of us impeached'? its not fully priced in. we will see tomorrow sir.
[INST] Killing my covered calls. Guess I'm losing my shares this week. [/INST] Just roll them out to a later date?
[INST] regale me. i need it [/INST] Sold AAPL SPY SHOP Calls and PCG Puts totaling about 4300 last Tuesday to buy calls on a stock that has since dropped about 9%. Still holding cause I'm still wanting to fuck a concrete wall. Expirations were all 12/20. I'd be between 11 and 20K easy - I haven't and will not be doing the math.
[INST] Bro I’m lieing. But I’ll take tendies [/INST] So was I ;)
[INST] Y [/INST] Goodbye
[INST] sometimes the mutant shoots at you :( [/INST] Spoiler alter -- the mutants were WSBers
[INST] Second. [/INST] 🤗 🤗 🤗
[INST] squadW [/INST] ApeGang
[INST] Days like this don't help anyone except sellers [/INST] that's a bingo!
[INST] This sub is like a freshman that learns a new term in his 101 investing class and looks for any opportunity to use it. [/INST] This type of thinking is already priced in
[INST] They're suspiciously cheap compared to puts (was looking at 12/31 and 01/03) [/INST] I guess more people think $320 is the resistance instead of the support 🤷🏻‍♀️
[INST] What platforms allow you to trade after hours? I don't think RH does. [/INST] RH absolutely does allow AH trades
[INST] I think I’m selling before earnings. Don’t trust it and also 🧻 🤲 [/INST] Hold them stop being a pussy
[INST] Revealing what indicators you use will make it less effective or something? [/INST] if you take the kid, whose kid am I supposed to get drawings from?
[INST] Delta and gamma gang? Please. Vega and Psi gang represent! [/INST] Vanna gang
[INST] Well 3200>2700 isn't it? [/INST] Very true
[INST] You mean Cory and Trevor stole the gas.. because that’s highly illegal. You shouldn’t be stealing gas Cory and Trevor.. [/INST] I was really hoping someone would chime in with this line. Thanks you, sir.
[INST] not tax efficient tho -- you are gaining at the short term cap gains rate. Why even bother [/INST] Good point. 0 is way better than 0.76
[INST] I don't know man, they recently released Amazon Music HD and it's killer. [/INST] But is it killer enough to switch or is it the exact same thing with a different logo slapped on?
[INST] Who doesnt love America?! [/INST] Liberals *shakes fist*
[INST] Fingers crossed man but I'm out at 400 [/INST] good shit man
[INST] 'CarpetThrob' would've been such an appropriate username [/INST] Also TwoGrinders
[INST] Yes hello this is irs [/INST] Yes, I want the entire sum in gift cards.
[INST] Options or stock? [/INST] Options. Bought when stock was around $.70, but theta has burned me waiting for a rise.
[INST] How though? Short interest is all the way down to 20%. Doesn't that mean that the squeeze potential is pretty low? [/INST] The amount of short interest is only a portion of the picture
[INST] I try to shop at independent online retailers instead of using Amazon or Ebay. I got an amazing bag from builtforathletes.com. cost $85 but totally fucking amazing. I get my clothes from the actual store websites or from their stores. Fuck Amazon. I limit my use of Amazon as much as possible and only use it if they are the only option to get something fast [/INST] Do you pay for Prime?
[INST] Yeah, well. That's just like your opinion man. [/INST] Is that an office space quote ?
[INST] Myself for 54k [/INST] You will win!