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[INST] Boeing isn't in QQQ or TQQQ. [/INST] Oh ok let them shits tank then
[INST] 160p [/INST] its drilling like a bitch. nice
[INST] Zing. Should hit 22-23. [/INST] You might be on to something here...
[INST] Same actually [/INST] Oh yeah me too; you're my favorite Bob Johnson.
[INST] I don't know I just huff paint then think of things [/INST] Ah, the Charlie Kelly portfolio theory
[INST] cheeks [/INST] Yeah that’s what you spread after you run them for a while
[INST] I have shares, up about 20% right now, what's the latest rumor on this hindenberg? [/INST] Absolutely no idea. Just saw I had it in my watch list and bought some shares. That was my DD.
[INST] I use tastyworks and they show you the 1 and 2 sigma values (standard deviation). I pretty much just sell the put and call right on the inside of the 1sigma. Sometimes I move one side in a little if I feel like it will move in one direction or another. [/INST] That was literally exactly what i was gonna do.
[INST] Hiding from my wife [/INST] Lol AAA rated comment
[INST] When's that? [/INST] a long long time from now..it needs to get really bad
[INST] Wtf happened to CHK? I had sold like 8 shares for like 5¢ profit each back in July 30th. Hadn't given CHK a second thought since then. Back then it was $1.63 now its .8168¢ [/INST] I'm going hard on CHK. All of energy has had a nice rebound the last few weeks. I'm going to keep riding it to see how long it lasts
[INST] Where. Link? [/INST] [Here](https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/iinq-m3rg) is the gun crime heatmap. Zoom in to the deep red zones for the deals!
[INST] 148c same expiry [/INST] Did you guys get burned? My put didn't get filled and I didn't have time to day trade. My other calls and puts got sodomized. It hurts.
[INST] even if he gives us proof he's still gay [/INST] Don't be jelly bby
[INST] If it's such a wonderful trade deal -- why hasn't been signed, sealed, delivered, and incorporated. Volatility is on it's way back I think. [/INST] Legal text, agreements and full commitments takes time
[INST] There is no liquidity on these options like I said. Most of them barely have 50 open interest [/INST] Because the markets are closed. Look at the open interest in Jan 17 SPY puts right now. It’s not much better. But besides that you seem to be really really convinced that SPY puts are a better hedge so why not just do that while I do what I do.
[INST] Fair point but keep in mind this isn't some bullshit penny stock. Tricking a few WSB autists with barely 2 nickels to rub together isn't going to have an impact on share price. [/INST] It's not about impacting share price, it's about getting kids into stocks and then dumping it. The inexperienced will be influenced by all the talk and try out yolos on it. The computers then see orders and take the money etc.
[INST] Fuq u 2 you [/INST] Lol u mad
[INST] For real. My coworker lived in Englewood and she legit said she slept in the bathtub because her house had gotten a few bullets through it. Cheap rent though. Like $700 a month for a 3 bedroom house. [/INST] Was her bathtub 500mm steel reinforced or something?
[INST] Thx. Power E*trade mobile app [/INST] is that like etrade lite? My etrade app looks like ass. That interface is sexy and looks like it might even be helpful. Can you link it to a normal Etrade account or do you have to open a 'power etrade account?'
[INST] > SCS whatcha holding anyways wonder does this mean going long on MLHR will be $$$ too cuz they gotta be the same right!? [/INST] 20 dollar calls like 20 contracts bought at .30 never looked at MHLR but go all in on Soy futures we futures naow
[INST] I have dsyxlia. [/INST] I too have dailysx
[INST] I followed Marty into the breach [/INST] Ah god did you buy $90c
[INST] I averaged down way too early too, got both nuts in there now. 12/20s and 12/27s. [/INST] fuck bro why do we do tihs to ourselves!!
[INST] That shit is pretty entertaining though [/INST] For sure. That's why I subbed
[INST] all that hate and stock barely moved ​ what a fucking loser you are [/INST] One day.....
[INST] Either it won’t react, or it’ll be a quick drop and rebound. Non-event really. [/INST] I love this sub. No matter what happens it’s a bull market everything is priced in. Until impeachment happens and the markets only shot in 2020 is a Mayor Booty or Biden (who’s a fuckin’ decaying moron faster than my options) for president.
[INST] 18/F/CA [/INST] Hey bb, I have a great investment opportunity. Do you have a minute to chat?
[INST] I feel you 100%. Fried is best. Lately I have just been craving grilled chicken sandwiches. Cook out has a good one. Am I gay? [/INST] yes
[INST] AMC will not go up, Disney will, but not by a significant amount. This movie isn't estimated to bring in alot of revenue compared to others [/INST] As an AMC bag holder I think you’re right, but I wish you weren’t
[INST] No one like the Apple Watch [/INST] I returned two series 5 Apple watches yesterday. It’s the same watch as series 4 but with a new feature that could have easily been added in a series 4 software update.
[INST] Did you guys get burned? My put didn't get filled and I didn't have time to day trade. My other calls and puts got sodomized. It hurts. [/INST] down 30%
[INST] I’m now beginning to smell some insider here.. haha h/t to you tho sir. If we get a run up in the AM we will be golden [/INST] If....HA! I did my part. I’m gettin turnt off Slow Gin Fizz the next 3 days we hit 23. suck it Paul Manafort
[INST] Same here broski. A nice 10% down day [/INST] We got this!
[INST] [Here](https://data.cityofchicago.org/widgets/iinq-m3rg) is the gun crime heatmap. Zoom in to the deep red zones for the deals! [/INST] Red means profit
[INST] Damn they only gave me level 2. That was probably because I said I told the truth and said that I had no income. [/INST] Classic mistake
[INST] What strike and expiration? About to sell some call spreads tomorrow at open [/INST] 380 12/27
[INST] Theta gonna eat you alive man lol... [/INST] I’ve got 104 long theta on the other end of this trade 🤣
[INST] The Church of Tendies Christ of Latter Day Gains [/INST] Upvote for your motherfucker
[INST] Yes, blame it on the FED while literally everyone says 'stonks only go up' 'buy the dip' 'fucking retard bears hahaha you are poor and deserve it' [/INST] You know that’s 100% false. There were plenty of people here not buying the dip and losing. I also doubt anybody outside this sub did any better.
[INST] I like the DD to. Can’t win em all. Luckily I had mostly shares I will just sit on now [/INST] I’m debating if selling covered calls is worth it. It’s free money if I sell it around my cost basis so worst case I get called and break even
[INST] Na you just brand them cults, because the only difference between a cult and a religion is that in a religion the 'prophet' has been dead for a while. [/INST] Mormons and Scientologists have existed for less than 200 years. How do they make the cut for this bullshit
[INST] Hey I remembered you by your sub tag you were complaining about being a grandma [/INST] Being the sub granny isn't as prestigious as a theta gang soldier so obviously im going to bitch about it.
[INST] This morning I was nearly there- fucking thing slammed down @ open 2.5%. I almost sold so many times since taking the positions- happpy I held through. [/INST] It dips in the morning almost every day these days. Then it recovers. I started daytrading that pattern. Not sure how long it'll hold, but on no news end of year, it might.
[INST] Planning to buy calls near 300. Bad? [/INST] For the next few days I’d say so
[INST] Utah’s population is also expected to grow by 50% by 2050 because of all the babies the Mormons pump out. Definitely buy a house there if you want to have guaranteed real estate appreciation. [/INST] True. Mormons are baby factories. But, it's also true that Utah grew more from transplants than internal population growth. Also, I own 3 homes in SLC. I sold one last year. Can confirm SLC real estate has better returns than any of my shares -- and I was long $75k shares of SHOP last year. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Cheers.
[INST] Apple Watch is on sale for $175?? [/INST] I could only find some for 3 something I'll keep looking
[INST] Marry into it [/INST] Don’t think I haven’t thought about it.
[INST] This is WSB dog We are literally famous for the riskiest most rewarding bets. A short squeeze like TLRY or BYND would be legendary. Jump in and join us on our journey to yacht life [/INST] *dawg. Everything else is absolutely correct
[INST] Ugh fine. I’ve started working on it today. Expect a new video at the end of the week. I’m surprised how popular it is so I’ll put more focus on it. Just be prepared that episode 7 isn’t the most impressive trade. [/INST] I'm still excited. I've learned tons from the series.
[INST] Dude I'd slap down a $100 deposit on a Tesla Winnebago [/INST] Tesselbago just rolls off the tongue.
[INST] Wait for the call at 5:30. Just to be sure [/INST] Call went as bad as I hoped. I think I’m gonna be better when the hedge funds start trimming their positions tomorrow and the downgrades roll in.
[INST] I prefer your dad's. [/INST] ...but you are your dad, late 90s Trent is that you?
[INST] When I come up with trade ideas can you just slap me and yell 'NO!' In my face ? [/INST] Yes but only if you do the same for me 😂 But seriously r u capitulating 🐻 -> 🐃 ⁉️ 😳😳😳
[INST] One word: GREED [/INST] We know how this ends.
[INST] Keep holding brother. I had $60 calls for 20cents and I thought I might need tbe money so I sold. I should've just waited it out I'd be up so much more [/INST] same i sold some for 100% and some for 600%
[INST] Good because i have 20k in calls and 40k in shares. [/INST] Nice
[INST] Wow we get it, you have a degree [/INST] Arm and hammer is better
[INST] Id say probably more than a handful, $430k isn't that much. [/INST] Regardless, it's a small percentage of the population.
[INST] You can do it--was 4k in the hole and dug myself out (and then some) and quit options. Have a stock portfolio mainly selling spread and covered calls--my biggest rule now? Don't buy options. Doesn't quite replicate the crack of watching a good options play skyrocket, but it scratches the itch mostly. Can still play riskier positions but know that I am gaining passive $$ with the stonks that are relatively infinitely less risky. [/INST] It's this hopium that's gotten me where I am now... Kept chasing the dragon
[INST] Who do congressman/women represent? Their states interests..... and you can bet big Ag and other commercial companies involved or looking at getting stakes in the industry arent going to allow Canada or EU marijuana products into the US without putting up a huge fight. [/INST] Oh wow.
[INST] I know right, fucking things don't fit in the hole [/INST] That's what she said
[INST] Thanks [/INST] Highly recommend if you have the time! It’s one of my favorite tv shows. Picks up speed and really just gets so insane
[INST] NVDA toasted my ass big time in 2016. It’s on my do not trade list. [/INST] Fair enough.
[INST] I think the autist known as OP meant a debit spread. But even then, I don't know why he'd make a bullish bet this way... 🤔 [/INST] I absolutely meant credit spread
[INST] Call went as bad as I hoped. I think I’m gonna be better when the hedge funds start trimming their positions tomorrow and the downgrades roll in. [/INST] Fingers crossed
[INST] If you’re worried, roll ‘em out and you’ll be fine [/INST] How do you roll them out if they are only worth .01?
[INST] Good I noticed that too and seems kinda slow. But it's always encouraging to see seasons rated higher as the show goes on [/INST] The first season is basically a murder mystery with some politics thrown in. It seems almost like a prequel to establish the setting. The scope of the plot expands drastically each season after that. Some shows *cough*Weeds*cough* go off the rails when they try that, but this one keeps it together and keeps getting cooler.
[INST] you bought fd's 10% out of the money at peak iv without selling any in conjunction so my advice sir is manage your expectations [/INST] new people learning about IV crush every earnings!
[INST] Commissions? [/INST] Where
[INST] Interesting theory.. only one way to find out! I can definitely see it starting a bull run even without the algos. [/INST] Canopy gains lol
[INST] Right now Everyone: time in the market beats timing market. Everything’s gucci pro rates low money nowhere to go. Sp500 deserves 24x or ratio. Apple deserves 25x or ratio it’s actually cheap. Don’t bet against the best economy in the world After crash: Everyone: turns out something was fucked all along. Oops [/INST] 'Everyone told us 'time in the market beats timing the market'!! Nobody saw this coming! Bears were predicting a crash since 2011!'
[INST] God damn. Is there any right time to buy into earnings? [/INST] Don't buy retarded strikes and expirations. Better yet, don't play earnings. Source: 0 for 10 on earnings
[INST] How does Roku make money beyond the device? The devices are cheap and I dont see device revenue stream growing forever. [/INST] like everybody else does. sell ads against your streaming habits
[INST] Yes, dude's a dumbass, but this story is obviously fake. She's not going to get with you because she's not real. Actually... that might increase your odds. Godspeed, bro. [/INST] Fuck. You right. I cant believe my bullshit detector didnt go off on this one. Ive been on reddit long enough to know. Like, if im on r/all I can smell it from a mile away, but this didnt register. You right. And im not much for the pothead bitches, no offense, I was just kinda thinking 'shitty human' not fake.
[INST] Not to turn this into a dick measuring contest or anything but I had an $8500 position in dis, half shares, half in $145 Jan 2020 calls. I was at a 2.10 avg on the calls and sold at a loss a few weeks before dis plus. I exited my entire position for around a $700 loss. Would’ve made me 7000 if I held :( [/INST] Aw bro :( sometimes you gotta have the iron hand and stay through the losses
[INST] If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free [/INST] 'And he really did give that blowjob'
[INST] Probably right [/INST] Prolly the worst bet ive ever heard. Look at roku and find one instance where it stayed flat lol... Especially in the past year lol. Id understand inversing me or a straddle but condor? Idk man. Risky bet.
[INST] That 5% he lost probably didn't matter too much then. [/INST] I thought so too
[INST] lol he's ignoring this [/INST] Bump, so we need an answer OP.. all time chart or you sir... Are a charlatan. I said it...
[INST] I buy every dip. Won't be seeing SPY under 300 until after the election. [/INST] The recession is officially canceled boys
[INST] I’d like to get a lil piece of daddy fed money. [/INST] You'll be on food stamps soon enough...
[INST] Seems like people are to broken to comment much on $AMRN, from 200+ yesterday down to 29 today. [/INST] Honestly I didn't get on the bandwagon until November, but it's the first time I've ever been so sure about a stock. Told everyone and their momma to get on board. Got burned after adcom and once again after FDA approval. No lie, am a little broken.
[INST] No once sells that far out [/INST] IT'S PRICED IN
[INST] LINE? [/INST] DiCaprio in once upon a time in Hollywood
[INST] Rocket league [/INST] bro i just rebuilt a suspension while you drove your car into a soccer ball. child 😂
[INST] How about “Buying Low” and “Selling High” [/INST] We don't do that here
[INST] Anyone with an IQ over 70 knows that he’ll get impeached but he won’t get removed from office. He’ll be finishing out his term regardless [/INST] Terms*
[INST] But that's like every other month [/INST] Not really
[INST] But at the current rate of increase? No. Years of low interest rates has led to billions of borrowed dollars being fed back in. I'm in Canada and most people live off credit. Not quite as bad tmas the USA. Any financial difficulties and you have exploding personal insolvency and then no one will be spending and the bubble pops. Getting closer and closer. [/INST] I disagree
[INST] HOW DO I REACH THESE KIDSSS [/INST] Too soon. RIP
[INST] MCD Beckys < SBUX Beckys though [/INST] Agreed
[INST] Pure autism here [/INST] What am I missing
[INST] Sleep in your car, I did it too for a while. Becomes a home oddly enough. I don't know whether you can flatten / rip out your back seats though, I could. [/INST] Sadly they fold down there just at an angle. An yes I had to sleep in my car last year briefly. We’ve all been there at some point. Just gotta stay strong during these times you feel me I just want WSB friends to hit a bull run on there stocks before Christmas
[INST] Ohhh I'm gonna have to try that. I never eat at Burger King so their locations are like black holes in my mental map. So I always forget they're even there. I'm going to continue to make poor ~~investing~~ gambling decisions so I should probably get my breakfast spending under control and BK is a good option. [/INST] There's rarely a line too or at least for the ones near me.
[INST] Marketwatch is cancer. If it‘s so easy, why doesn’t Brett whateverhisname outsmart all these monkeys on Wallstreet and get a fat paycheck? No, still writing for marketwatch, what a cuck [/INST] Correction, market watch is a dumpster fire which causes cancer
[INST] You'll be on food stamps soon enough... [/INST] Didn't you hear? They cut those benefits.
[INST] The most fucking retarded one can be on a Wednesday. [/INST] A hump day. Well my puts are fucked
[INST] Why did you reply to yourself??? [/INST] i remember the first time you replied to yourself
[INST] It's been on such a rocket ship over the past month, and Lulu's ER wasn't great. NKE has been my biggest earner all year very reliable stock to trade, but I am not playing ER. I did play last ER and it was great. I will buy any dip if there is any if they miss, and I will buy after ER if it beats. [/INST] Solid plan. Greed is tempting me though.