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I’m a scientist not a lawyer.
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C = 2 π R
R will be increasing daily |
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Have you done acid lol
This ain’t making sense to me. Your tolerance is out in two weeks, so I have no clue how that curves abuse.
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Yeah I’ve done acid and feel as if it can be abused. In fact our local acid dealer is pretty mentally fucked from all the tabs he’s doing.
My point was about Elon’s use, not abuse, of drugs. |
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I did the Dalio hedge, with a little more time. Bought puts on SPY with 6/20/2020 exp. for about 20% of my option trading budget. we'll see what the new year holds!
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two words: Fuck SPY.
Its price action gets me pissed everytime i think about it. good luck bearbro. I would be so fucked had actually implemented my bearish view on the general market the past quarter. |
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you can look forward to your down month
i look forward to my 10-11 months of green
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I look forward to a correction to then go long. I admit I was a moron to not go long last December. |
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Honestly I didn't know about IVR or IVP until you mentioned it. IVR seems like a really good metric to use when evaluating potential new investment opportunities. I definitely start using that. For the size of my portfolio atm, i can still rationalize selling options on the stock. Good luck with the hunt!
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Keep learning. You're on a profitable path if you keep learning. |
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Upvoted
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Downvoted back to 420 |
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Got AAPL Jan calls near $200.
Sold near 230 cuz it's as good as it'll get with all these trade war backdrop.
Woops. But who am I kidding I would have dumped well before 280 too.
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Damn I feel that. I always tell myself not to be greedy but then immediately feel regret when selling early. |
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Short 325 put long 320. I need BA to stay above 325 on the 27th in order not to get major cucked. If it was a bear put spread you’d be long the puts and not short the puts. So the positions would be opposite.
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Thank you I'm good now.. Im thinking BA bad news is priced in, run up tomro, eow at the latest. |
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So he’s a swinger?
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That's what he says, but I'm pretty sure he's actually just 🌈🌈🌈 |
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Yes. Withdraw at any time, no tax. Withdrawal gets added back to contribution room in the future year.
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wow |
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Need a BECKY etf
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Only with leverage. |
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Half a tril in liquidity says yes
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ELI three and a half w/ learning disability plz |
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Why did you board a grounded plane
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Only the 737 Max are grounded. Believe or not there are other 737s |
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$50k
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You got big floaty balls |
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When 737s start flying in may of next year and 400s start printing everyone will say “gosh what an easy play how did I miss it”.
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https://reut.rs/38IlNEY
Idk yo |
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Like what?
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Per latest conference call...
Treadmill / Bike version 2.
More accurate parameters measuring.
Yoga video content.
Row machine way later on. |
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SDC
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This one got me |
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Bro he’s retiring and waiting for his replacement. ROKU has had great growth but nothing absurd
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That we know about. *shrug* it's a risk-on situation no matter how you look at it. |
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No it’s about 42069 days. Or lose 5g and only make 500 or 1million back. No in between.
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After losing 5k I got a lot better at taking a fucking gain and walking away. |
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A blow job is still a job
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A loophole is still a hole. |
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Maybe u jus think that
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No one that comes out of my school hates it - could ask anyone that graduates |
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The more MAXs are out there, the bigger their liability for all the grounded planes
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Priced in bud |
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Sure, just noting that it happened. I don't think any trade headline has credibility anymore.
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I agree. I personally think the headlines aren’t related to the pumps. They’re cover for the pumps. |
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There's no way you are that stupid. The KGB was clearly Mexican.
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Mexican Joker was obviously a plant |
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With a Spread you Buy and Sell the same amount of calls or puts, so they are used against each other.
I suggest you read up on spreads a bit, for example: https://www.schwab.com/resource-center/insights/content/reducing-risk-with-credit-spread-options-strategy-0
For collateral on selling naked calls/puts I think that is determined by the broker so I am not sure, (could be wrong here, I've never looked into selling naked options).
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Ohhhhhh that makes so much sense, I must be retarded. Thanks! |
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No problem! I learned a few things also!
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This is literally the 2nd or 3rd result in the google search I pasted. Jesus christ |
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Time to order up a hot put. #beargang
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Thinking a 129c 12/20 prob 4 contacts
What about y’all |
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My best guess is that PTI will hot around $8 this week, then after January should be over $10
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Alright you convinced me, buying some more tomorrow |
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What's the short interest at
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7 mil shares shorted last week- it’s all up from here |
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@semodough is a really good follow on twitter. he often posts upcoming catalysts. of course, you have to do your own DD but it's a great source for generating trade ideas.
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>semodough
Sweet ill keep an eye out |
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Yeet!
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And let's bet on it as well. Then wonder if the resulting odds are a proper reflection of the actual probability to win. |
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This isn’t the place for “quality.” This is the place for get rich quick schemes.
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get rich quick memes you say? |
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Yeah, tell me about it because NFLX, DIS...not to mention you have to put up with people who missed common etiquette/courtesy 101 class by talking/eating loudly in the theatre.
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A
And redditing |
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Roku CFO stepped down.
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It’ll come up tomorrow fucking watch |
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You have much to learn about my methods of shitposting and when I chose to display it 👨🏫
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It’s true 🙏 |
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Proof or u gay
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even if he gives us proof he's still gay |
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But what would be the catalyst for a company that halted production to take off any time soon?
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The FAA giving the clear for the plane to fly again |
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Puts on DRRX or biogen. Both have P3 drugs that are setup for failure more than Michael Jordan's baseball career. It's like being in a Tijuana whore house with no condoms and only 1 paper bag.
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Are you telling him to fuck a lunch bag in Mexico? |
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DIK?
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SUK? |
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2018 should be proof that even bots get it wrong. Like crashing massively and then coming back a few months later to ATHS despite fundamentally not changing much, doesn't make sense.
Algos get it wrong
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Algos generally *don’t* get it wrong, algorithms don’t trade long term either, the average holding period is less than a minute. They don’t care about the long term direction of stocks, only any non-random movements. That’s the entire point of algorithms. They eliminate non-random movements. |
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two words: Fuck SPY.
Its price action gets me pissed everytime i think about it. good luck bearbro. I would be so fucked had actually implemented my bearish view on the general market the past quarter.
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brokebear checking in. i died shorting SPY & CAT this past quarter.
I thought whales would be selling for year end gains.... not happening. CAT has bad earnings, still pumping.... me. |
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who the fuck watches the dow?
dow[ns syndrome] see?
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You’re brilliant. |
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$15 million a month ago https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1428439.htm
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WOW!!! No wonder he can 'retire' in his late 40s!! |
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uppies or downies in vroom vroom go go?
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Would you please repeat. |
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when you sell, you only are at risk of assignment if the stock price violates your short strike.
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Well I don’t know what their margin requirements are but getting assigned $50 million in $SPY at a $20 million loss will ruin someone’s day. |
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This is the real play. BA is big enough to absorb the program shutdown, but Spirit Aero depends on BA for a crazy amount of its business.
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Puts on Jobs in Kansas. Puts on Kansas and DOrthy. |
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Wtf you brought short dated calls after a stock went up 12% the past week?
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Stonks only go up :(? |
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I have two accounts. One I was using for a hold long term kind of situation with a decently performing dividend stock (BX). The other I was using for day trading. After a three month experiment I was able to make 15% growth plus dividend payouts on the first one, and lost 24% in the day trading one. I have lost my urge to day trade.
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I too use the dual account technique. Turns out I suck at day trading and could have just been selling premium.... |
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Then my Jan calls are fucked
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I mean that's my speculation. Doesn't mean your calls are fucked. Then again who's to say Pfizer doesn't come out with a statement next week and say they will buy out AMRN? What's your strike price if you don't mind me asking? |
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Add me in the screenshot.
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Me tooooo |
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I mean he's not crazy and not stupid. The dude did get himself elected to the POTUS position. He's also been straight-edge sober for a few decades. If you, him, and I sat in a room together - he'd have some interesting shit to say and we'd be quite a bore for him, if you really think about it.
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I wouldn’t be boring and probably you wouldn’t be either. He has achieved more and his wealth and status have allowed him to experience so many things we haven’t. But the poorest farmer can entertain a king with their wit and their mind...and their heart🌈 |
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WOOP WOOP
WOOP WOOP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP PULL UP
https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E
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Meanwhile Airbus be like...
RETARD RETARD
RETARD RETARD |
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Yes, but this is his unrealized gains
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https://imgur.com/a/dvSLmW7 |
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People should just buy airbus
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Also too big to fail, with the added bonus that their planes aren't crashing and every Boeing bad news sends their stock up
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I hear they have their own software issues. Only a matter of time before short busses are falling out of the sky. |
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I’m referring to IV percentile. It’s 34% at that expiration with a +/- of 3%.
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That's still within a standard deviation of the median.
I'm not saying it can't work. I wouldn't make the trade though. $TSLA had an IV percentile under 10%. I'd rather make that trade, honestably. |
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And what is the point of doing this?
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To stay listed on the stock exchanges they need to keep over $1 per share for a certain amount of time otherwise they go to OTC/Pink sheets |
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End of 2020 sounds good. End of 2019 sounds retarded.
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Dammit.. |
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or wendy's
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chick-fil-gay their tendies are pretty gay. |
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ROKU behaves like a storefront for the market. They won't be replaced
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I remember when I thought Yahoo, AOL and Myspace could never be replaced |
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Already have a 12/27 $130 call so jump in
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148c same expiry |
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I remember watching this video. Vox always has really well done videos on San array of subjects. Their journalism sucks most of the time but their YouTube channel is top notch. It was really interesting. It comes down to the fact that the 737 is too low to the ground compared to the A320 (I think that’s the competing model).
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Yep, and to reduce cost they preferred to keep the body of a previous model and install the motor protruding above the wings. The location of the motor...... yep corporate greed. There is no way to cut it.
I like most of their videos as well. |
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ok zoomer
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Ok tumor |
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I wish i understood that more clearly. I’m still yet a simple autist.
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read this and feel free to ask questions https://squeezemetrics.com/download/white_paper.pdf |
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Absolutely. But are you claiming sainthood on this too? To be fair I’ve done this countless times without a ticket so I was being sympathetic.
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I stop for school buses if that's what you're asking.
I have kids so I can vaguely imagine what kind of life devastating pain would come from having a kid mowed down by someone who can't be bothered to follow simple traffic laws.
It's also an immediate lose your license offence where I'm from, so there's that too. |
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I updated the iOS app over the weekend....
It’s under:
Portfolio tab at bottom.... performance should show up on upper right
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Mine updated too, but I have Android. Don't see that on mine. Maybe they don't want me to see my performance and get my feelings hurt |
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I’ve been wondering when amazon will try to just over take them, they have or are building all the assets they need to be a shipping company
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Something something.. $AMZN 3000! Just buying their aircraft, ground crews and pilots would be worth a takeover. |
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>The real news will be if the BA/Embraer merger goes according to plan
For some reason people keep forgetting this. Mergers do wonders for a battered stock.
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For sure. Throw in some interventionism by the Brazilian gov’t and you could be in for a wild ride |
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Alibaba*
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There is often no meaningful distinction. The same sellers are on both sites and you can get the same volume rates on AliExpress by contacting the seller. |
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*when*
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*it* |
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5318008
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Big if 58008 |
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All tomato sauce has sugar in it to balance the acidity of the tomato’s you dingus
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Not all, some use alot of sugar in the dough |
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should have it sort by count rather than alphabetical
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Yeah just fixed that. I’m going to make into into a website prob |
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What does that imply?
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It's like when you buy a gun because you GUH'd your account and it comes with a trigger. Why? Because it's priced in. |
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An extra 33 hours for “work” to make an extra $5.70 an hour...
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Sure, but if thats a 33% raise from 15-20$ an hour... |
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I spat.
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Hate people who don’t swallow |
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Why 72% make 100%. Jokes aside, why everyone is predicting drop in SPY?
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Because the last 2 months have been an insane run up on rumors and maybe repo. Either the market shifted so fundamentally that everything became 10% more valuable or this is unbridled hopium. |
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All of the superfans who went out of their way to see it as soon as possible loved it? Ya don't say!
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Everyone from storm trooper costume nerds to entertainment reporters were ecstatic. It's going to do $1.6 billion minimum, you heard it here first. Plenty of cuddly new characters to turn into figurines and lunch boxes too. |
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thats like a 2% drop. wont happen unless ww3 is declared or something
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Thats why im counting on Kim to create a Christmas miracle |
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SUK?
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$20. |
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What are they on the cutting edge for AI?
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They are on the cutting edge for defense and space related AI applications.
https://www.boeing.com/defense/autonomous-systems/index.page
Here is their joint venture with DARPA on a fully autonomous space craft.
https://www.darpa.mil/program/experimental-space-plane
If BA has access to the DARPA, then they have access to the most cutting edge stuff in the US. |
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> Because $BA is Too Big To Fail.
Boeing isn't a bank. There are things that can happen to it that are very different from 'failing', while simultaneously presenting a significant impairment of capital (the somewhat obscure definition of 'bag holding a blue chip').
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>Boeing isn't a bank.
I've defended why BA is Too Big To Fail. To sum it up, it has to do with the amount of jobs that would be lost, and the DOD literally, and physically cannot operate without them, makes the notion of BA going under a national security threat. |
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I was fucking with AMD at $8, just swing trading, if I only knew then... but on paper it wasn’t a good company, it had 1/10 of the market share and hella debt. It meme’d itself to recovery. I expect a 30% haircut.
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Spoiler alert: still isn't a good company |
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Do i just yolo every penny then?
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Hey I remembered you by your sub tag you were complaining about being a grandma |
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bruh get on that smhd 20% dividends leggo
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nah man :D i like the underlying assets
( I had REML for some time )
for BIG Dividends i have Antero Midstream
and for loosing money I have options <.< |
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Not sure if I still have it as I was very much expelled from high school due to the way I behaved in and outside of the classroom but I will look.
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Following, sounds great |
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Nope. It’s common knowledge that acid runs through your body quick and doesn’t show up on standard drug tests.
Also have met people where LSD has been a problem.
???
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no because there aren't any. |
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Phenomena do dooo do do do.. phenomena do do do do. Phenomena do dooo do do do .. do do do.. do do do.. do do do do do do do do do do.
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Suck |
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I’m not playing earnings of REITS or dividend stocks dude. The ones i’d use this for historically gave gap ups/downs, preferably around 5%. The goal would be to play the run up (IV crush) and sell the winning contract at open. Not let it play out for weeks after.
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Go ahead. Remember to post your result here. Your service will be remembered. |
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I owned a second edition Roku and gave it away because it was too slow to use. My Xbox is hundreds of times faster and I'm not exaggerating.
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New TCL TVs run the programs (I mainly use Netflix, YouTube, Disney+) MUCH faster than my Xbox One X. I only have the Xbox still for 4K Blu Ray content.
But we aren’t here to compare dicks, because if performance was important you’d have a dedicated HTPC. I’m just saying the integration for Roku TV from my experience is superb. |
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Hey it's me BA puts guy. Not until +100k
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Ugh...fine. |
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Eyelash*
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William* |
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Sounds like a way to lose money on both sides. Playing earnings with options is super risky even if it is a strangle
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All the earnings I've played lately haven't moved enough to make cheddar, even doing verticals to mitigate the IV crush.
Thinking of selling condors next time, so I'm sure I'll end up picking some turd that just crushes their next ER. |
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Genius. Parachutes work for the space shuttle. Are planes that much different???
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Yes. The primary function of the parachutes on the Space Shuttle was to slow the decent of the front wheel. |
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There is a growing movement in the sub for stock trading instead of options guhhhing
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But, that takes awhile.... |
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>Every other week, we vote to decide which stock to pump.
SEC, this part right here.
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There's a few gem writers on SA that actually write quality DD on stocks under the radar. Just have to spend the time reading through all the filth.
As for holding the stock, there were regular insider buys in the 10s and 20s during the first half of the year before it really started to rally higher.
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So, uh, what writers? |
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Well I don’t know what their margin requirements are but getting assigned $50 million in $SPY at a $20 million loss will ruin someone’s day.
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Never truer words spoken |
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how do you like that strategy now?
sorry for your loss
seriously, buy calls ITM instead of this strategy, selling cash covered puts is a losing strategy over the long term
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Not true. Shit like Boeing don’t happen often
I just happen to buy at one of the worst times in the company history.
It’s ok tho. I have done this before in 2008 and it actually is what made me rich today
My iron hands |
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So you stick it up your ass
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I stick my dick up your mother ASSHOE |
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>GLD puts
It's gonna be okay bro. Fed can't pump gold right?
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That’s what I was thinking. But gold been running up with spy :/ |
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