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[INST] Nah I'm gay. I'm watching golf. [/INST] Trump's cup?
[INST] Indeed. I would assume this most closely aligns with our 'personal risk tolerance' [/INST] Personal Risk Tolerance Capitalize it, remember we are professional autist now!
[INST] I like gifs. I cum in 15 seconds anyway, it's easier to scroll through gifs and not hear any fake moaning. [/INST] Yea I watched an actual video after years of gifs and I was blown away by how horrible the noises are
[INST] That’s not a “days” list, that’s a “Wilson” list. [/INST] #challenge accepted
[INST] I cant read [/INST] Which is why we rely on RH colors
[INST] problem with that is people will always want more. Once you start give things to people for free, they will start to believe that it's their right to get free stuffs Either way, the end is inevitable. We just dont know when [/INST] Kinda think the banks are there lol
[INST] >In college I probably did 60/mo before Chipotle came along. Somewhere in a datacenter, your healthcare insurance provider correlates your comments to your ID and is bumping up your insurance rate as we speak. [/INST] That's some Logan's run level stuff there.
[INST] Before making any trade, understand the mechanics in full and why you’re doing it. Read every post here about people who lost their shirts selling spreads. Take a beat and ask yourself if options trading is for you *right now*, or if more research might make sense before you send your reddit karma to infinity. [/INST] This guy fucks
[INST] Weird, I don't remember asking about patents. [/INST] oh fuck your boy is serving it hot in here fuck
[INST] Nice. Did you sell before ARWR went down last week? [/INST] Yeah i closed my positions last week, ill probably open more when Q1 earnings comes up.
[INST] Try doing some winning plays [/INST] Yeah it’s literally free money
[INST] 'No one cared who I was until I put on the sauce' [/INST] If i take that topping off will you die?
[INST] :| [/INST] :c
[INST] Use the calculator: https://www.optionseducation.org/toolsoptionquotes/optionscalculator Put in longer and longer Days To Expiration for a 400 call for AAPL and you'll see it stays at 130. So I actually offered too much. [/INST] And here I thought you couldn’t get more autistic.
[INST] You don't necessarily know that it will take 5 years to reach the strike price. It could never reach it. [/INST] GUH
[INST] He doesn't, that's the point [/INST] Yeah we're on Reddit of course we don't fuck, it seemed obvious to me
[INST] I am holding mine. I think it runs up before earnings. Everyone knows they will blow out the sub numbers or Disney + [/INST] Exactly what I was thinking too, or at least hoping for
[INST] Says the one who doesn’t even have a mum [/INST] “Hello... I would like to report a murder,”
[INST] Don’t most brokerages do this? I think IBKR does this as well [/INST] No only if u don’t have enough to cover it
[INST] Rtx ?? Gtx??? I work in wallstreet make over 288k and don’t know what the fuck is that Stop learning useless fucken shit man [/INST] Ok Boomer. Shits too advance for your ancient brain
[INST] Ongoing regulatory changes will make it easier to offer leveraged products, but they have generally been off-limits to date. Plan to start researching soon. [/INST] I hope you are serious. This is a cool Topic.
[INST] This is the internet, you're allowed to say Niagara. [/INST] /u/nwordcountbot
[INST] This. Robinhood is by far the best day trading platform. Ive tried all of then in my endless cycle to get around my numerous pdt flags and i prefer robinhood vastly more. I use td for the charts though. Anything but td and rh arent worth the time. [/INST] TD has a decent mobile app interface? I'll have to look into that. I would love 3 and 5 minute candles, and MACD. I'm decent at eyeballing it, but it would still help.
[INST] Holy shit its real. 'SLIM is a market cap selected and weighted fund that focuses on companies from all over the world positioned to serve the obese.' [/INST] I saw them fly by on OEO, their [portfolio](https://i.imgur.com/Mmk5P5o.jpg) is pretty neat. Best find on that list: Herbalife.
[INST] Would you sell a never-expiring AAPL Call contract with a strike price of 400 dollars, for 150 dollars? [/INST] No, that would be stupid af
[INST] What the fuck were you masturbating to on Reddit? Edit: Thanks for the links guys. GF broke up with me a few days ago [/INST] r/mademefap
[INST] Except you don't understand that I'd sell calls on top and quickly short futures if that happened. So eat it. [/INST] Sounds like you’ve it all figured out
[INST] Ford has 100 billion in debt [/INST] Holy shit >Number 2 most indebted US company, Ford with $159.7 billion in debt. https://wolfstreet.com/2019/07/26/the-most-indebted-companies-in-america/
[INST] Their pizza is sweet, like the sauce has sugar in it [/INST] Almost all murican tomato sauces (and afaik every pizza chain's) have added sugar and it's disgusting to anyone who knows better.
[INST] It’s not Haupt’s post [/INST] Oh wow. you're right. My bad.
[INST] Literally awful advice in regards to this post. Under the assumption that large swings are imminent, selling options is Garbo advice. Not that selling options is Garbo advice in general, just that in the context of this thread. Edit: I stand potentially corrected. I didn't read the article, though, so I dunno. [/INST] Ackshually, the article states that out of the money options are commanding higher premiums. Large swings aren’t necessarily imminent, but options are being priced like they are. So i think it’s valid advice.
[INST] If he brought shares he would've be ok tho [/INST] Not on margin (sounds like it)
[INST] That's some Logan's run level stuff there. [/INST] Logan's run didn't have to worry about the skyrocketing cost of healthcare for people middle age and above ;)
[INST] Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* [/INST] ☝️ The correct answer for newb dweebs in any country.
[INST] Baby girl, I've always been looking for younger ones. Just the dream was Jesus telling me it's ok. Also test same :( Adding copper to my zinc, gonna see if it helps [/INST] Jesus told you to find a young Becky?
[INST] Out of Pizza Hut, Dominos, and PJ, my household definitely prefers the Hut. [/INST] YUM knows what’s good.
[INST] This worked for me last time [/INST] Same here, had calls eod for the spike
[INST] man exactly, especially those slow moving dividend stocks- 1 mill in like ko/jnj/T type stocks will get you an annual income to the tune of like 40k [/INST] Then I forget what sub I’m on
[INST] Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* [/INST] Krugman?
[INST] My family gave us cash and didnt let us spend it, so inflation losses for years and years [/INST] I did get $50 savings bonds too, so there's that.
[INST] I was referring to equity prices, not gdp or anything else [/INST] **annual yield** or **returns** ... who the fk uses gdp terminology with equity assets...
[INST] You want someone to explain the 45 minutes of collective research this sub has put together in order to trade options? [/INST] Around 4-6 months of following bloomberg this sub, Wikipedia, options explained articles. Making gut trades on a sim robinhood, and a couple of small trades. AND IM STILL CONFUSED AS EVER!
[INST] Apple is at its all time high. Analysts have known about the AirPod popularity. Fair to say it’s probably PrIcEd In [/INST] how could they possibly know without going to all these stores like OP?
[INST] I buy enough SPY calls, I haven't set foot in wall mart in a while. [/INST] Yeah, I only buy etfs. Still shopping at Walmart 😑
[INST] You're being silly, bears don't pleasure truck drivers because they have to, they do it for fun 😂 [/INST] 🤭
[INST] On top of that, the ticker is literally CONN Who buys that shit? [/INST] Hahaha
[INST] Short form for SPIDER-MAN [/INST] I believe it stands for [Man-Spider.](https://imgur.com/r/IASIP/ADdZduB)
[INST] Just buy it back. And you don't know that apple will reach 400, or 550, not even if you have infinite time. [/INST] Really? Just buy it back. Why would you sell it back at a loss hahaha and yeah given infinite time and no benefit even if the stock gos down wtf is there for me in that deal? Nothing but acquired risk. Seriously dude. Just buy it back. Ok give me 150 for the contract and then buy it back at 130 ??!
[INST] I can't think of a time when the monetization of debt has ever worked out in history [/INST] Why you gotta be a debbie downer? Just moon AMD, if things go to shit we're in this together my man.
[INST] I could’ve sworn it was the 34th? No? [/INST] That was last year.
[INST] The market will correct itself again and go up to $160 😎 [/INST] After checking out $85. Got it.
[INST] Lol. Florida is very cheap if you're not on the coast or downtown of a large city. I also bought a smaller house that was bank foreclosed and market was down etc. Basically perfect storm. House is worth 140-150ish now I'd say. [/INST] Are you the mode of r/investing? Because here at wsb we believe in living in coastal cities, paying high rents and hoping that one of the YOLOs gets us the downpayment for that lake house we all are looking for.
[INST] Nah. I've seen hundreds over the years. [/INST] Doesn't mean you don't have it friend, it is the hidden disease and condoms don't always protect.. not to mention the fact that I am near positive you didn't have the latex on during all those blowjobs. You do you and maybe I've been there too. Simply something to think about. I'm done with all that shit. I'm not saying I'm holier than thou I just have a penchant for really good stuff that is hard to come by these days. I suffer so I have some really good experiences.
[INST] Most people are too dumb to do it because there is no 2.5 strike. I CHECKED! :d [/INST] You're joking, yeah?
[INST] Yeah me too. *Edit: Didn't realise it was a legit award with a ribbon that looks like two Tesla tiddies. 10/10* [/INST] Lol, get on my level bruh Mods have been changing them up.. there was once a rainbow dildo I wanted lol
[INST] I am short a $24 put……… And I plan to cover that and short a $26 put……… [/INST] I’m also short a $17 leap put
[INST] Im thinking it touches 3211, how about you? [/INST] Honestly it could make an extra 60pt move after new year as a blowoff top. But I’m gonna start buying some June 2900 puts at 3200 and average down every few days until the drop comes. Get them cheap while vix is weak
[INST] Don’t forget to hedge with 3 AM alarm clock for max sleep schedule fuckery. [/INST] that'd give me an hour to drink beers before i gotta leave for work
[INST] Right now my go to is PTI. The IV has been over 300% for a couple weeks and it is giving me great results from puts and calls sold. [/INST] I can't sell anything substantial in a four dollar stock with only monthlies and dime wide markets. And the IVR is 36 in there, so it's actually low compared to itself. Sadly, I gotta pass.
[INST] So sad, I have been holding vixy since October and so fucking sad [/INST] F
[INST] 🧂🚀 [/INST] Is this a tip? I'm listening!
[INST] The falling knife variety of steel? [/INST] Yeah, only the good stuff.
[INST] If too much shit gets stolen you just ask one of your sweatshop workers to pop out another kid to reduce cost. [/INST] Solid capitalist strategy. Elon tried building worker housing in Nevada like they do in India and China.. it didn't go through.
[INST] That is how quickly people spend money basically. Every recession you can see how it goes down. This is why Trump said if I'm not reelected it will be worse than the great depression. [/INST] He’s right, but for the wrong reasons.
[INST] Agreed. The control premium is being understated. If they tried to float the whole company, they would get way more than $2 trillion. [/INST] Care to elaborate?
[INST] But why is BA doing shit again? [/INST] May have to fully stop 737 Max production until safety audits are completed
[INST] Biggest issue to me is that the spread is way wider, SPY has way more volume. [/INST] Before giving up on wider spreads, take some time to see why they may be better than narrow spreads in most cases: [https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trade-managers/episodes/widening-spreads-vs-multiplying-contracts-10-09-2018](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trade-managers/episodes/widening-spreads-vs-multiplying-contracts-10-09-2018)
[INST] Man I meant to get puts Friday, missed the boat... gonna tank tomorrow [/INST] What happened to Boeing? I sold my puts Friday.
[INST] The one in your mouth or the one in your sister? [/INST] The one in your mom
[INST] I saw them fly by on OEO, their [portfolio](https://i.imgur.com/Mmk5P5o.jpg) is pretty neat. Best find on that list: Herbalife. [/INST] I expected no less. Da vita is pretty funny though.
[INST] Krugman? [/INST] Paul 'the internet will end up as economically impactful as the fax machine' Krugman
[INST] how could they possibly know without going to all these stores like OP? [/INST] It’s the only way to find out
[INST] I'm actually against democracy. Under Capitostatism (my preferred system), it would be one Stateshare, one vote. /u/GermyBones /u/OpDickSledge /u/slot-floppies [/INST] I'm going to publish that paper before you do.
[INST] Almost all murican tomato sauces (and afaik every pizza chain's) have added sugar and it's disgusting to anyone who knows better. [/INST] All tomato sauce has sugar in it to balance the acidity of the tomato’s you dingus
[INST] Recession has been canceled literally. As long as the Federal Federal continues buying toxic assets and government treasuries with Monopoly money. Stonks can only go up. The 2018 Crash coincidently occurred when the Federal Reserve started to sell off it’s balance sheet. [/INST] So the banks will continue to produce and write toxic assets and the fed will just print off more and more money to keep buying them. I see no way in which this could possibly end poorly.
[INST] You can’t cuck reptilian zucc [/INST] No fucking chance
[INST] Well a lot of their losses come from their food delivery business, not their core ride sharing business. So if they start exiting those loss-making markets they can actually start making a profit [/INST] so their valuation will revert to the mean of a taxi company?
[INST] Ive been asked where I charge my hybrid by some rich people so [/INST] [Like this?](https://youtu.be/UBOk1Ti4e3U) Merry Christmas r/wallstreetbets 🎄
[INST] I know what fucking href alt tag does [/INST] Do you?
[INST] DMT vision trip [/INST] Holy fuk $170!
[INST] what happened to AMD did not check the company specific news in a while ? [/INST] no one knows why AMD moves in the first place
[INST] It can get bigger but not even remotely close to 60 percent a year lmao This is an anomaly year and they don’t happen often [/INST] >lmao It did similar numbers in 2010, 2014 & 2017
[INST] You're joking, yeah? [/INST] Bro if Robinhood doesn't have it, it doesn't exist for wsb.
[INST] fellow vixy holder here man, got fucked in the ass too. U are not alone. [/INST] Stonks only go up. I feel it now.
[INST] I work for DHR. I can tell you that we spun off the dental companies as Envista because they suck and didn't make us any money. Dental sucks so we cut our losses and spun it off for retards. I also rejected their offer for my DHR shares to get swapped for NVST. I love Danaher, but there's no way DHR's stock price will jump over 14%. If anything it'll drop in the short term. Whoever is setting up a long position at the $170 mark on DHR is huffing gasoline IMO. [/INST] Hmmm.... but you guys still own 80% of Envista. It’s literally your own holding company. It’s interesting to say the least. Someone else knows some shit. You guys are also closing on the GE deal. I think the finalized acquisition is what this person is banking on. Your company’s market cap is expected to grow by 30b
[INST] We have a muslim ban, Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, Mexicans in cages & a million blacks in prison. Let get off the high horses here.. [/INST] At least we can admit it.
[INST] Bears are converted, not bred [/INST] Primarily because they never fuck.
[INST] He’s right, but for the wrong reasons. [/INST] “If you owe the bank 3 million they owe you, if you owe the bak 300million, you own the bank.”
[INST] YUM knows what’s good. [/INST] fats + plastic + sugars + more fat * sugar
[INST] Why do you say that? [/INST] They either publish 07:05 PM or 10:00 AM, based on their previous publications
[INST] I did. Link? [/INST] https://youtu.be/HCwBXLcdSPQ
[INST] Should have rolled my call credit spread instead of eating the loss last week. [/INST] Rip calls.
[INST] Phase 1 trade talks complete. Phase 2 trade talks are now commencing and are going well. [/INST] Its a deal so good that it doesn't need a signature. Supposedly a few details need to be ironed out until January and maybe something gets signed next year. Oh wait I have a deja vu moment, where did I hear this before?
[INST] may tendies, coke and women fall from the heavens on to your face, good luck fellow retard. GODSPEED! [/INST] I don't know what the fuck an option is or what it means to buy or sell one, but I shall inform you how my account looks when the market opens up.
[INST] I can't sell anything substantial in a four dollar stock with only monthlies and dime wide markets. And the IVR is 36 in there, so it's actually low compared to itself. Sadly, I gotta pass. [/INST] Honestly I didn't know about IVR or IVP until you mentioned it. IVR seems like a really good metric to use when evaluating potential new investment opportunities. I definitely start using that. For the size of my portfolio atm, i can still rationalize selling options on the stock. Good luck with the hunt!
[INST] Sir, its monday. This is a wendys [/INST] 🕺🏻 monday lines at wendys toilets dance 🕺🏻
[INST] Should I buy 500 shares or 500 shares worth of calls? [/INST] Ima have at least 1k worth of calls mane if your ok with losing that money if incase something happens then Do it
[INST] Did you calculate this or read it somewhere? Good info, thanks. [/INST] There's a bunch of SPX tho.
[INST] There's definitely better places to keep that money lol, even HSBC pays me 1% on a similar balance, and Ally would give you 1.7%, hell IBKR would do better if you'd kept it as idle cash in your account. [/INST] yeah, it's only for a month or so. was just funny seeing that
[INST] 1) how often does it not work? 2) what is a “strike”? How do you calculate “1 or 2 strikes OTM”? [/INST] It’s “not worked” twice in the last few months where I got assigned. Luckily, the next week MSFT rose and I made money on that plus the calls I sold to have it called away. As far as “what’s a strike”, my dude, you’ve got some basic reading and terminology to get acquainted with. Go to OptionsPlaybook.com and read a bit.