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[INST] Your pick of 25 says a lot about you. <2M net worth gang [/INST] Lmao but <2m isn’t pdt
[INST] [u/stormwillpass](https://www.reddit.com/user/stormwillpass/) [/INST] Can I get 'Pajama Trader'?
[INST] Not if there’s a general market sell off, or this China trade “deal” is shit.... [/INST] A lot can happen between now and February. Fly on my autist
[INST] Thanks for the explanation. Is the USD still strong because this isn’t QE? [/INST] The dollar is still strong because the rest of the world practically all has negative or almost negative rates + we are reserve currency. We are the least shiity
[INST] So like far OTM/ITM calls/puts or just any options in general? [/INST] Whatever makes the most sense. If they think a.stock is going up, they sell puts etc
[INST] Thanks for your contributions. If this is QE, why is USD still strong? [/INST] Foreign demand I'd guess.
[INST] Then not a helicopter ride cause it’s too expensive, and not a boat ride cause they don’t have water. If we figure out which vehicle they should be riding, when can capitalize on it and make BILLIONS, Johnny. Help me think here [/INST] A stationary bike ride
[INST] > PEs are not that historically crazy AMD > 100 P/E checking in [/INST] More like amd PE > 200 checking in
[INST] Is this scene filmed at the park used in full house opening? [/INST] SF houses be like that
[INST] It's just some year-end housekeeping a little $500billion of credit card debt from that christmas shopping no biggie [/INST] We can pay it off by borrowing another 500 billion later.
[INST] Honestly all I need is 99 to make tendies but fuck it why not shoot for the moon. Especially now that we “hopefully” don’t have to worry about trade BS [/INST] NKE has actually been my biggest options earner this year, and I think it's going to beat. Just getting a little to pricey for me.
[INST] Like I said... my research is trash. Appreciate your advice though. Sincerely. Particularly the low sulfur point. XOM, CVX, BP good long term plays? If so I might jump in. [/INST] Yeah. Good place to park your money if you don't know what else to do. Dividend yield is good, but don't expect to get rich fast.
[INST] Lucky you I have early onset Parkinsons [/INST] Happy Christmas! I would have settled for vigorous, but flawless enthusiasm in tandem 🤗
[INST] I saved his most insane play and I look at it from time to time and think about life. [5000 overnight OTM Spy calls](https://imgur.com/gallery/EVABF7B) [/INST] Battery level checks out.
[INST] Because they cover 30 games a week without having the budget to do so. They cashed a check their asses couldn’t bounce. [/INST] Man I really miss ESPN from like 7ish years ago, coverage was actually good at most games :/
[INST] My goal is to retire by 45 so I can play Half Life 3 in peace. [/INST] Solid goal ⚽️
[INST] Are you talking about for Geico car insurance or which one? [/INST] Yeah. I’m sure I got lucky with the rep just assuming if I knew about the discount that I had to be a shareholder but I’ve heard they normally check. Wouldn’t hurt to ask I guess haha.
[INST] bro 😎💪 [/INST] Name checks out
[INST] Won’t help earnings reporting Monday though. [/INST] True, but could help balance out a bad earnings call or give an additional boost after a good one
[INST] Held spy calls while the rip was sold off, convinced it would bounce back (it never did). Eventually cut them for a fat haircut. [/INST] Yeahh, stop putting srs money into 50/50 plays, cuz that was a 50/50 play for sure man
[INST] Lmao Fook 😸😸 [/INST] Also failed to mention it was $73k 🇨🇦 so 30% less than USD
[INST] They just raised guidance too. > VASCEPA total net revenue guidance increased for 2019 to a range of $410 to $425 million and for 2020 is newly guided to a projected range of $650 to $700 million [/INST] Best news I’ve heard all year lol
[INST] This https://youtu.be/4X9YgK1jcrs [/INST] Stopped listening after he said the phrase: technical analysis
[INST] You think anyone in this country makes money on their own anymore? New wealth is dead. [/INST] anything can happen at wsb
[INST] His channel is back [/INST] Legit I thought he passed from extra salt deep fried tendies
[INST] Uhhhh pharma is the opposite of solid companies.... [/INST] You are the opposite of straight
[INST] Well wash sale rules do apply across all of your accounts regardless of type. So you've got the point. What you described should be fine. [/INST] Thanks for the input!
[INST] Well don't tell anybody. I had one removed 3 weeks ago and one removed in July. I have one left. [/INST] I asked robinhood about this and they said they couldnt do it.
[INST] You think memes are your ally? /r/DetroitLions was born in it. Molded by it. [/INST] Damn honestly after sorting through the top posts of r/eagles and lions, as a central Floridian where the best football around is college football (because let’s face it , the dolphins, jags or buccs are all sad) it actually does make me kind of sad I don’t have a pro team I root for lol. These subs are hilarious Oh and fuck the pats
[INST] No idea and googling 'cheetoh Alibaba' led nowhere. Clarify? [/INST] Cheeto* aka Donald Trump
[INST] https://pastebin.com/vU3xNWs3 [/INST] Thanks, I'll check it out a little later 👍
[INST] Why would you sell leaps instead of weeklies? Does it actually work out to be more profitable? [/INST] More profitable immediately and depending on a few things can at least seem much less risky.
[INST] He could’ve been millionaire in a few hours too [/INST] Or. Broke.
[INST] i only spend $2 a meal, would that suffice [/INST] Hot dogs are a 1.50 so yeah thatd work.
[INST] Pics or gtfo [/INST] [here](http://imgur.com/gallery/Dqxza9q)
[INST] > 3 month calls Too expensive, no thanks [/INST] Exactly. Most of the endorphin rush is from that THICC gamma pump from short dated OTM options. GAMMA GANG!
[INST] Pton boys back on the come up. Just wait til next week, pton to 45 by next Friday 💪 [/INST] God I pray you're right. I just checked, I'm now at 150 total contracts expirys starting next Friday thru March, $35 through $50 strikes.
[INST] Is that more or less of an exclusive bunch? [/INST] Not if you're a do-it-yourselfer
[INST] Sbux black dark roast is like the 2080 ti of chain coffee. Dunkin coffee tastes like they filtered it through a dead rat [/INST] Ah, but you do know what it tastes like! Dunkin to the moon- even haters drink it
[INST] Foreign demand I'd guess. [/INST] Yeah. Not to mention that the USD is by far the most attractive currency at the moment and buying US equities is kind of a win win for foreigners.
[INST] Marx basically said that capitalism gradually inevitably led to socialism and communism. Marxists took this as meaning they should try and speed up the process. [/INST] Adam Smith basically believed the same thing.
[INST] like earth? [/INST] Yes, except there's a dome over the earth as well.
[INST] Happy Christmas! I would have settled for vigorous, but flawless enthusiasm in tandem 🤗 [/INST] Damn y'all need Jesus.......he's a gigalo in Mexico that can suck the soul out of you.
[INST] Wait...you can unlimited day trade options on tradestation [/INST] Fr? Robinhood lags way too much. If so I know what I’m doing Monday.
[INST] Definitely. I think in the next month or so it should go down again. These biostocks are volatile as hell. The IV on the calls I sold is around 380%. Chances are you'll have a decent entry point again. My plan is to get assigned on all my shares, wait for the plunge, then rinse repeat. [/INST] Sell $3 puts?
[INST] Wtf lol why did you reply to a 23 day old comment now? [/INST] I couldn't show how wrong you were 23 days ago, could I?
[INST] Bruh why did you go back through old threads just to tell everyone they were wrong? Lol [/INST] People should be accountable for the predictions/claims they make, and be judged accordingly. So I periodically go back and remind people of the dumb shit that they said. Hopefully this will lead to less dumb shit being said.
[INST] Say more... for those of us too lazy too google [/INST] https://reddit.app.link/mq6gZjlFp2
[INST] Max pleasure, at that moment, you do. You get more pleasure from seeing who liked your facebook post, than from completing one more line of code out of thousands. A way to hack this is to reward yourself every time you make a little progress on your project; ie, hit of dope for every line of code. [/INST] That'll make for a long 10,000 line project
[INST] Nothing's more American than gambling on Army-Navy [/INST] Go army beat navy
[INST] Why? [/INST] its all Adidas this year
[INST] Right like how when platinum was used for catalyctic converters it had a high price, then they started using palladium instead and they basically swapped places. Palladium should be 2200 an ounce this time next year. [/INST] Then palladium gets replaced by whatever rare earth metal is required by electric car batteries as e-cars don’t have catalytic converters. It’s the circle of life.
[INST] They all suck, and the buccs and jags don’t really have a rich history or culture to them like a lot of northern teams do. The dolphins have a history and culture, but lately they’ve been a dumpster fire. And people from Florida are much more deeply tied to college football than pro football. My point is even as someone who isn’t a Lions or Eagles fan I subbed to both of heir subreddits because they are too funny lol [/INST] Um, are you implying that Florida teams don't have a rich history of success that matches up to the Detroit Lions?
[INST] How far out are they anyways? [/INST] He said long, so 12/27 not 12/20.
[INST] And you can sell covered calls to idiots [/INST] You guys talking about me?
[INST] Lol [/INST] Get a room fellas
[INST] lmao wrong [/INST] K
[INST] u/thesaddestpanda quit with the business party game and listen to this guy [/INST] I blocked that guy. He was filling up a trading board with bullshit comments about girls no one cares about.
[INST] Do you know IBM's history with acquisitions though? Usually, they suffocated and destroy all value of whatever they acquired. [/INST] I don’t think they can do it with this one. So far they have let them do whatever they like. I don’t remember the stat but a significant portion of servers run RHEL. So red hat is already quite profitable.
[INST] We may have banged the same chick if this was 15 years ago. Is she crazy but has an ass of an angel? Does she live off of Martinis and Indian cigs? Cause if so, yeah... I got that same phone call. Also, daddy is a developer that thinks she is a sweet girl from that boarding school he sent her to. [/INST] eh, like ten or eleven years ago, peacock tattoo, lived in queens at the time. i don't think she smoked. definitely meets the great-ass-but-crazy situation. but i appreciate it
[INST] PELOTON V ELOTON v ELOON V ELON CONFIRMED [/INST] Underrated comment of the decade
[INST] Mmmm that zero theta though and perfect 1 delta. The premium is ridiculous. [/INST] Some pay out tendies for just being part of the team, they're called div-id-ends.
[INST] CFDs [/INST] I’m trying to find a way to trade those magic tendie making instruments without moving. How much is a black market ID?
[INST] Not if you're a do-it-yourselfer [/INST] Right here, FBI.
[INST] Have my upvote. This is totally relevant. I thrive Monday through Friday. Once Friday rolls around aftermarket, I’m fucking lost. My baby has to take care of my dumbass while my wife feeds me through a tube. [/INST] does your wife's boyfriend load the tube?
[INST] Hi, if you are interested in changing the way you use your money and want to make some profit out of the last 40k Contact me I can help you if you give me that money. In 5 years maybe I can make the loss back. [/INST] Forget this looser I can do that in 2 years^maybe
[INST] bro 😎💪 [/INST] I’m going to gutter fuck whoever made this
[INST] Lmao, are you thick. [/INST] Lmao fuck 😂
[INST] The fucking price you retard stock [/INST] The price fucking you stock retard
[INST] Would it be different from $BOSS? [/INST] in essence, consider it a more shareholder value aligned version of $BOSS. shareholders can be sure that management is acting with the same interests someone holding the company for years would have. making your new ETF a much more attractive product for long term investors
[INST] What could he possibly say that’ll get him banned? [/INST] Lmao I was just being an asshole because it was super retarded
[INST] Unlimited except for the fact you can only make 100% on a short? [/INST] Sure. Amazon has reinvented shopping. I really order water from them and get lazy to drive to store. They will get us completely hooked
[INST] So like... a momentum strategy? [/INST] Like a momentum strategy but it only goes up
[INST] Hahahha I had to stop masturbating because this shit was so funny [/INST] What the fuck were you masturbating to on Reddit? Edit: Thanks for the links guys. GF broke up with me a few days ago
[INST] It has nothing to do with the stock market. They're injecting money into the repo market and they'll get it back quite soon [/INST] Bank liquidity is directly linked to the stock market lol.
[INST] That dude is stuck in 1953 [/INST] You can take me out of the 50's, but you can't the take 50's out of me.
[INST] That’s why Socrates hated democracy [/INST] I'm actually against democracy. Under Capitostatism (my preferred system), it would be one Stateshare, one vote. /u/GermyBones /u/OpDickSledge /u/slot-floppies
[INST] Meme stocks of course. TSLA, AMD, MU to name a few. [/INST] BYND SNAP TWTR
[INST] idk, im just not touching it. I dont play retarded meme stocks with jacked premiums sure one or two people will make bank, most will miss the timing, some will hit the timing and just not cover the insane IV that im sure it has [/INST] Or ya know... Buy shares, sell covered calls and sell spreads. Let the IV work for you
[INST] Considering it’s up 10% after hours the results were likely positive [/INST] He means before the halt
[INST] This comment is so underrated. I don’t even see how this can backfire tbh [/INST] I can't think of a time when the monetization of debt has ever worked out in history
[INST] Semi strong form of EMH is the academic consensus taught at business schools [/INST] I.e. market failures are defined away via a conveniently flexible time scale. To which the Keynesian answer is that 'in the long run we are all dead'.
[INST] This is not bad in theory, unfortunately I don’t think there are enough publicly traded names. [/INST] Just 3x lever $RICK
[INST] Exactly. Most of the endorphin rush is from that THICC gamma pump from short dated OTM options. GAMMA GANG! [/INST] What is gamma?
[INST] He thinks options appear out of thin air [/INST] Well his *disappeared* into thin air so why shouldn't the opposite be true?
[INST] Do you have status in either program? Or any hotel program for that matter. You could save some money on your stays. [/INST] I used to play Cosmo and they comp rooms. This time first time playing Ceasars
[INST] You’ll see it soon [/INST] This is like if Trump came on Reddit to defend this deal
[INST] Well with options on futures... [/INST] Yeah but the reason for that is because maybe you don't want to suddenly own a few tons of corn.
[INST] It’s pennies because it’s potentially a fraction of what you could lose IF the market turned against you. Say we open -3% or something big like that. The markets need a good flush for the smart money to buy back in and ride the next wave up. [/INST] Except you don't understand that I'd sell calls on top and quickly short futures if that happened. So eat it.
[INST] You doing that? What strikes and dates you have in mind . [/INST] The premium for Jan 2021 is pretty good, would sell 155 put and call for that expiry and then grab a 180 call or something to cover the upside risk. I think the odds of the stock being below 126 (the low breakeven) close to expiry is very low.
[INST] I’m 24. Look at some of the vehicles Volkswagen will be releasing in the next year. You’re right that Tesla is very efficient with its spending and has a great brand. I’m a big Tesla fan, but it has some serious challenges ahead. [/INST] > I’m 24. And grew up on a farm? That's how that boomer mentality spreads. Lack of rural education. Intel has billions. They laid off their engineers about five years ago. By the time they get results from their billions they will be at 5% of the datacenter market. By the time VW actually produces vehicles rather than telling you about its vaporware 'that will surely come next year' they will be at 5% of the market.
[INST] Ronnie Coleman could lift it..... ​ LIGHT WEIGHT BABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY [/INST] aint nuthin but a p-nut babbbyyyyy
[INST] 42069 [/INST] I will play all ways. Report back in three hours
[INST] Cash account means options settle the same day which means you must wait until the next day to use the cash. Buy and sell and then the cash from that transaction needs to be used the next day, not same day or it will be pdt. [/INST] Yes, I understand that bit. But if anything it allows me to make my play for the day and then continue on with my life.
[INST] Did you fall asleep at market close [/INST] close, the building where I work invited everyone to the lobby for small plates and dessert
[INST] I’ve seen commercials for 4+ years though, I don’t think concept is flawed but will rather be a question of affordability that will sustain demand [/INST] I’ve never seen a single ad for this company. Maybe you’re fat
[INST] I nominate you [/INST] Omg thank you so much I’m putting this on my resume😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
[INST] But that would require extra steps for me just to be able to beat my meat [/INST] You edge during those extra steps. Amateurs smh
[INST] IKBR Lite [/INST] IB lite doesn't allow you to use SMART order routing. That's the caveat.
[INST] Was he the one that tried to break a million in leverage before getting shut down? [/INST] Nah, he’s the autist that yolo’d his way to like 600k and then lost it all in SPY options.