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Exactly boycott stocks. Options only. Like no one own the underlying just sell everything and buy options. There should be zero volume on actual stocks.
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Theta Gang |
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I feel attacked but yes
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s. |
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Let's see I think I was up 8K total on LULU at EOD yesterday and by end of today I was -18k or some shit on it I stopped looking. So including lost profit I think -29K.
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Normally I don’t think I’d count lost profit into total loss, but I think we can this time .. rip lulu free shrekli |
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What’s breakeven ?
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300 |
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Exactly, husbands should send their fat wives to amazon warehouse so they can lose weight. Call it amazaton. Piss bottles are just motivation
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I can see the marketing now “be an amazon woman” |
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Which stocks are you trading?
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amzn, fb, uber, nugt, ea, atvi, fb, tsla. I just make it a numbers game. the more trades i'm in, the more chances to offset my losses when i cut them. |
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Mods🌈 trade FuTuReZ
I don’t trust FuTuReZ 😐
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I see this is a pretty safe future is going into tomorrow especially with the UK vote and the trade deal… you have to FFFEEEELLLLL the market |
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Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
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We aren’t getting anything till the morning. Literally nothing is happening. But bulls are salivating for every scrap of news. You click the link. Eyes wide. This is it. The moment. The perfect headline. Then you see the date 😂 I’m gonna get you at least 3 more times before market open. |
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I mean we’re both speculating at this point but what makes you think that?
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Games like that take years to make and Rockstar have been busy releasing content for both GTA V and RDR 2 for the last year. Expect to see a significant decrease in the quality of the patches for their existing games in the final years of GTA 6 development, as they reallocate resources to focus on actually getting the game out of the door. |
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Not really, your just stupid.
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Your |
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Opens above 319, I might buy a yacht load of puts
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I kind of feel like 320 is always been the landing spot… But after the trade deal what’s the next catalyst up? |
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Crazy how this is only phase 1 still. Market is acting like a complete deal is signed. China will never enforce IP protections. Ever.
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Phase 2 is when Guardians of the Galaxy show up, right? |
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Asian boy -150 soaking wet
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Okay in my mind he was the 'baby go relax' guy in the Italian Job. So my bad.
https://images.app.goo.gl/zRyRoyt4C2oFV7rK8 |
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$1 is only going to get you ~.00056 share.
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I’m sorry as a shareholder in a major corporation I don’t have time to explain my reasoning to you. Good day |
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Tell me where
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Anus. |
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🤩😍🥰 hi ☺️
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☁️🪂☁️ |
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I belief that was the joke
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Social interactions aren't his strong point |
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That's brilliant. one new account for each adopted kid.
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Plus you’ll be so broke, food stamps. |
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Thank U for seeing me. I sold a pax 3 to this coder who claimed to be a god. He made a female customer uncomfortable with some manic spiritual shit and got booted...Then. Felt bad so he tipped the floor $160 and left.
Edit: God’s name is Craig
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I wonder how he ended up with that kind of money. |
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gaybro this article is from october
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Thejoke.jpg |
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See idk I have seen it get more popular in the last couple months all my friends that are girls love the app and keep telling me to get it.
It’s been dead for a few years but just now I’m starting to see people get back into it.
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It's like Instagram but shittier. Careful. |
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Yeah holy shit how
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Your trades don’t even go to an exchange. The broker controls the bid/ask and will literally widen it more and more if you start to make any money.
Fucking hilarious that forex is so popular. If you’re trying to trade currencies go open a futures account where it’s a real exchange and regulated. |
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Im at the point where Im making more money trading than at my day job so I might be making that transition in the next year or so
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Nice, I wish you luck. It's nice being your own boss. |
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Why y’all take so long on my support tickets you bitch
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Gotta buy premium support, they light up your phone every hour with that shit |
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the likelihood of that happening is nil considering trump was so excited about this deal today. I hope you're right for the sake of my february $AMD puts, but i just really don't think that's likely
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Even if the deal goes through I'm guessing this is a 'sell the news' event. Phase 2 is the next thing to look forward to, and no one even knows if that's a real thing lol. |
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Don't need to piss if you're not allowed anything to drink
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Pee before and following shift. Easy. |
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Yes, but it also lowers cost first. So, more access to the market ironically leads to higher prices in the long run.
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It doesn't really. Like if you literally bought a house tomorrow it does, if you buy it 6 months from now it raises the price. |
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Would you like to develop my snatch? |
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Now we are fucked
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Why are we fucked? |
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The fish said GUH on his way out. He’s one of us
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Lmao oh I heard it. Guhlp! Guhlp! Guh! |
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You're supposed to sell to buy and open to close.
What are you doing?
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bein tarded! |
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😭😭😭😭😭
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sad story to be a shrimp |
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All in on puts ?
U son if a bitch I’m in
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Time it right and you are paid; a lot of pussy sideline money will be pouring in from bonds to equity. Yen to pound. Gold to oil. |
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Bond prices will keep going down for a month because of this positive trade war news and hopes of global economy getting a boost as well. So better wait for a month before you invest in bonds
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They gonna go up when stocks drop this month. |
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I really hope that's a parody channel. Because if that's what BX is doing with investor money...then I have no clue where we're at economically.
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Nah man you can even see Steve himself in the video |
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I’m like 85% in cash right now and I’m still nervous lol
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Lmao I’m 70% cash and will take a big L if China cucks us |
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42069 days
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That’s only like 69 years, 420 days.... not bad! |
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Oh I thought only I, why u?
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Makes sense I guess.
If $GE can run 4% with a 1 cent dividend, why can't $T?
Also, Rick and Morty have called $AMD and $TSLA. Why not show some appreciation to the parent company $T? |
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That's exactly why they're paying for it - to figure out how to profit from your poor decisions.
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Now I feel extra retarded. |
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Watch Trump drag til next summer.
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Aka China tricking his dumb ass into delaying again and again and again. Lol. |
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He is the first domino of Idiocracy, ran for president to make 💰. Got elected and brought the 3 ring into the 3 ring.
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I’m not trying to sound ignorant i honestly didn’t know liberals plays the stock market for gains. I thought you guys just protested all day. |
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I only got a double my bitch ass hands closed before the triple up. Lol
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My fucking phone died, and i went from 0.15 to my break even. And I was like fuck it, it's not gonna keep running and went to sleep (in China). Woke up, to it being at 1.11. Thankfully my long dated calls went up way more, so I'm gonna close them and exit all 27. I think its got more room to run, now that it broke ATH and Resistance so solidly. |
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What’s that lol
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[https://www.google.com/search?q=debit+spread&rlz=1C5CHFA\_enUS685US685&oq=debit+spread&aqs=chrome.0.0l8.1316j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8](https://www.google.com/search?q=debit+spread&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS685US685&oq=debit+spread&aqs=chrome.0.0l8.1316j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) |
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Morty Morbuurpty I need you to take these puts and put them up you ass.
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That just sounds like gambling with extra steps. |
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$285, 12/18/2020
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Oooooooof |
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I dont like apple very much.But I think android gets moar shitty everyday!!
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Why? |
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Ironically we laugh at you
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...and masturbate to his wife |
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If you have an FDIC insured account, your bank's stock price is largely irrelevant
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Not to shareholders |
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Better than an idiot
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So cranky for nothing. Don’t be so fragile, stay in school and clean your room. |
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There is no correlation, that should be a 10 second google
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Wrong, you fucking gimp.
Robust 0.3 correlation found in large meta-analysis. |
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Not this quarter.
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sometimes I imagine it mooning, and other times I can't picture it happening.
I visualize the chart jumping to like 18, and how all those tendies will look, and being able to post them here and rub it in everyones faces who told me i was gambling. |
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Can you tell when I started trading options?
https://imgur.com/a/6fxYDdT
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LMFAO up 3.2k total value 238 |
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Tweeting 90 times in 3 hours isnt usually considered 'working' friend...
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When a single tweet shifts the market upwards 3%, the world makes an exception for what is called 'working'. Considering that he takes no salary and does more proactive (albeit, sometimes not positive) stuff than any of the presidents in memorable history, I'd say he's significantly outperforming. And this is coming from someone who doesn't really care for him as a person. At all. |
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Q1 to Q2 was a much smaller revenue increase, last quarter they had ~20% revenue growth from Q2->Q3. From 09/30/2018-09/30/2019 revenue grew ~29.5%. You can find literally all of this, and the 2018 numbers were vetted by investment banks
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Didn't they burn a BILLION dollars last quarter? |
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The awkward part is the people you haven't spoken to in years receiving this.
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Yeah I'm sure the two contacts of 'mom' and 'dad' were devastated. |
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Ez Pz
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E Z PEE Z |
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Warm Brexit
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We're talking about Brexit and not cocks right? |
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Enlighten me dad, what should I go in on next week? Literally anything with calls?
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Sure spy and Apple wait for ANY DIP :) |
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Do you mean UPS by competition ? I’ve been doing extensive DD and I’m kind of bullish into ER. The online sales have been booming. Fedex has been handling Walmart recently which seems exclusive. Last quarter they cut guidance. Do you think they will drop more ?
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If fedex barely beats they will drop. |
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Gentleman don't talk about money.
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(shrug) |
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You make tendies.
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This genius has bypassed all of us and went straight to the source |
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Why are we fucked?
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It’s a joke. Implying that we are screwed because he bought calls. |
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Imagine if you just loaded up on AAPL leaps in January 2019. Life would have been in easy mode
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Yep that’s what Pelosi did 2 years ago made like $300k |
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Hence I'm a pilot dipshit, I was passing that information to highlight that I have some economic training and I while might not understand his stance, he doesn't have to ELI5.
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Here ya go bb 😘
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/avoid-repo-crisis-fed-will-flood-market-gargantuan-365-billion-year-end-liquidity |
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That’s what Xi said
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I see what u did ther |
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what happened to your flair
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Clearly I pissed off a certain Mod🌈
Stri🅿️🅿️ed me of flair and gave it to another user, it was very emasculating 🍠✂️
We’ll see if they change their mind in 2020, should have bigger 🅿️🅿️ now that I graduated and can actually make money |
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I wonder how he ended up with that kind of money.
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It's something called work.
It's not a story wsb would tell you. |
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WSB suggesting SPY CALLS????? We are going DOWN HARD
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🐻 gang 🐻 gang |
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explain?
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He can't. |
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Until smoke and mirrors can’t hold back a hoard of bears
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Oh man when the flood gates open lol another December 2018 could happen again. |
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I'm up 32k on a 5k deposit this morning buying cable. FxGlory has 3000:1 and fixed 3 pip spread. Idiot move but it worked.
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Pics or gtfo |
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Chase, Robinhood, Capital one, Bank of America, Fidelity, Etrade, etc... Unlikely that Schwabs gonna buy them all
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Soon SQ will enter the chat, and probably others will follow. |
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LOOK AT ALL THR DKWNVOTES WTF
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😭😭😭 |
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That's why he's a fucking wildcard man. You don't know what the hell this guy's doing, and neither does he!
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Know what is going on isn’t necessary, only results are necessary. |
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i have 300 and 302.5 calls expiring next week. dunno what to do. was up just before market close yesterday. should have sold
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same. may sell one of my 2 300c 12/20 and hold the other |
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Nah he didn't do anything right brudda. This deal is a shit sandwich dipped in toilet water.
US willingly bent over and let China whisper in their ear what they wanted in the deal right before they climaxed.
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He did some people right |
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This wheel is always right
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Forgive my sacrilege my liege. |
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That's what I've been doing. Thankfully cashed out some Costco gains yesterday and put them in apple
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Good man. Happy Friday boss. |
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You son of a bitch, i'm in*
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Damn you're totally right I biffed that one.. |
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Lol this dude seems to have never read a single 10-k or 10-q in his life. He probably thinks revenue = cash, my brain actually hurts.
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I’m completely fine if he disagrees with my analysis on the company, I just would rather have a discussion about them while both of us are using actual facts lmao |
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Normally I don’t think I’d count lost profit into total loss, but I think we can this time .. rip lulu free shrekli
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\#freeshrekli |
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Do a straddle, it’ll probably move big one way or the other
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Cash account, handicapping myself to only being able to buying options.
But I agree it'll probably move big |
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Not when you’re selling 😳😳
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SHHH, can't let out that theta gang is the only consistent winner around here |
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Aww. Your feelings are hurt from your shitty joke being rejected 🥺
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Yeah, I’m crushed deeply, gonna go kms and put you on my suicide note saying you forced me, you’ll be in jail and then I don’t have to live with retards like you anymore lmao |
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Buy 310p and 320c
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Cant lose money if you play both sides |
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Big bullish is all I see around here
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I think its the same person talking about it |
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Here ya go bb 😘
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/avoid-repo-crisis-fed-will-flood-market-gargantuan-365-billion-year-end-liquidity
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Thanks qt, you on board with the gaylehmanbrothers and think this cash injection isn't going to increase liquidity because the banks won't distribute it? |
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Lol Nintendo games are actually fun, new, and interesting games.
Every other console just repackages the exact same shit from 1995
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That's all we ask for |
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I agree with the sentiment. The only way here is up. The FED intervened when the market was down 11%... some times we’re living in.
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exactly, they are not gonna let a crash happen, but they can't stop a recession. stocks do not represent the economy anymore... |
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> Prosus owns 31% of tencent. That 31% is worth 134B. Compared to Prosus' value of 101B.
There's no way the market is this wrong. Either you're wrong or there's some mitigating factor that makes this make sense - for example, capital controls,
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It’s normal for holding companies to have discounts on the NAV of whatever they are holding |
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Err $UVXY. Autist in full swing
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I would not touch UVXY but maybe to buy calls way way otm for like .01 till March of next year. We will have some downturn before March or around there. I think Feb. |
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Soon SQ will enter the chat, and probably others will follow.
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They did. I have stock trading in my cash app now. Haven't tried it yet. |
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They just postponed it an hour and a half. We’ll see...
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where do u see |
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So MU $90 cancelled or.....
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That bitch hit breakeven for me. Now on to barcharts to find my next position. Because if you call it a position, it's not gambling. |
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Any chance this recovers enough by Jan 24 to make 305 B/E profitable?
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Seen it happen before. It looks like it’s getting bought up for now. Hold tight bby |
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So puts?
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We are supposed to inverse all these autists here, so Puts are the only conclusion i can draw from this |
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275c like a pure autist. I should have sold yesterday but those run ups dried up so fast. Let's do this.
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Dude I’m pissed I didn’t hold when we got the pop to 275 lol |
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Negative. This one is overvalued IMO.
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So that means it will go up thanks bro |
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ye shits going to 50
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I agree that it'll drop but not without resistance from SA given their shit show Aramco IPO this week is dependent on oil prices being high to not look like an international laughing stock |
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I was thinking 157.5 and 160 calls for two days after next earnings.
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seems ambitious to me honestly id be buying at the money and selling those 160's but its your position, good luck man! |
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