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Wait, so dec 15th tariffs are going through?
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> The Penalty Tariffs set for December 15th will not be charged because of the fact that we made the deal.
JFC man, read the goddamn tweets. |
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Space is expensive. What do you think SpaceX stock will open IPO stock price at and will that ever happen?
All three players in this game (Branson, Musk, Bezos) have different mentalities and attract different types of people. I see Branson being publicly accepted, Musk being militarily accepted, and Bezos being accepted by businessmen.
To each their own.
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Musk is really unpredictable and sporadic, I don't think the military will appreciate that. Regardless, talking about trust like this is, in my opinion, 50 years down the line. At this point, everyone is competing for the same NASA contracts, satellite launches, etc. I think this is what will drive market value for the next few decades as well as niche products like the promise of asteroid mining. |
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how far out are your calls?
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12/20 $50 |
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Do you still think it'll do that?
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Hold on, tealeaves.exe still running.
Honestly though, if it breaks through my memeline at $31.50 then ABC correction probably finished and moon.exe will commence |
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Soooooo you get anymore of them tendies?
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Playing CGC right now pretty good entry spot looks like a turn around in the sector |
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The prophecy has foretold it
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Time is a flat circle |
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By trawling wsb and deciding which ones will experience slippage
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I knew it!! |
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Thanks qt, you on board with the gaylehmanbrothers and think this cash injection isn't going to increase liquidity because the banks won't distribute it?
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I have no idea what will happen. J Pow thinks its under control. Def something to keep an eye on before you go all in on calls |
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Yeah, the per month cost falls with lower interest, but the principal price rises. I know a few people currently waiting for a crash to get a house. Me, I want the market and economy to remain irrational forever.
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Ok boomer |
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probably a lot of us crumb munchers on here, boggles my mind how people just have like 5-6 figs to mess with. I tell myself if I had that money it would all be in indexes / RE, etc...but then again I'm posting here so
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Yea. Makes ya think, do these people have a gambling issue or have even much more money than we can imagine.
But mate, life’s too short, so live in the moment. |
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Damn you're totally right I biffed that one..
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Your version seems to fit the sub better. |
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Who the fuck thinks buying RH data is clever? Literal retards are entering trades and this is what informs your hedge fund.
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HFT still makes money regardless. HFT is buying the execution routing from RH. We're all retards compared to HFT. |
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Not to shareholders
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Did you know that shares of stock aren't FDIC insured? |
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Dude I’m pissed I didn’t hold when we got the pop to 275 lol
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I sold for +200% at open. I wish I held too. I was scraping SPY and happened to time 2 x 310p 12/20 at the top too. I opened a spread as it dove too. Ah well wins are wins and it's been a while for me. |
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They did. I have stock trading in my cash app now. Haven't tried it yet.
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Oh. Cool. I thought it was releasing in January. I'll check it out. Thanks. |
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Spy 322 calls exp Monday, $4. That’s a steal!
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If it goes up 1 dollar thats 25% boy just buy 1000 of then |
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No shit? I wonder if they would negotiate on futures options. $2.25 a contract is brutal.
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Call them or go on the live chat and say you were offered .35 a contract at Interactive Brokers. |
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Yeah someone said theta gang today and got torn apart pre market in here. Figured with impeachment and bad Econ numbers it’d offset and conclusion phase 1 and further uncertainty of phase 2
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Or just, if you have a bunch of large clients who are going to want to barrel into US equities, you have to create an entry point for them
Edit: never forget that the real use of equities options is to exercise large block buy and sell orders at favorable prices |
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Even if you owned 1 share, I don't think you would even notice it.
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Nice 1 year chart. Wonder if I can buy a fractional of a fractional of a fractional. |
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The year 2000 would like to have a word with you
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Yes rolling blackouts, they have mandatory blackouts now, and they'll have them again for about 10 years or so, but that has nothing to do with ch11. DIP financing + revenue means operations will continue. |
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Just bought 12/27 calls 197.5
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Ive got 190 1/10 |
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Reading deep into an intraday move... but it is WSB, did you at least put your money where your mouth is?
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No. I suck at trading indices. I stick to individual stocks. |
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It's like a retarded kid got three wishes from a genie and all 3 wishes were to be more retarded!
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Dammit Larry you made me spit up through my nose. |
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Define no volume. 886K as of now. How much do you need?
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Yeah anything with a K after it is low |
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Fuck the media. You can't just delete an article. Ammend it and apologize gd.
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NYT isn't really considered 'the media' anymore. They are part blog and part tabloid. |
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Why are you using that strategy for long stock? If I'm reading correctly, all you're doing is limiting your upside to 2%
Edit: yeah upon reading further your 'strategy' is literally just buying stock and managing profits stupidly. Instead of placing a limit order, try instead placing a trailing stop once the stock hits a point where you're happy with the profit. That way, you lock in profits without giving up potential further upside
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Get your sound logic out of here and let this man miss out on gains in peace |
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finally
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Don't listen to him you'll never get rich in a day buying one option at a time |
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Exactly, so when the FAA tries to push the Max's recert early, and the EASA tells Boeing it's still fucked, that'll destroy whatever confidence anyone has left in them!
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More like EASA would be dragging its feet in red tape for no reason. Long $BREXIT short $EASA |
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already regretting this
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Wait till you lose half your savings! |
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what timeframe do you use for VWAP
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For day trading, 1m chart but I confirm it on 5 minute chart as well. It just worked perfectly, bought some 0 DTE itm call spreads at 316.20 and closed at 307.10 for 20% profit. If you do naked calls, you assume more risk but the reward is huge |
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Only flag worth flying mutha fucka!!!! PDT 4 life!
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Weak. Im pdt on like 4 brokerages. |
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My TA actually showed 318.65 to be the resistance but 320 seems like an easier number to remember.
How is 319.50 a gap fill when we're already at all time highs?
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The space between 315 and 319.5 is what I meant. Sorry |
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I went full autist and bought 317 puts when trump said it was fake news then panicked sold the phase one news. I would actually be ITM right now if I’d have held. I only bought a few contracts though with F off money though nothing serious.
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Hahaha F off money is fun to play around with
Good luck bro |
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You know I've been following this since day one of the bankruptcy and all the chatter looks shitty. I just can't imagine the theater of claiming a resolution in mediation to destroy it at the last minute.
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It's a bit different when they're literally ignoring laws. I think a strong case exists for either scenario. |
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Such smarts
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> I want the economy to remain irrational forever
> Claims to be smart
Yeah nothing would be better than permanently pricing future generations out of the economy just to feed the final years of your demonic all-devouring consumer boomer life.
'A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.' |
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That just sounds like gambling with extra steps.
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It’s investing ^morty |
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who do you think taught them?
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I learned it from you! |
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i sold calls for a profit and haven't played it since, where's 110 buddy
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Headed there. I've been too busy selling SPY FD's to WSB'ers for 7-10% portfolio profit per trade to pay attention to Roku. I just checker the chart though and it looks like it is down about $12 since the close on Dec 4. So... Suck it? |
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Yada Yada, sell puts on all drops and dips.
Easy profit.
I'll just continue selling weekly puts on TQQQ and etc..
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You aren't selling these naked are you? I'm assuming these put spreads you are selling. |
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Shhhhhh you are thinking on a much higher level than OP can wrap their mind around.
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You’re right I’m a simple man, if only I were as smart as some of you autists. |
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There will never be a REAL deal.
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Big brain |
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He's sitting on 1000% gains so he has about 350$
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Tree fiddy? |
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well shit. tough call. its doing okay so far
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I sold them at .75 for a $360 loss now they’re $1.15 ❤️❤️
Avg cost was $.90 |
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These are different statements. I’m also willing to bet that most of your interactions are with people of similar political views
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Says the redditor |
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Must of missed that one
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I also did buy retarded calls that were $80+ out of money lol. Then I realized only a month is left for the stock to go up 250%.
Fortunately I'm not the only retard in this world so I sold them back at a + lol |
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You do know that slippage happens regardless of the direction of the trade?
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Slip on this..
https://ibb.co/yFyzD8s
https://ibb.co/qNHKqsN
https://ibb.co/Y2vrtff |
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Also, it was less that Verizon was going to make money randomly, more that they dropped a bit today with no news I can find.... I’m not that mad about it but just curious lol
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Get the fuck out of Verizon and into TQQQ which is around the same damn price, or SPXL and actually make money in the upcoming weeks awaiting China news.. |
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Time is a flat circle
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like earth? |
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We are supposed to inverse all these autists here, so Puts are the only conclusion i can draw from this
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Im inversing you |
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just that it makes sense that puts have value at a further absolute value than calls, because the nature of the ETF.
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Which means selling puts late into the game for some people will still net them some tiny quick gains.. |
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Nah, only to $300 at worst..
https://i.ibb.co/Xt1nchd/spymarkers.jpg
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Lmao.... |
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Because its retarded to go all in on 0 day options?
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But I'm retarded 🤔 |
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Another split or 12 lmao. Let's bring that cost basis down to the single digits baby!!!
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It was 7/1 last time which was sweet |
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Teach me
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Don't sell at $49. |
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So if by dec 20 its within 72 82 range you get the max profit right?
You worried it'll go above 82? It could with all this good news and a rally next week
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Yes exactly, I am selling the living daylights out of more puts because I know the market will rally up past $82 easily now.
I can easily make the $82 calls go away by selling double the amount of puts on the lower leg side of the Iron Condor for example..
https://ibb.co/Y7qN803
but you would sell the extra 15 puts after you opened up the iron condor etc.
got it? |
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Im inversing you
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wise choice. |
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its status quo
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It’s quid |
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Haha get out of here
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They hated him because he spoke the truth (don’t worry I own many stupid options atm) |
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So say we all
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Frack this timeline |
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The brokerage.
For whole shares, the [retail investor does. ](https://robinhood.com/support/articles/360001227106/shareholder-meetings-and-elections/)
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And watch them push all the companies with dividends and keep it... |
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We’re both assholes and then we make up. Reddit, and WSB, is so weird.
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Now kiss you two turd. |
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Pending....
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Oh shits , good luck lads |
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>I know basically nothing about this stock
Yeah, man, sure, get in there!
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Free money literally can't go tits up, amiright? Lol |
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Offshore oil cant compete. they're done.
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i was kind of looking at offshore as a hedge against shale. Thought shale yields were not meeting expectations for. Again my ability to research is trash I admit. |
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again?
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He had a good time when you last came over |
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Trade in the lift lines and on the chair. Best of both worlds and never miss a pow day.
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Lol, get your account wiped out when someone tweets something as you’re halfway down the hill |
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Did you get park coke?
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We need to go cheaper |
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300
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It kinda does look overbought, but kinda think short term puts are going against the momentum of ath spy .. tough one ..
I’m long adobo but 300$ would be cool with me |
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I'm biased but r/eagles has the best nfl memes
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You think memes are your ally? /r/DetroitLions was born in it. Molded by it. |
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DM me
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DM him |
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It's my fault really, I sold my calls thinking there was no way it would go over $272.5 today. I just can't believe it continues to rise 2-3% each week.
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Agree, it’s ridiculous |
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I might have to take losses and roll out my calls. They are expiring 1/17 right now.
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Got the same expiry date, selling on monday |
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Yup. The more bad news the more you should invest.
Trust me.
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This right here. Take a company like Enron for example. |
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Your coworker is likely a savvy investor 🙂
Next time you encounter him, mumble “laughing my azz off Fook” and see what he does 😉
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Jim, is that you? |
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Elon?
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PELOTON
V
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v
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V
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CONFIRMED |
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Rogue waves?
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I have around 500 shares of VOO as my savings I can sell in case the worst case happens. But for every dollar the stock drops below your strike that's only a $100 loss not discounting the credit you sold. |
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Lmao a fellow xiaomi investor. I posted about it on here and everyone went crazy about me posting about a 'commie phone company'. I actually own one of their phones and they are stupid good value. If it was an American company it'd be worth like at least 200B. Only downside is that the $XIACY ADR is extremely illiquid. My only regret is that I don't have more money to dump on it.
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Totally relatable, great phones insane UI |
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Tree fiddy?
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Naw I won't give you tree fiddy gawd damn Loch Ness Monster! |
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Not true, Max Gain + Max Loss =width of the spread. The closer he sells his strike to the current trading price more credit he brings in but greater chance the spread could move against him. In theory he could sell a $5 wide spread for $4.99 credit and have a max loss of $0.01 but at that point the spread is probably under water and he would just be throwing away the $0.01
Edit: your max gain on a credit spread is whatever you sell it for.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/hQeOHNm |
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NYT isn't really considered 'the media' anymore. They are part blog and part tabloid.
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You autists didn’t even read the tweet, he named the WSJ, not the Times. |
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It seems simple enough from what Zoltan Polsar has been saying: big banks, especially JPM, went low on reserves and high on collateral which gums up repo markets since they have less room to lend
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And if that is the case ... why not just say it J-Pow/Fed Reserve? |
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Surpassing your Personal Risk Tolerance.
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Oh that makes sense, thanks. |
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Isn't Marx's whole schtick ['Abolish private property NAO!!'](https://pics.me.me/angry-wojak-blank-template-imgflip-52917411.png)
What's the common ground between that and capitalism?
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Marx basically said that capitalism gradually inevitably led to socialism and communism. Marxists took this as meaning they should try and speed up the process. |
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This is TDA's unwritten rule. They can remove up to 3 flags per calendar year upon request. Just ask them. I've used my freebee twice. Looking for the opportunity to use up my last one...
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do flags limit the account? |
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i was kind of looking at offshore as a hedge against shale. Thought shale yields were not meeting expectations for. Again my ability to research is trash I admit.
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A hedge? That makes no sense. They both suck. I think energy will rise in the short term, but the best bets are the big integrateds like XOM, CVX, BP etc. Also, look for pure-play refiners to do well next year given inventories, and IMO2020 low sulfur regulations to up the crack spreads. Overall, oil is a pretty boring play right now and stay out of these shitty E&P's, especially anything to do with offshore or shale. |
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The US Fed doesn't have cash. It creates cash
The question is why they have to do this. The repo market should be stable on its own. Something is wrong with the system that it needs the Fed to inject tens of billions a day to keep it working
Granted, this isn't QE. The money won't stay in the system, but it still shows there's a supply/demand mismatch
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Thanks for the explanation. Is the USD still strong because this isn’t QE? |
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>PEs are not that historically crazy
I said the Nasdaq index. It's around 3x higher compared to before the financial crisis. That's a massive increase and, more importantly, a massive bubble.
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> PEs are not that historically crazy
AMD > 100 P/E checking in |
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Whoever sold me my puts is up $1750 :(
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Hi |
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And watch them push all the companies with dividends and keep it...
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You still legally receive the divy on fractional shares |
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But after a decision? Maybe I guess. Assume any new out buying will he hedged or some super dumb people
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Could be a sell the news situation who knows. Everyone thought we would go to the moon on SPY after a confirmed signing of a p1 deal yet we sold off all day. |
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And to think that if u/analfarmer2 invested his principal into the S&P instead of FDs he would have yielded $131.48 this year.
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I saved his most insane play and I look at it from time to time and think about life.
[5000 overnight OTM Spy calls](https://imgur.com/gallery/EVABF7B) |
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How did it go lol
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Expired worthless. Didnt take the multiple chances i had to sell lol |
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You’ve insulted and offended my dear waifu bless her feather filled heart
ナッツを吸う
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What's the male equivalent of a waifu? |
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Nope that’s Soviet roulette
I’m talking 5 rounds in the chamber where you still have a 1 in 6 chance of losing
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Can we play it with a machine gun, but you go first? |
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Could be a sell the news situation who knows. Everyone thought we would go to the moon on SPY after a confirmed signing of a p1 deal yet we sold off all day.
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Completely different |
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Xi must know, if/once he gets reelected the trade war will continue
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Not if they give the US what they want. But he has got to know that the election will put pressure on Trump and give China the upper hand. Which is absolutely why trump bluffed last week and said we 'should wait until after the election '. It's just surprising if China believes that. |
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*L E V E L: S A V A N T*
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It’s like an autism swan event |
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I did the same thing for literally 3 years. Took my first 2 week break and came back a week go and bought spy options right before the pop. probably a fluke but clearing your head is actually important.
ps. the break was mandatory because i was flagged and cant trade robinhood till february. Moved over to TD ameritrade, i hate the commission but the think or swim platform is actually really awesome.
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..But Ameritrade doesn’t have commission anymore |
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do flags limit the account?
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Yes, they will block your account from being able to open positions for 90 days. You will still be able to close any open positions at any time. If you get flagged, at least at TDA, you can ask them to remove the flag up to 3 times a year. |
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Ah so the option sellers, ya fuck those guys
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sometimes you want to join the dark side though. |
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