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Riddle me this because I'm too lazy to look it up - if I bought .69 share of APPL and set that bitch on the DRIP and the stock price didn't move and the dividend grew at 2% per year, how long would it take for me to have 69 shares of APPL?
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42069 days |
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Is toast on the menu? I could go for some toast.
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Bear toast with some waaaberry sauce. So delicious. |
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okay boomer
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Im Probably younger than you, dad |
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hey nerd check the price of ROYT now lol
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>Only 50%?
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>Penny stocks do this all this time...FMN, PRE, BOL, BCA all 100% gains today doesn't mean they're good buys.. go trade currency if you're fine with that kind of change and risk.
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>I mean if you don't spot the pump and dump I don't know what to say I feel sorry for the people who are buying in now. |
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Hiya. So the official pdufa date is the 27th. Has that been the official date the whole time, when ITCI said it would be 'december before christmas'? I have some 12/20 options and think it would be smart to move to 1/17 in case they wait till after Christmas.
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They haven’t given an official date. I’d go for 1/17 calls to be safer but being safe is gay so get the 12/20’s |
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Just wait until August/September 2020, when he declares mission accomplished on Trade War, suspiciously before the election
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rofl I am picturing a george W. esque banner.
FREEDOM RESTORED. |
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puts! been following LK for a while, would be shocked if it goes higher tomorrow without some correction. wouldn’t be mad though because shares.
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What is...this...'shares'? Am I pronouncing that right? Just slipped out of my 12/20 34c for about +165% - thanks for the feedback, friendo! |
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Times like this I wish I knew Excel and basic programming.
Fuck the liberal elite. I trade stonks
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Upwork.com
Get a sentiment reader plotted against the market. It'll cost like $500.....
Nm,brb... |
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hairy cheeks and dinkleberg
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sir hairy cheeks to you |
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Want $1 of a share, not fractional shares in general.
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Agreed. I want to have $1 of Starbucks stock so if they ever put fucking soy in my drink instead of almond milk I can totally go off and tell everyone in there that I am a SBUX stockholder and that the peasant barista works for me. |
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RT, sitting at 300% return tho so I’ll take what I can get
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362% how close is too close to the sun? |
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Was your username before or after the pants?
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My legs and ass are currently in tip top shape. The are not many dudes out there who can compete with me currently from the waist down. |
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The difference between -40k and -60k is probably 2 years of your life paying on debt bud.
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Nah I could pay that off in about a year if I’m frugal. |
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Hope you sold, they like to take a shit at open
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I did, thanks. One thing I noticed was my contracts had a 38% IV when i bot them \~7pts out of the money, and a 41% IV when I sold them \~3pts out of the money. This is counterintuitive to options pricing. These calls are being bid up yuge. |
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My puts are fucked for sure with everyone hoping on the short ROKU train.
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In that case Long COST |
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Why would theta suddenly goes up a lot?
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Friday dumbass |
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Oh I was holding FDs that exipire tmrw. 12/13 42.5c
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Oh u made the right move then lmao. |
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GUH?
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Guh.. |
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Fractional options would likely drive me straight into abject poverty. There are days where the only thing stopping me from FD YOLOs is the fact that I hate making big bets.
30 little bets in a row? Yeah I'm broke.
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Are you me |
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I don't think Costco earnings have come out yet
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Yahoo has them published:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/costco-wholesale-corporation-reports-first-211510014.html |
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Upwork.com
Get a sentiment reader plotted against the market. It'll cost like $500.....
Nm,brb...
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Hey, that's how much I lose in a day! |
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Most likely
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told you 🐃 |
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buy the rumor sell the news
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sell the news when phase 3 is completed. If phase 1 gets approved we will moon into Christmas break |
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I'm selling far Itm condors and spreads weeklies and just sell at 50%. Weak hands, but profit is profit.
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Which stocks are you trading? |
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Didn’t make a mistake...after upping my put position, Apple dropped. Then I was able to sell puts one strike further then the ones I held, for a dollar more than The average I paid for those closer to the money.
So now it’s a risk free spread
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O yea thats why im doing on SPY but with calls. after the massive pop i sold some calls to lock in gains but still have room for profit.
essentially turning a calendar spread into a debit spread but increasing my cash. |
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2 years ago was very close, now it's VERY close!
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Only 3 years away... excellent |
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In this guy’s defense, $500 dollars with a monthly $50 contribution at 5.5% monthly returns would yield 115k in 30 years with compounding. A 29,900% return on your invest isn’t too shabby
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5.5 monthly return for 30 years is WAY fucking more than 29,900% return. |
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I believe Amazon did away with their pre-order discount for games. And while it hasn't hit everywhere, apparently preordering was moving to prepaid rather than payment at time of shipment.
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They give u a 10 gc for preordering |
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That’s exactly what they are trying to do.
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That’s what they are doing, and fuck anyone not coming along for the ride.
It’s 2019 bois 🤡 |
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Affects take hold about 1000% faster.
Snorting is a direct shot but eating pills requires your stomach to dissolve them, why wait when you can dissolve them before they go in your nose ;)
Source: used to snort a lot of speed.
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Note: Vyvanse does not metabolize effectively when insufflated. |
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You need to see full video...
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Sauce? |
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Maybe it’s better phrased as “battery management software” company but that didn’t have the same cut to it .
I’ve spoken to a few engineers in the field. From what I’ve been told, their physical batteries aren’t anything special (what you’re saying about Panasonic) but their software that manages their batteries is the best in field right now.
Disclaimer: I’m also really fucking stupid.
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It's not even the software that manages it, it's their coolant technology on the batteries. The biggest killers of modern lithium ion batteries is heat and being ran to extremely low levels.
Combine a software solution that isn't dogshit and runs akin to a Solid State Drive storage cell where high usage cells are used less often until every other cell meets it's same usage level and your batteries will last a longer time. |
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Serious. The performance one
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so dope! congrats! |
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You are alive! They told me the Vatican got to you
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I escaped with the midgets 🤠 |
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Im Probably younger than you, dad
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Idk any young people with flip phones |
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But why trade ES options? SPX options seem so much easier to work with.
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I can trade ALMOST 24/7 with a small account with no PDT rules and the price fluctuate more. Movement in price is good for day trading. The less im exposed the less risk. |
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what happened to dividend stock? do you get a fraction of the dividend pay out?
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Yes. If you own 1/2 of a share you get half of the dividend payout. |
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right I meant like, dollar amount
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Gentleman don't talk about money. |
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He's the SEC, bro
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o fuck, hide the weed |
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Or when Bear Stearns was $62 and Cramer said don't get your money out of there.
Five days later it was $2.
https://youtu.be/V9EbPxTm5_s
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If you have an FDIC insured account, your bank's stock price is largely irrelevant |
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yeah thats why I went mix Options and stonks. sitting on 500 shares now with 5 call options
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Good luck brah! I'm only holding 25 shares and a put credit spread myself. The premiums were fucking insane though |
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Bezos expected to nail fourth quarter. When are you getting the right nut?
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Whenever McKenzie done with it. |
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Just so everyone knows who hasn’t read the books: book Cersei is absolutely nothing like show Cersei. Book Cersei is basically as incompetent as trump. Book Cersei is so incompetent that her enemies killed the only 2 advisors she had that *might* have been able to fend off some of her incompetence, just so she had free reign to continue to fuck everything up.
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Also she’s gone completely crazy thinking Tyrion is in the walls and the floors. She also think she’s surrounded by traitors. |
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MLM Equities?
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Do you want to be my downline?
Do you want to be your own boss? |
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'Don't let it compete with our internal combustion offerings'
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Exactly. I think they knew that no way was a $130k ICE vehicle going to get the same 0-60 in 2.5s like a Model S. |
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Yep and used 1.2x leverage so actually 60!
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That some risk tolerance you got there |
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https://youtu.be/YnoeNHhojZ8
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That isn’t what I asked for... |
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RIDE IT OUT
RICH BY MORNING BAY BEE
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WERE SO FUCKED |
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I'm going to buy 0.1 shares of Ford just to see what happens with the dividend. I will forget to report back.
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Let that drip and youll be rich in no time |
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no 'folio shaming in this sub man, all tendies are beautiful
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What if folio shaming is my kink? |
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Trade deal signed
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Trade deal signed. (?) |
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In a meeting for work. Couldn’t look at my phone.
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oops, I meant, why don't you just wait for the sell off to get in. |
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Good luck brah! I'm only holding 25 shares and a put credit spread myself. The premiums were fucking insane though
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yeah I got the calls more than a week ago, premium wasn't as bad. Just got the shares yesterday.🤞 |
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We’re totally not caving deal
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You know you want it |
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Nah I could pay that off in about a year if I’m frugal.
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You arent though lol, at all. But good luck, I'm rooting for a comeback story |
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They didn't colorcode the R and D so Trump accidentally hired a few Demos. Common first year mistake.
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You got your D in my R!!! |
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Still holding my 282p from August lol. Reminder not to feel smarter than the market
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Wow what was the premium on that? |
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In the middle says +500
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Cool thanks mate |
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Can't speak for everyone, but I, personally, am properfucked.
Had almost my entire account in COST calls expiring tomorrow. Split between 297.5c / 315c / 325c all bought today
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yes you really are fucked. |
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Schwab and Cash App (square) offer fractional shares
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Yeah, I don’t see why everyone on here is making a big deal of this. My Schwab 401k does fractals. |
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Found the bear
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Chinese can be gay too. They just get put in camps. |
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How much did you get for those, a nickel?
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made 70 bucks on the 290/287.5 credit spread figured it was decent for a nearly sure thing |
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That’s what you get for the lack of Su Bae love
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Love live su bae |
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362% how close is too close to the sun?
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Sitting at 525 now after close... very tempting but I’m gonna hold on |
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Is
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SPARTA! |
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I understand that, but for every short position someone has to buy. There has to be an open long position too. This isn't just volume, this is 800k open interest.
Unless someone is just abusing some sort of algo buy?
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The market maker can hold the longs,
and hedge the position with short stock.
Market makers often end up holding options in inventory, and hedging them to not have any value fluctuation in their inventory. They want to be in the transaction business, not the portfolio business. |
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It's not even the software that manages it, it's their coolant technology on the batteries. The biggest killers of modern lithium ion batteries is heat and being ran to extremely low levels.
Combine a software solution that isn't dogshit and runs akin to a Solid State Drive storage cell where high usage cells are used less often until every other cell meets it's same usage level and your batteries will last a longer time.
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That's not worth an entire multi billion company.
Next year the rav4 prime comes online. Toyota will have a 150k warranty on a smaller (meaning: tons of cycles) lithium battery. I'm genuinely very interested to see how the capacity on one of those will be at the 140k mark if it was been cycled thousands of times. |
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Note: Vyvanse does not metabolize effectively when insufflated.
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Yep. Its binded to an amino acid that allows the amphetamine to only be absorbed once it hits the large intestine. Explained this countless times to people during college that would snort vyvance powder |
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43 same exp
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Bruh, what a day for you. And for me lol |
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I'm penning an open letter to him now. I need you to proof-read it for me when I'm done.
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Okay, the menorah is made of gold and has 9 candles if he starts asking |
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Which is exactly why I have a straddle.
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Same. I'm 5 calls and 1 put for each position. Considering the downward risk and upward trajectory. Seeing 320+ today for spy |
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Yoooo same here! I'm out in SM. Where you guys going.
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Going? It's at someone's place. And I was kidding about celebrities; a number of them are actors but nobody famous. |
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If it’s good enough to post, sell.
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Ya I'm going to tomorrow, didn't pay attention to day trading (I know, I'm an idiot) so I'm gonna monitor it tomorrow morning with some set sell points. I'm hoping this AMD will go up a little more. |
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He's a britt? Never would have guessed
#🏚👨🌾
🕺🕺🕺
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His gayness gives him an automatic EU citizenship |
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joints are a waste of weed.
I welded my own stainless steel pipe because I was cracking glass ones all the time.
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you are doing it wrong. Mix in 25% cigarette tobacco, put a little rolled up piece of business card tip on the end. |
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I agree with all except for theta gang. I know so many people who got burned badly doing theta shit during earnings.
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probably directional or undefined risk? |
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Well I guess that depends on your expiry, but you’re on here so I assume it was a zero day
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Tomorrow actually. Here’s hoping it keeps going. |
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It might, but futures won't matter much until like 2am
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I usually agree but considering what is going on and being up that big this early...it doesn't happen often. |
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thats the day after they report earnings too iirc, so that isnt a bad play
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Right, my current calls are also for that date but I should be able to buy more if i use the profits. I’ll do the math and report back |
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What if I grew up to be hot like my mom
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I liked you better before you said that |
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Probably got hit with a ban evasion
Reddit is gay
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FUK THAT GUY LOL |
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Just having fun bro, like when I hit on your downs sister. It's cute.
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Good. Maybe both your retard genes will cancel out and clean up the gene pool a bit. |
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O’really?
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really really, China's industrial sector been gettin rekt for awhile now as companies de-risk and start moving supply chains elsewhere |
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If Actual Locked-In Trade Deal happens tomorrow, who knows where it goes... Also not sure how much today's climb is due to the rather strong rumors that Intel is double-fucked as far as next year's server chips go, as in 'everything got delayed more, again'.
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After hours swas much better than I was expecting, is it too much to ask for AMD to go to $45 tomorrow? I wasnt aware of Intels issues, but that sounds promising |
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Idk fam might need a hug on dis one still gna hold through Christmas tho
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Same. Gotta suck off the mouse for tendies |
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Bruh, what a day for you. And for me lol
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I only got a double my bitch ass hands closed before the triple up. Lol |
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In SRNE too. What strike/expiry? Just riding it up or hoping for the snda or buyout?
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I actually just did a small position with a few 4c March 20, 2020 contracts when it dipped. I’m predicting a buyout over 5, so I feel like it’ll hover in the 4-6 range. |
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> home buyers, businesses, individuals get better, cheaper, faster approval for loans
This raises prices
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Yes, but it also lowers cost first. So, more access to the market ironically leads to higher prices in the long run. |
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It was u/stormwillpass so don't be a snitch
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Pffft u/stormwillpass ain’t making money on those TSLA plays.
Unless she’s finally revealing she’s really stormy Daniels and that she made this $5k off trump’s pay off and we now know that Trump is the author of the text |
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January calls 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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My January 75c's are not feeling good right now. Wondering if people will take $ out of this and put it towards more high beta stonks with the trade news. :-(
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 |
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I bought calls today.
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Now we are fucked |
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I don't think futures options are 24/7. Anyone know for sure?
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Sorry i meant 24/5. |
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That's not worth an entire multi billion company.
Next year the rav4 prime comes online. Toyota will have a 150k warranty on a smaller (meaning: tons of cycles) lithium battery. I'm genuinely very interested to see how the capacity on one of those will be at the 140k mark if it was been cycled thousands of times.
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>rav4 prime
It only has 39 miles of EV-Only :/ |
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Is there just so much money in that market that they could give a fuck about margin losses? They'll approve anyone over there. Money is so cheap.
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Yeah holy shit how |
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Those soybeans are Trump voters. Hence the focus on them from both sides.
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who you calling a soybean, you soy bitch |
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I’ve had luck with them. If you get assigned just swing the 100 shares
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Thats Cash Secured Puts. Welcome to the Theta Gang army. |
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Yes but now we won’t get the usual “trade talks going well” to look forward to.
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dont need it |
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You're gunna wanna just sell instead of hold or you're gunna butt hurt
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Honestly, I'm inclined to agree, however, from a practical perspective, I can't day trade, and I'm busy at work in the morning, so won't likely be able to get to it until noon est |
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ROKU blew up my put credit spreads 1 day before expiration. damnit
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ROKU always does that to me. And then it'll go back to being OTM the day after my credit spreads expire... |
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Ha, is that number now going to account for fractional shares? I'm down to buy a couple bucks of Class A too.
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It better, it'd be a nice thing to put on my resume. 'I hold BRK.A stock' |
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