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[INST] https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e9gmtk/gme_yolo_update_following_nightmare_q3_earnings/ Fucking idiot [/INST] He has so much time left it makes sense to just hold his position. Also the previous big/ask was like 0.50 apart, so that loss % is actually kind of inccurate since the calculation was done on just the average between those 2 values.
[INST] Actually amazon is the bigger threat. Prime members get 10 bucks off new releases [/INST] I believe Amazon did away with their pre-order discount for games. And while it hasn't hit everywhere, apparently preordering was moving to prepaid rather than payment at time of shipment.
[INST] That's the point of covered calls - you're making money as long as stock doesn't move up or down. If AMD goes to like 33 in first week of January, he will be down both on stock and 25 calls . A lot. Then he would sell 34 calls and stock goes up to 35 and he will be assigned and lose the game. AMD can go even lower. [/INST] I make money on movement upward movement as well, sure I'm capped at 42.5 right now, but even if it jumped up today, the call likely would only be worth about $50, which is what i originally sold it for, which is neutral to close it. Additionally, I would immediately roll over to a higher strike price farther out. I likely wont sell CC over CES, and over January earnings.
[INST] I got bold and sold a strangle. Scary, but the break evens are so much wider, and the tendies are rich. [/INST] Naked trades are much easier to defend, with spreads you're basically stuck taking the loss or exposing yourself to more risk (widening the spreads, increasing contracts, etc) if it goes against you and you want to roll it out
[INST] My investment history is fine, doin great this year so far [/INST] Yew fucken nong
[INST] I wouldn't even wipe my ass with Time magazine. [/INST] I use a bidet.
[INST] Hey, be careful. She’s one of us [/INST] Wat.
[INST] What kind of chart? Any kind? Oh I’m looking all the time. I’m a fundamental value investor through and through but I’ve come to appreciate how charts can telegraph information to investors. I use them mostly for screening and timing. [/INST] Why do you look at charts daily if your options are still a year out and you are super bullish? Purely to look at when to go in? What needs to happen for you to exit this position before expiration?
[INST] It's out now. [/INST] Thank you 🙏
[INST] Jesus.. I wasn't trying to say the N word NGN stands for Nigerian Naira. [/INST] Kanye’s burner acct was. Ur racial sensitivity pass has been stamped and is good for another year fam.
[INST] The chart looks like it's about to fall off a cliff [/INST] actually the chart looks mega bullish if you ignore the meaningless low volume aftermarket bs
[INST] NOK doesn’t fucking move. [/INST] Yup
[INST] Did I say crash you retard? It was up like .2 and I woke up and it dumped. That’s all I said [/INST] .3% change is a dump? Look at this guy with his hands of glass.
[INST] 🥇🥈 GANG LEADER [/INST] Wheres Charles
[INST] Is this an ad? [/INST] Everything is an ad. Even this.
[INST] People have jobs - they're just shit jobs; that's my train of thought anyway [/INST] Well then you're not jobless, are you?
[INST] Color me surprised. Can’t even commit to buy some soy beans that they actually need 😂 [/INST] Screw them, set the tariff to 100%
[INST] Apparently, down 9%, had me spooked [/INST] yeah saw it happen, luckily it bounced back it'll stay volatile till they release data. if it drops I expect bigger movements than -9% or +9%
[INST] 375 [/INST] 420, duh
[INST] > and the impeachment of Barr/Trump officially on the docket. lmfao at thinking the market cares about the dems political witchhunt when the senate will just dismiss it instantly [/INST] lmfao at thinking elite politicians in the Senate care more about your sports-team mentality/approach to politics than they do covering their own asses.
[INST] [Cybertruck nuts ](https://www.motor1.com/news/387421/cybertruck-copyright-dispute-truck-nuts/) [/INST] lmao
[INST] Pretty much. I had a friend since elementary school publicly denounce me as a Nazi after 2016. Like dude, we went and voted for Obama *together*. [/INST] The only logical solution is to grow dreads, move to an island, grow weed, and rent overpriced jet skis to rich kids on vacation while this whole thing blows over.
[INST] Naked trades are much easier to defend, with spreads you're basically stuck taking the loss or exposing yourself to more risk (widening the spreads, increasing contracts, etc) if it goes against you and you want to roll it out [/INST] What brokerage allows selling naked straddle/strangle
[INST] Roscosmos was first to take tourists to space. SpaceX will be second. BezosSpace is not actual space - they do suborbital tourism, so never. [/INST] They’re all suborbital tourism. Not a damn one of them is going to launch you high enough then have multiple stages to turn and get you going 18,000 mph. The only thing tourist care about is are they going up where the sky is black and can they feel weightless. Roscosmos is the Russian government, not a private company. We’re talking about private companies here being the first. Jeff Bezos is kicking everyone’s ass. Space X is second. SPCE is nothing.
[INST] He bought a Fruit company [/INST] Not too bad for a fruit company either
[INST] A fortune teller [/INST] Reliable source of information
[INST] BeCAusE If itS in THE ClOUd iTS SomEOnE ElSES ProBLem tO maNaGE [/INST] Just someone else's computer.
[INST] They better beat, raise guidance AND say they in process of building store #2 in china because of outstanding business there. [/INST] Those pictures from the China store are unreal. Looks like black Friday everyday there and apparently it's the same way for the Costco they have in Taiwan as well.
[INST] What strikes and expiration? [/INST] 43 same exp
[INST] You're using a lot if big words, since I don't understand them I'm gonna take it as a sign of disrespect. [/INST] Sycophant-persons who act excessive too gain advantage Asimov- Isaac Asimov is a 20th century author who wrote a short novel called the last question where humanity builds a super computer that makes humans immortal yet when the stars begin to run out of fuel after a trillion years humanity attempt to survive yet fails Yearning-wanting
[INST] It’s certainly a big part of it. GDP growth is highly correlated with SPX, and it’s tied to most people’s pensions and retirement. In essence how well our companies are doing is a solid indicator - but beyond that unemployment is also down and manufacturing [/INST] Sure it's correlated. But in 08 or the dot com boom for example, there were things fundamentally wrong with the economy that weren't expressed in the S&P500. Look at auto loan delinquencies 90 days + right now. Look at wealth distribution. We're in a debt bubble and QE may not save us when it pops.
[INST] When you put parenthesis around words it gives a cool effect that makes it look how Daredevil sees things with his heightened sense of hearing. (((Daredevil is blind))) [/INST] How old are you?
[INST] It’s all good I don’t need my neighbors looking at me with their judgey eyes wondering why I’m grilling at 1 am [/INST] Are you my neighbor that uses a saw at 12 am when I get home from work?
[INST] My only regret is being too poor to buy more calls than I did [/INST] RT, sitting at 300% return tho so I’ll take what I can get
[INST] His name was Robert Paulson [/INST] Thanks!
[INST] Wonder what goes through their minds as they’re typing [/INST] Very, very little.
[INST] 😠 [/INST] Just practicing 😬😬😬
[INST] Meh, they’re FDs for a reason, I have like 6 other positions open for other stuff, in addition to a credit spread on chewy. hopefully a small gain offsets a small gamble on calls [/INST] how's your position looking? did you sell? edge of my fuckin seat here
[INST] Plot twist: literally can’t take credit [/INST] Plot twist: doesn't know what credit is
[INST] Lmao I'm up 50% not even 10 minutes later [/INST] I thought you meant like buy puts and time the top lol my bad
[INST] He’s given me about $800. Understandably, I was naive to imagine getting more than that. But he’s already given me like $500 of clothes/shoes as well. He has 11 others that have been with him a lot longer. I gotta work my way up the ranks. [/INST] 11 wtf
[INST] Don’t think this things going down for a bit. At least not in the meantime esp with the tariff situation going on. Thinking about buying now. Might regret it though [/INST] It's mooning today. Damn! I should've waited to sell
[INST] So in other words, selling puts on all dips and drops works. Market is going up as usual. [/INST] Literally what I’ve been doing for like 3-4 years lol
[INST] Yes fed may pitch in but I trust Mr T [/INST] looks like Mr T fucked you.
[INST] nice did you got in? i was busy offloading my LULU shit [/INST] I got in at $0.15 and out at $0.55. Pulled out a little prematurely, it hit $0.60+ but I got nervous. 213% in 30 min is nothing to sneeze at.
[INST] Sounds like a business opportunity for somebody then. Didn't know we were wasting resources like this. [/INST] There’s tons of companies trying very hard to capitalize on this. it costs billions to build, fractionators, pipelines, storage infrastructure, pumps, shipping ports, etc And years to do so
[INST] Wrong, tariffs are paid by the exporters. Most retailers chose to eat the tariffs and not translate it to the consumers look it up [/INST] They can only do that the first time, and I’m on a small introductory Tardif, and only for a short while, and only with some manufacturers not all. Wtf do you think would happen with a 100% tariff. Did you think manufacturers would just eat a 100% cost increase and not increase their prices at all? Stop swallowing the trump cult kool aid and pick up an economics textbook.
[INST] New all time highs, enjoy! [/INST] Yeah WTF is this green color next to my calls. Got in at .20. Thanks!!
[INST] Works for my calls. [/INST] profits --> puts
[INST] That doesn’t do the same thing [/INST] Welp. You are right I went full WSB. I meant sell calls. 🧠💨
[INST] How did your portfolio go up by 1.3x off of one contract? [/INST] no 'folio shaming in this sub man, all tendies are beautiful
[INST] SPY PUTS ARE ON THE MENU [/INST] BEARS are in the menu. They're toast
[INST] wait 3 hr dumps aren’t healthy?😥😳 [/INST] If my legs aren’t asleep then I probably wasn’t finished..
[INST] How old are you? [/INST] Is there an answer that would make you feel satisfied? Or no matter what I write would you say “figures/idiot”?
[INST] It's your damn fault! [/INST] lol buying literally anything except lulu and PTON would have given gains
[INST] Hold calls? [/INST] i’m selling puts so essentially yeah
[INST] I am following the same logic going on in the repo market. As such they can just take their initial money off the table once it has been paid back. [/INST] They aren't real loans. Many of the people who take the student 'loans' have little chance of paying them back
[INST] Couldn't agree more. Now is a good time to buy. Ontario is finally opening up new licenses to everyone, not just by lottery. They're also dismantling the government owned distributor and will allow retailers to buy direct from manufacturer. Like most canadians, I still buy on the black market. The day I start buying legally will also be the day I load up on APHA, ACB and CGC calls. [/INST] As someone who is DEEPLY invested in ACB, thousands upon thousands of shares, I am curious for more anecdotal comments from you if you would. What keeps you from buying legally? Price? Potency? Ease? What would make you or change your habits to start buying legally? Thanks - my portfolio thanks you in advance.
[INST] Isn't that, like, absolutely illegal or some shit? [/INST] issa joke retard
[INST] I mean it will be listen on Japan and China soon [/INST] Really? Time to short it, long oil or XOM or something. How the fuck do you even get acceptable accounting and auditing on this thing? Yes hi KPMG, we want you to give us a clean audit. What’s that you say? You have concerns, questions? Hey guys! Call the Khashoggi guys, I need em again.
[INST] They’re all suborbital tourism. Not a damn one of them is going to launch you high enough then have multiple stages to turn and get you going 18,000 mph. The only thing tourist care about is are they going up where the sky is black and can they feel weightless. Roscosmos is the Russian government, not a private company. We’re talking about private companies here being the first. Jeff Bezos is kicking everyone’s ass. Space X is second. SPCE is nothing. [/INST] Roscosmos sending tourists to ISS and SpaceX planning to send people around moon are not suborbital.
[INST] Are you new here [/INST] Far from new my son
[INST] And my dreeeeeeems [/INST] How dare you!
[INST] I mean in general regards to highly volatile stocks [/INST] Yeap. But premiums on those babys are sky high.
[INST] first.. now fuck me [/INST] Maybe dinner and a date first ?
[INST] This is a great copypasta [/INST] This is a great copypasta
[INST] position or GTFO [/INST] not even in the states so can't get options, but obviously calls if I could, come on dude, gotta be crazy not to see it going up, or the moves after Trump tweets. even after the brief pullback now, 75% of the move to the current position was done starting over a minute after the tweet. it's not super quick.
[INST] They are shipping far less Iphones to china. Without the Trump pump, they'd be at 265 today [/INST] Would have been nice
[INST] floor just broke, [/INST] lmfao we ripping off it again, wen bears lern floor is life
[INST] That’s the whole reason it is being traded in Saudi exchange so that they can fix every day price in the family run exchange. If it was listed in US , Valuation would have been different. [/INST] > exchange. If it was listed in US , Valuation would have been different. THIS THIS THIS - FUCK EM
[INST] skipping school for 100 days to hang out with celebrities and cruise around on multi-million dollar yachts and reee at adults for ruining her childhood and stealing her future So brave [/INST] lmao legitimately people can't get past the face value of 'muh so brave, so young' and actually consider the facts behind what's going on Get ready for the NPC downvotes tho
[INST] Source? Cause I thought social media being a hug box was the whole deal for a lot of people [/INST] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_First_Amendment_Institute_v._Trump Big distinction about the hug box is that Trump is the POTUS and uses Twitter for official government business. The plaintiffs argued that their first amendment rights were being violated when the President blocked them from expressing their opinions to his public statements in the public forum that his Twitter account now is.
[INST] It’s because we’re getting entirely different information about the China trade deal every 60 minutes, because trump lives in chaos and has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. And obviously tariffs impact Apple in a big way. Trump lied and said we’re close to a trade deal again, then later China said no we’re not. That’s why you see it moving around like this. [/INST] Your right this is the equivalent of pretend to throw the dog the ball and watching the dog run full speed a mile away looking for the ball
[INST] Are you saying the stock market is: Player 1 - *COMPUTER* Player 2 - *COMPUTER* And we are just watching a 'let's play' video? [/INST] Don't forget the trader in the middle getting gangbanged by hard disks
[INST] damn how many of you are there [/INST] We’re in here.
[INST] What brokerage allows selling naked straddle/strangle [/INST] I'm in Canada where the brokers are wild and the regulations are loose 🇨🇦🍁
[INST] His cup runneth over [/INST] Dude, I'm eating....now I'm done eating. Lol
[INST] Yeap. But premiums on those babys are sky high. [/INST] True but i wasn't making profit before, now I am. Peanuts is better than famine.
[INST] The fuck you talking about? [/INST] He’s trying to be funny. ‘HaHa DrUmPf’
[INST] It’s been 20 minutes lmao sell it [/INST] Nah bro I’m a buy and hold kinda guy ie PDT
[INST] Bank account or brokerage? [/INST] Yes
[INST] 90% of China's manufacturing industry relies on **NOT** protecting other people's IP. So uhhh, no deal [/INST] There's this little known technique called lying that I suspect they might use to get this deal over the finish line.
[INST] They aren't real loans. Many of the people who take the student 'loans' have little chance of paying them back [/INST] I am coming to term with that reality. If they would let students refinance the loans to the current interest rate that would be awesome. Save me $16k per year for the next 22years. Hell might even pay on something called principal. That only goes up by like $1-2k per year so I am not as concerned with it.
[INST] Congratulations! [/INST] Thanks man. Its not YOLO amount but comparing to risk capital, 12% gain in 2 days with 86% prob, i liked the numbers. You wanna join the ThetaGANG? We have always room for more!
[INST] How are you playing it? I own shares. [/INST] have 12/20 56.5c I bought last week. Iron hands so far, but i'm taking profit EOD.
[INST] Yeah. I started shorting like a month or two ago because I did some deep-diving into GEs 2018 EOY report and they mentioned possibly liquidating their equity in the company. Since then it's been a god damn machine. [/INST] That's some solid dd bro.
[INST] Proportionally, Obama increased the debt less than Bush W did. Which is still no where near Reagan levels. In any case, its ridiculous to blame any one president for the debt. Also, Obama inherited a financial disaster and an active ground war. What exactly is the reason for Trump's $1T+ deficits? [/INST] Jeff Bozo, Papa Buffet, and the rest of the tres commas crew needed to save a couple dozen million in taxes every year. It's gonna trickle down any day now.
[INST] I know but it's smarter to wait and see an uptrend [/INST] Already happening
[INST] BEARS are in the menu. They're toast [/INST] Is toast on the menu? I could go for some toast.
[INST] If my legs aren’t asleep then I probably wasn’t finished.. [/INST] I wish my legs didn't fall asleep or I'd take 3hr dumps on work time lol
[INST] Literally what I’ve been doing for like 3-4 years lol [/INST] You must have half dozen yachts lined on your personal Marina by now
[INST] It's mooning today. Damn! I should've waited to sell [/INST] Ehh greed gets the best of us. Smart move.
[INST] Really? Time to short it, long oil or XOM or something. How the fuck do you even get acceptable accounting and auditing on this thing? Yes hi KPMG, we want you to give us a clean audit. What’s that you say? You have concerns, questions? Hey guys! Call the Khashoggi guys, I need em again. [/INST] It might not actually be a good idea to short this. You're working in a corrupt market with a very very low float (only 1.5% of the equity is actually being traded, the rest is held by the company). You're exposing yourself to long close times and straight up price pegging amongst various forms of corruption and thug behavior from their government
[INST] GME will be lucky to make it through 2020 without entering receivership. You wanna know another company that’s up almost as much as GME? JCP! Look at that - doubled in the last few months. That must mean it’s also a much better bet than any companies I mentioned right? This is what happens with dying dumpster fire retailers [/INST] You believe bankruptcy is on the table for GME in 2020? https://media1.giphy.com/media/a3zqvrH40Cdhu/giphy.gif?cid=4d1e4f29dcad82ec5b58bf6739ce827f27e5b0ae8aafacf8&rid=giphy.gif
[INST] Ok I bought some [/INST] Nice!
[INST] **Keeps RH open on screen all day glued to the tick tick tick ticker.. market ends flat.. too nervous to have mediocre sex with BECKY'S slightly less attractive cousin.. vomit's out the philadelphia rolls at 2 AM and stays up looking for future's forcasts which never come.** [/INST] Perfection
[INST] What am I missing from a company perspective? I get that there is a ton of data from the markets itself specifically the short interest relative to float that can prop the price for a long time and even potentially cause a spike but I am not seeing any catalysts from an operating perspective that move this higher. [/INST] A number of things. Most importantly, FCF analysis. Your analysis is meaningfully incomplete without a deep dive into FCF. Also analysis on the management, directors, and other large owners. To be sure, your notes are important, and I agree with a lot of it. The issue is that it’s just scratching the surface. Deep value deals often require you to dig deeper than financial statements and well-documented industry trends.
[INST] Sold calls for 100%, puts now up 60% 🤷🏻‍♀️ [/INST] Same. I quit my job to do this part time and im up $3000 already on this week alone. Who needs a job anymore lmao.
[INST] You must not have been doing that the past month or you'd be out of money [/INST] Short ath, long dip: https://m.imgur.com/a/PuuWY7p
[INST] Nope I literally clicked the maxed out options they must not bieleve that i am an expert trader with 2m net worth whose W2 is from a grocery store. [/INST] Why are you trying to get me fired?! You gotta save these jokes for when I’m out to lunch or on the shitter.