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“This market is running on borrowed time” lmao Nostradamus in the building. We’re you also saying that at 300, 305 & 310?
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What the fuck is 5 to 10 points on a 300 point security. Shut the fuck up |
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It’s legal where these companies are lol??
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Your right but I was also thinking of Acreage although they are tied to cgc. But I think if US gets approved it’s a huge market potential. |
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Look at delta. Zero is neutral, positive is bullish, negative is bearish. Straddles with deep ITM puts would therefore be bearish because the delta would skew heavily towards the put, being negative.
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Ty |
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What the hell is a jade lizard?
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Google |
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IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT TO LOSE IT NOW
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This! I need 45 cents on the dollar for my structured settlement so I can participate in 99 cents on the dollar losses in my structured lottery ticket investment vehicle! |
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a 3% return over a year is barely beating inflation
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If at all |
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319.50/318.50 and 308.50/307.50 you can tie up $100 for two or three days for $13-15 premium. That's a good return.
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That’s more than I thought you would get for such a wide spread - enjoy your easy money! |
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James charles and jeffree star 💄💅
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Jesus
You fuckin up my finely tuned algorithm winks |
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Wait, stop the presses... are you saying it’s either going to go up or down?
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Yup! |
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Yea I see the dilution is crazy but they are also still expanding around the world. They also just opened a retail store and got some kind of CBD oil approval in ireland. So you wouldnt touch it for now?
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If you dont expect to get a profit and hold it for 2 years then it's an okay spot for entry. If you hope to see profits in the next 6 months then I would wait for a catalyst to indicate a turn around |
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That’s what I’m leaning towards.
Premiums so high... are you selling any put credit spreads?
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Yeah I sold some 227.5/225 put credit spreads. |
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Not true, but our laws affect us the most, lol. It sounds like it hasn't gone as well as expected in Canada as far as profits go. I'll be curious if the legal market here can beat the illegal one.
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No chance the state sells dope better than Tony |
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I’m sorry :(
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It me
https://i.imgur.com/W9EDCyQ.gif |
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You ever heard of Truck Nutz? I put my fleshlight on my ball hitch
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Lmfao |
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yeah the deal here is i have all the real IP/tech stuff under my belt. Im not some college kid. So i move that domain into law.
Debating it. Loans are killer tho.
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If you have a background in the patent law you want to get into you’ll be making more |
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Would be happy if it closes at $48.99 so I don't get assigned
but ehh, maybe it's time to let go, this will tank again with the next negative trade headline and I can always buy back in then
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yeah it seems like we'll get pass that dec 15 date w/o a scratch but u never know with this admin
negative trade talk news WILL pop up again for sure |
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just learn to code and yolo a 100k salary for less time
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Coders are making 8 bucks an hour. At least that's what I learned when I read the story on who designed the Boeing 737 MCAS software. |
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Last time my 401K was actively managed, the annual fee was 1% of the account's total value. That's pretty standard I think, and not insignificant. They also seemed to do nothing but move my money around. I'm sure those fees were orders of magnitude greater.
Now I just have it mostly parked in an index fund, like it should have been all along.
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Ah I didn't know you implied actively managed portfolios, yeah 1% is quite a lot IMO. |
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I fly the budget airline whenever I can, and even it has Wifi.
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really ? for business I'm usually on American and last time I flew like 3 months ago, you had to buy it. otherwise I use Jetblue which is included in the price i'm assuming. |
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It's -20% vs +1% S&P since earnings. that's a RAMMING
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oh yeah. lol I didn't mean since earnings. |
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sold all them
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Yeah I just did the same |
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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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THOSE WHO BUY ARE JUSTIFIED |
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Good luck to you as well. :)
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now kiss |
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Don’t have the capital or the method to buy 51%.
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Can I interest you in infinite leverage? I did suggest Robinhood after all... |
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Agreed. If it’s breaks the 17.26 support, I think we could see a huge bounce back. Definitely worth watching.
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Two bounces. Alright this is starting to look juicy. Waiting til noon. |
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I know a lot of retards here think it’s just a meme stock but I genuinely believe it’s gonna be big.
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nah way too many competitors they got nothing unique, any idiot can sell a bike with a screen attached. |
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I have some Jans. Don’t really know why cus I bought them as a hedge but closed all my bullish positions already
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Oh nice, I’ve got 38.50 12/27. Hoping to make some bank on them end of week |
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Sorry, I should’ve consulted you about the status of the Repo Market first. My apologies.
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damn skippy |
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I sold right after power hour
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I say that every time but fuck me if I ever do. I have a good feeling about tmrw morning. Playing the adrenaline game until then |
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Im glad i inversed this and made 20% i can always count on u for free inverse tendies
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Inverse this? That doesnt make any sense. How did you inverse a straddle? You didnt even read this you blubbering fucktard lol. |
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I have an idea. What if everyone who worked at a company also owned a portion? And the only people who could own it are people who work there?
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What if the workers seized the means of production |
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I sold my PTON puts already. It's all about calls now, baby!
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Idk about that one chief, it’s got the FSLY set up |
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Doesn’t matter it’s going down
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hoping so - otherwise i have to go back to holding options overnight again and that sucks |
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all in lulu calls
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Always bet on $BECKY |
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Retarded
Buy more
Company buy more to compensate the
Performance loss
Moon
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that was the initial reaction by lazy managers. but this happens almost every month. now they are buying AMD. |
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The stock market is not a place for jokes.
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Disagree. |
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Yeah i bugged out at 11 dollars lost and opened enough 311/310.50s for friday to recoup the 11 plus another 10
Fingers crossed
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Good luck to you, brother. |
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Why does Citron keep referencing Minnesota as some kind of metric? Is it because of our brutal winters?
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MN Shares = Minnesota cold = Cold bad = Shares Down. That's about my comprehension level. |
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Can I get an F?
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No but you can hold this L |
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gainz
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Yes, but it only matters what happens after earnings. To the moon! |
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theta gang is an investing cult that sorta kinda gangbangs the market. gotta be in it to win it right?
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I just discovered theta gang etfs like $KNG, $HSPX and $QYLD which is awesome because now all I do is sit around and collect tendies |
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Hahahahahaha no. I had a friend that used to work there and employees would take new games home, play them, bring them back, shrink wrap them again, and sell them as new.
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When I worked there, we would play games we bought for weeks, shrink wrap them, take them to Walmart and get a full refund for the game. |
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The trend is your friend and the trend is BEARISH.
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No u stupid fuck I make profit u don’t tell me how to trade when u don’t being profit bullish |
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Well hell, I could sure use that for mine then
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The event just started so we shall see |
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why pick up cheap weed stocks when you can pick up cheep weed?
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Not far from the truth, black market weed is cheaper by nearly half. It cost too much to produce commercially. |
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It's fun in a sense that you can play with backtesting whatever indicator and price movement combinations you can think of. I once spent couple month writing and testing various algos but they were mostly only breaking even. Sounds like you found something better, congrats on that.
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It's just finding a small edge and managing risk very well, Id say managing risk is the most important key part. |
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I'm bagholding ACB (~$7.5 average) and APHA (~$5.5 average), I can't bring myself to average down
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Ouch |
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You don't pay taxes on losing your portfolio
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most american thing i've ever read. |
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Balls deep on pton. Keep doubling down on calls. I can feel pton to 45 in my bones.
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I dunno why I can feel it in my ass and its painful. |
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It’s cold out I’m not changing into shorts
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My grandmother would yell at you if she saw that outfit smh |
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Happy to! its only 20 calls. But, it does represent 20% of my autfolio
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According to this [youtuber](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo2lHe78NY), it's future looks pretty bleak. |
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They were supposed to present at a conference this week, could've been today
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Nope presentations were Monday |
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I have some longer dated ones as well. We’ll see. It’s all about costs. So I would imagine with China we’ll will see 1.75 EPS and higher sales.
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Bro they have 1 store in China. It's not going to move the needle on anything for this ER, imho. There's like 17 in Taiwan, and for all the differences in their cultures, the success in Taiwan probably signals a successful launch in China. Aka priced in.
But hey, I know what you're thinking: stonks only go up! |
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I meant direction of the sub count. I.e. how far and fast are they adding to that 10mil. Last report I think they did two weeks and estimated 15mil. So above 20mil would indicate robust, continuous growth and below would be anemic and troublesome for the stock.
I whole heartedly believe we could see $150+ tomorrow but if you are not in if for the long haul, I would dump if that happens.
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This sub is new to me I don't trade. I have had 50 shares of DIS since 1998. Assuming I hold for the long haul, where do you see this stock going? |
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I literally have a commercial plaza near my house that is vacant since 2008 crisis, this crap does go tits up
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You must live in a pretty shit area. Obviously there is DD to be done on this stuff.
You want to know the three rules of Real Estate?
'Location Location Location' |
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Oops.
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? |
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Sorry, we priced that in already
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Erroneous |
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Now I am down 2%
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God bless |
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I literally feel the dopamine firing off while reading this.
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Wait until it has another up day haha. That might never come- but imagine if it does |
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Oh baby I did :)
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You safely in the money now, by 25 bones. If RH auto sells for you tmmr, just get your money and uninstall lol. Those calls will be worthless by Friday close |
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15% is double implied. Personally I think they will have a significant beat, but if they don't I hope you are able to hit.
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How is yours today Theta decay? |
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Pussy, you’re missing a tendies train.
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I know dawg I know |
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Nope. Under balances on tos app it tells you how much commission you have spent YTD
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Right, but the YTD P/L doesn't include that so you just have to do some simple subtraction. |
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If it wasn't just Boeing and Airbus, BA would be on trouble. Until there is more competition (never) always bet on BA.
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That’s a good point, at most BA back log can temporarily decrease |
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Good in jail u can sell ass for money 💵
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I don't need to be in jail to do that bby |
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The hero we need...
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no need
I sold some CVLS and bought some LULU, apparently I can take out margin since LULU is a relative stable stock according to my broker. needless to say I will be playing both sides now |
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so prostitute yourself with buttstuff? Got it!
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Get outta here. This is my corner |
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Boeing has been going down for a while now
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I wasn't aware boeing is the market
They're going down because they put autistic software in their new toy and it started crashing planes full of innocents |
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Like take their money away or guillotine cull?
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Both. |
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No other broker tapped into your friends retardation and wanting to feel cool.
Do you work in marketing? We need to talk.
Fyre Investing
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I do not work in marketing, but I did receive a free share of Zynga. |
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Been trimming some calls today up 35 percent to get back to about the original screenshot I posted. Taking these free tenders before the show starts
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Trimming is always good |
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I don't think the big dawgs care about single day events. They're going to be looking more towards increases in men's ware and international growth.
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sorry when i say that i meant holiday season sales.
but yeah youre right, the mens lineup and international growth is what will move this stock. |
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It’s the massive spike in membership that is appealing to investors. They are opening more throughout the year.
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Are they releasing those numbers in the ER or have they already released that info? Obvs if they already gave the figure, it's priced in. |
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Yea, my girlfriend is a dr and said the same thing. She said I could have a mild case of ADHD. I def need the Klonopin for anxiety but also something to get me going and motivated. I've tried antidepressants but they didn't do anything.
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I understand. I’ve taken a very long journey to find a med regimen that works. Be careful taking klonopin long term though. I have a family member who was on it for decades because of a doctor’s negligence and it caused damage. Good luck! |
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Probably not today but could before the week is over. I'm not playing this though. I needed it to hold over 17.26 before noon.
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What is so special about noon? |
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According to this [youtuber](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJo2lHe78NY), it's future looks pretty bleak.
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His channel is a dedicated smear campaign against his former employee. I don't necessarily disagree but it's a pretty narrow vantage point being given. |
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Holy fuck I knew they were overvalued but I didn't know it was this bad. That means they could increase their subscriptions by 500% and at 12.99 would still need almost 20 years of subscription fees to make back that valuation.
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yeah its bad, don't hold me to the details, but i reviewed the Citron research, and their numbers showed roughly $15,000 per EV at Peloton, vs something like $200 per EV at Facebook, or $600 at Netflix.
EV - is enterprise value per subscriber/ user.
its a gray area metric, because its tough to measure how allied or flighty a subscriber or user really is. |
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That is income generation, it's not a hedge. I sold those for $50 a call so, 1,300 for a week or so.
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Titties |
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most american thing i've ever read.
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Hotdog |
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FIST ON CHEST. NO FEAR.
🐂🇺🇸🐂🇺🇸🦅🦅🚀🚀🚀
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NO FEAR !! |
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Wallet in the front so you don't get scoliosis
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Awww 😍 nice medical tip |
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Me too brother... but Im worried now that all the other WSB autists seem to be doing the same thing.
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We’ll share tenders or tears together |
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I dunno why I can feel it in my ass and its painful.
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Sounds like you've been riding the Ass Pounder 4000 instead of a peloton... |
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don’t know if we see it today but I have no insight into exact timing
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Nobody does. It'd be nice but we should start seeing some action soon. Its going to be near instant whenever it happens. Shit is fucking insane. |
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Let's start a wsb premium snap
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with blackjack and hookers? |
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how I read it is that everything this insider told him about the dealings and their status/progression runs antithesis to tariffs being applied right now
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Fair enough. I think he’s probably right that tariffs won’t be applied. But he’s dead wrong we are anywhere near a trade deal. |
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That’s nothing, I was called racist for stating that Antarctica was not melting
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Lmao! Whole world lost its mind and its balls.. fuck a recession.. we need another plague.. |
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Just got it, thanks again!
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No problem! |
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Yeah I have been doing this a little this week but mostly just waiting for tariff decision. What tickers do you like selling puts on? I've been looking at TTD, TWLO, and AMD mostly. I'll be watching AMD with tariff decision. If it tanks 36ish range I'll sell quite a few.
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I sell mainly on TQQQ, DIS, APPLE, UVXY, rarely Vix, AMD, extremely rare T.. wait here....
Actually here, here is my list, I basically watch these for any huge drops.
https://ibb.co/NS21FQp |
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Want to look at dec 26th 2018 for me?
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11-24th tho was steadily down |
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I believe u fam. Buying
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so far so good - let's how she holds up |
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Do this on SPX instead. Less commission per contracts because you need 1 instead of 10. But also SPX has tax benefits.
Edit: shit is this a 3x leverage etf? Fucking madman
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haha I know TQQQ for the wins!
I will dive into some SPX soon enough though.
But yeah, TQQQ is 3x Nasdaq! |
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Imagine if they ulta. something like 20x to 50x return depending how far OTM you are.
imagine turning 5k into 250k in an hour.
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Imagine not being able to write sentences |
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Traps are gay
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I know for a fact I’m not gay for enjoying college girls in their lulu yoga pants |
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yeah its bad, don't hold me to the details, but i reviewed the Citron research, and their numbers showed roughly $15,000 per EV at Peloton, vs something like $200 per EV at Facebook, or $600 at Netflix.
EV - is enterprise value per subscriber/ user.
its a gray area metric, because its tough to measure how allied or flighty a subscriber or user really is.
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>its a gray area metric, because its tough to measure how allied or flighty a subscriber or user really is.
This is so far out of whack that it doesn't really matter. I always like to think about buying a stock as if I'm buying the whole company. Even if their subscribers were 20 year customers and I could grow the base 500% do I really want to wait that long to break even? Maybe if I could pay 2B for the company and bring that down to 5 years we could talk. |
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How desperate are the bankers running this IPO if they need to come marketing their offering on WSB.
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Hmm i have no ties to the company... |
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He didn’t write that book and had little input into it. Also the author has since come out saying he deeply regrets all of it and none of it is accurate at all.
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I know he didn't 100% write it, but didn't even have a substantial input? I notice some of the strategies he's used with leveraging with China and Congress are things talked about in the book |
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Why do you hate the American economy??
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bear gang is a bunch of terrorists for hating the US economy |
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Okay I was selling a put credit spread the long leg was $312 and the short leg was 312.50. It didn’t expire at 3 PM like they said they automatically do. It was worthless and I paid 1 cent (contract value) to release my collateral. I thought it would expire and I wanted to trade for the last hour which is why I paid that
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Oh okay, then yeah they were going to just let it expire.
If a spread is deep ITM or deep OTM they just let it go for max value/zero |
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Let me know if you sell them lol
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....yeah sold them at $.38 |
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