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[INST] I’m skeptical to even touch it [/INST] I didn’t end up doing it. I tried to do a bear out spread but it didn’t go through before close
[INST] RISC-V is open source, that means the US can't control it. There are no monetary controls to prevent it being used. I also never said anything about phones, the consumer market is their smallest market. I deal with core technology. [/INST] Your posts seem to imply China is moving to home-grown technology to replace Western-origin tech. That is impossible because because all of their 'Chinese' tech is based on Western tech. Just because RISC-V is open-source doesn't mean it's not Western tech. Huawei got its start by stealing from Nortel and Cisco. Their core technology is Western.
[INST] I have SPXS/SQQQ calls and reading this just gave me a hands free orgasm [/INST] You are too early. Buy those closer to February.
[INST] Im still safe but im starting to sweat. Wish it was Friday already [/INST] Amzn always ends at 1749.99 on Friday's.
[INST] The legal settlement is almost 3x the entire market cap of the company. Yikes? How will they come up with that much cash? [/INST] Insurance and state subsidies. The state doesn’t want to run it cause they’ll fuck it up.
[INST] So you brought calls and sold puts?? Is that correct? [/INST] Ya. If you would own the stock anyway might as well do it like that.
[INST] A lot of times, once you’re eligible, they just deduct it from “bonuses” they then turn around give you, to make it easier. I’m not contradicting you, just expanding on your thought. [/INST] Thanks, all feedback is good bud. Can contradict. Just kicking this idea around
[INST] Even without nukes, this doesn't bode well. [/INST] Americans won't wake up soon enough.
[INST] I think I would call a lawyer before making that trade. Absolutely nothing wrong with it if you see some potential. [/INST] For sure, thanks
[INST] You still holding those puts? [/INST] Yes, that's why he's saying crazy shit. Wait till Dec 20.
[INST] The problem is I bought FSLY (shares) at the literal top [/INST] Oof yeah that musta sucked. On the bright side tho you had some nice loss porn to stroke your dick to
[INST] How successful is it so far? [/INST] Pretty decent, trying to build capital without borrowing at the moment. It's tech so I just do it naked on my sofa.
[INST] you should post in r/biotechplays next time u take an addy, you might become mod [/INST] Lmfao when I wrote that all I was actually on my ADHD medicine vyvanse studying for cell-bio finals
[INST] Bullshit, the guy is an ignorant who gives voice to other crying ignorants. Bunch of people with no jobs. [/INST] This aged well
[INST] WE'LL PAY THEM IN PUTS [/INST] PUTS it in the mouth.
[INST] You're literally famous for being retarded. [/INST] Yeah, but at least he's not white /s
[INST] Strategic Ignorance. Algos never saw it coming... Dudes gonna beat [/INST] LOL ! Algos thinking 'Nah, nobody can be THAT dumb' Lets not front run him, he must know his shit!
[INST] Because of beginners lucky, I’m doing the same shit he did with, $Lulu. Buying 10 shares and protecting with 10 calls. Already ordered my Cybertruck with the future gains. [/INST] Winning !
[INST] When was the last time you saw a republican protest? There’s a democrat protest outside of every trump rally... tell me again who’s always in outrage mode :) [/INST] Lol they were protesting all the time under Obama. But most recently was all the proud boy/white nationalist rallies until a right winger killed somebody. Then their protests “died” down
[INST] Hyperinflation is bad for rich people and the poorest of the poor. For everyone else it's quite a nice feature. [/INST] Why is it bad for rich people? Rich people don’t have a lot of assets sitting in cash. They are in risk assets that keep up with inflation. The poor are in debt so they don’t care. It’s the middle savers and retirees sitting in cash that get fucked.
[INST] AMD [/INST] That hit me right in the portfolio.
[INST] honestly i would buy a 9/11 themed pocket pussy [/INST] Only if it came with a pair of Twin Titties
[INST] i took puts [/INST] I got the puts. So glad I did.
[INST] Hypersonic shit is cool though [/INST] It makes so much noise though. One of problems of Concorde
[INST] can we get zoominfo data from people who frequent casinos? they'd eat that value prop the fuck UP [/INST] Yh that’d be epic!!! I don’t know exactly where it is but I’m sure there’s a ton of data available that could be used.
[INST] > good indicator of the direction. How so? What'll it mean if it goes up? Down? Stuck my dick in DIS, now the mouse is buttfucking me to next week. [/INST] I meant direction of the sub count. I.e. how far and fast are they adding to that 10mil. Last report I think they did two weeks and estimated 15mil. So above 20mil would indicate robust, continuous growth and below would be anemic and troublesome for the stock. I whole heartedly believe we could see $150+ tomorrow but if you are not in if for the long haul, I would dump if that happens.
[INST] you buy the short option that is close to get in the money. [/INST] Close to in the money sounds like it would be expensive to purchase. Isn't the better strategy to just let it ride until the Rogue Wave is gone?
[INST] $8.6B revenue [/INST] If you do this to frontier just be nice to them. My dad retires from there next year if they don’t collapse beforehand lol
[INST] It’s the year 2096, China and the U.S are still in a trade [/INST] 🔥
[INST] Yeah but in China places of learning are called “schools” and not “shooting ranges”. [/INST] Your chances of dying or being detained in China to the government because your a Uighur are 100%. Sorry no thanks. I'm not even a Uighur, but what China is doing in their country is genocide. Remember Hitler? Allied forces conquered him. And the Japanese after Pearl harbor, more war. Only right U.S steps in and tariffs the SHIT out of China..at the very least and if they don't change then they get the real slapppp on the ole Chinese hand.
[INST] Are you saying residential water use is the problem or people being in those particular areas? [/INST] Both. There are how many people living in Los Angeles? Which is a desert with barely more than 10 inches of rain per year. And water has to be pipped across the state of California for all of those millions of people. And more are moving there every month. The same in Phoenix and every other desert city.
[INST] This company has survived after killing people with Water and now Fire...they'll also survive when they kill us with Air. [/INST] PCG makes money off the solar panels on my house. You’re welcome. Also it’s winter. My lights are on all the time now. Also Christmas. Have lights on outside. Multiple that by the entire state (minus those with a larger carbon footprint.) Just kidding they use the most electricity!
[INST] Eggs Fucking Zack Lee [/INST] Bong apple queef
[INST] Ya it's like+33 right now [/INST] Nice. I have 86/87 spread expiring this Friday. I missed that spike .
[INST] Shkreli* [/INST] Oh shit! Thanks
[INST] The $6.5p is trading at $0.59 right now. What do you think it will jump to in the morning? I don’t want to set it too low and miss gains but also need it to not be too high so it actually fills. [/INST] Use an options calculator based on the price in the morning then set your sell price a few cents lower.
[INST] People also seem to forget that they can literally change their business to whatever they want since they seem to have the liquidity to do so, and plenty of room to move in terms of consolidation. [/INST] Fully half the stores here now are dedicated to high margin pop culture crap. Funko Dolls, branded board games, figurines and branded peripherals. Constantly kids walking out of their with $25 pokemon plushies that some poor Chinese bastard made for 0.18c
[INST] But are they worse than stocktwits? [/INST] Looks the same to me. Damn you for making me create and account to find out
[INST] I was merely making an observation about how beautiful self-made rich people are [/INST] If you want to climb that ladder you gotta work it, girl
[INST] I got a good scalp when Japan went red [/INST] nice!!!! Mine was before Japan opened. How often do you trade /ES?
[INST] Been eyeing that stock like a hawk all week. Gonna scalp puts on Thurs/Fri if it keeps creeping up. Option sellers will lose around 5 mil this Friday if the stock stays at 62 [/INST] 12/20 puts?
[INST] Yeah I have to yolo 2k somewhere and lose it so I can stay below the next tax bracket. Taxes are designed by the dumbest people I swear. And no I’m not donating. I want calls on AMD [/INST] That’s not how tax brackets work.
[INST] True, but Tendies 🍗 [/INST] Tendies are Tendies
[INST] When you short something you are selling a stock without actually owning it and collecting the money later and than buying back those shares cheaper when the stock goes down. However, 78.11% of the volume for GME are all non-existent shorts that need to be covered. That means alot of ppl need to be covering all of those shares which will completely jack the price of the stock [/INST] How do you know a lot of people need to cover?
[INST] WallStreetBets is the real Virgin Galactic. Pretty sure no one here has ever had sex. In all seriousness, though, I'd expect the stock to trade more like Tesla - more closely tied to the reputation of its founder than to its earnings reports, at least at the start. And, like Tesla, it *will* be worth its valuation, eventually, if it can get the tech to work on time. [/INST] Its going to replace tesla as the go to hot stock The story is incredible
[INST] No nigga [/INST] u/nwordcountbot
[INST] Pretty decent, trying to build capital without borrowing at the moment. It's tech so I just do it naked on my sofa. [/INST] What's the profit so far? I created one with LSTM's which looks crazy when you see the 90% accuracy of predictions.. then you realize its just a shifted version of the previous day. Then I did one with TA indicators (ADX, MACD, RSI) and 74% of the decisions have been accurate so far.
[INST] It’s an emoji those could be raisins, chocolate chips, small pieces of feces, who knows [/INST] Maybe even ants? I hear that they taste a little peppery.
[INST] May buy shares tomorrow. The stock market isn't a popularity contest. Their assets are worth more than their debt + market cap, and 68% of their float is short Not to mention, new consoles should give them a healthy boost in sales. [/INST] They couldn't sell their company because their assets depreciate almost as fast as cars. It's shorted for good reason.
[INST] Go slightly above mid price next time [/INST] No I don’t mean get an order filled, I mean AMZN can’t hold gains to save its life right now. Appreciate the advice though :)
[INST] The ONLY reason that Elon Musk's space wet dream didn't go bankrupt is because of government contracts. SPCE will go bankrupt without being subsidized by the taxpayers like SpaceX. [/INST] New contracts any day as you bash
[INST] Delcath https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DCTH/ [/INST] Here we go down the rabbit hole.
[INST] No one goes to subway, the one near me closed and i live in nyc where there isnt a shortage of customers. [/INST] Subway has a history of franchising locations poorly. We had two subways 5 blocks from eachother on the same road with the same traffic. Took a year for the one 5 blocks farther away from the college campus to close down after opening.
[INST] It’s when you marry your boyfriend and gain a new capital letter in your name [/INST] You're retarded. It's when you take over the capital city of a county in a war...
[INST] Now .05 , not too sure [/INST] It's a $50 lottery ticket. No big deal if it goes south.
[INST] U holding still? I am [/INST] Lol yes I sold some during the pop this morning and bought back in to lower cost average in the afternoon. My average for 17Jan $100 is now down to $.70ea which I feel pretty good about.
[INST] Commies with nuclear weapons but hardly more developed than the Soviet Union was, most of China is poor as shit outside the Tier 1 cities, even in Tier 1 cities people still pee on the streets out Starbucks. Hell even Pakistan have nukes, they just pull them on the back of goat carts and they are barely more developed than Afghanistan. [/INST] This is a naive American view. They have hypersonic missiles with the capability to kill our aircraft carriers. It doesn’t matter if have the country is slaves.
[INST] Can’t wait to see this play out by Friday. What was it, 80% of stock was floated short? Yikes. [/INST] wut does that mean?
[INST] It mattered for that one starfish. [/INST] But there are always more, maybe even the same starfish again.
[INST] I love Buddhism and can accept that life is suffering and you sew the seeds of your own suffering. But you can't expect a being to transcend it's inner nature and yet so many are trapped in a cycle of suffering. I feel like my job is an all you can eat buffet of human suffering. Sometimes some lucky people can make a small difference but there are always more. It feels like Sisyphus going against the Wu Wei. [/INST] Yeah many if not most people are trapped in a cycle of suffering, but I think much of that is reflective of our corrupt society. Really, there’s something truly rotten in the state of Denmark. I think if you genuinely want to make an impact then utilize your unique talents to change any of the myriad of systemic problems. People are prematurely cynical.
[INST] $5 price target # 😂😂😂 [/INST] MS would have at least said $5-70
[INST] Wasn’t O’Reilly booted off FOX for sexual harassment? My parents are the same though. My mom cried when I told her I voted for Obama in ‘08 [/INST] Dad says it's cus he was a womanizer🤗🤗🤗
[INST] Yeah, theres a fuckin cattle bubble. Sure buddy. Says the guy who’s bought into a bean burger company that’s down how much off it’s 52 week high? [/INST] U r delusional if u cannot see there is a fast Food bubble with burgers and Chicken 24-7 advertising too
[INST] Incorrect. I bought puts like an hour before close or something. [/INST] Why wouldnt u short at 20 or something
[INST] Any real broker will let you do it, you have to request higher level options trading. They supposedly base their decision on what you tell them (income, net worth, options trading experience, etc) though I've never had one reject me (tda, fidelity, IB all let me do it) [/INST] Can you share what answers you gave them as far as years of experience, income, or net worth? Merrill won't approve me for naked options with 3 years experience, $200k income, and $1m net worth.
[INST] You won’t [/INST] You're right. I won't. Already balls deep in calls I can't afford to close
[INST] Its horrible Focuses on only one side of the story [/INST] It's really bothersome that you didn't think it necessary to elaborate and share the other side of the story. Including 0 sides of the story is not better than 1 side of the story.
[INST] Lol hopefully you saved 2-3k for taxes [/INST] *IRS has entered the chat*
[INST] Everyone makes money the first trade. [/INST] Nope.
[INST] Fully half the stores here now are dedicated to high margin pop culture crap. Funko Dolls, branded board games, figurines and branded peripherals. Constantly kids walking out of their with $25 pokemon plushies that some poor Chinese bastard made for 0.18c [/INST] Yep. People have outdated views on GameStop. I'm not a bull, but I don't think they're dying. Toys'R Us wouldn't have even died if it weren't for leveraged buyout fuckups. GameStop seems safe from that.
[INST] Link to DD on abus? [/INST] just search ABUS under wsb and look for frosty's post
[INST] I heard on the radio (the RADIO!) that markets had not yet responded to the rumors that 'they won't be enforcing those December 15th tariffs, after all' Why they say this shit on the radio? [/INST] Lmao but it did and then Kudlow opened his big fucking mouth
[INST] Going in 16C 12/20 tomorrow. After the governor approves funding in the next week it should print $$$ [/INST] This is what I was looking for. 16C on 12/20 is pretty ballsy. They’re still exiting bankruptcy - I’m with you on calls I just am trying to decide a good expiry
[INST] AMD moon [/INST] The real DD is always in the comments. Thanks man
[INST] 1. Drop out 2. ??? 3. Piles of money and regret What's step 2? [/INST] sucking at least 10 dicks a day for $5 each
[INST] GAAAAYYYY [/INST] only if the tips touch
[INST] JUST PLAIN OLD TURD DOOTY [/INST] Orville Redenbacher encrusted corn kernel DOOTY
[INST] Tendies are Tendies [/INST] Tendieitis
[INST] He needs to lose more than $400m this time for trying to fuck the momentum. [/INST] Dreamshot
[INST] This is what is called a hostile takeover, though you should really try to by 51% [/INST] Don’t have the money, also not Batman. If I tried to just buy up shares in blocks the price would go up. In my pipe dream, I’d have to go direct with an offer.
[INST] In NY. Gladly will. Please send ulgy rich girl location. [/INST] Midtown
[INST] Same with LULU I still bought some of the latter expiration. Dec 13 expiration IV is a whooping 98% [/INST] Buy strikes closer to the current stock price.
[INST] Subway has a history of franchising locations poorly. We had two subways 5 blocks from eachother on the same road with the same traffic. Took a year for the one 5 blocks farther away from the college campus to close down after opening. [/INST] Just called UPS about franchise opportunity in a hotel. Seems reasonable.
[INST] That man had a family [/INST] Died this day 12 December at the ripe old age of $420
[INST] Epic games will buyout GME and turn them into gaming hangout centers to promote their games which you can dl or grab a physical copy. they will own the physical and digital worlds of gaming. [/INST] Why do that when they can just pick up the leases as GME slowly close all around the country? There is literally no reason to purchase GME at this point. Their valuation is all kinds of puffed up. I was working on a trade that considered a buyout, but looking into things more closely, have decided they will just go the BK route.
[INST] Board probably meets at the local WeWork. Podunk no money company. Buy a stake in company to get the job, job to get the money and maybe equity value goes up. You are right, actual job would suck, but I’d do it if I owned a slice of the company . want some prestige and not work for someone else. [/INST] I have an idea. What if everyone who worked at a company also owned a portion? And the only people who could own it are people who work there?
[INST] Wasn't the data due out like monday? [/INST] 'a few/couple of days'... Whatever that means by the ceo last week. But just note that even with the big gap up this morning, it's not even the data that will propell $PTI 3x at least because their drug is going to be a competitior to a $55 billion big pharma giant. $PTI is only $180 million company I believe.
[INST] AEO was somehow the only one to shit the bed. Sales up profit down [/INST] they beat both EPS and revenue. but the lowered of guidance causes shorters to take advantage. remember AEO have a rather high short float of 12%. Imo this is the best time to buy more.
[INST] $69 [/INST] I’ll Venmo daddy
[INST] Don’t celebrate too early. Futures are gay AND fake. [/INST] Unless you trade them, in which case they're awesome and fun
[INST] Invest + robinhood = being broke - You are using a literal tool that sucks for anything but free trades which are not ubiquitous everywhere else. - You want to day trade. Then talk about investing. What??? [/INST] Not true. Robinhood takes the best, prettiest and easiest to understand screenshots for sharing gains and losses, which is really the main reason we're here. Also cheap and easy margin.
[INST] Can't sue the gov't, so.... [/INST] You literally can sue the government.
[INST] Are you dumb or something? [/INST] You must be new here
[INST] Puts on boomers. [/INST] their DTE is coming soon
[INST] See you after finals. [/INST] He's just going for the student loans.
[INST] Fuck that JohnnyDongus guy. [/INST] hey leave my dongus outta this
[INST] So common in fact, that instead of just saying it, you act like you're smarter than everyone asking you what it means. Thanks for making WSB great! [/INST] why can't you just be a big boy and do a little DD by yourself man? I was out to dinner, but I still don't owe anything to you. quit acting like a brat. WSB has been great for as long as I've been here, so guess i am helping.
[INST] Gme still has something like $4 in cash for every share. [/INST] Value trap. Idk why they r pissing money away with buy backs.
[INST] thats pussy shit and cuts in on your profits. if you lose money youre gunna lose money doesnt matter if you hedge. but if you make money you make less money so why would u hedge [/INST] If you hedge you lose less profit if you’re right, if you are right you lose less money 🤷🏽‍♂️
[INST] Yeah, I wish I was smart enough to figure that kind of stuff out, but I'm lucky enough I can make enough off markets that I don't need to be. [/INST] It's probably what got me into IT in my late 20s, decided to study computer science soon after that. Now I'm trying to get into investment/trading but I'm not sure this is the right place to learn about that stuff lol