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[INST] Wrong. Trade outcome has never mattered. The effect if all tariffs were implemented (unlikely) is a couple hours worth of our GDP. It's a rounding error. But, it sure makes for scary headlines that get clicks. Funnily, import prices have actually DECLINED since the 'trade war' started. [/INST] I swear these trade war tensions are the best buy in periods, everyone's scared as fuck because of all the doom headlines and the market's down but it always goes back to the mean once tradetalksaregoingwell.exe is engaged
[INST] where were you last week dude, I got store brand last night for more than double that shit. I got robbed [/INST] Dude, you gotta look at the weekly circulars. Three weeks ago prime rib was on sale. This week was sirloin. Multiple times I've seen ground beef and ground turkey go for $5 for 3 lbs.
[INST] Did we meet at The Aria? [/INST] Lol no but did you run to the ATM after you emptied your wallet?
[INST] You know Thursday is a pivotal ECB meeting (first without dragi) and there’s a huge amount of uncertainty on the outcome and guidance? Be careful out there. [/INST] Thanks a lot for the info man
[INST] Me two [/INST] Me ow
[INST] Yeah he means in long term I think, morning boner is for FDs [/INST] FD Stonks go up too
[INST] The federal reserve is federal gov. That much im sure. [/INST] Lol. I don't think there's much point in this but at least I understand your argument now. You should uh, you should Google.
[INST] You're shorting VIX *before* 15th? Too smart for your own good [/INST] I short 4 months out. That’s a long time to be right.
[INST] This is the way. [/INST] This is the way
[INST] Is the increase because you are buying more or are the prices just going up, if you don't mind me asking [/INST] Buying more. We are rolling out a new test with a new CMS code in February so we expect our per client sample volume to increase by 40%.
[INST] To the cent. Yes. You pick random stocks all day and look at them for 20 minutes and see how many of them are back at the same price down to the cent. It’ll be less than a third. [/INST] Thats not how probabilities work, fellow autist. Flipping a coin a 100 times may give you heads 70 times and tails 30 times, that doesnt mean the probability of getting head^(s) is 70%
[INST] Forget the hookers too because we won't be able to pay them. [/INST] WE'LL PAY THEM IN PUTS
[INST] Guh Empire Strikes Back [/INST] The Force GUHwakens
[INST] I know, that's why I used it to respond to you. 😎 [/INST] Thanks for reminding me who I am cocksucka! I'm back cocksuckas!
[INST] Oh, the pieces of plastic that don't perform any better than placebos in scientific studies, and are a total and complete scam? Naw, I didnt try those. [/INST] No need to be rude. They helped me tremendously during pregnancy, so I was trying to be helpful.
[INST] The better strat (IMO) is getting long before the retard strength pumps before expiration on a lot of this garbage, then hedge short a couple weeks before lockup. Not all dump hard on lockup, or they go sideways till interest fades. [/INST] I’m considering going long into the holiday sales hype. I obviously can’t predict the future, but my rationale for thinking it will dump into lockup is the absurdity of the current validation, the low cost basis of many insiders, and the sheer amount of shares coming into play I’m also looking at the fibit chart as a historical comparison for the last big fitness fad
[INST] China only gets 1% pork from USA [/INST] But now that their emergency pork reserves are running low....
[INST] no dude. no. [/INST] i was asking haha not that i was gonna buy puts
[INST] Sell a 12/11 313.5 call. [/INST] 'You don’t have enough shares of SPY for the collateral needed to sell SPY $313.5 Call 12/11.'
[INST] That would be the opposite of an independent fed [/INST] Very much so, but I would still support it. I think it's pretty disgusting the amount of pressure he's putting on the Fed to act in his own interest. Also it'll never happen but it's fun to dream.
[INST] AMD CPU is made in Taiwan. [/INST] Taiwan isn't china, tho.
[INST] Options, google. I bot that call at 37c. [/INST] So is the profit that is showing there the increase in the price of that option contract if you were to sell it today? I am also a noob and I wanted to understand why it shows gains if stock price is still below the strike
[INST] Hope so shit... this was supposed to be in the bag [/INST] Nothings in the bag. We live our lives on the precipice of the Grand Canyon, without ropes or harnesses.
[INST] Well the subprime crisis is responsible for the inverse. Solutions decay while the problems compound. [/INST] A central bank's only mandate is to keep debt, created in its unit of account, intact.
[INST] This is the way [/INST] Dis is de way
[INST] So other than manufacturing and fabrication cost savings is there a reason it would go from 60% to 100%? Just because it would likely be cheaper? Also would it say cheaper under that scenario? [/INST] You're going to make your hardware in China, that's just where all the manufacturing and skills are. But you're not allowed to ship stuff to China/US back and forth. So will people like Apple do: 1. Help rebuild the US electronics manufacturing industry for billions and make their phones much more expensive 2. Just move all manufacturing to China and maybe save money
[INST] You mean fake news? [/INST] so fake it's not even plastic...
[INST] Don't see any reason to take profits yet [/INST] Sell some, let rest ride longer
[INST] Already did [/INST] >highsc [https://twitter.com/innercitypress](https://twitter.com/innercitypress) following this guy for the play by play
[INST] This Friday [/INST] IV will deflate into expiration. Think of IV value as gas in a balloon, that expands as you approach binary events that represent unknowns (like earnings and expirations), and deflates as the unknowns become known, and are synthesized by the market.
[INST] how do u know when to take profits and cut losses tho? =/ [/INST] You have to F E E L the market. Tbh tho I just cut losses and take gains at 20% it’s not exciting but it keeps me afloat
[INST] Yeah and today China and US agreed to delay tariffs. He failed. [/INST] But... but.... impeachment? Haha
[INST] Google docs is free and possibly better than Samsung's 1990s-era Word knock off. [/INST] I would love to see a Chinese knockoff of the Korean knockoff of MS Word (just not on my computer, though). That should would be hilarious.
[INST] What ethnicity, I've seen chalk with a tanner complexion [/INST] The red one
[INST] Gold is a short here. I'm a buyer at 1350. [/INST] not gonna hit 1350
[INST] Me ow [/INST] You can take it baby, *applies more vaseline*
[INST] The Force GUHwakens [/INST] Attack of the GUHs
[INST] I was high when I wrote that and was thinking of Germany and how the citizens accept and embrace higher taxes for the benefit and welfare of their children's education/future [/INST] Lol nerds
[INST] What’s that? [/INST] It's what boomers use to prolong their life despite nature telling their ego it's time to go
[INST] No need to be rude. They helped me tremendously during pregnancy, so I was trying to be helpful. [/INST] Sorry, i'm just used to MLM huns shilling me essential oils and other scam shit that doesn't work. If it helped you, great, but the truth is it is nonsense. You could have kept a marble in your pocket or literally anything as long as you believed it would help you.
[INST] Not a yacht but 70% of my kayak [/INST] Pray for a short squeeze or a red dildo might squeeze into your shorts.
[INST] Lmao he’s just trying to get a better entry point [/INST] the guy is living the dream, /r/wsb is screaming about PTON being overvalued, suffer in shorts, CITRON screaming about PTON being overvalued - shorts printing
[INST] That is called pump and dump bro its illegal [/INST] It's only illegal if you're poor, like everything else.
[INST] Tell me your strategy [/INST] Selling puts on dips or buying shares outright. Buying options will usually lead to losses in the longrun.
[INST] BAGS ARE GETTIN REAL HEAVY [/INST] *can't*... *hold*....*much*...*longer*...reeeee
[INST] I have spreads expiring in March. Do you have any open positions [/INST] I closed my 270c this morning when they were up about 30%. I have to transfer everything from RH to TDA so I have to sit cash while it settles then withdraw and all of that shit. I might hold off until Monday and see which direction it moves. My TDA account is cash so I can make moves intraday.
[INST] ...yeah because there was no bull market in PE and makes it much easier to pick investments. [/INST] No but cheap leverage and the feds are dead set to prop up bad loans anyways so why not yolo?
[INST] Newbie detected [/INST] I don’t pay attention to trash IPOs sorry. That’s a great way to lose money
[INST] Why do you think VIX will skyrocket after the tariff stuff? Is it that tariffs will be imposed and VIX will skyrocket and then you sell puts? [/INST] Tariff man shoves tariffs, near futures go down. PUTS on said futures go up. ​ Tariff man no shove tariffs, VIX probably goes sideways/up.
[INST] Looking like a negative vote. [/INST] Why’s that? Are you watching it or where you hearing that?
[INST] Yeah mean I just yoloed FDs for them and the Vix so I have fucking no idea what I’m doing [/INST] Same!
[INST] Indeed, more certain than the alternative, further referenda, more elections etc. Boris hasn't ruled out a hard brexit if things drag after the election. Which can be done unilaterally, so if government is on side, then that *could be certain. [/INST] Riiiight ... But that would just then be a starting point to negotiating multiple agreements with both the EU and other states. This is going to take a decade easily and the economic adjustments another decade more.
[INST] Sorry, i'm just used to MLM huns shilling me essential oils and other scam shit that doesn't work. If it helped you, great, but the truth is it is nonsense. You could have kept a marble in your pocket or literally anything as long as you believed it would help you. [/INST] Yes we have clearly established that you are superior.
[INST] Oh man I think you might be right. If the Fed doesn't cut, then neither will Tariff Man. [/INST] I think if there’s a cut today, there may be tariffs. I think if there’s no cut, there’s no tariffs.
[INST] Attack of the GUHs [/INST] GUH - The Last Theta
[INST] Hype was just released yesterday. SPCE is back by beoing, and is speculated to cut time from long distance flights. Like a sky hyperloop. [/INST] This is wild speculation that wouldn't happen for at least 20 years and would require design changes to their craft which would then require extensive additional testing.
[INST] >ARWR you guys, make me break my principles. [https://www.tradingview.com/x/IhtfGZZd/](https://www.tradingview.com/x/IhtfGZZd/) thats a guessing trade. your risk is rather low and there had been increasing selling volume. also on bigger time frame, you could guess it would need some pull back to continue further. id never take such a trade. the technicals behind it are bad, you are only hoping for a quick refusal and a gap being filled. [/INST] Lol you are hoping someone buys or sells!?!?!?
[INST] But wait, if they played sports on ESPN then what would they play on ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPN3, NFL Network, ESPN Classic, SEC Network, and Watch ESPN... [/INST] Caitlyn Jenner Christmas Special
[INST] >play first chart thats kinda interesting. [https://www.tradingview.com/x/R4L5XSgc/](https://www.tradingview.com/x/R4L5XSgc/) id say if that red grindline breaks we off to the first support (upper blue line) and will form continuation pattern down to second (the last part is guessing) [/INST] If people sell, the stock will go down
[INST] > Basically they are karma farming. That is literally how politics works. [/INST] But if they actually impeach him how will they farm more karma off orange man
[INST] Turd burgling duty (the spice melange) [/INST] He knows of the spice !
[INST] We need to bring back the British East India Company so we can invest in literal trade wars! [/INST] Long £BEIC
[INST] Or her heart legit did go up to that rate. These things can happen. [/INST] Yeah they can. Probably more rare than a consumer watch that doesn’t have to meet healthcare standards malfunctioning
[INST] 370 & 375 FD [/INST] Did you sell earlier? Gonna hold until tomorrow at this point
[INST] u/neverforgetreddit u/nwordcountbot [/INST] 😁
[INST] Homey has a bunch of routes. Asked him his thoughts. Long story short, buying puts Edit: he also reminded me that you just had to take a 300 million dollar loss because of a huge fraud investigation at one of their hubs [/INST] When was this investigation ? Is it this quarter ? Also was this season bad for your Friend ?
[INST] I've sold 200/195 spreads expiring on friday. Can't possibly go tits up. [/INST] for what like 1.00?
[INST] No way space x buys this pos [/INST] Richard Branson does have an ok history of making successful companies....like 1/10 or something
[INST] I would love to see a Chinese knockoff of the Korean knockoff of MS Word (just not on my computer, though). That should would be hilarious. [/INST] And not full of security vulnerabilities.
[INST] I literally started busting out in a silent restaurant after reading it. People now think I'm crazy. [/INST] Well you better tell them you're on the spectrum.
[INST] I did it with Visa and now Amazon. I can't win [/INST] F. 😭
[INST] Ok, but I still might sell some of this position, because I’m a coward. [/INST] Yeah that is a reasonable thougth
[INST] naked i assume? on 2 week charts and a 6 month chart my eye sees them technically poised to pop but also amzn has had a red december for the last 5 years in a row. also isnt amazon in the middle of a lawsuit right now or something? pretty sure they are blaming the president for something, and trying to zerg the jedi contract from microsoft. and seeing as there is a 0% chance of that happening, seems like a shit time to have a naked long position [/INST] Yup I thought it was poised to break out when I got in last week and pain
[INST] This DD is breathtaking [/INST] I’ve spent the last 420.69 hours sitting in a bush outside my local game stop and can confirm it’s only 12 year olds with their mothers
[INST] They're all criminals. They're just mad that he's outdoing them in their own game. [/INST] Yeah let’s keep criminals in our government because they’re all criminals right Big brain
[INST] Long Midgets [/INST] Short midgets
[INST] On going last few months. Apparently some dudes were doing a bunch of ghost rides that came to a tune of $300 million. He said this season was horrible it has been only getting short crappy trips [/INST] Do you mind sharing where you live ? Which state ? Also we’re the fines by Fedex? Or is it a gov investigation ?
[INST] Ur gay [/INST] It’s true though. His ass was fkn toast.
[INST] Take it all out and leave 50k to trade with. Pay off everything, stick some in savings, invest some in a managed account, lose 46k yoloing and struggle with meager account while posting here for the forseeable future. [/INST] Winner
[INST] Why dont you get stonk instead?I picked up 800 ACB yesterday. [/INST] I have commitment issues.
[INST] Not yet. Too new, it will bounce around while it’s still a meme. When people stop talking about it, go short. [/INST] Buyer 2000 PTON Jan 50 calls
[INST] for what like 1.00? [/INST] got like $40 a pop for them
[INST] But if they actually impeach him how will they farm more karma off orange man [/INST] Because impeachment isn’t removal from office
[INST] That sounds delicious. Where can I buy? [/INST] It is delicious. We just add hot water to it. You can buy it at any asian market. They sell on amazon but it looks overpriced. Should be able to get a large jar for around $7. It'll last a while since you just need 1-2 Tbsp per cup. https://smile.amazon.com/slp/korean-honey-citron-tea/oy7amn64gqjw8x5?sa-no-redirect=1
[INST] It’s ok, nothing to write home about. Maybe dinner tonight ? [/INST] With Grinder u can skip straight to the butt stuff
[INST] I didn’t I got scared. Probably wait until after Powell [/INST] how the fuck you gon' get rich if you scared to take a risk
[INST] Should I just set a limit order for by shares and hope it gets filled? It's toast right? [/INST] I’m not sure. The drug is used in other countries and they are supposed to get word if it’s approved in China this month I think. I’m not really sure if it’s best to cut losses or hold. I think it’s toast unless it was priced in
[INST] 5 days of horrible volume & huge swings. Gonna blow off the top soon [/INST] Did you say my puts can pay off my student debt?
[INST] Auto Mod! Someone is trying to teach me something, I feel threatened [/INST] Ignore that shit.
[INST] I'd encourage everyone who wants to learn about options trading to follow this example. Just click some buttons, don't worry about the specifics such as what puts and calls are. You'll figure it out once you post your losses on reddit. [/INST] I seem to be getting a friend request from Robinhood Risk Management. Deleted!
[INST] I survived by selling options. https://ibb.co/NsnPrm6 https://ibb.co/3M3vgB8 [/INST] Me too!
[INST] Don’t worry. They crush earnings and guidance will be very nice. The retail trend has been really nice [/INST] Agreed. I swung heavy last week on COST so I hope you’re right.
[INST] Does that make my dad gay or you gay? [/INST] We both engage in homosexual intercourse regularly.
[INST] Didn’t really see any bullish flags on Amzn today. That close was fake lol [/INST] Yeah but we did bounce off support at least. That's the only reason I'm still holding Selling one of them if we gap up
[INST] Same. I didn't think mine could keep growing but here we are [/INST] im gonna end up coppin a double on SHARES. not even options. outright silliness. got 2 or 3 similarly promising biotech stocks i'm lookin at for ~50% of my gains afterwards to keep the train rolling.
[INST] No more gayer than someone who got their username from a background character from The Fairly Oddparents. [/INST] Salty
[INST] I’m loaded mouth to ass with AMRN calls. Different strikes. Have Jan, feb,April, June’s, 2021 calls. [/INST] Same on the Jan. I grabbed a ton of weeklies in case buyout rumors turned out to be true.
[INST] How do you feel about that negative Theta, having fun yet? [/INST] I love it! Doesn't bother me the least bit. Earnings are the only thing that matter at this point. I bought on Monday to protect myself in case there was a run-up before earnings. If it continues to drop tomorrow I will add to my position. All part of the plan my friend.
[INST] Have another one for you - $FTR. 75M mrk cap, 17B EV. I’ve yolo’ed some 2020 calls. If assigned I’ll make sure to hire some fellow autists [/INST] $8.6B revenue
[INST] What was bid ask on the July $40’s? [/INST] 4.50-5 same as it is now