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[INST] Can’t even calculate a P/E ratio yet. [/INST] If u don’t have earnings, u don’t need a P/E ratio. Taps head
[INST] “Fucken as sensitive bitch” This doesn’t even make sense😂 You gotta make sense to be a bully dumb shit. Just because I cucked your dad too late to make you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t call me daddy. Mommy missed being satisfied and came to the light. I let her call me the King of the Jews while I’m inside so she feels like she got to be something in life. [/INST] my cock in your mouth u are a loser ok
[INST] Like GS $110 square target price a week before it lost a third its market cap [/INST] It’s prob a racket, so then the short sellers clean up
[INST] Boof [/INST] Boop 👆
[INST] You just bought calls in a company with a P/E ratio above 60. You might get lucky with a short term Christmas miracle, but honestly I would’ve sold a put credit spread instead. [/INST] what was the DD? His post has been deleted so I can't see it.
[INST] $JNUG $69 when?! ~Mr. Tightwater [/INST] After you stop fucking my wife! -Tightwater’s Secretary
[INST] According to FedWatch Tool, the futures are expecting a 99.3% change of no change in rates, and a 0.7% chance of a 0.25% rate *hike*. If Trump wanted to increase the odds of a cut, he might confirm soon that the tariffs are going ahead. [/INST] Haha damn. What a time to be alive!
[INST] 0$ per contract too ? [/INST] nah .65, but I think that's industry standard. I just shuffled some shit from my other accounts when I found out about that deal
[INST] If it's ITM when you enter, you do not need it to move at all to win; in fact you probably want it just to stay flat. You lose when it crosses OTM. That said, nobody is getting a near-50% ROC spread on something already ITM without a major catalyst in the near future. [/INST] Wouldn't the short ITM call be most likely exercised yielding the max loss?
[INST] My point is your broker will not allow you to do this regardless of your willingness to go broke or how far out your strike is. You will need to do it in a spread or hold the shares as collateral. It's a risk to the broker because they will have to pay up even if you don't. [/INST] Broker will let you if you have enough margin.
[INST] I just threw like $100 in there for fun lmao. Hope you didn’t go too big [/INST] Nah same here haha. Hopefully we make out like bandits.
[INST] If u don’t have earnings, u don’t need a P/E ratio. Taps head [/INST] *taps cyber truck
[INST] The strikes right above and below the money give 90 premium when the max loss is 100: its more likely that I will lose the money but if it doesn’t move i get paid [/INST] So, you dropped a 0 in the OP? Because that makes a lot more sense then.
[INST] Blah blah.. so who is getting ready to sell puts on volatility!? I can't wait for the final push up from the tariff bullshit and then selling as many puts as I can on UVXY and VIX as possible. Let the free premium weeks start once they announce the trade war bullshit news! It doesn't even matter of it's good or bad just sell the other side! [/INST] Why do you think VIX will skyrocket after the tariff stuff? Is it that tariffs will be imposed and VIX will skyrocket and then you sell puts?
[INST] I mean, we both should be doing more about it (any country being affected by the cartel should be attacking them bring in the military and wipe them all out) I don’t think drug demand is mostly from us tho. Lol [/INST] Dude Mexico does a ton to fight cartels, and yes we lead the world in demand for drugs. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-leads-the-world-in-illegal-drug-use/ Do you just make up shit? Do you think we would have been able to prosecute and imprison El Chapo without Mexico’s help?
[INST] thai pedo is out looking for boys. elon is gonna marry yet another 10/10 actress. [/INST] Naw Elon's dream is to colonize Mars so he can legally fuck kids. Whoever would design a truck like that has tormented children with his dick.
[INST] Closed in 5 mins, [/INST] Which brokerage you using homie? Do you they let you buy gevo puts there? Thanks, congrats!
[INST] wdym [/INST] You calls can lose that much value or more by GLD going up still. Buying single options is the most extreme position you can take really. It’s gotta go your way or you lose Basically 8-10% is nothing for options... if your trying to make such low percentages then there’s much better risk reward strategies then single calls
[INST] Closing price includes strike [/INST] > Closing price includes strike I don’t even know what this mean. Do you even know how option trading operates? It’s a lot more complicated than equity trading. Your profit depends on your strike, exp date, and maybe IV.
[INST] They don’t travel [/INST] True...
[INST] No [/INST] Bought 10/13 $39 instead 👍
[INST] I just bought some today. Why do you say tonight or tomorrow it’ll come out? Just curious [/INST] CEO said on Thursday the data should be out in a few days. So I expect either after hours today or sometime tomorrow.
[INST] What exactly do you think the Fed repo trillions is other than MMT? [/INST] I misread his comment originally lmao
[INST] 9k at 10:15 it recovered pretty nicely since then. [/INST] These bitches don't expire for years
[INST] i thought it was April? don't have a source on me rn i'm probably miss remembering [/INST] my source was wsb, so clearly very high quality material. hit me up with source if you find anything though..that's the expiry I buy puts on.
[INST] Let me see if I got this correct. If I were to trade stocks right now and make a fuck ton of money, in 2020 my money would be worth less because of inflation. So. Therefore, me losing money trading stocks now. Means that my losses right now will be like I didn't lose that much in the future. Sounds retarded enough to work. [/INST] Sir, can you be my economics professor?
[INST] People named Norm as well [/INST] Can confirm. Loaded up.
[INST] .65 x 500 = 325 [/INST] Yikes. Wish those fees were lower/non existent
[INST] What the fuck is a shares?? [/INST] What a virgin martini is to alcohol, shares are to investing.
[INST] there is an entire industry based around getting rid of vermin. Puts FTW [/INST] You don’t know shit! DIS is the new AMD. WSB was all over Sue Bea’s chesticles when AMD was below $4. Now WSB is milking the mouse.
[INST] People are dumb. I saw the ad and thought she’s kind of awkward but whatever Cool bike. It’s just people getting mad at shit that doesn’t matter. Like no shit if you’re in shape you’re gonna want to stay in shape [/INST] Awkward? I thought she was kind hot.
[INST] It shoulda been 65 today tbh. Guess the stonk was feeling generous for late arrivals. 65 eow for sure, I'm up $1000 on these january calls so far today but not selling til they're at least $1 each ($.2 rn). [/INST] I just grabbed weeklies, but if these make good maybe I’ll roll em out. Maybe I’ll average up tomorrow.
[INST] He bought AAPL Jan 15s for 9.12/share at a strike price of $200 (66ish below what aapl is currently) They expire on Jan 15 2021 [/INST] thanks i misread your nick as bmw_3 lol
[INST] Yes, HGH. How old are you? It does depend on your doctor. Most will not prescribe it simply for anti-aging methods. [/INST] It might anti age you, but your heart isn’t gonna like it and you might just drop dead around 65
[INST] I was going make a joke about it but it seemed too easy [/INST] Like a layup instead of a slam dunk.
[INST] I bought PTI stock and 12/20 calls at the open. Huge announcement coming this week. I'll be shocked if they aren't acquired by the end of 2020. [/INST] What's huge?
[INST] how wide did you get bezos? mckenzie or jeff? [/INST] i gotttttt all for this week sold 1777.5c Condor 1727-1795 Condor 1727-1775
[INST] He has the option to buy 400 shares of Apple for $200 a piece. Apple is currently at $267 a piece. If he were to exercise his option right now he would make almost $30k. If he holds and apple goes up, he'll make even more. [/INST] thanks at that time when you cash out the options do you have to have the cash for those shares to buy and sell or do you just pocket the difference? what is that purch. price with two numbers next to it?
[INST] Amazing SEO. That’s what you get when you look up Walt Disney on Ice [/INST] Also the reason for walt disney's frozen
[INST] i dont even know what softline means? like my soft pp? [/INST] Yes...like 80% of my trades..limp and soft
[INST] Somehow your dad's dick picks got sent to me instead of your boyfriend. I just remember something about 'don't worry my dumb autistic son won't be home tonight...' when the pictures showed up on my phone. So I thought I would post them up here. [/INST] Well my dad is Jeff Bezos so your dumb ass should have went all in on AMZN puts before sharing his twink dink to WSB. Classic autist move, giving away DD for free.
[INST] Still better than Creamer's recommendations [/INST] I'd watch that porn parody.
[INST] He could easily do it Friday after close. Hes a dick, so hed probably do some shit like that. [/INST] Gotta make sure Trump Jr has time to load up on calls before close.
[INST] daytrades are a good gig, but u need to limit yourself to 3 or get 25k. thats the tradeoff [/INST] How can I get 25k in 3 trades?
[INST] No.. but if it is anything like Bissonet street then be there done that. Not really my thing. [/INST] can you like please as soon as u make a trade tell us so we follow please then we can put our money together and buy corporate america!
[INST] You don’t know shit! DIS is the new AMD. WSB was all over Sue Bea’s chesticles when AMD was below $4. Now WSB is milking the mouse. [/INST] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
[INST] Same shit happened with Slack ($WORK) stocks, Great earnings call followed by its stock shitting the bed. I learned my lesson from that, Fuck the news and rumors, just trust the squiggly lines. [/INST] After the cybertruck fiasco, I've adopted a new pre-event trading strategy: buy two-three weeks before event, if expectations are positive, keep and sell two days BEFORE the event. Then it doesn't matter how the event goes, I still pocket my 2-3%.
[INST] Can confirm. Loaded up. [/INST] Always wanted to say... username checks out
[INST] Peel outer layers off to remove the rotting layers and make sure the surface is a single, undamaged layer. The onion will be much more resistant to further rotting with the rotting layers removed and an undamaged surface layer. If an onion is starting to rot in your pantry, you can extend its shelf life by a few weeks this way. [/INST] I never realized the extent of this kind of chicanery. (Sadly this article doesn't mention onions.) https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/second-chance-faulty-food-fda-calls-it-reconditioning-flna1C6436812
[INST] Have you tried Depends? [/INST] What’s that?
[INST] This is the way. [/INST] This is the way.
[INST] Hopefully I make $100k and get flair. [/INST] this is WSB, winners aren't rewarded bukko
[INST] What do you expect when the FDA results are announced? [/INST] Its already priced in. Price has been climbing for weeks because its a sure thing. There won't be a huge spike. Just a steady walk upwards as they begin marketing the drug.
[INST] its a shit company that relies on china subsidies which are getting cut more than uncircumsized penises. its going to go bankrupt after they report their next earnings which they have been delaying for a month now cause they dont want to admit theyre bankrupt [/INST] Duly noted. You got any moves to help me recoup my future loss?
[INST] I will probably but more Wednesday. Just dipping my toe in a little at this point. [/INST] A 60k toe. You bastard.
[INST] Wrong sub bruv, every autist here only uses gay robinhood so we couldn’t make those plays even if we somehow could comprehend them [/INST] Lmfao
[INST] Can you even buy a drink at SBUX with 4k? [/INST] Guys got yolo in the name and just told you to cash out for pennies, that's comedy right there.
[INST] Up only 14% today, I suppose I’m sounding like a bit bearish [/INST] My calls were up 70%
[INST] Not that unusual. Poverty is a self-reinforcing phenomenon. If you're buying all your stuff at Walmart it's probably because you already benefit significantly from a tiny cost savings and built your budget around that. Why would you expect Americans to pay a higher price for the same thing on some abstract possibility that it pays more to people whom they probably see as not really trying in life? I'd be shocked if they did, not that they don't. [/INST] I was high when I wrote that and was thinking of Germany and how the citizens accept and embrace higher taxes for the benefit and welfare of their children's education/future
[INST] what he means is a 'low volatility stock'... ...say, less than 2% (good luck with that). [/INST] 50/50 chance it goes up before I sell. Math.
[INST] So he brought a commodity that was wanted elsewhere to a market that didn't need them and this somehow made him a lot of money. Do you even economics? [/INST] Did you even read the wikipedia?
[INST] Yup same here. A little worried right now. I figured the rumor would be driving up the stock until the 28th, but been watching a lot of sell off lately [/INST] Scared money don’t make $ But most is shorts trying to get the fuck out
[INST] I already tried reading the prospectus into the microphone at the Wendy’s drive thru. I just want to know if I should short it in January! [/INST] Over 1 mil views of the add. 2% conversing rate can add 250 mil in new sales and proscription. So I say since we are at WBS go short and put all the way
[INST] Yep just saw warning on IB. Going to close at open tomorrow. [/INST] IB users rise up! There are literally dozens of us
[INST] Hopefully yours isn’t about to check out too [/INST] Boom
[INST] No one knows. (jk) They basically provide a fast and easy way for companies to set up their own websites to sell their products and services. [/INST] That's it ? Dang
[INST] You calls can lose that much value or more by GLD going up still. Buying single options is the most extreme position you can take really. It’s gotta go your way or you lose Basically 8-10% is nothing for options... if your trying to make such low percentages then there’s much better risk reward strategies then single calls [/INST] Seems sane, but should we really take advice from a person named u/fecal_destruction
[INST] I hear ya. [/INST] Nah, that is why I am going to post pics of see through Lulu on Becky's on the stair climber down at the rec. Start the viral circle jerk of how Lulu supplier has cut corners again. That should knock the wind out of these fuckers. Probably get one of the Dash/Jenner's to tweet the pics of them wearing see through and seeing their thongs.
[INST] Man. Brokerages these days. How do they expect a man to commit financial fraud. Don’t they realize I’ve got a coke addiction to support. [/INST] Well, and hookers. Don’t forget the hookers.
[INST] Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man [/INST] JUST PLAIN OLD TURD DOOTY
[INST] Chuck daddy is the best [/INST] lols chuck daddy
[INST] Ruthless CEO 😈 [/INST] 😈😈👊💪
[INST] thats why I have the 220's. As long as the stock hits $243 I'll break even. [/INST] Isnt the break even point $236? I thought you have to divide the commission by 100 when factoring it in.
[INST] After the cybertruck fiasco, I've adopted a new pre-event trading strategy: buy two-three weeks before event, if expectations are positive, keep and sell two days BEFORE the event. Then it doesn't matter how the event goes, I still pocket my 2-3%. [/INST] 'Don't trade the news trade the hype'
[INST] Guys got yolo in the name and just told you to cash out for pennies, that's comedy right there. [/INST] The disrespect.
[INST] News? I only heard positive things [/INST] Nvm, I done goofed
[INST] Any other ways to hedge MCD, been having difficulty getting back on track since CEO's departure [/INST] It's been like 2 months
[INST] I'm autistic, what does that mean? [/INST] I'm pretty sure he means to get in when new trend is established
[INST] this is bad for $MU [/INST] Everything is bad for $MU.
[INST] thats what they all say before they go GUH [/INST] but... if its priced in you just wont make this dumbass trade someone call my bluff
[INST] U want me to take a screenshot of all 3 accs and splice them up into one to for this post? Sounds like too much work. [/INST] ban.
[INST] I’m planning on getting bulk shares so I can selling calls like crazy. I would rather sell calls while owning the shares because it is guaranteed profit either through theta or by selling a call with a much higher strike price than the current share price. You know of any cheap stocks that could be profitable? [/INST] Depends on your definition of cheap. AMD's a good stock on here, but premium is crap. ROKU's not too bad. 150ish with some sick premium for calls you sell. You can buy 2.5 ROKU stocks for 'free' every week with the premium you earn. Best way is to set up a watchlist based on IV, volume, underlying price (i.e IV rank > 80, underlying < 100 etc).
[INST] I meant buy a put at a lower strike to become bull put spread. Spreads are a better way to buy/sell options. Less risk, less reward, but higher probability of profit. Since its only $2 you might be ok. If it does go below $2 and you get assigned because your $2 put is now ITM i.e the put buyer 'puts' the stocks to you and then you go long the stock. It's only $2 though so worst case, it goes to $0 or gets delisted. [/INST] Yeah since it trades in 5 cent increments I didn't think it was worth buying the $1 strike, as I would have had to pay a large premium.
[INST] When is FOMO? [/INST] Always
[INST] Exactly what i said earlier today. I used all my free cash to sell amazon puts for this week tho so i cant join now lol [/INST] I feel like selling amazon puts is super dangerous heading into tariff week.
[INST] I knoooww. We'll have to buy them a candy cane or something for christmas. [/INST] Lube. That's what we get the bears.
[INST] Tomorrow is the day, we will begin our ascent to $80 by 2020. [/INST] this is the way
[INST] A stock doubling in 5 years isn't far from ordinary [/INST] What about a stock fucktupling in 5 years?
[INST] You know you will [/INST] The 5% of us that have the funds will.
[INST] I got their meat right here [/INST] Feed me your meat bb
[INST] I get a distinct feeling that, while a light may be flashing and alarm bells ring, nobody is sober enough to understand what it means [/INST] They're too busy snorting lines of coke in the shape of the US
[INST] Goes the boomer [/INST] Four score and seven GUHs ago
[INST] huh? [/INST] #he's saying you're gay, OP #fax
[INST] They fired all of them today [/INST] Good riddance
[INST] IMO the date under discussion includes two big thresholds: full autonomy and maturity of EV market. If they pass those two tests they will definitely make some serious money, and i'm not sure all the existing ICE manufacturers will pass. [/INST] They definitely won't pass, they see where things are going. Porsche making the Taycan, next cayman will be all electric too. VW ID.3, plus a few others. Renault-Nissan going in the right direction as well. Toyota has been moving more and more to hybrids in the last 15 yrs, I don't think they'll shy away from full electric. These companies are a bit like big pharmaceutical companies - don't want to do the battery RnD themselves, but they won't just sleep on a large market segment
[INST] Cocksucka [/INST] That’s my line you scallawag
[INST] They’ll be green today [/INST] Promise? The Fed is speaking today and trump is too distracted by impeachment to remember he has to delay tariffs
[INST] That's what they said about ULTA [/INST] Hey hey - I said the run up! Most of us bulls learned a valuable lesson on that ULTA earnings call.
[INST] Lawsuit? [/INST] they got caught being jewish and lied about their FX chips saying they were octo core. They were actually quad core and got smacked by a class action lawsuit. The final payout for the class action suit is still due.
[INST] BULL GANG HOLD THE BAGS [/INST] BAGS ARE GETTIN REAL HEAVY