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[INST] Buy AMC shares? [/INST] Funny story. I worked as a Manager @AMC for 5 years. They offered us direct shares of the IPO 2 weeks before it went live (had to buy at least $300 worth) for (I believe) $15 a share. I was kicking myself in the ass for not snatching some up as it almost immediately nearly doubled in value. Think it's about $8ea now LoL
[INST] Troy ounce. Not Trojan ounce. An ounce of feathers weighs more than an ounce of gold [/INST] i think you mean the opposite?
[INST] Upvoted lol [/INST] Even he knows. lol
[INST] Sell all your stock and buy $80k worth of SPY calls [/INST] second that
[INST] Wow [/INST] Yea, selling cash covered puts , or selling covered calls (by owning 100 shares) is the best play IMO. OR if too poor, you could play put/call spreads. Looks like your call here at 60$ has increased to around 11% chance of profit. This is also assuming you hold til expiration. Can always sell early and lock in a profit. (Cuz the price of this contract has gone up some) lol
[INST] Started reading this and then was like, “Shit Shit No ahh I haven’t seen the latest episode yet!” Can’t risk spoilers. [/INST] *SPOILER ALERT* Baby yoda dies.
[INST] Ever since I started the wallstreetbets diet i've dropped 10 pounds this last 2 months. [/INST] Better than dropping 10k. Definitely wasn't me. Was a friend.
[INST] This is a statement formed from a position of understanding. [/INST] This thread has the most serious responses I’ve seen in months. I’m mindfucked right now bruh
[INST] Yeah in my younger years [/INST] Bet your ass bled 🥵
[INST] F [/INST] F ME
[INST] Thank you that makes more sense. [/INST] So you’ve never seen a successful trade before, definitely a WSB’er.
[INST] Gin. Good. Pick one; can't have both. [/INST] Does it hurt to be so wrong so publicly?
[INST] in front of [/INST] Hard no lol
[INST] Did you get pp pics or nah? [/INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e7dlqx/peloton_bad/fa0uvt3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[INST] E [/INST] Aye
[INST] same, turned $800 to $1.6k overnight but that's only 100%. I wanna see the 2,000% gain posts. [/INST] I wasn't quite there, I had a 1300% Monday Morning. Then I lit 35 percent of that total on fire throughout the week. Monday morning is going to be fucking lit. I'll either be up another 15gs or down another 2 or 3. My starting point is 2800.
[INST] Google is wrong on first result.. Lower 48. [/INST] Grand forks? Somewhere in North Dakota for sure
[INST] 😖😖😖😖😖 [/INST] You read it?
[INST] Meth grows on trees in Redding, CA [/INST] True
[INST] Dude if u want to suck the cute ex Facebook guy cock just hit him up in his grinder We have so many more good plays to play Amazon calls and Costco earnings [/INST] Deep in that shit already fam!! http://imgur.com/a/lPHMVqk I don't suck 🐓 bro. A Becky i know told me about this stock to begin with. Are you not believing in Becky brah?
[INST] -1.96 [/INST] Thousand? Million?
[INST] What’s their parent company? Gonna go long on yeet infections [/INST] God I love it when this sub makes me laugh out loud. You made my night sir
[INST] Jesus you hit that on the head. I'm legit working 50-60 hours a week rn. Banking 80-100k though which I'm fine with, but fuck the hours [/INST] Yea I feels you man. But keep pursuing your plan, cause wtf do I know. I was making like 60k working 11 - 5:30 earlier this year on a dope contract. And that was heavenly, I make like 80k now but I’m not nearly as happy working 40 hours a week now. I’m good at capitalism I guess, but I also arnt built for it cause I hate working :/
[INST] U mean politicians. Obama and trump have no issue with printing more money. [/INST] The difference was Obama inherited the economy after housing crash. One can argue the U.S. needed the stimulus then. Can't make that argument now
[INST] I was reading and someone mentioned P3 data is due in 3 months, which is it? [/INST] Sorry. It is labeled as mid 2021. I had incorrectly put December here. Still they will only be presenting good news.
[INST] If you end up doing a small lotto of 2-3k on some 5-7$ calls for December 20, it could be a 7-20 bagger depending how good data is For me I don't mind that, I probably won't do more than 4k in short term calls, and will do more in shares instead [/INST] Is it too late to buy call options now that the IV is so high?
[INST] PCG was too big to fail. In 2001. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Gas_and_Electric_Company#2001_bankruptcy [/INST] PCG by being in bankruptcy proceedings has failed. Somebody will get a haircut.
[INST] New panda express near my house [/INST] That’s how gyna is sneaking their foreign agents into America to steal our secrets!
[INST] Fugazzi, fugawzzi, its a woozy its a wazzy [/INST] One thing for certain, though. HILLARY DID BENGHAZI
[INST] Nah man, it’s so good you don’t need to test it. Literally risk free! [/INST] I like money
[INST] does not compute [/INST] GUH!
[INST] the gap up isn't a risk; it's a limitation. other than a crash while you're holding shares, the wheel is a profit machine. [/INST] 🍗🍗🍗
[INST] Ya its rear to see wins on wsb. What trade cost you 11k? [/INST] Last time i lost on one of the BYND credit spreads.
[INST] Bro i already have 1000 UNG calls... 20K deep. Jan 17th expiry.. [/INST] If you’re so confident, just buy 20k shares of UGAZ and theoretically you could go to the moon. Or the woodshed. Got my ass handed to me with that little peach! Lol
[INST] I commented about the Netflix doc on john mcafee, in which he paid hookers to perform scat acts Edit: and one of the gay mods thought it would be funny to brand me with the current flair you see [/INST] I can't believe you paid a woman to shit in your mouth.
[INST] Go to cash too emotional [/INST] I don't trade on emotions, but probabilities
[INST] Amd’s current valuation has taken all of that into account.... [/INST] So long as AMD gets to $41 by July.
[INST] Word! Expect one as soon as I get an outline sorted out [/INST] Is it hot or are you just happy to see me?
[INST] You should try stand up comedy. You’re cracking me the fuck up. Thanks for all the entertaining nonsense! [/INST] Where do humans get all important vitamins and minerals from!??? Hint the plants idiot Plants Must be eaten Maybe someday your brain would work
[INST] Bigly gay [/INST] I can confirm. Proper gay.
[INST] You mean Dr. Doom? [/INST] Hes dgonna hint at rate raises and the fucking algos gonna shit themselves
[INST] I love CFA [/INST] Sunday. It's closed
[INST] Probably all of them. 20 new F-35 fighter jets with vertical takeoff capabilities for $3.3 billion were purchased by SK. I’m sure you know who makes those [/INST] Fisher Price?
[INST] Did you ride the biggest wave in history? [/INST] Yea but not since day one, I only got in a few years ago. I wish I got in 2010, man.
[INST] Please dont look at my most recent comment [/INST] Lol
[INST] Invest into your bail/bond account to hedge if you do get arrested. [/INST] If you are trafficking cargos, you better have the bribes and extortions in place.
[INST] You sir have identified a new age soy milk frape drinking, bynd burger munching, peloton riding on her tight lulu pants classic becky!! [/INST] If you said this 5 years ago I would’ve thought you were an alien from another world
[INST] Lmao well Yoda was like 900 years old when he peaced out so maybe they’re late bloomers [/INST] Long lived isn't linear. Turtles that live to 200 aren't babies for 7 years. They grow normally.
[INST] '... it's a wazzy, it's a woozy..' [/INST] ... has not landed... Is no more
[INST] If you’re so confident, just buy 20k shares of UGAZ and theoretically you could go to the moon. Or the woodshed. Got my ass handed to me with that little peach! Lol [/INST] UNG calls are a better payoff.. believe me.
[INST] Spoiler, Windows geht covered by snow as well. [/INST] No, they don't. It melts off after your car has been running for any sort of extended period of time.
[INST] Listen here you little shit, the double up strat is INVINCIBLE, you hear me?!?! [/INST] You think I’m a little shit?! I’ll have you know I’ve gone airtight and finished 5 men at once with double entry. You try that.
[INST] So employees work fast. Calls for me. [/INST] Fast and cheap. Best labor. Calls.
[INST] Is it hot or are you just happy to see me? [/INST] well its winter so its not hot...
[INST] Hard no lol [/INST] Shut up and bend over
[INST] You sir just made me feel just a little bit better choosing RH as my investment platform.... [/INST] Honestly after working there and seeing it all for what it is I wish MS went the way of Bear Sterns instead of getting bailout money to survive, that company is legit worthless if you want to make money in investments
[INST] Thanks. What package are you using to backtest? I'm building something using Zipline but there's probably an easier one out there? [/INST] This isnt really back tested, just assumes you bought on January theb1st at the weights shown. I tried zipline didnt like it so I wrote my own
[INST] No, but you betcha she knew I was an autist by first impression. [/INST] Attaboy
[INST] It’s all about Wolf Cola you Jibroni. [/INST] franks fluids you big dumb bird
[INST] I didn’t want to spam the post with charts... you think more would be useful? [/INST] Spam away, you would look more professional...
[INST] No 300% play is gonna have a good answer to that question [/INST] Laying down the wisdom here
[INST] Native [/INST] ok then go BACK to mexico
[INST] Na, this is just a crude af text search hooked up to a monte carlo simulator. I'm not autistic enough to check everyone's positions :( [/INST] I love you said this.
[INST] Yeah, my plan is to make one of these every week or so and see how it performs for the following week. [/INST] Do you understand that you are making the assumption all of the positions are long? Given we are an in a massive bull market, of course, everything 'long' will be up/
[INST] if you're shorting, then you're selling first, *then* buying. [/INST] You're still alive? How's the debt situation?
[INST] Still a great economic turn around. And interesting read [/INST] By chance, do you know the name of the book?
[INST] You can there’s futures for weather [/INST] Enron pioneered weather trading, look how well it turned out for them!
[INST] If anyone gets the full report link it here [/INST] Seems like they used [this tool](https://cat-bounce.com/) to form their analysis.
[INST] I see everything in terms of monetary value now.. ie 'how can i convert this illiquid asset into liquid cash to put into my account to ~~make~~ lose more money on?' i have a 1987 Porsche 928 that i've owned since high school and haven't driven.. just decided to check what they're going for now and realized they've more than doubled in price since when i bought it.. [/INST] you had a porsche in hs?
[INST] Rednecks are definitely gonna drive around in an electric truck [/INST] Could be a civilizing event. Right now my city is 90% redneck and the only hope is gentrification. Would be cool if a scifi electric truck is all that's needed.
[INST] Whoever heard of a snake with a blue flashlight? Preposterous They only use white flashlights like normal people. [/INST] Combat snakes only use red moonbeams
[INST] Gotta spell it right! https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/paedophile [/INST] lol get outta here commie
[INST] This looks the like Blue Eyes White dragon pattern to me, are you sure youre reading the chart right? [/INST] So you're saying we're buying puts on Yugioh. Got it.
[INST] I'm looking at selling puts on $ITCI , $CVM , $ARQL. Thoughts? [/INST] I sold a $5 put on ITCI last week but it has an event the 12/8-12/11 so there's some risk there. I haven't looked at CVM or ARQL yet but when I get home in a few hours I'll take a look and let you know what I find
[INST] that's why he's nerd jesus. he 'got over' his bullying by becoming a randian ubermensch and now he can bully us all. thiel is the same thing but he's somehow several orders of magnitude more autistic [/INST] Being a (former) closeted conservative homosexual means he needed to be more intense in his autism. Elon got to fap to anime girls semi-publicly to exhaust his.
[INST] I'm theta gang. My highest short put strike is 2.4 in DEC. That has 18 days until expiration, so I can reasonably hold at least one more week. Jan expiration, highest short put is 2.3. Less concerned about Jan. Not worried about DEC either, it's all defined risk trades, but I'm going to a touch irritated if nat gas stays right at or below this 2.35-2.4 price for the next week. [/INST] Are you short units in gas or just spreads?
[INST] They did. These targets come from an analyst who CNBC calls 'bullish' on Tesla lmao [/INST] \> Bases projections and central point of -25% on regression line of past performance \> Says they're bullish \> -25%
[INST] That’s never stopped anyone in Finance before. [/INST] Yeah but you're not supposed to ask for it out loud like that.
[INST] Sideways isn't tits up. [/INST] Sideways is easy access for making it your bitch.
[INST] Trust me, I'm gonna hook this shit up to a trading bot which uses 100x leverage then I can finally join the ranks :) [/INST] Never teach code to autists
[INST] Motherfucker, why don’t you front run us? Do your trades then tell broke ass fucktards like me so we can copy you. You get the benefit of getting the ball rolling with the stock going higher from my buy and I benefit from your luck. Win-win [/INST] What like Ross Cameron?
[INST] assault what happend? [/INST] Robinhood didn’t use any lube
[INST] ya don't think so bud. [/INST] for them
[INST] I'm sorry I see this é in Nestle more than 2 times and I can't just can't read further, I NEED to know why you fucking put that é in there every single time? ANSWER ME GODDAMIT [/INST] Because that’s how it is properly spelled.
[INST] You're j jealous of the tendies i'll be reaping. 6.5p dec13 [/INST] Banned for misusing the YOLO flair. Edit your post with a screenshot of your position to be unbanned.
[INST] I think AMD makes a good product, but I think the investing community has fell in love with trading it and now its overvalued. [/INST] It's only a matter of time before AMD creates a rival to Intel's Pohoiki Beach project that becomes the standard machine learning architecture. With combinations of CPUs and GPUs they could take over the ML and AI market to great effect to the market overall. It's my opinion that the singularity is only 20 years away, and that AMD will be no small part of that.
[INST] Wow u idiot wtf what made u invest in that [/INST] Not as bad as the chart suggest.. avg 2.59 currently at 2.44 or some shit.. i can sell covered calls on that and get my average down..
[INST] Right there with you. Didnt want to tell anyone about it... [/INST] I jumped in on Friday and now I’m like fuck I just wsb’d myself.
[INST] Pump and dump based on what? Have you seen the job numbers? If we had nobody working and stock market at all time high I would agree but it’s not the case. [/INST] U do have a point with job numbers
[INST] So what is in fashion now tell me ? [/INST] Moncler
[INST] The company has 6 billion cash on hand. The required drop in sales needed to actually straight up destroy the company at that level would already be seen in the data right now. There's just no chance of $TSLA at $10 on Dec 1st 2020 outside of global thermonuclear warfare. [/INST] Accounting scandals not included..?
[INST] I bought 26 contracts back in January 2019, sold 22 of them on peak of last Friday and holding these 4 close to expiry date for some YOLO 1200% gains if AAPL hits over 300 by then. [/INST] You would have made stupid bank if you bought weeklies with that strike pretty much any time in Jan
[INST] When you get an autist like me and have false confidence that’s what happens. [/INST] At least you have exotic dancer as a back up if things go south.
[INST] Any good headline keep it stable until Disney+ data on December 11th [/INST] mandalorian is the most popular show in the world
[INST] I never told anyone to get in now... Jesus Christ 😂 [/INST] I did a small scale long Friday unrelated to this post but it did give me a smirk thinking about this post and that gap down.
[INST] oh you didn't buy it in '87? [/INST] ...no, i'm 26... i bought it for 10K back in 2011.
[INST] Looking at $5 strikes on all of them for Dec20. I'm also considering the 7.5 on ITCI. [/INST] Keep in mind I'm still new at this and there are far better sources than me.
[INST] too much vodka can't read? [/INST] Too many vaccines can’t read. You were close though
[INST] Sick, code contributions will be hugely appreciated. [/INST] Lmk when you post it on github
[INST] Date? [/INST] 12/20 expiry