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[INST] Like I said, I waivered from my discipline [/INST] More like shot it and threw it in an incinerator then pissed on the ashes
[INST] Yes, ICE, this comment right here [/INST] There shouldn't be any ICE left by June, usually it melts by early April.
[INST] I hope you averaged down [/INST] I didn't. I'm like 5k deep in this thing and down about 3k now so I'll just cut it on Monday if there's no upward strength
[INST] If I had info, itd be considered lite insider trading I think. Otherwise just violations for circumventing regulations. Is it with my career is the question [/INST] Probably worth it yeah
[INST] A better way to explain it is that the best one has a much better ROI... unlike everyone in this sub [/INST] This sub has ROI? Woah! Thats a great step for Autist kind!
[INST] No. Stocks only go up. That’s a fact not an opinion [/INST] Hence BTFD
[INST] 8d chess [/INST] 3D bocce ball
[INST] Probably his lawyer looking to retire. [/INST] Fucking idiots won't be able to now. Had this dude asked for 5 mil or something he would've guaranteed had it.
[INST] I mean I don’t know the first thing about it. I don’t even know what that number 3360 refers to lol [/INST] You in a 12% tax bracket so times gross by 12%
[INST] It's all about holding back and only making the trades you really really wanna make. Like when Nvidia dipped after earnings and last week heavily, when Roku dips 20 to 30 bucks. I also made sure to always have an expiry of atleast 2 weeks and take profits once the stock reaches my PT. Traded some other stocks too, over 1 month it added up to 200% gains and then I fell off the wagon. [/INST] So your going back to stocks?
[INST] We’re still here you mongoloid [/INST] On your last leg 🦵
[INST] You have to set it one less than the mark if you want instant fills. Robinhood never fills unless it’s +/- .01 cents from the mark [/INST] alternatively, look at the fucking bid/ask spread and put in an order at the bid/ask.
[INST] 316 and 320 calls and 309 puts. Guaranteed they will all expire worthless. [/INST] Of course. Youre supposed to make money by selling the contracts that go up early in the week and then catch the reversal on Wednesday/Thursday
[INST] with zero commissions, there's no reason to have an intelligent portfolio now. the mandatory 6% cash holding is losing you money to inflation. [/INST] What is inflation? The FED slew that dragon years ago. Welcome to the Post-Inflation world. /s
[INST] Pedo! [/INST] Pedro!
[INST] Prob. Idk. They are all sweatshops and not worth staying for long unless you really want to make partner [/INST] if you’re in accounting
[INST] What the fuck is going on in this thread? I only know how to buy those call thingies. [/INST] Thank you for your donation to Theta Gang.
[INST] strictly speaking from my own personal opinion, I think it will be worth holding until late into the expiration date but yes, today was very sexy [/INST] I agree with that. I also rolled 12/13 SPY 310p to 12/16 314.50p and SMH puts to 12/27 130p from 12/20 125 after this run today. I thoroughly think we are coming down next week. I fortunately bought 314 calls for .44 yesterday and sold for 2.60 today (5). So that and PTON made up for the put bleeds and then some.
[INST] She’s ok [/INST] I'd rather Elon first, TBH
[INST] There was no rationale, I was bored at work, looked for a trade to enter for an hour, when bbn nothing showed up I just threw my mlm money at this [/INST] You summed up my day at work. I throw money at bad trades when I need a break from coding. So far I’m up like 300% though, waiting to blow up
[INST] BYND’s stock price has dropped $161 since July, or nearly 70%. Nobody wants your fake meat and the company is going the fuck under. They can market it all they want and get vegan celebs to shill all day, but you’ll never convince people like me (aka the target market) to eat it. So again, but louder: PUTS ALL DAY YA VEGAN BITCH. [/INST] U r bashing at lows
[INST] I saved tons of money last month by cancelling my insurance! [/INST] Too real
[INST] This is absolutely a true statement. Am redneck and have travelled to many DG's in rural Texas oilfield towns. Usually to find what you want you have to tear open whatever boxes/bins are throughout the floor. They are understaffed and it's always a WT woman, tattooed, missing a few teeth. [/INST] Where else would that woman work? Welfare?
[INST] It’s your pea protein induced cancer of a funeral my friend, but you burn you bucks however you like. [/INST] Dumb sob your short is about cost you 100000000000
[INST] Guessing you bought the dip Tuesday and then just held on like a boss [/INST] Pretty much. Averaged down on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thuraday. Made over $11,000 in total from all positions, and am all cash except for a YOLO EOY OTM position.
[INST] Thanks for the DD. Long $BYND. [/INST] This
[INST] Congrats on making really miniscule amounts of money, except when you get a 10 bagger? [/INST] You realize this is how all seasoned veterans trade? No more than 5-10% of your account in one trade. You can still make a lot of money this way it just depends on how often you trade and what your account size is.
[INST] Yeah. Speaking of Pedo guys. But I kind of hate to put Elon in the same class with the Orange Cheeto Turd Muffin. Elon should paint the submarine orange with Beatles replicas inside, and send it into space to circle mars for an eternity playing Beatles music and let the whole thing go. [/INST] Yeah, ones is a billionaire bullshiter with a fragile ego who says stupid shit on Twitter, constantly getting himself in legal trouble.. the other is the other one.
[INST] proof of what exactly? [/INST] Of evidence
[INST] I did not read any transcripts. I read the articles at theverge.com about the trial, (i think there were four of them and they contain some detail). Also there were people tweeting about it during the trial. [/INST] They’re a decent source for info unless you want to build a computer.
[INST] Way back in March, back when the apples were green [/INST] Good pick man.
[INST] Canadian government is heavily taxing Alberta’s gas companies and drowning them in red tape. The employees of these companies are moving to the States because they are fed up with it. So I’ve heard. [/INST] > Canadian government is heavily taxing Alberta’s gas companies and drowning them in red tape. Tax the thing the lower and middle class depends on. That LITERALLY can't go tits up... right? R-right?
[INST] Yes for 1,500 right? [/INST] No it's $1,500 just for the box the computer ships in.
[INST] tell me more [/INST] I would limit buy 100 shares @24 and sell a 22.5 call or hold until 12/20. 20% is a bold return friend- however I have seen many 5% upside days back to back with enph. I’ve been holding enph since it was about 2 dollars/share. The hold is probably better because enphase is running like a rapped ape and trades in parallel with sedg. Although sedg is valued 1.2 bil higher, it is not an American company.
[INST] Go ahead and date her, she’s single and post /r/The_Wall. [/INST] Holy shit that was an incel rabbit hole I didn't expect
[INST] Stfu bitch [/INST] Y U MAD THO! JoKiNg My DuDE
[INST] I am looking for consolidation into the FED meeting next Wednesday. So a pull back to fill the most recent daily gap into Wednesday is what I anticipate to happen. From there it will depend on what the FED says in order to determine probabilities and time frames on direction. We could see a dumpster fire after their announcement. The technicals are there for it to happen. I don't like to swing anything into FED meetings though typically since they whip the market around [/INST] Care to share some of TA pics?
[INST] Tsla going to 425 [/INST] Everyone has these weird predictions about Tesla. It’s going to be 500, it is going to be 2000, it’s going to be... 10. Fundamentals show it has to be around 290. Yet it just keeps fucking around 330. Doesn’t make sense.
[INST] Secured [/INST] every dip in stock on Tesla is just another opportunity to buy more. SECured by the media inflated perturbations
[INST] if you got citizenship, yes. yes you would be. [/INST] This sounds like something a billionaire would do to make themselves laugh. “Honey, honey, I’m an ‘American African’, isn’t that rich? Hahaha.”
[INST] True as that is, we are talking about this from a court of law perspective not a public opinion perspective. [/INST] You say that but a jury was used. It is public opinion. Or am I wrong?
[INST] Lol... The Uyghurs are a minority Turkic ethnic group originating from and culturally affiliated with the general region of Central and East Asia. The wiggers, however, are the white trash wannabe black jackasses I went to high school with. They are generally located in prison or rehab. [/INST] Why would China give a shit about that? Seems to make no sense to me bro. I could totally see them massacring wiggers tho. And you will know them by the trail of upside down adidas visors
[INST] My coworker was talking about the new call of duty this week. He said he bought it at GameStop the day before black Friday for $60 even though the guy said if he waited one more day it would only be $40. I asked him why not just download it and he said he wanted physical copy. This is my DD [/INST] Your coworker sounds like he's retarded. Tell him to jojn wsb.
[INST] Fucking idiots won't be able to now. Had this dude asked for 5 mil or something he would've guaranteed had it. [/INST] go big or go home
[INST] No no, that’s not true, in a few years your gonna have cancer like all the other vegans eating cattle fetuses with pea mash, which by the way is more fucked up than butchering mature cattle, and at that time BYND will be in chapter 11 and I’ll be doing donuts in my Tesla on the heli pad of my yacht. Enjoy [/INST] Zerohedge permabears are afraid of peas now? Sad day
[INST] Imagine attacking someone for no good reason and then suing them for talking shit back. That is what actually happened. [/INST] Bruh that mini sub was useless
[INST] Let’s see how this Costco deal and the DNKN deal from earlier this winter turn out. They have market access, now let’s see if the customers want to choke on it, or swallow. [/INST] Go to a dunkin sometime fool they are massively promoting it including employees wearing shirts
[INST] That’s actually a couple of loads of bullshit, wrong on every count. Go long BYND and put your $ were your lying vegan mouth is you plant loving hippie. [/INST] Terrible comeback
[INST] still not seeing your all time [/INST] He waisted his whole year on qqq puts lol Case closed
[INST] D&Bs got rid of all the Dance Dance Revolutions and replaced them with shitty knock offs with the buttons on the corners and one in the center and my brain just can't adjust and I flail about looking like a freak while losing on easy mode anyways short this shit. [/INST] Now you shut the hell up. They replaced them with the far superior Pump It Up machines. Mind you, these are the latest 20th aniversary editions. They are easier to read due to their intuitive nature. They have a larger song collection, and are less strict on accuracy and such, perfect for an arcade. This message is endorsed by r/pumpitup.
[INST] Wrong on both accounts. I’m right about you being a vegan bitch tho. [/INST] Nope go try the product vs bitching on here Killing sentient animals is not cool nor something to brag about Blood lusting satanist
[INST] Your gonna cry when I take your girl on my yacht this spring after I cash these tendies. [/INST] Keep bashing idiot tons of stocks out there and y fools doing same shit that helped tesla soar Also u keep giving the movement free advertising With the overt simpleton hate
[INST] Of course. Youre supposed to make money by selling the contracts that go up early in the week and then catch the reversal on Wednesday/Thursday [/INST] Theta gang baby
[INST] Since March 18. So, forever. [/INST] Hey you took a better route than buying 1 share and holding it until now
[INST] be must have been talking about Obama. Fuck, what was his last name again? I can't remember. [/INST] Care
[INST] Right, but we still have to acknowledge the amount of $$ that also comes from the laptops, but it is nowhere near the amount iPhones bring in. [/INST] Caring about AAPL's computer segment is like carrying that T still operates pay phone booths.
[INST] Stupid waste of time DD, Only DD you need is that these fuckers are unraveling their own special chicken sandwich soon. Retards love chicken sandwiches. People will flock. [/INST] Ha flock
[INST] Can I ask how you can throwaway 200k? Inheritance? Do you make 100k a year? I'm just curious. [/INST] Explained in another comment. And yes substantially more than $100k. Would have had to take a yolo short position to hedge the loss tho. Edit: it's also a non cash $200k loss and the result of a fairly elaborate tax shelter by my former employer.
[INST] “Pro Bono”.... snickers..... “Pedo guy is pro boner” [/INST] Pro pedo
[INST] Pretty much. Averaged down on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thuraday. Made over $11,000 in total from all positions, and am all cash except for a YOLO EOY OTM position. [/INST] Nice. Wow. You were able to find a premium for cents and then made that into so much gains. Going to follow your profile to lean from you
[INST] I already did. Didn’t file for five years. No problems. [/INST] Username checks clout
[INST] Then his net worth goes up. The house is already factored in. [/INST] I'm retarded and even I knew that
[INST] Daily rolling sharp ratio is 4.73. But it is not a good metric since the returns are not normally distributed. Returns are more on Thursday and Friday due to theta decay [/INST] Any edge for gamma?
[INST] Just nutted. Tag these NSFW if you’re gonna post em [/INST] She didn’t come :(
[INST] Ooh-la-la, someone's going to get laid in college. [/INST] Oh god oh fuck oh yes.
[INST] I pulled off a great source in one of my recent group projects. A friend of mine had worked for a year as a consultant, and when we did a project on a company of our choice we chose the company he has mostly worked with, so a lot of our presentation was just using his own work. It would have been fun to just write 'Source: Me' in our presentation. [/INST] Teacher: and where did you guys get all this great information? Group: we spoke to a consultant who works for the company. A+
[INST] Pedro! [/INST] Vote for pedro
[INST] I bought $33 12/13s $33 12/20s and $35 12/27s this morning 2 minutes before the pop. Even for the day as a put I had blew the FUCK up. [/INST] Damnn that’s some perfect timing, nice trading right there
[INST] I too on bear gang for lulu on short term. I got 210/200 put spreads for Jan 20. Pretty small position of 5.8k though. [/INST] They are priced to perfection and continued to moon despite this. They'd really have to keep the crazy growth story going else they'll get a pull back like last December ER (where I had I think 130c and got my ass raped). Gonna do a debit spread too although yours seems pretty tight? I guess it's a lot less risky that way.
[INST] Long rage pedo for the win! [/INST] Have a seat.
[INST] Fight me IRL you little biggity bitch. Give me your IP address and I'll be over shortly. [/INST] 127.0.0.1
[INST] I want to put my penis in u/haupt91. [/INST] Thanks man. That's beautiful.
[INST] Not sure about AMRN (just got it because WSB was raving about it) but I’m pretty sure CRISPR has the potential to easily be at +150% or more in 5 years, which are exactly the types of stocks I’m trying to get at. At least for the “growth” half [/INST] CRSPR as well as any gene editing company that uses CRSPR. I’m in AMRN the expanded label on their drug will make it bigger than Lipitor.
[INST] Open towards 1625? You mean head down? I think it'll actually head up if theres no news. Do you watch movements when other markets open too? Futures AH is heavily influenced by these things. For example when Nikkei futures open at 6:45 and market opens at 7, and HSI at 8:15/8:30, is when momentum picks up and moves based on those indexes can completely reverse a trend. [/INST] I went long at close Friday at 1636 the final bids I seen were 1633 bid 1637 ask with very few ask compared to bids, like 10:1. I’m expecting some form of gap at open, with a target of 1644~ but would not be surprised of a move to 1626 before going to 1644. The 1626 move would be light support from Friday’s movement, and there was shorts into close.
[INST] No, being a good trader. Theta is about 3-7k a month depending on size and opportunity set [/INST] Why aren't ya millionaire?
[INST] They’re a decent source for info unless you want to build a computer. [/INST] Don't forget the tweezers when building a computer.
[INST] No, this is an Envelope. [/INST] No, this is Patrick
[INST] You say that but a jury was used. It is public opinion. Or am I wrong? [/INST] A jury isn’t the public. They’re basically being groomed by a judge and lawyers for hours and hours. They don’t just hear the defamation instance and make their own judgement.
[INST] Go to a dunkin sometime fool they are massively promoting it including employees wearing shirts [/INST] I’m not saying they don’t have an amazing marketing team and a bunch of talented people behind the scenes. I’m saying the product itself is not an alternative nutrition source for humans and that I don’t think customers will return purchase this product after they have tried it.
[INST] Terrible comeback [/INST] Sorry I’m doing my best here.
[INST] Ha flock [/INST] Ha cock
[INST] Running outside on your legs sucks most of the year in most of the country. [/INST] That’s why you don’t live in a shit hole state
[INST] Kool Aid jammer 😎 [/INST] Ok Pilgrim
[INST] -Mommy’s special cookies were store bought [/INST] Your mom sucks
[INST] \[citation needed\] [/INST] >Money can be exchanged for goods and services: people
[INST] > I'm not a big guy and they wobble a bit when I really step on the gas been on one and am big guy, no wobbling at all. I think yours wasn't setup right on the floor [/INST] Same. No wobble, took some adjusting of the legs. There are plenty of low quality fitness bikes, Peloton is not one of them.
[INST] lmao [/INST] fuck
[INST] It’s blossoming autism [/INST] Or cocaine
[INST] Lol what are weeklies.... [/INST] Weeklies are options trades that expire within the week. One of the more volitile trades you can do. LULU 260$ calls for 12/13 are good, as well as costco
[INST] I had 30 0de which I dumped for a 1k profit and then dumped right before the 3pm flash drop which was a total luck then i repurchased 30 for 12/9 expire [/INST] Balls of fucking steel. I wish I got in. I got out with my little $360 account until I buy back Monday. Mid week swings are my plays right now until I get this up to $1000.
[INST] Honestly I feel the same but some people are arguing that that isn't much for a cycling class. [/INST] I guess that makes sense, in-person fitness classes are very expensive.
[INST] Yep dudes got mental issues [/INST] that's why he's nerd jesus. he 'got over' his bullying by becoming a randian ubermensch and now he can bully us all. thiel is the same thing but he's somehow several orders of magnitude more autistic
[INST] I’m not saying they don’t have an amazing marketing team and a bunch of talented people behind the scenes. I’m saying the product itself is not an alternative nutrition source for humans and that I don’t think customers will return purchase this product after they have tried it. [/INST] But it is Its a total alternative to masssssss physchosis Of fast Food burgers Trillions of ads a day brainwashing u to go to mcdonalds or outback
[INST] His neighbor had two [/INST] And we have 0
[INST] Yeah sure if you’re a poor person, or you could just live in the city and own a car. [/INST] Or you could be poor cuz you live in a city
[INST] It’s 5:25pm over at the NYSE [/INST] Only time zone that matters
[INST] #your opinion is worthless you minion. BEGONE [/INST] Yes Grandma, sorry Grandma
[INST] I thought taxi bank. Since he couldn’t get an uber he went to go withdraw a taxi [/INST] I thought taxi gank. It's not the case that Uber is not available, rather it's in hidden in bushes.
[INST] You son of a bitch, I'm in. [/INST] Welcome aboard, man.
[INST] Why do you need a bike or a gym to exercise? [/INST] Because I can use hundreds of workout machines that I could not fit in my house? Cycling just needs a bike.