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[INST] SPY puts for Monday [/INST] Maybe but thats just a guess. Actually made a new rule for now to not buy calls or puts. Will only be margin trading and futures. I could just short futures instead of get puts on spy and I wouldn't have to worry about decay or greeks, plus have flexibility to trade almost all the time.
[INST] Not sure if you are talking about me or not, but I'll take your blessings either way? [/INST] nah someone from a post today/yesterday, but take it too
[INST] Steve Eisner has had a short position for a long time on Canadian banks [/INST] He got wrecked
[INST] Natural gas tends to rally more off of weather stuff like that [/INST] Yeah I noticed that, you think it’s coincidence that oil has a similar spike about 1-3 days after a cold snap?
[INST] Today [/INST] spot on
[INST] Well, it’s not like they are saying this about every company. Tesla just happens to have very extreme possible outcomes I bet their Bull and Bear targets for Coca Cola are much tighter [/INST] A five year old could give an outlook for Coca Cola though
[INST] Wi Tu Lo [/INST] Sum Ting Wong
[INST] Technically you will be bound by fiduciary duties to only sell them things that you believe will make them money. Unofficially, you will encourage them to buy whatever gives your firm most profit. [/INST] I was an RR years ago n worked with FAs, our bank was the same. Shit, I could hear them making routine calls to churn, just recommending new shit every few months
[INST] They have to if both are in the money [/INST] But apparently the fee structure changes if they exercise it so I think it will be an extra 200$ish so I'm probably better off trying to unload it at 4.90-4.95 just before closing. *it's 9 contracts
[INST] Yea, but the bull market run is fucking unreal, man. Let's be honest, the fed are 'making sure' that there won't be a recession. This makes me think that when we do go down, we are going to hit the bottom hard in the future. [/INST] I agree with you, the thing is though, quantitative easing and rate cuts are the new normal now. Why would they ever stop at this point? They can print money without causing inflating since the money all goes into the markets and not the economy.
[INST] Did you sell yours or still holding? [/INST] Long gone haha
[INST] If we see a real spike and cross the higher strike on your sold leg, the buyer can immediately exercise their options on that day before we mean-revert. That's what I'd do, or sell them back to the MM at a .05 discount. Again, not incredibly likely, but just floating the possibility. [/INST] True but that can happen in any stock. Someone said here yesterday that someone exercised amzn way OTM and way too early. Even TD representative were shocked
[INST] Thanks to your friend I'm not as fucked as yesterday on my calls. Peace and blessings to her, make sure she records her journey on IG [/INST] 'Can you beleive it? I cant!' god speed to ya brother! ill be getting calls as well.
[INST] How them puts treating you? [/INST] I didn't buy any lol cos I'm not a retard. Wait for the down trend my friend. Also, if I did buy some yesterday I would just buy more. What you gonna give up after one day?
[INST] “Debt funding secured” - US treasury [/INST] Buy calls on US debt...I'm seeing $420 trillion
[INST] Can you select the gender of your driver? [/INST] Can you assume the gender of your driver?
[INST] Plz bring back the McRib. [/INST] Had a buddy who was all in on the filet o fish - absolute filth IMO. I’ll go McRib all day long.
[INST] Oof! Wow YIKES sweaty that's a lot to unpack. [/INST] this is the way
[INST] I got hired out of a bootcamp at 6 figures. [/INST] Wow really o.o, isnt the stuff they teach just basic stuff though?
[INST] So wise. I'll DM you my username and password [/INST] Awaiting you creds, I will take care of it
[INST] Waiting for this storm to pass over my trading account. Down too much money man it’s make or break it for me this month. Need to make $2-3k to pay some bills. [/INST] Damn that sounds really rough and stressful. Hope you make it out okay and get ahead..
[INST] I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded! [/INST] he definitely knows already and is trolling us.
[INST] But is it cheaper than walmart? like actually going into the store? Girl i know with a dog and a cat buys her shit at the store and told me its cheaper so idk [/INST] You mean you guys aren't feeding your dogs that organic cooked dog food stuff now? I guess I'm a bit lucky my dog is like 7 lbs and eats like the size of 4 grapes daily worth of food so fresh dog food for the win. If I keep losing my money on shitty option plays he's going back to that kibble faster than the road runner though.
[INST] Example: 100 stock down 50% is 50. If it goes up 50% it’s still only 75 dollars. [/INST] So one person here can actually do math... thank goodness :)
[INST] I have to go back to LA Fitness for the next few days and see if them hoes are wearing LULU or VS. [/INST] Report back your results
[INST] My company only offers 55k for dev roles and we are laying devs off because we hired too many. [/INST] What region?
[INST] I've got a dildo guy if you need one. [/INST] Jeff Bezos?
[INST] I’m fully aware how a stop works. If that happens I adjust it? Regardless I have a ton of play room on a 1k% ROI. [/INST] What happens if it over night gaps to where you originally put the position on? Stops not gonna stop that
[INST] Wages over inflation is at a peak... [/INST] That literally does nothing to counter the statement that I made. The last time the US had anything close to a 3.5% unemployment rate was 1999 where the wage growth was at 5% and unemployment was at 3.9%. The 3.5% wage growth number is pathetic for the demand that companies have for talent.
[INST] Butterfly looks good but the long/call side would get nuked if there was any trade progress news [/INST] Yeah I personally would never do that, but he did say yolo. I am curious to see someone yolo on a butterfly or covered straddle over buying hundreds of way otm options.
[INST] Because i have them and I'm hopeful? Thinkin' selloff EoD that's all [/INST] Jesus Christ...
[INST] Still is and the whole series is ridiculously cheap on steam [/INST] thanks thats awesome! May have to do a throwback play so many good memories taking painkillers and shooting baddies as a disgruntled cop when I was a child.
[INST] Petrodollar. This is a bullish sign. Petrodollar losing value is causing inflation and securities are the new currency. Cash gang r fuk [/INST] the currency is always the means of reproduction
[INST] Looks like it’s a sweat for us, I have Jan 210 calls. HBU? [/INST] 1/17 225 calls. FFFFF
[INST] Had a buddy who was all in on the filet o fish - absolute filth IMO. I’ll go McRib all day long. [/INST] What a puss
[INST] consolidation until it’s not ☄️ [/INST] Stonks only go up until they don’t
[INST] I don’t risk more than 5% in any position [/INST] Congrats on making really miniscule amounts of money, except when you get a 10 bagger?
[INST] Buried gold tablets [/INST] Is that better or worse than a burning bush?
[INST] I agree with you, the thing is though, quantitative easing and rate cuts are the new normal now. Why would they ever stop at this point? They can print money without causing inflating since the money all goes into the markets and not the economy. [/INST] 'the money all goes into the markets and not the economy' This is a recipe for disaster. Sigh. Im going to ride the bull for now on spx. I'll play puts on any stocks with RSI in 80s in a 30 day window. Hopefully when this market does tank (i don't think it will for awhile) I can still recover.
[INST] 😬 why in God’s name would you buy puts on the dis plus drop?? [/INST] Bc I thought it would suck. Turns out Becky _really_ likes Disney+
[INST] It's seasonally adjusted, dumbass. [/INST] I seasonally adjust your wife's ass
[INST] .95 [/INST] How often do you make these kinds of trade? I feel like that's not too much buffer on a stock that can swing $7 fairly easily
[INST] Maybe normally, but I would think that after a positive earnings call, the stock continues to move higher for the next 3 months. Esp since the stock bottomed out [/INST] !remindme 1 week
[INST] Bang ding ow [/INST] Goh Ti Tsup
[INST] No shit! That’s why I’m asking why he thinks February? He is religiously posting this same thing all over this sub. Also, analysts are the only folks more retarded than us here at WSB [/INST] Probably just that's when we start to get election turbulence if it's not clear Trump will win I'm guessing
[INST] FDs, 1 week [/INST] Bruh moment
[INST] sugar daddies for their beckys [/INST] I guess the fact that I’m on this sub is proof that I don’t know anything about that market
[INST] Leave it for now I'll have better plays for you Edit: if its your savings account I want you to at least make 50% to the upside this is more like 10% [/INST] Thanks. Following your lead.
[INST] I don't think I was allowed to add 'no homo.' Also, maybe I am infected with the gay? [/INST] We’re all infected with the gay on this sub
[INST] The nerdswarm INSISTED that star wars was good, that the series had potential, that they just needed a chance. Then the prequels came out and they just started screeching in fury despite it actually being a profitable movie. Here we go again, these socially inept losers have insisted that we give star wars another go. Just like last time it will be profitable and just like last time they will cry the whole time. [/INST] I'm keeping room on my credit for when those Baby Yodas drop next year. Jon screwed the pooch on the merch deal. They'll miss Christmas but they're about to be the new Elmo/Fur Babies/Treasure Troll for sure. Literally. Free. Money.
[INST] I had those last week for this Friday before the dip. Thank god I exited them before the dip. But then I re-entered a 152.5 calls and then opened a spread and got raped so I bought puts [/INST] Nice job managing it. I was being a stubborn bitch and didn't sell. Not the first time Roku has burned me from moves like this
[INST] Im stealing that and calling it Pelepro- . I will be offering commission-free trading [/INST] Im stealing this and calling it Peleplop. My revenue plan is crime
[INST] Bye bye gains! [/INST] Hello tax deductions 😎
[INST] Doesn't matter. How much $$$ you made is the only thing that matters. So, post those positions son. [/INST] Soon
[INST] Yeah, but at least I kept the 145s? Anything lower I got rid of. [/INST] I mean it looks almost identical to the movement in September, so it should go down more over the next week, but it's retard Roku, so I decided not to buy back in.
[INST] 1) Someone here (we just need 1/700,000) gets famous enough to be on that website 2) We rake in insider cash that the SEC cant do shit about [/INST] Given the $850 investment cap and the 1 cent minimum price per option, the maximum possible profit is $84,150 per contract. These tweet markets are weekly, so that comes to a theoretical maximum possible profit per year of $4,375,800. However even with perfect insider knowledge and manipulation, the actual realized profit of such a scheme would likely be limited to about a third or so of that of that, as most of even the most unlikely options typically have prices of 2 to 3 cents an option.
[INST] ugh i bought disneys dip. 3 dips ago. Fuck that mouse I'm done with him. [/INST] How far out man? My first big play was down 75% before going back up 25%. Give it some time. We're definitely not at the top.
[INST] I'd still go talk to him about it directly, sometimes people like that can be oblivious [/INST] Yeah he’s a bit scatterbrained for being a CTO..
[INST] Nice [/INST] Nice
[INST] People scared on account of the lockup expiry. [/INST] Yeah I get that but the stock has sold off in recent months and yesterday's ER call was fantastic. Was hoping that would result in some buying despite the lock up expiry fears
[INST] It’s not even arguments. If you point out that Powell said no rate cut for 2019 they get super triggered like it was your idea or something lol [/INST] They get triggered that you think more rate cuts is a reason to be bearish.
[INST] Nice new winker alt 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 [/INST] 🤭
[INST] Now you understand why everyone sees different columns! If you do options make sure you add at least delta, it's great to see it all at once (and let them do the math when you have multiple legs or equity holdings in addition to options). [/INST] Appreciate it! I'm actually not an option newbie--I've just never fucked with stocks directly, as weird as that might sound. But yeah, I will admit that TDA's capabilities are far beyond what RH offered :)
[INST] I'm unsure tbh. I won't pretend like I know. I had it on my watch list and had seen it's healthy growth. I pulled the trigger because when the market is having a red day it usually goes up and doesn't drop as much. [/INST] Thanks for ur honesty thou. I will put that on my watchlist too, since all the smarty autists in Wall Street are saying precious metals are underpriced now. I watched a few videos that Ray Dalio talks about gold in next 10 years. Very interesting.
[INST] Then I might just be a legitimate autist because LULU is massively overbought. The PE ratio is off the charts. I'm selling call spreads. [/INST] I too on bear gang for lulu on short term. I got 210/200 put spreads for Jan 20. Pretty small position of 5.8k though.
[INST] Thanks for suggesting a fancy name for my algo [/INST] Glad to help! I appreciate the logical perspective you gave
[INST] thats a shot in the dark, literally no point [/INST] Well it's 10 bucks, which only really gets you a shot in the dark. Gamble USO or NIO or something
[INST] I don’t see any other possible scenario [/INST] Wait what's the reason you guys are saying this? I'm a total noob, is it really common for a gap up after the weekend, or is there something that happened recently?
[INST] That same was going into the markets earlier this week. Bulls got rekt then. [/INST] The bulls who got rekt were the ones who gamble with FDs. Bulls who buy months out and just buy the dips are doing fine.
[INST] Went in at $170 for the first buy on Wednesday morning since it had been dropping, then literally a couple hours later the stock dropped more (fuck me right) so I got another one for $80. Picked up 3 more for $65 and $50 yesterday and this morning, then sold them all for $85 this afternoon. Feeling a lot better about the 12/27 and 1/3 calls tho, up 35% and 20% on those and still holding for a few more weeks [/INST] I bought $33 12/13s $33 12/20s and $35 12/27s this morning 2 minutes before the pop. Even for the day as a put I had blew the FUCK up.
[INST] Yeah I mean I made 28,000 in taxable income so where does that put me? [/INST] 3,360. With no losses on market?
[INST] I gotta wait for someone to retire/leave. It’s a state job, so people never get fired since they’re all union protected [/INST] So that includes you? What are they gonna do, fire you?
[INST] 'This is GameStop, Dr. Burry, if you give us free money we are going to take it.' *- The Big Short Bus, (2015)* [/INST] the market it at an all time low and you're buying fucking stocks?
[INST] Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks [/INST] >Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks Can something be done about people in here just copy and pasting the top comments over and over for easy upvotes? Its kind of annoying and frankly quite rude to pass off like you made that comment. Thanks
[INST] If it doesn't go tits up tomorrow I'll likely hold through the weekend. If it hasn't moved my way by Monday I'm out. [/INST] Hope something happens over the weekend so we see a Monday tank for you. Wanna post where it's at right now for all of us following along?
[INST] Shit popped right after the bell the day you posted this. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20191206005463/en/Bristol-Myers-Squibb-bluebird-bio-Announce-Positive-Top-line [/INST] Nice
[INST] Goh Ti Tsup [/INST] nice lmao
[INST] If you bought stocks you would not be down much and you would even have a dividende, you would also be gay though. [/INST] Buying stocks is for pussies unless you're day trading. Literally no profit in that pussy shit.
[INST] Pig gang vs BRK gang... pigs get slaughtered [/INST] > Never sell your shares until you need to spend the money > pigs get slaughtered
[INST] Is that better or worse than a burning bush? [/INST] Depends if it's George or Jeb
[INST] for some reason - i think it's priced in... [/INST] Well my fucking magin thingy won't let me place any trades so I have to sit here like a cuck while everyone else makes all the money.
[INST] “Stars are all similar color. Here’s why that’s racism” [/INST] The √4 is a symbol of trans-phobia, is math Homoerectus?
[INST] With a submarine meant to rescue the little boy [/INST] Musk wins the defamation suit. I guess that means the guy really is a pedo.
[INST] Qualtrics was bought for $8bn by SAP. Its the exact same business and they paid roughly 15x forward sales. Yes its growing faster but still gives you a reference point on premium paid for takeovers. [/INST] I remember that and hoping that would help with the valuation. Must've been something else in that deal because here we are a year later and SVMK is a quarter the value. It's a fairly volatile stock and I like options on it but didn't think there was much of a market.
[INST] Could of.. But didnt. 1400 % wasnt enough for ya? [/INST] I mean was I a little bit greedy? yes.. but most days it ramps end of day. I only needed a few cents and I would’ve made a lot more money. But that’s not my point, why don’t they let you hold the last hour of trading. That’s complete horseshit
[INST] Following the advice of u/RetardedChimpanzee is free money, right? [/INST] You asked for an autistic trade. Probably would have been great to inverse come Monday morning.
[INST] I respect the fuck out of that. [/INST] Respect
[INST] *Are you sure of the math?* [/INST] Um.... HA
[INST] It’s possible. His agreement had a bonus structure based on maintaining a certain value for the cap, which Uber obviously didn’t. But in CA he’s free to walk any time, and find gainful employment elsewhere. $6m is a tough pill to swallow if you don’t want to pay that. [/INST] Not necessarily - he most likely has a ton of fun money. Plus if he does want to leave he has many options.
[INST] I will sneak you across the border, meet me at the boundary waters on the north end of Lake Saganaga, Northern Minnesota next June, I will have an Alumacraft 14' canoe, have a large beard, orange Mae West life jacket, extremely dirty fingernails, only have one paddle so cut a stick or something, you can have half my peanut butter sandwich. [/INST] Yes, ICE, this comment right here
[INST] CnBc iS GoOd [/INST] Wait. I’m not the only one making my options moves off of the Nigerian brothers’ recommendations, right? #RIGHT?! Fuck.
[INST] Yea we got thoes on some boats. Also we're more of a mechanic than an 'engineer' [/INST] Negative, I’m a chef. This is in the bathroom at work where I go to look at my tendies or lack there of. Just like Robinhood portrays on their commercials.
[INST] Jmods won't respond [/INST] Jagex false banned me im july and ya, they really wont respond
[INST] Nice job managing it. I was being a stubborn bitch and didn't sell. Not the first time Roku has burned me from moves like this [/INST] I hope you averaged down
[INST] Put this in a post man fuck [/INST] you fuck the postman?
[INST] It had around a 12% bump after earnings. Today the stock closed at $82.05, a 12/20 $85 C cost $0.43. That means you have 10 trading days for the stock to increase $3.38 or 4.1%, just to break even. I'm not trying to argue with you, I'm just trying to understand your thoughts on why you think Best Buy will move 5-10% to make this a worthwhile trade. I am looking for a trade and am very curious. Thank you! [/INST] Look at the charts. And we’re reaching higher highs and lower lows since testing the low 77.2 regardless, I’m swinging these not trying to exercise. And my averaged purchase price was .92. I firmly believe it will test new ATH based on its movements and current bullish channel.
[INST] Can you assume the gender of your driver? [/INST] This is the right fucking answer 😂😂
[INST] 1 kilo of gold is worth around [47K USD](https://goldprice.org/gold-price-per-kilo.html), thus 47000*90 kilos=4.23 million USD. So $2.6 million is kinda lowballing in this case edit: there are approx. 32.15 trojan ounces in a kilogram edit2: and approx. 35.27 ordinary oz in a kilo [/INST] Troy ounce. Not Trojan ounce. An ounce of feathers weighs more than an ounce of gold
[INST] I did put in a good amount of research but when I hit that 51k mark. I kinda went all autistic. Couldn't stop it. [/INST] That’s exactly what I would expect. But in your finer moments you’re pulling some crazy returns, and I’m just wondering what your general methods are.
[INST] Old white guys don’t move to Thailand for the ATVing and cliff jumping [/INST] they go to visit the tigers and elephants idiot