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[INST] Well I usually buy mid day. And sell at opening or 20 mins after open. Bc of theta. I usually get out if I see it's down 30% or more or I have a gut feeling it will tank in a few mins. Bc i am doing a few trades I usually get in on a good area. Usually don't have to sell off early. [/INST] >I usually buy mid day. And sell at opening I thought you said to not hold overnight.
[INST] Nah I bought through these guys https://www.instantscale.com/ - they sometimes get good tech stocks looking for funding. Best they've had was App Dynamics (pre Cisco acquisition), Nutanix and CRWD. I just bought a small stake in Cohesity through them a couple of months ago. [/INST] Ah, yes, run by a Chad.
[INST] Grindr [/INST] What region do you find best for blow bangs?
[INST] Negative. Me being able tp yolo my actual investment account means I'd be moving into a cardboard box. [/INST] I guess I'm blessed with a modicum of self control so I can limit my retardation to my LOL account. Good luck out there
[INST] I don't have that info but I do know more traffic = more conversions. They were averaging 1mil visits a month, and recently bumped to 2.5. [/INST] That’s great to know- thank you!
[INST] Oh shoot..how did that happen? You bought all PUTS on that raging SPY? [/INST] Well yes and no. I put 85k last Monday. Went to 140k down to 70 k up to 118k down to 80k down to 30k and then down to 6k. It went down hill from there.
[INST] If it goes negative then you have to sell that many [/INST] You don’t get to make the rules here, Mister.
[INST] good, at least they will pay some taxes for once more than 50% of the people in the USA pay 0 income tax fuck that import tax wallmart of china [/INST] fuck the working poor, amirite?
[INST] If we hit 313 tomorrow I’ll pop a viagra and put a baby in my GF 🤰🏽 [/INST] Big poppa
[INST] Makes sense. Do you have shares or options? [/INST] All shares. Like over 150 shares, I don’t care about losing the money if there’s a chance of skyrocket, and it wasn’t even that much. I didn’t do enough DD to feel right buying options.
[INST] Yea. [/INST] I'm on my second one the 7 pro or whatever and it has been great, had a six t but gave that to a kid who needed a phone.
[INST] Holy shit! I'm never going to cum knowing I spent that much on it! [/INST] Do you even get tendies bro?
[INST] Don’t underestimate the autistness of WSB [/INST] Not WSB, definitely hedges for hedge fund managers who are long hundreds of millions worth of SPX components
[INST] Those calls were ITM. ROKU closed 160.34 on the 29th November. [/INST] I'm surprised this post is even upvoted. Option was ITM at expiration and the broker did the fiduciarily (?) correct thing by exercising. I'd love for my broker to be able to see the future and take appropriate action for me. Moral of the story is to use a real broker that will let you place conditional orders so you automatically sell if you're still holding it with less than five minutes left.
[INST] They were red at this time yesterday too [/INST] Who fucking looks at futures before like midnight est? Useless info unless you actually know the market.
[INST] If only there were these things called books with words written in them that you could read to learn stuff. Someone would make a milliom dollars inventing something like that. [/INST] Except the shit doesn't work.
[INST] explain [/INST] anyone reading marktwatch for news on the repo market fed activity---when they literally explain what they are doing on their website---has no idea what they are reading and how the repo market works
[INST] I'm almost positive it will push above the $22.50 resistance this month when they announce their new CEO [/INST] Why?
[INST] Buy shares or sell puts then. Big news is coming good or bad. [/INST] Thanks man, I’ll look into selling puts. Haven’t done it before
[INST] I actually value my dog's data privacy unlike you, dingus. Have fun when the guvmint comes and arrests your dog because its cousin was implicated in biting someone. -Written from my Android Netbook Chrome Browser [/INST] Your signature made me giggle like an autist with tendies.
[INST] One of us [/INST] Fuck
[INST] I shall find a way [/INST] No you won’t.
[INST] Can someone eli5 here? I don't understand anything that isn't on Robinhood )-: [/INST] He bought 11/29 160c on roku and instead of selling them before close and collecting the option premium he ended up exercising them costing him 32k. Now he owns 200 shares of roku, or 2 options contracts worth. Not the worst spot to be in, not the best. As others have said he isn't 32k in the hole, he just owns roku stock now and roku is down.
[INST] No one likes a tease, post your All Time [/INST] Last 20 trades were all red. Just calls and puts. Literally. I think I had one green in there
[INST] Really...? Youve seen this sub and this is what gets you lol? [/INST] id fuckin by snap calls over this shit
[INST] What about mine tho [/INST] Yours definitely isn’t fucked
[INST] Probably. Some big time idiots overpaying for a really awful investment lol. I can only assume the reason anyone paid for this was so they can short it into oblivion. [/INST] Invest to then short. That's deep.
[INST] Jpow the tooth fairy, leaving money under the rich people's pillows at night. No you idiot, price stability is a really useful thing to have compared to unchecked inflation and deflation. Having a central bank allows for much healthier growth of the economy, though it is vulnerable to political influence. [/INST] You would have to be incredibly ignorant and naive to think the Fed is about price stability. Sure, that's the selling point but actual truth behind how it was created and what they're doing is incredibly wicked.
[INST] > /r/NativeAmericanGW o fuck this sub is just what i was lookin forrrr [/INST] I gotcha bruh
[INST] I do not buy that [/INST] Why? I want reasons. Just a hunch doesnt mean anything.
[INST] I honestly feel sorry for the Boomers that follow finance journal articles written by Journalist majors. [/INST] 'But Barron's, Motley, and WSJ said Ulta would go down again.' I can't imagine giving any of them money to tell me speculative shit. Best speculative information is on degenerate forums like wsb.
[INST] Have you checked prices for those $235 calls though? [/INST] Yessir. Right around $700 I believe.
[INST] Why then specifically? I think it's headed to 1700 at least, but I don't have a date in mind [/INST] Stock holders selling shares to buy Christmas presents off Amazon
[INST] > Beats on everything every time and always goes down. Stock has a P/E > 1000. Complains that price always goes down. [/INST] Yes but the Y/Y growth is also 85%
[INST] Lol bro 190k tax is a lot. God speed my friend. [/INST] I thought he lost 190k? If he's got losses, he's not going to be taxed obviously. He can't write it all off but still. Does he mean he didn't pay any taxes on the source of the 190K?
[INST] Well the untapped potential here is the spaghetti magic not the software [/INST] Oh shit you’re right! Bring it! Beautiful ❤️
[INST] reverse the inverse to get the opposite of the flipside, which contrarily, is not the antithesis. [/INST] One more inverse just to be safe
[INST] Who cares She wont get elected. No one wants a blowjob from that face. [/INST] Not even a single whisker to tickle the shaft. Boring.
[INST] Bankrupt? He only risked $18 [/INST] I'm not talking about this specific trade. If you read all his posts you'll see he doesn't understand even the day 1 basics of options. He is just asking to get into trouble.
[INST] Nope. The mortgage interest deduction was an itemized deduction. Only people with very large mortgages ever got any benefit from it, because even on $300k+ loans, your annual interest payments were not higher than the standard deduction anyway. [/INST] This is complete bullshit. State income tax, sales tax, property tax, mortgage interest, AND charitable contributions all went in there, plus, the standard deduction was much lower. A third of all taxpayers used to itemize.
[INST] Theta gang, bitches! [/INST] Spin that wheel!
[INST] Answer the man! [/INST] How could the illiterate answer?
[INST] Ding ding ding found the Missourian 🤠 Man I always suck my gf's dick why should I care if I have to suck her sugar daddies cock too? At least I actually have a j O b haha [/INST] Holy shit dude, you went pretty fucking hard there. Fucking lol.
[INST] Wtf did I just read [/INST] Theta delta alpha tango, roger that?
[INST] That would be a *lox* spread [/INST] So that's where the smelly carp came from. *writes down notes furiously*
[INST] I can tell you're gay [/INST] Seems correct
[INST] A potpourri of idiocy [/INST] This would make nice on a stitched board above a toilet somewhere
[INST] This should be a requirement for posting [/INST] I think it already is a requirement for posting
[INST] DD? [/INST] http://ir.proteostasis.com/news-releases/upcoming-events Do your DD but tldr they have a drug that’s very promising for cystic fibrosis and can displace a market where there’s only one available drug at the moment so huge potential to capture revenue and be either bought out or license their drug
[INST] Invest to then short. That's deep. [/INST] Just a classic pump n dump, eh? Even better with some HFT algos.
[INST] fuck the working poor, amirite? [/INST] Goddamn proletariats, wanting an equal existence and such. I say, makes me sick to my stomach.
[INST] anyone reading marktwatch for news on the repo market fed activity---when they literally explain what they are doing on their website---has no idea what they are reading and how the repo market works [/INST] I know I'm ignorant
[INST] He bought 11/29 160c on roku and instead of selling them before close and collecting the option premium he ended up exercising them costing him 32k. Now he owns 200 shares of roku, or 2 options contracts worth. Not the worst spot to be in, not the best. As others have said he isn't 32k in the hole, he just owns roku stock now and roku is down. [/INST] To add to this, it looks like they didn't have the money to pay for the shares so they got a margin call. Which is when your platform pays for it and you owe them.
[INST] Same. What strike? [/INST] 5$ strike for .25
[INST] Finra compliance [/INST] For me this would the equivalent of living without (gay) sex or a soul.
[INST] My job would fire me for something like that I feel [/INST] There is only one way to find out
[INST] Exactly, but I'm not familiar with the regulations. Neither am I too familiar with bonds and how they are priced... The 1/32 for Treasury and stuff is confusing [/INST] PassPerfect. It's worth the money. I used it for the 63, 7, and 24. Currently using it for the 65 and haven't failed an exam yet. You get what you put into it though, so dont think just by purchasing it you'll pass. [Edit] formatting.
[INST] No I see week chart, mental draw lines and follow which ever direction seems strongest along with info from investing.com + bloomberg radio ringing in my ears. Then make my bet and leave. Come back around 4:10 to see what happened. [/INST] Thank you! This is what I was wondering. Your DD is strong I’m gonna try it
[INST] Just use Ally desktop OP. Or the Ally Live interface given the amount of contracts you're working with and going with 0 day expiry stuff. The mobile app sucks balls. I just use it to get a glimpse of things faster or if I'm not near a computer. [/INST] Can't really. I use TDA app for on the go.
[INST] How come you trade on our markets then huh? [/INST] because you guys lost it completely 🤑✌️
[INST] Bad loss like “GUH” [/INST] I got puts homie you got puts but if Shkreli got us then we gon be alRIGHT
[INST] I see his name a lot but I don’t think I’ve ever heard a song of his [/INST] Basically just raps about suicide. Dudes an emo
[INST] Maybe you are both;) [/INST] Lol seriously I think the number now is 128,000 but my dream was 116,000 to 118,000.
[INST] It's bullshit but whatever. I can trade, I just need approvals to buy and sell and it has to be vanilla trades [/INST] That sounds suspiciously like investing and not trading lol
[INST] Eventually the Iphone will have no ports and no screen. It will just be a white rectangle that you can't interact with. [/INST] And the fools here will still pump the stock
[INST] Did you start out with 20k? Because that’s how most of us do it around here. [/INST] No. Started with 10k
[INST] Their earnings report had a typo and caused the after hours volatility... you've got to be joking... [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/crowdstrike-nearly-doubles-revenue-to-beat-street-estimates-2019-12-05](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/crowdstrike-nearly-doubles-revenue-to-beat-street-estimates-2019-12-05) [/INST] Yeah, wonder how the algos did.
[INST] Have trade talks been upgraded lately? JP Morgan may need to upgrade it to ecstatic. [/INST] The only analysts that can upgrade it are Bloomberg, FT, scmp, CNBC, and of course the unknown sources close to the talks.
[INST] Understandably, I have a friend that accidently put in a 100 contracts for burgers rather than 10, cost his burger king firm a solid 50 dollars in burger losses. Actually shift the world futures price of burgers in that single purchase. He was drunk when he did it too. There was a whole burger exchange commission investigation and everything [/INST] I wasn’t sure if I was autistic until I realized I read this entire exchange.
[INST] That's exactly what happened to a ton of people in the dotcom bust. Try not paying for a couple years then calling one of those places that says ' I owed $100k to the IRS and shady company settled for $3.50'. Let us know if it works. [/INST] So your saying there's a chance...wonder if there is any precedence about this situation. Will find out...
[INST] Big 10, not the big 4 yet [/INST] GL. I hope the pay is worth it. I left big 4 because they wouldn’t let me trade like 99% of companies as I had access to their financial data - and the pay wasn’t worth it
[INST] A real modern day Holden Caulfield [/INST] I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT HWRES AN UPVOTE
[INST] Retarded response. Upvoted [/INST] As if you know anything about this shit. But I still smiled. Upvoted, you fuck.
[INST] Thatta boi :,) [/INST] It’s spelled Theta, you knob.
[INST] It's new [/INST] Plz bring back the McRib.
[INST] I looked too and honestly couldn't find anything. I thought Trump tweeted some crazy shit, but he didn't. The dip was bought in literally 5 minutes so I think someone missed clicked lol [/INST] Did someone that was investigating a former politician “commit suicide” during that flair? Could have been a distraction!
[INST] They are kind of retarded for listing in Saudi Arabia. Probably 95% of the total possible investment is in the US. [/INST] All the Americans wanted to actually 'look at the books'. Lol no thanks, Yanks! We'll list it on the Durka Durka Exchange.
[INST] 12/20 35C all the way [/INST] 12/20 $36. Race you to the soup line.
[INST] A wash trade is when you make a trade then go do your laundry. Apparently there are some tax implications with your water provider or some shit. [/INST] This is solid DD, MODS flair him “ laundrymat”
[INST] Are taxes from the stock market more? [/INST] If it's short term capital gains it's counted the same as ordinary income but no fica. If it's long term as in you've had it for over a year is taxed at a preferential rate most likely 15% but I don't know your income
[INST] Talking spx [/INST] that’s literally every major index tard
[INST] Among other things yeah [/INST] Is it Two ~~Sigma~~ Ligma?
[INST] Pretty good? [/INST] How far out did you go?
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[INST] What the fuck did you just call me? [/INST] What do you mean 'those' stocks? You mean...tickers...right
[INST] I'm a bottom, he controls the finances [/INST] Say that you want to do the cowgirl position.
[INST] hey man It got down to 39 degrees one night so you better watch your tone. [/INST] My bad, I didn’t know you guys experienced polar vortex’s once. When was this? 1962ish?
[INST] Bring a slab of meat and ask if they’ll cook it. [/INST] I’ll bring real meat and tell them it’s beyond meat. After they finish eating it, I’ll brag that you can’t feel the difference
[INST] A wise man once said, 'DO NOT FUKN EAT QUEST BARS IM SHITTING BLOOD' or something like that. Good luck on the pump. [/INST] Gym before market open consists of checking futures and WSB between sets.
[INST] You sounding Salty [/INST] No that’s just because I over salted the fries.
[INST] Pretty sure subway coldcut combo gave me food poisioning a few days ago, I'd reccomend shorting if they were public. [/INST] The food poisoning is part of the charm. How do you think people lose all that weight eating sandwiches every day.
[INST] Doing the Lord's work [/INST] Amen brother.
[INST] And we love them for it. [/INST] Unfortunately
[INST] You must be a moron to short the most innovative leader of a brand new industry. His methods are unorthodox, but his results are real. Are you a beancounter or something? [/INST] He's just a guy who likes to lose money, that's all
[INST] Anything above 247.5 is a win. [/INST] You think it’s going to climb on open? Holding 12/20 $265c. I guess see where it opens and set a loss stop and hope it keeps going!
[INST] It cost about $10 back in dc when they had 5 fuckin stores in 2002 and people were still buying it then. They do have a tasty ass burger you gotta admit. [/INST] the big box of peanuts while you wait was nice too. Does that five guys in Georgetown still exist? ​ If you want to try a new burger place that has a couple of locations around the city: Z-Burger is phenomenal, but I recommend you eat it there.
[INST] Like a power bottom? [/INST] Exactly. Like a power bottom.
[INST] Its absolutely retarded if you trade often. Youre going to be fucked big time sooner or later [/INST] If I trade options does it apply to me?
[INST] mega super gay [/INST] Bigly gay
[INST] Gonna day trade some Weekly calls [/INST] Yea buddy. I like jumping on the day after earnings. Burn a day trade, make some easy tendies.