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[INST] you haven't been keeping up in the daily posts have you ;) I'm long calls. [/INST] Ahh. What are you holding?
[INST] see you tomorrow [/INST] LOL I quit for 2 days earlier this week
[INST] here here! Good luck my man- WITNESSED [/INST] Same to you brother
[INST] If you made the play, don’t regret it. [/INST] I am going to close $ZM before ER no matter what, but was sure it was going to rise, similar to what $CRM did before ER.
[INST] I meant in general not just pussy but I guess that works too as long as what youre doing isnt creepy. [/INST] True well then again who cares If that females thinks your a creep oh well move on ask another woman Eventually u will find another one ☝️ who will u what u want
[INST] I’m tempted to go $75 calls (79.50 to break even) but the thought of this things dipping to $76 and staying there till December 20 is too scary lol. [/INST] I'm doing 1/17 $90 C. I can see this being a good Long Swing.
[INST] silicone or saggy what we talking here? [/INST] Batteries
[INST] What’s the point of developing a phone every 6 months if people are upgrading at longer and longer intervals. Subscription for Apple Music is nice but I doubt they’re actually making profits on it. Same goes for Apple TV, the only people I know that have are the ones that got it free. Again, you didn’t adress the elephant in the room. Revenue decline yoy. [/INST] Recurring revenue addresses those concerns. Recurring revenue from subscriptions will explode.
[INST] Holy shit, OI of 47k on those [/INST] ya thats why i snagged
[INST] Is the mandalorian’s entire season loaded, can you binge watch it? I think Apple was smart by not loading them all. I started with one show for the free trial and it drew me in so I renewed it to finish the show. But while I have been waiting for the next episode I started a new show. I feel trapped now haha [/INST] No! But Dis+ only has that 1 show...I personally find that ridiculous. Does Apple TV have more than 1 new show?
[INST] You just gotta _feel_ the currency markets [/INST] Has nothing to do with currency markets. Inflation is a *domestic* measure of prices.
[INST] oh damn didn't know that was the source. Is there any other source reporting this or did he just say 'takeover candidate' and people ran with the narrative? [/INST] there was no other source, just Cramer who was hardselling Shop. 100% had calls
[INST] https://www.cnn.com/style/article/art-basel-miami-maurizio-cattelan-banana-scli-intl/index.html [/INST] Money laundering.
[INST] Getting fisted up my asshole right now, so just wait. I own December 12/13 Jan 17 too [/INST] I have a pinky finger up there. Still dont like it.
[INST] it was on bloomberg [/INST] No no no... Trump said though and Bloomberg reported it. you have to watch it when the feed says bloomberg or cnbc reports that thing are going well based on 'we have no idea really; but we can use some words to trick retail investors into providing liquidity to our friends that want to sell put options that will expire worthless; but they need buyers dumb enough to buy them'
[INST] Fake and gay [/INST] Is ur mom a golden retriever?
[INST] There are online games when you can lose thousands of dollars in a few seconds... like, you buy some high end shit after barely knowing the game and then lose it all in an instant (Eve Online...) [/INST] Who was that guy that ran a long con on EO? Something like 4 years, then just busted everyone's nuts.
[INST] Got your covered! Mine says 'Ask again later' [/INST] So... what did it say later?
[INST] Gold is a commodity often used as a hedge against currencies because they have a negative price correlation with gold. In almost all cases that inflation of a major currency was high, gold shot up in value. That's why he was asking why gold isn't mooning. People flee to gold when they have uncertainties about the dollar, driving up the price. [/INST] Thanks I never knew what gold was!
[INST] When you have a put credit spread and a call credit spread on opposite sides of the current price of the underlying security, you can only lose money on one of the spreads. For example: if the price goes way up, you aren’t gonna lose money on your put spread, but you may on the call spread EDIT: this is the case for when you let the options expire. Idk if it’s possible to lose more by closing the position early [/INST] Alright boys. Wish me luck. Gonna do the butterfly, but will try the calenders next time.
[INST] I’m your 420th updoot. Get on your knees and suck [/INST] I don’t fuck with fashists
[INST] You're [/INST] fuck off with your grammar
[INST] *looks at cubicle* [/INST] Underrated comment
[INST] I see these ads on Snapchat like “You can now invest in LEGAL weed!!! $$$:D” Guarantee they get suckers everyday [/INST] lmao right. i feel like ive made the most from puts on acb
[INST] Yeah but do you have the PDF? We're not trying to spend $5.39. [/INST] Yeah! I could buy 2 shares of NIO for that much!
[INST] But you still made more money then you would have otherwise.. [/INST] He is talking about making it to Jan 1 with the gains. Then losing the money before paying the taxes early next year.
[INST] link or gtfo bitch [/INST] [https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Fuck-Black-Masturbator/dp/B00GS9AK3Y](https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Products-Fuck-Black-Masturbator/dp/B00GS9AK3Y) It looks pretty realistic. Over 20 lbs of Pussy & Ass!
[INST] That's just saying that you're gay with extra steps [/INST] All the gay with extra sauce.
[INST] It was $312 on Monday lol [/INST] True but it’s $366 today, I’m with you though if it goes to $345 I’ll make about $30k so die shop die
[INST] Define research? No seriously what's your method? [/INST] Research as in reading posts on this sub
[INST] You can sell a strike above creating a debit spread to lock in gains if you're worried. Then just close out both positions tomorrow. [/INST] Yeah, I'm trying to figure if I'd like to keep gains or see if the stock moons when that phase 2 is released. Maybe it would just be better to close out this position and buy a call again later, maybe some shares just in case
[INST] Wish I knew which would be which. [/INST] Just stick with what you are and hope you get licky
[INST] That’s mixing up a few things. His options give him the right to sell at expiration. If the underlying price is >310 the options expire worthless. If it’s <310 then he has 2 choices. Sell the options making $50k for every dollar it’s below 310 or exercise the options/sell the shares for 310 each and buy them at market. Nobody would exercise. [/INST] Ah ok it's starting to make sense, thanks for the explanation
[INST] Wouldn't bad news be good in PUTS land? [/INST] sorry yes, you're gonna be rich with those PUTS
[INST] position or GTFO [/INST] Sold 2x1760p expiring 12/6
[INST] How did that go for you? I bought puts yesterday afternoon..;) [/INST] Picking tops is against my trading rules
[INST] Your mom is surprisingly cheap all the time AYO [/INST] Lol
[INST] Theta gang. [/INST] Theta Gang - posting up on both sides of the block because they no your ass aint escaping these streets!
[INST] Not in on this play but just curious about Jersey Mike's subs [/INST] Its the suds08 of sandwich shops
[INST] Plot twist, is not a dog, but his girlfriend. [/INST] Plot twist, it’s both a dog and his girlfriend.
[INST] Okay this “food” sounds unfit for human consumption at best. [/INST] [It's my favorite fast food place, and this is all I order.](https://cds.arbys.com/assets/product_item/HalfLbRB_18_tile_Mobile_768x640.jpg)
[INST] this is a really good point, OP isn't including the costs of upkeep on the dog [/INST] How do you account for the value of the meat?
[INST] I have January 17th calls [/INST] Same. What strike?
[INST] I had an AMZN credit spread going once where someone exercised waaaaaaaay too early and out of the money. I woke up and called TD thinking it was a mistake. The agent couldn't believe it either. [/INST] That someone is probably on this sub somewhere.
[INST] Is ur mom a golden retriever? [/INST] no, but she is a bitch
[INST] Holy shit that IV [/INST] ATM call 350%
[INST] It's actually called a [wisdom panel](https://www.wisdompanel.com/) & it's very helpful in predicting future genetic issues...which your broke ass won't be able to pay for. [/INST] I actually value my dog's data privacy unlike you, dingus. Have fun when the guvmint comes and arrests your dog because its cousin was implicated in biting someone. -Written from my Android Netbook Chrome Browser
[INST] We call this the 'transitional' phase. Good luck out there. [/INST] The worse my portfolio does, the more desperate my search for coins becomes, looking under trash cans and inside discarded pizza boxes...the better finds I make, the more I retardedly dump cash into Robinhood - well, actually it's really hard to get more retarded than I have already done, not sure what I would do other than buy SPY puts...maybe puts on leveraged SPY?
[INST] I'll keep buying SPY, as I have been, to do my part for you. [/INST] appreciated
[INST] Thanks [/INST] Did you get in?
[INST] long $ROPE [/INST] Would you long it or short $ROPE
[INST] Oh u have a good chance dude [/INST] Hopefully. Fingers crossed.
[INST] Selling calls on ULTA 😂😂 [/INST] Glad I inversed you.
[INST] I hope the IV crush didn't get you. I bought early this morning and then again when it dipped negative. Kind of a stupid day. I'm holding for a while as these earnings absolutely crushed it in every way with raised guidance. Wait till the analysts finally get around and start upgrading this. [/INST] yeah, my calls are down, but I'm still holding, expecting some good news or a miracle before they expire on Dec 13.
[INST] While inversing r/wsb. [/INST] reverse the inverse to get the opposite of the flipside, which contrarily, is not the antithesis.
[INST] eh, safe bet and weed should not be in the same sentence... [/INST] A safety meeting where you smoke weed is always a safe bet, especially if you discuss making safe bets on weed.
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[INST] lel she could have taken more tho, whats 38b when u still have like 80b [/INST] I don't think many people think she's a gold digger because she actually was with him before he was successful and contributed a lot behind the scenes. $38B is just to remove the shackles from his cock so he can go bang whatever he wants. Fair deal me thinks.
[INST] how high tho???? [/INST] 🚀 if it’s anything like last time
[INST] How can you be mad unless you believed him? [/INST] Some people are rightfully offended when they see a scam. Especially one that’s legally okay.
[INST] Oh that's all published. I see the EPS, revenue, guidance, YoY stuff. You can see it yourself, just search like $DOCU eps or something on Twitter advanced search and go to latest. [/INST] Ok got it. Is it published after 4 though? I'm sitting here like a dumbass waiting for the call to start but it clearly became available before hand
[INST] Pretty much a quarter of what I post on /wsb gets upvoted above 1000. Whatever special brand of retardation goes on here, I am like, 'One' with it, man. [/INST] This subreddit is basically just a place for people to post vaguely related finance memes nowadays. It used to be stuff like options illiteracy, now it's actually illiterate people.
[INST] Ballsy move, good exit plan though. Take those tendies [/INST] Weddings not until Sept 2020 so I had time to recoup if it went south. Also had some cheap puts.
[INST] I've been selling puts on Tesla. One of my favorites. [/INST] I need to start doing that sometimes instead of buying calls
[INST] Didn't end up buying puts, but I just want you to know tiffany did drop today [/INST] .15%...every put under 3 weeks out decreased in value, or didn't move.
[INST] I need it to finish above 1750, that’s not that F’ng much to ask, right? [/INST] Apparently...
[INST] Ah okay. Thanks for the thoughts. Guess it didn't surprise me 'cos he seemed pretty serious about being hateful. It's nice to know there's people here who will call that shit out when they see it. 👍 [/INST] I’m not calling it out from any real moral sense, I could care less about it, or if he says it or feels that way. It’s just that this ain’t the place, this joint is about making (or losing in most cases) money, leave your race bullshit and politics at the door.
[INST] Yeah guess it won't happen [/INST] Yeah $40 down the drain. I’m ruined 😔
[INST] F , now you can sell covered calls. [/INST] Theta gang, bitches!
[INST] Oh! I can get a van!? Sign me up!.... Unless it's one of those pedo vans O.o [/INST] Proof of van*
[INST] [https://i.imgur.com/swMmB8e.png](https://i.imgur.com/swMmB8e.png) [/INST] Thanks Brody
[INST] 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 [/INST] So you're saying you'll venmo me $15?
[INST] Got like $50 on it? [/INST] Yep my money for goid next week
[INST] Up? [/INST] I like to keep people guessing, and also simultaneously if I never tell you exactly, I'm never wrong.
[INST] Thoughts on top price then? Think it will hit $280-290? [/INST] No way, their growth is slowing. It's just whether investors think it's slowing because the company is maturing (which is the ~260 target they are currently at), or whether they think it's due to the death of brick and mortar retail, especially in malls and such that ULTA is primarily in.
[INST] I took a the LSAT back in 09. Study hard and you’ll thank yourself when it comes time to pay back your law school loans. Better LSAT score = more scholarship money💰 [/INST] Exactly, and the better school. I wouldn’t take out loans unless I got into a top law school. Otherwise I’d probably only go to an average law school if I got a great scholarship
[INST] Sadly this is the current state of the Fed and country and has been its goal since creation. There's a reason that the Fed was created in secret on a secret island trip by JP Morgan, Hunt, and a couple of Senators who wanted to stay powerful. [/INST] Jpow the tooth fairy, leaving money under the rich people's pillows at night. No you idiot, price stability is a really useful thing to have compared to unchecked inflation and deflation. Having a central bank allows for much healthier growth of the economy, though it is vulnerable to political influence.
[INST] Just give it to me straight doc, yes or no! [/INST] Solid maybe!
[INST] Well. You first need to stop sucking dick. No way you can make mad money with that. [/INST] You could get SoftBank to underwrite your 'tech' company that way
[INST] Yet down 4% ouch I’m cooked [/INST] you might be good at open.
[INST] Missouri is awesome, you're a moron. If you insist on living in either Manhattan or downtown SF don't bitch to me when you have to suck dick for rent. [/INST] Ding ding ding found the Missourian 🤠 Man I always suck my gf's dick why should I care if I have to suck her sugar daddies cock too? At least I actually have a j O b haha
[INST] How sure r u lmfao [/INST] I honestly would be surprised if it is not up by twenty percent by the end of next week.
[INST] There's nothing to figure out Short term movements are essentially random. No one makes money playing short term movements... eventually everyone goes broke You either play the long game and get rich, or play the short game and get poor Join me in Berkshire Hathaway gang. We play the longest game [/INST] You make money in the super short term. Riding day waves is profitable, but not as fun and yolo like.
[INST] Thank you! [/INST] Nice play! Should make a pretty penny on those assuming she holds up 10%
[INST] Call FDs are only breakeven right now. Still needs to go up more for them. My 1/17s are looking good though. [/INST] My 12/13 235C I held should do well. Hope it opens +5% and I’ll dump ASAP.
[INST] Holy shit, doesn’t matter anyway, stock is now up 11%! [/INST] IV would only really crush them if tomorrow was their expiration. If they went long 2 weeks long or more then Monday would be the crusher.
[INST] Divorce him and marry the guy who sold him $160k in calls [/INST] Theta Gang!!
[INST] Call calendar should be a HUGE winner and more than pay for the put side. [/INST] Yeah I checked it out on an options calculator. Seems like these calendar spreads are a pretty good way to go. What's the downside? edit: also thanks for all the helpful responses
[INST] You need to GOOGLE touching a vagina [/INST] Vagina doesn’t even BEGIN to compare to making big tendies. I can buy lots of pussy with 80k.
[INST] God I would love nothing more than to be put out of my misery. I’m drowning in debt from using the infinite leverage glitch on robinhood. [/INST] I bet you are. A starry eyed libertarian like you can’t see the irony in your own situation but I digress.
[INST] Wrong this is my #1 play I’ll post positions once I have my desired amount of contracts [/INST] Up to your PRT?
[INST] I've spread your mom's box, is that what you mean? [/INST] That would be a *lox* spread
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[INST] If your whole account is those options bought on margin, a reaction vid would be also be appropriate. [/INST] It’s a large portion of the account nothing I do is on margin. It’s not even enabled on my account I’m not that much of an autist
[INST] Yeah, DM me if that happens. I’d seriously take a case like that on contingency. [/INST] Will do haha
[INST] Thanks for this. though $AMD doing some heavy lifting [/INST] They sure are. I think it’s gonna keep going up too
[INST] Whyyyy,??? I bought calls today but so far looks like piece of shit meme stock [/INST] That’s what makes it so good. Plus it’s not just about the bike it’s about building the brand name and carving a niche in the tech/fitness market in which they could already possibly be king. Just think about all the Facebook/YouTube/influencers who are gonna shill this motherfucker come Christmas time sorry I mean holiday season.
[INST] That someone is probably on this sub somewhere. [/INST] One of the moderators. They are all gay as fuck.
[INST] Not if they get the contract to build the post offices new fleet [/INST] I think that a US based company will likely win that contract because of Trump. But if Lordstown doesn't get a piece of that pie they're fucked.
[INST] Actually a really good analysis [/INST] It's definitely not wrong. How many analysts can claim such accuracy?