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Hi there, expert here, it's not $100k.
It's more like $500k to start, and then you need about $50M of steady investment to break even on the annual fees. They might claim $100k to start, but get them on the phone (I'm sure they'll love wsb calling) and you'll see, more like $500k. As per always, I volunteer to run the fund just need folks to pool the $50M to get us started ;)
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Nice try, Trump. We're on to you. You'll start the fund then buy puts on everything and start rage tweeting on the toilet. |
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You are brother wow we are family now 😤
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Currently running cyp, tren, tne, var and Provi. Always on bro |
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Working on it
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Don't do that.....most chicks under 25 are fucked in the head still...30 is best |
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There are several “section 1256” exceptions. Among them are options on SPX.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2019/05/30/trading-futures-other-section-1256-contracts-has-tax-advantages/
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Good to know, thanks! |
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I’m literally a scientist. My job is to create new things. My research is paid for entirely by taxes, and my salary is low. I’m motivated by a desire to help people, not by monetary gain
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Alright, well whatever it is you create, some company has to sell, which requires people taking the risk of starting a business/corporation and then putting the time into operations. |
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Good thing weed helps with cancer
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but $becky |
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Yea
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How hard is your pee pee |
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I spent a lot of money on her. No ROI whatsoever
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>No ROI whatsoever
JOI, on the other hand... |
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I just got in with 150 share position. Will sell puts to acquire more. Might grab some calls. Low float, most shares shorted (at high rate), and so far it has only steadily climbed, not shot up all at once like a bynd or roku, so I think it has a lot more room to squeeze.
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I'm kinda thinking the same thing, might sell puts too. |
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I am pantaxual as in I would rather sauté my money in a pan than give it over to Uncle Sam.
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I'm just sitting over here cis taxual |
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Thank you for this 😤😤😤
FIST ON CHEST NO FEAR
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Yes Fucking Sir!!!! |
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Thanks for this. What if I sold a call one strike above a call I bought? I am looking at both rise in value. But if I want to sell the call I bought I have to buy back the call I sold (it made higher gains than my call). I get to keep the original premium for the sell but I would take a loss on the buy-to-close transaction. I think I should have done it the opposite way that you described.
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That's a debit spread. I think in that case, you'd ideally want the price to go just below the strike you sold your call at for maximum gains (I think that only applies if you're trying to execute the option though). I will admit I'm not as familiar with debit spreads. |
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Holding an annual report doesn’t mean the stock will go up. Every company hold annual reports.
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Well they're reviewing their clinical data so if it were a success then they'll get a boost with thei FDA approval and possibly launch commercially early next year. There has been prediction on the government spending much more on gene therapy due to its positive effect on some people. |
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https://twitter.com/trade_set/status/1202319604607045638?s=19
Soros investing in the Becky bike
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I’m going to look for that filing now. Thank you! |
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To be fair, Quebec deserves all kinds of tariffs for being twats
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Fuck Quebec. Only thing good out of that province is the sluts. |
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I'll keep hopeful for you, man. Last year saw -6% in a week and that was without tariff man doing what tariff man does best. If it starts pumping up again tomorrow you going to cut a 10k loss and pull out or ride until it's too OTM? How much can you reasonably lose?
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If it doesn't go tits up tomorrow I'll likely hold through the weekend. If it hasn't moved my way by Monday I'm out. |
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Well if you end up rich, remember us.
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Yeah boi |
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Yeah same...what are we talking about?
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Ass and titties ass ass and titties |
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Trade talks going well.
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They’re GUHing real well, ya’hear? |
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2-3x a day bubs it's the norm around here
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I just thought of bubbles from trailer park boys when you said this |
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when do you switch to puts with that plan?
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Today |
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Sending you my energy, it's kinda special and doesn't travel very straight though. Hope it reaches you before expiration
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That's just saying that you're gay with extra steps |
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i thought i was numb to it all and could no longer get hard but thank you
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I've been edging since the post was made. Waiting for the big update |
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Is there r/wsb vernacular for when someone offers earnest, real, non-trolling advice or explanations? Or does it happen so infrequently, it doesn't have a name? Taking suggestions...
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Me. |
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Are you planning to hold until the nomination? If not, good luck getting out of the position. Should beats indices tho, right?
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Fuck it looks like easy money to sell Hillary contracts. |
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[Genocide in the Middle East ](https://i.imgur.com/bXVMEnI.jpg)
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Yep. So just can't admit it's not genocide eh? Not just that but a CCCP apologist as well. Go play your tune elsewhere with your baby killing mates. |
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You aren't on pills are you?
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Really burns huh? I was more on the nose than I thought. |
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Many reverse splits
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I used to fuck with Biotechs when I first got started, but now I solidly believe 95% of biotechs are destined to become penny stocks. They like to reverse split, then 2 days later do an offering to really fuck you out of your money. |
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I lived in Europe for a few years. Everything is picturesque
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Except the intra-union credit situation |
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AUPH life https://imgur.com/a/UKB7w02
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Holy fuck op delivered. |
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Only 11 hours until markets are open though
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shit, cant argue with facts. |
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Down how much? Lost 300 bucks :(
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Well I bought 4k shares and my avg is 8.08 lol |
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Thanks!
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Basically you can only buy shares of companies that have low volatility to use your maximum margin. But you, can sell covered calls on those share purchased using margin which from my risk tolerance tell me will allow you to sell credit spread to go big or guh home!! |
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Go get soft bank to fund it than fuck up so bad they have to pay you to leave. It can't go tits up.
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If I had tits they'd go up for this |
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Elephant cock enthusiast
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thanks |
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You go to UT?
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Nah |
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what's that red box at the bottom 🤔
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Vxx call just entered |
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I was coming here to say the exact same thing. I was telling a friend today that it's the highest ROI an IV I have seen in my whole options career. This guy could take the capital and use 80% to back selling at the money puts, and then the remaining 20% to go long calls, in a crazy all-in synthetic long on a ultrapayout binary event stock on the heels of its announcement.
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> options career
Lmao you guys are too much |
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I guess, but then again do people who kill themselves have principles like that? No offense, but if I’m dying I’m going out in the most comfortable way I can
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Perhaps it’s the lack of accessibility? |
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you need 3 more lol
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Most people cremate nowadays. Pretty sure one dude can handle it. |
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So why didn’t he just settle then instead of waste his time and subject himself to the discovery process? Doesn’t make sense
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ego |
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I honestly loved playing Shopify back in the summer. They’re pretty overbought rn so this is possible.
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Yeah, I dont hate these either. I'm thinking Jan 330s, but I wouldnt go all in on that position |
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SPX options and VIX are \[related\]. Did you read this?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dxwop3/vix\_vix\_market\_basics/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/dxwop3/vix_vix_market_basics/)
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Not exactly. They’re related, via the “expected volatility of SPY options” but not synonymous. Option volatility isn’t not directly synonymous with price change in the options or underlying. The math be hard. Check investopaedia. |
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From my 302 accounting, we learned with litigation expense and the liability of litigations. I think the stock shot up because what they had to put down on the books was the 20billion.
Settling @13billion saves 50% more they were expecting to pay. Any information to challenge this, please enlighten us in more of this.
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I’m challenging people trading on emotion. One would think a company settling for more than 3 times their worth would severely damage their company and stock, not send it shooting up 11%. That was just a fresh example I had for OP. |
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Mmm ok this helps, assuming they are going to use the cash to purchase stocks or stock market related stuff. I guess I’m more concerned about how any dollars are siting on the sidelines in general..
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Could be used for acquisitions especially for Apple |
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Congrats I had a couple contracts as well. Are you gonna sell? I had 8 dollar contracts for jan 2020.
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Might sell some, but I think it will be beneficial to hold through the seminar in late jan |
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I just graduated with my bachelors and currently applying to law school. Long term, not worried. Short term, broke college kid occasionally yoloing money to try and stay afloat lol
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> law school
> not worried
Lol, should we tell him?? |
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And then you buy it all back a week early so it doesn’t get exercised?
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If you are writing a covered call and it gets excercised you are making a profit.
You collect a premium from selling the call, and hopefully you wrote the call for a strike that you would be comfortable selling the stock at.
So you are paid both for writing the option and the sale of the stock should your contract be exercised. |
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You guys suck dicks for money? I hope you do know that you have 2 holes. It's time to maximize what you got.
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What happened to your third? |
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Nah bro I got up and walked away from my desk like a scene in an action movie where the hero throws a match and the bomb explodes in the background as he walks towards the camera. Never looked back. Won't check until open.
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Glorious autist you. Strong hands all day tomorrow. |
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SPCE warrants are a nice asymmetric way to buy a call on the private space industry. Just need a decent time horizon. Kind of like way OTM options, with a 4 year expiry, and cheap as shit right now...
But yes, that sounds right
(Disclaimer: You may still be short-bus material)
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Yeah honestly I really don’t see virgin as being a big player in space with this venture. To me it’s unfortunate that they are one of the only pure space plays available |
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Nice
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[Nice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice) |
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Chubby with a pretty face usually works best..
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I prefer a butterface, but to each his own |
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His job was to put cuck Trudeau in his place and shame the Europoors for not meeting their NATO budgetary obligations. He did that.
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I usually throw a fit and storm out of the room when I'm trying to look strong too |
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Thanks. Would you say this is what you do? Say I hold 100 shares of some SaaS stock (volatile). On days it’s been doing great, selling a covered call for 45 days out that’s 10% strike above the current price?
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Before you go for it though see if the stock pays dividends, you don’t want to be liable for those. Also I’d stay away from earnings season. With that in mind there’s no reason not to go for it. I know it’s a meme here but honestly go with whatever risk you’re comfortable with. |
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I just thought of bubbles from trailer park boys when you said this
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Same. |
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It’s up $6 in the after hours
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Yup looks like I could've went more near the money on my position https://imgur.com/a/7kxvT5I
I played it super safe though, because I wasn't sure how hard tariffs would hit them, also how investors would respond to the widespread break above the $5 ceiling (tests in certain stores was already public knowledge) and a drop in margin (analysts predicted before earnings call, and ended up correct) |
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Seriously, does this guy also hate yogo pants?
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i hate them because fat chicks wear them too thinking it will turn them into Becky. |
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Yes, but you're going to need a hell of a lot more land than that. Try 1000s of acres out here in NE for staple crops like wheat. If you still want to farm at your scale, look into vegetables and/or greenhouses.
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Or weed |
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I donate more money to charity every year than most people will ever save.
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Hi it's me charity |
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Bought around $2000 in calls a couple weeks before the app release, figured it couldn’t go tits up... took the money and ran after my gains hit around $5000 the day of release. Made $5200 off of my initial investment of $2100. Withdrew $3000 from RH, made my bank account $900 bigger, and everything I’m playing with now is literally free money. Cheers!
edit: profited 5000 not 7000
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Same shit happened to me. I had 20 contracts 140 calls paid .5 per contract. They released those numbers and they went worth 8.5 the same day. Now I'm holding 150 12/27 calls and 155 January calls. |
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In the glove compartment of his 1997 Honda Accord.
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Have we met in real life? 👀 |
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Plummeted? It touched 293 and is now back up.
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Yah plummeted. 295 is a far cry from 305 when you have 310 calls. Options are deep in the red. |
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didn't the last Q include China data?
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No |
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Might as well go all in wsb $tonks ETF
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Do you even abbreviate, bro?
That's the ARSS ETF.
...or the SARS ETF if you go all in on a bad day. |
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well as long as it stays above 12.50 until Dec 20 my profit is locked in by calls. otherwise i end up holding some shares and make less money.
It just sucks because I can't YOLO my gains till the 20th due to the calls.
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if the extrensic value is 0 you can just buy them back and sell the shares. Same effect.
If it's not your can roll them out for a credit or roll up for less debit than the distance between the two strikes. |
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Can I be one of the guys that says “I was here”
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Put me in the screenshot |
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It's too protect the poor people man, because the government says you're too stupid to be day trading with 25k
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That may be but this is America and I chase my American dream and if ya ask me - that’s pretty fucking unamerican! |
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They said themselves that they expect to be unprofitable for several years. Institutions are paying 109% premiums to short this turd.
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Source? Also I heard it became 225% after hours or something |
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I did that
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#me2 |
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Just trying to make my case for becoming a Mod.
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To get that I think you’d have had to offered your number after they said she was more masculine then they were. |
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The price of the shares is irrelevant. Well, it’s relevant because it’s a penny stock. But you already blew $20k and yet here you are investing in risky biopharma stocks. You have learned nothing. You will lose this money, too.
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Honestly people either make this up or are imbeciles to disrespect money by such autistic trades thinking they learn by gambling??? Smh |
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I'm just sitting over here cis taxual
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You are a taxicist! Get your misotaxistic ass out of our safe zone. |
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F
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You’re saying Ford? |
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Hey, there are a lot of people with English degrees doing great things.
Have you seen those little cups of espresso they make where the milk is in a cute design?
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At least those people got their degrees in this decade and are most likely being fucked by student debt. |
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Maybe because there’s certain value attached to finding someone willing (or forced) to be a non-sex-haver that isn’t reflected when you’re just looking at those other variables.
I.e. when the dweebs were in the basement coding, other people were out fucking. Those people are perfectly capable of coding, but maybe they don’t want to put time better spent fucking to learn.
I’d rather be a $100k sex haver than a $300k autistic virgin.
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Pretty much. Anyone with 100IQ can get a STEM degree, you can get C's and still go out and party every weekend. You can get B's and work a part-time job, hang out with friends. Or you can be an A-student, have spent 5x the number of hours per class as the B student, and have nothing to show for it besides making more money at a 60hr/wk job with the best years of your life behind you |
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Yeah that volume on the pump wtf. Must be news
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Bots never sleep |
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Ahhh more like the kind of guy to buy a fake rolex at full retail
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I believe this |
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Sorry, I meant what time
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11 pm est is when they present and then they have an investor q&a at 5pm est |
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u think spotify is the best company?
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Pretty sure it's ticker for NSA |
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Just sold you some!
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Thanks fam |
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You’ll be dead by 69 if you keep doing these all nighters man. I’m worried for you
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like whats the point anyways? with these all night shit. |
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Don't do that.....most chicks under 25 are fucked in the head still...30 is best
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30 is past the wall, younger is better |
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Nice! I'm from Gramercy! Born on the border of your neighborhood on 14th. Someone says subway I almost never think Manhattan. I guess someone could live UWS UES.
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Dunno if you're aware, but there's subways in 4 borough |
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Put me in the screenshot
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Me too |
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your old rich guy does not use pill?
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Had this sub existed 10 years ago, everybody would have been like, short PFE. |
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When do they IPO? I’m sure I could find it but I just want a str8 to the p answer. Thanks.
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Why does anyone IPO?
Either way, because you need cash or because you think the value will decrease from here on, IPO's are just fancy exitscams.
In their case its a bit of both probably, they need to invest in alternative industries, oil is their only thing and they are aware it won't go on another 100 years.
Shell, for example, is already in the middle of the transition from an oil company to an energy company. |
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You think there is a market for designing proper laundry rack attachments for common fitness equipment?
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It's called string. |
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So, they'll send me a letter, or what?
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Well usually you get a form (1099-B) through your broker which you add while filing taxes. |
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Most likely relative - aka fucking crystal ball type of analysis, relatively BS models
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I’ve seen Morgan Stanley ER analysts use models in their reports that determine current market price is a 50% premium on intrinsic with very optimistic expectations on the model, then disregard that and slap a big price target. They cite “company surprises.”
There are very few old school analysts that are public facing nowadays. It’s just like, yeah, that’s a good number, I’ll choose that one. |
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They were. Mine were 12/13s
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Here's hoping orange man has a presser where he says stonks are overpriced for you. |
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It's coming and as soon as they pick a serious Democratic candidate, they will start threatening to take guns away it will drive prices and sales through the roof.
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Yeah but AOBC spun out the guns so you gotta do RGR or something - I stopped paying attention |
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I have a 232.5C and 235C and I was planning on selling one today but OP is making me think I should hold both through earnings.
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If it spikes at all today I'd still sell one. |
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Oh yeah. That was like 5 years ago.
The thing about options is that you have to stick with them. Most people don’t. It’s going to cost money to learn.
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Yea I followed that advice and lost another $6K. Sigh |
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ok boomer
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Nice |
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I haven’t seen a lot of tendies come out of shorting AMD this year
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i made out with 150% profit from 37p |
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Source? Also I heard it became 225% after hours or something
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I think it was marketwatch let me try to find the article rq |
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Oh is that a covered collar?
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Yup |
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Not playing options but I have a shit load of shares I bought at a ridiculous price and lost a lot during the last 3 months
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The stock has decent cap and volume, volatility is rocket high too. IDK it did not make it to Yahoo's watch list for today. |
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Even worse, at least cancer has the decency to kill you eventually
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Marketwatch fucked my bitch for eternity |
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