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[INST] Do as you wish then brother [/INST] Up 20% already lmao
[INST] how many contracts do you have at this point on this thing? [/INST] 30
[INST] Fun fact, their IT infrastructure was [literally built out by a high schooler.](http://techilabs.com/wework-needs-a-big-expensive-it-upgrade-business-insider/6803/) [/INST] The internet infrastructure is one of their few values vs. just working out of your home. Reliable fast internet has to be among the top considerations for anyone trying to launch a co-work space. How did they leave this to small time?
[INST] 32% gain already on the day for me on this one. Hold overnight? [/INST] Hold trust
[INST] that’s a mutual fund cock stain [/INST] just like $BECKY, gaiboi
[INST] Congratulations to your cousin on his recent purchase of weed penny stocks. [/INST] Thx! I’m excited to inherit them next week
[INST] Up 18% in 3 days? Perfect time for wsb to all in calls [/INST] You would’ve said the same thing yesterday. Ride the trend until it bucks you
[INST] which workbooks specifically, got a link? [/INST] This is the workbook I found to be my favorite. It's not going to breakdown complicated strategies or give you any new details you wouldn't eventually be able to find via Google. It's simply a great book to go through every two years and make sure you understand what you are looking at. The Motley Fool Investment Workbook (Motley Fool Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0743229983/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_ZBb6DbTBPWYY0
[INST] I do as the crystal commands [/INST] Can I feel your fake meat?
[INST] i have both [/INST] what a fucking boss
[INST] Are they any more accurate than a stopped clock though, that's the question... [/INST] my clock is broken at 2:39 pm, double down on AMZN deep OTM puts
[INST] This ain’t 1999 lol [/INST] my own application reading reddit comments had an XSS
[INST] Peak was 13k 6 months ago. Lowest was 250. Flirted with 1k and now ~650. I'm doooooooomed [/INST] Yikes dude, that’s rough
[INST] Lol [/INST] Lol indeed
[INST] Ay bro, so since S&P is up a little I’m guessing it went wrong? [/INST] Yeah, I sold early on.
[INST] Inversed and bought 12/6 $21.50 Puts [/INST] Grats.
[INST] Karen is right. Also there is no reason Peloton can’t follow the trends. They are more than just the bike. From their S1: above all else, we are an innovation company transforming the lives of people around the world through our ever-evolving fitness platform. It is intentional that they do not mention the bike. Wow, I really sound like I work for Peloton. [/INST] Sounds gay and retarded to me
[INST] My concern is that I bought the same calls as your autistic ass. [/INST] Yeah I usually lose money. You screwed
[INST] No he is currently working as a telemarketer. He was complaining the other day how his Indian coworkers curry lunches stink up his cubicle and it's hard for him to focus on his paper trade account [/INST] Ahahahahaha that is even better
[INST] Nothing ridiculous yet, we’ll see some huge moves soon. [/INST] 110 plz
[INST] It’s all over the place. Do we have the report yet? [/INST] Chamath out of the board. 0.02 act vs. 0.08 exp.
[INST] Yeah and then people are really surprised when dudes are actually trying to put on weight at the gym. [/INST] Women who are trying to gain weight and build muscle confuse laypeople.
[INST] How many you got? [/INST] ACB 500 bought on 11/2018 at $5.92, another 500 bought on 02/2019 at $8.21 APHA 200 bought on 12/2018 at $5.55, another 1000 bought on 08/2019 at $5.91 God I wish I had just gone balls deep in AMD instead (200 at $18.04)
[INST] My mom went through menopause and looks more masculine than me. I think you just homo'ed yourself. [/INST] Just trying to make my case for becoming a Mod.
[INST] You think it has more room to fall after that epic dump last ER? It didn't recover at all which makes me want to get calls. [/INST] Inverse so at least one of us makes money?
[INST] Like die enough that I make money but not enough that my country fails. Somewhere in the middle would be good. [/INST] Amen
[INST] Just buy NVOS with that. Then say *you're welcome* after they get a $476M return deposited to their account [/INST] They were very clear they wanted it to be split between these two firms!!
[INST] Rolled forwards into longer expiry after exiting for a small profit this morning [/INST] Cool, at least you got out with some profit. Had a little bit of a roll back towards the end
[INST] This is the workbook I found to be my favorite. It's not going to breakdown complicated strategies or give you any new details you wouldn't eventually be able to find via Google. It's simply a great book to go through every two years and make sure you understand what you are looking at. The Motley Fool Investment Workbook (Motley Fool Books) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0743229983/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_ZBb6DbTBPWYY0 [/INST] Yeah but do you have the PDF? We're not trying to spend $5.39.
[INST] wonky? the guy's on so much speed his brain is mush and the drugs just talk through him [/INST] I can relate
[INST] Thanks homie [/INST] Sending you my energy, it's kinda special and doesn't travel very straight though. Hope it reaches you before expiration
[INST] Oh i was just gonna take the money, guh it in some roku options and dissapear. [/INST] Yeah this is exactly why these laws exist lmao
[INST] This should definitely become a thing here [/INST] And people here call me retarded
[INST] We should put together a class action. I know some kids who have spent 1000s on that game lol [/INST] I haven't bought items in years so it doesn't affect me, but it's still wack and clearly kids are butthurt about it. Some people would trade and open crates more than they play the game Total Epic move
[INST] This. So much this. It’s highly problematic when folks assume your tax status. Like hello? It’s not written on my forehead. Let us identify our tax status ourselves. Shaking rn [/INST] I literally can't even
[INST] > Good GUH getting rh to fund this Not if Softbank does it first! [/INST] GUH Bank might out bid them both.
[INST] Cleveland is much nicer than Portland where you're surrounded by blue haired degenerates. And to be fair, he compared it against Brussels, which is a depressing hell hole imho. [/INST] at least in Brussels you can travel for an hour in any direction and be in amazing locales, whereas anywhere you drive in Ohio, you're still in flat fucking retarded Ohio
[INST] If it doesn't clear 162ish by noon I would bail. [/INST] Noon tmrw, okay thanks
[INST] It's just dumb. Why is Becky so nervous about day 1? Becky you're riding a stationary bike in your home alone, what could possibly be nerve wracking? Call me Becky [/INST] That's called insecurity. All Becky's have huge issues with it.
[INST] I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm honored, I guess? [/INST] i thought i was numb to it all and could no longer get hard but thank you
[INST] 3 months minimum just in case of volatility and preferably spreads to avoid time decay [/INST] Post positions.
[INST] I expect a tariff delay equally as much as no delay, so there's that [/INST] Yeah same...what are we talking about?
[INST] That's going to be tough . I expect something on the 15th but I also expect some crazy shit before then as well. Would be nice to get a buffer straight off the bat tonight with more trade uncertainty. [/INST] At this rate there might be tariffs on half of Europe tonight by the way the NATO summit is going edit: also Canadian Europe
[INST] This is a surprisingly good post. [/INST] Is there r/wsb vernacular for when someone offers earnest, real, non-trolling advice or explanations? Or does it happen so infrequently, it doesn't have a name? Taking suggestions...
[INST] Someone needs to make an inverse ETF..!! [/INST] Just...short it?
[INST] With the digital only subscription, you get everything except the bike. You could use your own bike to join the cycling classes, or what I do is a lot of strength classes which are 10 to 30 minute instructor led workout. You can join it live or do one of the classes in the backlog anytime. I wasn’t expecting to like the service as much as I do, which is one of the reasons why I am very bullish on the company. [/INST] But do the instructors call your name?
[INST] I sold this morning. I've been burned too many times by not locking in profits in the past. Rather lose out on bigger gains than losing it all. [/INST] What did you sell them for? Pics of the sell ?
[INST] If RH didn't mark me as a day trader, I would have gotten out [/INST] I didn’t get out. HHahah
[INST] It’s at least 50/50 positive and negative and most of the bullish people are posting some version of “it’s so bad it’s good”. [/INST] > “it’s so bad it’s good”. absolutely fact, and that's why it's bullish. you don't have to agree with a company to make money off it.
[INST] they cancelled the VS runway. Never watched it only ever saw highlights but canceling the runway show was a sign of weakness. Putting a tranny model in VS was also retardation [/INST] They cancelled it because no one watched it.
[INST] works well actually [/INST] I’m good with making $50 a day if that’s what it comes down to right now. Too much bs during the day looking at movement and just getting fucked and aggravated
[INST] >no $SHOP [/INST] Yeah where is SHOP
[INST] Wait you have a wife and a girlfriend? [/INST] Yes
[INST] Don’t worry my dude. I’m already recovering nicely, we’re getting our bounce. This isn’t a yolo. [/INST] Tata there retard
[INST] It wouldn't make you happy. [/INST] just out of curiosity ... are you really unhappy with your life in general or is this just a tiny piece that gives you a thrill? do you do this cause your unhappy or am I reading into your comment too much? lol
[INST] Dysons suck good like my girlfriend [/INST] Can confirm
[INST] Probably found a sugar babe to blow his cash on. [/INST] He is FaceTiming his lick
[INST] My God...Makes sense you use a real broker with that much $$ [/INST] But where is our entertainment if he did that?
[INST] Told you we could outperform the S&P500. Stonks are ez just pick the good ones. [/INST] I don't know why more people don't just pick the stocks that are gonna do well, and avoid the ones that aren't. It's what I keep saying.
[INST] Bought yesterday. I didn’t have a chance to sell today [/INST] mmm bummer, well i hope it holds tomorrow morning so you can exit then drops like a rock for me haha
[INST] You had 82 comments in the past 24h: 20.49% bullish 9.17% bearish and 70.34% none (shitposts probably). So 69% bullish, similar to the WSB average. u/love2fuckbearasshoe had 118 comments in 24h (1st place), you are a bit behind @ 6th place [/INST] 😘
[INST] You did a ^ for each word. That takes too much time. [/INST] ^Reddit_just_gay_like_that_🤷‍♂️
[INST] What is pig gang? [/INST] Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
[INST] Your comment was all the DD I needed. I immediately bought 1800 shares at $.21. Thanks for the free play! [/INST] You're welcome lol. Might want to take a look at these tickers as well, eyeg, aqst, corv, cvm, acst. Short term. Grab whatever you think looks good. Good luck. I'm banking on AUPH right now
[INST] Hint.. it already did when it was $2 last year I bet if the labels expanded it goes to $30 tops [/INST] Good enough for me tbh. I'm not that far OTM on my calls.
[INST] I’m good with making $50 a day if that’s what it comes down to right now. Too much bs during the day looking at movement and just getting fucked and aggravated [/INST] Ay comes down to $1000 a month, that's rent
[INST] Why though? Did you guys see the data sets on Biogen's website? [/INST] What about them?
[INST] I’m long too, mostly stocks with a few Jan calls, but it feels like this is already a buy the rumour event because they basically said the PDUFA was a foregone conclusion. I’d love for it to moon as soon as they announce though. I think I’ll do fine either way, I’m just not convinced this is going to be double the stock kind of catalyst like AUPH just got anymore. [/INST] Nah it won’t double the stock. It will bump it to $25-30 IMO. Then buyout at $40+ value IMO
[INST] Someone here mentioned ITCI and CORV [/INST] I don't like the put and call ratio on ITCI. To many people buying puts on it.
[INST] Everyone who did it is currently in federal prison awaiting trial so we will just have to wait and see... [/INST] Order of operations... Why would they be waiting for their trial in a federal prison?
[INST] That doesn't mean theta is literally zero until the last month. There should still be some theta decay. Otherwise 3 month options would have the same price as 12 month options. [/INST] it's next to nothing and with increasing IV you might not even notice a change due to theta.
[INST] No idea what 10 miles is to you. 10 miles is nothing for many people, takes 15 minutes. It’s 60 a year, so start saving. [/INST] Just checked. The two closest are both 12 miles away in different directions. 50 minute drive for either one. That's like $5 a month!
[INST] Yes but it’s underlying is an agreement with the option to buy or sell an equity, which is a real asset. By pure gambling I meant a bet, with no intrinsic value beneath it, just an exchange of money based on the outcome of an event. Unrelated to any tangible asset [/INST] I guess we're just arguing semantics. Like in practice, I don't think anyone is _intentionally_ executing contracts.
[INST] still holding mine from yesterday, sigh what was +1K at open is now -284 better not be red again tomorrow [/INST] The greed flows
[INST] At this rate there might be tariffs on half of Europe tonight by the way the NATO summit is going edit: also Canadian Europe [/INST] To be fair, Quebec deserves all kinds of tariffs for being twats
[INST] Found the uglo jealous of Trudeau's good looks. [/INST] Literally all he has though. Garbage leader without a spine. Panders to left and right while throwing money in every direction and never taking a stance on anything.
[INST] That's called insecurity. All Becky's have huge issues with it. [/INST] And we love them for it.
[INST] In a way that's every company ever. [/INST] Unless the company sells boardgames.
[INST] LES. Not getting off this island quite yet. [/INST] Nice! I'm from Gramercy! Born on the border of your neighborhood on 14th. Someone says subway I almost never think Manhattan. I guess someone could live UWS UES.
[INST] [Position](https://imgur.com/a/WSpuXH5) Ran across this company doing DD on Crisper stocks a few years ago, CRSP has since run from the 20s to 70s meanwhile I've been bagholding this since. Still wishing I'd have gone with CRSP... Anyhow, this is going to be crazy volitile tomorrow, might be a good play for some day trading. I hear you guys are into that. [/INST] Hey me too, I’m in for 1014 shares at 6.08 avg, got into it doing exploratory research on crispr stuff back in like 2015. Way to stay long and strong brother, and congratulations
[INST] Why are you angry? [/INST] His name 'burt' stand for butthurt
[INST] Link? [/INST] A literal link?
[INST] This isn’t it chief gl tomorrow [/INST] Lol Td is boomer stock be careful!! It may not even move
[INST] Be a real autist and make those bets with 3x leveraged [/INST] Lol. I don’t possess the iron balls and guts for that kind of risk. I’m getting into a phase of life where responsibilities are increasing and I just can’t afford to be maverick. Would be sweet though :)
[INST] Fuck the CCP and Xinnie the Pooh. Hope they get cut off from global trade. [/INST] But muh iPhone
[INST] Is 3x max leverage on Nasdaq 100 [/INST] Options, on margin, on cash from a credit card loan is max leverage.
[INST] DGAZ AND UGAZ inverse each other as well up 11% from then right now. [/INST] Both those are 99.9% correlated.....
[INST] If that's true why is there not an ETF doing this and returning crazy returns [/INST] Because selling puts hypothetically puts you at risk of losing everything. Also, an ETF of only selling premium, I've never heard of that because it's an ETF not a hedge fund or investment firm.
[INST] Very nice, I was just thinking about rolling up the strike I'm glad you said that. Happy for your gains GJ [/INST] How the fuck did you even find this high premium stock? Sorting IV on ToS?
[INST] And it’s not really that hard. [/INST] your old rich guy does not use pill?
[INST] Not totally sure what to make of the filling to me it seems they are voting on the CD&R offer still? I don’t see anywhere where they accepted the other offer. Maybe you can make more sense of this as I’m still fairly inexperienced with the M&A process. [/INST] Yes. Per today's proxy, the AXE BOD considers the CDR 82.50 all-cash offer superior to Party A's last (3rd) offer, so they are recommending it and it's the only one being taken to a shareholder vote. The ball is in Party A's court to bring a 4th offer to AXE.
[INST] Sitting on a few calls. And 4k in shares [/INST] Well shit good luck dude lol
[INST] Her? I thought this was wsb [/INST] WSB is a her. It's the ol' girl.
[INST] > ESTC btfd [/INST] Yeah, it actually seems like a decent longterm hold.
[INST] There are companies that would be great to scoop up if they were rationally priced. So the AAPLs, BRKs, etc. sit on their money until something else comes along or the market corrects. Then they take full advantage when the time is right like your dad at a college sorority party. [/INST] I understand this but doesn’t the length of time and amount they are holding stagnate the economy? This is a lot of money..
[INST] sometimes being smart is actually a detriment because it gives way to irrational confidence. hence the yoloing the life savings on bad options bets. [/INST] Hm... rich people yoloing their money away... If you guys want, just venmo me a large sum of money and I will create a random generator from 1 to how much ever you game me, and venmo back whatever your number is. In the long run youll prolly lose less money tbh
[INST] Based on the PR from yesterday about seminar presentation for other VOC applications than LN I'm guessing it'll be going up quite a bit [/INST] So youre saying puts?
[INST] Back in the day, some websites tracked Cramer for a few years. He was correct on his recommendations a whopping 47% of the time. I was actually completely shocked it was that high. At the time I assumed he was wrong whenever his mouth was moving in front of a camera. [/INST] Correct 47%, wrong 53%. It’s just random.
[INST] Down 69% [/INST] Nice
[INST] > Also never Buy OTM less than 3-4 weeks. Where do you think you are, r/personalfinance? [/INST] I think he just had a couple typos. Never buy otm longer than 3-4 days.