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[INST] The 🏳️‍🌈 is strong with this one... [/INST] cope
[INST] Feel like this is a repost? [/INST] Trying to pawn off $BECKY like its his idea and he doesn’t even know the real tickers for it, soft.
[INST] HIS NAME IS HAROLD [/INST] His name is Harold
[INST] yeah people don't seem to understand that the $20 subscription is a huge piece of leverage for $PTON. that's 10% on top of the retail cost every. single. year. I haven't seen this kind of predatory shit since I learned what subprime loans were [/INST] > since I learned what subprime loans were Bubble confirmed. Short PTON after the earnings report in late Feb. The hype will die down after Christmas. When March comes everyone will have thoroughly failed at their New Year's resolutions. By summer time they will accept reality that they are still a fat fuck who won't look good in a bikini. The subscription cancelations will start to roll in.
[INST] He’s getting bombarded by every angle. [/INST] Not really hes hot decent support. Especially in rural america. Even more so among farmers and the metals industry
[INST] Bullish [/INST] Bullshit
[INST] Rob Lowe [/INST] Lowe’s Depot?
[INST] I have spoken [/INST] This is the way
[INST] Nah man. This is for stay at home moms. It’s like 6,000 and upwards right? I’ve never looked. Fat women don’t marry rich men. [/INST] they marry army strong.
[INST] Just big gold, or is it big big gold? I’m a size queen 🤷‍♂️ [/INST] Big enough to make you choke and tear up
[INST] Infinite leveraged ETF [/INST] Now there’s a personal risk tolerance!
[INST] Maybe a yacht with them eating tasty tendies. [/INST] Spicy ones!
[INST] the time we spent above 309 today would've been the optimal time. Either at noonish or at the close. I don't think we'll open positive tomorrow but thats just my opinion. [/INST] There might be a slight chance that there will be a very short spike tomorrow morning carried by the momentum of today’s closing and some US officials tried to calm the market later today. But I agree with you that 309 and above will be a good entry point to put.
[INST] Not only, but you know, once every decade AMD gets to breathe and Intel starts sweating. Now's that time. [/INST] Yes, now is the time. Chant with us: A ka dua Tuf ur biu Bi aa chefu Dudu ner af an nuteru
[INST] The bank also happens to have lawyers on payroll. You, not so much. [/INST] I also have bankruptcy:)
[INST] He requests it every year [/INST] Gotta make sure the plan passes the test
[INST] *led [/INST] Lead*
[INST] i bought lots of FD puts on DE for their earnings but they expire this week, duno if its worth to roll em over until after 12/15 [/INST] I rolled. But to each their own. I could get smoked.
[INST] Roku upgraded to $200) [/INST] funny thats my teenage sisters price target as well 'its a nice number and it keeps going up'
[INST] Two different sectors retard [/INST] :( i read some words and they both seem to be cloud security something. But maybe im more retarded than i thought
[INST] What do u think of 160 weekly calls? Bought them at 3$ [/INST] If your whole account is those options bought on margin, a reaction vid would be also be appropriate.
[INST] You trying to give Martha some insideher information?😏 [/INST] I'd go full on retard with that old tight pussy. I bet she makes wonderful tendies.
[INST] Done. [/INST] Truth. Gotta save that money for tendies.
[INST] It's tax avoidance, not evasion. [/INST] Reported you too.
[INST] Its not fucking gambling, I do my diligence and fucking read shit and look all these files, damn you woman. [/INST] Don’t talk to my mom this way
[INST] why? also source/ more references on this pls [/INST] Idk, just is. Sole people have trouble sharing. Source: Fund of fund managers, hedge fund managers. This is just what I’ve been told and is part of the fund selection process
[INST] More like 'whee-gur' but close enough for /r/wsb I guess [/INST] Maybe he pronounces the original word as 'nee-gur'
[INST] they do work if you use a real broker [/INST] Not on options
[INST] Robinhood & the autists of WSB [/INST] A horror anthology
[INST] learn to do a google search bruh, hes in hot water with the blacks [/INST] aint everybody Nah, but again it doesn't matter as far as his polling data increasing because he's mostly only had white support and very little black support. That's not to say he'll gain their support or win the primary, but he really has no reason to drop out right now when his polling with non-blacks is improving.
[INST] It's true I did that for my first few trades, then I started actually thinking about long plays and I made some money. Once I started options though I've been way back in the red, red is the color of heart so I think I feel more comfortable here. [/INST] F
[INST] pretty sure this is his line verbatim, just watched it like 10 minutes ago edit, just looked up the clip: 'misogynist man forces anorexic bride to get her even thinner so he can keep her oppressed and prevent her from seeking her real dream as a plus size, climate activist, with a non-cis-gendered pronoun' [/INST] The problem with Greg Gutfeld is that even when he has a funny line it's ruined because you had to watch Greg Gutfeld deliver it.
[INST] Wait we can do his girlfriend, too? I've just been doing his drugs [/INST] How do you snort an 11 year old girl up your nose?
[INST] Because he's probably making money for himself on this. You think he gives a shit about American trade policy? [/INST] that's the scariest speculative part assuming that both sides are making a huge amount of money from pumping and dumping the market, and we are the donkeys that look at the market, try to time it, draw lines and read fundamentals when all fundamentals are already calculated.
[INST] Try being rich instead of poor [/INST] And if you don't wanna be rich, at least just stop being poor.
[INST] What’s Robinhood’s number? [/INST] 5
[INST] Either way this is really the LAST subreddit you want to come to for financial advice. The average IQ around here is approximately room temperature (myself included of course). [/INST] Only if you're using Celsius
[INST] Sounds like my mom [/INST] Can confirm, it does sound like u/5562212's mom
[INST] You.... can fap to your cousin? You do you I guess.... Roll Tide [/INST] 🤣
[INST] If she was fat “they” would riot in outrage. [/INST] yep, they'd burn down PTON headquarters
[INST] Make me [/INST] Feel like a
[INST] This is the kind of thing that sounds smart but makes you look like a loser to everyone you tell. [/INST] How? Interest rate on my student loan is only 3.125%.
[INST] > since I learned what subprime loans were Bubble confirmed. Short PTON after the earnings report in late Feb. The hype will die down after Christmas. When March comes everyone will have thoroughly failed at their New Year's resolutions. By summer time they will accept reality that they are still a fat fuck who won't look good in a bikini. The subscription cancelations will start to roll in. [/INST] You can't cancel because by saving $39 you're admitting to losing $3000 on the bike. As long as you keep spending the $39 you can still tell yourself you didn't waste all that money.
[INST] Smells funny how? [/INST] If you cant see it I cant help ya, simple as that, just know that this feels like an experiment on wsb
[INST] Okay but it’ll exist till the 5th of this month right? [/INST] Debatable.
[INST] Wtf are they mad about? The ad is retarded though lol [/INST] they're the fox that declares society's grapes to be sour and then they see some other fox opening up a vineyard and charging through the nose for a monthly pinot noir subscription, how are they supposed to react
[INST] gold spiked $4-5 instantly [/INST] RATE CUTS
[INST] I thought about it, and I decided not to after I went to TGT last night. TGT has a few new luxury cosmetics, and they were sold out of a lot, and there were only a few products left on the shelves on a Tuesday the day after Cyber Monday. Becky is now getting her luxury cosmetics at Target instead of making a separate stop. [/INST] That's some tasty DD there. Maybe just one call....
[INST] Bought puts at open, sold a hour or two in for double, bought calls and sold the calls by EOD for another 40% [/INST] show me the way bruddha
[INST] I mean the bailouts happened in 2008, or whatever, so.... [/INST] [You mean the loans that were given to the banks and paid back with interest?](https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/) Not the same.
[INST] Dude, Roku has 0 fundamental reason to be above $40/share. You’re mocking someone who seems to understand as you’re riding FOMO up. Make no mistake the big boys are unloading shares at these prices to retail. [/INST] retail isn't the reason this shit rises back every time it hits low levels like 135. The shit was range bound from 150-160 for weeks. big boys unloaded shares at 160+, but the rise from every massive dip isn't just retards from retail buying. This pos is manipulated to make max profit for the big boys, you just have to play the right direction before they make the moves.
[INST] It's only insider info if it was the right move...also jobs numbers bad maybe it wasn't a good move at all sell at open [/INST] So put at open? Sweet, my first insider info. Thanks
[INST] He actually tells that story as a way of trolling people. Many salespeople have waited for him at McDonalds for days at a time and he never shows up. [/INST] You honestly think he wastes 20 minutes a day going to MCD? He can send someone on a private jet to every fucking MCD location in the world. You don't think he has an assistant or something he can send down the road?
[INST] Some people are actually into fitness unlike the internet trolls here and would actually see an exercise bike as an advancement in their hobby and not some passive aggressive statement. Also some women can buy their own $3000 bikes and don't need a husband. It's crazy these days! [/INST] That may be, but we're talking about getting a Peloton for Christmas. Unless someone specifically asks for one, you'd be retarded to get it for someone.
[INST] Macron is like 5'2'' and Trudeau is an obvious twink. I promise you wouldn't take them serious either. [/INST] Found the uglo jealous of Trudeau's good looks.
[INST] Indians bois! [/INST] South indians....
[INST] According to this sub, he's the definitive voice on anything trade deal related. Pretty annoying. The Chinese Jim Cramer [/INST] This guy knows absolutely nothing and is nothing but a tabloid reporter, yet people here believe everything he says
[INST] If any of you know how to go back in time 5 or 6 years I think I'm transferring universities to wherever this guy went. [/INST] They were the dinner chairs at the alpha phi house at my school
[INST] 😏 [/INST] Your flair entertains me because Margarine basically is shortening
[INST] I really like everything about this post and I am definitely tempted to either go all in for next earnings or at least buy a couple of calls. But, by marketing exclusively towards skinny people, aren't you essentially ignoring 85% of Americans? Are there still enough skinny people? [/INST] Skinny people have money. Fat people are poor fucks.
[INST] Where did you get that overnight bag? [/INST] John Paul Gotea
[INST] I'm fat because food is delicious [/INST] hear, hear
[INST] You act like this is a normal occurrence, something encouraged and official like in China rather than .1% of the prison population occurrence from years ago, and STILL, you would take this over daily rapes malnutrition, torture, and organ harvesting? You are clearly not arguing in good faith, go away troll. [/INST] From years ago?? This is 2016!! This does happen every single day to minorities!! You are living in a dream world
[INST] Buying at open is gambling on steroids. It literally can go anywhere. [/INST] Sad thing is most of the movement is first half hour and I refuse to buy and hold spy shit overnight cuz of trump . But yeah I'm gambling lol I'll prob wait to see given this fade
[INST] He is right [/INST] I got my glock in the rari
[INST] Fucking autistic, its not even Dec 15 yet. We'll probably get another move or two like this but the real selloff won't happen until Dec 15 when tariffs go into place. If they do buy as many puts as you can afford, set a limit sell for 1000%, and go on vacation for a week. [/INST] Of course there's more down potential the closer we get to that date, just saying we're not going to see 3000 by friday as some seem to think (or wish)
[INST] Please point on the doll where he touches you. [/INST] He grabbed me right by the MU.
[INST] Shit. How about a Subscription Service for Sex? It'd do well until SexSocialism (Universal Basic Pussy) [/INST] Universal Basic Pussy already exists, $SBUX, $ULTA, etc.
[INST] Wait a minute... you’re the GUH guy! Okay so let me know what you do and I’ll do the opposite. [/INST] How can you do the opposite? Are you going to sell apps on a board game? Or buy apps on a board game?
[INST] How do you snort an 11 year old girl up your nose? [/INST] Well she's already ash
[INST] On the fifth day of piss fits the moron gave to me FIIIIIIIIVE BAD HOMBREEEEEEEEEEES [/INST] On the sixth day of piss fits the moron gave to me, 6 GOOS puts
[INST] Look what you did! [/INST] Calm down.. one day up isn’t gonna kill you.. my stuff doesn’t expire till end of January
[INST] Slutty coconut [/INST] Daddy
[INST] All nighter? 😎👌🏻😈 [/INST] yeah dude, shit's real difficult
[INST] The source literally just says “people.” Bloomberg not even trying to sound legitimate anymore. [/INST] Where have you been the last several years? There is no such thing as sources any more. Most articles are written by bots, and the few that aren't are written by 22 year old unpaid interns. No one has real sources.
[INST] Going to 275, 260 is safe range [/INST] Please I been bag holding hundreds of shares at 230s🤤
[INST] Up 48% from December 2018 lows bro. Hold something more volatile like shop or Roku if you want more risky action [/INST] I know it will pay off. But is frustrating seeing it go down on whatI’ve seen are just good news. Is like it will keep going down until subs are released again, no matter any other good news
[INST] Yes if you’re into pump n dumps [/INST] There's this California energy company you might be into then...
[INST] Selling puts is bullish. [/INST] Yes I know
[INST] the point is that whatever he said yesterday doesn't reflect the state of negotiations. so whatever the market reaction we had to what he said yesterday should be reversed [/INST] Oh yes I agree
[INST] You stole my 1st place... [/INST] Ha, don’t worry, I’m down to 34 already!
[INST] Are you forgetting Monday already? [/INST] Yep.
[INST] dude, how did you know? [/INST] Rain Man level autism
[INST] I literally gave you footage of 6 cops beating and choking a black man tied to a chair from 2016. That’s 3 years ago. I can bring up a dozen more police brutality footage. Show me footage of China’s abuse and brutality. [/INST] Yes you showed me one example from 3 years ago, of no organ harvesting rape, or brutal bloody torture ofalnurished innocent civilians. I'm waiting for the example of all these things you say is going on here daily. Which one of these things I've mentioned are you denying is going on in China? I think you've basically made my point here about you if this is the narrative you're going for, denying the existence of the Chinese concentration camps.
[INST] >Some WeWork employees believe working for the company has hurt their careers In my city, retards can still get work in recycling depots. It's like a half charity thing. [/INST] They should just open a RH account and get on this sub. Won't have to worry about shit like a career.
[INST] Same with Shop that shit mooning. [/INST] yeah wtf. shop raping my strangles.
[INST] No, I mean if you see a gain, take it. Last time they were up 5% before the conference call started, and then down 4% five minutes into it. [/INST] Yeah I understand, thanks.
[INST] Don’t start with this type of shit, man. [/INST] The term 'person' is, ironically, depersonalizing, and insulting. It's like referring to me as a mammal. Technically correct, but implicitly wrong. When defining sets, use the most specific superset to do so, not the most general one.
[INST] They have a $20 tier for people who don’t want live classes. [/INST] So what's the $20 subscription for if not the live classes?
[INST] I’m not going to fault such an Alpha move on a trash company. Guy got paid for a business plan a high schooler could create. [/INST] Fun fact, their IT infrastructure was [literally built out by a high schooler.](http://techilabs.com/wework-needs-a-big-expensive-it-upgrade-business-insider/6803/)
[INST] Inverse this for tendies [/INST] Company where you pay to not go get board games.
[INST] You’re smart my boy [/INST] Printing tendies my friend
[INST] but what does standard deviation have to do w/ that? it's the fake news that's moving the markets not math. [/INST] Its a statistics thing, with the idea being that stock revert to the mean, kinda like gravity. But algos adhere to std pretty hard, they have incredibly rejections and bounces when they cross over them. Im guessing algos are put into a 'different', more sensitive mode when they cross them.
[INST] You didn’t read it did you... [/INST] my attention span is two sentences.
[INST] Calls or puts? [/INST] Stock lol
[INST] what? [/INST] Ah, a famous line by Walt jr. A fine reference to the show. I would've also accepted 'whuhuhwhuhwat?'
[INST] Yes, now is the time. Chant with us: A ka dua Tuf ur biu Bi aa chefu Dudu ner af an nuteru [/INST] for those who don't speak autism here's the translation: $SPY to the moon you fucking tards
[INST] That's why I appreciate even the most retarded users like /u/love2fuckbearasshoe because he's always here posting even when shit is against him. [/INST] 💪💪💪😏😏🍆 Sir I’m put my pants on one leg at a time like everyone else
[INST] How are these calls looking now?) [/INST] I ended up closing my position an hour after opening it because this shit economy is so unpredictable. It would have been a nice 100% gain overnight. I'm taking a break from options for this month to focus on school.
[INST] I think this is the part where you don’t believe the story [/INST] [I mean ok](https://www.wsj.com/articles/mike-meru-has-1-million-in-student-loans-how-did-that-happen-1527252975?reflink=share_mobilewebshare)