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[INST] I'm thinking DG puts dltr tree ate ass and while the two aren't really correlated dollar stores tend to eat ass when the economy is stronk [/INST] I'm hoping DG does what LOW did instead of what HD did during earnings. I took a big hit on DLTR. Funny thing was last quarter earnings they said the China impact wasn't that bad and their stock mooned. This time they blame China and their stock floors. Go figure.
[INST] Legit, talk to a CPA. I messed up on some corporate taxes because I was running things through a C-Corp like an idiot and he took what was going to be $30,000 in taxes plus like $20,000 in fines into just $15,000 in taxes and fines combined. [/INST] Classy.
[INST] In all seriousness, I think you're understanding this wrong. Any of these 2018 losses have been carried over and applied to the cost basis of your wash sale shares. So if you made exactly all of your losses back on these shares in 2019 and sold them, then your realized gains would be $0. I'm not an accountant though. [/INST] Do you understand what a wash sale is? That’s where he fucked up. It’s a shit tax law, but still a law
[INST] what do you call the opposite of stockholm syndrome? [/INST] Sadism?
[INST] Yeah it’s just a bitch on your taxes because every year you gotta reference previous tax filings It’s an interesting premise because it basically incentivizes you to make gains in long run because you’re leaving money on the table Whether that’s real estate, stocks/options, or anything else [/INST] Here's a question for you. Let's say after he sold in 2018, instead of re-buying within 30 days and triggering a wash sale, he instead immediately bought ITM call options on the same number of shares expiring more than 30 days out so that he doesn't own the shares until after the wash sale period. How does that affect his taxes? My guess is it's probably technically a wash sale, but the broker won't automatically count it as one. But I dunno.
[INST] Oh, yes le 'ol **just time the market** strategy! [/INST] Uh, this is wallstreetbets not personal finance. Downvote the responsible post and upvote the spurious ones
[INST] I’m 19 and I feel bad for losing $600 [/INST] Damn, I'm 20. I was only like you yet, look how far I've fallen.
[INST] Hahahah, hopefully you're not broke by year end. [/INST] Arwr $100 by year end ;)
[INST] Except that's not true. All candidates have jumped on the China is the bad guy because the middle class of America was exported overseas. And since Chinas gdp is dropping. Strategically no new president would attempt to stop China's downfall. This is why China is slowly coming to the realization. The US foreign policy isnt dictated solely on one individual. It is a strategy that is embraced as a super power attempts to suppress another. [/INST] > since Chinas gdp is dropping. Ummm, you meant to say the rate of growth has slowed; thier GDP is only growing at 5% per year. (their slowest growth rate in 45 years)
[INST] They were making options puns and you didn’t understand. [/INST] Wtf is an option??
[INST] Fuck that sub Very few trade on fundamentals I see shit like “EUR/GBP setting up for a nice naked choke hold. Based on Boris Johnson’s hair I think we’re looking at a nice 69420 retractment on the Fibonacci scale. Thoughts?” Like shut the fuck up just start a fake forex trader instagram. That’s more profitable than this shit [/INST] fibonaccis makes me so angry like yeah they show up in nature sometimes cool but we’re talking complex economic systems not a fuckin conch shell
[INST] this is the greatest stock of all time buy the dip forever [/INST] Autism aside, what's your guess, are they digging themselves out of that -9%, or not?
[INST] Yeah? Ok. RH wouldn't let me fill anyhow. Price kept jumping wildly. Thanks [/INST] Well the 245p 12/06 got executed somehow. So I guess I bought a lottery ticket. 0.45 per contract
[INST] And your trust in thr collective lead you into trading without a full understanding and now you owe $100k. Bunch of logic there... [/INST] *led
[INST] there's a video circulating of him calling trump voters racist & he said he knows how black people feel because hes gay (he came out AFTER becoming mayor) idk bro seems more like hes losing whatever momentum he had [/INST] well he's not according to polling data, keep talking out of your ass tho
[INST] and got promoted for that? [/INST] He’s talking about Larry, not Sundar
[INST] on the fourth day of piss fits the moron gave to me four TSLA calls [/INST] On the fifth day of piss fits the moron gave to me FIIIIIIIIVE BAD HOMBREEEEEEEEEEES
[INST] Seems like itd be legal technically [/INST] What? No. Not at all.
[INST] Decided not to. I'm sure I'll wake up tomorrow and hate that I didn't. I got some Pepsi puts. Seems to be some unusual options activity in Pepsi so I decided to chance it [/INST] Chart looks good for a put. Any tips on finding unusual activity for an autist starting out in options
[INST] Only the guy who made the efficient market hypothesis, basically the guy who invented the idea of stock price already reflecting all available information. The idea of “priced in” is perhaps his baby. [/INST] I'm not buying it. That's some shit you'd come up with if you took acid and went on some random walk.
[INST] How far out are your calls?? [/INST] December gonna roll out after next rebound to March but im hoping for 80 by dec20
[INST] Is this real, I’ll jizz [/INST] Squirt squirt motherfucka https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/news/china/politics/article/3040466/us-house-passes-uygur-law-demanding-sanctions-china-over-human
[INST] This fucking guy [/INST] wait just so u know we're on the same side. $BECKY should get her $PTON, it doesn't matter who pays for it. long $PTON
[INST] I'd say 12/13 because if the data is bad, the extra week gives room for downgrades from analysts. But I'd keep in mind the tradeoff in premium price [/INST] All good points thx
[INST] Ah okay got it thanks. Let me know how it goes bro lol I’m curious, and good luck. [/INST] If the market crashes, I'll probably lose on other positions so it's more of a hedge. If you want to bet the other side, grab some SSO (2x S&P) or UPRO (3x S&P). Just be careful about holding leveraged ETFs overnight for extended periods. The 2x & 3x is only per day. They drift over multiple days due to some kinda jewish math. Compounding returns or some shit.
[INST] Save it for the courtroom, Jack.. [/INST] Does this mean your in?
[INST] Lmaooo I’ve been deep in March 30 VXX, so far down 25% [/INST] Unlike with stocks, when volatility rises, Vega will be your friend.. at least theta gang ain’t ass raping you though with time
[INST] Pajama bottom traders are playing with it.. wait till we get the open tomorrow [/INST] Hopefully. I bought 314 12/13 puts right before Thanksgiving. So close to a 10 banger this morning. Futures are still going up. I'm blaming you if it opens green.
[INST] Why do you get audited on a regular basis? Isn't it statistically pretty rare to ever get audited? [/INST] He requests it every year
[INST] 7 billion dollar buy program activated right before the close, I wouldn't wanna be short rn [/INST] What you talkin bout Willis?? Seriously though what did I miss?
[INST] if you cant do it for free then its not worth it [/INST] These ladies be thinking they entitled to an orgasm, ikr
[INST] Do clvs puts. It already fell so much today and premium is incredibly high 650$ for 17$ puts or you can do [/INST] I don't know anything about this company. I don't wanna end up bag holding a $5 bio stock at $17 per share. Seems it dropped from one Motley article and went down over 30% including after hours, crazy. You didn't finish your sentence at the end lol, or I can do what?
[INST] !!! [/INST] Q: But they said goog was going to 1500 and it dipped today” A:
[INST] I'm not buying it. That's some shit you'd come up with if you took acid and went on some random walk. [/INST] Looks like we got a secret quant in the mix mr stochastic process. Def not made up. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene\_Fama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Fama)
[INST] not much upside to costco right now after the last couple of months. roll that into OTM PTON C 3/2020 like a man [/INST] They had their China opening and will report monster numbers from that. And they will beat earnings.
[INST] Jesus christ. This is brilliant. It would be a functioning black hole in the market. [/INST] I must be an true autist because this made me laugh much too hard.
[INST] BER GANG [/INST] Ber r fuk
[INST] Dynamics is owned by CRM now? WHAT!? Please respond ASAP. I thought it was MSFT [/INST] You're autistic, dynamics is still MS
[INST] u have until they are about to announce rate cuts again [/INST] I'm like 0/3 on the past meetings. Definitely sitting this one out.
[INST] RemindMe! To send you money when we aren’t in an all time high bull market [/INST] Thicc
[INST] Try reading the headline [/INST] You do know that Google and alphabet are different companies right? Headline doesn't specify, but body of articles does
[INST] Exactly. I'm just standing on the side lines like... wtf are you retards doing. It's like saying 'Ha! Cheat code! I owe you a million dollars now! Trolled'. like tf [/INST] If you owe the bank $10,000 you are screwed. If you owe the bank $1,000,000 the bank is screwed.
[INST] It is a good time to short forward but timing is very important too. [/INST] the time we spent above 309 today would've been the optimal time. Either at noonish or at the close. I don't think we'll open positive tomorrow but thats just my opinion.
[INST] [That chick's eyes](https://imgur.com/a/iaOhOxv) reminds me of the ['it says here' guy's eyes](https://imgur.com/gallery/N7FA1wG). [/INST] his name is harold
[INST] Such wholesomeness. WSB just has the best autistic degenerates, let me tell you. [/INST] let ME tell you.
[INST] Hyperbole. Point is, he was not a great businessman. His companies floundered under his leadership. He was a technologist and innovator. I mean look at NeXT. Also a shit business. Innovative products though. [/INST] He succeeded in building a cult like following which now has more liquid cash that the US government. I think he did something right.
[INST] Google's cult following was never centered around CEOs. It from great, free software that displaced or prevented monopolies. Most Android or Google Apps users probably couldn't even name their CEO. They're nowhere near as famous as Jobs, Gates, or even Tim Apple. [/INST] And there's Facebook out there whose CEO reputation is a liability lmao
[INST] >protect Muslims from the Chinese well...Chinese said those Muslims are bad hombres [/INST] username checks out
[INST] Wtf is an option?? [/INST] We don't know either but apparently it's how we get free money.
[INST] I got a few tendies I could fight the case [/INST] Got 99 problems and a glitch ain't one
[INST] Maybe but I thought that was just the free cash /u/hyre had and he had more positions non liquid [/INST] Oh definitely. This guy has a near million dollar portfolio from what I’ve seen. He does these gambles in a meme account. He is probably a boomer, but is woke.
[INST] well he's not according to polling data, keep talking out of your ass tho [/INST] only retards believe polling data so yuh i'll keep disagreeing with the retard, no worries
[INST] This baby yoda is. Hurry you must. Buy the gift cards you will. Fuck you the IRS won’t. [/INST] This is the way.
[INST] Wrong. His best bet is to max out all of his margin on DEC4 SPY puts first thing tomorrow morning. [/INST] You can't lose!
[INST] why actually kill himself when he can just fake it [/INST] Something something Epstein
[INST] wayyyyyyyyyy too late for that [/INST] So that guy said you had big balls, you told him it was an accident and then continued to hold. You know you really do have big balls now right?
[INST] same with Microsoft and AMD. Satya and Sue bae absolutely killng it [/INST] Indians bois!
[INST] # (one) hasn't lived (until) (redirected from *you haven't lived until*) ## (one) hasn't lived (until) Has not experienced something particularly enjoyable or exciting (that the speaker is currently talking about).*If* *you've* *never* *had* *caviar,* *then* *you* *haven't* *lived!You* *haven't* *lived* *until* *you've* *been* *to* *Paris—it's* *heaven.* [/INST] I literally have no idea how to read this comment
[INST] Your reports/predictions been losing me money man... [/INST] Me too man. I have people telling me they're making money off my stuff and I'm here rubbing pennies together. I have a positive record so if you limit your position and make smaller bets in equal size you are bound to make money. CRM rip
[INST] Chart looks good for a put. Any tips on finding unusual activity for an autist starting out in options [/INST] Look at barchart.com. they'll have them listed there
[INST] I still think DG is going to do well but it might be worth sitting it out. Might pick up a 165 Jan or Feb call before earnings for the lulz. [/INST] Not much volume on the DG, even later in dec.. Still wanting to pick up some calls tho
[INST] Algos are TA practitioners [/INST] You are what you eat
[INST] The straw's sucking the bottom of the milkshake as far as job numbers are concerned. I don't know how many willing and employable people are still out there that don't already have jobs at this point. I wouldn't expect too much upside surprise from these numbers. [/INST] Crackhead homeless
[INST] Ive been watching this post and the stock for 3 days, this smells funny. [/INST] Smells funny how?
[INST] Trump was just talking BS to get the Chinese to squirm, they cant take the trade war much longer. I bet they come to some kind of a short term deal and dont go through with the Dec 15th tariffs. $SPY hits a new ATH by the end of the year. Possibly $320. [/INST] Exactly. China can probably take it longer BUT they really don't want to. They have their own internal issues going on. China is getting beat up on the world stage (about time) for multiple reasons so they need a win with the big dick Americans for Xi to get some Chinese pussy.
[INST] I’m glad I sold my puts at the bottom. I was debating into holding them until $37 [/INST] sold in the morning then bought back EOD. we dump again tomorrow!
[INST] Hey that’s why I pay the minimum on mine. It’s a hedge against trump losing 2020 [/INST] This is the kind of thing that sounds smart but makes you look like a loser to everyone you tell.
[INST] If this was legitimate why wouldn’t institutions simply set up machine-learning bots to automate the fit-analysis millions of times faster than a human could do? [/INST] High frequency trading is a thing, but it does not rely on TA, because TA is bullshit. They are mostly highly efficient market makers. Actual movement in stocks is either related to market sentiment, news, inside info, etc. or can also be just some institution deciding to buy or dump for unrelated reasons. Not something that squiggly lines have any chances of predicting. Actual working quantitative strategies like those of RenTec don't rely on short term trading.
[INST] Look at the like to dislike ratio on the video, fucking LOL. The purple haired land whales are TrIGgeREd [/INST] Wtf are they mad about? The ad is retarded though lol
[INST] From best to worst: Ethernet > MOCA adapter > WiFi Like what’s your speed and ping where your gaming rig is [/INST] Not sure of speed or ping as I’m not home right now but just playing on my ps4. Probably just look into getting an Ethernet cord. Thanks!
[INST] Been busy with work. They’re also freezing hiring, asking us to work overtime (no pay tho cause salaried), and they’re cutting salaries staff pay so... not really loving life right now. [/INST] Losing money day and night... Bummer. I always jumped ship when my employers did that. Best of luck, mate.
[INST] seriously, can you believe this fuck [/INST] Ridiculous
[INST] why january? [/INST] Dec 20 probably good also. Gives time for it to tank. I just stopped playing short term calls unless minimal $ so usually try to give myself 1 m or more so time decay doesn’t murder me but I bet Dec 20 puts print too
[INST] Why [/INST] Alzheimer’s data coming out Thursday. Could go up or down 🤷🏻‍♀️
[INST] Indeed it was. SEC let me know when you get extradition treaties with iran for dual nationals lol. [/INST] I heard the US has other things for that. Anyway i dont want wsb to lose their edge. What if RH removes their popular tags before my vaccines are up to date?
[INST] Trade deal is priced in, continued tariffs are not. [/INST] When you say continued tarrifs do the Dec 15 tarrifs count ?
[INST] As opposed to Arnold Palmer gambling? [/INST] Negative. It’s like Tiger Woods gambling - complete with his hookers and blow.
[INST] Once Senate passes it, it will price in [/INST] Read the article. Senate already passed a similar bill. They're highly likely to pass this newer, slightly harsher version.
[INST] It was a joke to a reply not whatever you're talkin about [/INST] I'll have to get back to you after I finish my BYND burger.
[INST] If anyone has the winning lottery numbers for next Friday, I will take those as well. [/INST] It's MU. With China poo poohing, it's always MU.
[INST] Sat here for 60 seconds trying to think of Tim Apple's real last name. Couldn't remember it. That fucker will go down in history as Tim Apple. [/INST] Tim. Tim tim tim tim, Tim. Tim? Timmy? Fuck you. Tim.
[INST] fibonaccis makes me so angry like yeah they show up in nature sometimes cool but we’re talking complex economic systems not a fuckin conch shell [/INST] This is so good for a joke post and so bad for a real comment its amazing
[INST] Next time don't make bets without being fully educated. [/INST] I wasn’t fully educated on $SPY and I made waaaay more than I’ll lose from this 🤣🤣
[INST] Computer programming [/INST] Hey how do you do your taxes? I use Turboxtax for stocks and so far it’s ok.. but last year it was confusing as hell.
[INST] What could possibly go wrong!? [/INST] It literally cannot go tits up.
[INST] Nice [/INST] Might be nice. Have January 155 calls. Mouse has taken a beating.
[INST] 10MM bet, I'm thinking about buying a couple of the same contracts. Can somebody smarter then me explain why a smart person might be making that play? [/INST] The vaccines
[INST] I've never met a socialist who wasn't a loser. [/INST] I am a loser but have lots of sex with my hot girlfriend and do lots of drugs, so
[INST] Nah, I'll lurk for it. [/INST] My ears are ringing.
[INST] I'm in Dallas and I know tons of guys, even a few gals. [/INST] But what about the “shims”? Call Pat, he will straighten you out.
[INST] Docusign is a company that will no longer exist in another couple years. [/INST] Okay but it’ll exist till the 5th of this month right?
[INST] Got 99 problems and a glitch ain't one [/INST] Damn
[INST] Mother fucker I'm his CPA or what ever, slap that shit in here homo. BSB 084-761 ACC 4677833 [/INST] I think only Australia uses BSB, frendo.
[INST] Options are not stocks. I hope this is satire, if not, punch whoever told you stocks are free money, then punch yourself for being retarded and thinking options behaved like the underlying stocks. [/INST] This is shit. Always go full retard.
[INST] I feel like a time who makes more than $8hr can afford better food. [/INST] I can afford better than Taco Bell but I still stuff my fat ass with it.
[INST] Nah, its just from a diet that consists of 100% MCD tendies [/INST] Max preservatives! Extra beef hormones!
[INST] Unlike with stocks, when volatility rises, Vega will be your friend.. at least theta gang ain’t ass raping you though with time [/INST] IV is at 93 percentile rn according to my IV calculator on TOS. Not much higher it can go really.
[INST] Yes, but it's not a final FDA answer. so it may end in just a little fart instead of diarrhea galore. [/INST] Fair though if it’s just quality of life I think it will lose hype
[INST] > Rebeccahs shop at Walmart. Usually have a stretched out tattoo and wear a shirt that fit them 6 sizes ago. I can fap to this. Sounds like my cousin who is currently residing in a Florida county lockup. [/INST] You.... can fap to your cousin? You do you I guess.... Roll Tide
[INST] I just run in circles until I pass out, personally [/INST] Burpees until you puke is a great workout.