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[INST] fuck me I legit just waited 30s for this ‘gif’ to load [/INST] i kept clicking it like a retard
[INST] TLDR: you can’t dick down interns anymore [/INST] I thought you were shitposting but no thats pretty much it huh
[INST] How much does he make? Just the interest on that loan is probably 4,000-5,000 per month [/INST] He makes around $250k-$300k
[INST] “aS sOmE wOuLd cAlL...” [/INST] 'A sOuRcE fAmIlIaR wItH tHe MaTtEr'
[INST] Really? Yikes. Imagine being a Bloomberg reporter.. That’s basically insider trading. [/INST] And to cap it off, your boss is running for President of the United States.
[INST] Same experience when I was in France for a few months 2 yrs ago. It's ridiculous how high their unemployment is. [/INST] Isn't their excuse 'Americans are obsessed with work'?
[INST] Double yep yep [/INST] Triple yep yep yep
[INST] yep, they'd burn down PTON headquarters [/INST] Why, is that where the french fries are hidden?
[INST] Not really hes hot decent support. Especially in rural america. Even more so among farmers and the metals industry [/INST] >Even more so among farmers and the metals industry well, he's literally giving them free money. those hypocrites are ok with welfare as long as its for them.
[INST] And if you don't wanna be rich, at least just stop being poor. [/INST] I hate it when poors complain about how hard they have it. So why be poor then
[INST] Probably because both stocks are or will collapse? [/INST] I don't disagree. Might as well ride the lightning while she's rolling though
[INST] Something tells me that’s the reason you’ve done a lot of things in your life. Oh, and my divorce is almost finalized. [/INST] he said wife here and then in a comment above for gf. suspicious as fuck, OP confirmed virgin and gay. EDIT: also inverse OP calls all the way
[INST] Yikes [/INST] Facts *
[INST] to be fair, one is reporting market activity today and the other is a potential outlook. [/INST] I guess it's a bit like the watching the weather forecast...does anyone make $RAIN puts?
[INST] r/woosh [/INST] I miss the exaggerated woosh memes
[INST] Why are you so surprised? Shop was bullish since yesterday. [/INST] Lol. I mean 5% in a day is pretty surprising.
[INST] I was on the fence about SPY since it is an ETF itself, but if you were curious it was mentioned 83k times. [/INST] what about $MU edit: oops im retarded and blind
[INST] As any retard in here would... buy the dip [/INST] not real sure what you mean
[INST] That volume though [/INST] Okay, but what’s to say it’s not overdone?
[INST] I have lost so much money trying to understand that stonk... great Black Friday. Great cyber Monday. Great AWS conference. Economy recovering. Amazon lags spy. [/INST] I’m all in on 12/20 1850 calls so I’m right there with you bud
[INST] Too soon, but strong hands will prevail, buy more later. [/INST] tell me about it - already down 5K
[INST] Lol. US ranks around 13th. Yeah, Europe doesn't deal with crushing debt at all. Lol [/INST] Uhhh....what?
[INST] u/scroogemcdub whats up with our boy ATRS? [/INST] My bad homie. Missed the presentation, family emergency. Haven’t slept yet but I’m gonna listen to it at work. Doesn’t look like they said much of anything so sell off probably just people playing that conference. Still expecting 10% minimum month over month until new news and ER. My days all thrown outta whack, I’m gonna do some more digging later. See when the next possible dates may be
[INST] You can buy some on Etsy. [/INST] That doesn’t help Disney stock.
[INST] >Even more so among farmers and the metals industry well, he's literally giving them free money. those hypocrites are ok with welfare as long as its for them. [/INST] Previous administrations closed down their factories and sent their jobs away.
[INST] Tomorrow? Friday? Next week? Willing to bet a few thousand it’ll go well below $350 by 12/13. [/INST] yeah, it's going down down down. it's being manipulated. most retail investors can only afford a few SHOPs at best. darn things not cheap.
[INST] I literally have no idea how to read this comment [/INST] Downvotes it is
[INST] Check bio gen that bitch soared [/INST] I just made 20% on some puts on biib I think short term it drops
[INST] My favorite example of you idiots being wrong about this is how well Captain Marvel did. The foolish anti-sjw crowd kept repeating the same 'go woke go broke' nonsense and that film CRUSHED it. Beautiful to witness [/INST] What was woke about Captain Marvel? That character is 50 years old, and they cast a hot blonde white woman to play her. Lets rewrite the character to make her a fat Islamic illegal immigrant lesbian and see how well Captain Marvel 2 does.
[INST] How can you do the opposite? Are you going to sell apps on a board game? Or buy apps on a board game? [/INST] Make bets the company will fail either in Vegas or if it gets an IPO, on wallstreet.
[INST] Oh fuck off. We could sit here and debate all day specific circumstances. “He should’ve asked if she wanted one” “did he ask her” “maybe she wanted something else” Give me a break, It’s a goddamn commercial. [/INST] It’s a fucking stupid commercial though.... no one wants a workout bike for Christmas. No one wants to receive a gift like that from someone else period doesn’t matter what time of year, if you want one you’d buy it for yourself. You can fuck off, commercials should make sense and they completely missed it. I don’t care about the sex of the people receiving it, it’s not a good gift. I’d like to not have to watch stupid af commercials
[INST] The problem with Greg Gutfeld is that even when he has a funny line it's ruined because you had to watch Greg Gutfeld deliver it. [/INST] Say what you will about the little lesbian but he has some succinct monologues.
[INST] I’m joking. If you find a flaw in a company, expose it, and benefit off the market confidence in the company plummeting, I think it’s legal. [/INST] It is absolutely legal. 'Market manipulation' would have to affect multiple companies/order flow, at least according to any reasonable judge. Note: federal judges are regularly bribed/idiotic
[INST] You can't cancel because by saving $39 you're admitting to losing $3000 on the bike. As long as you keep spending the $39 you can still tell yourself you didn't waste all that money. [/INST] Mother of God.
[INST] They will promote him from the drive thru to cashier. Not sure what will happen to l2fmw once his position gets filled. [/INST] My dream job
[INST] They were the dinner chairs at the alpha phi house at my school [/INST] Damn, if your school’s alpha phi was anywhere near as fine as my alma mater’s alpha phi... that dvd would have sold out in a second
[INST] Except that's not how executive stock options work. Have any of you tards ever worked at a company that offered stock options? I can't be the only one. [/INST] imagine taking anything you read on wsb seriously
[INST] Need that Moral Hazard! [/INST] I'm a walking morale hazard.
[INST] That may be, but we're talking about getting a Peloton for Christmas. Unless someone specifically asks for one, you'd be retarded to get it for someone. [/INST] Gotta frame it as a “i got it for both of us”
[INST] Nigga bike classes won’t get you that nice ass. Get her to go to the gym and lift weights. [/INST] Kettle bells and squats
[INST] yup, I think people underestimate how much money a lot of people have and willing to make this a purchase, just because. However, I'm still not a buyer of the stock. [/INST] Yep. There are a lot of housewives with disposable income who live in the country and don't have regular access to a class. And there are also lots of career-women who are working 50 hours per week and can't make it to the gym at 8:30AM or 5PM everyday when they have classes. Instead, Peloton gives them the ability to do it at 6am or 8pm. I personally would just go to a spin class, but that's not always realistic for someone who works 50+ hours.
[INST] protein and parmesean cheese [/INST] Wolf Brand Chilli
[INST] ? I just bought puts if I bought it a day ago I'd already be down like 20% lol [/INST] I’m a retard who can’t read lmao
[INST] He also made a make-a-wish visit with my little cousin, he even brought blow to share with him, brought a tear to my eye [/INST] Congratulations to your cousin on his recent purchase of weed penny stocks.
[INST] I love PTON. Buying calls and selling before the expiration. So much short interest that it’s not even funny when they get squeezed by Beckys thighs [/INST] wow 63.29% short interest. Ripe for a short squeeze when this thing bottoms which should be soon. The problem is, it'll probably be a v bottom which is hard to catch
[INST] IV is actually insanely low, which seems weird for an Earnings week. [/INST] It was announced that its getting bought for $135 per share...that kind of eliminates the volatility.
[INST] Right it doesn't want to go below 105 but doesn't want to go up either lol. I have 10 106c 12/13 [/INST] Exactly fuck PYPL i hope cash app runs them out of business
[INST] wait wait...can we start a gofundme? [/INST] I'd actually give like $10
[INST] I got my glock in the rari [/INST] 17 shots no .38
[INST] Company where you pay to not go get board games. [/INST] In a way that's every company ever.
[INST] its $BECKY you fucking tardus maximus [/INST] show me one five letter ticker on NYSE butt puppet
[INST] WTF are you babbling about? Did you shove Meth up your bum? [/INST] Just added
[INST] Thanks a lot but not really. It was on a web page. Something really straightforward and graphical. Stock quotes on a horizontal scale placed relative to their risk level compared to each other. You can also place an index quote as a point of reference... [/INST] >Stock quotes on a horizontal scale placed relative to their risk level compared to each other [https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/fund-screener](https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/fund-screener)
[INST] They posted $200mil revenue this quarter, up 101% YOY. [/INST] God help them
[INST] Poor attempt at trying to be funny. 2/10, extremely unoriginal. Try again nerd. [/INST] Should I try one of those 'I'll tell you guys my trade and just inverse me' posts that gets upvoted every week?
[INST] >tieland Let's go [/INST] We out
[INST] Next to coatrea [/INST] Some people think the Canary islands are named after the bird, but it’s actually the Canine(K9).
[INST] roughly 22K per unit. The 4% Amazon holding makes up a huge chunk of this cost. If you're willing to sacrifice some fidelity you can cut this in half, but you need to make choices about what to do with the odd% stocks (which 3%'s get turned in to 2 or 1). If you *really* wanted to do it and didn't want to throw 20K at it you'd want a platform that supports fractional shares. [/INST] Thanks for the math. Probably better to do it by cost weight though and fractional shares. Love the concept though
[INST] ... [/INST] I don’t even remember yesterday omg
[INST] I actually fucked up a little, I took some 320 & 330 calls Friday, sold off around 333 yesterday morning and bought back in on some 332 calls on a dip and held until today. I missed out on around an extra 5k by pussing out yesterday but I was in damage control. [/INST] I sure you know but profit is profit. Well done.
[INST] And i finally listened to him, and it's hurting. I'm just wondering what he thinks, i'm not blaming the guy because i'm autistic. [/INST] Hold, hoping for 73 by next week
[INST] Autism aside, what's your guess, are they digging themselves out of that -9%, or not? [/INST] absolutely. people who are actually buying peloton bikes dont give two shakes of a flaccid dick about that commercial. it's like thinking someone who's buying Louie V suddenly wouldn't if they released a bad advert. it's retarded, but i expect nothing less from this everyone here
[INST] $3000 is a lot of $LULU yoga pants, why the fuck would you buy a bike? [/INST] Exactly. Never short $BECKY
[INST] again wtf do I care about a small company ziop I want that dell fuckers biggest holding not his small shit If that was the cash I would be in dell it self Think like a big dog ass wipe [/INST] It's one of his biggest holdings in one of his funds.. 'Think like a big dog ass wipe' That comment says a lot about the state of our capital markets right now.
[INST] Happened with me on AMRN too, and that baby has had the strength to recover, so I have faith! [/INST] Hope it recovers, happened to me on AMZN
[INST] >Yeah but ironically they actually end up working harder. A lot of them are on contract and at least the company I work with exploits it by dangling the carrot of a full time role to make then work long hours and manage insane workload. Then by the end of 2-3 years they're let go for flimsy reasons. wait. how come american is not exploit the fuck out of 'em commies? [/INST] Because Asia is much cheaper. These jobs are in Europe are mostly for selling in the local market. Any outsourcing goes to Poland at best in Europe.
[INST] You can get a lot more of the $10 or $15 calls than $2 [/INST] I can confirm, I bought a FUCK TON of these expiring September when the shares were $8. I love life
[INST] Strangles do seem like the right play with all of this volatility... [/INST] Strangles are only the right play when thai hookers are involved.
[INST] So I'm making money on fake news right now [/INST] Arguably, you’re making fake money on fake news.
[INST] I just saw that recently, it was horrifying and difficult to get through. I was sweating the entire time [/INST] LOL
[INST] lol ok [/INST] Unpopular Opinion: Microsoft product design is weak and makes clunky software.
[INST] How do you know about the short squeeze? ref? [/INST] Because institutions are paying a 109% premium just to short
[INST] I remember this too. I think it was around 2009-2010 when the Mission turned SUPER HIPSTER overnight and then it died lmao. [/INST] Dude if you’ve been around the Mission this long and were down in the dirtbag era, I bet dollars to donuts we probably have inevitably drank a beer together
[INST] I forgot to mention: a few weeks ago growth investment firm Baillee Gifford bought about 33% of the PTON float and I believe they are along term investors, so that should help with the share dynamics for a short squeeze. [/INST] You son of a bitch, I'm in.
[INST] [I got you, fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) [/INST] Wow it’s been years
[INST] Some of their workbooks are the best I've come across. They breakdown and explain financial reports with easy to understand details. I highly recommend them to anybody. But yeah, their product they deliver now is trash. [/INST] which workbooks specifically, got a link?
[INST] Yes CTNs company will IPO... Right... [/INST] I want to sell shares in my own self. Look up Publicly Traded Person. The emission curve could be 10% of the 49% of the shares every year. I'd have to keep 51% of the shares, obviously. Plus, I could buyback some shares down the line. Not to mention the possible dividend from my income. I'd be interesting to see the market capitalization of myself going up and down based on what I ate last night.
[INST] Looks like your back in business LOL [/INST] Recession over?
[INST] Why would Bloomberg be more likely to manipulate the market than Trump's bum boy? [/INST] Bloomberg's literal business is the stock market why the fuck would he not?
[INST] Let's all create fake profiles with hot chick photos and fabricate that challenge! [/INST] You’re onto something actually
[INST] What was woke about Captain Marvel? That character is 50 years old, and they cast a hot blonde white woman to play her. Lets rewrite the character to make her a fat Islamic illegal immigrant lesbian and see how well Captain Marvel 2 does. [/INST] Wait until the live action little mermaid flops with the black lady leading it then we going to say get woke go broke again.
[INST] Yeah looks like it was a bunch of shorts attacking on market weakness and the rumors that there was no buyout (lol rumors that previous rumors weren’t real on impending buyout) [/INST] They said themselves that they expect to be unprofitable for several years. Institutions are paying 109% premiums to short this turd.
[INST] There will be time. You might miss a couple points today, but this stock is going to rise through to its $20-30 valuation by EOY-- expect a buyout soon after EOY. (I've seen estimates between 1.5-2B = ~45/share) If you need ANY help with TD Ameritrade, call them. Best customer service, ever. [/INST] gonna have to buy some more today while its in the 11ish mark !
[INST] This is why people don't like vegans, fucking smug as hell like you know everything. Are you a fucking nutritional scientist running experiments and challenging the status quo? Or are you just a guy on the internet reading biased articles? I'll take my chances knowing that genetics plays a far larger part in my sexual virility than if I eat 3 servings of meat in a week. jfc get off your high horse [/INST] IIRC you started it by calling it torturE. i'd get off this high horse but i'm too hard to dismount bro
[INST] Yeah....I know a guy who had a chance at being their CTO like 5 years ago and turned it down lmao. He's still an enormous bull, and like you said thinks it's amazon 2.0 I think that could be the case, but the stock is like you said 50% over val'd as of now. I want some major shit to go down and stocks to crater, and then add some SHOP to a long term portfolio [/INST] feel you
[INST] You're going to be downvoted by Europeans and communists. [/INST] Or people with brains
[INST] if you have profit, i’d sell. if you hold, definitely sell first thing in the morning. sell off will come tomorrow [/INST] I honestly thought that but I think the market is going to wait for JPow. Especially after seeing the non reaction to PMI today after the pump.
[INST] Idk what to do ab MCD [/INST] I sold for now probably re enter in a bit before closeq
[INST] White suburban women don't really care about racism because it doesn't affect them? [/INST] Who said anything about racism? I don't follow your line of thinking. Are you saying that anyone against racism is on the left? That's retarded.
[INST] >free military weapons from boeing Those were supposed to be commercial passenger jets. Them falling out of the sky and turning into missiles wasn't intentional. [/INST] That's what they said about 9/11 even though Saudis took control of boeing retirement accounts in 1999 and boeing airplanes in 2001
[INST] Wow 2%!!!! [/INST] I’m up 92% today, sorry you missed out
[INST] Needs to get on a peloton to loosen up [/INST] without a seat
[INST] > without ever having to step into that dumpster Macy's in Tier 1 malls (like Westfield or Simon's) are great. But Macy's at places where they are *the* anchor store are horrible. Also I want to know who's buying the overpriced crap in these stores anyway. [/INST] Let’s be honest, everyone shopping at Macy’s is using 30% off coupons
[INST] Does credit score matter for finance? [/INST] Bankruptcy definitely matters. I'm not so sure about credit score itself. Any large firm will check though.
[INST] [Just make a copy of it to your google Drive](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QmbVdBLIe-WVAVsz-UIfHYmUGTLAR-7L1flqUPlK0i8/edit?usp=sharing) All you have to do is fill in your ticker, shares and cost basis and the rest shouldddddd still work to auto calculate prices. I had to change a few formulas when I turned them to blanks cause I was converting between currencies and stuff [/INST] Thank you!
[INST] cool story biker bro [/INST] He just likes his spandex extra tight.
[INST] Lol bro he basically told that broad “keep it together or I am upgrading” cause on the real the guy is way better looking than her plus his ass was great (no homo maybe). [/INST] Or maybe the unseen part is she is desperate to get her Instragram numbers up and thinks doing fit vlogging will help do that. He's investing in her Influencer business model.
[INST] i've read that everything goes up [/INST] i think its gonna beat expectation yet still go down
[INST] Shit, I'm sorry man. I'm not right all the time, so if you need to sell, go for it. I use a small % of my assets on these type of trades- I hope this isn't a yolo for you... Jan 17th does give us a few weeks to see how it plays out, however. So I am sitting tight for now. Would be nice to see a bounce at end of day, but who knows? [/INST] Don’t worry my dude. I’m already recovering nicely, we’re getting our bounce. This isn’t a yolo.
[INST] I love tranny and ? Yes I love the sexy ass of a tranny ok a whole is a whole If I was in prison with u I would fuck your asshole cause I’m the alpha here [/INST] Love to hear it! Keep up the good work my man!