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[INST] It dropped 100$ back in March, which seems to line up with when they halted the study claiming it wasn't possible for endpoints to be achieved or something, is this inaccurate? [/INST] No completely accurate and the stock dropped like 5% or so. Basically they halted the study and reviewed the data more. Then they somehow came to the conclusion that it may work. So they restarted it.
[INST] Oh my God short NTFLX [/INST] Why. There is going to be a banging documentary about this in like 5 years.
[INST] Buy ES futures to hedge it then, pretty sure no PDT [/INST] I can't it was a yolo and all my money
[INST] My 12/6 313 calls would like this result, thank you for the optimism [/INST] Sorry bro. When tariff man strikes, he strikes hard.
[INST] Can confirm. I just woke up. [/INST] Still asleep
[INST] Yea, its not like China has ever endured centuries of poverty, famine, and war in the past. [/INST] This is what people don't seem to get. China would rather suffer for decades than undergo worldwide humiliation by conceding, which would be documented in history books
[INST] Actually wasn't being sarcastic lmao, but I only listened to part of the call. The spreads I wrote are 119/113 for $0.22 and I'm hoping to close by Wednesday before close so I have capital to play $FIVE earnings, but the bid/ask spread is fucking huge right now. How's your trade going? [/INST] Nothing to report. Need CRM to fuck up my week. If market stays down I'm gonna kms.
[INST] Can only move up. [/INST] And to the right.
[INST] Gold moves up every time he opens his mouth about tariffs [/INST] The only thing I hold that isn’t going to be red today is gold related.
[INST] Oof I hope not. That last one was a doozy [/INST] I rly want 2 buy a trailer pls god let this be an economic collapse
[INST] u/controlthenarrative 's name is being floated as the new chairman [/INST] lol oh, right, 'guh'
[INST] Only 80%? You might be the biggest autist here if you think that figure is anywhere below 110% [/INST] 110%? More like 200% since a whole bunch of ~~autists~~ traders also ~~manage their mom and dad's etrade account~~ professionally manage other portfolios.
[INST] Same here. I gave our compliance team a hug because i finally understand why the have such large sticks up their asses. [/INST] Honestly compliance is a bunch of pussies, if it were up to them we wouldn’t make any goddamn money. Wouldn’t let me invest in a cannabis company even though I had a client walk right the fuck into the branch with money and explicitly tell me “idgaf about risk, I wanna do this” because they deemed it too risky. What’s the point of KYC if you can’t trade on it
[INST] Lol wat? The market is just now entering the historically best month of the year and you’re telling him to buy puts right now? You’re WSB as fuck [/INST] He probably had a pretty good day today? Lol
[INST] The only way to get rich is to be brave and lucky. [/INST] Bought four $305 calls with the $1000 I put in
[INST] welcome to the show [/INST] You know, as much as I like the circius I've never been a fan of the clowns. Imo they ruin the show.
[INST] Lmao. The fucking audacity. Score board bitch. You have a few days of red and act like bears won all fucking year or something. Check the body count. There are miles of bear corpses. [/INST] Lol even some bear mods got wiped out. Hell bear General has been dead for some time now
[INST] No.. That's what one ugly butt hurt whore said. [/INST] You seen his dick?
[INST] good move [/INST] We'll see. lol
[INST] On top of the 80b. [/INST] Missed a few zeros
[INST] im long looking for above 1570, just getting started [/INST] In the same boat bro, when is it hitting tho ?
[INST] I don’t see why the market believes this guys words at all but then again everybody is retarded and that explains everything. [/INST] Fuck this shitty carrot.
[INST] So invest reactively, not to what trump says or the immediate aftermath, but the buy back or sell off after he causes a sudden spike or trough. [/INST] Oh, yes le 'ol **just time the market** strategy!
[INST] You sold to open [/INST] Thankfully I was able to buy it back- total accident because RH didnt' update and said I still had 1 contract left to sell.
[INST] Just hold till trade deal goes through then? (I have no experience at all) [/INST] You sweet summer child
[INST] Honestly. Don’t know. This drop is pretty gnarly. [/INST] holding some and re-positioning. sold off the short dated, held the 12/9s
[INST] Weed stocks up too. I’m mostly pharma so honestly I’m surprised but most of my holdings are green. [/INST] also... well done on being mostly green today!
[INST] My TV says it has 4K quality picture but it’s so pixelated I feel like it must be using a free standing antenna on the roof to get a signal 🧐 [/INST] I’m at like a 500 loss. Should I be buying out of my 292.4/295 COST and 197.5/195 BABA puts? It doesn’t look like either will be close ITM
[INST] On the first day of piss-fits the moron gave to me, more trade war until next quarter three! [/INST] On the second day of piss-fits the moron gave to me, French tariffs REEEEEEE!
[INST] That’s not how elections work but ok [/INST] How do elections work then?
[INST] Honestly compliance is a bunch of pussies, if it were up to them we wouldn’t make any goddamn money. Wouldn’t let me invest in a cannabis company even though I had a client walk right the fuck into the branch with money and explicitly tell me “idgaf about risk, I wanna do this” because they deemed it too risky. What’s the point of KYC if you can’t trade on it [/INST] Have you ever read a prospectus of any weed fund? There's a bunch of extra consideration specifically because it is federally illegal. If you said, 'I want to buy this stock for weed exposure', I could see you being shut down. Language is very specific because it's illegal to market a product that invests in illegal production.
[INST] China told him to get stuffed. They can see the end of his play time now. [/INST] I mean, did anyone not see China telling Trump to get fucked after he signed that Hong Kong bill?
[INST] All i want for christmas is [/INST] tendies
[INST] Opened 80 new stores in 2019 tho Sephora is overpriced mall garbage. Imagine disposable LV products because thats what it is [/INST] Customer sentiment matters here. Look at last earnings.
[INST] No dude get it tomorrow so you don't have to pay for theta [/INST] Yeah? Ok. RH wouldn't let me fill anyhow. Price kept jumping wildly. Thanks
[INST] Like a fine cheese. [/INST] We are dying to see your gains! Post em up. And FFS say you at least mostly closed the position.
[INST] I rly want 2 buy a trailer pls god let this be an economic collapse [/INST] I'll go halfers on a tiny house with ya
[INST] yeah i was jk i was only admitting my retardation [/INST] admitting is the first step right
[INST] That's why I'm gonna wait until after open to place my orders lol Besides, the RSI, Stoch. Momentum, and CCIs for MSFT and AAPL are all bottomed out, I'm mostly confident both stocks are pretty close to the price floor. [/INST] MSFT I agree, AAPL I think will die further when china tariffs land unless Trump exempts them (which I just can't see happening imo)
[INST] what are the markets going to do the rest of the week? [/INST] You’re fucked mate. Don’t tell anyone, but 🐻🐻🐻
[INST] Looks like that one paid off didn’t it [/INST] About as well as my trading
[INST] I can't it was a yolo and all my money [/INST] Got out of your trade yet?
[INST] Still asleep [/INST] Dream on, sweet autist
[INST] Especially since its very likely the next president will have 0 interest in pursuing a trade war with china [/INST] Except that's not true. All candidates have jumped on the China is the bad guy because the middle class of America was exported overseas. And since Chinas gdp is dropping. Strategically no new president would attempt to stop China's downfall. This is why China is slowly coming to the realization. The US foreign policy isnt dictated solely on one individual. It is a strategy that is embraced as a super power attempts to suppress another.
[INST] Oh shit. F [/INST] Ya exactly 🤣
[INST] I don't know anymore [/INST] You won’t regret selling half and locking in profit
[INST] But he did say Futures [/INST] You can buy options on futures. Especially ES
[INST] And there were also people buying puts when it sat at 300 only to get fucked by a huge 15 point dick [/INST] This!
[INST] Hmm it’s not gonna tank, only news will be new drugs not yet announced they got with Pfizer and Idorsia.. Calls all up over 500% since I bought. Work as a biochemist and in pharma so I don’t just buy random companies. one of the few companies that’s actually undervalued. Only reason I posted is because I’ll save this comment for a buy out or 10 pps. Been telling people in these threads to buy ATRS since 3 a share or 10 cent 5 dollar 5/2020 calls [/INST] already incredibly bullish that we are holding (and still climbing) through 5
[INST] I’m a pussy, not a monkey. [/INST] Looks like Trump gonna grab you then.
[INST] $BECKY should include $PTON [/INST] Oh yeah fully forgot
[INST] Thank you for this. [/INST] Buy AMD or INTC it doesn't matter because both are capacity constrained. TSMC is struggling w/ 7nm yield and INTC is sucking bc well they got lazy but they have more business lines and their own foundry. HP and Dell both bitched about Intel supply but struggle to sell AMD chips bc corporations and lots of consumers are trained to buy 'Intel inside'.
[INST] Trading rule #420: YOLO everyday [/INST] 🤗💚
[INST] Those green and red lines are called candles. And you use them to set your money on fire. [/INST] The more you know 💫
[INST] Just to put that Robinhood number into perspective, Charles Schwab has 3.25 trillion AUM. BlackRock has 6.96 trillion AUM. Robinhood has absolutely no sway on the market [/INST] Yep
[INST] “Retarded” and “autistic” are commonplace terminology everywhere else on the internet idk what you’re talking about [/INST] what /u/nukkil and you disagree about is that actual amount of SJWs I think reddit has a lot of SJWs, but compared to the REAL WORLD which is all that fucking matters, most people would laugh at your face if you said ableism lmao
[INST] We are dying to see your gains! Post em up. And FFS say you at least mostly closed the position. [/INST] Knowing him he probably didn’t
[INST] Yep, only down 17 bucks too lmao [/INST] Good job on getting out. Down $17 bucks ain't nothing. You'll make that back on your next YOLO.
[INST] From 33.87 to 34.9 isn't recovery? You are all kinds of autistic, you expect 33.87 to 40?? In the last 6 sessions, if you had bought at the morning dip and sold on the recovery bounce of 2-5%, you'd be making... 2-5% every day. Calls aren't liquid enough. I only flip them via covered calls on dips to reduce my cost basis. [/INST] You should clarify that you mean the meaningless morning dips. It's down from yesterday's close, and down the past 5 days, when you started making your edits. 😒
[INST] Lets go! My cheap calls from earlier are ready and waiting! [/INST] Making money!
[INST] You are the real autist guy had a perfectly in shape female and he made the POWER MOVE to buy his Becky a peloton and told her she is fat to keep her ass in shape. One day I hope to have a Becky and tendies [/INST] Next level framing
[INST] Are you callin him a liar? [/INST] no - his small hands just clicked the send key before he could finish the tweet
[INST] Sup bruh [/INST] Last time I saw you, I was mainly buying premiums and yelling at the market. Now I'm mainly selling premiums and yelling at the market. What a world.
[INST] I don’t know any of those companies. Just here for Costco. I hope you make a lot of money. I obviously know what ROKU is but I don’t know about it [/INST] How's the bleed feel? Feel like you should've bought those calls today? You'll probably get a rebound. Probably.
[INST] I think it's more like the economy worsens for several months then in late Summer China offers a fucking awful deal and he takes it out of desperation but talks it up to his supporters (it's not like he doesn't know how to lie). [/INST] Certainly, it was just facetiousness. It's so frequent that I'd counter that he doesn't lie... he sometimes thruths. ​ edit: Comma
[INST] Earnings weren't that bad, it just popped the bubble they were in ~Q2. Insiders even knew it was overvalued. [/INST] Right and per my insider ex she feels that ULTA still has 2-3 qtrs of pain
[INST] It's so much more satisfying to make money off of puts and selling futures. [/INST] What made you buy puts yesterday?
[INST] Take what I say with a grain of salt, but doesn't a 90% IV mean its higher than 90% of all days this year? [/INST] This question is way above my pay grade
[INST] up until Dec 24, tariffs were the main talking about. it was about to be full blown trade war. however, and you can look this up, Trump met with many CEOs of big banks (dubbed the PPT) on Dec 24/24. The following day was the largest 1 day gain of the Dow at over 1000 points. it has then surged from that low point until this December. [/INST] The tank in 2018 was due to interest rates rising- not trade war. >was about to be full blown trade war. We've been in a trade war.
[INST] Glad you got some of it at least! Makes me feel better. I'm out before I lose the rest of my account. [/INST] Ooh another one
[INST] Found the guy with calls and the guy who hasn’t had a big enough position nuked yet [/INST] Maybe the guy has puts today
[INST] so JPMorgan are real traders? what qualifies them? loosing trillions on real estate gambling? [/INST] Those are actually 2 seperate questions
[INST] Look man, I have a second grade reading comprehension, and I don't even know what the word profit means. [/INST] Lmfao
[INST] On the second day of piss-fits the moron gave to me, French tariffs REEEEEEE! [/INST] On the third day of piss-fits the moron gave to me, three corrupt amigos!
[INST] Yeah that’s what I figured. I can also see us start pumping again after December tariffs land because it’ll all be priced in and back to not qe through end of January [/INST] When is December tariff date?
[INST] You only achieve that status when you YOLO 20k of your student loans [/INST] What if i just put my house up as collateral and yolo the funds in whatever shows up for “hot”
[INST] >basic math Stock market doesn't use basic math though. It uses clown math. Bubbles can grow for decades. [/INST] To answer his question, buybacks are responsible for about 66% of the increase in sp500. The other 60% comes from multiple expansion
[INST] Wheres the guy who forgot to close his positions yesterday with 80k on the line? Probly on his yacht by now [/INST] He’s still holding, over 200k now :)
[INST] PUTS YOU FOOLS. He said trade deal may need to wait until after the 2020 election. Buy the puts early and hold. It's May and July all over again [/INST] So what are your next moves with this info?
[INST] yeah F. why didn't i buy yesterday. How much are you up from your dip buys? [/INST] Lots of money
[INST] Yeah because only a fucking idiot would buy them [/INST] When it was $330 I bought $272 for $15 and turned it into $2400.. 😄
[INST] get more money or get a girlfriend with lower expectations [/INST] Director at a PE firm so I'm just over the breadline. I don't want it in my flat. The adverts make them out like yo have a full 30 man team in the living room. Can't believe market cap though.
[INST] Already did on rh but then got scared so I tripled down on tos. Might sell the tos contracts before close just to secure profits incase it does go down [/INST] Ok, well if you do change your mind, I’d recommend 160c 12/6. Don’t go any higher than 160c. Last earnings call, the stock rose at least $10; I’m expecting a little less from it this quarter, maybe $5-$7. One final note: in my experience, CRM tends to burn hot right after earnings and then fizzle our within a day or two. Recommend you sell right at market open and not look back.
[INST] It was so obviously not serious the comment was unnecessary. People on this sub are retarded, but nobody’s retarded enough to think spy is going up $100 by next week. Nobody [/INST] Very sorry for trying to enjoy your joke. Won’t happen again
[INST] I’ve heard sketchy things from some quick investigation about the company over promising and underdelivering It also looks like folks are questioning the buyout being real etc What’s the company’s track record? Why did it crash earlier this year? [/INST] If you think multiple board members with PHD's of which some are ex or current CEOs would sign off on a 'fake offer' PR and put their careers at stake for a quick pump I don't know what to tell you.
[INST] Bro who do you think you are, Eugene fama? [/INST] Of course I am. So you should tell me who in the fuck that is.
[INST] Earnings whisper has CRM at 100% of analysts projecting a beat. [https://www.earningswhispers.com/stocks/crm](https://www.earningswhispers.com/stocks/crm) [/INST] So $CRM to the moon? 👀
[INST] Shit, I also was thinking about CRM calls. Frick. Oh well, ride or die together, if i happen to buy I guess. [/INST] Yup ride or die
[INST] The buyer always pays 100% of tariffs, not the seller. The seller can lower prices but I don't think that has happened much. [/INST] That’s what I was getting at, but I see I worded it strange. We have moved some business from China to other overseas suppliers, but we still do plenty of business with China bc we split the tariff.
[INST] Position or gay [/INST] https://imgur.com/gallery/1FJdqqa
[INST] Sell half now? [/INST] I’m holding till 10+ or buy out. You could take some profits tho. Might head down a little more. Jaffrays at 2z. Good chance Pfizer doesn’t announce tomorrow either but I’m gonna play it anyway. Could hop back in if it starts running
[INST] Making money! [/INST] Finally pulling me to green on the day...let's keep it going!
[INST] Basically that. It's been in that channel. Every time trade war talks goes negative, it touches 45. Otherwise moons to 48. Been trading that cycle for like 3 times now. 4th time is the charm? This time I didn't exit in time cuz of holidays so in thinking of adding more in diff strikes for Jan or further out. [/INST] Yeah, that's been pretty consistent and I feel like I fucked up not selling covered calls every time we were at or above $48 I am worried that it could tank real hard with the upcoming ER on Dec 18 if it turns out that the whole 'bottom is in on the memory cycle, we promise' thesis is complete bullshit
[INST] Do people really prop shit up and not buy? Probably a dumb question considering WSB [/INST] I sell calls. Especially on companies /wsb is so sure of 😂
[INST] AMD [/INST] What about lyft,uber and snap?
[INST] Do you have any positions? [/INST] Selling calls on ULTA 😂😂
[INST] Hahah if you woulda listened coulda made tons of money ARWR up 10%! [/INST] Hahahah, hopefully you're not broke by year end.
[INST] Example? [/INST] Sure... United health a few weeks ago or so he was talking how it was trading inside a channel and the resistance level it kept bouncing off of where he drew his nice little line and that was an indication to probably go short there. 12 fucking hours later that shit mooned and he’s like “should’ve looked at the other time frame, woulda saw it...” meanwhile had he played his idea he would’ve lost his ass.
[INST] Well, amphetamines are certainly a hell of a drug [/INST] It's really difficult to have both a weight problem and an amphetamine problem at the same time.
[INST] They're not candlesticks, they're dildos. So, no. [/INST] Forbidden dildos