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[INST] i guess the market doesnt want my money [/INST] Don't do it you dumb piece of shit. Didn't today show you enough?
[INST] *here I’m retarded [/INST] No more retarded than the SEC
[INST] Yeah. And you’re 100% right. Gotta see what tomorrow AM looks like, but might be time to close out and reset. I’ve yet to graduate to selling, but seems like the logical move in this market. [/INST] Start with higher IV 'low' price underlyings and go with long 30-45 DTE strangles, sell at 40-60% profit whenever that happens, rinse and repeat. Diversify across currencies, commodities and equities. Even if you get assigned, you won't be screwed.. I got assigned AMZN and SHOP a few times and got burnt..
[INST] Good luck man. I had 240s. Flipped some last week. Repurchased. Flip again today. I wish I held but I’m afraid market will drag everything down. [/INST] Held up surprisingly well today, up about 1k on them. Hoping to see ULTA hit at least 240 before Thursday. Thinking we will see a recovery from the initial 100pt drop last earnings, I could use a vacation.
[INST] Can’t tell if it’s 4D chess or a checkers game [/INST] There no chess going on. Trump picked a fight he can’t win so how he has to just keep stealing money from taxpayers to give to socialist farmers. China has no elections and thus no reason to give a fuck about trump’s demands. They’ll just wait his dumb ass out. “Trade wars are good and easy to win”. So they why haven’t you won?
[INST] Just went there, I couldn’t find the sign up [/INST] upgrade to platinum
[INST] They fell victim to one of the classic blunders! [/INST] *Brunders
[INST] This didnt age too well lol [/INST] Lmao gotta be bold sometimes
[INST] *whiffing sound* [/INST] Nobody likes my iron condor?
[INST] I'm bout to sell hella puts for after earnings once rh lets me. [/INST] Yes we autists need to buy as many 43 calls Don’t sell puts that’s stupid you need more capital for it same return
[INST] Narc [/INST] Can't help that y'all are retarded posers
[INST] Bro this was an accident. [/INST] That’s fucking tight
[INST] Nah the reddit hivemind hates corporations (that aren't currently paying reddit inc advertising dollars), we are ok. [/INST] I get Robinhood ads on reddit all the time lmao
[INST] Good post. I bought on the dip today. Thank you! [/INST] Glad I could make you some money :)
[INST] lol I had a feelin. Nice spot on that activity. [/INST] Thanks, but all credit due to /u/greatnessinahoodie/ ;)
[INST] 🆗 [/INST] 🅱️oomer
[INST] Yeah but I was gonna buy maybe 200 worth of puts and my brokers round trip is 20. That’s 10% just on commissions. Nah dude vix spiked 23% since nov 27, if tvix behaved properly that should have been 46% with way less risk compared to spy puts that go to 0. [/INST] For so many reasons, you are tarded
[INST] Stand by my word it’ll be the next top pharma I can never predict short term but in 2 years it’ll be $150+ it’s still undervalued here and big money knows that [/INST] what's the DD? I'm not doubting you, i just literally don't have a clue what drugs they are producing and benchmarks to be looking at.
[INST] Ulta is either some kind of ponzi scheme, pulling a wework by pumping its own money back into the company, or its really that good. [/INST] My gf just spent 60$ at ulta on black friday and said it was packed in there. She used the last of her money for the week to make this purchase. Seems like cocaine to me.
[INST] No it doesn’t. What real WSB user is actually employed. [/INST] Where else would I get money to throw away on SPY puts? My mom stopped giving me an allowance months ago.
[INST] My moms dead😉 [/INST] Gg. just messing around bro. Your mom is a saint.
[INST] Depends if you think it’s good news or bad news lol [/INST] No need for thinking, just straddle atm
[INST] YoU tAlKiN tO mE? HuH? [/INST] No one else here so I must be talking to you
[INST] My spy tendies got cleaned. But I nabbed up some pton at the bottom [/INST] Yeah my comment aged horribly. I still think there’s a bounce back. I’m trying to get entry on a spy 316c for Jan 2020 tomorrow AM.
[INST] CNBC still pumping bullish articles.. rest assured all technicals and even fundamentals point to more low.. i called it Sunday night that SPY and many others already formed strong H&S last week.. despite making new ATH in premarket.. [/INST] Yea I’m bearish as well, going to manage positions tomorrow
[INST] Toilet paper hands. I bought calls all the way down and harvested tendies. Still holding some fd calls [/INST] Yeah shit for hands. Am on vacation too just needed to check my phone after going to the pool bar not before and I’d be drunk and happy
[INST] Start with higher IV 'low' price underlyings and go with long 30-45 DTE strangles, sell at 40-60% profit whenever that happens, rinse and repeat. Diversify across currencies, commodities and equities. Even if you get assigned, you won't be screwed.. I got assigned AMZN and SHOP a few times and got burnt.. [/INST] Excellent. Thanks for the advice!
[INST] RE-inversed [/INST] Like inverception
[INST] same lmao, should have bought more near day low and would have been up 7% on the day [/INST] Only 7%? What kind of options have that low of a delta?
[INST] Being married to a chinese- THIS. [/INST] Can you guys elaborate on the cultural thing? Genuine curiosity
[INST] Yeah, can't tell if you're being sarcastic. The Coup call was good besides them saying costs went up. Everything else looks great. Stock goes down. 🤢 [/INST] Actually wasn't being sarcastic lmao, but I only listened to part of the call. The spreads I wrote are 119/113 for $0.22 and I'm hoping to close by Wednesday before close so I have capital to play $FIVE earnings, but the bid/ask spread is fucking huge right now. How's your trade going?
[INST] 🅱️oomer [/INST] (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
[INST] No more retarded than the SEC [/INST] ATF joined the chat
[INST] Yea of only I had bought out a week off. Oh well, you win some you lose some. Still was almost on point. [/INST] Hope all is well fam. I’m down for my first year trading options, I have until end of December to make it back. Rip
[INST] At this point I spell it wrong to spite those who have corrected me before [/INST] Zanicks
[INST] Orrrr is it because you don’t have enough money to blow on FDs lol [/INST] Close! I blew all my money on FDs and I’m trying to build it back by a different type of gambling.
[INST] Naked :) [/INST] That’s badass. RH or TDA?
[INST] That's because there's no such thing. Did you actually mean 'iron condom'? [/INST] ***IRON CONDOM***
[INST] I fucking love this sub [/INST] I still don't understand options but this sub is a must sub
[INST] I’ve been sitting on some cash for a while, I’m very ready for a decent correction [/INST] Right, have a ton of cash, not buying ATHs though.
[INST] Is it a bug if it was never in the requirements? What I'm saying is that this could be not incompetent coders, but incompetent business analysts who write up the business requirements and not foreseeing this situation. Edit: also to add, any change in requirements would be a change request, not usually a bug. Change requests usually take away from stability, while fixing a bug usually enhances stability. [/INST] Absolutely. I would, however, argue that whether it is the fault of the requirements or the fault of the developers any kind of behavior that differs from the intended behavior is still a bug. The people behind the design spec may have embedded that bug into the requirements they built, but it is still a bug.
[INST] i have access homie [/INST] ohhh you meant like what functions to use to make the most of your access?
[INST] You're right here in the circle jerking with us [/INST] you just make smile. every week is something.
[INST] So.... [/INST] Nothing, expired unfilled.
[INST] No response, so he's presumably furiously clicking up lambos for himself [/INST] He already did that. Now, he’s probably violently stroking the leather of his new yacht
[INST] Lmao gotta be bold sometimes [/INST] yeah or lose all your money...
[INST] It says filled. Case closed. [/INST] Wait I need to confirm independently. How do you spell filled?
[INST] That’s what I was looking at today. Not sure what strike yet... [/INST] I took a big risk and went with 17P Doing 13 or 14 P may have been safer with way more cushion, but I wouldn't mind assignment, since I'll just sell covered calls
[INST] OTM CHK weeklies [/INST] How far OTM we talking? 20% or more?
[INST] Literally 1.5% [/INST] What about figuratively?
[INST] Pton puts at ath, inverse me betch [/INST] It was ATH 2 weeks ago too
[INST] will russia bring all of their 1 battleships and their 1 air craft carrier to this glorious battle? [/INST] They would wait to trap US soldiers at putingrad
[INST] Lol I did ask about options a month ago. I do learn quick! Just wait and you autists will see what’s coming for you [/INST] I can't tell if I should be scared or turned on
[INST] Proof? [/INST] I’m rich that’s proof.
[INST] Yes it's like long term options where instead of losing money super fast you lose it slowly over a longer period of time. [/INST] 😶 well, it seems like I could do both!
[INST] It doesn't even really matter.. i have to use all my liquidity to average down on UNG calls anyways. .nothing left for more SPX puts. [/INST] I feel like I’ve been averaging down on UNG and BOIL for a month. Kinda glad I couldn’t buy calls on UGAZ or I would literally be tits up!
[INST] > WSB is single-handedly my only reason to even have the Reddit app It's a beautiful slice of the internet untouched by political correctness and sjw tumblr refugees. We're all just here to lose money and are bias free except when it comes to TSLA [/INST] Truly an oasis is the complete bullshit that is this timeline.
[INST] Oh I gotcha. I've got the ESPN service but I think I'm gunna drop that. [/INST] Yeah I might drop all of it and just pirate mandalorian. These crashes happen more and more often. I don’t even know why I have Hulu everything I want to watch needs the showtime bundle and I pay enough as it is.
[INST] there's actually some good traders in this sub if the majority of you would shutup we could sift through to their post easier [/INST] Shitposts are the only thing that get upvoted. I am a product of this subreddit, not the other way around.
[INST] You could easily replace him with a chimpanzee. Give it some crayons and a mega-mic and it’d have better things to say than Cramer. [/INST] Replace him with a roulette wheel
[INST] We're in the same situation up here in Canada.. every guy and their brother are selling their existing homes and rolling the insane profit into upgrading to bigger more expensive homes.. neverending real estate growth. [/INST] Canada has a lot more immigration and the housing stock has been an export (not physically duh) to foreigners as a safe haven asset. There have been localized mini corrections but still remotely no sign of market panic.
[INST] Can we downgrade it to a Chihuahua? Golden retrievers beat me at chess on the reg. [/INST] Chihuahuas have the intelligence to make great mariachi music so could we do a pit bull?
[INST] I don't think that should be something that warrants prosecution. It's like prosecuting someone for saying 'All you have to do to rob a bank is write a note saying this is a robbery, give me cash, and hand it to the teller'. [/INST] I would more compare it to saying “Here are the keys to the bank vault and btw nobody’s guarding it”. AT&Ts fault for the vulnerability, but dude should not have exposed it to the media.
[INST] I still don't understand options but this sub is a must sub [/INST] I know just enough about stocks and trading to laugh at this subs ridiculousness
[INST] Is there a link to the thread? [/INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e4r0sy/robinhood_statement_on_options_collateral_and/f9exyvl/
[INST] Tbf Chinese characters are more comparable to entire English words than they are to individual letters. That's why learning Chinese requires memorizing literally thousands of different characters. [/INST] Ugh. I'm glad we nuked those fuckers
[INST] Lol I think weve all been there. Micron probably was the 'gateway ~~drug~~ stock' for many here at wsb. [/INST] It was one of the most costly lessons I got but least I learned Fundamentals ain’t shit but hoes and trix, when market makers manipulate, either way they’re gonna nut on you, all you can do is decide whether your pride matters more than your wallet and whether you’ll end up broke at the end of the day
[INST] Not sure if you're talking about gay bareback sex or trading [/INST] Yes.
[INST] I'm too fucking retarded to understand [/INST] No shit. You’re not Matt.
[INST] Are you Harambee? [/INST] Members out o7
[INST] Fuck you I'm forever red [/INST] Who touched you? And can you show us on a chart, where?
[INST] (っ•_•)っ━☆・*。 [/INST] *･゜ﾟ(\^O\^)\/
[INST] I’m actually one of the degenerates not an autist. Get the facts right lol [/INST] Dude you’re trying way too hard to fit in just act normal and don’t let shit that didn’t really even work get to your head
[INST] So not great, not terrible. [/INST] Idk, running any sort of clinical trial is a bunch of money and time, I feel if they are told to do more studies market will price in multiple years for any realization and sell off the 'priced in' good news on Alzheimer's drug that was expected
[INST] Yup. Start YOLOing your student loans pronto [/INST] I actually did that. I lost it all. 3k down the hole.
[INST] /u/jartek is the big gay. [/INST] all mods gay
[INST] Calm down, you're not the OP. [/INST] Maury?
[INST] Martha Stewart would like a word. [/INST] She can have my pork sword.
[INST] 232 to 242 is not big enough of a movement for u? [/INST] look at their 5 year graph and tell me 10 dollars is a big move u fucking retard
[INST] More life YUGE amount of tendies and getting coke and hookers. [/INST] Tendies hasn't been funny since it was a thing in 4chan 9 years ago.
[INST] Wish I could hang myself [/INST] That's all fine and good, but I'd just like to give you the ol' reminder that you can't do that with a fragile bedsheet which is one of the many reasons why Epstein didn't kill himself.
[INST] Can’t, passport is expired. [/INST] Can your money buy a sailboat? There’s tons of stories about people sailing the coasts and living off the water barely being bothered by anyone.
[INST] No I like them [/INST] The posts or the teenagers?
[INST] This sounds like a very bad idea and I really want to try it [/INST] Well... it's for the greater good, sacrifice yourself for the benifit of WSB.
[INST] More, now. Dance monkey 🐵 [/INST] Maybe he is a dancing 🐻???
[INST] It's a shitty commercial with a shitty actor, but I still felt deep sorrow for that guy's lost balls [/INST] You are the real autist guy had a perfectly in shape female and he made the POWER MOVE to buy his Becky a peloton and told her she is fat to keep her ass in shape. One day I hope to have a Becky and tendies
[INST] Book another 12 million, it’ll go to $225 and change after New Years [/INST] u/controlthenarrative 's name is being floated as the new chairman
[INST] Softbank will value them for 20 zillions and buy them. RH CEO will bail out with mooooney. [/INST] WeGlitch
[INST] I know just enough about stocks and trading to laugh at this subs ridiculousness [/INST] All i know about trading I’ve picked up from this sub and wolf of wallstreet, am I an autist yet?
[INST] I’m REEEEEEEE REEEEEEE covering [/INST] Lol
[INST] All i know about trading I’ve picked up from this sub and wolf of wallstreet, am I an autist yet? [/INST] You only achieve that status when you YOLO 20k of your student loans
[INST] I mean, they could just increase tariffs more, their consumers will buy pork even if its 200% tariffed probably.. [/INST] I don't get why they need porks though. Knowing how unethical they are, they could sell human meats from all those Muslims and Hong Kong people that they've locked up.
[INST] No he’s trying to get interest rates to zero before he quits the election or skunks his run. All he wants is to be back at the helm of the trump org. with zero interest rates. The man is a junkie for debt. He’s literally “bacon-flavored toothpaste” manifest in human form. [/INST] stretch.png
[INST] Mods are jartek [/INST] Logic checks out, infinite money glitch 3.0 confirmed
[INST] She can have my pork sword. [/INST] You trying to give Martha some insideher information?😏
[INST] Le Dilds [/INST] Haha I’m dying at this. Please can this be how we refer to them from now on?
[INST] I was actually in puts over the weekend, but closed them at +40% and went calls yesterday. Little mistimed, but I plan to get back in today. Are you going weeklies? 0 days? [/INST] I have RH and haven’t been approved by E*TRADE yet so I can’t do 0dte. I have some 311:313 expiring this week and then 304:311 expiring next Monday. Edit: exiting a repositioning first day trades. Saved all three for this week.
[INST] Is it just me or has Intel just been fucking up over and over for the last 10 years? [/INST] That's the byproduct of being a monopoly....you don't have to try anymore
[INST] so trumps been tweeting about record highs forever.... assuming he'd intentionally tank the market is so fucking *braindead* going into an election year. if your response is he's just a fucking idiot then just lol [/INST] He's definitely playing both sides of the market even though ppl in power shouldn't be able to do so.
[INST] ATF joined the chat [/INST] Branch Davidian has left