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[INST] You might be eating steak tomorrow with the recent Gyna news [/INST] What news?
[INST] Please do the needful sir, and put in your bank account and routing number. [/INST] My router number is DIR615
[INST] *anal [/INST] *anal penetration
[INST] also long plex [/INST] fuck streaming; long hard drives
[INST] love you dog. Just tryna remind you not to hold too long. [/INST] It’s all good and you’re right
[INST] Missing the /s. I hope. [/INST] Does it matter? Did he break your heart?
[INST] Yep. And the fact that a WSB mod is being taken for a ride on this clown fiesta is hilarious. This whole sub is in for a reality check about 16 hours from now. These condors won't fill. OP has yet to post any proof of prior trades. [/INST] I don’t understand any of this I just want to be rich I’ve read the whole thread and nothing happened
[INST] Yes it was accidental. I personally am not abusing it but I know other people will now. [/INST] er. perhaps you meant to say: 'Yes it was accidental. I personally am not abusing it but I am unaware if other people are and do not condone it if they do *your honor*.'
[INST] Guh [/INST] Guh, bruh.
[INST] I was curious if you had other thoughts on it. I think he is discounting the Dollar Tree relation and do not agree with his DD [/INST] Nah. Just a gambling addict trying to get his fix. Gl to you your account. Might get okta calls too if the volume is there
[INST] Yeah he’s an accountant and obsessed with sports. I didn’t see him get baptized but I believe he’s a changed man [/INST] 😂🤣😂
[INST] Dear diary? [/INST] Guess I should have read the OP and not just the title. Although that in itself shows the type of quality posters this sub is known for. Actual answer to OPs question: This sub used to do a lot of YOLO plays, especially on pharmaceutical trials. Basically any play that is sure to either lose a lot of money or win a lot of money, back when this sub was comprised of people with actual brokerage accounts. Gambling on SPY fd's has always been popular as well.
[INST] Frozen 2, baby Yoda, Star Wars rise of skywalker & disney+. [/INST] I'm surprised they weren't ready with better baby yoda merch, that was an easy home run, but they'll still make a bunch of money off it
[INST] Literally cannot go tits up [/INST] literally going tits up
[INST] [Pics of sister with DD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/207/210/b22.jpg) [/INST] Nice.
[INST] We did it boys Robinhood is no more [/INST] RH: we weren't aware we were violating reg T SEC: despite monitoring and posting on r/wsb where hundreds of users pointed it out? RH: GUH
[INST] Well that just confirmed it for me. [/INST] As L2FMW would say, tooshay
[INST] What you said was nonsense in the literal meaning of the word nonsense. The risk free rate is 1.6% right now. They cannot simultaneously be indexing fanatics and averse to literally any risk above the risk free rate of 1.6%, only one of those statements can be true. So are they indexing fans or do they have a 100% T-bill portfolio? [/INST] When all of them get together and compare massive gains, which average roughly 1-1.5% over the risk free rate of return they all share how they are all master geniuses of the market. Every night they do the efficient market hypothesis prayer. Then when someone says I made 20%, they say gtfo you absolute retarded gambling pos
[INST] Btw, when’s their submission deadline? Is it after the Dec 20s expire? [/INST] I think it will come out mid december
[INST] As if Robinhood would actually put “yolo level supreme” as their user flair.... [/INST] mods can assign flairs to users
[INST] Real programmer here. I would never work for fkin Robinhood until they refund me my $6k that I lost playing their game [/INST] Shit they’d have to have some pretty crazy incentives to get me to work for them. I feel like they’re one retarded bug away from going under.
[INST] Interesting. They move options I own as well in 1 day? What is fee on options contract [/INST] .65 cents per contract which isn’t terrible but it fills right away, I know you can transfer stocks but I’m not sure about options - when I transferred my stocks RH hit me with like a 50$ fee which sucked but eh I like TOS much better
[INST] All seems normal to me. [/INST] Idk guy on the left seems pretty gay to me. Not even man enough to look him in the eye while his bro is helping him out
[INST] I see your flair but ignoring that, you are saying that people will allowed to just get away scot free after abusing this for tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars? because you assume RH will do nothing about those people. [/INST] If it’s a coding error, there is nothing they can do.
[INST] holy fuck the autism runs deep in this one. [/INST] yeye
[INST] -1000... Can't you read the top or do basic math? [/INST] I thought it was short 1000 contracts.
[INST] Most likely because adcom will determine the outcome. I bought calls for both dates but I think adcom will be the one that will lead to gains [/INST] Thanks! What are your thoughts on Mustang Bio & the upcoming presentation @ ASH?
[INST] The only illegal part is if you use glitched margin to do it. If you’re just doing this with your actual money, then there doesn’t seem to be any reason there’d be a problem. [/INST] Illegal for Robinhood if the reason the arb opp exists is because they aren't actually filling these
[INST] Got shit on last week with SR and Dell. But am I going in with you on Becky DG and Work? FUCK YEA [/INST] Bruh, me too. I was straight up not having a good time with those. Lost like 300 dollars. 😥
[INST] That is an ETF of an ETF [/INST] And only leveraged 3x, way too weak for this sub.
[INST] DG and DLTR are fundamentally different businesses. The top 100 stores are only beating expectations by 15%? That sounds like positive growth. Sure DG is probably expanding faster than they can, but the company knows it’s market better than some teenage employee trying to decipher information seventeen degrees of separation away from the financial reports. [/INST] who cares, yolo. Thats why im posting here, not in r/investing. plus im banned so
[INST] We are.....inevitable. [/INST] Lose, tendies... It's balance.
[INST] Both. Sucky product translates to bad stock. [/INST] In long run that is true but stock is bouncing
[INST] 7 [/INST] goodbye
[INST] Congrats 1k comment! [/INST] I was robbed from the glory, just like how you are robbing from the rich! aaayyyyyy
[INST] What are you talking about? Also if that was true, which it is not. it still does not excuse the fact that they price in the money options even at $0.01 at open [/INST] It actually is true. I haven’t seen 20 minutes but I’ve seen where options didn’t open for another 4 minutes or so. I make use of the extra time to rip a line before I look up to see how much money I lost.
[INST] Good man you were scaring me with your comments over the weekend lol [/INST] i meant the market but thx dont worry bby
[INST] Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* [/INST] What the fuck is a dongus? Is it one of those things where I say Epstein didn’t kill himself and you should look into it?
[INST] Covfreefee [/INST] That’s top secret
[INST] Yeah like I said it’s unlikely, I highly doubt they’re faking order flow. I do think they’re doing something shady though. That or they really are just highly incompetent. [/INST] I think you need to acknowledge Hanlons Razor on this one
[INST] In what world are defined risk positions a ''yolo''? [/INST] Theta gang is by no means confined to the defined risk crowd.
[INST] Ya. We currently have a mod vouching for him and some dude posted a screenshot saying his copycat trades got cancelled, which would be weird if this was a hoax. Or if that was a hoax as well. Then that guy deleted his account. [/INST] Did a few copy cats, none of mine were cancelled. Also did a bunch of others at way different Marks but with larger gaps. We shall see tomorrow. If anything it works like he says if not I'm out a few hundred or so that I'd of lost doing some other dumbass options
[INST] we don't even want money, just booty calls [/INST] Booty calls would be awesome because everyone betting on my sex life has been buying booty puts and making mad tendies
[INST] So a chest beating, log chopping, bearded put. [/INST] Home Depot parking lot, Starbucks drive through, thick framed glasses put.
[INST] A truly great day for WSB, and therefore, the world. [/INST] It is indeed, buddy
[INST] Your wife's boyfriend wears the pants [/INST] Hey it’s wife’s boyfriend I actually wear Capri’s
[INST] HAHHAHAHA WHAT A NIGHT [/INST] BOISTEROUS
[INST] *anal penetration [/INST] *double anal penetration
[INST] Gonna get me some calls. Pry around 4% out. Gotta see where the volume is [/INST] How do you decide based on the volume? I am assuming you are referring to bid/ask volumes of different strikes.
[INST] Ok hypothetically, what could go wrong, would be just lose only what he put in or some crazy assignment issue? [/INST] He takes the credit of $95 with a $100 collateral. If it goes tits up he loses $5.
[INST] Gulag? [/INST] yes thats the joke thank u for explaining the funny
[INST] $TSLA isn't an ETF [/INST] $YOLO is
[INST] You’re long a strangle my friend, and no it’s a terrible strat for earnings where someone like me will sell it to you at sky high prices and make money when the stock barely moves beyond either leg or stays flat [/INST] Sky high prices? The premium for each option was extremely cheap. $0.08 for one and $0.13 for the other. Or am I missing something here?
[INST] come find me and kill me if I become a dg manager [/INST] Lol
[INST] 30-day free trial If you’re not satisfied, you can get all of your money back [/INST] How can you get infinite money back?
[INST] >Shake it once, that's fine. Shake it twice, that's okay. Shake it three times, you're playing with your self again. [/INST] > There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, shake it once, shame on — shame on you. Shake it twice— you can't get shaked again.
[INST] No. Kys [/INST] Thanks, noted 🙂
[INST] You said you were earning low 500k to mid 600k a year though. That's not realistic for a lot of people and their opportunities. If you lived like a lot of people herr and made say 50k a year, you could've stashed 450k a year and you' re a millionaire in a little over two. Would be incredibly easy from that perspective. I think here on WSB people want to see how someone became a millionaire with $100 lol [/INST] Trade wars are really weighting down on you retard, mid 5 figures to low 6 figures means ~80k to max 120k throughout his life per year.
[INST] It's 2019, your flight seriously doesn't have wifi? What are you flying spirit? [/INST] Bingo.
[INST] Well, rest assured that he’s doing exactly that in an alternate universe. I wonder what he will call the tendies [/INST] Tater totties
[INST] Theta gang is by no means confined to the defined risk crowd. [/INST] Where did I say it was?
[INST] >AMD puts Why? [/INST] Remember that 25% of traders manage to be wrong 100% of the time. Those are prime counter trades getting brokers rich af. These are part of the 90% who fail.
[INST] I know right? I bet he's playing with his loose pussy as we speak. [/INST] I bet he touched himself at night.
[INST] Yea but can you blast loads in a hooker? [/INST] Yes. If I'm wrong, tell your mom I'm sorry.
[INST] A long iron condor is credit spreads, the long/short term for iron condors is weird [/INST] Link? https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/investment-products/options/options-strategy-guide/short-iron-condor-spread Someone reading these posts is going to buy some retarded iron condors for .95 **debit** instead.
[INST] urine was expected... but [/INST] It’s urine, blood, or semen.
[INST] Mods created a thread about a paper trading contest for anyone under 18 without real money to trade then banned everyone who commented. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/aryqmy/under_18_no_money_join_wsbs_paper_trading [/INST] Lmfao
[INST] Was gonna grab. ItToday but the transfer from td Ameritrade takes about a day [/INST] There will be time. You might miss a couple points today, but this stock is going to rise through to its $20-30 valuation by EOY-- expect a buyout soon after EOY. (I've seen estimates between 1.5-2B = ~45/share) If you need ANY help with TD Ameritrade, call them. Best customer service, ever.
[INST] but before it is released, it is not public. so if your intention was to buy puts, and then reveal the information, that would be considered insider trading and be illegal [/INST] No, we're not insiders. You should read up on inside trading laws before making guesses as to how they work.
[INST] maybe he’s talking about a 3% down payment... still not enough lmao [/INST] More like 30%
[INST] They can live off insects and grass making them good backyard pets but they also do enjoy a squirrel every now and then Like 15 years is average Don’t worry about that [/INST] Got it. Did you sell the warthog yet? Is it male or female? I was hoping for a female so I could breed it and make some money but I’m concerned that she would be aggressive and break out of my yard. I don’t know neighbors being attacked or anything
[INST] link?? [/INST] In bio
[INST] People are getting excited about downloads, which we can see [/INST] True
[INST] Feel free to go vertical a couple times as well, different sizes and spacing, giving head room and framing in different angles of the background, in short, give options, but be fast [/INST] Ouch...Hey, that makes me feel lurked on... It’s okay, the more you look into my history the more you’ll see how humans act on here.
[INST] Also, RH could have gone after CTN and 1ronyman to get the money they lost back. Not sure if it would have been worth their time, but its possible that they did, or at least threatened to, and recovered some of what they lost [/INST] They could go after, sure, but would they win? The CTN thing was way better to be swept under the rug for them, else they would have to answer some questions like 'Why would you allow 50x leverage?' when they were supposed to have a clear 2x limit.
[INST] Well, she was for about two minutes. [/INST] Two minutes is more than enough for me.
[INST] “Sir, um... they banned us from wsb” [/INST] 'Our tendies!!!!!!'
[INST] The $30 Delta will get deposited into your account in cash. [/INST] Cool cool thanks
[INST] Sell call credit spreads. [/INST] Enjoy your liability hole.
[INST] I need OP to show me DD he found on beckys trend In ulta. I need to know before earnings. [/INST] Ulta is either some kind of ponzi scheme, pulling a wework by pumping its own money back into the company, or its really that good.
[INST] Bonds selling off isn’t bullish. It’s bearish. Bond prices decrease when people buy into them [/INST] I was just proud of tlt going down
[INST] Yes they do, they just are waiting for people to trade them and then the bots start attacking those orders. [/INST] Wouldn't the bots be going nuts right now at market open? SPY is UP for some reason, and rising in momentum. Market doesn't give a fuck confirmed.
[INST] Keep refreshing 🐻🌍 [/INST] Refreshed. Guh. Get it bears
[INST] Be patient they’ll fill, you might have to lower the limit price. [/INST] Did you get any filled today yet?
[INST] Allegedly [/INST] I got in, and i'm already up 80%
[INST] Dude you don’t know the reason behind a recession until it hits. Every single recession that we’ve had has been different. You know that.. [/INST] Yes but we know the machinations are not in place to completely shut off lending from banks to consumers. That’s what made that recession so awful. Lending froze up for everyone including corporations with their short term paper they use to make payroll. Anyway, I’m done with this. Have a good day.
[INST] I stopped worrying about that. Unless I see a big move within a day or two with my options, I’ll cash out at 15-20% and not look back. My portfolio is much happier when I’m not greedy. Set a price to go in, stick to your stop-loss amount (10-15% in a day for me), and stick to your cash out number (15-20% depending on the option/ex-date) [/INST] Yeah I agree with you, but it just hurts when ToS shows you the current price of your contracts compared to your sell price 😭
[INST] Its too much power for even the garbage men of the federal government to handle. Nothing in this god given earth can handle weaponized autism, even if a few thousand get buried for being too autistic to control [/INST] Look at 4chan
[INST] Yup. Trading212 here [/INST] Ya same, they offer proshares ultrapro short QQQ up 4.5% today...
[INST] Robinhood fills? You will always lose money on their fills [/INST] Nah I’m talking about the supposed robin hood free money arbitrage opportunity
[INST] > When you open a long iron condor you immediately receive a credit You'd pay a net debit for a long iron condor and a net credit for a short iron condor. Welcome home, you belong here [/INST] Actually it looks like the terms long/short are applied inconsistently to iron condors. A few other people mentioned this and linked the Fidelity definition, but then I linked a few examples (including wikipedia) that support my use of the term. Investopedia and tasty trades avoid saying long/short altogether wrt iron condors. so blow me
[INST] I mean .5% [/INST] No, .9%
[INST] My whore sister isn’t even worth 5$, but I still fuck her [/INST] Family discount on the ZJ’s?
[INST] There is no proof because he was never filled. The mods have never provided proof he was filled and they won’t because they can’t. [/INST] u/bearhobag provided proof from his logs, once to mods and then publicly in a comment
[INST] Same, would have made a killing with my Roku Puts. Just couldn't pull the trigger this morning. RIP [/INST] I'm dying because I was staring at NVDA puts
[INST] Mods are so fake and gay as well [/INST] They should be beheaded live on tv
[INST] I think you mean PUT it yesterday [/INST] No no, I placed calls. Because of course why wouldn't I?
[INST] Not for the price and flexibility it is outsourced at. [/INST] This is it. We did do the work, for years, it's silly easy to do. But the workflow tends to go something like We take a task, break it down into its simplest form, shop it overseas somewhere cheaper once it's down to a standard process a monkey could do, eventually that task gets automated, the overseas team takes some other task we've simplified, rinse and repeat.
[INST] Universal Basic Pussy [/INST] guh
[INST] Honestly there should be a WSB ETF. Every (voluntary) user's portfolio is tracked and used to scribe an ETF [/INST] You can't have an ETF that's just short dated OTM options