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[INST] weak [/INST] lol
[INST] It's almost like that's what options are designed for... [/INST] Wait I thought they were white collar scratchers
[INST] Soooo sell calls and collect premiums. thanks [/INST] The 1/17 $60 calls have a 7% chance of profit. Puts it is.
[INST] $50 is lofty without some sort of catalyst, don’t you think? I’m pretty sure the current move is a combo of short interest+ unusual options activity (large call buying in January and February strikes). I do think it needs a legit catalyst to make a move like BYND. They had really good earnings and a slew of positive press releases to hype it up. [/INST] We shall see. Sometimes no news means that a stock just keeps on trucking in whatever direction it was heading in...
[INST] it's 50/50, so higher profit chance than your average wsb yolo [/INST] So... What am I yolo on Monday?
[INST] Emotionally broke? [/INST] Emotionally unstable- usually follow up a winning trade with an especially dumb fd and lose it all within 2 days.
[INST] They were all using it to gain margin for other plays. Some got locked out before they could make the plays. [/INST] This I didn’t know
[INST] get real. [/INST] Read the flair
[INST] Depends on your Personal Risk Tolerance. [/INST] GUH
[INST] If they are going to make one thing happen it's prime deliveries on time. That's the main focus. Mainly why they allow such a loss with returns or damaged items. [/INST] I'm an amazon seller, amazon only takes the loss on their own products being returned. If a customer returns/damages my items, I take the loss on that product then have to pay amazon to ship it back to me or destroy it lol
[INST] Nowhere is safe [/INST] Except Winterfell if you’re an important character, apparently
[INST] We will watch your career with great interest. [/INST] I was the 69th upvote
[INST] Technically, there was research done on the extenders and all the other crap available. Only the extenders worked for an average of a .5' gain over the course of a year.... But you'd wear a contraption on your dick for like several hours a day lol (seen this on the r/science so it has to be real) /s [/INST] Soon everyone will just be able to alter their genes to have mega dicks for 4 easy payments of $99.99, and all the dudes who bought extenders are gonna be so pissed they wasted $74.99 + shipping and handling.
[INST] Most of these losers downvoting you were asking similar questions not too long ago but cant tell you the answer because there is a big dick in their mouth. Futures close on Fridays after AH trading ends and reopen on Sunday night @ 6pm. ​ Though next time, try googling simpler questions first. [/INST] this was like mouth wash bruh it burnt but in a good clean way
[INST] forgot how mememie this subreddit was [/INST] Yeah, it's surprising to me too. WSB is known for its serious market analyses and financial discussions.
[INST] Him: -198k - “I’ll be back” Lololol Me: -$17.50 from free stocks - “I had a good run. . .” [/INST] Me shorting volatility instruments and the market has one bad day
[INST] March 80-90s or if your ballsy January 75-80s [/INST] Thanks for the great advise kind sir! Already made 3 or 4 winning trades with ARWR and every time wish I would’ve held))
[INST] Nice! Make sure to make a donation to a charity or your gains get haunted by the ghost of greed 👻 doesn’t have to be big donation. But something. [/INST] New to this, but why is this important tax wise?
[INST] Yo it’s the SHOP guy! Was think about you when I cashed out 90% of my SHOP around $390. Hope you managed to take some profits when we were up there [/INST] Waiting for some long term capital gains.
[INST] Typically fundamental analytical investors already got lots of money, and typically run some sort of business already. So if you have 3 million bucks invested, that’s $210k with a 7% return. Not a bad way to make a living. [/INST] Fuck outta here
[INST] That's what I told my old hag of an Assistant Principal with the halitosis who cornered me in the stairwell.. bitch was also my English teacher. [/INST] nice
[INST] Drove by there today...mad house [/INST] same with tysons- I was tryna get off 495 and the lines of cars on the exits and roads around the mall were ridiculous.
[INST] nah, wsb = sports betting x 1000 [/INST] There are no pushes here. Just dopamine and anxiety
[INST] No 1. Buy the gold 2. Borrow against the gold 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 4. Infinite money [/INST] Where's the step where you become accredited to be able to borrow against your own gold? Its gotta be official
[INST] Calls always go up. [/INST] Except with JNUG - fml
[INST] 👀 [/INST] username checks out
[INST] when is that event? [/INST] Don’t know. They estimated before the end of the year.
[INST] That’s just another day on WSB [/INST] The traders were just hiding losses up to their Personal Risk Tolerance.
[INST] Impressive [/INST] He's got a future
[INST] Usernames? Does anyone remember the reddit username of the woman from the legend? Winker do you remember? [/INST] You gonna stalk them? Is that how desperate you are
[INST] ill be starting my new website ssn-buddy-finder.com soon [/INST] I’d sign up for this. Worst case scenario they have to pay off my debt 😂😂
[INST] 8, You should def get your nipples pierced. [/INST] 9
[INST] One of the more autistic comments I’ve seen on here, congrats [/INST] Thank you.
[INST] I’ll take the money or the hype lol [/INST] Just see if you can get the money for the bug bounty, if you can, just yolo it all, if not use cheat code to get money, it's a win-win
[INST] Don’t know. They estimated before the end of the year. [/INST] so still time to make more tendies???????
[INST] Fuck outta here [/INST] No poors.
[INST] Where's the step where you become accredited to be able to borrow against your own gold? Its gotta be official [/INST] Central bank. clap hands twice. ​ Boom done.
[INST] The 1/17 $60 calls have a 7% chance of profit. Puts it is. [/INST] Look at the 3 month chart. how is it supposed to randomly jump 20-28% with earning during dec/jan. without that time frame also we might see some crazy news with china or some bs idk im bearish right now until new years since we are at all time highs
[INST] When I made the trade it was about half of my net worth. Now it's about one-sixth. [/INST] Not as autistic as I originally thought. Any plans on getting out, especially after 4Q18's volatility?
[INST] i thought you were being sarcastic in the comment below. are you serious? china is making larger demands for a phase 1 deal. [/INST] Bruh moment
[INST] Yeah well I understand that just as if you bought a regular stock and it’s value declined to 0 and you weren’t paying attention But now i understand what selling puts is [/INST] Bio pharmaceuticals are extremely risky for that reason. For example, Microsoft or Apple would be highly unlikely to go to zero for the foreseeable future. That’s why the premium for the stocks OP mentioned are high...they are all bio pharmaceutical companies.
[INST] Everything you said is true until '--> strong economy' Gdp is the final measure that unemployment, consumer spending are inputs to. Is our economy actually produce more? www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2019/11/26/trumps-economy-is-on-the-cusp-of-negative-growth/amp/ Answer is no Money is flowing into equities, not actual tangible economic productivity behind it [/INST] Strong consumer --> strong economy is a correct statement. Consumer spending is 70% of gdp which is a measure of economy.
[INST] what happened to it? [/INST] It got banned from Reddit. I was getting to powerful and Reddit had to nerf me.
[INST] USANUMBAWON [/INST] NO FUCK U GYNA NUMBA WHAN !!
[INST] I was really really fuckin bored. [/INST] You just sound a bit retarded man...it doesn't matter how smart you are, no-one cares and the market definitely doesn't..just focus on your own P&L.
[INST] ‘Pain Olympics’ or something, you know, for research materials. [/INST] Ugh, thanks for making me go down a rabbit hole into that 'Pain Olympics'.. that's fucked **right** up..
[INST] Lab meat is the future. Stupid liberal. [/INST] someone bought calls
[INST] Stitch OP’s castrated cock on himself, don’t record anything but just wait for profits to roll in [/INST] I guess that checks out.
[INST] This is something you should ask a boomer, they always tell young ppl what to do with their life. I, on the other hand, know that you are not me and may not share the same priorities and expectations out of life that I had/have. [/INST] lmao
[INST] Best since... 1928 you say? really makes you think [/INST] what is
[INST] At this point conventional wisdom would say 'don't fight the trend' and continue to short.. but we are also at an inflection point where production is finally decreasing and demand obviously increasing. Position sizing more important here, i would go long but only start nibbling on shares or calls.. macro's will start to go against bears in a bigger and bigger way soon. [/INST] thanks much appreciated
[INST] So sell December 31st? [/INST] Right, because it'll definitely go down. All the way down. I mean it might not go down. It could be flat. Or up. I mean it'll definitely go up.
[INST] $15+ stock if P3 is successful, near-worthless if P3 fails. Was worth the gamble if you bought anytime before mid-November, now I don't think so. You missed most of the reward and will still be taking on all of the risk. [/INST] Put credit spread ( December) even down to 2.5 is paying .45. Is that worth it? Will it sink below 2.5?
[INST] If you aren’t all in on Tesla calls I don’t even know what the fuck you’re doing with your money. [/INST] Putting it in an ally savings account
[INST] Dont let your dreams be memes my man [/INST] Underrated advice.
[INST] Still got em they expire 01/17. I just fucking hate them in the meantime [/INST] 7.33 iv might be too high sell two puts against it.
[INST] If that shit worked rich people who already be doing it. [/INST] Well it's illegal but you can't arrest 700,000 retards which is why it will work for us.
[INST] >Losses of 100m dont happen in a few days They can when multiple MDs are involved. MDs are hella high level... when my brother did IB his MD had authority to sign half billion dollar deals. [/INST] Maybe in m&a someone may have to sign half bil, but in trading very unlikely. They deliberately use lower individual limits in trading to prevent huge midtakes...
[INST] PUT ME IN YOU COWARDS [/INST] Woooooo! Wait, what are we in?
[INST] What’s ur asset allocation and age [/INST] I just trade futures. Leverage is a beautiful thing
[INST] How are you getting alerts for option price changes? I've been looking. [/INST] You have to start a limit order, then set it to some ridiculous price like you won't get filled.. and then press make alert like so: I think there is an easier way on the computer to do it by right clicking on the option I stead of this way with the phone. https://ibb.co/Yjg4V57 This is on the phone though..
[INST] Was that shantoplato guy? If so, it was fake. Look at his post history and every screenshot is from a different phone [/INST] Yeah which goes to show even more how there is setups to try to get kids to gamble more on options so the big computers can take their money. I know one day it will end up coming out that they are a sham. It was a rigged game the whole time. Mark my words.
[INST] Next piece of news to hit US: phase I deal nearing completion. Signing ceremony scheduled for sometime in early 2020. We are just ironing out the details on a few last minute items. [/INST] SPY to 320
[INST] Cock? As in chicken? As in chicken tendies? [/INST] There’ll definitely be some of those. You wanna volunteer?
[INST] I didn’t know Jack Black was an autist. Nice. [/INST] He certainly is. https://youtu.be/REoktgiM6SU
[INST] Do we know when they’re presenting it? I can’t find anything. [/INST] Management has said before EoY, no specific date given.
[INST] We had a whole table playing the don't one night. The floorman/dice guys were pissed. It was hilarious. [/INST] Lmaoo. Only once I was ever at a table only playing the Don't. Most fun I ever had
[INST] It means to stop trying to impress people by claiming that you’re above paying for sex [/INST] Ok but I don’t pay for sex. So fuck off.
[INST] Sure, then you can draw random lines on the charts afterwards to show everyone on StockTwits that you made the right move in buying at that time but the MM has everything rigged. [/INST] how is it rigged, stonks only go up retard?
[INST] China gave Tesla immunity to tariffs. Also, China's goal is 25% EV adoption by 2025. If you're forced to buy an EV car, you have the option of Tesla, a tariffed european car, or a shitty chinese car. [/INST] Thank you for your explanation. I was until recently long TSLA and looking to re-enter, but after the Cybertruck and now December 3 is Elon's lawsuit with 'pedo guy' stock has been going down. So I'm waiting out for negative overreactions before I buy back.
[INST] Lmao the top comment is akin to 'Money laundering is basically legal if you deposit under 10k at a time' edit: and also completely wrong at the same time. His first equivalency would be like if your cashier buddy at McDonalds tells you this quarter has been the lowest customers he's seen and you short it. That's not fucking insider trading. [/INST] My favorite part is him saying he’s going to hold for a massive loss so he doesn’t break the law
[INST] Nice [/INST] Nice
[INST] Lmaoo. Only once I was ever at a table only playing the Don't. Most fun I ever had [/INST] I've done it and endured the glares from other players. Fuck em. The Don't is the best damn play on the board. Load up when they throw a number that's harder to hit.
[INST] You discount future cash flows then do a buy, hold, sell estimation accounting for a sensitivity analysis with inflation. I got a B- in Corporate Finance in my MBA program. That’s all you do. OP is an idiot. There is an element of predicting future possibilities and markets where a FCF analysis is not as useful due to emerging products and markets. [/INST] I put as much effort into that post as OP did his entire life, also I have a finance degree.
[INST] https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/14/trump-trade-china-1322691 [/INST] They aren't backing him for political cover but they certainly are not against it or being very vocal of their opposition.
[INST] What if it becomes worthless lol? Do you really want to own AUPH? I'd rather do this on PTI, which at least I thik is bullish and gonna trend upwards imo [/INST] do you have any sources for PTI being bullish? not that I don't believe you, just would like to see some info I guess.
[INST] I know, right? How can they be so fucking blind? [/INST] Elon cared more about making a truck to look cool in front of 20 year olds males with no money than he did about selling to a mass market. This sub is full of 20 year old males with no money.
[INST] I'm buying calls [/INST] This guys been around a while.
[INST] Yeah but for most of that 5% that means spending 30 years paying off a nice home and stashing cash in a 401k/pension, not 7 figures in cash to buy meme stocks. [/INST] I used to dream about affording appetizers at dinner, now I dream about blowing five figures on meme stock FDs.
[INST] He certainly is. https://youtu.be/REoktgiM6SU [/INST] Looks like he’s been smashing speedballs with John Belushi.
[INST] Fuck man this is gold. First time seeing. How do they even let people x25? It should have a stop loss at zero. You never leverage without a stop loss what a complete moron. [/INST] It was basically a glitch where he sold AMD options, and Robinhood thought the premium was extra money he was putting into his account, so since he had Robinhood gold, they doubled his buying power based on the premium he received. He then used that new buying power to keep doubling up to x25 leverage.
[INST] at like a .00001 stake you would need to make profits in the thousand percentiles in order to even pay everyshareholder i mean (Autist) a few dollars. Tits up would be the only way. [/INST] We don’t actually need to distribute any money. We just need to keep it in the company to plump its balance sheet and increase stock price.
[INST] I mean, we all know that there's a recession on the horizon. [/INST] I also know that the 🥭 will do literally anything to keep the carnival tent from falling during his Im- 🍑-mint and so the 👠 drops on the next person so he can tweet things like “why did I leave office when the economy was so good 👀 how bad it is now this is why I was the 🐐” so I time things on him now not economists they just tell me the size of the fall not when it will happen.
[INST] MODS MODS MODS [/INST] REPORT REPORT I'M THE REPORT HELICOPTER MOD AND I'M 14 AND V SIC join me on my minecraft server localhost:1337 - legit no rape
[INST] $0 [/INST] Same unless you count $15 at Wendy’s
[INST] Both. [/INST] 12 and 69
[INST] I appreciate your hospitality, I plan to move to America permanently one day. I love how Americans are generally so friendly and outgoing! [/INST] If you decide America isn’t for you, give Texas a try.
[INST] Exactly. Im trying to figure out what this sub thinks so I can do the opposite. [/INST] https://twitter.com/LONGCONVEXITY/status/1200885992149966848?s=20 Here is the bullish sentiment I referenced
[INST] Your ISP & VPN 100% will disclose that information once LE requests it. [/INST] Well presumably he should have been using a vpn that didn’t store logs and logged into that vpn from an open Wifi hotspot. It’s not that hard to hide with minimal effort
[INST] SPY to 320 [/INST] Will-to-Live to 0
[INST] Eg. Sell JNJ 137/138 call spread, this obviously assumes getting decent prices on the spread, but currently it would be risk 47 dollars (per contract), potential profit 53 dollars (per contract) [/INST] Isn’t risk always be 100 for jnj spreads since there is a 1 dollar strike difference? And so it would be something like 50 profit for 100 risk? Thanks for answering my retarded questions.. also since you’re selling an ITM call I feel that is a lot more risky
[INST] The only possibility here that I can think of is that robinhood's scammy Order Flow has a glitch in it where it will fill your order with its own capital thinking (wrongly) that it will be able to turn a profit by opening the order to the actual market. [/INST] Rofl maybe. Who the fuck knows. Initially when he posted before the pics i thought because it was expecting a debit, but an IC doesn't normally trade for a debit, it was getting confused and crediting the difference. But he clearly selects credit in the pics so now idk. All sorts of crazy shit is possible with this platform. Look what you started 😂
[INST] 8:::::::::D [/INST] Exhibit D
[INST] lol you really think that's the only fees huh? You have a lot to learn kiddo. Try losing a spread trade and see what happens ;) rookie. ​ Yep, you haven't been trading long enough to know anything. I'm a seasoned vet and professional trader :) [/INST] Lol, ok man.
[INST] r/investing banned me for life When you blow your meme portfolio up, and have to suck dick behind Safeway, you'll thank God you heard about Berkshire Hathaway gang [/INST] Keep articles coming. Good reads. I am younger so don’t agree with 100% BRK but I need to get back into it. I used to hold a fair amount but sold. I may go heavy back into it and load up even more when WB dies and price pulls back. I think when young, people should have a certain percent of speculative stocks. Preferably in something they understand. For me it is biopharm companies.
[INST] Sucks too, maybe their IPO would have finally brought some real programmers on board. If these guys were working on games it'd be more buggy than Fallout 76 [/INST] Real programmer here. I would never work for fkin Robinhood until they refund me my $6k that I lost playing their game
[INST] can we use the infinite margin to actually buy out a company? Like can we actually just buy the entire company apple and get tendies [/INST] It'd be easier to find a low cap company that wouldn't take a large percentage ownership to have a controlling stake, and then buy enough shares on margin to have that controlling interest.
[INST] That makes sense. Do people balance out their portfolio hear buying long term somewhat stable stocks ie amazon then spend some money getting more volatile stocks ie we work [/INST] Find a company that has a quasi monopoly: Google in search, Facebook in social network advertising along with valuable mobile platforms (Instagram, WhatsApp), Amazon in product search, e-commerce, cloud servers, MSFT in windows, cloud, Apple in iPhone, iTunes, wearable tech, the AirPods (costs $10, sells over $100 or more) Edit: wait till they are no longer a monopoly anymore and only then you sell out the position.
[INST] I’m an idiot and hate money. [/INST] Help me hate it too https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e4jm5t/how_exactly_to_go_allin_on_amds_q4_earnings/
[INST] Can I watch? [/INST] Can I French kiss his ass?