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It’s actually u/aidangamer28 and completely agree lol
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“For legal reasons, this is a joke”, just in case you want to protect yourself from the SEC |
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Nice
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Nice |
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And right before the holiday rush. You know thousands of little kids are getting airpods for Christmas so they don’t look broke at school.
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😂 |
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Why not share with my fellow degenerates? More for everyone!
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pls explain in eli5 language, I’m disgustingly new and this is very interesting |
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naw he gets tons of puts then tweets about a trade war. that's how he gets his cash
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How to be billionaire:
1. Have a rich ass father
2. Pretend you can do business and that you're rich
3. Fool ppl into voting for u
4. ?????
5. Profit |
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NTDOY why?
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Switch has a chance of outselling the Wii, at the very least it is on track to do as well as the ps4 without any price cuts.
Also they are the only gaming console with appeal to young females with their fitness titles like ring fit adventure and the other waggle games. This opens up a large market since it's usually the moms that decide what to buy the kids, and they will most likely pick something they have had their eyes on.
Also Pokemon. |
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In theory, when you put an order through to a stockbroker, they buy the stock on your behalf and take on no risk themselves. However, they can also (this is illegal) 'bucket' the trade by keeping their money and not performing the order. They still owe the security to the customer, but they just keep the risk themselves, and will credit or debit the account when the security is sold. It makes no difference to the customer until the broker blows up because it took on too much risk
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If what OP is saying is accurate, and the trades do actually get filled, this would be the most logical reason I think. I can’t imagine someone actually buying these condors at these prices |
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Probably other 29 year olds that would find it redundant to post the exact same comment
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Bingo |
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I'm a millennial, I can just read. Boomers are born 46 to 65. The guy above at 40 is a gen X. 1965 to 1980. Millennials are 1981 to 1996...then Gen Z 1997 on.
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You can read, and yet you can't read the room. It was a joke, genius. A joke based around the 'ok boomer' meme. Fucking hell lol, chill yourself |
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I just trade futures. Leverage is a beautiful thing
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A real, live pajama trader. We got 'em. |
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REPORT REPORT
I'M THE REPORT HELICOPTER MOD AND I'M 14 AND V SIC
join me on my minecraft server localhost:1337 - legit no rape
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No rape? No thanks |
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12 and 69
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Not nice and nice |
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Again?
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(Patrick from spongebob voice) 5 minutes later |
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$YOLO
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That ETF is already at -50% lol |
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> MSM wasn't talking about it before it happened.
When I would talk about the housing bubble pre 2008 people would ask me about my tinfoil hat.
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Exactly. There was way less crash talk back then compared to right now. |
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Oh GUH
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Op please, this clearly isn't leveraged enough to hit your personal risk tolerance
If you're going to risk securities fraud, at least stand to gain a few years salary, c'mon now |
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Do you even options bro?
I don't need it to go to zero to make money.
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You're right. Keep buying puts. |
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Why would they be highly educated, they just need to read a script and look presentable/believable?
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lol that’s a lot harder than it sounds. Ever taken a Speech Class? The amount of people that get wrecked trying to speak in front of people is crazy high. |
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Don't forget they did that in 2001, before going up 30x.
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I changed my mind. Put buyers have the right idea. If anything, should probably buy more till they reach their prt. |
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Details?
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apple and amazon calls |
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Well the idiot converted all his additional money to dodge coin....so yeah, $3k is all he essentially has.
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Lol what? You realize if he held doge coin from 6 years ago he would be up like 100x now right? |
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TBH i would say puts are actually good now.. SPY/SPX and a few other stocks formed strong H&S last week, and big gap to fill on SPY that hasn't filled yet.
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Assuming the market shrugs off the latest trade news I don't think we see a dip until mid december and then strong rally week of christmas. |
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What do you plan to do with your increased margin? Lose more money than you have? That might be fun
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A rough quote I hear thrown around here a lot is 'If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, it is your problem. If you owe the bank a million dollars, it is the bank's problem.' In other words, with enough margin you'll be rich or so broke you'll declare bankruptcy and never pay anything. This is potentially attractive for people with just a few hundred dollars to their name. I do not advice doing it though, as it may or may not actually be legal. |
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And tell Morgan Brennan that I’m her guy if she needs an “intern”
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And tell Kate Rooney im her guy if she needs a boy toy |
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Bruh
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Guh |
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Thanks, I don’t have any position on any of them.
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what did he say? |
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How much for Instagram models? 🤔🧐
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No clue. Probably higher than a porn star because they usually don't have sex for money and their expectations would be far less realistic. |
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So many idiots have lost one AirPod in the subway, the MTA had to respond telling people not to climb down on the tracks to get them.
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I fly every week for work and the dude next to me in first class was telling me about how he got his shiny new AirPods. 5 hours later he’s drunk af and manages to lose one. GUH |
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Can we talk via PMs or Discord, would you mind?
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lol don't ask a noobasauris how to lose your life savings, watch a couple youtube vids and then lose it on your own like I did |
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'blah blah blah it's technically fraud so not our problem, our system is perfect, something something we don't have any risk management'
GUH
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Can someone find infinite leverage on TD, schwab or etrade? GO |
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Gotta nuke somethin'!
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*Touché...* |
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GUH
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IF YOU’RE CONFUSED LOOK AT THE PICTURES |
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Okay boomer
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After some quick maths - that's just a bit too old to be a boomer |
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Is it just the margin exploit part of this that is fraud?
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I'm not even convinced it *is* a margin exploit. If I have $100 I should also have $100 in margin. If I make a profitable trade and go up to $195 then my margin also goes up to $195. That's not margin you're not entitled to, it's just how margin works.
I'm also convinced OP is full of shit. Maybe, maybe he got this filled once, but there's no way this can happen consistently. |
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I keep telling the cucks at investing that they should just 100% Apple stock
Pussies
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im 30 day temp banned for saying the word libtard |
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Lol. I know. I was kidding
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I know too. |
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I also know that the 🥭 will do literally anything to keep the carnival tent from falling during his Im- 🍑-mint and so the 👠 drops on the next person so he can tweet things like “why did I leave office when the economy was so good 👀 how bad it is now this is why I was the 🐐” so I time things on him now not economists they just tell me the size of the fall not when it will happen.
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Trump's presence on it's own provides people with a lot of confidence in the economy, he is probably the only reason why it hasn't happened yet. |
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So why not straddles/strangles?
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I dunno, I guess you could. I will read a little more on it and probably either play calls or nothing. TBD |
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No. I'm saying, that they will release bullshit headlines every day, that we have no deal and then we are getting close, just to make headline scanning algos eat each other and take money from them and whoever is daytrading. It doesn't have anything to do with trade deal, economy, tariffs, nor who will be the next president.
I should have said 'who OWN MOST of the stocks' instead of 'who are long stocks'.
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Fair enough but from my experience if the news isn’t official it tends to balance itself out again. When China news has been verified it tends to keep the move. So the hard part has been wading through the trade bs. I agree. |
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Can't go tits up bruh, every reviewer of PC parts on Youtube has been hailing AMD and shitting on Intel and Nvidia.
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Good enough for me |
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He does blood transfusion using poor teenagers’ blood.
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Warren is 50% Uyghur now |
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yousa illiterate or nah
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He has spoken. |
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so.....just like the rest of the market
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Even more so. |
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Umm most of my posts have been actually the right investment decisions when you look back on my profile
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WSB has all kinds of stupid filters
For example, if you write a comment with a seekingalpha link (url) your comment is hidden
Maybe there's a list of do's and don'ts somewhere |
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[then hands over $120 million for the privilege]
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\*consulting fees well spent\* |
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How’s so?
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That's just what people who've played both games are saying, that the sword duels and the parrying system in Sekiro is faster and 'tighter' with less input delay. I've only played Sekiro so far but I'm loving the difficulty of the boss fights. |
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I believe that when I found this, the app wouldn't let you do it. I was assembling multi-leg options manually in the API, and it only worked for multi-leg options. I didn't know how to do that with the UI, and I don't think it could be done.
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Gotcha. So basically RH’s (or Citadel’s?) algorithm that decides when to take the other side of trades has some big bugs that didn’t pop during QA because they require positions that can only be set up via api access or iron condors that only an autist would attempt. |
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Puts
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Y? |
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Practice implies you look at what you did wrong each time and change it
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Indeed it does... Ive been practicing throwing away money for years and only gotten better! |
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Aidan not aiden
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I’m retarded. I can’t spell |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Wait wrong for green or wrong for time?
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Time. Of course it will be green. |
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You’re a loser if you are betting that! There’s nothing rolling, I am sorry your mother is a whore. Not my fault. Please don’t lose money emotionally
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NIO 2 $6 |
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dat
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And the other thing |
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oh ok
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The 4.4% is because Mango might tweet that the Fed is the enemy of capitalism. Or words to that effect. |
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Exactly!
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I still think you're full of shit, but damn if I didn't que up 20 of my own. RH wouldn't let me do more than that. |
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Jartek the owner of WSB literally posted in the comments saying that I am credible and that this is legit.
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Why the fuck would you ever do something this stupid though? This ends one way, guaranteed RH suspends your account tying up whatever money you have in it indefinitely, and worst case you get sued by RH for whatever losses you have with resultant bankruptcy. Makes no sense. |
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Look at the sub he posted in, lol, I'm sure he drives a mini van and has a very responsible amount of stock. No FDs for him.
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Probably like $5k in some weed penny stock |
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Not nice and nice
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Nice! |
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Something about Sarah Eisen just gets me
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[Seen her knocked up? ](https://i.imgur.com/E1US50N.jpg) |
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What’s the point in free money if not to yolo it on AAPL puts? What else are you going to do, invest or save it or some lame shit like that? Not likely.
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In GUH we trust |
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Lol what? You realize if he held doge coin from 6 years ago he would be up like 100x now right?
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WOW!
To Da Moon! |
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Nice
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Nice |
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I'd eat a three bean chili out of her asshole. Hope she sees this.
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We’ve got ourselves a real poet here fellas |
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The infinite leverage glitch is still illegal, and that’s still the first half of this.
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It is part of it - but not a necessary part. You can still just write IC's on a non-margin account and take advantage of the 'arbitrage' opportunity. |
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As if OP is going to be able to afford anything other than a public defender after he inevitably shits the bed.
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Dude he’s like 10 |
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Illegal by RH, legitimate opportunity for users, I guess?
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The only illegal part is if you use glitched margin to do it. If you’re just doing this with your actual money, then there doesn’t seem to be any reason there’d be a problem. |
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https://imgur.com/gallery/DjR0Z38
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Damn, he was really hoping you would ask for a dick pic by the end there. |
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How’s the fight scenes?
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The combat is like in Sekiro, you have to time your moves right and there's force powers. I only started playing it yesterday. |
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Micro transaction bullshit
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This DLC sucks ass! |
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Never underestimate the autism.
Whilst it's unlikely, it's not impossible. There's some shit here that boggles my brain but then I know there's other stuff that I can do that people end up asking 'how the fuck?'. We're all wired up differently and some people seem to get this shit like they're some sort of savant.
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I think it's less like they understand it and more like they have no idea what's going on, they don't wait to find out and jump in. Then they start doing shit no sane person would do.
It's like when I play foosball. I totally suck at foosball. But I occasionally beat some really good players because they have no idea how to block a wobbly, slow moving ball. It's like their brain shuts down because they never play like that. |
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It was basically a glitch where he sold AMD options, and Robinhood thought the premium was extra money he was putting into his account, so since he had Robinhood gold, they doubled his buying power based on the premium he received. He then used that new buying power to keep doubling up to x25 leverage.
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Please tell me people are not doing this regularly, whose covering their position when the trade closes? I cant imagine Robin hood bailing out these kids or getting blood out of a stone. How is this any different from playing roulette hahhahaha |
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Make sure to overwrite it/save and *then* delete, kids! Reddit servers save the last copy of the comment. Or at least that's how it used to work.
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Except for the database backups, yeah. |
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I think the fact that he stumbled across this bug is accidental. Sure, he intentionally abused it, but he didn't realize this was possible until he accidentally did it.
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Yes it was accidental. I personally am not abusing it but I know other people will now. |
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Did you use bid or ask or mid for premium?
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I believe I used mid. But many of them have surprising small spreads. For example AUPH $4p is 5cent spread and $2.50p is 10cent spread. Will definitely have to recheck on Monday and update |
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Can you prove Epstein wasn't alone on the grassy knoll?
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Glenn Beck did not rape a young girl in 1992. |
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Your just mad you spent all that time studying markets and shit.
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Bold of you to assume that |
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GUH!?
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GUHH?!?! |
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Guhlag
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Gulag? |
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Come onnn no trade deal. If I can get out with 20 percent or less loss I'll be happy.
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Yea you are major fucked with these puts |
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It won't, nothing will happen. The both credit spread orders won't get filled. Nobody will pay .95 for a $1 spread
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Ok hypothetically, what could go wrong, would be just lose only what he put in or some crazy assignment issue? |
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And buttsex!
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And illegal tendies distribution |
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That ETF is already at -50% lol
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$TSLA isn't an ETF |
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Like actually tho did they ban me for providing sound investment advice?
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Yeah, that could be it, sound investment advice is for r/investing, not for this madhouse. |
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pls explain in eli5 language, I’m disgustingly new and this is very interesting
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Do yourself a favor and don't even try lol. It never ends well |
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A real, live pajama trader. We got 'em.
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Well yes I do trade on Sunday evenings |
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No it’s economics dumb ass boomer
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God my IQ was going down reading your comment |
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Lol.
https://www.investorsunderground.com/stock-market-futures/
This is a good indicator if the markets will open red or green.
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How do I buy a future? Also, how do I Short my future? |
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35C BAC too.
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Bac is having trouble going past 34. What make you want to buy 35 call? |
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Because this price is stupidly good for this account, meaning the offsetting order is stupidly bad, so MMs would catch the offsetting order from his other account.
Someone else posted Robinhood cancelled their copycat orders, so I think Robinhood was filling these themselves, assuming his screenshots are legit, which makes this a way bigger story lol
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The screenshots don't show his order filled. Only the limit order he placed. They are basically worthless screenshots because they don't mean jack shit |
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He kept mentioning that any remote chance of going to jail wasn't worth the trade... I don't think his Personal Risk Tolerance is high enough to hack it here
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Well bring my sister in to top him off, he’ll fold after that. |
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Do yourself a favor and don't even try lol. It never ends well
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And n0t gamble 90% of my savings?? Nice try RH Agent. |
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'I personally am not abusing it but I know other people will now.' i thought the whole point of your post was that you are abusing it LMAO
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SEC must've stopped by his house. |
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Here is the first but there are more.
'And he blessed him and said,
“Blessed be Abram by God Most High, Possessor of heaven and earth; and blessed be God Most High, who has delivered your enemies into your hand!” And Abram gave him a tenth of everything.'
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So he didn’t say percent???
Got ‘em!! |
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[Nice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice)
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[Nice ](https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90) |
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Trump's presence on it's own provides people with a lot of confidence in the economy, he is probably the only reason why it hasn't happened yet.
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YET...still feeling recession happens after or around summer in time for the election. IF Trump gets elected no recession in 2020 then we go hard correct in his second term |
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I found a glitch that gives you infinite money
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Please explain in English how to do this and why it works. |
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Securities fraud isn't even a real thing, open your eyes people.
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This but unironically. |
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The market will turn bearish when the last bear converts to bull.
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For sure. Glad I’m not the last |
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SPY 330? You're joking right?
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thats what the bears said a week ago and two weeks ago and three weeks ago and four weeks ago and five weeks ago and six weeks ago |
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