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[INST] The idea that blacks must vote for only one specific party is the real injustice. Show them this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=skGEBgePHtk. Then tell em to fuck off. [/INST] Anyone else think its retarded to tell a person to keep their political beliefs over a kid wondering if its ok to keep enjoying a music genre? No? just me? Ok
[INST] Special production run for them as a promotional? [/INST] No, literally that site and story is actual fake news.
[INST] Is it? then I'm god damn all in on them. [/INST] EBITDA positive in the ride sharing segment
[INST] How un American of you to want a recession during thanksgiving [/INST] Pullback* and because of a bill supporting Democracy. It literally doesn’t get more American than making a sacrifice for freedom. Selling out democracy for 50 bucks and cheap air pods is as unamerican as it gets.
[INST] Nobody knows what a balm does, they're unpredictable [/INST] Is that a kind of creature?
[INST] Buying a call and a put is called a straddle, and it can be profitable. [/INST] Yeah... but are there any general rules of thumb about when IV (with regard to options pricing) makes them unprofitable?
[INST] My buddy who’s in this battery business says about 5 years [/INST] My options would have expired way before then. Next
[INST] Car loans are APR, in other words the 4% is charged PER YEAR. So with your numbers (this is all calculated with no payments being made): 19000 * .04 = $760 of interest for the YEAR. $760 / 12 months = $63.34 dollars of interest PER MONTH $63.34 * 7 months = $443.38 to buy a car? Let’s see your $500 car... [/INST] LOL. I bought a $500 car. Ford Galaxy. But that was in 1980, and it was a piece of shit. I don't think it lasted two years.
[INST] Poo anyways. Your dog will clean it up. [/INST] only works in reverse
[INST] His gay? Or He is gay? [/INST] he is his gay
[INST] For a price [/INST] A true capitalist right here
[INST] China will wait until Friday morning to retaliate [/INST] Why wait until Friday?
[INST] You forgot the part where you tell them you’re a Nigerian prince [/INST] I never forget that part
[INST] Where the huge green giant dildo is [/INST] I’m guessing you didn’t pull up the chart. There is no difference. The market is chugging along like it has for several years.
[INST] Are u the three way guy [/INST] He said wife but like I think he was lying like is a tranny really a wife
[INST] So people gtfo of your house earlier. [/INST] ^ precisely
[INST] But that's like 5 years away [/INST] 5 years maybe... 10 years definitely.
[INST] Full shaft? [/INST] yes
[INST] 320, why r u limiting ur dreams so hard [/INST] Don’t tell me 320’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon
[INST] 22. My experience has been having a girlfriend in high school who just blue balled me, and then I've had 6 one night stands. lol [/INST] Try harder
[INST] Is there any way to leverage it? [/INST] Yes! Lie and say you have friends, then ask for additional invites. Alternatively, you can sell naked call on your invite by telling a stranger to show up as you. Hope it helps
[INST] really did my mother like that 😢 [/INST] OP's mother should have taken his advice and aborted him so we wouldn't have to read this trash.
[INST] The bears are back! The bears are back! [/INST] 🐻
[INST] Gender study gang [/INST] Naked man sculpting
[INST] Awesome, thanks! [/INST] AMD wheel is for pussies..try that shit on TSLA. It's like flooring a model S. Also, I started a wheel on AMD cause the TSLA one is giving me anxiety.
[INST] like a wsb mod in assless chaps on pride weekend [/INST] Like Bear at any time this year
[INST] As a WealthSimple Trade user, I find it really hard to grow my account. I have a small account (\~$150) more so for playing around with and trying to grow. But the FX is so brutal. It practically halves my profits per trade. Any advice for alternative platforms for trading small amounts for a Canadian? [/INST] questrade with us data stream
[INST] few minutes of search led me: AQMS is burning cash and is in the process of offering. Prolly stay away from this for a while. [/INST] Also super close to actually reaching breakeven on plant operations (2 months or so), and a potentially super lucrative licensing deal in the pipeline for soonish. I doubt it goes lower but you are correct on the probably offering coming up and that its definitely super risky
[INST] Our highway department had LED signs that said 'You're not a turkey, don't drive basted.' ... [/INST] Texas: “Feast your eyes on the road.” “Gobble gobble, easy on the throttle.”
[INST] I like your centimillionaires quip, but chewed on it a second and realized that it should probably hectomillionaires, meaning hundreds. Centi means hundredTHS, as in many of us dumbasses on here are probably already centimillionaires. Regardless, liked the term and it reminds me of millihelens as a unit of female beauty, as in 'Gal Godot is 823 millihelens.' [/INST] cen·​ti·​mil·​lion·​aire | \ ˌsentəˈmilyəˌna(a)(ə)r\ Definition of centimillionaire : one whose wealth is estimated at one hundred million (as of dollars or pounds) or more
[INST] Exactly!!! I had like an actual fight with my mom, finally got her to come to terms with the soc then she realized she needed her bank routing number, back to square one. Like how do you mooks think this shit works. You just imagine money into your account, and don’t pay taxes on it? BUT WHY DO THEY NEED MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER? MAYBE SO THEY KNOW WHO THEY FUCK YOU ARE? [/INST] Because you gotta pay taxes for once in your life MOM.
[INST] You misread him; you can either pay a debit or receive a credit when getting into an options trade. “Paying a debit” = “not receiving a credit” [/INST] What does receiving a credit get you?
[INST] Uh there are always an equal amount of buyers and sellers retard since the amount of shares sold is always equal to the amount of shares bought. [/INST] Retard fail...
[INST] Its Walter White Baby Balls [/INST] Yea it is actually baby balls, they're like sesame seeds.
[INST] Apple calls expiring today you mean, right? [/INST] Buy AMZN calls expiring today, thank me later
[INST] german words always sound better when talking about psychology [/INST] The kampf is real
[INST] Triple of zero is still zero. [/INST] This guys math checks out
[INST] Honestly I think all of his ideas would be awesome. I'm all for the gamification of stocks and options. Achievements, profiles, cool ass animations and sound effects and shit when you gain / lose money and when you get dividends... it would be awesome [/INST] 'Achievement unlocked: GUH'd your savings away.'
[INST] >What would you do for love? For a brilliant male bookstore manager who crosses paths with an aspiring female writer, this question is put to the test. what the hell did you recommend me to watch lol? some chick flick? [/INST] No dude. The guy is a killer and it’s way more creative than that trust me I’m a wallstreet psychopath and I loved it
[INST] That you can only withdraw by paying to cancel. [/INST] Been there before lol.
[INST] who you calling? [/INST] Your momma
[INST] cen·​ti·​mil·​lion·​aire | \ ˌsentəˈmilyəˌna(a)(ə)r\ Definition of centimillionaire : one whose wealth is estimated at one hundred million (as of dollars or pounds) or more [/INST] Thanks, learned something new for the day. Didn't realize it was a dictionary word.
[INST] AMD wheel is for pussies..try that shit on TSLA. It's like flooring a model S. Also, I started a wheel on AMD cause the TSLA one is giving me anxiety. [/INST] If i had the dough i'd definitely be wheelin' TSLA like god intends. The IV on that bitch makes for some fat premiums
[INST] Yeah bid ask spread on those strikes is .08 - .35 .10 - .48 Last .3 and .25 [/INST] So basically it is free money. And not only that. The long 15 st has a delta of 0.18, gamma 0.11 and a theta of -0.06. The short 16 st has a delta of 0.19, gamma of 0.09 and a theta of -0.08. So bigger time decay and delta, and lower gamma for the short 16 st. I’ve been fucked for unseen risks before, so i dont know if this is too good to be true or what. Free money?
[INST] I have 20 AMZN 1820 contracts that expire today. Should be a good day. [/INST] I regret listening to this lol Maybe had I bought it premarket...
[INST] Found the put buyer [/INST] There's 1 left?
[INST] Probably CCP. I’m a pussy and sold my calls at open and I’m ragrettimg that for sure [/INST] Commies aren't gonna let their latest shiny object shit the bed so easily
[INST] lol he was shorting it yall got baited by him sick dump [/INST] Wrong, I averaged down to 35.42. I even called the dump in this thread and said to accumulate when that happens at the open.
[INST] Next week I think. Want to hold for a LULU ER play but I'm up a lot and *trying* not to be greedy [/INST] I’m sure LULU will have a positive ER, but their price has run up so much and the options are very expensive now. What strikes and exp’s are you looking at? I’ve been watching them for awhile.
[INST] Don’t have to pay back if it’s not in your possession right? [/INST] Just delete the app! Problem solved!
[INST] did you see how many commercials they had on during football yesterday? this shit is the next BYND [/INST] MOA PTON store was packed Wednesday
[INST] Great performance based on what? If his window strength claims are wrong, the other performance claims are probably made up too 😒 [/INST] apparently, the window didn't break before the reveal. after they tried hammering the door, the inside of the window broke, so the steel ball basically broke the inside window. musk tweeted out there's changes to be made well i sure hope so lol
[INST] DID YOU MEAN GAY PORN LOSERS? [/INST] Sounds like an excellent time either eay
[INST] Valid question. I too am curious. Although from my understanding, Dollar General sells items above 1 Dollar, while Dollar Tree only sells items for 1 dollar. Meaning Dollar General could/can price up their items due to tariffs while Dollar Tree can't. [/INST] Add the fact dollar general currently sells a lot of the same exact brands for way more than a buck. Dollar tree imports tons of chinese junk and still makes a profit, at those prices. The general adds 30% or more to the same product and pass the cost of tarrifs to consumers. Food for thought.
[INST] Actually Tiger Woods is playing golf again so recession coming He basically caused the 2008 drop, now he at it again [/INST] Recession when we find out he’s been fucking hookers again
[INST] Bought these 2 weeks ago as an inverse to the $100k put guy. Amazon stock then flat lined for a week. [/INST] Nice. Did you buy the dips to average out or did you get lucky with buying the calls and not touching them?
[INST] D [/INST] goodbye.
[INST] The opioid thing just scares me. We live in an environment where a person's actions are never their own fault. It is always some big bad company that forced them to be a loser and get hooked on drugs. [/INST] Congratulations on a sub that is full of sarcastic autism, you've managed to take the cake for most ignorant statement ever.
[INST] FDs dude. Look at where you are. [/INST] It's so weird that people seemingly intentionally lose money for the sake of memes. Hopefully it's just a bunch of people too rich to care about these losses, but I kinda doubt it.
[INST] 🎶🎶With Trump and Xi! 🎶🎶 [/INST] They'll go fuck up some, distant lands.
[INST] Hahahaha.... remember last time fed tried to “unwind” the balance sheet.. that was a fun ride [/INST] Nah remember it was “like watching paint dry”
[INST] Why didn't I have a more fiber focused Thanksgiving?? [/INST] Tell me about it
[INST] I bought it when moving avg went negative but it has since went positive so I’ll probs scrap it and sit out [/INST] Good idea. I hope you have the discipline. Sometimes I do not.
[INST] Absolutely, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the tree. [/INST] Did u ever end up getting the puts ? If you did good buy bruh
[INST] Tbh I’d be fine with $200M [/INST] And all I want is a small loan of a million dollars
[INST] He installed RH [/INST] It's Patrick he took out life insurance
[INST] Modern Warfare? [/INST] Ya
[INST] Hold your BABA calls [/INST] Well they expired today so thats not possible but I bought 4k more for next Friday haha
[INST] I turned $300 into $1200 the past month trading options, forget the stocks [/INST] nobody tell him
[INST] The people I saw weren’t using it to gain margin for other plays. Just infinitely trying to increase their position. [/INST] They were all using it to gain margin for other plays. Some got locked out before they could make the plays.
[INST] I didnt stutter [/INST] It's a pity you didn't.
[INST] I do all my trades on a desktop and fidelity let’s me do $4000 transfers and throw them away on options the same day. I’ve used Robinhood but it didn’t let you do SPX. [/INST] Have you applied for the fidelity debit card for your personal brokerage account? It's cool to have. I use my like I use my debit or credit card swipe anywhere if I don't want to use my bank card.
[INST] U should sue for them trusting you with options [/INST] Hm.. but when I use them with TDA it all goes well... Maybe RH is cursed? O.o
[INST] What % of your net worth is this 190k? [/INST] I'd rather not say.
[INST] What is that, like 15-19 pornstars? *and* he'd get a souvenir video at no extra cost. [/INST] Assuming a high end pornstar is like 10k max for an hour yeah he fucked up
[INST] I will be back. That was the message. [/INST] Him: -198k - “I’ll be back” Lololol Me: -$17.50 from free stocks - “I had a good run. . .”
[INST] More people need to understand this. Short term repo literally does not matter at all. All it's for is preventing a bank run, which is highly unlikely in the first place. It's fallout protections from the 1920s and very common practice. [/INST] That's why I'm here. To spread my very limited knowledge. As they say: 'in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king'
[INST] Thanks, learned something new for the day. Didn't realize it was a dictionary word. [/INST] Yeah NP. Now let’s go try to join that club. Betting the bank on NG. Let’s goooo
[INST] It's Patrick he took out life insurance [/INST] Good for you, son!
[INST] It's been continuing for the past five years. [/INST] avg. 151% over 60 months, so based off your math, it'll be up to $56.50 by the end of Jan 🤤🤤 wowee rick
[INST] I didn't start out with 200k. I've deposites money into my RH for over 2 years with different deposits. They add up all to the final amount. [/INST] Pics or ban
[INST] I'm buying calls in a few different REIs expiring next year [/INST] Dude, what tickers.
[INST] Just closed them for like 5% profit after being - 75% and it just keeps marching down could've made 100% fml [/INST] Damn good shit!
[INST] Left out expiring today. Point is tendies dont have to be huge gains. [/INST] Dude you are talking to yourself
[INST] >retarded from birth I thought autism was a good thing. [/INST] Yeah but your autism is more the kind that makes you screech when your underwear isn't the right brand of Disney cartoon.
[INST] Drip too hard don’t stand too close [/INST] Fuck around and drown
[INST] Small price to pay for you guys ❤️ [/INST] That's why we love u ---- NO HOMO
[INST] U [/INST] C
[INST] Delete RH and the bank's app too. I delete the SEC app and local police app too, regularly. It's the only way to be sure. [/INST] Just delete SSN and birth certificate and buy a new set. Probably won't cost all that much compared to those losses.
[INST] If your tendies aren’t expiring same day you’re a sucker [/INST] Yes, pretty sure that's a Buffett's quote
[INST] I never forget that part [/INST] Name checks out
[INST] Well if I really told the truth, it would be boring. No porn at all. Just trying to keep this thread entertaining. Gmail and Google was the other tabs. [/INST] That's more gay than watching gay porn.
[INST] Demolished man [/INST] Cant tell if shitpost or not but I wish there was a movie for The Demolished Man. Old school scifi.
[INST] Dude you are talking to yourself [/INST] I was, until you interupted.
[INST] And all I want is a small loan of a million dollars [/INST] Easy, just have a million dollars, you can get loans all day long.
[INST] I'm sorry but maybe you didn't see that the Adventures of Tin Tin is out. actually what am I looking for ? You ? @ ? i'm confused now man [/INST] He means the NFLX series 'You' And he's right. It's GREAT Did you like Dexter? 'You' is similar but more twisted
[INST] Literally can't go tits up. [/INST] Stocks only go up
[INST] Didn’t mind watching it, but at the end I was like wtf, this was the end to the 3.5 hours I invested into watching this POS [/INST] oof yeah 3.5 is going to be a half and half for us.
[INST] Yep! [/INST] thank you
[INST] Nah consulting. I’ve had that concern so I try to only use it when work is light. And pray that they’re not monitoring our internet use that closely lol [/INST] oh tight. lol good call- I'm less concerned they see I search something random, and more concerned they figure out it's for degenerate options trading and see me differently lol.