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Wrong, 420 by 4/20.
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and then it goes..... *up in smoke*😉 |
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I went to a Zumba class once to oogle girls
It was pretty gay
It's not the worst idea I've had
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My ex wife is hot she loved Zumba. |
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$1452 more than I made
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Up about a grand today |
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Jack off
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Cue Matthew McConaughey |
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Lmao just bought his son a jag and his girl a Beemer he's got me beat by a mile.
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Ya, but you're just one FD from doing the same |
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How df does someone like him even get to 200k NW in the first place?
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Probably from making bets like this, but getting lucky for a few years. |
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Yeah I don’t wanna jump the gun and take profits early. My last three trades if i waited longer would have printed huge. But I don’t wanna be retarded and lose it. Seems like it’s worth sitting on for a week and reevaluate!
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well, it definitely doesn't have to be all or nothing. you can consider taking like a 33% or 50% off the table for now - good luck whatever you choose, bro! i personally sold - i was eating a bunch of L's recently and just needed to take the W for now. |
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Robinhood hasnt reached us in europe yet, they are putting us on a waiting list and bumping us up is we refer friends. very pyramiddy
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Sounds like a an iNcReDiBle oPpOrTuNity to get in on the GROUND FLOOR. |
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Just play SPY you nitwit you got to many 💩 tickers on there
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Excuse me 😳
MDT🏥 is not 💩
Neither is CAG🥙
...Fook AMAT💾, Issa revenge trade 😡 |
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No such thing as free money. FDA denial could send this thing down 75%+. But it seems like the $2.50p are pretty damn safe
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Seems like it, tempted to sell a shit load of these |
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They cover my dental credit card
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They also sent a scam email to everyone with an Amazon credit card yesterday and triggered a mass panic about their accounts being stolen. |
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Social, account number and D.O.B for starters.
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After what he did here, all that shit is worthless. Don’t even bother asking |
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There hasn't been an ATH in almost an hour, so obviously yes!
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This.
To make sure of it, I just bought puts... |
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Stocks only go up
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Stonks only goup |
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Stop buying 3 DTE calls
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My long calls are down too lmao, going long just turns into a slow booty rape. |
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We mooning?
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Yes |
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I'm going to assume your full name is 'Walter White But Black'
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Its Walter White Baby Balls |
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I can do 5%
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👎🏻 the gov has me @ 3.56 on 3 of my loans. Appreciate the offer though! |
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If you wait long enough, every stock is a gainer.
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Lehman brothers disagrees with you |
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the closer you were to ITM originally, the less profit you make.
so if you were only one strike above ITM, then your gains would be small.
if you were multiple strikes above ITM and now it's ITM, thats when you make real money
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thanks man. so if I'm playing earnings, it's a balance of how greedy I want to be while also avoiding IV crush |
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Well fuck I hope it works out for the both of us then, what expiration did you buy?
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12/6, tripling down brought my avg down too so I’m in the greens bud |
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Thanks for your donation
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lmao I'm holding it a lot longer than 1 day dumb ass, I'll post my trade ticket here when I eventually sell it, gain or loss. |
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You’re assuming it’s still on his body
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Hell if it ain't even more money to be made. |
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[https://imgur.com/a/FsqrBV3](https://imgur.com/a/FsqrBV3)
ez money indeed. I think I'm going to apply for a loan tomorrow If I do this for a week i'd have enough to upgrade my AI software for even better yields. thanks for the explanation, I won't forget you when I repossess your assets once I've ascended.
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Don't forget to write or call 😁 |
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It's fucking duplo God damn
Source: worked for lego
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Were you a product tester? |
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Bought calls at the top. Inverse me.
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You've killed us all |
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Alright, cool. Thanks. I feel like a graph would be much more interesting to look at than the plain 'P/L Year' line
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Just log in to your td account and it should be on the my account overview section! |
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Man, as much as this is a joke, its such a depressing thought
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You’re a legit simp if this actually depresses you. In the real world women are just out there living not “constantly getting dicked down by Tyrone and chad” Jesus ya your future wife is gonna have other partners before. Deal with it you probably will have too |
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That's wild. I hope this is not a significant amount of money for you and was just a fun gamble.
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This tard is a cashier and borrowed the money from banks, his family and his friends. I couldn’t even stomach this. |
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This is starting to feel like the truth
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It’s been pretty obvious the last 6 months with all the trade talk non sense |
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top 10 things said moments before disaster struck
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up 3% on the day. love the company and the stonk, but at some point its just expensive sweatpants. |
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You son of a bitch, get out of my head!!!!
\*\*Edit\*\*
I saw a combined borrow rate of \~11% on Monday from IB.
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What's a combined borrow rate? |
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Based on how the market usually reacts at during specific months, Dec should be green. Last year was one of those exceptions.
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Thanks random stranger, time to all in on spy calls |
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Both shares and calls. Going to use my profits to buy puts on FASTLY
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Why NET is up and FASTLY is down suddenly. |
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>If Trump looks like he's going to lose
that would only happen if SPY collapsed, but Trump knows it and he won't allow it.
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Trumps #1 goal is to make spy go over 355 |
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Are you still holding or did you cut losses?
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Still holding but bought a bunch of 60$ calls. Some analysts upgraded them after the earnings. Average target price is like 75 now. So I still believe |
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Yeah the problem with that strategy is that the price of ours has dropped so much since he entered the trade. He’d barely recover anything. The smarter idea is to get out of the trade entirely and focus on making healthy decisions...but who are we kidding, autism can’t be cured.
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Er, yeah, what I meant to say was take out a loan to buy more of the same FDs. Thanks for catching that |
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Dangit woman! I told you we're buying christmas stuff at dollar tree.
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😂😂😂😂😂 |
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Tbdh, idek
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Yup... autism |
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And here we are in 9th grade. Time flies when you’re fucking around
Edit: changed ducking to fucking. This is the bearish dd I need
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I’m only in 8th great. Mong was so last yr... |
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I didn't lose any money but I lost out on huge gains since I sold covered calls on my SPY shares a while back.
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Could've rolled them to a later date and higher strike for credit. |
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Mine was more of a joke. Been dating for 5 years now. I'm in medical school and she has a real job. I help pay for a lot of things but I'm still broke af so she usually contributes a bit more. It'll all balance out in a few years when I have an actual job
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I’m a woman dating a guy who is in medical school! I feel like it’s an automatic thing for me to contribute more than he does while he is focusing on med school and i agree, it will all balance out in a few years! |
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Really? Damn didn't know that I've been lurking for like 6 months never noticed that
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Sort by new sometime. It's a trip. |
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No problem.. yeah this market has been wild lately. I expect a little bit of topping pretty soon, If not here. Friday will likely see no volume but entering next week things could get interesting as the end of the year nears and people get back to work. It’s going to be difficult for the big funds not to sell..
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Dec 3 and Dec 15 are 2 big days on my calendar. HK Bill passes on the 3rd and tariffs go or no go into effect on the 15th. |
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How long 🅿️🅿️🤭
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😳🤤 |
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Cowboys or Bills?
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Boys |
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well, it definitely doesn't have to be all or nothing. you can consider taking like a 33% or 50% off the table for now - good luck whatever you choose, bro! i personally sold - i was eating a bunch of L's recently and just needed to take the W for now.
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Hey man we’ve all been there. Well thanks for the solid call dude. A pleasure getting tendies with you |
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This tard is a cashier and borrowed the money from banks, his family and his friends. I couldn’t even stomach this.
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I am assuming he is joking about the cashier part. No bank would give someone this much money unless they had significant assets or income. |
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Some social media intern probably came up with it 4 days ago but took this long to get it through corporate
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This guy corporates |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Noted. 👋
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Glad we could help. We really are the best. Now who’s got those quality grubhub calls? |
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Remember someone has to buy your LEAP
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you mean sell? |
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Technically Thanksgiving in gyna
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Nobody in the world gives a shit about thanksgiving besides Americans |
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We're on WSB, do I need to explain why we don't like the tesla truck? Do you not understand stock prices? Jesus Christ you retards never cease to amaze me. New levels of autism every day.
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Coming from the guy who said 'all he had to to do is make an electric truck'.
He made a truck, and you're mad there's too many straight lines.
New levels of autism, indeed. |
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But why never use a stop loss?
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Because the market abruptly sells off (chart looks like a cliff) and you sell your stock at a ridiculous low price
Stock prices are not smooth/continuous, they are discontinuous
Stop losses and other kinds of portfolio insurance are POISON
You will be filled with regret. DON'T EVER USE A STOP-LOSS |
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My dude, I think this clears things up:
[https://ibkb.interactivebrokers.com/node/41](https://ibkb.interactivebrokers.com/node/41)
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Yeah it agrees with what I wrote, I think. 1.85% is the fed funds in that Apple example they used. And because Apple is easy to borrow at 0.25% fee, if you short it you're actually getting paid 1.6% (1.85% - 0.25% = 1.60%). |
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I'm bull gang bruh
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Oh good!! Stay that way until confirmation of no deal hits then we might need to switch jackets lol |
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Unfortunately I am vaccinated yeah. I guess I’ll quit life now and hope I get a better roll in the next one.
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That’s a good thing. If you’re doing this and you’re not autistic then you’re retarded. |
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Government will pump more money into the market to offset any selling. You’re fine.
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God forbid normal people don’t have 25k and day trade 4 times in a week. But government stock pumping? That’s fine. We are fine. Literally the feds will be out of money in a year at this rate. |
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Tesla is not going to double and add $60 BILLION in market cap without a windfall of surprise earnings that come out of nowhere. Their P/E won’t double from here.
1/13/20 edit: I love how every cockroach comes crawling back to this post like they’re some kind of genius. Show us all your call buys from 47 days ago.
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Do it then biaaaatch |
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what gay broker doesnt have AH
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A Canadian one. Now I have to find TSX options to trade tomorrow since you fucks have the day off. |
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It’s called the Santa clause effect u ignoramus
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Ignoramus et ignorabimus |
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Still holding but bought a bunch of 60$ calls. Some analysts upgraded them after the earnings. Average target price is like 75 now. So I still believe
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Ok I’m holding on too, I’ll update you in a month if I decide to sell |
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Right, I know I’m pissing into the wind here, but I’m just mildly annoyed at this idea that having six figures means you can easily win with theta gang. Many times I have missed out on large gains because I sold covered calls against my position.
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I guess what others imply is that with a lot of principal you can sell a lot of options and make a decent profit. I can totally see someone with 200k in principal selling contracts worth 3k every week. You don’t have to work then, just do one trade a week |
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STFU 🐻 NATION
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Please donate your money to the Salvation Army.. it’s better than someone like me taking it in the markets |
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250,000 of them now.
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Damn people just gave him a cool $25M and doesn't even need to give a percentage to Kickstarter! |
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Were you a product tester?
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*taster |
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Share buybacks were illegal at one time
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And billionaires used to have a higher tax rate than waitresses. |
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Covered calls are a good strategy but if he is covering them with 15mil in stock that 18k premium isn’t that significant. IMHO its feasible that tesla could double in the next 6 months and I wouldn’t want to cap my upside on 46k shares for 18k.
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I’d be willing to bet anyone any amount of money that Tesla will not double by June. |
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Mario or Green Mario?
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Regular Mario :) |
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Is this TDA? You can have your brokerage account double as a checking account?
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Yep |
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No problem
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Nice, how many positions you hold usually |
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What are you thinking?
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Thinking down but the price action is weird. I have an old post but TL;DR down because it's a GE subsidiary and hasn't been doing great. They've shown interest in a EOY 2018 report of liquidating their equity in them. |
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You run deficits counter-cyclically not during a 10 year fucking expansion. Federal reserve 101. But it's Trump so there are special rules.
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Right, my bad, I just took your comment at face value and made fun of how spectacularly wrong it was. I didn’t realize you meant to take it all back and say something different. |
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No deal
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https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/27/trump-signs-bill-backing-hong-kong-protesters-into-law-in-spite-of-beijings-objections.html
Look again. Not counting on anything because I know the market is irrational and may not even care.... |
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got that right. when bears become bulls, the market goes bye bye
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Reality is becoming seamless with parody |
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Ricky Gutierrez. He basically copied his swing trading style with DGAZ and UGAZ and it was working for a time. I don't recommend copying investments though.
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DGAZ and UGAZ seems to be what his followers mainly trade at least according to Ricky's discord room. I check it every now and then and every time, those 2 stocks are mentioned that day. |
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Bored af rich retard made a bet with some fat rich bitch who had a fitbit on that he would buy puts on it because it looks gross around her fat disgusting hand.
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More likely. Rich guy buys one for his side piece who has put on 5/10lbs since being exposed to caviar. He tells her to wear it 24/7 and tell him what she thinks because he is thinking about investing. |
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Can I throw a steel ball at your $500 assembled lego set?
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Seriously a damn Lego set costs more than a tesla deposit |
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Thoughts on SQ in the next month or so?
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Majority of my portfolio is SQ. I hate/love that stock. I've done ok selling covered calls when it was flat. I'm going long on shares for now. I base this on absolutely nothing. |
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'Just a Pam Beesley looking for my Jim Halper'
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Fucking kill me |
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NO U!
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Checkmate |
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Greatly retarded. Look at that expiration date.
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Your dogs are great. I looked at them. |
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Easy enough to only lose you 15% this time.
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Ding ding |
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Dude a asshole is a asshole ok
The fuck u mean bro. U wanna fight ?
I’ll prison rape your ass and make u hold my cock after u swallow my cock
We can write coverd calls together bae
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You gay as mother fucking hell, last word |
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CPA
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Why do you need a CPA? TDA calculates everything for you with respect to your capital gains right? |
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ESPN?
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Fox sports Wisconsin 😝 |
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Dear lord it looks ugly
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looks ugly cause you’ve never seen anything like it. if you grew up with only cars like this then you would think the cars out now are ugly |
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Oh I got puts baby
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F |
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Any DD guides on how?
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Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don’t be unattractive
Step 3: have a lot of money if step 1 & 2 fail |
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based on literally everyone saying recession inbound
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.9461 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/07039) |
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/s, if that where true I’d be on the phone with my student aid department maxing out loans for yolos
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This is how you really short Democrats |
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Just don't report it lmao
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Not legal lol |
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I fucking bought baba at 156. Knew the trade war wasn't going to affect them since their audience is chinese/indian/SEA based. If I had bought calls I'd be fucking to the moon right now.
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Geez. Hopefully it keeps going up |
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Hi n word
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My ninja! |
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Yeah we definitely pressuring them. They are restructuring all their trade though with the “Silk Road revival”(my phrase, China’s name isn’t as cool). So in the long run they are setting up a really nice trade circle
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Ya but we can start trading with Great Britain and bring back East India CO. This time it will be oxy wars instead of opium though. |
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im guessing you have no native born chinese friends lol
go tell a real chinese person your theory that the government leaders secretly care more about their own personal portfolios than the dignity of china
let me know what reaction you get
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Dude there are people in the US who genuinely believe trump cares about America more than his portfolio. |
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>If you thought he wouldn't your not seeing reality correctly and should really check yourself.
The art of the 20/20 hindsight right here, any chance you can predict last weeks lottery numbers for me, my dude?
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The bill passed with 417–1 vote. Mango man not signing that in the lead up to an election year? It doesn't take hindsight to work that one out. |
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Nice
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Nice |
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Lmao I love mayo🤣
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Found the Titans fan. |
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