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This bill was going to go into effect with or with out his signature... China knew that and anyone one who took a social studies class knew that.
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How does a bill take effect without the president's signature? |
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Probably somebody who owns a fuck load of shares (maybe an early employee) and needs a hedge in case his buyout doesn’t go through
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this |
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Stocks go up though
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Yeah, stocks go up! |
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That's why futures are down?
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It went down initially even though everyone knew Trump would sign the bill. Now it's just going sideways so the 'shock' factor is now priced in. We're not even below the lows of the day so this is basically nothing. Dip buyers are likely going to jump. |
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Your limit will be hit and maybe the market will go right back up
If you automate your sell, you are asking to have your shares taken away from you
Just don't do it
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This is exactly what happened to me and you are 100% correct. It’s like the stock dipped just enough and violently to trigger my shares dumping before it bounced right back up. Almost made me throw up. Will never use a stop limit ever again. Will only sell covered calls for large positions |
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You’ll probably be fine. Haven’t you learned anything these last 6 months? All dips are immediately bought up. Stocks rally on any news, whether its good or bad.
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Ya and he tweeted that he did it for CHINA so there’s that..?!? |
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Wait, does **any** brokerage have their banking charter? Why on earth would they do that? They can just partner with one, or any number of, banks and keep their money there. Then partner with a bank directly to issue a debit card. I have no idea what they were thinking applying for a charter. Nobody does this at their stage.
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Yes, lots of brokerage firms have a charter. |
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You’ll be good
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No, no he won't |
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That was the most hilarious retaliation ever
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Don’t you mean, hirarious letariation? |
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300,000k in high dividend yielding stocks
30-40k a year in dividends
Buy a house and car, save up the rest for whatever the fuck
In the south that can be done, lived on and still have 100k left over and 300k in stocks
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10-13% div yields isn't sustainable. However I agree $600k could be enough for someone frugal and single. |
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You’re gay
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>You’re
*'Your',* bitch. |
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I have 313.5/313 put credit spreads expiring Friday...with my history you’ll be fine. I mean we can’t both lose...right?
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With your powers combined, you make ... Iron Condor! |
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I ate one last night that barely even hit at all. This one hit hard in like 2 hours
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Fuck it’s hitting Hard I can’t stop eating this movie is too fucking long |
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Futures down 30 basis points. Yawn
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China will wait until Friday morning to retaliate |
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Nice
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Nice |
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What stonks
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Grocery store stocks. He's talking about buying turkey for Thanksgiving. |
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Cause it’s retarded
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Prove it |
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DGAZ and UGAZ seems to be what his followers mainly trade at least according to Ricky's discord room. I check it every now and then and every time, those 2 stocks are mentioned that day.
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Yeah you see a video and sure its easy to say 'i entered this position because i saw this' and makes sense what he is saying because you can see the entire graph, but on the live market i can't see shit. Maybe im just an idiot. |
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Fucking brilliant, I wish I was this retarded.
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I wish I was half the retard i aspire to be. |
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The [top reply for me](https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1199750242104512512?s=20) is really good:
>The difference being that Rocky actually beats the Russian.
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Does 'beats off the Russian' count? |
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who needs thinktanks when we have thinkautists!?
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Literally the same thing |
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I knew it was wrong. Sorry, couldn’t make it right in my brain.
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Nah man it's how it should be spelled. English is stupid. 🤙 |
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which one
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He obviously means the fancy one. |
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I’m thankful for all the retarded Disney bulls pumping this POS to new highs yesterday on a completely bogus NY Post article so I could get a cheap entry into puts. See y’all at $130!
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what article
i cant find it
all i found was this
[https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-groped-disney-world-princess-as-his-wife-sat-next-to-him-cops/](https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-groped-disney-world-princess-as-his-wife-sat-next-to-him-cops/) |
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truth
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not only that but I doubt she'd have the political arm to make that happen in washington. markets might still dump anyway because theyre gay as wsb mods |
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the day i find a grey hair is the day i kill myself
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I'll die the day I find true black |
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Might hit 3 after approval
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It almost hit 3 without the approval but since it was delayed until February, will probably see a lot of up and down until then. Holding March '20 calls. |
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Buy to open, sell to close.
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it shows like this when I try to close it. Does this mean I need to have more margin to close it?
[https://ibb.co/vJxXnMN](https://ibb.co/vJxXnMN) |
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Decided to skim through there for a sec ,it's worse than I remember'I've got 60K in the bank and make 55K a year Is it a pipe dream for me to buy a house for less than 200k' Jesus.
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It is a pipe dream, just don't share what was in that pipe with any of your friends. |
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you ain't an autist..
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C'mon autists can do basic math. We just choose to ignore what the numbers tell us. |
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I dont think infinite means what you think it means..
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I've heard that infinite is at the very least higher than 2. |
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Was expecting to be downvoted for that response. I said something similar when SPY was around 300 and was cussed out by someone who said no way can the market keep going up but here we are at 315.
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You're not wrong. Big money knows the global economy has bleak days ahead of it. MMers are taking advantage of the FOMO euphoria to dump positions onto retail.
Big money generally doesn't lose. People often forget who's selling them their contracts. |
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Advice from a pro.
don't sell naked calls.
There is easier less risky money to be made. There are easier trades.
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Naked puts it is then |
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If we spray paint a dick on him his account will get fixed faster.
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Racial slurs and swastikas are just as effective but funnier. |
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Just promise people free shit and you'll have the uneducated and poor votes
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The fact you think most uneducated people vote Democrat shows how uneducated you are. |
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He always does that. Probably didn't even read what the bill was about. How is signing it = showing respect to Xi and Gyna? It is complete opposite but no wonder Mango man makes no sense in whatever he says lol
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it really makes no sense its fucking hilarious how stupid he is |
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Lol holding physical gold is fucking great as long as your currency is constantly in the fucking toilet. Just take a look at any shit currency priced in gold. Those fuckers are happy if they held gold. For us retards, the play is in the actual companies, returns can moon if gold just moves up 20%
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Alright so I’m in a pretty goofy fucking situation.
I own part of a gold store. I own a lot of physical gold.
Should I constantly be short a few miners just to be able to cash in on a gold taking a shit? I don’t see that happening too much short/medium term but still an interesting thought. |
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Thanks for the response!
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I am happy as well lol. |
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Did you hedge it with a call?
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This is WSB what do you think |
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If it wasnt priced in, it is now.
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the market is closed |
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Theres more to the inheritance just his mom capped his college cut. She foresaw this type of situation
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The rich don't even go broke like the rest of us... |
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Yes but how much money should be allocated to each trade is the what I mean, with no risk management the likely good of losing money is substantially increased
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With in his personal risk tolerance 😅 |
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Probably from making bets like this, but getting lucky for a few years.
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He didn't realize elons autism |
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You can blow the flaccid dick whenever you want, my friend
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I think the point he was making is that it's yet to go flaccid because it's all hopped on blue pills. |
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homie theres no such thing asa normal car they’re only “ normal “ because you grew up with them
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Dude you’re not reading. I’m saying in our reality, cars look like what they do and that is normal to us. Don’t hit me with that intro to ethic BS that normal is just what we make it. I went to college too man. |
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Ice
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'Vanilla is that you?' - Mary Jane. |
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what article
i cant find it
all i found was this
[https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-groped-disney-world-princess-as-his-wife-sat-next-to-him-cops/](https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-groped-disney-world-princess-as-his-wife-sat-next-to-him-cops/)
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2019/11/25/disney-averaging-almost-a-million-subscribers-a-day/amp/ |
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No, no he won't
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No, he will be. Always reverse WSB |
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One more time please
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For the people in the back! |
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Yeah been in talks with them but they have not gotten back to me since
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You forgot the part where you tell them you’re a Nigerian prince |
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Nice
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Nice |
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I did go buy puts on EWH the first time I heard Kyle Bass explain his hypothesis. But now I’m not so sure. The puts are cheap but very unlikely to pay. I think I’m still holding 30 $17s in 21 and 22 but I’m doubtful they will print.
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What is your duration? |
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Hey, do you have the atlas trading discord still by any chance?
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Nah fuck that place. I got my own, low-key channel. |
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On the basis of fucking what? The crystals have ‘them good vibes’ or that a planet is in place it’s in every time it does a lap of the sun?
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Lol damn man it was a joke |
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and to the right.
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imagine taking ~~investment~~ gambling advice from these autists |
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EVERYTIME I GO IN THERE ITS A BUNCH OF FAT CHICK WHO THINK THAT over loading makeup will make them valid as opposed to spin class or pilates. Ulta wack
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Exactly. And since America is the most obese country in the world there is an abundance of fat chicks ready and willing to blow their entire welfare check on ulta every month. Long ulta |
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This sub thinks writing covered calls = naked calls but thinks buying hundreds of thousands USD in short dated options is safe money.
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Exactly, if you're going to make a balls to the wall dumb as heck move at least have the time value high enough to counteract your autism. |
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Infer toko, infer. I know that may be asking a lot of the average poster in this sub but let's do our best.
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Read e3crazyb's question again.
Reading comprehension, 27. I know it's asking a lot but yadda yadda yadda. |
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>You’re
*'Your',* bitch.
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His gay?
Or
He is gay? |
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That sounds crazy and painful.
That's got to be it.
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Kinda like anal sex the first time. |
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It’s November
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Like he said, it’s been a rough March. |
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Did you buy options? Or just long stocks?
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Long. I did this with a lot less stress and more sleep than some people did with options. |
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Send your address. I’ll get it to you before thanksgiving dinner.
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You have no idea how tempting that is, officer1 |
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Let's do this.
So apparently the company is a one trick pony. It's make or break on this one. They phase 2 data was very very promising and phase 3 is a carbon copy.
The company has also been on a quite hiring stint the last few months. Somethings in the hopper.
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Yeah, saw the tip about jobs being posted on LinkedIn. I sold a couple12/20 $11 covered calls for like $1.3/each as a slight hedge, IV was so high I figured why not, and would still be 100%+ return in less than a month even if they get called away. |
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Let’s make a business
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wsb makes a business - always sunny season 69 |
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Naked puts it is then
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haha... if you gotta go naked might as well. |
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Don't get your niece drunk this Thanksgiving.
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inversing rn |
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What's that
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You invest capital gains in an opportunity zone (special purpose geographic zones- typically lower income areas) in either real estate or business in those areas for 10 years and your capital gain is deferred, reduced, and you keep any appreciation tax free. Google them. They are new and going to be huge. |
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Look if the you sell options and it goes into trouble for what ever reason and you spend $1-3k to roller over or get if off trouble , in that case you are spending us much as buying options . But your gains are cap , for that reason I don’t like selling options
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Considering 90% of options expire worthless I like my odds better.
If buying works for you great. I'm done with buying and now I'm consistently making money from selling puts.
Worst outcome is that I need to pull in some savings to cover an option that really goes against me. |
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And how much would it be if he doubled it with Tesla calls before setting up the 6-7%? And what if he got back 5x first? That's the dumb opportunity that was in his head.
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Sure, thats what gambling is. Looking at potential rewards and not potential costs. Losing 100k dollars at 20 is a MUCH bigger loss than someone losing 100k at 50 YO, because of the associated opportunity cost. |
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I think the point he was making is that it's yet to go flaccid because it's all hopped on blue pills.
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Then when will it be ready to suck to hardness? |
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His statement was not significant to stock market or economy, it was quite unnecessary probably related to some of his own insecurities. And I will keep mentioning it in the future.
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re-calibrate yours compasses boys, I found the down-vote magnet |
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At first, I was skeptical. But, seeing as how the size of your poops have confused even a colossal engineer... I'm a believer. |
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Good for you and I hope you make a good life thriving in this culture. But why the hell are you concerned about how other people clean their shit.
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Because it's fucking gross |
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Dude you’re not reading. I’m saying in our reality, cars look like what they do and that is normal to us. Don’t hit me with that intro to ethic BS that normal is just what we make it. I went to college too man.
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normal is exactly what we make it. used to not be computers. boom, computers. now they’re normal |
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No way bull gang 5lyfe (although it would be nice to see apple tank one day)
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I was Hella bullish on amd. Then it fucking fell and killed my calls.
Now my puts are getting killed as well wtf |
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What are you referring to?
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my gut feeling that there should be a recession for no reason |
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You realize who has control over those tariffs, right?
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Pooh bear |
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I so want to buy SpaceX calls
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Private company, can't buy SpaceX anything.
Well... You could buy GOOGL calls since Alphabet invested $1 billion in SpaceX back in 2015 and owns 10% of the company. |
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Naw, I haven’t but if you’re planning to run a multiple monitor configuration then you’ll need two gpus depending how much you plan to scale up. Load that bitch up with a lot of RAM, the new AMD Ryzen, and SSD HDs
Any decent motherboard should do the trick. Just make sure it has the correct socket for the CPU you are planning to use
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yikes |
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Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don’t be unattractive
Step 3: have a lot of money if step 1 & 2 fail
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How much money do I need exactly? |
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This is WSB what do you think
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Yes. |
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Most people don't give a flying fuck about the market
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I didn't until I found out about options |
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I was holding that exact options, amongst others, and I sold em like a bitch. I don’t have money like the other people on this thread so my losses aren’t huge, but I’m down 60% of my portfolio in the last two weeks.
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The ass-hat on Tuesday who dumped what must have been thousands of shares at the close, plus this being a short week, really screwed that same position for everyone IMO |
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It definitely is depending on what college you go to.
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It’s not representative of the average tuition at all so that’s a stupid ass comment. Can you find $40k a year tuition? Yeah but you can also find $10k a year tuition and 10-15k a yr is pretty standard for public university |
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Do you know what a balm does?
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Nobody knows what a balm does, they're unpredictable |
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it won't because everybody knew Trump had to sign it, including Xi. PricedIn.co.uk
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Not that mango has to. It is just the bill will pass regardless of what he chooses |
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Allah said: don't charge interest.
He ain't never sad anything about raising the initial price and taking payments in installments...
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I'm sure, such reasoning will fool the master of the universe. |
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sorry i don’t quite understand. how does that work? doesn’t the seller have to pay for whatever gains the contract makes? sorry i’m new to options trading
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they can offset it completely to be delta neutral, that's how market makers make money |
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What's with that 4th one? It has some green numbers? What's that about?
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Twitter puts |
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Are you alive
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u know he ded |
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^^Shhh.... ^^Just ^^let ^^the ^^circlejerk ^^happen
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I’d like to know the story behind why he’s such a douchebag/troll, and also how he commands so many downvoted. But I really don’t care enough to find out. |
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Have you ever considered that people might have a fully paid off 4.2 million dollar home & 100k car + a health savings account with 100k+ in it. When you are retired and have 32k/year and your only costs are food/tax & a little bit of insurance...it's plenty
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Why does it need to be a 4.2 million dollar home? 700-1M is reasonable. |
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I think Xi is already a cuck, and it's priced in
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Winnie the cuck |
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Cause it reduced how much I was risking. In hindsight it was a bad idea obviously.
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Yea, but you won’t go broke making a profit. |
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Dropped out. Didn't fail out. Passed boards/clinics but just didn't want it anymore. Was going to go into EM. Now I trade full time.
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If you don't mind, what made you want to quit? I'll be starting next year and I thought attrition at us schools were abysmally low. |
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got a full 6k yolo on TSLA puts for tomorrow let us pray together brotha
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you guys are fucked. good luck though. |
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8 years ago when rate were 0. It was very possible to get a 2% loan with a good credit score
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Oh, you mean when inflation was below 2%? Got it. |
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I'm buying calls
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Literally can't go tits up |
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I have a link to all the episodes for free. Let me know if you’re interested
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Thanks. I have a 24/7 section in my IPTV setup that streams Seinfeld 24/7. When I need a few Cosmo Giddy Ups! i have a visit :D |
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