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24Dec. I’m heavy 17Jan $10p
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Damn man, thank you for that information!! I didn’t know. Going to grab some puts as well. |
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ISRG?
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Close...their competitor $TRXC
Doesn't look like they're doing so well, so nvm |
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> Kinda bad if the money isn’t yours
If you owe Robin Hood $1,000 it's your problem. If you owe Robin Hood $1 million it's their problem
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But also still kind of your problem |
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This is actually not a bad idea. With traditional valuation and the fucked up 5 yr average liabilities to sales ratios being over 100%, my enterprise value has come out to -$3trillion. So I'm leaving that to show her I know her method and I'll try yours for actual price.
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Nice, let me know if it works! |
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Same with my calls. Congrats to us
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lol, I love it here |
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Your my #1
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with the leomonade |
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Dito.
Do you Yolo options in here?
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They get CFDs which are way fucking cooler |
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RIP. Let's hope you picked up enough calls that you made some fat money.
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GUH. |
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Dunno if you're aware, but there's subways in 4 borough
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Yes but Subway means Brooklyn, Queens or the Bronx to me. I rarely take it.. usually on my bike, in a cab or walking. |
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gonna have to buy some more today while its in the 11ish mark !
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Wow. Its time to close out. I'm still holding options in case a comeback in the next few weeks. But stay away from common shares. I'm very sorry to have misled you. |
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Yeah I bought more on the dip in my 401k so my cost basis is around 12$ now, I’ll see how this trades the next week
Curious why you’re so bullish in short term though (ie Xmas), I thought most of their catalysts and trial results were next year?
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I'm very sorry to have misled you. Any losses you incurred, I apologize. I saw a for sure thing and tried to help. It seems this stock still has some time before reaching its true value.. which is far above $10 imo. |
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You buying calls or selling puts?
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Gonna see how far AUPH drops then sell naked puts. Ad probably the same with AXSM. |
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Try IBKR if you are looking to trade options in the UK, also Saxo... But they're shit
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I have IBKR but its not the most ''intuitive'' and was looking at Saxo. |
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Honestly people either make this up or are imbeciles to disrespect money by such autistic trades thinking they learn by gambling??? Smh
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But its trading in the $1 range and about to get FDA approval!!!!11 - every pharma investor
At least he isn't using leverage... |
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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[https://imgur.com/a/zuK3nsV](https://imgur.com/a/zuK3nsV) |
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How are the SHOP puts doing?
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Look now |
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OP congrats! What was your expiration date? (Can't see from the screenshot) can you tell us your reasoning why you bought expedia, and why you chose that strike price and expiration date?
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Stock tanked on earning. Had an expiration date of 4/17/20. Expedia has tended to float between 100-130 for the past several years so seemed like the drop at earnings was a bit of a an overreaction. |
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There’s definitely short term money to be made. You’re just going to have to be careful. Their stock can turn at the blink of an eye. I rode the wave to the top yesterday and looks like it could keep climbing today. Trade at your own risk.
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I'm fine since I'm short and just selling premium |
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Well as of now December tariffs are still on, sooo...
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It wouldn’t surprise me if trump postponed the tariffs last minute |
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I'll look into it. Thanks
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about $10 at expiration. The closer a call is to expiration the closer the price is to the difference between the strike and the value of the stock. (Unless the stock is less than the strike price, in that case it's worth $0 at expiration) |
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Or weed
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It is good for low volume, but I think there is a large oversupply in North America right now. |
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Are you up?
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Yes. But I live in the middle of nowhere and I need to . |
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But by bouncing off of these two resistances and essentially staying flat, it would achieve the same effect and essentially putting pressure on the US to make a deal final.
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Market will rally on any optimism, doubt it trades flat real news hits or we pass the Dec. 15 deadline.
Speculation is rampant rn |
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why it tanking so hard.
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the market in general + probably the numbers they released yesterday |
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If you are writing a covered call and it gets excercised you are making a profit.
You collect a premium from selling the call, and hopefully you wrote the call for a strike that you would be comfortable selling the stock at.
So you are paid both for writing the option and the sale of the stock should your contract be exercised.
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As long as you don't count what you could of sold it at as a loss. I sold some calls for like 5 cents with a $3.50 strike, price of the stock went from like 2.95 to 3.93. so I lost 38 cents a share from what I could have sold them at. But then again I sold calls on those shares like 10 times.... |
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i like the way you think
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Imagine telling your friends that you OnLy made 500% on your investment instead of 569% they are gonna laugh at you so much.
Now imagine telling them that you were up 500% but you got greedy and held for 400% they are gonna laugh at you so much.
If you’re on Robinhood click sell then click the cog on the top right and there’s different types of sells listed. |
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Well we are talking about 40 bucks difference in call price. At the time of writing this it's already back up. I'm really hoping for some movement prior to next week otherwise I timed this horribly.
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when's your expiration? |
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I think its £10K, just set up my account now. I have all the books, set up a whiteboard in the office so it has to be a success. just need a coin flipper to decide between calls and puts.
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Why coin flip? Surely you can DD into a couple firms you strongly know the directions of where price is going, knowing when to enter and exit your options plays, knowing the full fundamentals inside trading and consumers demand, from what I have seen here people playing two-three well know stocks and sticking to them like u/miketheputs with Amazon etc are the best plays than throwing a dart at a broad of company's and hitting for hope, just my opine mate |
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It'll unfortunately still get bought. I wouldn't touch it with a glove on and a bottle of purell nearby.
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Yea I mean its going to be listed on the SA exchanges and a lot of the early buyers are institutional so whatever |
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Don't trade options.
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But that's like 95% of this sub... |
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I’m holding. Sold a few of those 300s today to go from 325 contracts to 250
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Gunna load on on 300c with ya buddy maybe around lunch time. |
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He don't own those tendies yet, how can he burn 'em?
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*science* |
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CRM screwed us over with their poor guidance.
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True. It all looked so good, but what I didn’t foresee was the net loss they made this quarter. I thought everything was very strong otherwise. Haven’t sold my positions yet. Waiting For the stock to correct itself back to 160. Looks like it’s on it’s way there today. |
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Announcing results from Alzheimer study today at 11am est
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Oh fuck, 6 minutes and counting |
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IV isn't high because of the drop. IV is high because of the binary event of earnings release.
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Not exactly. Yes, earnings increase IV but this particular earnings release has higher IV than usual due to the massive move from the last earnings release. Option sellers want a hell of a lot more premium for the risk they are taking on, considering what happened last time. Hence, sellers are pricing in another big move. |
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If analysts knew what they were talking about, they'd be traders.
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I am an analyst (yes, really), and I don’t trust myself. |
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Lmfao as if you even understand what this post means. You probably don’t have any kind of degree relating to this area of study.
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Look here mother fucker I have a degree in autism from the school of r/wallstreetbets the number one rule is do the opposite of OPs yolo. I bet you don't even know what a call or put is, well guess what, neither do I, which is why I'll be the next warren buffett before you. |
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Biggest win in a while. Thanks man.
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Glad you benefited as well. Subs full of fools who will chase absurd shit but when an easy play comes along, no one listens. |
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I believe this man does 20% stop losses.
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He should be good then |
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>Stock quotes on a horizontal scale placed relative to their risk level compared to each other
[https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/fund-screener](https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/fund-screener)
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Perfect thank you |
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You mean no one who's active in this sub is smart, as opposed to all the lurkers just here to watch other people be stupid.
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Nope. If you're here, you're stupid too. |
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This man is literally offering free HJs rn
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😘 |
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They haven't split yet and I believe it's Smith & Wesson
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Right I meant you’d have to pick a different gun company. But I didn’t know the split wasn’t in effect yet. I’m dumb I assumed it happened the day they announced but that’s retarded nothing works like that. |
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The parade is killing them, and has gotten smaller every single year. Security costs have skyrocketed. The parade route is now a tiny fraction of the length it once was.
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They also got caught reusing balloons (apparently a big deal to avid parade enthusiasts) and also decided to go ahead and run the parade even though it was way too damn windy. One person even got knocked over by a ballon and they had to fly them really low. |
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Who cares it won't go anywhere.
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Who cares She wont get elected. No one wants a blowjob from that face. |
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Classic premarket hype...just for shit to pullback.
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Am the sad boi now. Maybe hold for a couple weeks? People need the discounted x-mas hams |
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I'm thinking about it...I wanted to pick the brains of fellow autists and see if this is a decent idea, or a retarded fucking play. If it seems decent enough, I'll buy 1000-2000 shares because the price will skyrocket if FDA approves it.
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I bought some Jan calls so here's hoping for good news 👍 |
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It is good for low volume, but I think there is a large oversupply in North America right now.
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Depends on the state a ton |
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Because selling puts hypothetically puts you at risk of losing everything. Also, an ETF of only selling premium, I've never heard of that because it's an ETF not a hedge fund or investment firm.
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$PUTW |
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True bears position for a a brief steep drop. No other way to be a successful bear in a bull market.
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The winners are true bears, losers are fake bears. You can say the same for bulls then? |
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what a fucking boss
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*SPOILERS* he doesn't. |
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Gonna see how far AUPH drops then sell naked puts. Ad probably the same with AXSM.
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I’m legit in the same boat. Or load shares and sell covered calls, only thing I worry about is dilution |
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the way spy is moving there will be a 20% move by eod either way.
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*double checks bug out bag* |
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The way you are pronouncing 'I'm wrong' is really weird. What region of the country are you from?
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jesus christ im not gonna be spending time on here proving that i know the difference between impeachment and removal |
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what expiry? There's not gonna be news for a while
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its mooning |
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Probably because the only thing people are sick of more than shootings are discussing the solutions and doing nothing.
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Might be a stupid question but is the only solution to have greater gun control? More security in places like schools? Improved psychological health among everyone would help but thats a broad issue to tackle. |
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What’s the next step for this bio🌈
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They still haven't released the data from their study so its not too late to hop in. It'll be $20 on good data. |
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I do. That one sucked.
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You're telling me, I bought shares at the fucking top before that ER |
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Normally I'd say yes but during the conference they gave a subtle hint that phase 2 results will be good.
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Phase 2 isn't til after DEC 20 though right? And even still it may limit upside but it's still good money |
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No problem
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I’ve decided to sell my calls because those were very expensive with such a high IV and I have the potential to lose it all. I’ve decided to keep my sold puts, however. The stock would have to drop quite a bit for me to lose money there and if it rises, stays flat, or falls some I will be able to capture that theta burn on any of those things. A compromise between our two positions :) |
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Also a president can still be removed from office even when acquitted of all articles of impeachment
See: Bill Clinton
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But he wasn’t removed from office. |
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Boy, between Daddy's incoming negative rates and free BernieBux for everyone, we going to 2,000%
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BernieBux are the perfect tool for YOLOs. |
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You get more leverage, but there is counter party risk. Reminds me too much of 'bucket shops' which are banned now in the US. I've seen too many brokers go under to trust them. There was that big broker, FXCM (iirc), that went under when a specific currency (Russia?) depegged. Imagine losing everything because of someone else's risk management
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CFD providers are LITERALLY bucket shops. |
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I think IB has 10k limit?
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Not anymore. At least in Northern America. I live in Canada. |
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Mr. Beast is truly an incredible person. Who else is doing free car give aways (Don't say Oprah) and free money challenges on a weekly basis?
Till this day I don't understand where his money comes from. YouTube is lucrative but not to the extent he routinely demonstrates.
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Merch sales, those video sponsorships pays 100k+ each, partnerships, etc. 24 hour challenges pay for alot as well |
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This is a bull market. You cant just stay short in a bull market, its all for a trade.
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Absolutely. Just saying if you’re going to point out Bulls getting crushed past 2 days, how many Bears walked off a cliff in the past 2 months? |
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Any link on this? Not seeing anything
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Sorry kept reading the thread and missed your reply.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-beyond-meat-costco-idUSKBN1Y91YL |
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This is due to black Friday and also won't be in the reporting period
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Yes but will be included in guidance. |
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i'm down 50% on my 225 calls but they are feb.. I got time and IRON HANDS
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I got feb 230s |
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There’s a sex toy called “fuck my big black ass” and I want one now. Long Spencer’s Gifts!
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link or gtfo bitch |
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You can’t even spell it
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Yeah, it’s spelled analist |
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thanks much appreciated man!
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Sure thing the easiest way to find good ones is on barchart just look at options with the highest IV. Then go through the biotech ones until you find a diamond. |
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HAPPY? [https://imgur.com/a/yc7eNs2](https://imgur.com/a/yc7eNs2) thats my lotto ticket.
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also fuck you liar... [https://imgur.com/a/HCNjTCX](https://imgur.com/a/HCNjTCX) you dont have to be so uber serial sounding..........
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Lie? About what. You dumb fucking brain doesn’t see edit vs delete. Use a better app |
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I remember. He said it was a short in the $20s as well, I believe. Not that he won't be proven wrong eventually, but just to give you some context.
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I think his argument was basically that sales would likely disappoint despite good data because that's the usual for psych drugs |
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He said hes learning by doing, I don't think he understands what assignment even is
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It's the homework that your mom keeps telling you to do before your dad's house for the weekend |
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Just have a cock cam next to the stock charts. Whenever you make a successful play you maintain an erection. Whenever your plays get fucked you have to get flaccid.
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That sounds easy on this sub... only problem will be to summon the raging hard on once a quarter at some random point. |
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Yah plummeted. 295 is a far cry from 305 when you have 310 calls. Options are deep in the red.
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This didn't age well. |
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/r/legaladvice My husband racked up $160,000 in debt what should I do???
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Divorce him and marry the guy who sold him $160k in calls |
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I don't look at fundamentals. Just looking at charts.
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Sums up WSB pretty well |
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Made ~5k on the month, almost all NKE
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Most reliable gain train there has been for me this year. |
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Stock tanked on earning. Had an expiration date of 4/17/20. Expedia has tended to float between 100-130 for the past several years so seemed like the drop at earnings was a bit of a an overreaction.
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Thanks! Can I ask what made you choose that expiration date - not earlier and not later? |
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You know employment data releases tomorrow, right? We bottomed at 3.5% unemployment. Usually before a blow off the top we hit the bottom. We came back up to 3.6% and tomorrow's data will decide the outlook on the next Q aside from trade deal and FED which also dont look healthy for longs. Just lookin out and sharing info, but you know what's best for you. Good luck man!
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Im simply calculating that 309.50 holds and a 311 put breaks even under 309 so a 311/310 spread should generate some uppies as long as we dont go down too fast beforebthe end of the week since they are 12/13
But i stand by we are melting up due to the fed, since even without 12/15 tariffs we are still higher on tariffs than last year when we tanked over fed fears |
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Did you open a custody account? Because that will block you from trading options
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I activated trader
And I can trade options but very very limited.. |
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but posting about it here is priceless.
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Love it |
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Yessir - holding 12/20 75s
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I have the same position, let’s ride brother |
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_As a former casino dealer this made me laugh._
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Is it not true? |
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He doesn’t have $100k in cash? How does he pay his day to day bills?
How is his time and legal fees not more than that by going to trial?
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Legal fees and some of his other expenses are paid for by his companies.
I would think he has more than $100k in cash to service his loan and interest payments. |
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Because the dollar doesn’t have to compete with gold. It only competes with other currencies and right now it’s the best out there.
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Gold is a commodity often used as a hedge against currencies because they have a negative price correlation with gold. In almost all cases that inflation of a major currency was high, gold shot up in value. That's why he was asking why gold isn't mooning. People flee to gold when they have uncertainties about the dollar, driving up the price. |
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50/50. You either do or you don't.
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That's bad statistics, bro. Let me show you with technical analysis where you went wrong.
'Disney' has 6 letters, and 'Call' has 4 letters.
Divide 4/6.
Actually, that's too difficult. Let's round 4 up to 6.
Divide 6/6. That's 100%. OP is rich. |
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I’ll keep that in mind if I ever get a bunch of gains through an “accidental” over leveraging allowed by an online trading platform
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Yeah, DM me if that happens. I’d seriously take a case like that on contingency. |
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You rang?
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You wang? |
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Or just watched a lot of law and order as a kid...I’m paying off my undergrad before there’s any chance I take the LSAT
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I took a the LSAT back in 09. Study hard and you’ll thank yourself when it comes time to pay back your law school loans. Better LSAT score = more scholarship money💰 |
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[https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/04/elon-musk-estimated-worth-is-around-20-billion-not-much-in-cash.html?&qsearchterm=musk](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/04/elon-musk-estimated-worth-is-around-20-billion-not-much-in-cash.html?&qsearchterm=musk)
' **Unsworth could win around $75,000 if the court finds Musk defamed him and caused him damages.** '
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This is a great example of why laypeople shouldn't try to interpret legal filings.
Unsworth plead 'more than $75,000' because that's the minimum amount in controversy required for a federal court to have diversity jurisdiction.
There is no specified damages request; that's all up to a jury determination. |
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I will end you. If I ever meet you in real life I will actually kill you. This is a death threat.
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God I would love nothing more than to be put out of my misery. I’m drowning in debt from using the infinite leverage glitch on robinhood. |
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Thought about it but the IV is insane
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Stay out. I considered cutting my loss as not much vs holding tomorrow. Like an idiot I’ll roll the dice and possibly lose it all |
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let's fucking go!!!
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triying to buy more but can't get filled...
Which beautiful FD's did you purchase? |
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better buy all ur christmas gifts from them and convince trump to give them the JEDI contract...
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They already smashed BF and CM. And the industry knows about the superiority of AWS. JEDI just affirms the hatred of Trump towards Amazon. |
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I appreciate the headlines. I'm observing how the market is taking those headlines.
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I'm observing how butthurt /r/wsb gets every time there's a bullish headline |
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So he’s a bear?
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DONT EVER INSULT ME LIKE THAT IM A BULL OK |
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This is short bus level retarded
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Yeah, but I'm the fifth smartest guy who rides the short bus. All four of the others guys are amazed by my skills. |
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