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[INST] People on here can’t afford an Amazon option. Not even a share. [/INST] They can buy a $2,000 strike call expiring next week lol
[INST] You should be stretching your hip flexors everyday, and work on your posture if you're old enough to complain about it, it will help when sitting and walking. [/INST] Are you my physical the rapist?
[INST] Lying sack [/INST] BYND’s stock price has dropped $161 since July, or nearly 70%. Nobody wants your fake meat and the company is going the fuck under. They can market it all they want and get vegan celebs to shill all day, but you’ll never convince people like me (aka the target market) to eat it. So again, but louder: PUTS ALL DAY YA VEGAN BITCH.
[INST] Which sub? BLT? I like tandoori chicken [/INST] Italian
[INST] I just downvoted you because everyone else did [/INST] Lol. Fair.
[INST] that’s literally every major index tard [/INST] What?
[INST] Jesse is smarter than OP or didn’t read the fine print [/INST] Probably works for State Farm or the likes and only sell mutual funds...so because his firm doesn’t offer options/individual stock/bond he can have an outside brokerage account to do this.
[INST] Don't fuck it up. Do the work. Btw, the Series 66 is going to be torture. Prepare for that ahead of time. 7 isn't a joke either. Bust your ass for a few years, do more than what your peers are doing at the start, and you'll be set for life. [/INST] I can attest to this. I'm on unit 4 of the 66 and want to jump off a bridge.
[INST] Been avoiding retail like the plague because many feel like zombies with the debt outpacing the income. Definitely anxious to see what the Dec 11 FOMC has to say about interest guidance. [/INST] This is why Ulta will be $1500 by 2022.
[INST] This happened last year , shorts digging stuff up cause their mad at the ER losses . [/INST] I wasn't digging it up.. it was the second story on a news site.
[INST] 'Damn, we almost had him' - SEC [/INST] 'it's nap time!' - SEC
[INST] But I like my job. 😕 [/INST] Well keep it, I like mine but I'm always open to change.
[INST] False Equivalence. Trade talks going well TM has every new cycle taking the same amount of time as the last cycle, or longer. Zeno's Paradox has each new cycle taking half the time than the last cycle did. This means we never reach our destination, but Zeno does. [/INST] Wrong. Im going to put Trump on you.
[INST] The ultimate margin call [/INST] Can you say GUH during the termination meeting?
[INST] You people are retarded.... his brokerage automatically exercised ITM call options, he now owns shares of roku, it’s not really a huge deal he can sell on the open. You can’t exercise OTM options, that would be like trying to cash a losing lotto ticket. [/INST] Lol thehn how do you explain the exercise happening on a 160 strike while the stock was in the 140s? Or is his screen shot just misleading?
[INST] I like fat chicks [/INST] They can be crucial to have around during dry times. I agree.
[INST] PassPerfect. It's worth the money. I used it for the 63, 7, and 24. Currently using it for the 65 and haven't failed an exam yet. You get what you put into it though, so dont think just by purchasing it you'll pass. [Edit] formatting. [/INST] I used pass perfect for 7, 63, and 24 too and thought it was great. Then used them for the 27 and it was completely different, the practice questions were nothing like the actual exam. I still passed but was definitely nervous at the end.
[INST] Autists are like onions. [/INST] They make you cry and no one really knows why?
[INST] I bought $270 puts for january 17. Can't see the stock NOT fall below $265... [/INST] Post positions or ban
[INST] And tits up [/INST] But I was told it was guaranteed the tits literally couldnt go up
[INST] This is clearly his firms rules. [/INST] Yep. I am a full time trader for a RIA and I simply have to submit my personal account statements to our CCO on a quarterly basis. What I do have to be careful of is how much time I spend trading in my personal account *on company time.*
[INST] Well I started a week ago with $350, I’m up to $1150 this morning since the SPY pop. That’s over the course of about 25 trades, so no YOLO. I usually do 1/4 of my account value as max risk per credit spread trade and I look for at least a 60/40 ratio (ie $60 of premium for $40 of risk). I do a week or two out and close early most of the time to roll my positions. I also buy at the money with $1 spreads so I’m basically just betting on direction in the near future [/INST] Nice. might have to add that in to my little bs tomfuckery
[INST] No doubt. Or that AOL acquisition [/INST] I am perplexed how Verizon can literally make worse investments than this sub.
[INST] I might. I kind of want to free up the cash though. It's OK though. I'll take 10% on them. [/INST] In the same boat, haha. Sold a CC on XLE and that fucker rocketed today. Just waiting to see if it comes back to earth to buy it back. it's awesome when a CC helps pad stock losses... not so great when it adds to them :D
[INST] Sounds like he is about to have a final stroke [/INST] lmao
[INST] I dont need to imagine [/INST] I don't even have enough left to buy rope with
[INST] maybe you could post bulls r fuk every 15 minutes for 8 hours again today? [/INST] I don’t do it myself don’t bully me
[INST] What about trippling down tho? [/INST] Yeah that’s no good either lol a couple weeks ago I was up 30% all time and then I tripled down on nflx poots and now I’m down 50% all time :)
[INST] It’s spelled Theta, you knob. [/INST] It's spelled noob, you noob
[INST] I wasn’t sure if I was autistic until I realized I read this entire exchange. [/INST] Is this confirmation of autism?
[INST] it's actually exactly what happened last time we double topped in the same week [/INST] go on..
[INST] Do you prefer smooth or chunky Nutella in your butter butt? [/INST] smooth I like when Guys like u eat my ass out
[INST] inverse what that retard just said [/INST] This aged well
[INST] I worked for the bank side before and had salary. They kept my salary from my previous role but switched it to hourly pay. I'm not 100% sure what I will gross, but after bonuses and overtime just adding it up, high 90k. It'll likely land mid 80 I think [/INST] Good for you my friend. I wish you the best. May you earn lots of money and keep moving up the ladder. Do be scared to move on to an even higher salary after a couple years. Which city?
[INST] No problem man, happy it worked out for you! [/INST] Did you sell yours or still holding?
[INST] How far out did you go? [/INST] Jan 2020
[INST] that's why i went way long. gives the market time to adjust to all that shit [/INST] Should've waited to get discounted calls.
[INST] Chik fil a? [/INST] That’s funny I was searching for CFA memes yesterday (L1 is tomorrow) and Chik fil a kept coming up. Good luck boys and girls
[INST] USO 12.5c for Dec 13 were 0.07 this morning, literally sold my spy calls and rolled it into those bad boys [/INST] 12.5c still good?
[INST] Probably works for State Farm or the likes and only sell mutual funds...so because his firm doesn’t offer options/individual stock/bond he can have an outside brokerage account to do this. [/INST] Nope! My firm offers everything but options because our clients were losing too much money.
[INST] very credible source [/INST] I pulled off a great source in one of my recent group projects. A friend of mine had worked for a year as a consultant, and when we did a project on a company of our choice we chose the company he has mostly worked with, so a lot of our presentation was just using his own work. It would have been fun to just write 'Source: Me' in our presentation.
[INST] Look at this guys post history. He routinely gains and loses my annual salary with every play. Dude is not in it for the money, he’s in it for the *thrill* [/INST] he's in it for admiration from /r/wsb \- his portfolio is multi-million and he never risks more than 5% of it on a play.
[INST] He’s such a bitch to play against. But damn it’s funny when he’s on your team and people blowing up and shit zu [/INST] Played a game last night with people fucking popping bkbs to drop meme hammers on towers. Great way to break that shits spirit. Also lol to Dota tangent on fucking Wallstreet bets
[INST] Nope. Already building a house. I like living like a peasant. I want to retire early. My wife and I aren't like most people who just piss away everything we make. I lost my job twice in 3 years due to layoffs so we know how to live cheap and well within our means. [/INST] *Taps forehead. * Good on you guys. That kind of discipline will serve you well in life. When you're old you're going to go to Walmart and you're going to see your buddy there who has the big screen TV and the nice car right now, greeting people as they enter.
[INST] All the Americans wanted to actually 'look at the books'. Lol no thanks, Yanks! We'll list it on the Durka Durka Exchange. [/INST] True answer from op right here
[INST] Still holding? It's crawling back down... [/INST] Ya, think I'm gonna hold for a while. I've been in it for so long I'd hate to sell and miss out on big unexpected news
[INST] so how much did you make? [/INST] So far he’s up to about $7.5k but peaked at $8.6k
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[INST] You guys should totally hamstring the energy sector and import more Chinese speculators [/INST] You guys are busy inventing new tech, while we are busy inventing new genders
[INST] Right? My company starts out Dev 1s at 65k+ and many of my friends from school started out much higher than I did. Idk where they are hiring anyone less than 50k for a programming position [/INST] I got hired out of a bootcamp at 6 figures.
[INST] GL. I hope the pay is worth it. I left big 4 because they wouldn’t let me trade like 99% of companies as I had access to their financial data - and the pay wasn’t worth it [/INST] I’m getting close to the end of my accounting degree, and keep hearing this about the Big 4. Do you think it would still be worth it to try and work one of them, even just a year or two for experience?
[INST] I hope so for my puts’ sake [/INST] you and me and lots of other bears here
[INST] You know what PPT stands for right? [/INST] Yes, it means Unlimited Personal Risk Tolerance
[INST] This is such a good shitpost i almost don't wanna call it that. [/INST] I appreciate it but I felt no remorse flairing it as such
[INST] Just had one few days ago mate. New bull run just started. Hop on. It's just starting. [/INST] Wow I may finally make back my 50% loss
[INST] One interesting thing is it can absorb CO2 out of the atmosphere. [/INST] It helps keep the stink out of clothes too
[INST] yeah, i mean its still going up. i expected a sell off i think the MMs wanted to fuck everyone, and they did, think of all the guys that panic sold at 230-240 and now this thing is gonna run back up to 260-280 next ER, then maybe hit 300+ again in 2020 [/INST] True. Just in case I’m going to sell when it goes up at earnings bc I think people sell right after for their gains
[INST] Solid DD, good luck [/INST] lol best to you as well oil boner
[INST] Thank you sir. I think so too Looking to sell a couple more calls if it pushes 350 again... Being as patient as possible with the heavy delta I'm exposed to on the put side. Just happened to go in my favor today [/INST] I feel you on that. Closest put strikes I have are $330 and $335. Cutting it close, and they expire each week until end of year. Thinking of closing those just in case something happens.
[INST] Don't know about that... It can definitely go lower. I'd wait until around 135 to consider it [/INST] true, it's holding up nicely with these rally back to ATH, will be a lot of volatility into next week too, have to see how bond yields react for the rest of the day
[INST] Literally the best. Make sure you get the app [/INST] shit you're right. thanks
[INST] I guess we just interpret Kudlow differently I think Kudlow said we’ve got a deal but Trump is being tough and reserves the right to walk away [/INST] Yeah, I’m not disagreeing. And with his ego, it’s a pretty likely scenario.
[INST] what strike? [/INST] Looking at 240s But after reviewing the 6 month chart, I am pretty hesitant now. The juice may not be worth the squeeze and could be stuck bagholding
[INST] nice i got over 10k shares of a furniture store i never knew existed! [/INST] And this right here boys is why I sub!!!
[INST] Jan 2020 [/INST] Strike? When are you gonna close?
[INST] IV has not increased at all. [/INST] Do you think the IV will increase as we get closer to the ER?
[INST] They're not glitches? I haven't been paying attention this morning but assumed it was a glitch. It looks like the market was halted on Robinhood's charts, checked TOS and investing.com and they're not flatlines like that, although it hasn't moved all that much. I'm pretty sure it is a glitch fam. [/INST] Thanks for the heads up, autism + honestly thought today was just extra boring.
[INST] From your description of your incoherent trading strategy - which actually made me feel anxious just by reading it - I am going long on your dog getting the best results for 2020.... [/INST] Probably a good idea
[INST] MacKenzie. [/INST] damn gurl don't dump 'em all at once.
[INST] Didn't Squawk report 3,000 this morning? [/INST] Well damn... Uber drivers were busy getting in 3,000 assaults this morning to get their number up.
[INST] I think selling at 420 for the memes was correct move long run [/INST] Thought the same but it hit a 10 bagger now. Its been so long since I had a ten piece I forgot what tendies taste like.
[INST] Christmas hirings bring January firings [/INST] It's seasonally adjusted, dumbass.
[INST] It shows premarket and like last hour volume, thats why its wierd, just a gap in the am slots... No need to get sassy im not stupid im up with the rest ofyou sheesh [/INST] It was just a goof, friend
[INST] Should we buy puts or sell calls? [/INST] Both. Then you always win.
[INST] Imagine deleting your comment because other people don't like it on the internet [/INST] He thinks his law school administrators didn't know years ago that he was going to drag their alumni employment percentages down.
[INST] Manufactured rage. There was nothing wrong with that ad, at all. [/INST] My thoughts exactly
[INST] Sum Wan [/INST] Ho Li Fook
[INST] still hittin them gainz [/INST] yeah i goofed selling at 37 feels bad
[INST] Wait my driver now fucks me? Calls it is. I didn’t know this was a full service taxi. Edit: Thanks for the Dank! But I wanted some dick with my Uber so I’m switching to puts. [/INST] Can you select the gender of your driver?
[INST] You know why they call it a put? Because you might as well put your cash in a trash can. [/INST] Exactly why you sell puts to the idiots.
[INST] Have you ever been to a Dollar General? A cesspool of degenerate rednecks who cant stock a store properly which leads to every.single.fkn.aisle half cluttered with boxes while the manager smokes a Pall Mall 3 ft from the entrance. That, my friends, is Dollar General. All of them. Fuck DG. [/INST] This is absolutely a true statement. Am redneck and have travelled to many DG's in rural Texas oilfield towns. Usually to find what you want you have to tear open whatever boxes/bins are throughout the floor. They are understaffed and it's always a WT woman, tattooed, missing a few teeth.
[INST] This guy runescapes [/INST] Jmods won't respond
[INST] You guys are busy inventing new tech, while we are busy inventing new genders [/INST] Oof! Wow YIKES sweaty that's a lot to unpack.
[INST] Tell me I wasn’t right! [/INST] Doesn't matter. How much $$$ you made is the only thing that matters. So, post those positions son.
[INST] That’s the basic portfolio oversight policy for any major bank tbh [/INST] Can confirm. Pretty much the same as the policy at BNYM regardless of what you do.
[INST] Do you have a job? [/INST] Two
[INST] I could see them putting it out Feb 1 to celebrate Valentines Day. [/INST] Yeah, I'm thinking maybe it comes out on video/streaming everywhere else mid Feb, but DIS+ a week or two early
[INST] I got shaken out at 255.30 x.x 2k profit could have been 3k. Thank God for 90 day restriction killing my FOMO. If it dips and stays down until Tuesday I'll consider buying back in. [/INST] Yep it has continued to climb since I posted this! OF COURSE. It has got to retrace at least some, unless trade deal goes through next week *Narrator: The trade deal didn't go through the next week*
[INST] China agrees to buy $2 Trillion of US goods, SPY to 420: Living Organisms [/INST] “Debt funding secured” - US treasury
[INST] Yep. I am a full time trader for a RIA and I simply have to submit my personal account statements to our CCO on a quarterly basis. What I do have to be careful of is how much time I spend trading in my personal account *on company time.* [/INST] My firm has differing rules depending on ones job title and department.
[INST] Saudis proposing an additional 500k barrels per day cut for OPEC when the market was expecting them to only maintain the current cuts. [/INST] Oh word! I thought it was because of the cold snap coming through the US on the 12th... I’m a meteorologist so I’ve been dicking around with commodities relationship with weather.
[INST] It’s a house of cards built and supported by cult-like behavior. There’s rumors of accounting shenanigans But it’s also led by a visionary. If someone told me that 5 years from now TSLA filed for BK I wouldnt be surprised, and if someone told me TSLA becomes a massive company bringing electric cars to the masses.... I also wouldn’t be surprised. Well just have to see what plays out [/INST] Then Analysts should just admit they're useless, which is extremely true
[INST] Sorry. As trump said “millimeters away” [/INST] 👉👈
[INST] Even more reason for folks to ride their PTON indoors [/INST] lol but also F for our boys and girls in camo
[INST] USO calls [/INST] Not sure if oil reference, really well played United Services Organization pun, or combo because illuminati
[INST] you worried about being able to close your position at all? the volume isn't great at 32 [/INST] Meh, they’re FDs for a reason, I have like 6 other positions open for other stuff, in addition to a credit spread on chewy. hopefully a small gain offsets a small gamble on calls
[INST] Yes I'm saying but does it make more sense to sell a call spread [/INST] That would imply a bearish sentiment. Meaning you think the stock will go down or stay below a certain price. Basically calling the top.
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[INST] happens to me all the time. don't buy that otm i guess. [/INST] Two weeks ago i sold missing out on hella profit, sense then ive been holding until theyre worthless like a moron
[INST] Can we get much higher? [/INST] so high