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[INST] Just stop doing this is my suggestion, it’s fucking useless [/INST] Just because you failed at it doesn't mean we can't fail at it better!
[INST] You fucking sexist and are puts a good option [/INST] If its endorsed by any trump, chances are theres gonna be some massive protest against it, and people are gonna get really offended because they have nothing better to do, so puts are the correct way to go here for sure.
[INST] Thanks for your answer. Don't know if I'll reach that status someday. [/INST] Move to America so you can celebrate with us before we inevitably collapse.
[INST] November 4th of this year, I don't know if it's priced in (I don't think it is...?), but I'm really talking long term growth especially over the next 5-10 years. Im expecting huge growth next year also from Q2-Q4. [/INST] > November 4th ​ >I don't think it's priced in
[INST] its spelled dawg, white boi [/INST] It's actually spelled dauwhg, brother
[INST] What a cogent and convincing argument! You sure sold me Anything else useless you would like to add? [/INST] Green crayons are not that great
[INST] Sir this is a Wendy's [/INST] I stopped reading halfway through the first sentence. The ONLY thing you gotta know to make money in the market is 'SPY 0 day calls'. I say calls instead of the widely accepted spy puts because the only technical mumbo jumbo anyone has to know to make money is 'inverse WSB' and profit.
[INST] Never teach code to autists [/INST] Never tell me the odds!
[INST] That’s terrible! Where do they do that from? [/INST] Yeah! It's unheard of! and how would they do such a thing?
[INST] It's only a matter of time before AMD creates a rival to Intel's Pohoiki Beach project that becomes the standard machine learning architecture. With combinations of CPUs and GPUs they could take over the ML and AI market to great effect to the market overall. It's my opinion that the singularity is only 20 years away, and that AMD will be no small part of that. [/INST] I don’t doubt that. But look at what they are now and tell me they’re not over valued. For how many years were they considered inferior to intel and how long have they been considered serious contenders?
[INST] Planning on doing a $10,000 short term call on PTON and $5,000 long term put for PTON. There is an increase short term leading into Christmas and New Years but as far as long term gains I see it tanking. [/INST] This guy PUTS.
[INST] Like fetal alcohol retarded or I did a bit too much head banging retarded? [/INST] Yes
[INST] Holy fuck that's a lot of cuckoldry. [/INST] Do I make a creampie by myself or are you gonna help me with that?
[INST] That sounds amazing [/INST] eggs or the butthole?
[INST] Seems like this is a pretty easy call to place wide otm straddle on spy with 12/16 exp. Lot of potential 1%+ moves with fomc and tariff talk [/INST] I agree I'm gonna go $200 both ways about 2 bucks out of the money every day this week and see what happens. Or at least for three days and I get pattern banished
[INST] That's easy... just turn your phone upside down. It's magic! [/INST] nah. Put it up to mirror. The backwards writing also summons the Jewish stock gods
[INST] Yea but not since day one, I only got in a few years ago. I wish I got in 2010, man. [/INST] Just think, I bought my first stock last week
[INST] How are you playing ITCI with high IV? I have some 15c but wondering if buying shares/selling puts is the only good play. How high you think it can go? [/INST] glancing at it the bid/ask spread for puts is terrible so you might not get it filled at a good price.
[INST] Especially if they are actually a prince with a net worth above $1 million. Wow - can you imagine? 'I swear, please, show your pitch deck to me, I am an accredited investor, look here is my EarlyIQ number!' 'Riiiiiighhht...' [/INST] “Father I am sick of staying in this country, there is a future for me in America. With our family wealth, I will start an investing business that will surely attract many clients. I can even approach investors over email, which will save a lot of time. I’m sure they will ignore any mistakes in my English because I’m offering them a lot of money.”
[INST] 200 PE. Get serious... [/INST] Cant you just buy 200
[INST] Nothing a little nuclear winter cant fix if shit hits the fan [/INST] So you would put every company on the plutonium supply chain / nuclear defense arena as being on the, 'Morally Good ETF.' 'Solves global warming...therefore good.'
[INST] people like you more even when you’re being downvoted for being gross lmao [/INST] I'm not gross 😖
[INST] Yo bro same and it's like wtf [/INST] Haha bro what a coincidence wanna kiss?
[INST] anything i should try specifically // any restaurant in particular? i think the fireworks are only in the summer [/INST] Poutine and mille-feuille from everywhere. Then watch an Elvis Gratton flick.
[INST] This (literally) can't go titties up, right? Guaranteed 16.17% annualized return. https://i.imgur.com/yJx5scl.png [/INST] Anal lice burns, yes
[INST] One hand and a tube sock [/INST] Moose markets are so ‘stralian - looks like a bull fucked a kangaroo
[INST] Where do humans get all important vitamins and minerals from!??? Hint the plants idiot Plants Must be eaten Maybe someday your brain would work [/INST] First, are you aware of what sub your in? None of our brains work right or we’d be in r/investing instead. Second, if you want to convince people to think like you, you need a new methodology. We’re done here. Good luck in life, Mr. Plantfucker.
[INST] Told ya it was a bad joke [/INST] you fit right in kiddo
[INST] “Layers deep” [/INST] Vincent Kosuga died in 2001. Months later Shrek was released. Was Vincent Kosuga the real Shrek?!
[INST] This guy PUTS. [/INST] a real wall street nig
[INST] YOLOs on fucking ONION options, and when the government comes knocking he tells them to stuff it and cracks a fuckin joke. A true autist hero. [/INST] TBF he was actively manipulating the supply chain.
[INST] Check out his older work as breezy lovejoy too, before Dre signed him. [/INST] Will do, thanks man.
[INST] > November 4th ​ >I don't think it's priced in [/INST] I don’t want to post a thread about this and make it wide known, but you seem like a cool person so let’s keep this one between us. Disney is going to be releasing their own streaming service to compete with Netflix. It’s launching on November 12, 2019 from what I’ve been able to find out. Probably not priced in yet so get in NOW before the rest of these idiots do.
[INST] Mr. Hunt tried to corner the silver market. He was not successful. [/INST] I thought the Hunt brothers successfully cornered the market? WTF happened? The priced seemed to top out at $50 per oz, before crashing back.
[INST] Result: I'm still commenting on Reddit. [/INST] I thought about trying this before, but I deemed the time and effort would be too much for me. I'm glad I found somone else who tried it, so I can have peace of mind about, and return to, my strategy to YOLO my paychecks based on r/WSB advice.
[INST] >he’s telling family and friends in advance and you base that on absolutely nothing.... great mental gymnastics. [/INST] Why so salty? Hes a business man and this is easier money than stealing from a toddler. why shouldn’t he go for the easy money?
[INST] i know [/INST] He’s not wrong
[INST] Nice. I worked on something similar this weekend... scraping threads for keywords. Also hooked up to the stocktwits api to get trending symbols. [https://github.com/ErikThorsson/social-scrapers](https://github.com/ErikThorsson/social-scrapers) [/INST] This is pretty good code man. If your interested I'll link you up when the git is ready :)
[INST] Ya i stopped reading after this part. Went straight to the comments to call op a lil bitch. [/INST] What the fuck is a shares??
[INST] I mean because of all the memes there have to be whole armies of people intending to keep TSLA from hitting $420 by all means necessary right? Like $420 is a serious resistance level because of it. [/INST] It's going to be worse then you expect. I've talked with some old money, they hate TSLA and it's weird behaviour. The money in this stock is in primarily weak, young but most importantly meme-aware hands. 420 resistance is going to be real.
[INST] Fair points,however Tesla time is now In line with real time Model y was promised 18 months out and production is begining 6 months earlier than expected. Sure space x hasnt put a man into space but it developed a reusable rocket that lands its self on a small boat in the ocean. What other company can do that?? Look at what has been accomplished already between Tesla, space x, and boring company. Elon and his pack of Tesla fanboys are coming for us all [/INST] Bastards going to eat us alive, balls and all! But what other company said “let’s launch and land a rocket” “we need to make and electric car” “let’s dig holes in the ground and fill them with people moving fast”? Not many.
[INST] You're still alive? How's the debt situation? [/INST] I like the implication here
[INST] On a scale of regular autist to mod, where would OP fall? [/INST] yes
[INST] That stock is volatile as fuck, its down 55% over 6 months but up 56% this month [/INST] Lol it’s up nearly 200% in the last 5 weeks.
[INST] I think this dude is under surveillance by his wife [/INST] I think we all are
[INST] Really, because the president says it is [/INST] Pretty sure he’s retarded with Alzheimer plaques and cholesterol plugs
[INST] didn't know that... found it listed here: [https://www.marketbeat.com/ipos/lockup-expirations/](https://www.marketbeat.com/ipos/lockup-expirations/) [/INST] Probably reconsider where you find your info, cause slack has no lockup period so that thing is wrong
[INST] I’m at the dentist too, you see me? I’m getting a night guard for bruxism [/INST] I need to sort my bruxism. Life is hard
[INST] Who da fuck cares lol. Im rich I don’t give a fuck what someone with .5% of my wealth has [/INST] I hope you at least do something worthwhile with it and build a pyramid for your wealth, wife and cats... Otherwise you dont get to keep it. With a Dem in office your children will get pennies on the dollar.
[INST] Sir, this is a WSB [/INST] What part wasnt sub appropriate?
[INST] Can i reference this anonymously in an article im writing for a major news network? [/INST] yes but I will require 1 million dollars in tesla puts for my insights
[INST] https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/e6fpmg/z/f9r3j6c [/INST] Nice. Post in r/biotechplays next time :)
[INST] 'I was lucky before so I'll be lucky again' [/INST] “Somehow I made money, now I don’t know anything better to do with it”
[INST] Puts were bought same day as this warning https://www.geonet.org.nz/vabs/1prVlz8jGXwWayA8D6Uu5y [/INST] I suppose It's possible that this rare breed of autist had his Johnson strapped into the ground of NZ like some sort of conducting device and felt the tremors in advance...
[INST] Yup something called '352' plan ... guess Lenovos and Chinese pirated/cloned MSFT Office for 1 billion people. Thing is it could be done and the ramifications are yuge to hardware (and some software) names. But probably also a China story to fire up trade talks [/INST] Trump will fireback with US subsidies and tax breaks for all US companies to move all operations out of China. INTC is about to get free new fans in Texas. Yee-haw! Fuck China.
[INST] Based on pre-market 0.019? Don’t count on it bud [/INST] Was already up a few percent on all of them, so don't need much push in the right direction.
[INST] As natural gas plummets 5%... [/INST] Shoulda invested in solar. There's less sun in the winter so the demand goes up.
[INST] I just watched a quant documentary and everyone of them said that they can't use math to predict the stock market and those who try with equations just overcomplicate it to the point where they don't even understand what is going on. [/INST] They do use math, it's not advanced math but maybe a linear regression of two variables, which makes them a fuck ton of money. The hard part is figuring out the data and what to regress. 'simple' strategies are only simple mathematically. Coming up with them quick enough before they expire is difficult.
[INST] GME is not apples to apples. GME is like a rotting banana here. The whole video game sector is down. GME was already down yoy. Add onto the fact that their turnaround plan is very weak going into the 2020's. [/INST] 100% agree. I think they are doomed. I'm not touching this one with a 10 foot tendie but I have a weird feeling they'll find a boost on some fluff and rhetoric Q4 guidance. But I don't trade on feelings so I'm on the sidelines
[INST] When I started trading it [/INST] Never stop trading it then. I've been making money selling puts.
[INST] Yes, regular soda is not enough. [/INST] Introducing new Meth Gorilla drink
[INST] Our losses even out all other crimes we might have committed [/INST] If our losses even out other crimes this sub's the equivalent of Jesus
[INST] I only spend what I have in settled funds. For example if I start the day with $10k that’s all I have to work with. Once I use that up I wait till the next day. So I can do one big play for $10k or 10 smaller trades for $1k. [/INST] Oh. That makes sense. Are you under 25k in your acc or hold a cash acc for memes? If you don't mind me asking.
[INST] Up $52 or down about $1300 [/INST] You are doing it wrong.
[INST] 6/19 my man [/INST] Good luck
[INST] If the fine print says they are going to blow out of it an hour before close, I would think they would just do a market order. And these are SPY calls. They are extremely liquid. [/INST] That's.. weird.
[INST] Think of it this way, more Americans care about low low prices than they do the welfare and financial security of the person ringing up their box of hemorrhoid cream. A real 'I got mines' mentality. [/INST] Not that unusual. Poverty is a self-reinforcing phenomenon. If you're buying all your stuff at Walmart it's probably because you already benefit significantly from a tiny cost savings and built your budget around that. Why would you expect Americans to pay a higher price for the same thing on some abstract possibility that it pays more to people whom they probably see as not really trying in life? I'd be shocked if they did, not that they don't.
[INST] Shit I remember AMD $2 [/INST] I bought it in the 3s and felt like a genius when I sold it at 7.
[INST] Or just trade with other people's money. Can't lose. [/INST] Hedge funds typically have far higher levels of employee participation in their fund than other financial companies. They lose directly if their investors lose.
[INST] 'They also arranged to have their stores of onions reconditioned because they had begun to spoil.' How does one recondition an onion? [/INST] Peel outer layers off to remove the rotting layers and make sure the surface is a single, undamaged layer. The onion will be much more resistant to further rotting with the rotting layers removed and an undamaged surface layer. If an onion is starting to rot in your pantry, you can extend its shelf life by a few weeks this way.
[INST] Do you understand that you are making the assumption all of the positions are long? Given we are an in a massive bull market, of course, everything 'long' will be up/ [/INST] He's also assuming buy and hold of the stock.. not specific options plays with time decay.
[INST] i guess that's one way to do it. I was thinking making bloomberg go doomberg makes the current prez look weak [/INST] That’s the play one month before the election. ARMAGEDDON: if trump re-elected market will fall 3000 points and your 401k will be worthless. Only DNC candidate Michael Bloomberg can help - people
[INST] My buddy is a DM for PetSmart. Don’t think they plan on selling any time soon, they just bought it not even three years ago. [/INST] Keep in mind that I'm not only ignorant, I'm also retarded.
[INST] \*GOLDMAN JUMPS INTO WEWORK CLEANUP WITH $1.75B CREDIT-LINE PLAN [/INST] Glad to see billionaires can throw good money after bad just like us degenerates
[INST] I don't see it fading too much now that they've cleared this latest legal hurdle and the shit show the downside would've entailed, so instead I'm selling calls against my $7 Jan monthlies long position and holding Disclaimer, I'm a retard [/INST] Also ‘tarted 🤪 Almost took profit at +48% on shares🌈 but I think it runs moar into 2020
[INST] Wouldn't closing 80 stores add to their bottom line? [/INST] Yea, and they can say they got out of X amount of lease deals. Announce another 400+ closures which means closing unprofitable stores and adding cash. Which sounds good on paper and could let them talk their way into a boost. That's what's stopping me from going short
[INST] What's your current outlook? [/INST] Boom Shaka laka?
[INST] Oh. That makes sense. Are you under 25k in your acc or hold a cash acc for memes? If you don't mind me asking. [/INST] Under 25k. My crippling addiction to hookers and blow eats into my tendies
[INST] If you're asking such a general question 13 hours before a test.. your best bet is jacking yourself up on caffeine and possibly methylphenidate salts if you can get them (everyone here has ADHD so I'm sure you can), and digging into your studying. Fuck sleep, fuck everything. If you have ever taken a statistics class, you can learn this in 13 hours. Good luck. Don't listen to 90% of people here, if they even knew what Black-Scholes is, they wouldn't be doing FDs. [/INST] I took your advice, forgot my calculator and could only answer the multiple choice questions and draw some strategies.
[INST] I can see that going only well [/INST] Covered calls.
[INST] If it goes up* I make money on the short put and the long call if it breaks 28.85 so I shouldn’t lose money but I won’t hit max profit [/INST] Ok I'm setting alerts now to see where it goes. Post your trade results. I can't wait. Just sell put spreads if it has a big drop after earnings.
[INST] I don't speak french. [/INST] I wonder if that’s where the product got its name
[INST] [https://www.df.cl/noticias/internacional/politica/secretario-de-estado-de-eeuu-dice-que-el-pais-ayudara-a-impedir/2019-12-02/170552.html](https://www.df.cl/noticias/internacional/politica/secretario-de-estado-de-eeuu-dice-que-el-pais-ayudara-a-impedir/2019-12-02/170552.html) el problema es que los fgringos qls si se quieren meter con cualquier wea que no sea capitalista [/INST] Locos qliaos, Latinoamerica no tiene que ser más el patio de estos wnes.
[INST] Boff. [/INST] Boof
[INST] How young were you when your mom dropped you? [/INST] Lmao
[INST] I’ve worked in a bank. It’s not. [/INST] I know...I was more trolling the guy complaining that RH execuited his options and expected him to pay. But thank you.
[INST] Agreed. I dont know about it going up to 100, but I am working with bynd spreads. [/INST] I’m still new to spreads, mind dming?
[INST] ok wtf are the bloomers and doomers using??? [/INST] They don’t travel
[INST] Why unavailable? What platform? [/INST] TD :/ I have the buying power for stonks but not for options
[INST] FOMO?? [/INST] Two letters away 😪
[INST] rofl we need to do some audits for autists here #scientologymeetsWSB [/INST] Shit pencil me in
[INST] And can somehow only send two cameras to each game [/INST] Because they cover 30 games a week without having the budget to do so. They cashed a check their asses couldn’t bounce.
[INST] Fwiw we’ve had two pullbacks to 260 and 256 last two weeks alone This isn’t completely dumb but it’s not a safe bet like if you were to go in on long term calls on aapl after such a precipitous dip were to occur [/INST] This is definitely completely dumb.
[INST] The CDO scene was too confusing. They should have had Margot Robbie explain that one instead. [/INST] You're a fucking genius. Thank you for making me picture that.
[INST] Yet your dumbass keeps replying. Love it. [/INST] I'm hooked. Never seen anyone so stupid keep digging that hole for so long.
[INST] So the suitcase of CP buried in my backyard is likely to hold its value? [/INST] I imagine it would get moldy pretty quick, cheese pizza doesn't keep well outdoors
[INST] Good call huh? It went to 77.50 before falling. Which mean you wait for the move up and buy puts at the top this morning to make bank$$$ [/INST] So far so good. Planning on holding till Jan
[INST] I mean do you think your local monopolized cable or utility company is the best solution? Do you not wish there were competing companies? [/INST] You retarded bro
[INST] I would wager that the reason they keep losing viewers and people are going elsewhere online to watch sports is precisely BECAUSE they keep adding extra fluff shit that isn't sports. Why pay increasing amounts of money for less of the fucking offering that the network was originally supposed to provide? [/INST] Found the fellow Outkick listener
[INST] I wonder if that’s where the product got its name [/INST] Duh