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Open an IB account and they tell you what their borrow rates are. Ihor at S3 also posts regularly on twitter and his data is scraped from lots of different sources
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Nice, thanks |
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I thought I could play games with $BECKY, but I got scared. Sold my calls just now
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Dunno why u getting downvoted. Here's a upvote |
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smoking green spy candles at the moment nomsayin'
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You are far behind on the news |
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They have not given the increase in membership subscriptions.
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lmfao we gonna print money tomorrow |
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They do conflict. The first quote says they have a 'bigger global footprint', but that can't be true because the second quote says they have a significantly smaller footprint. Apparently spread out more. By the logic of this article, your company with installations in 60 countries apparently has a larger global footprint than Azure, AWS, and GCP?
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First quote says footprint, second says infrastructure. |
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I'll give three based on non-technical analysis, as a control. BCS 9.75, BLUE 110, and PM 82.
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Awesome. And interesting pick on BLUE. I might have to get me a small bag of that. |
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well Schwab for anything, craziness, day trading, futures, selling options, etc..
- Robinhood is absolutely perfect though for day trading shares in and out.
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I like the ding sound my phone makes when I buy or sell on Thinkorswim tho |
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Be surprised if it’s going to travel much past 49 short term.
Course, who the fuck knows really. Can’t imagine the market is going to let it hold in the 50s though. Not till tarrifs sorted.
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It did pop to $51 a few months ago, so it can always go a little further than expected
I just really didn't see it going this high this quickly, specially with such piss poor context WRT tarrifs and China |
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some of those golden crosses are the same that cause losses
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REEEEEE! |
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Nah fam
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I'm called up on all platforms for tomorrow's Green Day. |
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Communism?
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No sir, I belive he’s talking about Dirty Sánchezism. The /r/wallstreetbets religion where no matter what you do, you’re gonna get throat fucked by the giant cock of the market that just pulled out of your anus. |
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i wouldnt till 3 days
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Don’t be a pussy trump isn’t putting on additional tariffs it’s been hinted he wouldn’t for weeks. |
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What news? FDA approval?
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They had a buy out offer of $5 dollars per share last week, but said nah we worth more than that. Had some decent news at the weekends ash convention as well...not sure what else tho. I have 10 calls at $4, 20 at $5 exp in jan. Gottem last week |
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haha I know TQQQ for the wins!
I will dive into some SPX soon enough though.
But yeah, TQQQ is 3x Nasdaq!
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Can you explain what youre doing here and how to close out? |
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I got $1k in puts. Bet
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What strike? I sold $215 puts. We may very well both win
Edit: nvm, looks like it’s climbing back up. Theta gang may take you |
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well he realized 17k out of those so he's prob okay. and supposedly got some puts as well to cover.
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Puts most likely aren't going to help, 4% down with a super high theta probably means he lost money on the puts too. |
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Puts are so expensive!
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Yeah LULU puts are expensive |
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https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/algorithms.png
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The not-so subtle truth in this is very real. |
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In my opinion, I think that will end of ITM, but idk if it will be Friday. I bought a $265P 1/10 today myself.
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I wish for tarif man to bless u with tendies |
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You’re worthless
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Much like your puts |
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I'm fairly ignorant of their spending habits, what other DD on trannies can you share?
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Look for the Adam's apple if you aren't sure |
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42
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It'll be fucking hilarious if out tickets actually make money with the way its going |
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sir this is a grindr
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Haven't we met in an Arby's bathroom? |
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Fds purchased through companies or does the app have its own section?
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Bro you FD with Robinhood not through Robinhood. They guide you with a sensitive touch and a kungfu grip. |
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I know right?!
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She just gained +50lbs, got that I need a manager haircut, and told you to fuck off. |
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Exactly. There's going to be a market crash and recession any moment now... I'd say sometime next fall as a shot in the dark.
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I've been saying there is gonna be a crash all year... |
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Isssa wuwuwemon
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Rururemorn |
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Who hurt you?
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Sue Bae |
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Everyone’s fucked on both sides of the trade lmao sellers are the only real winners here
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I sold at the money puts the other day and still won’t even lose money on a $10 drop because the premiums were so high. Theta gang life is best life. |
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Your broke rich rn
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Better than leaving it in my long dated visa call. Glad I took the gamble |
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OP can get better than 1 to 1 odds on the market. 46$ calls are probably like .01 each so OP could easily make 100x if he's right.
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No bids, sellers asking $15. Market .075. If it went to $47 on the last day based off of ATM 0 DTE calls he’d make 10X |
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Does that ever actually happen? Where there’s a huge drop after ER and it recoups AH/PM?
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yes all the time. sometimes its b/c of earnings call, sometimes analysts, sometimes the dipbuyers just show up late
were you not around for amazon ER just recently? recovered a lot PM and then went full green during trading hours |
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That's tomorrow sweetie
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Thank you dear 😻 |
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I’m also racist when it comes to sex against my own kind. You only get 6000 for white girls. Asians I’ll pay 8000. Latinas are a 10k if they are good looking enough.
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Is that because the TCO on white girls is too high with their ugg boots and starbucks? |
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Nah there's a camera for video chat. Start yankin your turkey
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Gobble gobble 🦃 |
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Right, but the YTD P/L doesn't include that so you just have to do some simple subtraction.
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Well the goal is to make so much money that Comissions don’t matter |
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235, I only cut it close, I cant lock too much up in collateral.
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Hang on. You bought 235 and sold 240? |
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I like how you substituted the hard R with N
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Jesus.. I wasn't trying to say the N word
NGN stands for Nigerian Naira. |
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I wonder if/when he sold. Or if he was expecting earnings that never came.
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who knows, I just know he was urging GME to use their $250 million for buybacks. |
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Reported for being suspected as a Robinhood employee.
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Reported as an abuse of report button, and text 'TSLA 420'. |
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What gives u that impression
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The hope in his calls |
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bro 😎💪
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Brooo... |
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Rules, regulations, having to get approval from risk management, etc
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There aren't any rules or regulations preventing a company trading with it's own money from making any order an individual would be allowed to. |
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wait are you the 35% (or whatever) inflation guy who ranted here a few days ago
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? No. |
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It blows my mind every day how many systems and solutions that large companies use depend heavily on spreadsheets with macros and VB scripting. I've seen full apps built within excel.
It's not legal reasons at all. It's ingrained legacy systems and processes that work (admittedly just fine enough) and upgrading to fancy SaaS or training folks is too expensive... both in dollars and time.
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That brings back memories of some wild Excel macros I use to write. Yeah, at some point the processes & resources invested into Windows ecosystem is way too expensive to escape and when everything is working, how can you explain you wanna uproot everything. At a certain point, it's effectively impossible. |
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Lol no, but if there was an actual predicable edge in the market they would be. You don't think with that kind of money they would hire some MIT PhDs to run algorithms to instantaneously trade any information gleaned from a chart? What I'm saying is if someone on WSB can make money off of it, someone with vastly more resources would do it 100x better. But, you can't get an edge from charts, so its moot
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You are now literally describing quant firms |
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“Either it happens, or it doesn’t”
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'It either it goes up or it goes down'
wait a minute... it can also stay flat. |
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As long as it's not a 100% loss I'll be happy
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Still doing better than most of wsb if so |
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Yes u stupid fuck Uncle Sam will arrest your shit and freeze your money and garnish trust me they know EXACLY what u owe
Don’t fuck with the irs dude
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I love how they know but they still make you figure it out only to tell you you did it wrong so they can fuck you later. |
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You don't need a flair. Youneed to get laid.
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I’m married. I don’t know what getting laid means anymore. |
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12/13**** YES I'M RETARDED
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Mods, change his flair to hyre junior or something.
Edit: u/-hyre |
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Tell me more, oh wise man!
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Do your own research, I don't work for free. |
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It’s pretty ballsy to be holding condors on a company that sells a lot of Chinese shit just days away from a huge Chinese tariff announcement...
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I’m hoping 1749 is a 🧲 |
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Yeah. Too expensive. Latina is rice and beans. That’s my kind of budgeting.
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Until you show them a life of luxury, then they wanna wear mink coats and shit.
(Source:movies) |
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>If you sell puts you will actually ~~make money on~~ get fucked by uber bears.
Fify
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Wrong, uber is already fucking the ipo price.. where have you been bitch? |
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just last earnings amazon was down 9% and ended up flat the next day.
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AMZN was down 160 points during AH, and then it recovered to only being down something like 10-15 points. That day was NUTS. |
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Nailed it.
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Just paraphrasing Epsilon Theory: [https://www.epsilontheory.com/but-our-interests-are-aligned/](https://www.epsilontheory.com/but-our-interests-are-aligned/) |
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Good recommendation
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wait wut? |
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u fucked
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^^oh ^^no
😳 |
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Debit or credit?
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Debit |
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Exactly, almost every competively bid govt contract goes to some amount of litigation.
The big defense contractors team up on bids now and sometimes will even share parts of contracts amongst themselves to reduce litigation expenses if at all possible.
The US defense industry has consolidated so much that there is very limited competition left so the govt is paying a lot of money for what they are getting.
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REALLY?!? OH MY GAWD!!! |
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Thanks for the DD. Buying calls on giant cocks.
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ForHims or Blacked.com? 🤔🤔 |
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You think the EU will amend the deal they have currently made leaving the door open for other countries to leave which would hurt them far more than weathering out a no deal until the UK capitulated as their economy implodes?
Then you have the fact that no one wants the current deal on the UK side.
So what do you honestly see happening?
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I expect Boris pushes through the current deal on the table. If there is a no deal brexit I expect some trade deal will be negotiated eventually. The only countries in the EU that matter are Germany and France, they bring the money. Everyone else just mooches in return for more relaxed trade. None of the mooching countries will leave, too much for them to lose. It doesn’t seem like France or Germany have any intention of leaving, if they did the whole thing would fall apart. |
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I use the free service and love it. But the paid service is weirdly priced. $10/month for 2 TB of storage. Most users don't need that kind of storage. Google and Amazon have $100 GB plans for $2/month. It confounds me that Dropbox does not offer that.
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Case in point |
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Vomit on my sweater if my calls go tits up
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I’ve heard tomorrow PM.
...also heard Friday AH, next Monday PM, next Monday AH, next Tuesday PM, sometime before Dec 31st, or Jan 2020. |
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You legitimately have a gambling addiction. Like, down to the T. Check out the DSM-5 definition for gambling disorders. Knowing that, you clearly suck ass at stocks, just bet on football games or horse races like a normal fuckup. You might win some on accident.
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I’m already in so deep it doesn’t make a difference. |
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Multiple sources suggest a target price around $66. Plenty of room. Come join us.
https://i.imgur.com/AnCoDm6.jpg
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Got any DD readily available you can share? |
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Well... I'm schizophrenic and had Chlamydia once. That fucking wife of mine was out raw dogging the neighbors. Major mood killer.
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Sounds like paranoid schizophrenia with delusions of a spouse. Sure you didn't sling rope after giving a gloryhole wank? |
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RemindMe! 7 days.
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RemindMe! 8 days |
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Lol the way you worded that reminds me of that Marilyn Manson doco when he says 'i.. did too many drugs and alcohol last night'
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I need to watch.
Where it is? |
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How old is OP I wonder? I'm mid 20's and only had a smartphone at 18, took a lot of phoneless shits tbh
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mid 20’s as well and this was what I did pretty much every time i shit too |
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Speak for yourself
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Fat Kelly is not Becky. Someone had to tell you. |
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[Bezos looks just like Lex Luthor since he balded himself](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiJ9OvV9K7mAhWIGM0KHdSoBGEQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffunny%2Fcomments%2F90aqw4%2Fso_are_we_just_going_to_sit_here_and_act_like%2F&psig=AOvVaw1rUwcj6sb32BmPzSrDdEcj&ust=1576198783970008)
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haha, in all fairness, this might just be us showing our anti-bald prejudice
https://youtu.be/KL0BWFthUds?t=153 |
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Jeffery Epstein has entered the chat.
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Jeffrey Epstein has been uncharacteristically idle for 10 minutes.
Please ignore. |
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Fat Kelly is not Becky. Someone had to tell you.
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Fat Kelly gives good head though. |
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That’ll jinx it. Go look at BIL and tell me if you think I’m straight
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Yeah the strategy is to buy it on the 1st of the month and sell it on the 30th it looks like lol |
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> The world gotten so peaceful and well off
Oh man, you almost had me 😂
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We are better now in both those metrics than any point in history |
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Well this aged super well! Did you dump a bunch in? I only put about 1500 but I'm glad I did. I tried putting more in but the trade didn't go through and then I didn't follow up even though I still should have. Just got cold feet
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Yeah I’ve got a bunch in. Made like 5k in the last day and used it to buy lulu calls... |
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How was today?
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Harsh. My accs are on the brink of destruction. My TDA has gone from 10.7k down to 1.4k. Down 87% My main Ally acc is down to just 991. And my other Ally is down to $370. Im currently all in spy calls. But I think I will stop this madness before it's all gone. |
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I hope so
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Iron condor gang? |
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Yep unless theres some kind of absolute mindfuck of a beat or drop (usually drop) that overtakes IV entirely, (see ULTA when they died last ER)
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See also: Home Depot, Cisco, Children's place this ER. As long as you dont buy your options OTM as fuck you made out on any of those. |
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Is it possible for the Fed to prevent a crash indefinitely, and instead we would just have several years of stagnation while earnings catch back up to the inflated stock prices?
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Yes, go negative interest rates and pay companies to take debt, that sustains the jobs. |
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bear gang is a bunch of terrorists for hating the US economy
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What does that make theta gang for selling you calls that you patriotically buy? |
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Yeah, haha, I was just kidding around, that was a glib way of expressing my maximum liability. I definitely won't take the whole assignment if it starts to turn against me, but I do like LULU long term, and I don't mind wheel strategy for some of them to make up some of the losses. Will play it by ear, still hoping for an OTM expiry.
Haha, sub-$200 wouldn't leave me homeless but definitely wouldn't be walking straight for a while.
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$BECKY gonna tax that ass |
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Wut
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r/woosh |
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someone who sees 75 free dollars?
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Let me answer that question with another question. Who wants to make $75 dollars? |
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It’s got a price target of $35, it’s their best quarter.
I’m all in and expecting a show, popcorns heating up as we speak.
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I went all in $5k on LULU 232.5 12/20 puts, kinda nervous about them... really wish i saw lovesac had an earnings man.... get those tendies secured for me pleaseeee |
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Yea.... I don't think so. Looking back a month ago I could've bought a new car with the cash and have some spare for hookers and blow.
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I mean if making the 200k back is your goal you need to at least have 25k. |
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How is that gonna help in a crash?
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The explosive bolt door hinges you asked for |
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Going to pick up some 2021 PTON $13 puts.
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Nice 👌 but IV on the short squeeze may make your 🍑 a ⭕️ |
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227.5 puts cost $6.25 at market close
Intrinsic value NOW is $4.90.
You might have lost money, especially if the dip gets bought up a little more before market open 😂
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People have no idea how bad IV crush will destroy their peanuts |
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I been in since they discovered cure for Hep C. That was my entry. Ran up should have sold then back down and further down.
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oof that would be tough to see it coming thats for sure. |
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Dont agree with that argument. You are either arguing alcohol age should be 18 which is irrelevant, or that the age of being a legal adult should be raised to 21. Which would be a huge issue
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It is relavent as 18 being able to both sign on ton of debt and buy a beer to celebrate. |
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I guess but it's up 9%?
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Tomorrow will tell the tale of its stabilized or sells off |
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I can see that. Godspeed, you glorious retard
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😈😈💪 |
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>You think Tesla should be valued more than GM?
Does that mean I’m retarded?
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Tesla predicting revenue this year 24billion
GM’s revenue last year 127billion
Tesla market cap 61billion
GM market cap 50 billion |
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What makes you say that
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The impeachment.
That said impeachment and market confidence (depending on China deal) might not be related but let's see. |
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All of you need to relax and wait until tomorrow to see what happens to the price
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TSLA Cybertruck/Walmart/Home Depot |
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High in protein
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Pays decently |
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you think its too late to get into this now?
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I would wait for a dip and then buy calls 6 months - 2 years out. On the next dip I plan on buying LEAPS |
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