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[INST] Most of those exports will be Maga hats and gold plated toilet seats [/INST] Aren't those maga hats imports?
[INST] you bought only 17 shares and you crying here ? lol [/INST] yeah, im a baby
[INST] TD has a decent mobile app interface? I'll have to look into that. I would love 3 and 5 minute candles, and MACD. I'm decent at eyeballing it, but it would still help. [/INST] TD has all that and more. I’ve been using it since before they were free for research, and now that it is free, I’m moving everything over.
[INST] I'm going to publish that paper before you do. [/INST] what paper?
[INST] Yes, I understand that bit. But if anything it allows me to make my play for the day and then continue on with my life. [/INST] You can literally toggle between cash and margin account in RH.... Figured you may know that considering you're the retarded CEO
[INST] Oh yeah, it’s a battle, shorts will probably win [/INST] :(
[INST] Okay, whew. I’m nervous lmfao [/INST] Just bought some thinking that shit was gonna rocket. O boi. Right before the dip too.
[INST] Imagine sleeping on a burning pile of money like my ROKU stocks ATM when you could sleep on the warm embrace of an exploding 737 boeing airliner [/INST] Now that's poetic. Thanks for the smiles.
[INST] ELI5? [/INST] could go up could go down
[INST] *Trump tweets have entered the chat* [/INST] 'I have consumed 20 capsules of sodium cyanide.'
[INST] Bruh [/INST] F
[INST] Good point. Forgot that half of the equation. Now they just need to pray Southwest is actually doing inspections anyways and no planes break up in flight. [/INST] They've already inspected 100% of the NG's. Several are undergoing repairs regarding this airworthiness directive, but it was a very small percentage of the total fleet. I'm sure these same inspections will be mandatory at regular intervals now that they know it's an issue.
[INST] So they are damned if they do and damned if they don’t [/INST] They have been very successful so far at gaining a foothold. The tough part is finished for them.
[INST] >misconstrudel [/INST] kielbasa > strudel
[INST] he's obviously an idiot. everyone knows it should be $90 [/INST] He’s not an idiot. His name is martymoho. Show some respect.
[INST] ARWR IS GAY [/INST] BIGLY. FUCK.
[INST] [shrugs] I dunno. Coast Guard? [/INST] >[shrugs] I dunno. Coast Guard? Nah, Space Force.
[INST] Yea mine too lmao [/INST] see you in hell
[INST] what paper? [/INST] state shares as an alternative to taxation
[INST] Yep, I already own $100k+ in shares and am going to transfer another $10k this week to invest. This stock is a bargain right now. [/INST] Thanks for buying my shares on this garbage company. Burning over a billion dollars a year is a real bargain indeed...
[INST] This post is approved by u/elonmusk [/INST] SEC wants to know your location
[INST] might be a boomer stock but they hook kids early on superhero trash. ppl are gonna have nostalgia for avengers garbage for literal decades [/INST] I already do and it's just base don the first few movies like Iron Man 1. Disney+ will only get better (from a business, content and operational standpoint)
[INST] Are we going to build a hypersonic barrier to keep them out and make them pay for it tho? [/INST] That’s been priced in to the US budget for a while now
[INST] Not a bad idea actually. [/INST] That actually worked out :) I let my 319p slide into about 5% profit, then hedged it with 5 320.5c for Friday
[INST] Nah it doesn't make me nervous I just borrowed a fuckton of money to meet the day trader account limit and I can't afford to lose it. [/INST] Ally savings account 1.7% nowadays.
[INST] Finally some actual due diligence. [/INST] more like dick dickery
[INST] I’m sorry you were at 69 karma and I upvoted you 😩😩 [/INST] Don’t worry I downvoted him
[INST] Strike and premium paid? [/INST] I sold at +80%. I guess we'll see if that was the smart move by the end of the week.
[INST] Easy thing to remember for Disney. 'Like racism, white is right.' [/INST] Bro, Disney racist? No... it was just a different time.
[INST] Think you’re mistaking effect with cause... [/INST] are u surprised.... lol GUH
[INST] What's preferred stock? Also any advice on picking a REIT? [/INST] MPW
[INST] It’s “not worked” twice in the last few months where I got assigned. Luckily, the next week MSFT rose and I made money on that plus the calls I sold to have it called away. As far as “what’s a strike”, my dude, you’ve got some basic reading and terminology to get acquainted with. Go to OptionsPlaybook.com and read a bit. [/INST] So it’s not something you calculate it’s just the closest or second closest strike price to the current price?
[INST] This might be a stupid question but this is WSB.... Can a company literally just buy land from an existing country, declare sovereignty and become their own country? [/INST] We can look at hypotheticals and historical examples. You could say that the VOC would get very close to.
[INST] Why the Put? [/INST] Hes not a complete tard
[INST] r/thetagangbets [/INST] Someone ahould make this a sub
[INST] My body is ready for the great melding [/INST] Yes please
[INST] 1. draw 4 parallel lines that fit the bull channel 2. buy in the lower 1/4 3. sell in the higher 1/4 4. buy in the higher 1/4 even higher 5. sell again in the higher 1/4 even higher than before 6. repeat steps 4, 5, and 6 until December 2020 [/INST] Draw 6 parallel lines, going upward. Re-trace and cross the 6 lines horizontal. Twist and slide your screen at an 90° angle. Slip off your pants and watch the magic happen.
[INST] I wonder if that Unicorn guy is down from millionair to Thousandair yet [/INST] Depends if he keeps doubling down instead of admitting he's wrong
[INST] Obviously this idiot doesn't understand the APPL stonks he accidentally bought one day for the price of an apple in 1915 because that shit don't go down grandpa. ​ You figure he would understand what funded his retirement. [/INST] Stonks may have went up but grandma never went down.
[INST] You're telling me that you watched this stock jump up damn near $100 in three days and you're just now asking should you get out? Somebody give this man the autistic medal. [/INST] Peak WSB, trading emotionally not logically
[INST] Can we have some quality shit posts at some point today? These aren’t even funny [/INST] This isn’t the place for “quality.” This is the place for get rich quick schemes.
[INST] oh god AMRN again - I was holding 1/3 so I sat back and laughed at the chumps with expiring options...my god... [/INST] let me guess you held thru the morning gap up heh
[INST] $149 Put [/INST] ohh
[INST] Well it looks like garbage [/INST] Oh yeah, why do you say that.
[INST] Always lunch slump [/INST] :-(
[INST] Or it’s a trap [/INST] Yeah, cartoons have laid out this scenario in a multitude of ways. Nobody's trying to get Elmer Fudded into chasing free money on a fucking fish-hook.
[INST] I would, if only to repurpose the battery pack as a DIY Powerwall [/INST] 40 KwH Powerwall? More like Powerpartition.
[INST] This is true, I will now downvote myself in agreement. [/INST] You have too much honor!
[INST] yeah fuck that shit I’m out now [/INST] Good call
[INST] why? [/INST] Bullish cypher at the prz, r.r is 8 to 1, .6mef/absorption near ath, hgf premium is roughly 300% better than other similar options. lots of good reasons to.
[INST] I saw a bear the other day talk about a possible SPX/SPY short squeeze. Unfortunately, this makes no fucking sense because it just tracks stocks. [/INST] There is a lot of shorts on SPX, as there is a ton more puts outstanding than calls on SPX options.
[INST] Keep it coming [/INST] still going 🤑
[INST] Oh, I first read this as '$1875 for TSLA', which is still kinda undervalued but in the right ballpark. [/INST] YASSS, TELSA TO 42069 CONFIRMED. IM GONNA BE RICH
[INST] then they should do something useful and be paid for it [/INST] Good luck with trying to avoid external threats.
[INST] Tons of reasons. China USA deal for one. Global slowdown for 2. End of year sell off for gains from 2400-3170 for thirds amidst all the mess. [/INST] Lay offs as well but that could just mean trimming fat.
[INST] Sure caused a tailspin last year now didn't it?! And this past summer. [/INST] you can look forward to your down month i look forward to my 10-11 months of green
[INST] You think because fed says one thing all else is disregarded??? Do you feel that a near 50% increase in markets over 3 years will last and continue up with the same momentum? You haven't a clue have you? [/INST] yup
[INST] What the fuck us going on? I was promised tendies. [/INST] Have faith
[INST] God i hope so. This market annoys me on a daily basis with its expensive assets and low volatiltiy. Hard to make money with options. Im missing the salad days of 2018. So many opportunities back then shorting the SPY rips and buying the SPY dips. [/INST] One day we may see those times again... In the mean time I'll lose my money else where
[INST] I'm picturing a cell in [SEC jail](https://etceteraatclarion.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/shawshank-outside.jpg) where on the wall someone has scrawled 'u/ControlTheNarrative was here' and below it is written 'So was u/1poundbookingfee'. [/INST] Do they serve Tendies in the prison canteen?
[INST] *Highest IV I could find [/INST] and therein lies the risk vega explosion
[INST] Yeah and mofuckers be going to didney world/land/park-thing for christmas [/INST] Yeah they do hahah
[INST] He’s not an idiot. His name is martymoho. Show some respect. [/INST] That's some 5D WSB play right there. He showed Susquehanna how he pumped MU on a half-million strong online 'trading' community and now he got himself a gig on a sell-side firm to really bring MU to the next level.
[INST] So the banks will continue to produce and write toxic assets and the fed will just print off more and more money to keep buying them. I see no way in which this could possibly end poorly. [/INST] Can’t go tits up
[INST] Aren't those maga hats imports? [/INST] No, this trade deal will include the Chinese government converting a quota of 250 million Chinese civilians to MAGA fans. It’s an inside job by trump. They will eventually revolt the government and Trump wins the trade war.
[INST] Draw 6 parallel lines, going upward. Re-trace and cross the 6 lines horizontal. Twist and slide your screen at an 90° angle. Slip off your pants and watch the magic happen. [/INST] wow it really does look just like a penis at the end
[INST] Now that's poetic. Thanks for the smiles. [/INST] I clicked this link and saw way ITM puts. At first I assumed this was some new retarded attempt at bamboozling a brokerage.. I guess it's been too long since I've seen some gains on here
[INST] did microsoft and amazon double? [/INST] T’was sarcastic.
[INST] No need to spoil the fun! [/INST] Bruh he's going to lose a down payment on a house and learn nothing.
[INST] Someone ahould make this a sub [/INST] Hard to be theta gang when the market goes up
[INST] I think jobs market is what moves elections, not the stock market. More than 60% of the population doesn’t know that the stock market is at all time highs, according to recent reports. [/INST] jobs and consumer confidence are the most reliable predictors
[INST] optionsellers.com hit a rogue wave [/INST] Oof they should have rebranded as autismsellers.com
[INST] Wait but don't you get the dividend if you buy before the dividend? Shouldn't that work out exactly equal? [/INST] Stock prices drop by the amount of the dividend. Since MINT is pretty predictable, you can capture capital growth, as well as dividend growth by taking advantage of that.
[INST] On other words tank just after the election. [/INST] Most likely, not guaranteed though but not tanking before the election is almost a guarantee.
[INST] Give up your ass and you can go out for ramen for a few nights. [/INST] Nah, not in this job market.
[INST] There are, but they only enforce em if you’re famous. [/INST] you mean they only enforce them if they're not getting a cut of the pie.
[INST] I wish I would have gotten this advice when I was graduating hs. Turns out college is just a big indoctrination factory, fascist authoritarians everywhere! [/INST] Actually the professors are marxists. They taught me capitalism was bad even though I became a millionaire from it. It was entertaining listening to professors who had no outside business experience.
[INST] I clicked this link and saw way ITM puts. At first I assumed this was some new retarded attempt at bamboozling a brokerage.. I guess it's been too long since I've seen some gains on here [/INST] It's been that bad around here eh. I stop coming here when the volatility is down. I can only look at the same old meta memes, digs at RH, hacks, for so long.
[INST] They wrote it for kids and they have tiny brains, so they'll remember it as a legendary movie. Case closed, sprinkle some crack on him and let's get outta here. [/INST] You sure the kids and people who liked the original aren't dumb either?
[INST] I have March 2020's for both. I'm slightly worried about Intel, but I still expect next earnings to be disappointing [/INST] I was just retarded for going half in on short term puts bc trump. Sunday could have been Christmas if those tariffs went up.... These new posts in this forum just get better and better, (https://www.thelayoff.com/intel) but it doesn’t matter bc PR and buybacks If enough looks like it’s going to come out early Q1 then I might throw some more in, but rn there’s too much short term uncertainty
[INST] How often do you get divs/interest on that? [/INST] fcking monthly ​ [https://etracs.ubs.com/product/detail/index/ussymbol/SDYL](https://etracs.ubs.com/product/detail/index/ussymbol/SDYL) ​ i love it
[INST] Seems like a lot of money for something to hang laundry on. [/INST] That’s one way of looking at it.
[INST] Oh shit that’s high. Thank you for posting! Any available shares? [/INST] Yessir still shares available, locates taking about \~5 minutes
[INST] That’s what Epstein said... [/INST] epstein was a fall guy though.
[INST] Are interest rates not stuck low because of QE? [/INST] Interest rates are never 'stuck', but they are trending down due to recent QE. An economic rebound in Europe would all but end QE in that region.
[INST] Everything can be abused. But LSD is not easily abused and is not what people tend to abuse. [/INST] Have you done acid lol This ain’t making sense to me. Your tolerance is out in two weeks, so I have no clue how that curves abuse.
[INST] Yes. Those calls were much more expensive, I was hoping for a pop on the news and to sell quickly after a bit of a move. I sold everything for a quick 1k profit the first time I bought in, then it dropped, I thought this is a great chance to get in cheap, and then it dropped more and stalled. Theta has been killing me since. [/INST] Gotta make money moves, man. My expiration is 4/17 lol I’m chilling
[INST] Prob looking at 100-500% run if good, 80-90% loss if bad. At least with shares you can baghold and hope things change a few months later, I’m staying away from options on this one [/INST] 400+% IV lol, ya I'm good
[INST] Why even work for a living? Your wages are already priced in. [/INST] Ah shit, Reddit was priced into my salary.. It explains a lot, really
[INST] Yeah I have the Feb 21 95s calls. It’s my bday! Worst case I think I can sell out on earnings with high IV which I expect. [/INST] Same brother
[INST] Ah what you got downies on. [/INST] I did the Dalio hedge, with a little more time. Bought puts on SPY with 6/20/2020 exp. for about 20% of my option trading budget. we'll see what the new year holds!
[INST] fats + plastic + sugars + more fat * sugar [/INST] Plus salt
[INST] No, this trade deal will include the Chinese government converting a quota of 250 million Chinese civilians to MAGA fans. It’s an inside job by trump. They will eventually revolt the government and Trump wins the trade war. [/INST] So we'll import the maga hats from China, then export them back to China to convert them to Trump supporters?
[INST] What broker? TD allows three waivers in a rolling 12 month period [/INST] All they told me was you need to have 25k or more at open. Ive had my account for 4 months so maybe thats why they arent leniant on it with me.
[INST] Of course that is implied... [/INST] What does that imply?
[INST] This comment will get buried but PENN is on a heater and it will continue until April. Book it [/INST] Why do you think?
[INST] I feel like stocks would take forever for me to break-even (started with $1000, now at $600), but I guess that’s the cost for less risky investments. Spreads are interesting, but the premiums are more expensive than call or put options on their own so it drives me away. I guess they’re more expensive due to less risk and higher chance of profit? [/INST] You can make a little extra money on stocks you believe in by using the wheel or selling covered calls
[INST] wat happened to the loss porn post, its been kinda getting bare lately. did everyone just loose all their money? [/INST] Obviously. It's the 'markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent' shit
[INST] RMBS up 2.5% today ;-) [/INST] dude I thought you were trolling with residential mortgage backed securities lool
[INST] I was down 95% on this position on Friday. Options were trading at 5 cents each. I could of doubled down and make 5x profit. [/INST] That's not answering my question though. That's like saying sure I invested in a random ticker, and I could've invested more. So why don't you just share how you picked it rather than answering other questions nobody asked😤